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00:00:01I'm gonna try to ruin this guy's life.
00:00:05I'm gonna walk in a little bit of pressure. I'm feeling pressure.
00:00:08Let the club do the work. I take that back. Don't let them.
00:00:11You're gonna have to lose a lot of force.
00:00:13All right, Hank. Let's see what you got, brother.
00:00:19Come on. That's what I needed.
00:00:21Beautiful.
00:00:22Sorry. Sorry.
00:00:25Go in.
00:00:27Oh, no way. What?
00:00:30We are back.
00:00:33Attaboy, Jerry. No, no, no, no.
00:00:36Yeah.
00:00:42Stayin' loose here on the range. Thanks to my no-bolts.
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00:00:51Goodbye.
00:00:52Hello, everybody. We are back with the barstool writer cup presented by body armor.
00:00:56This is match three of the alternate shot round. We have our four golfers behind us.
00:01:01First up for team rigs. We have Trent and Frankie.
00:01:04And then for team Whitney, we have Kirk Minahan and Keith DeAndle.
00:01:07Here we go. All right. That's gonna do it. All right.
00:01:09Boys, good for any tee off.
00:01:10All right. Good luck, guys.
00:01:11Yep.
00:01:12Good luck, guys.
00:01:13Yep.
00:01:14Yep.
00:01:30Good luck, guys.
00:01:31Yep.
00:01:32Good luck, guys.
00:01:35Yeah, big bounce, cut, alright, let's go, heart rate 198, you're good.
00:02:05Alright, Trent, we're off now, yeah man, let's go baby, it's like going on a fucking
00:02:20amusement park ride, there's no going back now, we're in Kingda Ka, it's just going, let's
00:02:26go, and you know the only way back home to mommy is finishing that amusement park ride,
00:02:34let's just embrace it, that's all you can do, I'm not good at that, I'm not good at
00:02:41like fucking being like, oh, I'm going to shut him up by winning, I don't even mean that,
00:02:45I think you just embrace the challenge, and in whatever way that manifests itself, we do
00:02:49it, yeah, look at that stance, dude, this is going so far right, oh, did a good one?
00:02:57No, it could be like the craziest kick, oh, it went over it, other fairway, fuck, I'm
00:03:02going to go, fuck, you can't take the cart up there, so I'm going to run up there with
00:03:05a wedge, cut, ah, that's over it, yeah, come down, how come, perfect, it's a tough one,
00:03:17it was just a little, I couldn't land it anywhere, wow, he was that left, oh yeah, it was left,
00:03:21it probably hit like where those like marks are and rolled, it was going that way, oh,
00:03:27was it, okay, I mean, I don't know if it went that far, yeah, oh, there's one on the back
00:03:30of the green, that could definitely, that could be it for sure, whoa, what, I have no idea,
00:03:36I have no idea, what are you supposed to do there, like putt to here, what, I can take
00:03:42it off, right, I don't know the rules, but I don't think so, I want to do the rule, like,
00:03:50you can hit, obviously, a club, but are you going to take a divot in the fucking,
00:03:54so you could, I technically, like, could, that's my guess, I don't know that, I thought
00:03:58you guys had a golf podcast, I've left my guy in a bad spot here, yeah, I mean, he did
00:04:04it to you, that's the thing, alternate shot, just put it right there, yeah, Trent, where's
00:04:11the pin, oh, and like, I just got to go over you and don't get down, yep,
00:04:20heads up, boys, that could be good, dude, get down, really good, all right, yeah, man,
00:04:33boy, do we need that, it's great, I mean, listen, Kirk was very cordial there, it's a good sign
00:04:37for things to come, hopefully, left to right up there, yeah, go, go, go, go, go, go, go,
00:04:46all right, all right, come on, baby, all right, good try, Trent, just cut across, yeah, make a
00:05:00good track, good putt, thanks, that's good, hit your spot, bad read by me, I fucked you, no, it's my
00:05:15fault, fuck, yes, good putt, great recovery shot, great everything, sorry about that second shot,
00:05:25it's okay, that's criminal by me, nah, me too, I had a bad second shot, it puts a bad spot,
00:05:30no reason we should be fucking all square right now, no, they hit the best drive, they hit the
00:05:35fucking, they were on and two, on and two, we were on the green fucking blind, you had a fucking
00:05:41impossible putt, all right, folks, it's the Barstool Ryder Cup presented by Body Armor, and we are down
00:05:49to the last group of alternate shot play, we have our golfers from Team Riggs and Team Whitney behind
00:05:54us, let's go ahead and meet them, first and foremost, for Team Riggs, we have Beef, and we
00:05:59have Riggs, the captain, next up, for Team Whitney, we have Arian Foster and PFT, gentlemen, good luck,
00:06:05take it away, let's go, Aaron, good luck, boys, let her rip, play well, gents, let her sing, have fun,
00:06:11good luck, fellas, let's go Beef,
00:06:16Jesus, yeah, it's roasted, yeah, get a good bounce here, good swing, I think it should,
00:06:22all right, good, good swing, good shot, smoked it,
00:06:27that worked, yeah, it worked, yeah, it worked, we're fine, it's fairway all day, all right,
00:06:37fellas, fairway number one, here we go, Beef, smack that bitch, though, yep, didn't trade as much
00:06:45as I want it, oh yeah, right where you want to be there, Beef, oh yeah, fairway, fairway,
00:06:51baby, fairway, fairway, all right, Beef, we're in good spot, we're in position A then, your live's okay
00:06:57there, it's in the front of it, yeah, I think it's on, yeah, yeah, sorry, as long as they cover the
00:07:03front left bunker, we're good, yep, I agree, everything will kick to the right, what club
00:07:07do you want, I don't know how long, give me, um, pitching, and attack wedge, attack wedge,
00:07:15what the fuck is that, approach wedge, it's got an A on it, attack wedge, it's all about
00:07:20the mentality, I don't know, oh, not that though, god, it skipped out, that was huge,
00:07:28it was huge, that it skipped out, it's fucking divots, that was bad luck, that was very bad
00:07:34a lot, fuck me, I thought I was doing something boneheadish, don't worry about it, I don't know,
00:07:49all right, it didn't go right at all, well, it's because you hooked it,
00:07:52that wasn't the, let's not act like that was the easiest stance, no, it's not the easiest stance,
00:08:01but I, you can't blame that one on me, doggy, I hit it where I aimed it, you hooked it, yeah,
00:08:07it's okay, you hooked it, Eric, it's all right, man, 55 yards, those guys are deep left, I think
00:08:12they're gonna most likely make a five, so if I can give us a putt for a four, that would
00:08:18be pretty solid, play rigs, okay, thanks, it should be an easy little pitch, I'll get inside
00:08:33of him, it's awesome, it's like right up here, I get relief from this, right, you get a club,
00:08:37it's man-made, I don't know, is it, I mean, the rock formation definitely does not look like
00:08:42that normally, so no closer to the hole, yep, you get a club link, he said, club link, oh,
00:08:51this is a tough chip, fuck, I think he bladed it a little, yeah, oh, baby, check out, that'll
00:09:01work, okay, all right, that's a tough-ass load, you want to chip or putt that, I think I'm
00:09:09going to chip it, okay, I'll bring both, yeah, it's not the easiest, not a great lie, this
00:09:18is a tricky little chip here, it's really a hard shot, that's a tough lie, that's a tough
00:09:33lie, right up against the fringe, all right,
00:09:39baby, you had the read, it's a good putt, yeah, what is that, it's one, two, three, that's
00:09:49for a six, I believe, yeah, five, yeah, we're putting for four, it's four, yeah, good putt,
00:10:00this is a six, they're hitting five, okay, it's in turn, yeah, you pick it up, we're
00:10:16good, we're good, yep, it's all good, whoa, it's the beauty of alternate shot, yeah, it's
00:10:22lucky, all right, let me put you in a good spot on, on the second here, yeah, nice work,
00:10:26nice work, okay, we got a good break out of that bunker, that bounced right out of there,
00:10:30that would have been, that would have been, thank god I fucking, hit it hard, hit it really
00:10:35hard, just hit it really hard, just hit the middle of the quid of the golf ball, all right,
00:10:39new hole, new hole, I ain't worried, brother, listen, I didn't hit my best shots on that
00:10:45one, does that happen sometime?
00:10:47I'm gonna take a push there, hold that hole in there, oh, 100%, I think it's gonna be short,
00:11:10just hit it, just a bit, right, yikes, oh, fuck me, mm, drop kick Murphy's, didn't do that all,
00:11:20at all in the front, hit good drives, ah, all right, babe Kirk, nah, speed though, yeah, it's
00:11:29fine, that's fine, yeah, all right, par five, yeah, yeah, all right, all right, they blocked out,
00:11:34directly behind the tree, yeah, are you going up, are you going down, I'm gonna get it around,
00:11:39I'm thinking, like a five, you know what I mean, oh, you're going all the way out and around,
00:11:42I'll just, I'll like, ride this left, yeah, if you can do that, then yes, and just come,
00:11:46like, out to in, and just hope that it curls, yeah, like, I'm almost going at that back tree
00:11:51with, like, an out to in swing, yeah, I like that, so I want to go over the car, that would
00:11:55go, okay, yeah, if you can, you or me, it's us, is it us, I think so,
00:12:00get through, please, like it, it's right here, dude, all right, all right, so now that changes
00:12:09things, no, I think this opens up the opportunity for us, because even if I blast it, you could
00:12:13still punch it out, yep, and we're still, like, one shot ahead of it, I think you hit this shot,
00:12:18he must be trying to hook it around, I guess, he looks like he's swinging his dick off, oh,
00:12:24it didn't fucking cut, hold on, what's over there, though, I mean, that, oh, there's a little
00:12:28creek over there, high shit, all right, we'll go over there and look, fuck, dude, that might
00:12:32be a fucking hazard, there's water over there, oh, my God, that was probably a dumb, dumb,
00:12:37dumb, dumb decision, really good swing, dude, is it going to fly that key, yeah, yeah,
00:12:44it's over, yeah, oh, that's the other one, we're good, all right, make a six, maybe, what a
00:12:51stupid fucking idiot, fucking moron, it ain't getting through this, yeah, that's just a
00:13:01water ball, Trent, you gotta drop, that's the golf gods from your last break, I know, and
00:13:07like, we're dumb enough to just give it back, you know, one shot, we just fucking keep rolling
00:13:13with the punches, yeah, 111, that's at the back of the green, so you think 100 is a nice
00:13:19number to cover, okay, like a pure pitching wedge, I think, yep, I think that's it, is a
00:13:23good number, and all you gotta focus on is hitting the middle of the green here, okay,
00:13:28there's a big shot right here, come on, Trent, you jerk, all right, ah, it's all right, nope, we're
00:13:36okay, just not coming off pure right now, so bad, maybe sit, or is it good, no, that's
00:13:46good, yeah, stop, stop, stop, stop, that boy, good shot, thanks, like, if I go long there,
00:13:56your chip's a fucking joke, oh, no, this is good, we played that smart, we hacked it out,
00:14:01we hit it, we laid you up, good wedge, let's get ultimate shot point, oh, there it is,
00:14:06all right, at least you're a lefty, all right, all right, all right, what a pin, yeah, it's
00:14:13a gnarly pin, come on, get back there, get speed, get up there, get up, my bad, fuck,
00:14:26I'm trying, I think we're gonna have a chance to maybe make a miracle putt, slow
00:14:35down, no, beautiful, slow down, okay, you guys are good, thanks, you too, good putt, I guess
00:14:52I guess you were good anyway, I wasn't doing the math right, no, we were, we were, well,
00:14:56you were putt for six, if we made that, it's just, yeah, yeah, I'd make it to half though,
00:15:00yeah, oh, no, you were right, I wouldn't, I would've waited, I actually thought I wasn't
00:15:06maybe gonna make that, I'm not drinking enough body armor, that's for sure, you gotta start
00:15:11drinking water, man, I know, we're back out here, we're back in the jungle, I'm like, jittery,
00:15:15I was hoping it took enough off that it was gonna be close over here, this rough is kinda long,
00:15:21did we just, did we just math this hole? Math? Yeah, did we just geometry this hole? I think
00:15:28we did. Green line? That it? Perfect. Gotta love the 110 yard drive. So, what are the rules
00:15:37out of there? He's still on a red stake, so he can't ground his club. Yeah, you can't ground
00:15:41it, but you can play out of there. Alright. Alright, we have an advantage on his hole. Yeah.
00:15:48Okay, advanced it. Alright, we're up there. We're moving forward. We're up there. I think
00:16:01you might be right, 191 from here. I could go for it, I could go for it from 190. You sure? Yeah.
00:16:09That's fine. We're gonna be in the same fuckin' spot. It's a little fat. Alright, let's see what we can do. Yeah. Alright, beefy. Fuck you. If we just tie every shot from here on in, we'll win.
00:16:24Yep. Bad shot this morning. It's okay. That's just a six iron up there? Yeah, if you can get a six iron on that. We don't need it, you know, it's only a hundred, two hundred and fifty yards out.
00:16:34Yeah. And we're not getting on the green, so as long as we get it up there, I can hit the next one on, no problem. He's not getting out of that.
00:16:40He's not getting out of that. Okay, he got out of that. That's fine. Where'd he go? He's totally fine. Okay. I was even gonna tell you to chip it out there, because that line was horrible.
00:16:52That line was bad. That line was. Yeah. That line was horrendous. That line was a dead squirrel on a carpepper. Did you catch that? I'm gonna try to hit like a 160 yard shot to the left. Okay. You think about that? Okay. I'm okay with that. Alright.
00:17:08We're good. We're good. We're good. We're good. I'm gonna hit another 30 yards forward. They did? Yeah. Okay. There he is hitting.
00:17:22Oh, that was tracking. Oh, that was tracking. Fuck, that was so good. That was almost really nice. That was so good, though.
00:17:36That's a heavy-ass leaf. God, that was a fucking... That fucking leaf.
00:17:44Play rigs. We're all fucking over it. Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's a good shot. Come on, beef. You're the fucking champion. Beef. You're the fucking champion. Let's go.
00:17:57He's on the ground. Oh, damn.
00:18:01Oh, shit. We're like over here, though. We might be in the shit.
00:18:05We're putting for par after all that. I kind of call it beef. Yeah. I'm comfortable in all these positions.
00:18:11Yeah. We just need a fucking pace, man. Tap it in.
00:18:15No problem.
00:18:17Boring golf is good golf today.
00:18:19Feel free to putt aggressive if you want to. I can make five, six-footers all day. That doesn't bother me at all.
00:18:24Get up there. Fuck.
00:18:30That drone. Yeah, I know. That was real quick.
00:18:36Just got drone struck by Fasoli. Fasoli! The drone in the backswing over here.
00:18:44Yeah, I got droned.
00:18:48We got two drones?
00:18:50Just hit a little punchy one right in the middle of the green.
00:18:52Don't do anything you don't have to do.
00:18:55Let these guys puke all over themselves.
00:18:57Which he did do for my fantasy football team many times.
00:19:00You got injured. Oh, right.
00:19:02You ever seen Draft Day? Stop getting fucking injured.
00:19:05Great actor at Draft Day. Did you see that?
00:19:07I actually haven't. Is it really good?
00:19:09Yeah, Kevin Costner. I love Kevin Costner.
00:19:11Good shot.
00:19:16Good shot.
00:19:18Good shot.
00:19:20Nice shot.
00:19:23What y'all, laying five?
00:19:25We're putting for five.
00:19:26Putting for five.
00:19:27What do you guys lay? Do you have to drop one?
00:19:28Nah, we're laying six.
00:19:31Okay.
00:19:37Yeah, good putt.
00:19:38Are they slower this afternoon?
00:19:39There's no way they can be slower this afternoon.
00:19:41I just think we've had a couple uphillers.
00:19:42I just think we've had a couple uphillers.
00:19:47Cool.
00:19:49Hell, I'm fucking playing.
00:19:51Okay, pick it up.
00:19:52Okay.
00:19:53Two up beef.
00:19:55Attaboy beef.
00:19:56There we go.
00:20:00Good work.
00:20:01It's not often you get to play with your fantasy running back leader from like 2007.
00:20:04I'm just kidding around.
00:20:05I love Aaron.
00:20:06I met him twice now.
00:20:07He's a very good guy.
00:20:08Anything different that we've got going on in a group than what we had this morning?
00:20:12We were playing really well?
00:20:13Um...
00:20:14Is there anything different?
00:20:15Anything at all?
00:20:16Always escape.
00:20:17Anything different at all?
00:20:18Yeah.
00:20:19Max is following.
00:20:20Oh, I was just going to say Zach.
00:20:21Yeah, but Max, that's the same thing.
00:20:22Yeah, I'll be all right.
00:20:23Max is here instead of Zach.
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00:20:39Is that all fairway?
00:20:40Yeah.
00:20:41It's not green.
00:20:42So the pin's like on the front.
00:20:44It's very confusing.
00:20:48Fuck you, Keith.
00:20:49Oh no.
00:20:50I don't know what's over there.
00:20:51What's over there?
00:20:52We'll find out.
00:20:53Is it a cart path?
00:20:54Oh, and it hit it.
00:20:57Oh, dude.
00:20:58Not bad.
00:20:59It might be on the green over there.
00:21:01It might be on the cart path.
00:21:03Yeah, look.
00:21:04He's still filming it.
00:21:05Here you go, Frank.
00:21:06He's still filming it.
00:21:07Thumbs down.
00:21:08He might just mean it's a bad shot though.
00:21:11What an indictment of that shot.
00:21:13What'd he say?
00:21:14Thumbs down.
00:21:15No.
00:21:16Fuck me, dude.
00:21:18I might go in.
00:21:19Yeah.
00:21:20Come on, Trent.
00:21:21Great fucking shot, Frankie.
00:21:22I think.
00:21:23Thumbs up.
00:21:24Thumbs up.
00:21:25Okay.
00:21:26All right, great.
00:21:27Yeah, dude.
00:21:28That was a confident strike.
00:21:29You fucking turned on that thing.
00:21:30Let's go.
00:21:31Yeah.
00:21:32I actually thought when I hit it I'm like, oh boy.
00:21:34Alright, Trent's not going to make it up.
00:21:35Great shot.
00:21:36Great shot.
00:21:37Where's mine at?
00:21:38You know where we are?
00:21:39Let's see those mitts, Kirk.
00:21:40Oh, fuck.
00:21:41Oh, you got sssss.
00:21:42Stop.
00:21:43Great shot.
00:21:46Great shot.
00:21:48Where's mine at?
00:21:48Do we know where we are?
00:21:49Let's see those mitts, Kirk.
00:21:53That's fucked.
00:21:54Oh, fuck!
00:21:55You got...
00:21:56Stop.
00:22:05Fuck!
00:22:07That couldn't have missed by much.
00:22:08Once it gets to the hill, it'll be fine, right?
00:22:11Yeah, let's get it there.
00:22:11In the beginning, it's got to push you.
00:22:13There's a little brown spot, like maybe two feet in front of you,
00:22:15but I think you roll it right there.
00:22:17Oh.
00:22:19This might stop there.
00:22:20Down in here.
00:22:23All right, it's you.
00:22:24Let's make a putt, see if he knocks it four feet by.
00:22:31Yeah, that's all you have to do.
00:22:33All right.
00:22:34Good win.
00:22:35All right, thanks.
00:22:36Thanks.
00:22:36See, it didn't really move.
00:22:37No.
00:22:38Back to all square.
00:22:39Good putt, good putt, good putt.
00:22:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:40Great fucking shot.
00:22:41All right.
00:22:42Let's go.
00:22:43The sprinkle head that mine hit was like three feet off the green.
00:22:50It would have been.
00:22:51Oh, really?
00:22:51Yeah.
00:22:51Can't win them all.
00:22:53I got to give it a fucking chance to go in, bro.
00:22:56That's a tough putt.
00:22:58We've pushed a hole that we shouldn't have, and we want another one out of three.
00:23:02Like, we're doing good things.
00:23:03Yeah, that's like, that's guys who are in a match against guys who they can beat.
00:23:06Yeah.
00:23:07Yeah.
00:23:24Puttin'.
00:23:25There you go, Riggs.
00:23:26Yeah, it was flush.
00:23:26Flirtin' on the edge.
00:23:30I know.
00:23:30I had a lot of clubs.
00:23:32That was a five iron.
00:23:37Oh, yeah.
00:23:37There's a shot.
00:23:38Great shot.
00:23:39Go.
00:23:40Come on.
00:23:42Let's go.
00:23:43Just right.
00:23:44That's five.
00:23:44Okay.
00:23:45Swing.
00:23:46Pretty stage.
00:23:47You go seven or six?
00:23:48Good shot.
00:23:48Good swing.
00:23:49Went six and just kind of like punch cut it.
00:23:51That's what I did with a five.
00:23:52Same thing.
00:23:53Appreciate it, though.
00:23:54Yep.
00:23:56That was the most nervy shot.
00:23:58We've been playing these two nines that we're playing are pretty short overall, so then I
00:24:02haven't had anything close to a five iron yet.
00:24:04So you're standing over with water and bunkers everywhere, wind into.
00:24:08A little 190 shot five iron.
00:24:11Felt good.
00:24:11Felt good.
00:24:12All right, so let me, this is hole 12.
00:24:17So we're right.
00:24:18See what the miss is.
00:24:20Short right?
00:24:20Okay.
00:24:21You're going to see where it's at.
00:24:22Yep.
00:24:22Short right?
00:24:22Short right.
00:24:23Okay.
00:24:24All right, a little pitch up there?
00:24:26I think you may even be able to point that shit.
00:24:28It's really like, it's beautiful.
00:24:30Pretty much the grain?
00:24:31Yeah.
00:24:33I did exactly what I wanted to do.
00:24:35I wanted to miss a short right.
00:24:36Nice little cut.
00:24:37All right, perfect shot.
00:24:39I think he's short right, too.
00:24:41Yeah.
00:24:41I don't think he flushed it at all.
00:24:43I think I'm back middle.
00:24:45I hit it a little more flush than I wanted to, so it kind of went through all the way.
00:24:48I think we're putting and they're chipping.
00:24:49I know.
00:24:50I think so, too.
00:24:52Welcome to the beach, man.
00:24:54Time to change up the internal chemistry just a little bit.
00:24:57With my good friend, cold alcohol.
00:25:03A couple good golf shots there, boys.
00:25:04A couple good ones.
00:25:05That was the toughest tee shot of the day.
00:25:06Yeah, that's not easy.
00:25:07That's not easy.
00:25:08Did you guys know that this hole is a horse from above?
00:25:11Is it really?
00:25:12Come on.
00:25:13I just made that up.
00:25:14Wait, you can see it, right?
00:25:17I can see it with the tee box.
00:25:19A lot of horses have that where they say, yeah, the bunkers are actually designed to be the
00:25:23mane of the horse.
00:25:24I like that.
00:25:24That's, I think you're on to something.
00:25:27Yeah.
00:25:28I mean, you should go on like this, yeah?
00:25:30Yeah, exactly.
00:25:32It's like a little lost.
00:25:33Exactly.
00:25:34It'll be a little fast, but don't be scared of it.
00:25:36You know what I mean?
00:25:37I'll say putt it like you're putting it right to the fringe area.
00:25:41Okay.
00:25:46There we go.
00:25:47Oh, wow.
00:25:48You did a good job.
00:25:51I'll be doing attention back to the right.
00:25:52Good putt.
00:25:53Yeah.
00:25:53Well done.
00:25:54I've seen what I've seen, baby.
00:25:55Good putt.
00:25:57Yeah, great putt.
00:26:05Probably got one there, Riggsie.
00:26:09Good, good.
00:26:09Is it?
00:26:10It's up to you.
00:26:12Good, good.
00:26:13Good, good.
00:26:13Good, good.
00:26:13All right.
00:26:15Deal.
00:26:16All right.
00:26:17All right, boys.
00:26:18No blood.
00:26:19No blood.
00:26:19Nice putt, beef.
00:26:20Thank you, sir.
00:26:21Those are good pars on that one.
00:26:22All right.
00:26:23Some U.S. Open pars.
00:26:24U.S. Open pars.
00:26:25Hey, Dad.
00:26:26Let's get the train.
00:26:27Get the train roll.
00:26:27Get the train roll.
00:26:28Get the train roll.
00:26:29The alcohol started.
00:26:40Look, the group of them here.
00:26:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:26:43That's 193 to cover it.
00:26:44Like, it's almost like you hit it.
00:26:46Yeah.
00:26:47You don't care if you're in there?
00:26:48No, not at all.
00:26:49All right.
00:26:49I'm going to try that.
00:26:53Nice shot.
00:26:54Good shot.
00:26:55Thanks.
00:26:55Dude.
00:26:58Good spot.
00:26:58That's exactly where we pointed.
00:27:02Ah, God damn it.
00:27:05Stop.
00:27:07Stop.
00:27:08Stop.
00:27:08Stop.
00:27:09I think it stopped.
00:27:10I think it did.
00:27:10I think it stopped.
00:27:11Yeah.
00:27:12Like, if we hit another car path.
00:27:14Jesus Christ.
00:27:15You actually fucking pounded that thing.
00:27:17That's how I was hitting my driver on the front.
00:27:21Dude, this is money.
00:27:24Fuck yeah, dude.
00:27:25I'm just going to try to knuckle one short and have it run.
00:27:28Yep.
00:27:28Like, if it's short, are you fine?
00:27:31Oh, totally fine.
00:27:35Nice.
00:27:36I think it's got to get down.
00:27:37Sit.
00:27:38That's okay.
00:27:40It's a good shot.
00:27:41That was a good shot.
00:27:42Just jumped right out.
00:27:42Yeah, dude.
00:27:47Check.
00:27:47Just like that.
00:27:48Check.
00:27:51Come on.
00:27:52You know?
00:27:54You know?
00:27:55You know what I mean?
00:27:56Come on, dude.
00:27:57We should play every hole like this.
00:27:59Come on, man.
00:28:00Great drive.
00:28:01Great approach.
00:28:02Trent.
00:28:03Come on, baby.
00:28:04Let's go.
00:28:04That felt awesome.
00:28:07You made that so good.
00:28:09All right.
00:28:11Get a push here.
00:28:12They're in the fairway.
00:28:13We're in the fucking cabbage.
00:28:15We have a shit light here to watch.
00:28:17Are we short, Luke?
00:28:17Yeah.
00:28:18Just a fuck.
00:28:19Sorry about it.
00:28:21Oh.
00:28:22Sorry.
00:28:23I think it's going to punch you.
00:28:24I don't know if it's going to...
00:28:25How if I punch you, I think it's just going to be short.
00:28:27Yeah.
00:28:27Fine.
00:28:28Totally fine.
00:28:34Wow.
00:28:34That's good.
00:28:35Thanks.
00:28:36That's really good.
00:28:37Pretty good play there, Kirk.
00:28:38I don't have that in my bag, that shot.
00:28:40Right over it?
00:28:41Mm-hmm.
00:28:43I think so, yeah?
00:28:50Oh, that's a good putt.
00:28:51Fuck!
00:28:53Make a fucking putt, dude.
00:28:55That's a good putt.
00:28:58Fuck!
00:29:03Good lag.
00:29:04You're good.
00:29:05Thanks.
00:29:05Good old fucking hell.
00:29:07It's all that dry, dude.
00:29:08We down one or two?
00:29:09Just one.
00:29:10We won one, we've lost the last two.
00:29:12Oh, yeah, we're perfect.
00:29:14Look at this.
00:29:14Fucking miller forward.
00:29:15Great ball.
00:29:16Oh, no, it's right here.
00:29:18Oh, it's just short.
00:29:19How'd that not roll?
00:29:20It's all good.
00:29:22It's on a hill.
00:29:22Not more good here.
00:29:24All right, 134.
00:29:27Wind should be helping a little.
00:29:28Oh, shit.
00:29:38Good shot.
00:29:40I think they ended up moving.
00:29:41I don't know.
00:29:42It might be in between them.
00:29:43Could be in between them.
00:29:44I saw it bounce.
00:29:45Yeah, me too.
00:29:46All right.
00:29:47Here you go, Aaron.
00:29:48Knock this one in.
00:29:52Oh, wow.
00:29:56Get up there.
00:29:57Yeah, okay.
00:29:58Shot.
00:29:58Let's get shot.
00:29:59Yeah, we're good.
00:29:59We're on the green.
00:30:00Yep.
00:30:00All right.
00:30:01I hope they went in the bunker.
00:30:02I hope they went in the bunker.
00:30:03Yeah, because I don't think beef's getting up.
00:30:04I did see it bounce, but it might have bounced.
00:30:06In it?
00:30:06Yeah.
00:30:07Yeah, I might have gotten that fucking bunker, beef.
00:30:10I don't know.
00:30:11All right, where would you like me to park?
00:30:12Right here?
00:30:12No, up here.
00:30:13Further up, okay.
00:30:14Because you always want to park.
00:30:16Where are you going to go?
00:30:17Where are you going to go?
00:30:17Yes.
00:30:17Yeah, you don't want to walk back.
00:30:19No.
00:30:19So you play a lot of golf.
00:30:20These are things that you don't know.
00:30:21I'm just lazy.
00:30:22You don't play a lot of golf.
00:30:23Yeah, you're just really good?
00:30:24Really good at being lazy?
00:30:25I'm just lazy, kid.
00:30:26I respect that.
00:30:27What's your lie like in this bunker?
00:30:29Yeah.
00:30:30Is it one of those good bunker lies?
00:30:33I mean, he got to get that thing up.
00:30:35This shit looks like, oof, the vampire skin.
00:30:39You know, from Twilight?
00:30:41No, I don't read books.
00:30:44I'm familiar with the series.
00:30:46You know what I'm talking about.
00:30:47Edward?
00:30:47No, is Edward the wolf or the...
00:30:49I've actually never seen it.
00:30:51Which one is the vampire?
00:30:53Edward.
00:30:53It was Edward, right?
00:30:55You know how the skin glistened and that's what it looked like.
00:30:58Sinners.
00:30:58A little crystal-y.
00:30:59Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
00:31:05Unbelievable shot.
00:31:06Go in the hole.
00:31:08Hell of a shot.
00:31:09Great shot.
00:31:10B!
00:31:13B!
00:31:14Hey.
00:31:16I just finished the beach, baby.
00:31:17Oh, great shot.
00:31:19Great shot.
00:31:23I feel like I pulled that.
00:31:32Did I pull that?
00:31:34I just want it out.
00:31:35Ah, I pulled it.
00:31:40Get in there.
00:31:42Good putt.
00:31:43Good.
00:31:43Good.
00:31:43Stop sliding for Rory.
00:31:48Rory missed this one.
00:31:54Good shot, D.
00:31:55Rory really screwed up gimme range.
00:31:58Because it's like, what is a gimme anymore?
00:32:01He doesn't win the hole, though.
00:32:02Yeah, he did.
00:32:03We don't fault you for that one.
00:32:04That's true.
00:32:04Rory.
00:32:05Not to win the hole, I got to see it.
00:32:07Yeah, yeah.
00:32:08That didn't take a habit.
00:32:09What a fucking bonker shot.
00:32:10What a bonker shot, huh?
00:32:11Wow.
00:32:12What, did it at the beach?
00:32:13To kick in.
00:32:15To kick in range.
00:32:17Wow.
00:32:17I don't usually see the big fella at the beach.
00:32:19I'm more of a pool type of guy myself.
00:32:22I'm going to keep putting you in that beach.
00:32:24No, please don't.
00:32:25I don't want you down there.
00:32:26That's not how we're supposed to play this game.
00:32:27Ha, ha, ha.
00:32:30Wow, way to flip it on him there.
00:32:32There you go there.
00:32:33It's not over.
00:32:33A couple of bad shots from them.
00:32:36A couple of good shots from Mark.
00:32:37Yep.
00:32:38Keep that again.
00:32:48You got some Visine for Frankie's eyes?
00:32:50What are we doing?
00:32:53I don't know what's been going on, dude.
00:32:54Allergies?
00:32:55No.
00:32:57I've just gotten, like, ugly.
00:32:58I don't know.
00:33:00Gotten ugly.
00:33:01Been ugly.
00:33:02You're not the first person to say my eyes look like shit, though.
00:33:07Good.
00:33:08Good.
00:33:09I'm glad that's getting around.
00:33:12Glad the narrative's out.
00:33:13Right.
00:33:17Oh, I missed it.
00:33:20It's fine.
00:33:20All right.
00:33:24Okay.
00:33:25It's okay.
00:33:26Sorry.
00:33:27It's okay.
00:33:27It's okay.
00:33:27Here we go, Keith.
00:33:28Let's go.
00:33:34Stay out of there.
00:33:36Stay out of what?
00:33:37It's okay?
00:33:37You could cover it.
00:33:39Can you bounce, bounce?
00:33:41Short of it, right?
00:33:42I think so.
00:33:42I think so.
00:33:44All perfect.
00:33:44Great trout.
00:33:46Lucky.
00:33:47Just anything that you, like, dude, just concentrate on making contact with this ball, going out
00:33:53towards that bunker.
00:33:56Yeah.
00:33:57Yeah.
00:33:58But it's all right here, right?
00:33:59Like, it's, like, coming down on it, watching it hit the center of the club face.
00:34:03And you have the right club to just get it out into the fairway.
00:34:08Dude, at that bunker.
00:34:12Didn't sound good.
00:34:13Wow.
00:34:16That's on me.
00:34:21Oh, no.
00:34:26It's fine.
00:34:27It's in the trap, right?
00:34:28Huh?
00:34:28In the trap?
00:34:29Yeah.
00:34:30It's not an easy shot, either.
00:34:33Oh, shit.
00:34:34Yeah, dude.
00:34:35Good shot.
00:34:35That's so good.
00:34:36Thanks.
00:34:37That was fucking good.
00:34:39Good shot.
00:34:40Incredible golf shot.
00:34:42Oh, it's not in, dude.
00:34:43Oh, no?
00:34:43Let's go.
00:34:44Nice life?
00:34:44Yeah.
00:34:45Well, probably not, but no one our luck.
00:34:50Oh, no.
00:34:50Of course she's buried.
00:34:51Is it?
00:34:53This is not an easy shot.
00:34:59Get down.
00:35:00Whoa.
00:35:01Get down.
00:35:01Hit him.
00:35:02Sit.
00:35:02Oh, no.
00:35:03Oh, my God.
00:35:06Yeah.
00:35:06I mean, it's fucking 99 degrees in there.
00:35:08There's not a cloud in the sky where the sun is, so.
00:35:12I'm hot as shit.
00:35:14You got this number here?
00:35:15Yeah.
00:35:18Sit down.
00:35:19Down.
00:35:22I did the same thing.
00:35:24We're up a shot, right?
00:35:25Right.
00:35:26We shot the play with?
00:35:26Okay.
00:35:27You think I'm going to hit one good iron shot today?
00:35:29I wonder.
00:35:29You got a pitching wedge there?
00:35:30Yeah.
00:35:31I think it was, dude, this wind is down.
00:35:33You're only 90 yards.
00:35:35I just don't like that 52 when I have to hit it like that.
00:35:38We could have taken it here, you know what I mean?
00:35:39Just have a putt.
00:35:40It's all right.
00:35:40It's all right.
00:35:40It's all right.
00:35:40It's all right.
00:35:41It's all right.
00:35:41It's all right.
00:35:41I had it like going around the tree, through the shadow, and like right in the shadow.
00:35:47It might be on the street.
00:35:48It might be down this part.
00:35:50Yeah, it really might be.
00:35:52I think we just got to find it in this.
00:35:58You think it would have kept going through all this stuff?
00:36:00No.
00:36:00I don't think so.
00:36:02For real?
00:36:02Bro, there is a ball there.
00:36:04No way, dude.
00:36:06There, down there?
00:36:07There's a ball in here.
00:36:09Bridgestone?
00:36:10Bridgestone?
00:36:11I mean, you can't see what's on it.
00:36:13You really can't see what it is, which is crazy.
00:36:19There's our...
00:36:20But that one looks fresh.
00:36:24Yeah, that's it.
00:36:26Is it?
00:36:26Wow.
00:36:29It won't ruin your grip.
00:36:31Yeah, it is.
00:36:32So where does that leave us?
00:36:33Wow.
00:36:33So we get a free drop, right?
00:36:35Yeah, you don't get a straight...
00:36:36That's not like a penalty, obviously.
00:36:37Right.
00:36:38So, yeah, I think it's, yeah, no closer to the hole.
00:36:43Can we play it from here?
00:36:44Yeah.
00:36:45Right?
00:36:45Like, off the concrete?
00:36:46As opposed to in there?
00:36:47Yeah, I mean, yeah.
00:36:48Good.
00:36:49I'd rather do that.
00:36:49No?
00:36:52Right?
00:36:53It's not a stroke penalty, right?
00:36:54No, no, no.
00:36:54No.
00:36:55No, you can hit wherever you want back.
00:36:56I actually think...
00:36:57What if you go here?
00:36:58I'm going across the street?
00:36:59I'm thinking maybe that's, like, nearest point of relief,
00:37:01because is this all considered, like, not a relief?
00:37:05If you go, like, there's room in between the fence and the street.
00:37:09Okay.
00:37:10I could be wrong.
00:37:11I think you're right.
00:37:11I think you could take it.
00:37:12I think it was far back to a great ride.
00:37:14Yeah.
00:37:14Yeah.
00:37:14So, it's there.
00:37:16That's crazy.
00:37:16It's not two clubs, right?
00:37:17That's crazy.
00:37:19That's fucking crazy that that ended up in there.
00:37:28Hit me, please.
00:37:29Just hit me.
00:37:29Fucking hit me.
00:37:30Just fucking hit me.
00:37:31This guy wants to see it, huh?
00:37:36Yeah.
00:37:36Fucking enjoy the show, my guy.
00:37:40Should I be worried about the wires, though?
00:37:41No.
00:37:44Oh, my.
00:37:44Oh, my God.
00:37:45That is so elite, dude.
00:37:46That is so fucking elite, Kirk.
00:37:47Kirk!
00:37:48Kirk!
00:37:49Oh!
00:37:49Kirk!
00:37:50Come on!
00:37:51Come on!
00:37:52No, baby!
00:37:54All right, so we've got to get up and down.
00:37:55That is fucking unbelievable, bro.
00:37:57Because he's hitting five.
00:37:57That's phenomenal.
00:38:00I don't think anyone's seen any of these shots in a golf match, and we've seen two of them
00:38:04in four holes.
00:38:04I don't think anyone's seen any of these shots.
00:38:34Come on out.
00:38:37I mean, I had a foot on the street.
00:38:39Whoa!
00:38:39You had a foot on the street?
00:38:40On the street, yeah.
00:38:42Is that good?
00:38:42We good?
00:38:43Yeah, you guys got it.
00:38:44I went, like, right first.
00:38:45All square.
00:38:46Good hole.
00:38:47What a fucking pillow fight.
00:38:48Good content.
00:38:52I don't even know what happened there.
00:38:55We won.
00:38:56When it comes out, that will be controversial.
00:39:00Really?
00:39:00Well, I don't even know if we were right.
00:39:02Is there cash in here?
00:39:03You won a thousand bucks?
00:39:04Yeah.
00:39:05They just gave me a thousand bucks, Diamonds Direct, Your Love, Our Passion.
00:39:09God damn.
00:39:09I just won the closest to the pin on that par three.
00:39:11I think you might have been one of the only guys to hit the green.
00:39:13So all the groups had come in behind us, and no one hit it closer than me.
00:39:18Congratulations.
00:39:18A thousand bucks.
00:39:19That's unbelievable.
00:39:20There you go.
00:39:21I get my wife a push present now.
00:39:24They call it push presents.
00:39:25Is that what it is?
00:39:25You push the baby out.
00:39:26You give her a nice necklace.
00:39:28Cool.
00:39:28Nice ring.
00:39:29Thanks for pushing that baby out.
00:39:31I've actually never won a Ryter Cup match.
00:39:32Last time I went tie, tie, and then we lost by one in the final.
00:39:38You're looking at fucking Tiger and Phil?
00:39:40And then I went tie this morning.
00:39:42Oh, shit.
00:39:43I mean, goodbye.
00:39:45Yeah.
00:39:46Bad angle, though.
00:39:47If I was standing here, I would hit my mini driver because I know I can't hit it left.
00:39:51So I would just aim at that, like, tree on the left almost and just, or the left bunker
00:39:55and just hit it.
00:39:56But whatever you're, I'm just talking about meat.
00:39:58You do everything you want.
00:39:59You hit that five iron again if you want to hit.
00:40:02I think that's what I just do.
00:40:03I think I just fucking bunked it down.
00:40:05I think that's smart.
00:40:07What yardage, what yardage do you want me to get you to for your next shot?
00:40:11I'm really comfortable with my iron, so anything 200 in, I'm fine.
00:40:14Okay.
00:40:25You might have a look from there.
00:40:27We'll be tough.
00:40:28We don't see.
00:40:29I'm going to have to hit the hero shot right there.
00:40:31Yeah.
00:40:35Great fucking swing.
00:40:36Beef.
00:40:37Great strike, brother.
00:40:39You can't fucking bunk him.
00:40:39God, that was pure.
00:40:41You're on the center stripe.
00:40:42You're on the fucking center.
00:40:43Your ball landed on the center stripe.
00:40:46It's easy when you've got abs swings.
00:40:48Pure beef.
00:40:50Come on.
00:40:51It's going to be hard to get it up out of this.
00:40:53Oh, yeah, beef.
00:40:54Perfect.
00:40:58Yeah.
00:40:59That's tough, man.
00:41:05Shitty angle.
00:41:05This is what it is.
00:41:09All right.
00:41:10I have to go for it.
00:41:11I'll be honest, beef.
00:41:11I'm going flag hunting here.
00:41:13Okay.
00:41:13I want to make a birdie.
00:41:14Fuck them.
00:41:15Hey, come on.
00:41:16Let's not.
00:41:16We just need to win a hole.
00:41:17Nope.
00:41:17We'll be four up with four to play, Riggsie.
00:41:18I want birdie.
00:41:19Riggsie, four up with four to play.
00:41:21I'm not saying you can't go flag hunting.
00:41:23All I'm saying is...
00:41:24I'm going to make a statement right here.
00:41:25Four up with four to play.
00:41:26I'm going to make a statement right here.
00:41:27Four up with four to play.
00:41:28Let's see it, boss.
00:41:29Cover it all.
00:41:38Ooh, it did cover it all.
00:41:39Oh, yeah.
00:41:40That should be pretty fucking good, I think.
00:41:42I think you're great.
00:41:43You're the champ champ.
00:41:44Come on, beef.
00:41:47It was close to not covering.
00:41:49That made me a little nervous.
00:41:50Blood pressure was a little up.
00:41:51I got no choice but to stick my ear.
00:41:54There you go.
00:41:55Hooked it.
00:42:05All good?
00:42:07Not all good.
00:42:08Not all good.
00:42:09All bad.
00:42:10It is what it is.
00:42:11It was all bad.
00:42:13It was all bad.
00:42:15You know what it is.
00:42:18Tell you what, though.
00:42:19Sometimes, sometimes this is what golf is.
00:42:22We're still friends, though.
00:42:23We're still friends.
00:42:24And that's all that really matters.
00:42:26And I'm not, I'm not quitting golf.
00:42:30This doesn't make me want to quit yet.
00:42:35Oh, Aerie.
00:42:41That's it.
00:42:42I feel bad for these boys.
00:42:43There ain't no buzz, so.
00:42:45Legitimately, the way that me and Riggs have been playing today, whoever we were playing against,
00:42:49is going to.
00:42:49I don't know that anybody would really probably be beating us.
00:42:52Get on the bad end of this one.
00:42:53We're only two over.
00:42:55Gross.
00:42:57So if we make that to go to one over, that's going to be hard to beat.
00:43:01All right.
00:43:01So we've got to hold this one, huh?
00:43:03Looking like it, yeah.
00:43:04All right.
00:43:05Do it.
00:43:06Crazier thing than that.
00:43:06Challenge accepted.
00:43:12Run.
00:43:14Forward.
00:43:15Release.
00:43:16Run.
00:43:16I'll pick it up.
00:43:18I think we're good.
00:43:18Okay.
00:43:19I think we're good here.
00:43:20Atta boy.
00:43:20Beef.
00:43:22We're just seeing what we can get out of here.
00:43:22Yeah, yeah.
00:43:23Stay hot.
00:43:27Oh, yeah.
00:43:28Oh, yeah.
00:43:29Beef.
00:43:32Beef.
00:43:33I'll get that for you, big fella.
00:43:36What's your ball?
00:43:37Let's go, Aaron.
00:43:38Yeah, we're going to need a miracle.
00:43:40All right, we've got to win, Kirk.
00:43:54We've got to take care of it.
00:43:55Can you go change, bro?
00:43:56I'm fucking getting hot looking at you.
00:43:57Jesus Christ.
00:43:58This is crazy.
00:43:58You've got your bows on.
00:44:00You're crazy.
00:44:01God, is this the hottest thing in history?
00:44:03All right, Trent, let's lock in here.
00:44:05I'm going to lock in.
00:44:06You've got to trust that club, dude.
00:44:07Okay.
00:44:08And the best part about that.
00:44:09Pitching wedge again from 92.
00:44:10Fuck off.
00:44:11That was crazy.
00:44:13This does look like 17 at Bethpage.
00:44:15Doesn't it?
00:44:15Yeah.
00:44:17Go.
00:44:18Smoothie king.
00:44:18Oh, yeah, that's plenty.
00:44:19Go.
00:44:20Yeah, yeah, it's over.
00:44:21Right next to the fucking stick.
00:44:24Kirk fucking Menahan.
00:44:26Come on.
00:44:26Come on.
00:44:27Great swing.
00:44:28That's a fucking golfer.
00:44:29Make a putt, Keith, you half a fucking pussy.
00:44:32All right, Trent, come on now.
00:44:33Come fucking on.
00:44:34Let's go.
00:44:35Come on.
00:44:36What do you say, Kirk?
00:44:37Fucking rat fucks.
00:44:40Cocksuckers.
00:44:41Told me I'm no good.
00:44:43What?
00:44:43Yeah, told me I'm no good.
00:44:45Don't want me.
00:44:47They're quarterback guys.
00:44:50Fuck.
00:44:51Tracking bunker.
00:44:52Plug.
00:44:53That's back.
00:44:54God.
00:44:55Soup can.
00:44:56I got no idea what to hit from that distance.
00:44:58That's what we all learn.
00:44:59You need to take deep breaths right now.
00:45:02Whatever you hit, don't hit that.
00:45:04That went fucking 200 yards.
00:45:05I know.
00:45:06You can't hit that.
00:45:07You hit that pure.
00:45:08That was teed up.
00:45:09Can I please make a putt?
00:45:11You're making this.
00:45:12Okay.
00:45:12Thanks.
00:45:13No doubt.
00:45:14Fuck, man.
00:45:15He had spit coming out.
00:45:17Kirk did?
00:45:18Yep.
00:45:18Yeah.
00:45:19This is the hardest bunker shot I've ever had.
00:45:21It's like, I've never seen a bunker like this.
00:45:23You're just way above it.
00:45:25It's like a balcony bunker.
00:45:26You have to judge it coming down now?
00:45:28I would call that a balcony bunker.
00:45:29You're down looking at it.
00:45:30Fuck.
00:45:32Look, he is fucking tight.
00:45:34Great shot, Kirk.
00:45:35Thanks, Trent.
00:45:36Fuck.
00:45:37What the fuck?
00:45:39All right.
00:45:39I have to fucking hit a good shot here.
00:45:41Come on.
00:45:46Oh, great shot.
00:45:46Oh, that is elite.
00:45:47That is elite.
00:45:48I knew that, though.
00:45:49It's as good as you can do.
00:45:51That's literally as good as you can do.
00:45:53Yeah, I don't know what else you're supposed to do from there.
00:45:55I think I got to go at the pin and hope to, like, check it.
00:45:58I literally said that to you.
00:46:00I said, it's going to hit this fucking mound.
00:46:02I'll leave it in.
00:46:03Yeah.
00:46:03All right.
00:46:05Come on, Trent.
00:46:06What are we hitting, eggs?
00:46:15This is getting ugly now.
00:46:20Hammer throws.
00:46:28Good bird.
00:46:29Good hole, boys.
00:46:30Good bird.
00:46:30That's fucking short, Kirk.
00:46:31Let's go.
00:46:32That boy.
00:46:34Good stroke.
00:46:35A birdie and all shots pretty.
00:46:37Yeah, we'll take it.
00:46:37They didn't want you.
00:46:38I wanted you.
00:46:39Yeah.
00:46:39These guys don't want me anywhere.
00:46:42Fuck them.
00:46:43I mean, I'm playing horrible.
00:46:45So it's like.
00:46:45It's all right.
00:46:46We'll reset here.
00:46:47I'm on the tee.
00:46:49We have a chance.
00:46:50We just got to win a hole here.
00:46:52One down.
00:46:53Fuck.
00:46:53What the hell just happened?
00:46:54All right.
00:46:55We got three holes to go.
00:46:56Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:46:56I know.
00:46:57I mean, I should.
00:46:58Fuck.
00:46:59I got shot from the fucking streets and turns it around for us.
00:47:02Dude, your fucking last two shots have been tiger-esque.
00:47:06We ain't out of this shit, man.
00:47:13No, I'm just going because I'm about to get a hole in one.
00:47:16Hey, that would be amazing.
00:47:19Don't run, though, if you do.
00:47:21Oh, I'm not going to.
00:47:23I'm physically incapable of moving faster than I am.
00:47:2791, beef.
00:47:2891.
00:47:2991.
00:47:3091?
00:47:3191.
00:47:31That's it?
00:47:34Yes.
00:47:35But short left is 78.
00:47:37Okay.
00:47:38So an 80 is good.
00:47:39Short left.
00:47:40So pick your poison.
00:47:47Be perfect.
00:47:49Sit a little.
00:47:51Oh, baby.
00:47:52Good shot, beef.
00:47:53Really solid, dude.
00:48:01That's it.
00:48:02Sit for him.
00:48:06Oh, my God.
00:48:08We'll see, man.
00:48:09You know, you never know.
00:48:09Maybe make it.
00:48:11Took me a couple videos, but I'm here.
00:48:14He's a lot high.
00:48:15This guy actually don't suck that much, huh?
00:48:16This guy fucking golfs his bull, it looks like.
00:48:19Oh, we got to sink this.
00:48:20Oh, my God.
00:48:21That was a great shot by beef.
00:48:22What the fuck?
00:48:23He's just, I mean, this just happens all the time.
00:48:25I play with people that ain't just.
00:48:27Locked in?
00:48:28Shoot the best fucking score ever.
00:48:29Golf shot, beef.
00:48:32Golf shot.
00:48:32Golf shot.
00:48:32Golf shot.
00:48:34Golf shot.
00:48:34Golf shot.
00:48:35Be a hero, Aaron, you know?
00:48:37You got a choice, dog.
00:48:44Nice hands.
00:48:45Oh, wow.
00:48:45Look at this shot.
00:48:46Look at this shot.
00:48:47Go in.
00:48:47Oh!
00:48:48What a golf shot.
00:48:51Great shot.
00:48:51Good shot, Aaron.
00:48:53Great shot.
00:48:54What an absolute golf shot that was.
00:48:56You like that angle I gave you?
00:48:57That was exactly what I wanted.
00:49:00It's good by me, boys.
00:49:01Nice par.
00:49:02Appreciate it.
00:49:04That's a par putt for PFT.
00:49:06Let's go.
00:49:08Drained it.
00:49:08Faster than I thought, beef.
00:49:19Sorry.
00:49:20Sorry.
00:49:21Gosh, not.
00:49:26I just wanted you to be the hero, beef.
00:49:28Thank you, sir.
00:49:29But...
00:49:29You know, you deserved it.
00:49:31Boys.
00:49:31Thanks, my guy.
00:49:32Cheers.
00:49:33My man.
00:49:33Fun as always.
00:49:34I'll live really well.
00:49:34Good stuff, brother.
00:49:36Pleasure as always, my friend.
00:49:37Good luck.
00:49:39You too.
00:49:39Not too much luck.
00:49:40Way to go, beef.
00:49:41Way to dominate out there, man.
00:49:42Way to play.
00:49:43Great golf.
00:49:44Spin zone is we played like shit.
00:49:46I played like shit.
00:49:47Spin zone is I played like shit.
00:49:50You played good.
00:49:51I played okay.
00:49:52I played all right.
00:49:54The alternate shot's tough.
00:49:55It's hard to get into a rhythm.
00:49:56Yep.
00:49:57You know?
00:49:57Let's fucking go, Riggsie.
00:49:59You got Riggsie's first dub.
00:50:01First dub in Ryder Cup for Riggsie.
00:50:02I've never won a Ryder Cup.
00:50:03I've tied three matches.
00:50:04And I lost the one-by-one that we lost in the final two years ago.
00:50:12And then other than that, this is my first win.
00:50:14Emphatic.
00:50:16Atta boy, beef.
00:50:17I would have liked to get a point.
00:50:19I would have liked to get a point.
00:50:19It would have been nice, though.
00:50:20At least drive.
00:50:20But it was never fucking close.
00:50:22Yeah.
00:50:25It's just, I hate alternate shot, honestly.
00:50:27Yeah.
00:50:28You can't get into rhythm.
00:50:29I didn't want to let you down, and I kept letting you down.
00:50:34That's a bad feeling to have.
00:50:35It's all good, man.
00:50:36I know.
00:50:36I know.
00:50:37I didn't put us in the best positions, you know?
00:50:39Beef, we shot one over.
00:50:40Ha-ha!
00:50:42In six holes of alternate shot.
00:50:44That is...
00:50:44Suck it, bitches.
00:50:45Golfing your fucking balls is what that is.
00:50:48Suck it, bitches.
00:50:49Suck it, bitches.
00:50:49Suck it, bitches.
00:50:59Nice shade back here, though, Trent.
00:51:07I'll take all the clouds we can get.
00:51:08I mean, look at this hat.
00:51:09I've ruined this hat.
00:51:11Yeah, bro.
00:51:11I'm sweating my dick off.
00:51:12You guys did this last match right in the middle.
00:51:14You came back, didn't you?
00:51:20It's right at those guys.
00:51:21Oh!
00:51:22Nah, it's left them.
00:51:22I think it's fine, though.
00:51:24It's not gone, though, right?
00:51:25No, no.
00:51:26See where that card is?
00:51:27Yeah, it's just to the right on this side.
00:51:28Yeah, it's fine.
00:51:28That's fine.
00:51:29That's a good idea.
00:51:30I'll take it.
00:51:31I'll take it.
00:51:33Oh, my God.
00:51:33I missed the ball.
00:51:34Let's go, go, go, go.
00:51:35Trent, I'm collapsing.
00:51:36Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
00:51:37It's a really bad swing.
00:51:38You got chlorine eyes, dude.
00:51:39What are you supposed to do?
00:51:43Could have taken advantage there, and I fucking chunked it.
00:51:46What do you think?
00:51:48I mean, you're 139 from the pin, so that gives you, like, an idea of distance.
00:51:53Only 139 from the pin?
00:51:56Yeah.
00:51:58Oh, good.
00:52:01Fuck me, dude.
00:52:02What the fuck?
00:52:04All right.
00:52:05Is that good?
00:52:06Trap.
00:52:08Bunker.
00:52:09I don't know what happened.
00:52:12Bunker?
00:52:12Oh.
00:52:16Wow.
00:52:18I didn't even, I'll be honest, I didn't even, yeah.
00:52:21What, the yardages was?
00:52:23No, I should, I just, yeah, I just fucked that up.
00:52:26Plain and simple.
00:52:27That's all it comes down to.
00:52:28I mean, I didn't hit the best shot, so.
00:52:33Great shot.
00:52:34Oh, my God.
00:52:34Good shot, Frank.
00:52:35Kick right.
00:52:37Oh, kick left.
00:52:38Kick left.
00:52:39We're up here on the hill.
00:52:40All right.
00:52:44This is a collapse.
00:52:46Both of us are just hitting the exact wrong shot at the exact wrong time.
00:52:52Exact wrong shot at the exact wrong time.
00:52:57Go.
00:52:57Go.
00:52:58Go.
00:52:58I'll take it.
00:53:05I'll take it.
00:53:07Whoa.
00:53:08He's got to make this.
00:53:10Hey, now.
00:53:11What in the world are we talking about?
00:53:15I got it there.
00:53:16You just make that?
00:53:20No.
00:53:20Yeah, it's in the hole.
00:53:21Let's move on.
00:53:22Let's go.
00:53:22Let's go.
00:53:23We'll get a wedge.
00:53:25Went through the green, through the gruff.
00:53:34Shuffling.
00:53:36That's six?
00:53:37Yes.
00:53:38Yes.
00:53:42That's it.
00:53:42Say just a little bit.
00:53:43No, that's a little bit.
00:53:44All right.
00:53:45Oh.
00:53:46All right.
00:53:49Three more.
00:53:50Two more.
00:53:56Lovely.
00:53:56Lovely.
00:53:58That's a par beat.
00:54:00Come on.
00:54:02Dad.
00:54:03That's another way to describe it.
00:54:04Hey.
00:54:05I wanted you.
00:54:06They did.
00:54:07You wanted me.
00:54:07I know.
00:54:08These guys.
00:54:08They didn't.
00:54:08Yeah, no.
00:54:08I said to Witt, I ain't playing unless I get a date with Kirk.
00:54:13I just like, I don't know what happened to our fucking, we were just keeping it down the
00:54:16middle.
00:54:17We were hitting greens.
00:54:18He was like.
00:54:29Just like our gate.
00:54:30I don't know.
00:54:30We haven't hit a good shot since that fucking wedge shot I hit on that fucking three holes
00:54:35ago.
00:54:35I haven't hit a single good golf shot.
00:54:37He's up.
00:54:37Oh, Trent.
00:54:42Go.
00:54:43Fine.
00:54:44Go.
00:54:45Oh, it's way over.
00:54:46Way over.
00:54:47Wow.
00:54:48Stay there.
00:54:48Fuck yeah, Kirk.
00:54:52Is that not exactly what you said you were going to do?
00:54:54Yeah.
00:54:59Good one, Trent.
00:54:59I got mad at that one.
00:55:01Good one, Trent.
00:55:01What the hell was that, Trent?
00:55:02That is.
00:55:03Get over it.
00:55:03That was like an aggressive sweat, dude.
00:55:05Yes, Trent.
00:55:06Fuck.
00:55:06All right.
00:55:08Why you has to be mad?
00:55:09No, I'm just, we're playing like shit, man.
00:55:12Well, we're just pissing our fucking shots.
00:55:13Do you think that in golf that like you have the advantage of going second?
00:55:17So like if you want it.
00:55:18We'll talk later.
00:55:18Let's go.
00:55:19Let's go.
00:55:20Well, I'm just saying on that hole right there.
00:55:21Have this conversation.
00:55:21I agree.
00:55:22So play the match.
00:55:24Fuck.
00:55:24Shut up, Frank.
00:55:25I was getting a little too cute for Kirk there.
00:55:27A little bit.
00:55:27You got a little.
00:55:28Too much grab ass there.
00:55:30Good drive, Trent.
00:55:31Thanks.
00:55:31That was a nice one.
00:55:33I guess I got to channel anger a little bit more often.
00:55:35Yeah.
00:55:35I'm going to go.
00:55:37I'm going to say this is a big shot.
00:55:40Turn.
00:55:41Turn a little bit.
00:55:42I thought it would when I'm down it.
00:55:46I don't know what that does.
00:55:48Brother, at this point, we got nothing to lose.
00:55:51This is our best chance.
00:55:52Let's go.
00:55:56And I pulled it.
00:55:57Cunt.
00:55:58Fuck.
00:55:59Probably the right distance, too.
00:56:02Fuck, I pulled it.
00:56:04That was like the shot that like we needed.
00:56:06We needed to stick it.
00:56:08And just fucking go crazy and scream.
00:56:10Good shot, Trent.
00:56:15Thanks.
00:56:16Wow.
00:56:18I mean, that's the best chip you've had in years.
00:56:22That's an amazing chip.
00:56:26Oh, I scalded it.
00:56:28Hit it.
00:56:28Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, cunt.
00:56:33Oh, Jesus Christ.
00:56:35Good shot, Trent.
00:56:36Frankie, you want to just try to make that, and if you do, it's over?
00:56:40No?
00:56:42I mean, it doesn't make a difference.
00:56:43If I miss it, they still have to.
00:56:45Yeah, but if they don't hit a close one here, you're not going to feel any pressure.
00:56:49We kind of collapsed.
00:56:51Oh, yeah.
00:56:51Don't worry about it.
00:56:52Listen, fight for a half point.
00:56:53Half points are going to fucking matter.
00:56:55What just happened there was big.
00:56:57Yeah, but you can't.
00:56:57Yeah.
00:57:02Oh.
00:57:06Pull it?
00:57:07Yeah.
00:57:08That's five.
00:57:09That's for four?
00:57:10Yes.
00:57:15Wow.
00:57:15Wow.
00:57:16Okay, just make it.
00:57:16Yeah, you're good.
00:57:17No problem.
00:57:19Hey, it's a pressure.
00:57:20Don't miss that.
00:57:21That match will be over.
00:57:22Don't miss that.
00:57:25Yeah.
00:57:25Good putt.
00:57:27All right.
00:57:29All right.
00:57:31Okay.
00:57:32All right.
00:57:33We got life.
00:57:35Hey.
00:57:36Hey.
00:57:37Hey.
00:57:38Let's go.
00:57:38Let's go.
00:57:38All right.
00:57:39All right.
00:57:39All right.
00:57:40We got one back.
00:57:41Fucking drain the fuck out of that four-footer.
00:57:43Yeah.
00:57:45I wasn't thinking about it.
00:57:46Just like, as soon as, I was like, just dark minutes to five.
00:57:51I can't believe I did that.
00:57:54It's right at the bottom of the club.
00:57:56Oh, yeah.
00:57:56Fuck.
00:57:57All right.
00:57:58We'll win.
00:57:58We'll win this part.
00:58:00We'll go.
00:58:00You got a towel on his head.
00:58:16You got a towel?
00:58:18Tell the rest of our teammates to quiet down, would you?
00:58:20We got a lot of support from our teammates here.
00:58:22Beef.
00:58:22Tell them.
00:58:23Blue.
00:58:23Oh, shh.
00:58:25Pathetic, no?
00:58:25Oh, yeah.
00:58:28Oh, my God.
00:58:29Fuck.
00:58:30No, it's travel.
00:58:30No, it's perfect.
00:58:31No, it's not.
00:58:32We'll fly the trap.
00:58:34That's what we call a Borelli bomb.
00:58:36That's bad, right?
00:58:37I have no idea.
00:58:38Yeah, you think?
00:58:38Yeah.
00:58:39No, I think it's fine.
00:58:40I think that's bad.
00:58:42We'll go look.
00:58:46Nice, Keith.
00:58:47All right.
00:58:47Good swing.
00:58:48Good job.
00:58:48Good job.
00:58:50I don't know.
00:58:52Yeah, I really don't know.
00:58:53Hey, it's just me and you against fucking eight of these guys.
00:58:55Let's go.
00:58:56Let's fucking go.
00:58:57It was right on the line, right on the edge.
00:59:02Yeah, this is fun.
00:59:03I mean, at least we got it.
00:59:04We got life.
00:59:05Yeah, but you want to see what I...
00:59:07Make sure I get...
00:59:07I had 190.
00:59:08I want to just make sure you get this.
00:59:09You got the same?
00:59:10Yeah, 89.
00:59:1189, okay.
00:59:12Like, you're 147, right?
00:59:13Yeah.
00:59:13Like, anything that you think you can hit, like, 160 at that back right bunker.
00:59:17Or, like, is it, like, a 7 iron?
00:59:197 iron.
00:59:20Give me a 7 iron at that back right bunker.
00:59:22Because, like, even if you're in that chipping area, like, anything's going to come down to
00:59:26the right.
00:59:29Yeah.
00:59:30Go.
00:59:30Go a little bit.
00:59:31Fine.
00:59:32Go.
00:59:33Oh.
00:59:33Oh, bro, I gave you 300 out.
00:59:36It's all right.
00:59:37It's great.
00:59:38Okay.
00:59:42Oh.
00:59:42Ah!
00:59:43Oh, come on.
00:59:44Give us a good bounce.
00:59:46Oh.
00:59:47Nasty bounce.
00:59:48All right, all right.
00:59:48It's all right.
00:59:49It's all right.
00:59:49See what I try to do.
00:59:50Dude, that's a pretty fucking good effort.
00:59:52Fuck.
00:59:53Okay.
00:59:53Left in the bunker.
00:59:54Green side bunker.
00:59:55That was the right fucking, that was the right yardage.
00:59:58That was the right fucking everything.
00:59:59It just pulled you.
01:00:00Yeah, it did.
01:00:01You fucking gave it something, too.
01:00:03It just pulled you.
01:00:04Yeah.
01:00:05Fuck.
01:00:09Sit.
01:00:10Really?
01:00:11Oh.
01:00:11That's a good shot.
01:00:13Good shot.
01:00:14Come down.
01:00:14Come back.
01:00:15Come back.
01:00:16Come back.
01:00:17That's a good shot.
01:00:18Fuck, I thought that was going to be great.
01:00:20A great support by blue.
01:00:23Good shot, Frankie.
01:00:27Come back.
01:00:32Yeah, dude.
01:00:32Really good.
01:00:33We got a shot.
01:00:34We got a chance.
01:00:36If you look at it from that end, it looks like it's going to go left.
01:00:39Okay.
01:00:39It's going to be fast, right?
01:00:41Oh, yeah.
01:00:46Slow down.
01:00:49Putt.
01:00:50Fast, yeah.
01:00:52Do you like what you call it, like, left side of the hole?
01:00:53I think it's left side of the hole.
01:00:54Okay, so look at a hole, dude.
01:00:56Trent, what if you just, like, putt as this is the hole?
01:01:00You like that?
01:01:00The hole, you think it's that fast?
01:01:01And if you're going to hit it that soft, it's going to be a little bit outside that.
01:01:06Okay.
01:01:09Stay up, stay up, stay up, stay up.
01:01:13Crushed it.
01:01:14Good, good.
01:01:16You got this.
01:01:17Knock this right in.
01:01:17All right, let's win this thing.
01:01:18It's just you and me.
01:01:19It's just you and me.
01:01:19That's it.
01:01:20That's all we need.
01:01:21Don't forget to move your mark back.
01:01:31That good?
01:01:32Back of the cup.
01:01:34I also, I didn't watch it.
01:01:35Did it move?
01:01:36No, nothing?
01:01:38I think it's just back of the cup, right?
01:01:40I love that.
01:01:41Yeah.
01:01:41I agree with that.
01:01:42Francis, you like that?
01:01:43Yeah, I like that.
01:01:44Yeah.
01:01:44Yeah.
01:01:44Hey.
01:01:50All right, we did it.
01:01:51We did it.
01:01:52We did it.
01:01:53Dave, it's okay.
01:01:54All right, we're to battle, boys.
01:01:58Trying to give it to you.
01:02:00All right, hey.
01:02:01Hey, just me and you.
01:02:02Just me and you.
01:02:02That's all we need.
01:02:03Just me and you.
01:02:03It's okay.
01:02:04No, it's okay.
01:02:04Bro, we, bro, we'll leave you.
01:02:06It's all right.
01:02:06Fight.
01:02:07Fight.
01:02:08Just me and you.
01:02:08Tough miss.
01:02:10Didn't even sniff the hole.
01:02:11It's okay.
01:02:11All right, we are here with Kirk and Yans.
01:02:14Boys, I'll just start off.
01:02:15What was going through your mind seeing Frankie on that last putt?
01:02:18I mean, you know, yeah.
01:02:19I mean, look, we.
01:02:20The support?
01:02:21Yeah.
01:02:21Yeah.
01:02:22The support from Blue was out of control.
01:02:24We were a little upset.
01:02:25But, hey, you know, we played 18.
01:02:27Actually, Pryan led an ice drive.
01:02:28I had a good second shot.
01:02:29Then he went a little long.
01:02:30I hit a lousy putt.
01:02:31He had a tough putt.
01:02:32But, yeah, I was worried if Frankie made it, it was over.
01:02:34But, you know, we fought all day.
01:02:35We had a two-hole stretch where I hit a shot from the highway, the street.
01:02:40But you're two shots on.
01:02:42We hit a wedge to a foot.
01:02:43We made birdie.
01:02:44And then Yandel hit a great drive on 16.
01:02:46We won that hole.
01:02:47So, I mean, we fought all day.
01:02:48And, like, to be, I mean, if you look at this, there's 20 of these guys.
01:02:53More guys over there.
01:02:53There's none of our guys.
01:02:54None of our support.
01:02:55And we won the only match here.
01:02:56And no one's fucking here.
01:02:57I will say, if they're not on the driving range right now, I got to fucking it.
01:03:01It's fucking disgusting.
01:03:02It's disgusting.
01:03:02It's disgusting.
01:03:03You've got to give these guys credit.
01:03:05Riggs is a scumbag, but, you know, he's got these guys together.
01:03:08So, I mean, you know, was it an epic choke job?
01:03:10Yeah.
01:03:11But not by Yandel.
01:03:12Yeah, it was a great move by Yandel to throw Frankie off by missing the puck that way.
01:03:16That's a veteran right there.
01:03:17Well, you told me to do that.
01:03:18Yeah, that's a veteran move.
01:03:19Coachable.
01:03:20Great chemistry by you guys.
01:03:21Oh, great.
01:03:22We were great.
01:03:22A great win for Team Whitney.
01:03:23Congratulations.
01:03:24And go enjoy the win.
01:03:25Appreciate it.
01:03:25This is easily my most embarrassing moment on the internet.
01:03:34Whitney with the worst drive of the bunch.
01:03:37Is there a chance I don't find this ball?
01:03:40Oh, it's a nice shot.
01:03:41Yeah, dude.
01:03:42I may have figured it out on the range.
01:03:45Dude, you did find some on the range, eh?
01:03:48Whoa.
01:03:49Maybe I didn't find some.
01:03:52Great shot.
01:03:53Damn.
01:03:53Wow.
01:03:53The win.
01:03:54God.
01:03:55We're playing real golf.
01:03:57Yeah.
01:03:57I'm way better on the range right now.
01:04:00Wait, did you take a practice swing hitting the sand?
01:04:02What's the ruling on that, Riggs?
01:04:04It might be loss of a hole.
01:04:05That's bullshit.
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