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00:00This is easily my most embarrassing moment on the internet.
00:06Whitney with the worst drive of the bunch.
00:08Is there a chance I don't find this ball?
00:11Oh, it's a nice shot.
00:12Yeah, dude.
00:14I may have figured it out on the range.
00:16Dude, you did find some on the range.
00:19Whoa.
00:20Maybe I didn't find some.
00:23Great shot.
00:24Damn.
00:24Wow.
00:24Go in.
00:25God.
00:26We're playing real golf.
00:28Yeah, I'm way better on the range right now.
00:31Wait, did you take a practice swing hitting the sand?
00:33What's the ruling on that, Riggs?
00:35It might be loss of a hole.
00:36That's bullshit.
00:58All right, Kirk, Team Whitney down pretty sizably here going into the final day.
01:14What's it going to take for you guys to get over the hump in this one?
01:16I think everything has to go right.
01:18I think we like the pairings.
01:20We had an idea that, you know, it was going to go one way.
01:22I think it'll go another way.
01:23We have a chance, I think, in each singles match.
01:24But we have to get one or two little sort of minor upsets.
01:28I will say Yandel and I are in the cart against Frankie and Francis, our match.
01:33I think we have to win those two.
01:34I think Dave has to beat Dan.
01:36Or Dan, rather, has to beat Dave to put a scare into it.
01:38So I think early, we got to get some blue up there for anything.
01:41Because if we lose the first match or two, I think it's over.
01:44And then yesterday, when you and Yandel had that big win,
01:48the rest of the team, Whitney, was really nowhere to be found.
01:51Yes, nowhere.
01:52Has the chemistry been resolved overnight?
01:54Are you guys in a better place today?
01:56What's going on?
01:56This is sort of a team of, you know, individuals.
01:59And sometimes that wins.
02:00I don't know.
02:00But I would say I have not seen a lot of rah-rah feeling at breakfast this morning.
02:05I'll be ready to go.
02:06I know Yandel's ready to go.
02:08We're locked in in our cart.
02:09Dan seems ready.
02:10You know, the guys in the back, we'll see.
02:12But I think, again, we win a couple matches.
02:14All of a sudden, momentum gets going.
02:15And they get a little scared.
02:16We need that, though.
02:16The first hour has to be big for us.
02:18All right.
02:18Well, best of luck on the course today.
02:20Thanks.
02:20Appreciate it.
02:20All right.
02:21Thanks, guys.
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02:34All right.
02:34Welcome, everybody, back to the 2025 Barstool Ryder Cup presented by Body Armor.
02:39We have our second group of Singles Day ready to play.
02:42So let's get right into it.
02:43First and foremost, for Team Riggs, we have Frankie taking on Keith Yandel.
02:48You guys can step up to the tee box.
02:50Welcome, welcome.
02:50And then following them, we have Francis for Team Riggs, followed by Team Whitney, Kirk Minahan.
02:59Gentlemen, welcome.
03:01Ready to tee off.
03:01Ready to tee off.
03:17Oh, boy.
03:20I think it's perfect.
03:21Yeah.
03:23Yep.
03:24Oh, no.
03:33It might bury Frankie down there enough now.
03:38Maybe in between?
03:39Hmm?
03:39Possibly in between?
03:41Yeah, it might be.
03:43Maybe in between those bunkers?
03:44I didn't see it.
03:45Sorry, I was talking about it.
03:45That's okay.
03:46Yeah, well, it's going to skate.
03:53Yep.
03:55Beauty.
03:57It's not a trap, isn't it?
03:59Totally.
03:59I should be fair with you.
04:01That's going to run like a bitch.
04:02No, it's wet, though.
04:03I don't know.
04:04Oh, yeah.
04:04Nice shot, Francis.
04:16Yep.
04:17Oh.
04:17Have a good match, boys.
04:19Trying to have fun.
04:20That is a piece.
04:22Was it?
04:23Oh, yeah.
04:23Have fun out there.
04:24For a fucking three-wood rocket launcher?
04:27I'm in the fucking bunker, but I can...
04:29It's all right.
04:30I can manage.
04:32Nope.
04:32That's me.
04:33That's you?
04:34Yep.
04:35180 down the hill.
04:37I'll shoot it.
04:37Wind at the back out of a bunker.
04:39I think I'm playing that like 170.
04:42I think I'm hitting like a real nice nutted fucking seven iron.
04:48Yeah.
04:48That's fine.
04:49Does that have to get down?
04:50Maybe just sit a little bit?
04:52Oh.
04:52Oh, fuck.
04:54All right.
04:56What'd you hit?
04:57Six.
04:58Downhill downwind?
04:59Yeah, but if I hit seven, like I might get in the wall, you know?
05:03Whatever.
05:03You can make four from there.
05:06Great.
05:07All right.
05:08That'll kick left.
05:10Oh, my God.
05:11It was deep.
05:12No.
05:13I can move that, right?
05:14I think so.
05:15It's stuck behind the wall.
05:18Really?
05:21Can he move that?
05:22We'll go take a look.
05:24It's literally on the wall.
05:28Oh, really?
05:28Where is it?
05:29I can't see it.
05:30No, I don't think so.
05:31That's a man-made obstruction, right?
05:33We'll ask.
05:35Wow, that would have been the right number if I fucking didn't pull it.
05:38Tough.
05:38Tough shot.
05:40You see yours.
05:42You see yours?
05:43I'm behind that wall.
05:44It's stuck on the wall.
05:45What do you do?
05:46I think you move.
05:46It's a man-made.
05:47But as long as it's like not in my way.
05:50It's crazy.
05:51Dude, I got so lucky though.
05:52Ah.
05:57That's fine.
05:58Run down.
05:59I'm going to chase all the way down.
06:00It'll be putting.
06:00Run down.
06:01It's a long putt.
06:02Get up.
06:02Go, go, go, go.
06:04I mean, pretty good outcome.
06:06Keep going.
06:06Yeah, it's still going.
06:07Nice.
06:08Beautiful shot.
06:09Jesus.
06:10Good drive, Francis.
06:17Go.
06:19Go.
06:20All right.
06:21That's fine.
06:22Fuck me.
06:23I think I under clubbed actually.
06:25I hit one.
06:26I hit 56.
06:27I probably should have hit 50.
06:30That's a push to me.
06:31I'll take that.
06:31Yeah.
06:32Don't worry about it.
06:33He was, I played against Francis the first morning.
06:36His, his leg putt was really good.
06:38Yeah, he's good at that.
06:42They see me rolling.
06:46Oh, no way.
06:48I got whiplash.
06:50Someone's getting sued.
06:51Just got, you all right?
06:52Yeah.
06:56Right?
06:56Like, what's the argument?
06:57Yeah, I don't know the rules.
06:58I don't know.
06:58I think I moved this until this is no longer in my way.
07:00So it's like a man-made, uh, like tee box.
07:04Even though it's rocks.
07:05But it's probably technically not like, I don't know if you want, I don't care what you do if
07:09you want to find out the rules.
07:10Technically what?
07:10Not?
07:11Yeah.
07:11I would think probably, I would ask though.
07:13Just do what you do.
07:13Yeah, just ask somebody.
07:14Don't, don't, don't.
07:15I'm not going to move it.
07:16Like, who did you call yesterday for a rule?
07:17I'm saying, but don't, don't, also don't not move it.
07:19Like, wait, get your, like, get your answer.
07:23Yeah.
07:24Does anyone watch Teen Mom?
07:27That guy looks like, uh, Amber's ex-husband, Gary.
07:30Yeah.
07:31Where are you going?
07:32I'm putting it.
07:32Are you putting it?
07:33I think if I just get it past this.
07:35You know, just go all the way down?
07:36Yeah, like the mistake, like if I blade one, it's in the water.
07:39Yeah, yeah, yeah.
07:40You're going down.
07:40Yeah.
07:41Yeah, that makes sense.
07:44Especially he's in a tough spot.
07:50Maybe sit?
07:52I think it's good.
07:52Oh, that's a good shot.
07:54Go, go, go.
07:55What a shot.
07:57Go, go.
07:58Really good.
07:59Thanks.
08:01So it's, it's a great horse and it's, it's like on a cart path.
08:05So it's stance and one club length.
08:08Yeah.
08:09So you basically make a stance on where you think you're not going to hit it.
08:13Like right here.
08:14And then you get a club length from here.
08:17So it's like right there.
08:20And we're, we're, we're placing today.
08:24Okay.
08:25Okay.
08:29Wow.
08:29Go.
08:30Nope.
08:31Oh, got a kick.
08:32Ah, I did get a kick.
08:32Great shot.
08:34That's a great shot.
08:35Unbelievable.
08:35I'm going to go in.
08:36Sick shot, Frankie.
08:38Great shot.
08:39Sick shot.
08:41Unbelievable.
08:42Great shot.
08:43We're hitting some fucking wild recovery shots out here.
08:46I read that one wrong.
08:56Come down, come down, come down, come down.
09:00Wow.
09:00I would have thought that would have ripped.
09:04The good thing he adds is we're sick putters, so this should go well.
09:06Yeah, yeah.
09:08He's a guaranteed.
09:10Jesus Christ.
09:11What are you thinking, Francis?
09:12I mean, his didn't really move.
09:15But I, I gotta believe mine's gonna.
09:17I, I don't even have that many options.
09:19I think it's relatively flat around the hole.
09:21I think a lot of the movement is probably up by that hill.
09:24Yeah.
09:30See, it doesn't really come down.
09:32All right.
09:33It stays so fucking straight.
09:34That's not bad.
09:35It's not bad.
09:35That's pretty good from there.
09:38I couldn't take it any closer unless I wedged it.
09:40Yeah.
09:45Too hard.
09:46Wow.
09:48You're good.
09:49Thanks.
09:51That didn't move, huh?
09:52A little bit at the end.
09:53I hit a little too hard, I think.
09:56Wanna look at this?
09:58I think it's tugging a little left, right?
10:00Yeah, but I don't think it's anything, um, out of the hole, do you?
10:07Right.
10:07You think it's maybe the edge?
10:09Yeah, I like that.
10:14Wow.
10:14Yeah, it's a putt.
10:15Thanks.
10:17Good pace, too.
10:20Barely, though, right?
10:21I mean, it's only fucking getting four feet.
10:22I know, I know.
10:24But, trust it, it's gonna push left.
10:27Okay, I'll go right edge.
10:29I like that.
10:30Nice putt.
10:34Good putt.
10:34Nice putt.
10:35Easy putt, Frank.
10:45You were right.
10:46That's a misread.
10:47I hate to see it.
10:47I gotta just be able to putt that thing, man.
10:49Did it not move at all?
10:50Yeah.
10:51Didn't move at all?
10:52No.
10:54That's on me.
10:55That's on me.
10:58Fuck!
10:59What am I doing?
11:00It's not you.
11:00That's on me.
11:01I fucked you.
11:02He's already yelling at himself.
11:15Oh, the wind's helping.
11:22Yeah.
11:23For us, it could be bad.
11:25I don't know.
11:27Jesus.
11:27Wow.
11:29Gale force wins.
11:34Nice swing.
11:34Hounded.
11:35Good shot.
11:36Thanks.
11:38Good swing.
11:39This way.
11:39Oh.
11:41Did I hit a sprinkler head?
11:43All right.
11:43That's good.
11:44No, you're perfect.
11:46Thanks.
11:50Atta boy.
11:52Could that be in the pond?
11:56Sit.
11:58See it bouncing.
11:59Yeah, you're okay.
11:59Should be all right.
12:00Stopped.
12:00Good drive.
12:02Nice.
12:02Nice ball.
12:03Nice chop.
12:04Nice.
12:09I lost mine over there the other day.
12:13Oh, nice kick.
12:14Good kick to right.
12:14Wow.
12:14Kick to the right.
12:21Sit.
12:24Yeah, perfect.
12:25Good ball.
12:25Sit.
12:26That's fine.
12:27We got three fair, uh, four fairways?
12:29I don't know if I'm in the boys.
12:30Did you kick right?
12:31Really?
12:32I think it hit like the where the road is and went right.
12:35I'm hoping I stayed up.
12:36You're fine.
12:37You're fine.
12:37You're going to be right in the front of it.
12:41Let's go.
12:42This way.
12:43Thanks.
12:44The five of the guy did an 18 yesterday.
12:45You know the.
12:47Going in on 18.
12:48Yeah, 100%.
12:49That's fine, right?
12:50Like a 200 shot.
12:51I think you hit, right?
12:52That high bar five wood.
12:53Yeah, really good.
12:59Fit, maybe?
13:00Or?
13:01No, perfect.
13:02Oh.
13:03That's fine, Rich.
13:04Yep.
13:04Kirk's pretty fucking solid down the middle, but dude, he cannot keep up with your distance.
13:09I know.
13:10It's like the Bryson at Wingfoot thing where it's like you, even if you're in the rough,
13:14you're always going to have just like a wedge in compared to his long iron.
13:17He's gonna be hitting hybrids in.
13:18Correct.
13:23Sounded good.
13:24I didn't see it.
13:27All right.
13:28Oh.
13:28Pretty good spot, dude.
13:29Just short in front of the club down, because I was like, I don't want to deal with the bunkers.
13:33So I hit seven, knowing I wouldn't get there.
13:36Yeah, you're fine.
13:37You're still in a little tripping area.
13:38I think this is just the four iron of my life here.
13:43Wow.
13:44Good one.
13:44I can just hit, sit, sit.
13:46No, it'll be good.
13:47Keep going.
13:48Keep going.
13:48Keep going.
13:49Great shot.
13:50Oh, are you fucking kidding me?
13:52Yes.
13:53That's crazy.
13:56Good miss.
13:58Didn't move.
13:59No.
14:00I was like, as I'm swinging, I'm like, I haven't hit a long iron this week.
14:07Four right.
14:08No, no, sorry.
14:10My bad, my bad, my bad.
14:13I thought it was hooking.
14:14All right.
14:14Good spot, Frank.
14:15Good hit.
14:16You're going to get that up and down.
14:16Yeah, I ended up hitting a five because that wind was so, I should have probably hit a four,
14:20but.
14:20Smart.
14:21Smart.
14:23You once told me, I don't have to hit this shot.
14:26I get to hit this.
14:27Oh, yeah.
14:28I loved that.
14:29Yep.
14:32Sit.
14:33No, that's good.
14:34It's going to spin like a bitch.
14:37Yeah, great shot.
14:38Sit.
14:39Thanks, Prince.
14:40God damn it.
14:41Above the hole though.
14:42I've fucking been above the hole the whole time.
14:44I thought like the way it sounded, I thought it was going to fucking sit.
14:47Yeah, it lost spin, I thought.
14:48All right.
14:48Let's make up and down.
14:49Move to the flag.
14:50Yeah.
14:50Get it.
14:59Chop.
15:01All right.
15:02B. Maybe B minus.
15:04Eh, it's probably a B. We're putting.
15:07I'll pill.
15:07My dad always calls this stuff jism.
15:09I haven't lapped once, but I'm definitely taking it.
15:20Sit down.
15:21Get down.
15:28Fucking bunker over here.
15:29Did I go in the bunker?
15:29No, you're right off the.
15:32Oh, sprinkler head?
15:33Yep.
15:34You want to go Frankie?
15:35Yeah.
15:39It's pretty good.
15:45Yeah, good speed.
15:47I don't see a ton.
15:49Me either.
15:50It's just a speed putt.
15:56Slow down.
15:57It's really good.
15:57Go a little.
15:58Go a little.
15:59Good putt.
16:00Yeah, good putt.
16:00Thanks.
16:01Great flag.
16:02You're good, Kirk.
16:02Nice one.
16:05You can keep it in for me, actually.
16:08You want in?
16:08Yeah, in for me.
16:09Thanks.
16:18Oh!
16:20Is that an eagle?
16:21That's a birdie?
16:23Yeah.
16:24Wow.
16:26Francis.
16:26Wow.
16:27Jesus Christ.
16:28What a putt.
16:29Francis.
16:33Nice putt, dude.
16:34Thanks.
16:39Fine.
16:40Slow down.
16:40Oh, it went that way.
16:41Whoa.
16:44Bad read.
16:46All right, you're all right.
16:46All right.
16:51How'd a boy.
16:52Thanks.
16:52Really good.
16:53Thanks.
16:53Frustrated.
16:54I didn't do that the first hole.
16:55It doesn't matter.
16:56Let's go.
16:59Give me one back.
17:03You missed this.
17:04All right.
17:04All right.
17:04Way to dodge a bullet.
17:06Let's go.
17:07I mean, that's why you can never give up.
17:09This is a massive hole for us.
17:10That was a massive hole for us.
17:12I was in the rough.
17:13He was on in two.
17:14And then I bladed it.
17:15I chunked it over the green.
17:16I really want to just give up.
17:18I'm like, I suck.
17:19Don't ever get down to that level.
17:22This is all the, who knows?
17:23You never know.
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17:37168.
17:39Wind in the face.
17:45That was a gust.
17:46Good.
17:46Good move.
17:48I always wonder, like, what, is that like a club difference?
17:51You know what I mean?
17:51When you feel those gusts, it has to be.
17:53At least.
17:53At least.
17:54This is a good, this is a good two club win.
17:57Yeah.
17:58I mean, I think it's playing like 185.
18:00Die down?
18:02Yeah.
18:03Yep.
18:07Pretty pure strike, Keith.
18:09Yep.
18:09Heads up!
18:10Nah.
18:11He's good, he's good.
18:12All right, good shot.
18:13Good shot.
18:14Thanks.
18:16I think I didn't go seven.
18:18Where'd you hit?
18:18Eight.
18:22That sounded weird.
18:24Safe shot.
18:25Yeah, good ball, Frank.
18:26Way short.
18:27Jesus.
18:28You hitting eggs?
18:31Just off the top.
18:32Yeah, it never was going to get there.
18:33It was a weird sound.
18:34Yeah, I barely made contact.
18:38What, you hit an eight?
18:40No, you hit eight?
18:44I waited for it to die, though.
18:46Yeah.
18:48Good shot.
18:49What'd you hit front, Frank?
18:50Yeah.
18:51Good shot.
18:52Seven?
18:52Seven.
18:54Great shot.
18:58Kirk.
18:58Really.
18:59Ball there.
19:00Get up a little bit, I think.
19:01I don't know.
19:02Get up and kick her eight.
19:03Wow.
19:04Really good shot.
19:05Thanks.
19:05Fucking right.
19:06Really good.
19:07Fucking shot for shot right now.
19:09Let's go.
19:10That's why we play the game, man.
19:14God damn.
19:17Only one down on the sixth tee is what I want.
19:21I'll get one down on the sixth tee.
19:24Bump and run central right here?
19:25For me?
19:27Yeah.
19:28It's wet, too, so I'd run it.
19:29Yeah.
19:30Right?
19:30I mean, I'm trying a little.
19:31What do you got?
19:31I got pitching wet.
19:32I'm going to try it.
19:33I've been somewhat practicing it.
19:34Get a little skip.
19:36Friends, you make this putt in the Docter family.
19:37I have to.
19:40I'm left with no other choice.
19:41Oh, God.
19:42Give their vacation home, at least.
19:48Not their main residence.
19:49That's all.
19:56Shot, Frankie.
19:57Sit.
19:58Oh, God.
19:59Still, even with the rain, they're still pretty fast.
20:01I feel like the wrong side of the green.
20:04I'm such a driving range golfer, man.
20:06Everything with touch, I'm just a fucking.
20:08Yeah.
20:12Go.
20:15Go.
20:15Oh, my God, dude.
20:17Go.
20:18Nice.
20:20Nice camp pot.
20:26Just doesn't go that way.
20:29Pretty good speed, though.
20:31What about that in or out, Kurt?
20:33You can take it out if you guys want.
20:34Yeah.
20:38Oh, my God.
20:39It's like it's uphill in the middle of where you putt from.
20:43Wearing off on you.
20:44You got this.
20:44Knock it in.
20:50Atta, boy.
20:51Find it.
20:52Good pot.
20:52Try it.
20:53Is that good?
20:54Yeah.
21:00Oh, my God.
21:02Good fucking pot.
21:03Putt.
21:16Putt.
21:23Putt, Francis.
21:23It's three.
21:25It's the potting clinic.
21:27It's the potting clinic.
21:30I'm like fucking stomp on it.
21:36We're going to fight.
21:38Did you win that?
21:38Nah, no.
21:39I pushed.
21:42I mean, I was off the green.
21:43He was fucking.
21:44It's great.
21:44It's unbelievable.
21:45What do you think the play here is, Kurt?
21:59For you?
22:01Like a 200-yard shot?
22:03Yeah.
22:03Yeah, then you're fine.
22:04Yeah, you're fine.
22:05I'll do that.
22:09So, it's fine.
22:11Thanks.
22:15Wow.
22:16It didn't go anywhere.
22:18Pretty good wind now, I guess.
22:19It's so, like, that's a scary shot for me.
22:22I don't like it.
22:23The water hailing.
22:24I went in the water the other day up by the creek.
22:28Oh, it's in the water.
22:29Oh, no, it's not.
22:30Yes, it is.
22:31I think it's going to grab it.
22:32Down.
22:32Wow.
22:33You're good.
22:34So bad, it's good.
22:35So bad, it's fine.
22:37It's crazy how bad that was.
22:45All right, it's fine.
22:49Guys, this hole's playing so much different into the wind, like, mentally.
22:51I tried to fucking kill it, and I missed the ball.
22:57Nice shot.
22:57Thanks.
22:58It's going to run forever.
22:59That's the best.
23:00You got stuff in the water.
23:01Beauty.
23:01All right.
23:04You can roll this.
23:06Crazy backstop available.
23:08I'm going right here.
23:09Like, I'm going to just...
23:10You want to go way out right or left?
23:11Way left.
23:11That's what you got to do.
23:12Okay.
23:13Like, I'm telling you, we were chipping balls onto this.
23:15It all funnels down.
23:17Yeah.
23:18So, I mean, 168 with the wind, out of the rough.
23:22Like, a 180 shot?
23:24What are these?
23:25Three down the rigs, did they say?
23:28What are you fucking destroying?
23:31Three down?
23:32Dave's is fucking pounding.
23:34Nope.
23:35Somehow be safe again.
23:39No.
23:40Fuck.
23:41I can't hit this club right now.
23:43It's the second time in a row.
23:44Bro, I'm literally...
23:46I can't even make contact right now.
23:48Tough fly.
23:49If he's smart, he would literally putt this.
23:52Just hammer a putter all the way down to that hill.
23:55Risk nothing.
24:00Oh, no.
24:02Get down.
24:03Down.
24:03Get down.
24:04I'm in my drink right now.
24:05Oh, my God.
24:05That might be wet.
24:06You're going to be short of it.
24:08Oh, no.
24:08It looks like it's all right.
24:09Yep, you're good.
24:10He's going to it right now.
24:11Oh, no.
24:11He's looking down.
24:14There you go.
24:15It's dead.
24:16Down there is all right.
24:16I mean, there should be some fucking communication here.
24:20Like, how hard is it to give me just the sign?
24:23You have to go on that back hill,
24:25just a little left of where the red stake is,
24:28everything funnels to the pin.
24:30Yeah, okay.
24:31You've got a nice, fat spot.
24:33Yeah.
24:40That's a good spot over there.
24:41It's going to kick.
24:44Dude, this is what I'm saying.
24:46If this gets down that second hill, it has a chance to go in.
24:50Do not stop there.
24:51No way.
24:53Oh, my God.
24:54Wait until you see what that's on a ledge.
24:56Great shot, though.
24:57Thanks.
24:57I'm telling you, if it didn't rain, that might be it.
24:59Man, I don't know what the fuck.
25:00I'm playing bad.
25:02Jesus Christ.
25:03Get up.
25:17That's not a bad shot.
25:19Unlucky.
25:19Yeah, I'll take it.
25:20Good shot, Francis.
25:22Thanks.
25:22You want a number?
25:23Yeah, what is it to the pin?
25:25Or just, what does it say generally on your screen up there?
25:28It says 90.
25:2990?
25:30Hold on.
25:30Pin's 93.
25:34Back hill, it's like 98.
25:40Wet.
25:40No.
25:41Yep.
25:44All right.
25:45You're good.
25:46He's in twice.
25:47Yeah.
25:49I mean, I...
25:50Don't say anything.
25:51Yeah, I won't, but...
25:54You could hit this in the water, dude.
25:55Yeah, but I have two in the water.
25:57Don't say anything yet.
26:00That's fine.
26:05Shot.
26:05Oh.
26:14Did that go in?
26:15It went in?
26:16It rolled over.
26:16Oh, yeah.
26:17Frankie, you just went in the water.
26:19I just fucking put one in the water, though.
26:20So did he.
26:21I know, but I have two in.
26:23And so does he.
26:24Or whatever.
26:25You put this close, you get up and down.
26:27Like, come on.
26:29So what am I fucking hitting here?
26:31I went one, two, three, four, five.
26:34I'm hitting six.
26:35He went one, two, three, four.
26:38He's hitting five.
26:39So you're hitting five, I'm hitting six?
26:40I have no...
26:41I hit two in the water.
26:43Two there.
26:44Three.
26:46Four.
26:46Yeah, hitting five.
26:47I went one, two, three, four, five.
26:50I'm hitting six.
26:51You're one more, Frankie, right?
26:52Yeah, yeah.
26:57Really good.
26:59Good shot, Frankie.
27:00Shot, Frank.
27:00If I make that for a seven, he has to make it up and down to win the hole.
27:09That's fucking crazy.
27:11Is this where it went in?
27:18Conceded in the middle of the fairway.
27:22No, he did not.
27:22Oh my god.
27:24Run.
27:24Oh my god.
27:25I wish I was playing one of you guys.
27:31It'd be a fucking three up.
27:32I know.
27:34Crazy.
27:40Really good play.
27:41Wow.
27:42Get in!
27:42Do it!
27:43Come on!
27:44What do you fucking say?
27:46Come on!
27:49Come on!
27:50We got a minifan over there too.
27:52Let's go, baby.
27:55All right, keep an eye on that guy.
28:00Francis, I'd check your brakes.
28:02Did we fucking, did we, uh, like wand that guy?
28:04Good fucking putt.
28:06Good fucking putt there.
28:08That was elite.
28:09Francis, content, don't make this.
28:12The goblin on the bridge will kill you if you hit this.
28:21Don't do it, Francis.
28:22No, no.
28:23Ah, good try.
28:28Good hole, Kirk.
28:29Thanks, Francis.
28:29Nice bird.
28:30Good four, you're good.
28:36God.
28:37Turn in, turn in.
28:38Oh, ah.
28:39You got two putt this?
28:39Putt.
28:40No, you see it, right?
28:41Did you know?
28:42Yeah, that's good.
28:42I mean, basically my putt.
28:44It's an eight.
28:49Oh boy.
28:49Nice putt.
28:50Oh, I really want to make it.
28:52I mean, you got to make me put it.
28:54You got it?
28:55Frankie.
28:55Yep.
29:01All right, all right.
29:01I mean, I wanted to give it.
29:02No, no, you have to make me put that.
29:03An eight, a seven beats an eight.
29:05That is fucking, not good.
29:08Kirk, you said it was going to take everything today.
29:09Yeah.
29:10Does that putt help out in the cause?
29:12I've seen the other scores.
29:13It's a momentum putt.
29:14Francis is playing unbelievable.
29:16Francis is playing well.
29:17He threatened me before the match, but.
29:19What did he say?
29:20He threatened to dox my kids, which is a shit in my butt.
29:24He's a big TV star now, so we'll see.
29:26But we're battling, we're battling.
29:27Francis, why are you doxing his kids?
29:29Well, you know, you got to fight fire with fire.
29:31That's my mentality, right?
29:33Keep fucking fucking...
29:35That's the old days for you.
29:47You're like eight over par right now.
29:49If you had known when we started,
29:51you'd be eight over par through five holes and only down two,
29:54you would have taken that.
29:55Yeah, it's true.
29:57I just got to stop thinking and just fucking play.
29:59It's right there for you.
30:05It's fine.
30:12Yep.
30:18Nice.
30:19Swim Frankie.
30:20Nice.
30:24Yeah, good shot.
30:25Rex, you're okay, right?
30:26Good shot there.
30:28Look at that tree's not low.
30:29Is that tree going to be...
30:30Maybe.
30:30You'll be fine.
30:35Nice.
30:36Nice.
30:37Spot.
30:43Spot on.
30:43Nice.
30:44I don't know.
30:45Does it run...
30:45Is that fairway down there?
30:46Yeah, yeah.
30:46Yeah.
30:46It's going to be on.
30:52Yeah, Francis.
30:54Yeah.
30:56Francis, that's absolutely pipe, dude.
30:58You're fine, right?
30:59Yep.
31:00That's how you answer, man.
31:01Let's go.
31:02Good, good recovery there.
31:05Lose a hole and pipe one down the middle.
31:07I'm not rattled at all.
31:08Beautiful.
31:09Where's the benefit?
31:13Where's our guy?
31:14Yes, though.
31:15His ankle bracelet went off.
31:19Sorry, I got to go home.
31:2345.
31:2345.
31:24Yep.
31:25145.
31:26This is the one that goes up and then up again.
31:28So that's right in like the middle.
31:30Yeah.
31:31So if you went long, it's going to come down.
31:32150.
31:37Yeah.
31:38Well, wind's helping.
31:39Yeah.
31:44Turn.
31:45Turn!
31:48Oh, fuck.
31:48Fuck!
31:49That a boy.
32:00Golf shot.
32:02Shot.
32:02Okay, I'll take it.
32:04I'll take it.
32:05It's really good.
32:09Wasn't the best spot.
32:10Not easy at all.
32:11Up the hill putt.
32:12That's a good shot.
32:16That's a good shot.
32:17Go.
32:18Go.
32:18Ah.
32:19Got advantage, Frankie?
32:20That's not bad, though.
32:21Pretty good.
32:23Pussy.
32:24Just missed it, I think.
32:31Oh, shit.
32:35That's it.
32:36All right.
32:37Bunker back there.
32:38I thought about hitting like a punch.
32:41Just like running it somewhere.
32:42And just be like, just fucking putt it.
32:44Just stay in the fucking hole, dude.
32:46If he keeps this on, it's either going to be up or it's on.
32:50Good shot.
32:51No, I don't think so.
32:52Oh.
32:53Wow.
32:53Whoa.
32:54Good shot.
32:54Really good.
32:55I thought that was over the green.
32:56I thought it was going to be off.
33:04Good shot.
33:08Jesus.
33:09Great shot.
33:09I can't putt from three feet.
33:10Yeah.
33:10Fucking 120.
33:11I'm used to that.
33:15Oh, fucking goddammit.
33:29That's it.
33:30God, it killed it.
33:31That's a good putt.
33:32Yeah.
33:33That's slow, huh?
33:34Yeah.
33:35In or out.
33:36I'll leave it in.
33:37Fuck.
33:38It sucked today.
33:39Goddammit.
33:46Jesus, what am I doing?
33:47What was that?
33:55Ah.
33:58Oh, oh, sorry.
33:59Yeah, oh, oh.
34:00That's good.
34:01It might still be me.
34:03I think it's still me.
34:04Yeah.
34:04That's good.
34:05That's good.
34:14Try.
34:14You're good.
34:22Francis, what an up and down, dude.
34:25That's par.
34:32Putt.
34:33Attaboy.
34:34Putt.
34:35Four.
34:36Way to go, Frank.
34:37That's a good four.
34:38Yaki?
34:39Yep.
34:44Good putt.
34:45Nice.
34:46Good putt.
34:47Good up and down there.
34:55All right.
35:05All right.
35:06You're making him make pucks now.
35:07Yeah.
35:08Come on.
35:09Yeah.
35:10In that hole, I'm happy with.
35:12Good drive.
35:13You were in the driver's seat the whole time.
35:14Yeah.
35:20Fucking bail out.
35:22Be short.
35:23I think it's going to be short.
35:26Ooh.
35:27In it?
35:28Yeah, maybe.
35:33Oh my God, Frank.
35:34Funny room over there.
35:35Eat it.
35:36I just don't have it, man.
35:37Sit.
35:38It's a funnier room.
35:39Yeah.
35:40Fucking cocksucker.
35:41Okay.
35:42I either went over this bunker or I'm in it.
35:44I don't know.
35:45Wow.
35:49Oh, that almost hit the drone.
35:50Almost hit the drone.
35:51That was fucked.
35:52Don't hit the cart path.
35:53I saw a kick.
35:54You did?
35:55I think so.
35:56I didn't bounce up by those bunkers.
35:57Man, there's two.
35:59It's fine.
36:00That might be the Minifan.
36:01That thing might have a fucking missile on it.
36:02Rod is on.
36:03Yeah.
36:04I mean, if I had my game.
36:05I haven't had it all week.
36:06I've been saying it.
36:07Me neither, but mine came out of nowhere.
36:08Yeah.
36:09I was not.
36:10I was not.
36:11I'm saying the way he's putting, I should have beaten him.
36:12He's not playing well.
36:13Just keep hitting one good shot after another.
36:14Yeah.
36:15And you're gonna, good things are gonna happen.
36:16Ah, there's just no room here.
36:17Well, short's not bad, right?
36:18No.
36:19Like that shot you just hit where it runs up, like.
36:20Yeah.
36:21That'd be a good one.
36:22Oh, God damn it.
36:23It's the fucking trap again.
36:24What a fucking place I'd want to miss.
36:25What do you got?
36:26Uh, 42.
36:27What are you gonna hit?
36:28Nine, yeah.
36:29Nine, yeah.
36:30Nine.
36:31Nine.
36:32Nine.
36:33Nine.
36:34Nine.
36:35Nine.
36:36Nine.
36:37Nine.
36:38Nine.
36:39Nine.
36:40Nine.
36:41Nine.
36:42Nine.
36:43Nine.
36:44Nine.
36:45Nine.
36:46Nine.
36:47Nine.
36:48Nine.
36:49Nine.
36:50Nine.
36:51Nine.
36:52Nine.
36:55That was a good swing.
36:57Ah, get up.
36:58Yeah, don't worry.
36:59Stay there, stay there.
37:00Stay there.
37:01Oh, get down.
37:02Stop.
37:03Jesus.
37:04You're good.
37:05It's gonna come right off.
37:06Just off.
37:07Good shot.
37:08Thanks.
37:09You're 109.
37:13Okay.
37:1490 carries the bunker.
37:16Okay.
37:20Get down.
37:21Heads up.
37:22Heads up.
37:23Down.
37:24Heads up.
37:25Okay.
37:26Fuck, that thing flew on me.
37:27I just don't have it.
37:28It's all right.
37:29It's a good hit, man.
37:30It's a good strike.
37:33Oh, Frankie, I'm sculling everything.
37:35That deep?
37:36Yeah.
37:37Gone?
37:38Gone.
37:39Buried in the side of the trap on the lip.
37:41Is that gone?
37:42No.
37:43In the bunker, you're in the lip.
37:44It's brutal.
37:46Why wouldn't I be able to hit that?
37:47What do I do with it?
37:48Like, why am I not hitting that high?
37:50I don't understand it.
37:51Oh, my God.
37:52Jesus fucking Christ.
37:54He's all over the place.
37:55I know it.
37:56I'd like to.
37:57Yeah.
37:58Jesus fucking Christ.
37:59Those two bunker shots.
38:00What the fuck?
38:01Look at his lie.
38:04Rats.
38:17Tough.
38:18Tough assignment.
38:19That's really good shot, Frank.
38:20That is pretty good.
38:21That is pretty good.
38:27I got this one.
38:28Good shot, Frank.
38:28That is pretty good.
38:31Good shot, Frank.
38:32Thanks.
38:35Jesus Christ.
38:37What in the fuck is going on here?
38:47Pretty good there, Francis.
38:48Whoa.
38:49I mean.
38:50Good shot.
38:53Is that five?
38:55I gotta count, hold on.
38:57One there, two deep, three there, four.
38:59Yeah, that looks for five.
39:01Now I gotta make this to stay alive.
39:11Oh my God.
39:13Wow.
39:17Good match.
39:18I thought that was going in.
39:20Good match, brother.
39:20Good match, play well.
39:21Well played, Jim.
39:27Good match.
39:29Whoa.
39:29Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
39:30Slow down.
39:32Now sit.
39:33Someone get that wedge for me?
39:35That is one of the best club tosses I've ever seen in my life.
39:39They're at the top of the trees.
39:40I mean, they sent you a million, so it doesn't fucking matter.
39:45Yeah, I'll just steal another one.
39:47I never even looked, I never even looked, I never saw where that putt went after I hit it.
39:50Dude, it was like one rotation.
39:52I thought it was like 30 feet.
39:53I thought it was going in.
39:54It came so close.
39:57I thought you were like walking it in.
39:59No, I thought you just dead pulled it.
40:12Let me see what I can do here before I fucking.
40:15Yeah, yeah.
40:15I barely have a heartbeat here.
40:24Good putt.
40:25Well done, Frankie.
40:26So that's.
40:27That's a four.
40:29Nice.
40:30Go up and down.
40:31Thanks.
40:32Nice putt.
40:33Thanks.
40:33All right, go get that club.
40:50I knew it.
40:51Right when I woke up, I knew you were going to win.
40:52I did.
40:54And I was talking to Hannah.
40:55She's like, oh, who's playing who?
40:56I was going through it.
40:57I'm like, well, I said, Frank, this is going to murder Kirk.
41:00The way he's playing, you would murder anyone.
41:02You'd beat Riggs.
41:03You'd beat me.
41:04You'd beat fucking Witt.
41:05You're playing great golf.
41:06Thanks, brother.
41:07Even when you're like in situations that it seems like you might make a big number.
41:12You'd chip it to an inch.
41:13The chip was crazy.
41:13You'd make a five.
41:14You'd go to the next hole.
41:15You'd make a birdie.
41:15It's like, you're good.
41:17Only one down now.
41:18You're going to fucking come back here.
41:20Just for your own self.
41:22I'm sure we've won the match.
41:24There's no pressure.
41:25Yeah.
41:25That's gone.
41:31That is a, that's a rig swing usually.
41:36He's short.
41:37How do you know?
41:42That's a great swing.
41:43Nice, Keith.
41:43Ball.
41:44Thanks.
41:45This thing's got to be over, right?
41:47I think they both won up there.
41:49Not one of the great content.
41:53I don't think so.
41:55I mean, you guys did what you could to make it.
41:57Oh, yeah.
41:59Get on the win.
42:00Get two wins this week.
42:02Right?
42:02Hope this thing didn't go over these trees.
42:05No, I don't think it did.
42:08Here.
42:08Just like right over.
42:10Worst captain in Ryder Cup history.
42:13Why?
42:14I got, Francis killed me.
42:15He was awesome.
42:15Francis is evil.
42:17Oh, yeah.
42:17This is what I, you should have seen Dave.
42:19Dave played.
42:20Dave was up.
42:21He would have beaten Whitney.
42:22He would have been one up on me right now.
42:23Did he par that hole?
42:24Yeah.
42:24What?
42:25He didn't play this hole.
42:26Kirk, I lost three.
42:27So we would be even.
42:28Kirk, I lost three holes with a score of a five, on par four, a score of a five, a six, and a seven.
42:33If you had told me before I could have gotten a five, six, and seven, I would have been like, I win easily.
42:37I went bogey to start, double, double, double.
42:44Then, by that time, he's up three, and then pars in, and he just parred them all.
42:50Riggs was good.
42:51I was.
42:51Wish I had played you.
42:52Jesus.
42:53No, Dave wouldn't.
42:53I played well.
42:54For the first five holes, I think I was like two over.
42:56Francis was four up.
42:57I think I went out.
42:58So, I mean, I'm not going to go back to the tee.
43:00I can concede it.
43:01Okay.
43:01Let's go, Jens.
43:02Come on, Jens.
43:03Get a point.
43:03Now we're in this thing.
43:04Now we're in this thing.
43:06So, I'm two down.
43:10Yeah.
43:12Unless you want me to go back to the tee.
43:13Go, go, go, go.
43:15All right.
43:15Come on, Keithy.
43:17Let's go, Keith.
43:18Get us a point.
43:18How many holes are left?
43:20Two.
43:20I just got a tie.
43:21Yeah.
43:22Wait, you should have seen this minifan come out of the woods, dude.
43:37What do you mean?
43:38So, like, you know how you've been telling me about the minifan work?
43:40It was, it was like, you look up.
43:42Where did he come from?
43:43No one knows.
43:44What hole?
43:44Mountain Dew in his hand.
43:46What hole?
43:46The one on the road.
43:47This one, two.
43:49Kirk made a fucking bomb putt, too.
43:51He's like, let's go.
43:52The guy's on the bridge.
43:53Let's fucking go.
43:55It was unbelievable.
43:57How did he get here, Kirk?
43:58Did you know that minifan?
44:00No.
44:00He just showed up.
44:01I don't know who he was.
44:01Dude, there's been two drones flying around.
44:03We think one of them's hit.
44:07Yans, let's get a point here, Yans.
44:08Okay.
44:10Come on, Yans.
44:11Come on, Yans.
44:11You're all we got.
44:13Let's just make this, let's make this match 10 points.
44:18Yes, Yans.
44:18That's it, Yans.
44:19Shot.
44:20Great shot, Yans.
44:21Stay there.
44:23Money.
44:25Right in between them, Yans.
44:26Beautiful.
44:28I can't hit the ball, dude.
44:30Whoa.
44:31All right, we got a point.
44:32Great job.
44:33Great job.
44:34Frankie, we should have played each other.
44:36What was that?
44:37I can't hit the ball.
44:38Me neither could I.
44:39But this, you were playing fine the first five holes.
44:41Something happened.
44:42Oh, oh, now you're, first five holes, I doubled every hole.
44:46Maybe, like, tripled if we really counted them.
44:49Fuck, dude.
44:50I mean, I just hit two balls OB.
44:52So.
44:53Go get a point.
44:54I'm the worst golfer in the world.
44:54Yeah, Keith just got a point.
44:56What's happened to me?
44:57A guy.
44:57In sweatpants.
44:58Can early Sally.
44:59Can early Sally.
45:00In a sweatpants.
45:00He's re-teaming.
45:01What are you wearing sweatpants for?
45:03That was the same miss as the last hole, Frankie.
45:05Same one.
45:05Bro, I'm from Florida.
45:06Why don't you put on a long sleeve?
45:08I had it on.
45:10You look like a minute fan.
45:11You look ridiculous.
45:14I look comfy.
45:16Oh, yeah.
45:18All right.
45:19Frankie.
45:20Hey, you're alive.
45:22Is that your third shot?
45:22Yeah.
45:23Oh, the bunker.
45:24You got him?
45:26Dude, look at his face.
45:28He's got the worst.
45:29His booze face.
45:30The minute fan on the camera.
45:32Oh, let me see.
45:32Let's see.
45:33Dude, screenshot his face.
45:35Zoom in on his face.
45:37Oh, so this guy came out of nowhere.
45:39He's just on the...
45:40Dude, yeah.
45:41Great camera work.
45:42Good job.
45:43No way he's a member here, right?
45:45No.
45:45What?
45:46What's he yelling there?
45:48That's hilarious.
45:48Show me out on the show.
45:50Show me out on the show.
45:52So now, I mean, how the hell are they going to make
45:54this an entertaining video?
45:55I mean, we're just...
45:56Is this over?
45:58Did you concede this or no?
45:59I mean, I hit my...
46:00No, we'll keep going.
46:00Oh, keep going.
46:01Keep going.
46:02I'm sitting three.
46:04Francis, let's just finish this whole...
46:05Yeah, yeah, yeah.
46:06Francis, I went closest to the pin again.
46:09I bogeyed the hole.
46:10Two, three, wiggle?
46:11I made bogey.
46:11I made three.
46:12On three?
46:13How close did you hit it?
46:14I made three.
46:14How close did you hit it?
46:15You made all three of them?
46:17Two.
46:17I got two of them.
46:18Wow.
46:18How close was that one today?
46:20That's what Dave said.
46:21That was pretty good, yeah.
46:22It was kind of up there.
46:23Dude, Max's body is all front.
46:27Yeah, that's true.
46:27It's all front.
46:28You said that earlier.
46:33Oh, golf's really good.
46:35Shot, Frankie.
46:37I mean, the only thing...
46:39The only solace in this is loser talk.
46:40Like, getting killed this bad is like...
46:43Yeah, it's like, whatever.
46:44Like, if we had lost by, like, one or two,
46:47and I had to sit there and be like,
46:48Dave played the life and...
46:51Whitney got...
46:52Oh, man.
46:54We were out of it so fast.
46:57Shot.
46:58Shot, Keith-y.
46:59Here you go, Keith.
47:00That boy.
47:01If I just stick this thing on the hole,
47:03who knows what happens.
47:04Bingo.
47:06That was my best contact I made in two days.
47:08Yeah.
47:09I would say try to get to nine.
47:12Yeah.
47:12That's all you can do.
47:17That a boy.
47:17That's a good swing.
47:19That's a real committed swing.
47:22Great strike.
47:23Oh, nice shot.
47:24Look at who's back.
47:25Look at who decided to show up on the eight pole.
47:32Waco in.
47:35Good shot.
47:36Rudy.
47:38Keith-y.
47:39All right, well, he hit a good one.
47:42I thought the wind was...
47:43I didn't know that there was no room in front of the pin.
47:47I thought the pin was, like, in the middle.
47:48Yeah.
47:49Knock it in, Keith-y.
47:55Sit.
47:55Tap.
47:56Sit.
47:56Tap.
47:56Sit.
47:57Tap.
47:57Sit.
47:58Great roll.
47:58I tapped that thing.
48:00Great putt.
48:01Thanks.
48:01Really good.
48:02Great roll, Keith.
48:10Out.
48:11Travel.
48:12Nice putt.
48:16All right.
48:17You're good.
48:20Great play, brother.
48:21Good job.
48:22It was a pillow fight, but...
48:24Keith, great job, buddy.
48:25Good job, Keith.
48:26Getting us a point.
48:27Frankie, congrats on the job.
48:27Huge point.
48:28Good point.
48:28Good job.
48:29Huge point.
48:30Congrats.
48:31Thanks.
48:32Francis, you had it going, huh?
48:33Today.
48:34All right, Francis, you pick up the win for team breaks.
48:36What were you seeing on the course today?
48:38I know it got a little bit testy at first.
48:40There was some threatening, but how did you lock in and get the win?
48:42I was just trying to control my emotions and my heart rate.
48:45That is the only thing I can do against Kirk.
48:49I woke up feeling calm.
48:50That was when I felt good.
48:53And I think I made a birdie on two that actually really kind of put me in a good spot.
48:59I think that was a big putt for me.
49:02And then how would you overall assess your performance?
49:05The first five holes, I thought I actually played pretty well, all things considered.
49:07I made a good birdie on four from off the green.
49:10I had a good tee shot on three.
49:12I won the closest to the pin.
49:13I made a bogey.
49:14A three putt.
49:14That was big.
49:15Francis, right.
49:15I was in, I won a paring, not par five.
49:18He birdied it on the second hole.
49:20That was big.
49:21Two and three were big.
49:22Francis played really well.
49:23I mean, I can't play as well as he played today.
49:25I mean, I can kind of battle around and do that.
49:27And then I hit a couple of lazy shots.
49:29But Francis got, you know, usually I get him.
49:31But today, he got me.
49:32From two years from now, maybe it'll be different.
49:33Maybe we're on the same team.
49:34Who knows?
49:34I don't even remember how we're on the same team.
49:36I don't know.
49:36We play well.
49:37That team, they just killed us this week.
49:39Do you guys feel like you've grown closer as friends and coworkers?
49:43No, I know.
49:44No?
49:44No, it's not.
49:45It's not.
49:45What kind of a fucking question?
49:47I wanted to see if maybe we could have a kumbaya moment.
49:50Oh, we get along fine.
49:51I don't know.
49:51We get along fine.
49:52No, yeah, no.
49:53But I don't think, you know, Francis made it clear.
49:54This is a business relationship, not a friendship.
49:56I respect that.
49:57Fair.
49:58That's Kurt.
49:59That's Francis.
49:59Thanks, guys.
50:00Appreciate it.
50:00Thanks.
50:01All right.
50:02We're here with Yans.
50:04Mikey, I'll start with you.
50:05Overall, how would you assess your performance today in this matchup against Yans?
50:09Poor.
50:10I think that I battled for a little bit, but in a nine-hole match, I just didn't have it.
50:14So once I felt like I didn't have it, Yans was playing solid enough.
50:18I felt like I gave up on some holes, like the one that I, that water hole where I hit
50:23two in the water and then Yans ended up hitting one in the water.
50:26He beat me with a seven.
50:27I mean, an eight.
50:28Like, those are moments that you got to, like, really lock in, just hit a good recovery shot,
50:31and, like, you're never out of it.
50:32So I think I let my team down a little bit, but they picked me back up, which is the best
50:37part of team game.
50:38And Yano, for you, I mean, really was a tough day for Team Whitney.
50:42This is a good victory.
50:44First of all, did the sweatpants help out a little bit with the...
50:46Sweatpants, yeah.
50:47My blood's a little thin.
50:48I've been living in Florida for, you know, 10 years now.
50:51So it was a little chilly today.
50:53But you know what?
50:54I think the sweats came in clutch, cooled my body down to the perfect temperature.
50:58I was ready to go.
50:59I rolled out of bed and beat me three and one.
51:01I'm crazy.
51:02I mean, that's what you do.
51:03You got to be an athlete sometimes.
51:04You know, there's a difference between professional athletes and YouTubers.
51:08Okay.
51:09Good to know.
51:10Well, congrats on the win.
51:11And overall, appreciate your guys' time.
51:14Thank you, man.
51:14Congrats to Team Riggs.
51:15Yes, sir.
51:15And, yeah, we'll catch you guys maybe in two years.
51:16Yes, sir.
51:17Appreciate it.
51:17Thank you, guys.
51:18I heard you were great.
51:19I was great.
51:20You were better than Whitney.
51:21I was.
51:22What happened to him?
51:23I was great.
51:24He was bad.
51:25He quit the unnamed show.
51:27Yeah, he quit the unnamed show.
51:28He said it's my fault because he doesn't have time to golf.
51:3140 minutes a week.
51:32That's what he said.
51:33He blamed it on me.
51:34We move his schedule around so we can play golf right now.
51:36He's not good.
51:37I mean, from what I saw, not a good golfer.
51:41I'm being honest.
51:42Like, this is what your second round of years.
51:43You don't even see them, right?
51:44Yeah.
51:45Yesterday being one.
51:47Yeah.
51:49Plus, he let me bully him in the pick of the teams.
51:50I mean, that's a bad cap.
51:51That's been a bad cap.
51:52Everything was bad.
51:52This didn't have much drama.
51:55It was a blowout.
51:57I mean, yeah, that's just annihilation.
51:59What's the final score going to be?
51:59What's the final score going to be?
52:01A lot to a little.
52:03That's good.
52:04Letting you take that.
52:05You deserve it.
52:07That's tough to deal with driving home today.
52:10If you lose like that, we got to eat it.
52:11How are they even going to edit these videos?
52:13It's going to be really hard on this day.
52:15It should probably be unreleased.
52:16It should probably be released.
52:17They make the big me edit the whole thing.
52:20Good luck, gentlemen.
52:21Gentlemen, let's go.
52:22Boys, let's have a round.
52:23Come on, beafer.
52:24Let's go, Trent.
52:24Good luck out there.
52:25This is about as even as it gets.
52:27You motherfucker.
52:29I should have hit the range, eh?
52:31All right, we're off.
52:33So I'm going to take it to him, Trent.
52:34Yes, sir.
52:35Oh, shit.
52:35I don't know why you've got to be driving, though.
52:47Fucking putt.
52:47Fucking putt.
52:49Fucking putt.
52:51Four, Biz.
52:55Yeah, baby.
52:56Let's go.
52:57Daddy.
52:58We got an action, man.
53:00All right, folks.
53:00We have made it to the final group of singles match play.
53:05Nope.
53:06In the water?
53:07All right.
53:08I'm conceding.
53:08Fuck this.
53:09Okay.
53:13Nope.
53:16Nope.
53:16You're good, Sass.
53:19I couldn't get it out.
53:20Oh, you conceded?
53:21Yeah.
53:21Okay.
53:22You were in the water, right?
53:24I was in the water, yeah.
53:27That's a double concede.
53:30Double concede.
53:31Double concede is crazy.
53:33It's on camera.
53:35Stop.
53:37I like it.
53:38I like it.
53:39Stop.
53:39I love it.
53:41Oh.
53:43Oh, my God.
53:44Nice shot, though.
53:45That was a great putt.
53:52That's a full club.
53:54So no good good.
53:54No good good.
53:58Good putt.
53:59Is my good?
54:00No.
54:00Hank and PFT are in a dog fight.
54:04Yeah.
54:05Oh, they are.
54:05They're all square.
54:06They're all square.
54:06They're coming up on this tee box.
54:07God.
54:07Yeah.
54:07Hey.
54:08You might melt if it goes to a playoff.
54:10Yeah.
54:12Definitely.
54:12Yeah.
54:14How long do we have to watch you celebrate for?
54:16Well, there's no, this is like anti-climatic, so it's not going to be some huge celebration.
54:21All right, folks, we have reached the conclusion of the 2025 Ryder Cup presented by Body Armor.
54:26And before we get into the final trophy presentation, we do have to give a shout out, first and foremost,
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54:45Also, shout out to Roback as well.
54:47Boys, it was an absolute shellacking.
54:50And folks, Team Riggs, by the score of 11.5 to 4.5, you win it all.
54:55Riggs, come get your trophy.
55:00Anything you'd like to say to the people?
55:01I just, I'd like to thank Team Whitney for coming.
55:04So, very friendly of you guys to show up.
55:07But this is a team victory.
55:09We, from the draft on, had great chemistry.
55:12Boys, enjoy it together.
55:14Yeah!
55:15All right.
55:16Yeah.
55:17Yeah.
55:18Whitney, do you have any remarks that you want to make on behalf of your team?
55:21Yeah, I want to apologize on behalf of our team.
55:24But that starts with me.
55:25And I've said this to a couple different cameras.
55:27It's just, it's one of the worst feelings in the world.
55:30To get thumped, to be the leader of that, to get thumped individually, it was just a shit
55:35kicking, like you said.
55:36And looking back now, it's nothing but disappointment.
55:38I got a long ride home where it's, I told these guys I apologize.
55:42They're great, great players, great teammates.
55:44But in the end, it was on me.
55:46And I suck.
55:47And we haven't played a lot of golf.
55:49No.
55:50We just finished the hockey season.
55:51I've played horrible.
55:52A few months of hockey.
55:52I mean, what are you, these guys grinded.
55:55Maybe I do something different with the pairing.
55:57I wouldn't change the draft.
55:58Maybe I'll let Kirk run the draft.
56:00Shut the fuck up, dude.
56:02It probably doesn't make sense saying that out loud, but.
56:05PFT had a bad back, too.
56:06PFT had hurt his back.
56:07Dave's making you work too much.
56:09I work too much?
56:11You know, I got to play golf.
56:12Congrats to these guys.
56:13They played great.
56:14Well, Dave, going to you, there's a little, is there a bet involved?
56:18Is there some type of cash prize?
56:19Yeah, so we agreed before the tournament.
56:22We have a $80,000 bet that Riggs will have final say on.
56:28So it'll be either everyone's getting $20,000, or it depends.
56:31They can go minus $200,000.
56:33We'll do it on DraftKings.
56:34But, yeah, $20,000 a man, hopefully we walk out of this thing with.
56:38Perfect.
56:38Well, I do have one more thing to sweeten the pot a little bit for our winning team.
56:42Thanks to Diamonds Direct, you can go up and grab any piece of jewelry that you want from this table.
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56:47Jerry.
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56:50Jerry wants first dibs.
56:52You earned it, Jerry.
56:54Beef, you're a watch guy.
56:55Get in there.
56:56Take a watch guy.
56:56Something with a fat bracelet.
56:58Beef, get in there.
56:59Diamonds Direct, more than just engagement rings.
57:02Go-to for watches, chains.
57:04These are ball markers?
57:05Are these ball markers?
57:06Are these ball markers?
57:08Are these ball markers?
57:09Yeah.
57:09This is sick.
57:12There you go.
57:14All right, folks, well, that's going to do it for the 2025 Barstool Writer Cup.
57:19Thank you to the staff, thank you to all of our competitors, and thank you for watching.
57:22We'll catch you maybe in two years.
57:24We'll see.
57:24But for now, this has been Conor Griffin signing off.
57:27Thanks for watching.
57:29Oh, there's a...
57:30Oh, we can drink on...
57:31I kissed it.
57:33We got a drink on it.
57:34Oh, yeah, we're going to hammer it off.
57:36We'll see you next time.
58:06We'll see you next time.
58:19Bye.
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