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00:00:00what do you think about me hitting a driver on par threes come on get in the hole
00:00:10come on let's go don't touch my ball oh if it's car path we're in trouble we're in a lot of trouble
00:00:17good he got it what a terrible swing off he was always overrated as a running back anyway
00:00:23shut up jerry i thought he does he hasn't sucked today this is where we go this is it oh no
00:00:34oh my god oh my god
00:00:46all right that was the final match of scrambled play stay tuned because next round we have 2v2
00:00:50alternating shot it's going to be even better right here at the barstool ryder cup
00:01:00i think this plate can we get it it's cauliflower and a brownie
00:01:06francis because i'm happy
00:01:09they did a really bad strategy having dan go with wit you have the best player in the turn
00:01:14they thought witt could win by himself right he didn't put that up that was surprising
00:01:20wit we should have at least half like like we were up one we're up one two two they won three
00:01:29did you guys make any putts no we didn't make a big one that was the thing we never we didn't make
00:01:34any need to make one big pot we never did this is who puts out the team first we do this time we do
00:01:39i i i don't understand they are going to take all of this yeah do you like leading everybody else
00:01:45and make them make that decision because because what if they put them good right well then we can
00:01:50just clean up the other three because they need to win everything yeah if we match it up and you and
00:01:54i match up against dave and jerry we have a chance it also is like we could just throw it well yeah we
00:02:01could actually they rolled another game they're pretty good i think we throw a similar
00:02:05okay and sas to their backs but the problem is they're not going to throw we pick we go first
00:02:10no second oh they do but they're gonna they're they're only going to put their best as an answer
00:02:16you don't think they'll try and guarantee a win since it's a down one no because i think they need
00:02:20to win you know as many as you can guaranteeing a win you have to put two players hurts you
00:02:27really guarantees your loss yes right right do you want to burn me and sass versus their best
00:02:32and then you so that's a win against dave and jerry and then you got to win the other two
00:02:38i think we would smoke it with jerry as far as with who they throw if we're happy with our
00:02:42matchups like our team is what we're saying i think they're crazy if they don't throw a tip
00:02:47they're too worse than us if they throw a win at you that's insane they never do that yeah because then
00:02:53i think we can win all three of the other players i think you should run and burn us we're not going to
00:02:58give up we're shocked we'll fight through alternate shot weird things can happen too
00:03:04our first pairing for afternoon alternate shot we have a one-point lead by the way uh we're going to
00:03:09go with dave and jersey jerry how much time do we have three minutes i don't know they don't know what
00:03:22to do they're in a blender they're asking about time constraints they're going to go automatic win
00:03:27that's crazy if they do it i think we i think we beat them easily he wants it i don't i don't
00:03:32have to i can do anything no but i'm saying is you seem confident there i am yeah who would you put
00:03:37out the other than that though yeah who else who else would you all be you would just throw us at the
00:03:42hardest because the other altar is this strategy you basically take that one you give up one and then
00:03:47you it's like a two right right it's two match so you'd be cutting you'd be cutting one and one if we
00:03:53threw a good teammate down then we'd lose yours and then we'd have to win the other two so it'll
00:03:58be like you and biz or something they don't know what they're doing you got about a minute and a
00:04:04half hey dude whenever we lead with you guys it just it puts them in a blender i think i think we
00:04:11throw i think we keep the other three pretty square and we throw dan and sass okay all right we got to
00:04:19try to win all right yeah then all right big cat little sass okay
00:04:23okay hey come on you guys can win that one you want to go with biz now or no
00:04:36you two are going to go myself and paul bissonette let's go
00:04:44they might go riggs frankie all right i don't think we're changing the teams we talked about
00:04:49us what do we want to do so you might really want to take them on if they go riggs and frankie
00:04:53i'd love that it's wasted they'll throw they'll throw one you know i think it'd be riggs and trent
00:05:00i think it'd be riggs and i think they're going to stay i'm going to keep those two teams together
00:05:03why don't you go francis and hank okay yeah okay right yeah pretty good match i like that francis and hank
00:05:13okay yes okay that's easy we got that match you got that all right so now they have to go yep
00:05:28you guys want to be the anchor you want to go third
00:05:32they're gonna they want kirk against me just to try and get that point to rattle so let them just let
00:05:38them have it so call us out all right yeah or you know what let us answer with it so it's not
00:05:45never mind never call it out call it out call it out yeah present present the challenge yes let them
00:05:49meet the challenge yeah yeah frankie and trent
00:05:58let's go oh let's go you could be they could be they could be riggs and bave they could be riggs and
00:06:04can be so me and yandle minahan yandle wow wow pft arian versus me and beef beef and riggs
00:06:20all right all right all right come on boys let's go let's go let's go wow come on
00:06:34all right all right we're out here on the range getting stretched round two coming up i got my
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00:06:55love these shoes thanks for showing up stomach ache make you wait in the heat a little bit i had a big
00:07:09stomach ache oh no you okay yeah all right folks we are back for round number two of the barstool
00:07:16writer cup presented by body armor we're done with the scrambles now we are moving on to 2b2 alternate
00:07:21shot a true alternate shot meaning if you tee off in the first hole you get the rest of the odd holes
00:07:26evens you get the point but anyway we have team riggs up two and a half points to one and a half
00:07:31points right now over team whitney our first group of the day for team riggs we have dave portnoy
00:07:37dave portnoy pardon me and jersey jerry and then for team whitney we have little sasquatch and big cat
00:07:43already some tension oh we were they were late to the tee time sorry
00:07:47sell me cake dave was using bathroom i had to go with that one okay number two port yeah
00:07:55well we're here now anyway boys take it away cool who's going first t
00:08:03us i think i should deal if you want to go because i feel like go ahead you were better in the middle
00:08:08go ahead
00:08:17come down off the hill get over that shit oh cart path wow what a bounce
00:08:37all right it hit cart path and then probably the other fairway oh my god
00:08:47what are we doing there playing from there sass you're up
00:08:54now god damn it i can't believe i did that
00:08:57there you go sass great shot sorry that sucked in my own head all right let's let's go to war
00:09:07that's my word guys keep an eye on them yeah we go to jerry's on they might be dropping balls and
00:09:12shit jerry's on high 173. i got it you think it went further yeah i think you got over there
00:09:19where'd they pick up this caddy the side of the road wait they found the ball the tailor made zero
00:09:24no no it's my ball no way no way zero chance zero chances there who's this guy who's the guy in the
00:09:29red there's no way it's there no no that's crazy to even insinuate no way that was middle
00:09:36he didn't get out all right just drive down and see if it maybe rolled i don't know
00:09:40but he could have this is a all right are you going to the hole sass what's up do you think it went in
00:09:48yeah he said he went in maybe that's good shit you gotta respect it there's no way it's down here
00:09:56i mean but it could have rolled dude where the did it go i didn't even hit it well it was a bad
00:10:01so where do we drop it's back it's back no we're gonna find we gotta find it
00:10:06you got it all right just try it just make sure you get it out i have to get it out
00:10:17i mean that's a shot what what what what was that i missed he missed it's his shot i missed
00:10:25he missed i missed i know you get to go again no it's you it's me i just can't i can't do anything
00:10:32but did you make contact no i took a try at it that's crazy
00:10:41there you go sass great shot sass
00:10:45they're one an inch keep running two into the skew so we're shooting five they're laying four and i
00:10:51haven't made contact all right it's fine we'll we'll lay up here one putt in man this is what it's going to
00:10:58to be like it's it's going to be like this the whole day i know but it's going to be like they're
00:11:02going to blow one hole it's not a big deal just got to win the next hole they might not even finish
00:11:07the round they're going to blow up whose ball is this this is ours it just rolled it's still rolling
00:11:14that's why it's so frustrating i did that on the driver because if i just made contact it would
00:11:17have gone like forever yeah get the car path perfect that's fine yes jerry yeah get on there
00:11:35we're having some something there we're having two tails of two different holes hey he told me keep
00:11:40it left and let it let it run down everything's gonna go down that side
00:11:44i mean i can't hit anything right now all right let's concede this hole no no no no it didn't go
00:11:51in so we're not completely fucked i mean this is i i gotta i gotta reset everything i don't know what
00:11:57the is going on all right calm down the worst start bring it down it's all mental it's all mental i know
00:12:03i know a couple deep breaths one it's only one hole i got some klonopin in my bag it's only one hole
00:12:08but about as bad as you can play on one hole i've done that
00:12:16that's so brutal they're dead you guys won this hole no no don't stop we got it no this is a smart
00:12:22strategy don't let him putt don't let him putt yeah save shots we're blowing up yeah let's just move to
00:12:27the next concede we forfeit full reset full reset full reset you're gonna be awesome off the tee here
00:12:36and then we're gonna go i can't i can't possibly have played worse there on those shots
00:12:44welcome back to the 2025 writer cup presented by body armor we are in match two of round two
00:12:50it's the alternate shot round and we have our four competitors behind us first up for team rigs
00:12:55we have francis and hank for team whitney ryan whitney and paul bissonette
00:12:59the spin chiclets crew so boys take it away feel free francis let her rip baby
00:13:11cranked out bryson de chambeau over there coming back too pumped it nice ball francis
00:13:18great drive great drive that was about that drive of the day right there in the backswing
00:13:24too drive of the day right there that thing tmj from that swing
00:13:32ball it's gonna be up there
00:13:37all right boys i think it's fairway all right good luck boys have a good match thanks guys good
00:13:43luck everybody good luck team wit all right francis back again come on love love love the foursomes we
00:13:49we've got a phenomenal day it's as good as it gets just means that tomorrow i'm gonna play one-on-one
00:13:54against kirk yeah shit my pants i mean i said it to the the camera before but
00:14:01i legitimately like the the sandbaggers are my favorite like i feel like it's not even barceling
00:14:06i legit like when they come out i like get some popcorn set on my couch and just yeah laugh laugh my
00:14:10night away totally i'm thrilled to be to be in this foursome this is great it's gonna be fun this is super
00:14:16fun oh oh oh oh oh oh are they grounds crew here yeah let's go legends we'll see you tonight we'll
00:14:25smoke one all right first left of it baby
00:14:33oh whitty i fucked you all right hit her fat it's all right buddy i think this is kind of a sucker pin
00:14:40hank i think all you need to do is just hit it onto the green on the left yeah i mean i mean visit
00:14:48a battle i'm gonna try and play just play it safe yeah play it safe just put it on the green anywhere
00:14:56attaboy good shot perfect no that's perfect it's all we wanted come on there great shot yep yep let's go
00:15:04oh is it in no but i think it'd be better off in yeah i think i just kind of try to go for the hero
00:15:11shot biz like yeah 100 i fucked you
00:15:18big hop big hop big hop all right oh wow a really good one really good
00:15:24all right i think it's probably 20 feet really good shot gotta bring a putt
00:15:28left or right to start and then it flattens out at the top yeah okay great just a little left right
00:15:35yeah yeah it's the beginning like their ball like once it see where the grass changes colors yeah looks
00:15:40like it's flat from there perfect
00:15:44good weight good pot great beautiful great pot dude we gotta make francis yep that's good all day
00:15:51all day it's kind of early i like it like right here buddy
00:15:55you see that yep
00:16:04i didn't give you enough break no worries i didn't give you enough did that thing just
00:16:08shoot dead right a little bit maybe it was a push too yeah i know i think i think this stuff
00:16:13affects it too yeah we're not doing what we did the last time keeping the pressure stay focused
00:16:18hell of a hole boys yes sir yeah you guys that was pretty that was pretty clinical for all shots
00:16:25helping you can hit one 300 yards pink pony club
00:16:43attaboy jerry i don't know why i have a t in that good shot jerry
00:16:48i think that's good
00:16:59i didn't see it where you're near that stake on the left all right so we're in it jerry's was a bomb
00:17:07yeah but it doesn't matter every stroke get it out back into the yeah every stroke counts nice shot
00:17:17thank you thank you so like before the traps right yeah we're not going to reach the trap from here
00:17:24oh dude he's he's he's he's funked out all right fairway
00:17:35i think they're still away yeah yep yeah they're away the thing is with people like us we could be
00:17:42him the next three hundred percent he could be jack nicholas exactly i mean we're in we're in the
00:17:47shit again yeah probably i would say three wood but three wood yeah i could go three wood the only
00:17:55problem is i don't know if he's gonna go he's gonna go try to get it out there keep it straight
00:18:01he's got a nice swing yeah he does that's good or is that creek i have no idea is that creek oh it went
00:18:08over it yeah let's go good shot sass three wood baby yes great shot sass thank you felt great
00:18:17we're good great shot dave great shot
00:18:25all right all right all right all right all right all right now we're both the same yeah yeah they're
00:18:30in the fescue and we're in the fairway yeah how confident are you that you could like hit a wedge
00:18:36and get it on the green like all by the pin pitching wedge yeah but are you confident you
00:18:42can do that because i'm almost like maybe just chip it because i'm so bad in the bunker that
00:18:48if you get in the bunker like it's oh like we're like i might take three strokes
00:18:54so what do you think i should do we're chunking our way up there it's okay i should have maybe bumped it
00:19:00it's okay no i i if you think you can get it there i do it's just it's it's honestly going
00:19:09to be like if i make good contact you'll get there if i don't yeah it's going to go like
00:19:13so i mean it probably won't go in the bunker because if i make bad contact it's probably
00:19:18going to go like yeah i'd say it just go for it it's early in the game too
00:19:22okay all right okay so that was actually the i mean i was correct that if i miss hit it it's not
00:19:31going in the bunker right i was right yeah i don't know why i'm getting dead on getting in the car
00:19:39fight nice shot thank you put the pressure on them big time
00:19:55ah this is oh okay sass you just hit a ground ball that's the luckiest bounce i've ever gotten i know
00:20:01but it actually worked out pretty all right we just got a two putt and they got a two putt but i think
00:20:04they've both up multiple times we only up once this hole no i think
00:20:09i think we're both sitting six what are you guys hitting for right now we're both the same
00:20:14yeah yeah you know what it is no like a five or six or something six and how hard am i hitting
00:20:19that was i didn't see it it sounded fantastic he's a he's a gamer
00:20:27keep going love it okay love it okay love it you bury that just bury that
00:20:32good putt good putt
00:20:42big putt
00:20:43oh
00:20:53fuck
00:20:53let's go good shit good way to end it way to bury it
00:20:59it'll be hard to miss this yeah
00:21:08nice jerry all right you're up two all right
00:21:12couldn't played worse but the problem is what are you talking about it was way better it was a way
00:21:18better round man i gotta hit one good shot that was a great putt from you that's a lag
00:21:24you keep it yeah that's great that's perfect thank you you that was what won the hole yeah
00:21:30oh your chip but it's like yeah but still like you just keep it in play yeah like even our bad
00:21:35shots were in the fairway so it's like they didn't it's not like you're taking penalties
00:21:40i might feel like they hit it like over that tree okay i don't know let's see what they do yeah well i
00:21:46think they are kind of blocked out because he's looking at going up the right side all right here
00:21:50he goes oh they're going down that side yep that's good all right dude i mean that's in the right
00:21:59rough yeah all right well do your thing buddy i might have just rolled into the rough it's all right
00:22:04either way yeah i just think looking at like all these branches and all this and you
00:22:10got to get far enough out to clear that tree that was now you have a look yeah that was a play
00:22:20oh my god biz it's okay i'll punch it through don't worry about it you'll be fine don't stress
00:22:27come on ryan i got you brother come on i got you come on
00:22:32oh it's just
00:22:46it's up by that t-box that t-box up there on the right okay oh the right of the opposite side of
00:22:54the okay yeah yeah cool great good spot right behind the tree no it's fine i'm gonna hit a low
00:22:59one anyway so it's like what does it matter
00:23:10oh good shot great shot dude okay they're there in three so you know two putting from there is
00:23:16really hard give me some love that's okay they're not on the green in three so if i can nestle that
00:23:21up for you buddy wow that thing rolled off i know that wind took it
00:23:29it's a good shot dude you can't i mean that's a good shot i guess i had to hit it into the hill
00:23:43these things are gonna be so much faster it's been baking all day too dude that's a good shot
00:23:48this hole we i think we have a good look at a push yep you've been putting the perfect weight all
00:23:54day you got this it's a little left right but oh my god the thing just hopped that's all right let's go
00:24:04we're lying the same i should have chipped it
00:24:11turn in
00:24:14baby from the jump sorry that's good good putt good speed
00:24:19fucking yay yanked it left
00:24:26busy busy give it to him nice give it to him oh great roll biz that's good great hole by you buddy
00:24:31is that it are we out that's no you're going for six right yeah yeah yeah i gotta make this
00:24:35okay i thought maybe it was five base carried me there no problem carried me by the worst one from that
00:24:40first one no it was way left right things snapped these greens are lethal just can't really read them
00:24:52it's tough oh my bad that's that's all that's a 100 lockwood hole that's a biz biz dubs great drive
00:25:00great wedge great pot you know what dude we fought our way back i had a putt that's honestly i gotta make
00:25:06something like that i gotta make that putt i put us in three don't read that not at all we stayed in
00:25:12the hole we had to i had to make a punt i missed it it's all good this hole is the diamonds direct
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00:25:23use code barstool at checkout for 15 off your purchase i'm so bad right now jerry this is killing me
00:25:31we all suck bro
00:25:36get up water water water is that up no water nope that's huge that's huge it's not all pressure hey
00:25:45all the pressure's gone you got multiple shots
00:25:50fuck i hit it too hard hit it too hard
00:25:56all right jerry ah no no we're alive we're alive i do it's better than we didn't go in the water
00:26:02we're not i know i know i know i know that's a great beautiful shot nice shot jerry great shot
00:26:11picking up right back in this hole so if you can get us up on the green from wherever we're at
00:26:16we're we're in we're ahead where did they go did he just hit the green he's off he's in front
00:26:23but we're they're shooting four we're shooting two a little golf shot sass you put it anywhere
00:26:28close we're shooting three and they're still shooting four yep oh yeah all right we need like
00:26:34a fucked up shot from them that's it sit get in the truck yep oh keep going yeah it's
00:26:42fucking flu no you're out you're out we're still in it we're still in it
00:26:46keep rolling keep rolling keep rolling stay down that hill stay down that hill stay down that hill
00:26:55holy it's fast i thought that was great yeah it's okay good putt well gotta get this on sas
00:27:08stop stop god damn it no all right all right we're fighting now sass
00:27:16remember we got a stroke on them do we still yeah because they went in the water
00:27:20they're shooting five right now we're shooting uh four sass all you got to do is get this close
00:27:28yeah and don't run it past
00:27:33oh no fuck fuck fuck fuck settle settle settle oh no
00:27:46great putt jerry great putt jerry that's good thanks
00:27:56great pot you're good good good yep all right good pot
00:27:59halved it all right we got away with that one yep 100 we put one in the water
00:28:04if we can
00:28:07get one more within these next two holes they're going to be
00:28:10they're broken yep i agree within these next two holes we take one from them dude they're done
00:28:19what's the wind doing dude so i feel like it's hitting me
00:28:23back i thought it was hurting now it's settled so now would be a good time
00:28:27i feel like it's like what's over there where hank just told me not to hit it i feel like it's
00:28:36short enough no i mean i'm guessing with the way that video is going that's not good
00:28:43that's all right we'll figure it out we'll figure it out
00:28:44that's all right come on keep coming seems smart as you keep coming he's shorter than me so it's
00:28:52going to be fine nice yeah he's right there good decision what'd you hit i said i don't want to be
00:29:01long at all i want to just have you up there if i'm gonna miss so i hit seven that's exactly what
00:29:06i should have done i think we'd be together dude exactly this is where it's like think about what
00:29:11your partner wants yeah next you want a pot within 10 feet i think i'm gonna hit a five iron punch i
00:29:21don't i don't i don't like that why just because it's buried like you need something with loft that'll
00:29:27kind of get it up in the air a little bit five iron it's not going to get out of that it
00:29:31okay so like a nine iron then yeah i don't hate nine do you not like the 56 just chopping it out
00:29:36you don't like it if you don't i don't care no because then it's gonna yeah i'd rather just like
00:29:40putt it kind of like to chop to okay basically just push it through the uh the fringe okay nine
00:29:46iron nice yeah not no five though just because it's sitting down you know let me see i'll feel it
00:29:51it's fairway so like you can putt it you don't have to but it you know you got it i got it
00:29:57it i love it i absolutely love it go in
00:30:06oh no way what oh that went a whole all the way around oh my god dude what
00:30:17how close is that that's good guys oh my god what the fuck dude is this good yeah oh yeah
00:30:29oh my god dude that was i knew the speed was good then i'm like oh this thing's right
00:30:35i was tracking the whole time oh it's a good play hit it sorry witty that's all right dude you had a
00:30:43brutal lie because i put you there that was a little too much sick pot dude that was i can't
00:30:50but that is outrageous like i think that was oh like 365 degrees because it came back around
00:31:02oh my god oh my god smoked it
00:31:05good hole brother let's go way to go let's go that's the shot of the day so far great great hot
00:31:17hank thank you great course management biz if i could have just left you here it would have been
00:31:21it wouldn't have been a bad no for you i just put you in the deep that's such a hard shot
00:31:27i think i want to hit up five iron i don't like that i don't like that
00:31:42they when when whitney drafted me they expected nothing from me and i've delivered less
00:31:47it's tough i said it earlier it's tough being in a 16 person golf tournament and knowing for sure you're 16.
00:31:54that's what you're doing jerry jerry jerry has it right now great shot really good thanks
00:32:05is it the hottest it's been the entire time right now like right now yeah i mean this is like next
00:32:10level you are wearing sleeves and long long pants too that doesn't help it does
00:32:24well you'll be okay you got shot there playable yeah you're good if i can come up with a big shot
00:32:29here we strangle them right now yeah yeah yeah that's not the shot we wanted
00:32:37but it's all good is that the green right there yeah ah we're fine well if i can hit a shot usually
00:32:44just just do what you do bump it out just bump it up it's gonna if you hit the fairway it'll run
00:32:48love that shot okay that's a good shot from him great shot dan is there sand all right totally fine
00:32:59love that shot big cat let's go oh my god finally come on finally that's what we needed needed that
00:33:07we needed that that's beautiful this up we need dave to this up just kind of try to go where it's
00:33:13opening yeah yeah i mean all right listen if i get on the green we're having a party
00:33:17yeah i really don't know how to hit a bunker shots my thing right through it like a pick
00:33:21like a regular shot take your time you can hit a regular shot
00:33:27we got to get it up though should i i think they're still i thought it i think they're still
00:33:30away sass sass i think they're still away how am i gonna get this out that's a brutal draw lie
00:33:36nice shot hanky yes sir great swing hank great swing good spot too far yeah you guys are away
00:33:45again oh boy is that dead i think so
00:33:52we're down two but we should be able to win this hole
00:33:58nice sass great shot good putt sass way to get us up there
00:34:02we're lying five lying five so you're shooting six
00:34:09good all right here go all right let's go let's go on a hole let's go now we go sass that was good
00:34:17work big for morale huge heads are high enormous heads are high i needed that it was it was that
00:34:24was the momentum change that's what they'll write the stories about yep that's where they'll that's the
00:34:28start of the championship dvd we'll just have to drop didn't come back out all right thanks guys
00:34:36anywhere on anywhere on the putting surface and we're we're gonna be up to
00:34:43oh no
00:34:48that's fine
00:34:52that's fine they're dropping bad dude yeah now we're good
00:34:55fuck that's the problem i had this morning too we gotta we just hit a hundred of those so we have
00:35:00a free shot they're kind of like they're over they went he went over the green right yeah so if
00:35:05you put this close we could be all right i think he's in a great spot
00:35:08oh my god biz that's okay they're what we just hit one in the bunker nice all right
00:35:23uh a little short but fine it's fine stop all right so i mean so that's their so they're hitting
00:35:34four now and so are we so if i just hit it on the green there all right you got the bunker game
00:35:41you got great bunker game actually it all goes a little left from from here kind of rips down to
00:35:49the left okay splash it out
00:35:52huge
00:35:57love going out of the bunker
00:36:03does that need to sit hard no that's fine i think it needs nice out boys sorry
00:36:10all right not the end of the world no
00:36:12good out really good wow excellent
00:36:22all right hank time to make one huh yeah i think it's just pulling left like i think
00:36:26right edge is fine dude you want it in or out uh pull it please
00:36:30yeah hank what a pot nice pot hey let's go
00:36:43that's huge
00:36:46i mean i just can't put you in that bunker dude that's all right if i hit the thing on
00:36:50the green we're tying the hole both of us we're gonna get that hole that's okay
00:36:54dude nice fucking time let's go fit a big pot
00:37:07i mean we were 40 yards away with a drive it just sucks bunker i just don't even go back in the
00:37:13bunker yeah i don't know how to get out of it i mean i just have no fucking idea
00:37:17love that shot nice shot let's go great shot dan
00:37:24fucking beautiful come on let's go that's what i needed on 10. let's go
00:37:35get out of that bunker
00:37:36shit are we in yeah yeah let's go let's go sass let's fucking go sass thank you it's okay
00:37:49we're just gonna have to just grind this hole yeah we're just like i'm just gonna lay up out
00:37:53of here absolutely oh they didn't go in the bunker it's 100 in right no no no that it oh yeah
00:38:01no i knew that i knew it i knew it i knew it i knew it i knew it as soon as i hit it
00:38:07all right we're fucked no we gotta keep grinding you never know that's this is a hell of a match
00:38:12boys all right david just get it out that's it
00:38:18it's okay it we're out it's okay i it up i it up my fault
00:38:25okay okay yep staying right in the middle that plays that's running that's running sass oh it's
00:38:36still running now we have a problem though because i don't know what shot i'm gonna be able to hit
00:38:41from here um we could literally play this just zigzags on the fairway good putt yeah gently you
00:38:48genuinely can see what they do if he fucks this up nice shot great shot oh yeah great shot chair
00:38:57nice shot thank you great shot thank you all right so we're four yeah two two yeah oh yeah
00:39:07but but my p wedge can that clear those bunkers i don't think it's gonna clear it now all right so
00:39:11then i shouldn't hit my pick pitching wedge all right seven all right and just hit it softly okay all
00:39:17right all right all right no no it's good it's good yeah perfect oh look at that bounce too
00:39:27oh yeah all right perfect love it great call on the seven and we're still a shot up on them
00:39:35exactly we're still a shot up on them yeah two no one one one
00:39:40yep good good step off great step off
00:39:47good shot good shot it's all right i don't i can't hit anything it's all right
00:40:04is that up great shot great shot sass
00:40:09we'll take it we'll take it we basically have gone in a straight line on this hole i know
00:40:18that pressure's on them lovely
00:40:22carry i'd say come down i never saw it come down where did you go right this right tree
00:40:28it's better same spot i think you got through
00:40:42nice shot good shot jared good out i mean i can do much
00:40:47i couldn't do much let's get our confidence going
00:41:00slow down slow down slow down slow slow good pot oh i really didn't want to
00:41:07i thought that's like i have no sense of i thought this would be right at it
00:41:15love it run run run
00:41:19fuck my bad sass love it a little more love it
00:41:23i don't know
00:41:27okay all right all right okay okay so if he hits this and you two putt what happens if he hits this
00:41:33and we we two putt it's a half so i gotta make this and they got a two putt if he hits it you two
00:41:38putt we tie yeah it's a half all right cherry put some pressure on him damn i wish i left it closer
00:41:51oh great great great effort that's big that was some great shooting i think you can do anything from
00:42:01166 to 205 and dude just favor the right side
00:42:13sound perfect
00:42:18golf shot that's yeah i mean i was that was we're playing
00:42:21fucking smart golf francis i wish i need to play golf with you every day because
00:42:24the ball i would never have done that i would never have done that but that seven iron
00:42:29and worst case scenario it's not going to get in there you have to play for your partner here
00:42:34that's okay that's a perfect spot i took a seven but my only thing is with is i want to get it over
00:42:40these bunkers on the right and i want to stay right so i want to do this but here the seven won't reach
00:42:45the bunkers on the left though so even if you're at those you're good you won't reach it yeah but i'm
00:42:49saying so these bunkers on the right in order to clear these bunkers on the right how far do i have to
00:42:53go straight if i'm in line with this rough so the second you see the first bunker then the second one
00:42:58yeah 140 cover okay but if it we if it goes right that's deeper carry so that's why i wanted to hit a
00:43:04six and then go at that bunker because it's it's thick if it catches my club at least it's gonna
00:43:09no i'm saying thickness makes less loft harder okay i'll just hit seven i'll hit a seven okay over the
00:43:15first bunker in front of us okay and you're laughing all right
00:43:21mother it's all right i can get up there how far are we i mean i might as well just try to smash
00:43:28something up there that's what i mean that's what i was gonna do i don't know if this club can get
00:43:33through this rough though a shot shot i mean it actually came out of there kind of good yeah
00:43:50francis solid dude he's hitting good shots yeah he's in hank's pretty pretty good too yeah hank's been
00:43:55steady yep yep safe and sound you got a long putt it's good we're putting though we're putting
00:44:11like aim it where the 53 yards left side of the tree i kind of like it aim it even at the cameraman
00:44:17just a little the base of the tree okay oh wow great bounce dude what a shot great bounce for us
00:44:30unbelievable great bounce for us that's how to use the elements biz he almost used that cameraman's
00:44:37skull anywhere anywhere right of this old cup should get you down there i like you know
00:44:47i love it i absolutely love it go great great putt go dude fantastic all right so we're lying the same
00:44:58yeah fantastic putt nice putt hanky great hot hang thank you
00:45:07nice hands stay inside them stay inside them stay inside them yeah you're inside all right francis
00:45:17you guys are managing the absolute out of this course great putt caught me at the end of the
00:45:28season they caught me with three kids i mean francis is making me think things i would never think on a
00:45:34golf course well i mean you guys are you're you're potting yeah i mean you're playing great i mean what
00:45:39the we're supposed to say we're not making pars they are no excuses man you're getting me you guys
00:45:46are playing golfed in three months i got a job i got a job pebble beach for you got unlimited
00:45:52vacation days i've been shackled to a tnt desk for two months i thought hank like was like a 15 handicap
00:46:00he's fucking well we got some messing up this would be a hell of a story though biz yeah yeah it would
00:46:16be interesting little hole yeah
00:46:24shit bounce stop stop stop fuck okay all right all right we're in the bunker do you know how to get
00:46:34out of bunker no do you think i know how to go no that's one thing i don't know and i've never even
00:46:40like look like i don't have a clue i have absolutely no idea yeah they're like just clip it then i'll hit
00:46:44if i do it every time they say they're just like oh just hit it so far in front of the sand and then
00:46:49i had a bunker shot today on the scramble i just didn't hit the ball yeah yeah i just hit the sand
00:47:01all right let's go bunker diving all right dave it's a bunker off what was that a driver jerry 54.
00:47:10this is going to set up to be a disaster for both of us if you just get it over that hill
00:47:16and just let it run down we're not it's not terrible we we play the simplest form of golf
00:47:21which is just get the ball in the direction of the hole
00:47:26i've been thinking i've been thinking potter on the fairway like as a strategy for us but i'm worried
00:47:32that if we use it they'll use it yeah nice and smooth dave you don't got to crush it it's going to run
00:47:39no didn't get out sorry it's like a little chip shot i don't know what the i'm doing this
00:47:45saying i should just seven iron so like i don't know how to get out of the sand so saying
00:47:49oh just a little chip shot well i don't know how to do that so just being like
00:47:54hey just hit a 70 i don't know how to do that
00:47:56oh it's like there's no way that was gonna it's too thick
00:48:06it's like this this this hey we're fine it's okay it's like well there's no way a little thing
00:48:12you might want to be there it's like what the are we talking about
00:48:18oh that's fine okay
00:48:22my bad sass all good all good a little more on it what are you guys lying right now three we're
00:48:27line two oh no oh no sit sit sit sit sit sit all right not not no more bunker all right no more
00:48:37bonkers that's hey no more bunker we should have just agreed to take it out i know we should have
00:48:42just had a putt off
00:48:45listen if they don't put this close dave we could win this hole you understand yeah stop feeling sorry for
00:48:50yourself not feeling sorry sorry i'm not saying sorry i should hit the seven we have 160 000 on the
00:48:58line you understand that that's tax-free
00:49:08love that shot sit sit sit sit love that shot let's go
00:49:16oh oh that's nice dave that's nice great speed dave
00:49:25that's a beautiful shot are you a pressure guy sass no pressure putt
00:49:37all right jerry is that good yeah yeah yeah yes
00:49:40yes jerry
00:49:48this is just like who can get out of the quicksand like first
00:49:54not good all right sass we've been in this spot before sass we've been in this spot before
00:50:01this is where we get out of it we just we've been in here before yeah yeah
00:50:05they have the t-box what we can't afford to do is go down
00:50:1592 yards this 52. uh it's dead downwind 52. what are you saying like a 56 or something yeah i think
00:50:24so but it's whatever you want to hit i mean 85 yards covers the bunker in line with the pin sure so
00:50:31might as well listen to you now
00:50:35nope sorry go in the bunker oh my god
00:50:41i mean honestly i don't hate that spot i'm happy you don't hate that spot because i hate that shot
00:50:47just caught that a groove up you think that went like 170
00:50:52okay
00:50:56sit down sit down
00:51:01i don't hate that at all great spot spot bud good shot nice shot fish god damn it i'm sorry
00:51:06francis dude it's all good let's stay in it let's try to get up and down ah that's all we can do if
00:51:11we win one more hole it's over now we're up three i know i'm saying like even if we lose this hole if
00:51:17we win one more hole right we win the match you literally just gotta tap it right well i don't know
00:51:26because if i just tap it like an inch it's not getting through that i i'm just it depends on what
00:51:31they do like he's kind of in one if hank it's also in a hole oh great all right this could go anywhere
00:51:40all right heads up it's in a hole so
00:51:46yeah yeah yeah i mean that's pretty phenomenal that's unbelievable dude sit a little bit that
00:51:53that was unbelievable great job friends great shot woody i think this is gonna snap like you literally
00:52:00just want to drop it to here i'm just gonna like putt the thing yeah the wedge yeah like right here
00:52:05and then it's just gonna trickle in but just make sure it's not too hard like i don't think
00:52:08it needs much this is gonna this is gonna take it to the hole i think it just needs to be tapped
00:52:15that's exactly what i was worried about dude well i yeah i know yeah i mean it doesn't have to
00:52:20just be tapped it's because of this buddy if it hits this it's literally beside the i understand
00:52:25but like no worries now we're we're in one here yeah i understand just make sure you kind of commit
00:52:32to it don't hit it too hard but like yeah you're gonna hit it it's fine
00:52:41okay all good tough assignment i'm putting it it's an all-time blooper of my shot then your shot both
00:52:48balls went a combined one foot wait you hit one already i already yeah we hit here so it went this
00:52:55far and his went this far so we're lying uh we're hitting three they're hitting four yeah
00:53:03just do it lovely all right all right so that's that's five in yeah five it's not your fault it is a
00:53:11nightmare this is a nightmare oh sure wait pot biz yeah that's good good job biz you guys are good
00:53:22we're clawing back let's go baby that was that was back to back 17 inches the ball moved for two people
00:53:31we're down two with three to play we're down two with three to play that was funny as
00:53:53world war one is trench warfare it really is
00:53:56yeah nice shot get away from that bunker good oh nice shot go in that go in the bunker
00:54:08no it's over all right good shot dave thanks good shot dave great shot dude
00:54:19it's a good ball
00:54:19i think it might hit the cart path too is that gonna be good all right that's dave's ball dave
00:54:32that's your ball yeah nice drive thank you whose balls over there what whose ball is that just a rando
00:54:40sure yeah i have a pirate dog on my ball you're the most honest guy i know i i you wouldn't cheat
00:54:47that's true
00:54:51hit the top and bounce out oh you don't remember that it was like uh dead
00:54:57all right let's go see it dave here we go sass didn't grab no grass
00:55:07that's gonna be short go
00:55:09i might be in the bunker did that go in the bunker nope but it's an impossible shot for me yeah but
00:55:19nope ball i think we're actually better off this lateral anyways yeah you get a drop you get two
00:55:25club points from the red line my caddy was like what do you think oh hang on now i was like dude are you
00:55:30serious are you asking me did it go ob it's not out of bounds it's lateral i don't know i didn't see it
00:55:36there's white stakes i'd hit a provisional hank
00:55:43so high that's fine that's fine he was trying to break his club all right i mean what do i do now
00:55:49pot
00:55:55it's gone i'm gonna give it to him yeah you're good
00:55:59we're good yeah all right let's go sass
00:56:03it's a big one let me hit this let me hit this for confidence yeah yeah yeah
00:56:08thank christ
00:56:09let me get it it's almost like a great shot
00:56:11i think that when you do it a great shot that actually would have played
00:56:14but when you're chipping you almost do it like a putter i know you just keep your arms straight
00:56:19listen no tips are gonna help at this point nothing nothing you guys can say is gonna help
00:56:23oh hank i'm sorry if i'd known the hole i would have just hit three wood it's not long at all i think
00:56:29we just got an absolute kick it was it wasn't that far off the fairway it went right at that cart
00:56:35those carts it just probably kicked right all right i mean depending on what they do i i think i might
00:56:41just putt that through the gap no no i don't know if you can risk that but like you like chipping with
00:56:46like a seven or a nine like just in the gap i got the cameraman like you're not going at the pin
00:56:53i would honestly like whatever you want to do but putting through that gap is way harder than it looks
00:56:58i think you just got to let me texas wedge it okay i think you just got to let me texas wedge it
00:57:03naturally it's going to right here it's going to start breaking but there's a ton of left to right
00:57:08all right it's going to break right so i got to aim it at that right fringe or the left fringe the left
00:57:13rough line of the bunker you mean let's watch what they do and then and then we'll go from there
00:57:21get out
00:57:25texas wedge just believes in me brother you got it baby
00:57:34get out of the bunker
00:57:35okay they're in the bunker oh i mean what do i just like if i chunk it it's just like the same
00:57:43thing right so sorry buddy don't worry buddy i i'd rather you be comfortable with your shot that's
00:57:48fine it's it's you just would have had to hammer the thing how's the lie it's good no need to be greedy
00:57:54everything goes right here yes go good shot dude go good shot
00:58:10thanks sweetie nice save we got to put it
00:58:14great pot dude good putt you're good great pot great job biz oh mate sorry buddy put gave us a
00:58:27little scare great no buddy i just no no i mean it's fine it doesn't matter game of inches now if we
00:58:33win this hole it's over it's just the bend the case we've won so many holes let's get back to
00:58:38playing smart i don't think i hit a smart shot i didn't know what the went on with this hole
00:58:44i probably should have just hit yeah i talked you off it no it's okay we were feeling good i mean
00:58:50honestly like i was a good driving a good drive yeah i didn't think i didn't think there was trouble
00:58:57over there looked like that was going to be fine i don't even know we had any good holes it's well
00:59:12there's been default victories all the way around
00:59:15all right that is a bad break for us didn't go holy any shot towards the hole is a good shot exactly
00:59:33what a lucky break any shot towards the hole is a good shot
00:59:37oh damn jerry jerry jerry that was incredible oh my god all right we're in trouble now it's like
00:59:49we gotta be i gotta be smart i just gotta make sure i don't just keep it because if we go straight to
00:59:54the hole without trouble we should be in good shape dave just forward momentum right easy if i miss it
01:00:01having a round ball up the middle type situation i pumped that ball yeah i know that ball was
01:00:07the only thing on the trap that was an incredible drive by jerry i know that was a like being the
01:00:12most perfect drive yeah oh boy although not a great not a great angle
01:00:24love that shot big cat yes oh no is that a bunker fine fine totally fine is that in a bunker no no
01:00:32you need to put some pressure on dave here sass just stick one and he's got all the pressure in
01:00:41the world on this shot hey we win this hole we can't lose i know we win it we can't lose let's just
01:00:47win this hole
01:00:52short that's short is that going or no short short short is it up all right nice shot sass take it
01:01:00just need him to this up if he can this up we're in a good yeah let's wait let's wait
01:01:06i almost just sat directly on my sunglasses i would love bunker here he's probably not going for the
01:01:11bunker he's probably going he's probably just trying to go right oh oh oh gotta go oh oh come back roll roll
01:01:19roll oh jerry oh jerry oh jerry let's go all right sorry it's all right next shot gotta go next shot yeah
01:01:36that was so that was the worst luck it was a great shot like like come on jerry ball path
01:01:51nice jerry great shot jerry nice shot oh that's a great shot we're lying the same right now so we gotta
01:01:58we gotta putt no not enough right yeah god damn it dan they're still away what a
01:02:09are we still away yeah yeah we are no i don't know about that what do you really
01:02:15we're like four feet closer look where we are look where you are you're further from the hole
01:02:21what not how i'm seeing it all right
01:02:29shit that was good slow down great pot great fucking pot damn it great great fucking pot good
01:02:35job all right sash you gotta probably sink this yeah or at least get it right there
01:02:41but yeah you gotta probably sink it
01:02:49no gotta get legs awful just god awful all right so i gotta make this to make
01:02:55to have jerry even have to make it yeah
01:03:04nope all right all right let's go sass all right we gotta win this last one to have
01:03:10gotta win this hole no we don't we have it huh just half it oh yeah could have it we won
01:03:15just can't lose the hole
01:03:26leaking a lie in there what's that better than left just give me a lie in there
01:03:32oh my god what happened it like hit what the beginning of the dirt and then we just just disappeared
01:03:39i'm assuming is that like is that like a drop zone
01:03:51yes hank we needed it sit i think that's good that's good money
01:03:58we needed a fake one we needed a big one we are back we are back oh my god i was having some
01:04:09horrific thoughts over that ball would he sorry about that dude that's a hard t-ball yeah i mean
01:04:15they haven't cleaned this up it's a kind of just shitty luck what do you think i don't know it's almost
01:04:21like this should be ground under repair but my guess is that this is out of bounds no you don't
01:04:26think because the red stakes came to there and then no the red the red stakes would have to keep
01:04:29that red those red stakes are for those those woods oh okay i might call the pro shop hey um so it's
01:04:36it's not ground under repair but it's playable it's just okay uh it's unmarked at the moment okay thank
01:04:42you you can play it all right i was really hoping for a different answer but thank you sir
01:04:46bye all right so biz we can either take it on playable what's that mean we'd be hitting our
01:04:54third but even that i couldn't bring it here i think you have to stay in line with the pin
01:04:59the golf gods giveth and the golf gods taketh i know exactly
01:05:07worst possible scenario there yes bunker wow that's huge
01:05:14impossible situation that they were in you got it buddy one time
01:05:25no you motherfucker i fucked this wit sorry no you didn't dude i
01:05:30this earlier in this match stinking
01:05:36they might make five
01:05:37oh dude what is going on sorry oh my god i can't hit a golf shot
01:05:48i can't hit a pitching wedge 125 yards
01:05:54oh my god look at that thing what a way to end the match sorry bro don't be i think
01:06:07go fine we're putting we are officially putting
01:06:21two three four five
01:06:24we're pretty much dead boys like i don't just knock it in just put us out of our misery kill us
01:06:41that's lovely what a putt francis that should be good good match i would say good match it was
01:06:47disgusting though good match great nice boys absolute pleasure to play with you guys always
01:06:53hey seven hey nice seven boys you guys played a hell of a match boys you guys are awesome
01:06:56that was what the fuck yeah you guys sorry bro hey hey
01:07:02oh boy we got a little shaky at the end we're gonna have to find a way to see it through brother
01:07:06shitting myself yeah me too hank big tee shot on 17 buddy yeah i was having the worst were you putting
01:07:13with that thing with that thing the whole time no no this is jerry's oh i was like what i i was brutal
01:07:19so was i yeah neither one of us had it made it made it somewhat close i thought we had some good
01:07:24momentum coming in a 17. we fucked up um 10 11 what was it 13 we up 13 13 when i put in the bunker
01:07:35yeah that's what screwed us and then even here i put them in a tough spot so
01:07:40just knocked uh we were we're both and they played great they had great strategy yeah you guys were
01:07:46money we played well for the first like five holes five holes you guys were you guys were like one over
01:07:53i think maybe yeah it's 170 to the left part of that bunker all right you got that dave
01:08:10stay right there stay you're fine yeah fairway fairway totally fine good job dave let's go job dave
01:08:25that's not a bad shot i like it honestly find it okay it's always the kill you don't hear that
01:08:31not a bad shot as long as you can find it
01:08:32i think we're way closer than them yeah i just don't know oh i think i see it is that it
01:08:43maybe on that hill right there oh no that looks like a rake
01:08:47fuck yeah oh it's over here oh sorry sorry sorry you see me
01:09:02jerry crushed it it might kick down the hill
01:09:09off the path off the path it's fine okay we're gonna end up we're up there
01:09:13he's either on the path or barely in the rough there there's no way he's over there there's no
01:09:18way no do i think do we think it went this far should we go up there and help or should we go to
01:09:23us go to us make them look all right we got it over there what do you think we should do should we
01:09:29play it smart or should i try to go for it i think you got i think we got to hit a really good
01:09:32shot i think we're in we're we got to go for it trust yourself
01:09:37that was short as where'd that go still on the hill beyond
01:09:55sick burnout this would be big worst two players pick up a full point watch out guys yeah
01:10:01up heads up that's actually gonna be pretty good oh you control stop stop stop
01:10:13all right good shot yeah good shot shot thanks we need dave to this up bad yeah we need a bad
01:10:20up from dave oh sand no
01:10:24shit that's it slow down slow down slow down slow down slow down come on come on slow oh no
01:10:34they're still on fuck no look see i gotta make a incredible shot to have a chance
01:10:42i mean i don't know who has the easier shot here but we're one behind we're one ahead
01:10:46are you yeah because you guys are lying three right yeah we're lying four oh all right so that's
01:10:51so he's got to basically have jerry we're one ahead huh we're one ahead
01:11:05stop die wait nice shots thank you great shots ass great shot smoked it that's gonna be go that's
01:11:15gonna go that's gonna go that's gonna go that's gonna go that's gonna go that's gonna go
01:11:22all right we can putt that dave yep yeah dude i just gotta hit one pot you can you're due you're due
01:11:31slow down slow down slow down slow down all right
01:11:41love it love it god damn is that fast so if he hits this you guys win yeah we're
01:11:48lying the same right now yeah yeah yep this way downhill yeah uh no it's a flat foot
01:11:55really yeah
01:11:57yes jerry jerry you won that one great job great shooting jerry way to go at the end great job
01:12:11all right thank you all right we're here with dave and jersey jerry after the big win now you guys had
01:12:17a big comeback in the last round did you carry any of that momentum into this one i didn't jerry jerry
01:12:23did jerry played great and he gets all the credit for today's victory going off of that putt to end it
01:12:28what were you seeing on that no straight through good caddy and work uh listen we struggled a little bit
01:12:33second uh second round but hung in there did we go down one at one point no we're never down we're
01:12:39up two okay even then up one then even okay and even though we played better as a team prior in the
01:12:43first all that matters we got the point a lot of people would say we're the two lower guys on the
01:12:46totem and we get a point so that's big congratulations thank you everyone thank you
01:12:55suckers go come on let's go yeah yeah it's coming out kirk did yeah we in this
01:13:05bitch lock in hit a good shot yep drink another drink yeah i'll be honest beef i'm going flag on here
01:13:11them oh god that is a leap look at this shot look at this shot i'm about to get a hole in one
01:13:22what a golf shot that's the best chip of your life best of my life let's go
01:13:27when it comes out that will be controversial hit me please just hit me hit me just hit
01:13:41what i'm going to do
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