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Byker Grove (1989) S11E15
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00:30Sida, wait for us, please.
00:46Well, if you haven't bought enough for a month, then you might be able to manage.
00:49Yeah, I'll take one.
00:51I'll tell you what, pet, why do you want to give me all your bags?
00:54And Sida and give you a piggy bath?
00:56Me trolley's broken, it's not my fault.
00:58No, like you, chucking up for the past three hours.
01:01She couldn't help being air safe.
01:03You could have took some tablets.
01:04I've never flown before.
01:06You get ill on the bus, man.
01:08Stop it.
01:10Hello, good morning.
01:11The future of a best-selling...
01:12Keep away from that, William.
01:13I've run a check, he's got a record.
01:16Why, what's he done?
01:17Shot the Queen.
01:17All I'm saying is, you don't mix with criminals.
01:21Especially if you want to get on the force.
01:23It's legal to do.
01:24A police search on somebody for your own use, isn't it?
01:26I'm only trying to stop you falling into bad company.
01:28You mean like people who do illegal searches?
01:30If I don't get out with you soon, I think I'm going to go mad.
01:38We came together, we stick together.
01:40I wish she hadn't come.
01:42What?
01:43Can't you just forget about what happened?
01:44No.
01:45She said I was a criminal.
01:47Now we've got to hang around for hours because of her.
01:49By the time we get to the hotel, it's going to be time to come home again.
01:52This is brilliant.
01:54Me back's been left on the tarmac and it won't be delivered for two days.
01:57So what?
01:58You've got six more.
01:59Like one's going to matter.
02:01Matter?
02:01It's got all me swim stuff in, me sun creams and everything.
02:04Just wear your pens and go topless, nobody'll notice.
02:07You're not funny.
02:08You could borrow one of my costumes.
02:11Some wear in one of your suits.
02:12Well, bang goes me chances of pulling then.
02:16Should we find the bus?
02:18Okay.
02:19Jeff!
02:20Jeff!
02:21Matt had an idea.
02:23Nearly gave us a heart attack.
02:24We could start a nest watch.
02:25Make sure no one steals the eggs.
02:27What, you want to sleep up in the rafters?
02:28No, no.
02:29The house would fly off.
02:30They felt threatened.
02:31We could come outside.
02:33He's got a tent.
02:33Oh, and what do you do when people start asking why you're hanging out all day and all night?
02:38This is a secret.
02:39I could come by the pond.
02:40See I'm studying nighttime aquatics.
02:42No one will know what I'm on about.
02:44Something to put those toasters to me.
02:46Hey, brother.
02:49Are you finished?
02:50Yeah, all done.
02:51Okay, you can go.
02:53Liam, I want you back by five.
02:55Why me?
02:56Because...
02:57Wait, I'm off.
03:00You ought to think yourself lucky you're allowed out.
03:04Are you going to get dressed?
03:07Ugh, what for?
03:09I've got nowhere to go.
03:10I know how much the groove meant to you.
03:12But that doesn't mean you should stew in your own juices.
03:15What else can I do on a Saturday?
03:17When my only mates are replaced, I can't go.
03:19Have you thought about looking for a job?
03:20Aye, aye.
03:21I couldn't ask about it.
03:22I've got plenty of astronauts.
03:23Hey, Jack, sometimes in life, you've just got to move on.
03:26You might not think it, but getting bored from the grove, it could be a good thing.
03:35Are they okay?
03:36Shh.
03:39I think they're fine.
03:40Oh, well, this looks fun.
03:54Let's just get there.
03:57She's not here for one thing anyway.
03:58I don't believe what my dad's done.
04:19He's only checked you out on the police computer.
04:21Now he says I've got to stay away from you.
04:22Well, what's he been done for?
04:25Not cleaning the bath properly in the build-up area.
04:27All right, Lance.
04:29Oh, good.
04:29The four must get to yours.
04:31Greg, the toilet's need doing.
04:32You too?
04:33Polishing dusters.
04:35Ollie, come to the bins.
04:37We're already doing chores at home.
04:38Oh, you do the crime, you do the time.
04:40Look, we were protecting that, right?
04:42Aye.
04:42How long's this going to go on for?
04:44What if you've proven you can be trusted?
04:45I know how you can get Jeff to let you do the hell watch.
04:49How?
04:50Greg's got some walkie-talkies.
04:52You could use one of them to radio us if anything happened.
04:54Then I could send me dad over.
04:56Worth a try.
04:56Save it and have a borrow.
04:57But remember, the hells are just between us.
05:00I know.
05:01Room 327.
05:03Thanks.
05:03Um, sorry, gratis.
05:05Another.
05:05What?
05:06You don't know where it is?
05:07Do you mean you've lost it?
05:08Oh, well, that's great, that is.
05:12What's this?
05:12International Lou Shares Luggage Week!
05:14Another bag gone walkies at the street.
05:16You'd be lucky if you left with a toothbrush.
05:18It wouldn't be funny if it was your bag.
05:20Just find me bag.
05:21Well, it isn't, is it?
05:23That bag had all me lush stuff in.
05:25It had me make-up, me lippy, everything.
05:27Can you speak English?
05:29I am speaking English!
05:30I didn't think you'd come round.
05:32I thought you were still mad at us.
05:33Well, of course I'm mad at you.
05:34You could have killed Regina and her mates.
05:36It was an accident.
05:37What?
05:38You was in a dodgy firework having no brain?
05:40I don't know what I was thinking.
05:41It was just that lot winds up.
05:44Do you think Geoff was too hard on you?
05:47No.
05:47So what now?
05:48Lou reckons I should get a job.
05:50Like what?
05:50I wish I knew.
05:51Why don't you make a list of the things that you're good at
05:53and then match that up to a job?
05:55I'm glad to see somebody's getting them organised.
05:57Come on, we're off to the job centre.
05:59Can't I go tomorrow?
06:00There's no time like the present.
06:02Isn't that right, Therese?
06:03I don't care, you're not getting it.
06:27We didn't get off to a very good start, did we?
06:40No, not really.
06:42Well, I like a man who's not afraid to get his hands dirty.
06:45What do you think?
06:46Yep, looks like you've finally found a talent.
06:48Good.
06:49Because we're only doing it because of you.
06:51Well, it's just worth it.
06:52Well, polishing maybe.
06:54But cleaning the gutter, we'll be pushing it.
06:56Can you end up and go off?
06:58Well, not really.
07:00Five minutes.
07:02Cheers.
07:05Having fun?
07:06No.
07:07Where are they off to?
07:09Snog break.
07:11Ooh.
07:12Craig!
07:14This is a girl's freezer.
07:16Can I borrow your waltry tartries?
07:17What do you want them for?
07:19I can't tell you.
07:20Then I can't lend them.
07:21You never use them.
07:22What the fool?
07:24Then I'm busy.
07:28I need more hangers.
07:31See that she has nicked your hangers.
07:41And where are you going to put those?
07:42In here.
07:44And where's where you put ours?
07:47Search me.
07:48See that she has filled the wardrobe with her shoes.
07:52Mommy, I'll be in a minute.
07:55Oh.
07:55What did you bring those for?
07:57To wear?
07:58To rub me nose in it?
08:01What are you doing?
08:03I'm putting them on the balcony.
08:04Get out the main.
08:10I'm off to the beach.
08:11See yous later.
08:11Wait for it.
08:12Oh.
08:16Wait for it.
08:23The Harry fan club is in the building.
08:25At least I've got one.
08:26Hiya.
08:27Have you sought a gig for us yet?
08:29Gig?
08:30You know, for me to come and help.
08:31Oh, no.
08:32No, not yet.
08:33Hiya.
08:35It's Natty, no friends.
08:36Oh, just because Liam's got good taste, it's not my fault.
08:40I've hardly seen you.
08:41You're always gigging.
08:42I'm not now.
08:43I hope he's worth it.
08:44Yeah, he is worth it, actually.
08:46Yeah, well, at least I've not abandoned Harry.
08:48Claire?
08:48You know what, Claire?
08:49I hope you're very happy together.
08:51Is there anyone in?
08:57Has the aquatic life study coming on?
08:59Pretty good.
09:00Eh, that's water in the green stuffed algae.
09:04I reckon I'll find the Loch Ness Monster by midnight.
09:07Have they got the walkie-talkies?
09:09Not yet.
09:10I will, though.
09:10I said I'd give them a demo.
09:14Right.
09:14Where are they?
09:15Eh.
09:16Back at base camp on charge.
09:17They'll be ready for testing around five.
09:19Really?
09:20Eh.
09:20Yeah.
09:21Yeah, sure.
09:23Right.
09:23I'll come back then.
09:27I'll sort it.
09:28We'll have to sort something out anyway.
09:30They've only got me mum and dad to agree to one night in any case.
09:33Do you think yours would?
09:34I doubt it.
09:35I'll sort the walkie-talkies out.
09:40What are you doing?
09:44It's probably spying for Jeff.
09:48Right.
09:49You can't see your game then?
09:49Do you think there's anybody here who's not married at under 12?
10:08Probably.
10:09Probably.
10:10Great.
10:10What we meant to do on a family resort.
10:13Well, why don't you join the Teddy Turtle Club?
10:15I hear there's a sandcastle competition this afternoon.
10:20Where's the talent then?
10:23Matt.
10:24Matt.
10:24Maybe.
10:25Maybe.
10:25Maybe.
10:25Sorry.
10:27But I've got them.
10:28And some new batteries.
10:30They're toys.
10:31They work really well.
10:33Honest.
10:34Set?
10:35Yeah, yeah.
10:36You got the radios?
10:37Yep.
10:38They don't know what you mean by me.
10:40They've got a fantastic range.
10:42Hossie.
10:52Hossie.
10:54Is it Cedar?
10:57Yeah.
10:57Why do boys get so soppy?
11:00I get two tickets to go to Jamaica, the most beautiful place in the world,
11:04and she dumps me and goes off to some tacky resort in Spain.
11:07So go to Jamaica?
11:09If it's so beautiful, maybe you'll meet a beautiful person when you're there.
11:15And I can use your spare ticket.
11:17You pretend you've taken your little sis on holiday,
11:20and everyone will think, what a nice boy, bound to work.
11:24Well, don't pack your bucket and spade.
11:25I can cash Seater's ticket and get some spending money.
11:28But my company's worth far more.
11:30Oh, but they'd miss you here. I couldn't be responsible for that.
11:34Spoiler sport.
11:35That's the nicest thing anybody's called me for a long time.
11:39Oh, sorry. I've left me bag in the hotel.
11:43You seem to be leaving bags everywhere in the day.
11:45Ha, ha.
11:46Gracias, señorita.
11:48I don't think I'll be having very many of these.
11:51Why not? It's legal. So I'm going to get smashed.
11:54Just because it's legal doesn't mean you have to overdo it.
11:57Oh, yes, it does. I'm drinking to forget.
11:59Forget what?
12:00Forget that I'm on holiday with you.
12:02Greenwatch one.
12:13Greenwatch leader.
12:14Greenwatch leader receiving loudon.
12:16Clear over.
12:18Clear as a bear.
12:20Where is she?
12:21Greenwatch one.
12:23Where are you over?
12:24Em, in the girls' toilets.
12:26What?
12:28Shh.
12:29Strange things.
12:32That's passing through a four-foot wall, is that?
12:35What, Kayleigh?
12:37Oh, great. All English grub.
12:40Yeah, really authentic Spain.
12:43Why you don't want to eat something if you don't know what's in it?
12:46Ever heard of adventure?
12:48I've heard of steak and chips.
12:50Can you just order anything?
12:52I feel sick.
12:54You've drank too much.
12:56No, I haven't.
12:57I'm stone-cold sober.
12:59See it, red lorry, yellow lorry.
13:01I can do it when I'm sober.
13:03Shall we get a giraffe of wine?
13:07A carafe.
13:09Carafe, giraffe, as long as it's wine.
13:12Well, I'm having a mineral water.
13:15Oh, party.
13:16Grona, you might want to try it.
13:19If it's a cocktail, I'll have two.
13:24Matt and Nicky, dear, receive over.
13:29Matt?
13:30Can you hear us?
13:31Matt?
13:32Nicky, you're breaking up.
13:35Matt?
13:37Is that better?
13:39Yeah, that's a lot clearer.
13:41Said you couldn't use them, didn't I?
13:43Get off!
13:44This is car 41, pick up at Mount Pleasant Avenue.
13:47Nicky?
13:48This is flight Alpha Tango.
13:50I'll request permission from emergency man.
13:51Stop it!
13:52You think you're so clever.
13:53I'll have the other one back tomorrow.
13:55Greg!
13:56You want me to trust you and my stuff, but you won't trust me?
13:58I can't.
13:59Fine.
14:00OK, I'll tell you.
14:02These two friends again?
14:03No.
14:04Just happy.
14:05Drunk more like.
14:06Why are we going to bed anyway?
14:07I know she'll be out partying.
14:08We haven't slept in almost 36 hours.
14:09Yeah, and I need to save all my energy for all the men.
14:10I'm going to meet tomorrow.
14:11Well, I hope they've got some money, because I've spent the bomb.
14:12Well, don't come run to me when you've run out.
14:13Ooooooooh!
14:14Suda, are you asleep yet?
14:16Yes.
14:17Suda, can we do it for you?
14:20I need to do it for you.
14:21The room is going to go.
14:22Right?
14:23We just don't get back.
14:24The room is good for you, should you get back to your room?
14:27Well, I don't know who's been left sitting here.
14:29You have to be right away.
14:30I know she'll be out partying.
14:31We haven't slept in almost 36 hours.
14:33Yeah, and I need to save all my energy for all the men I'm going to meet tomorrow.
14:35Well, I hope they've got the money, because I've spent the bomb.
14:36Well, don't come run to me when you've run out.
14:38Sita, are you asleep yet?
14:41Yes.
14:42Sita, current snoring.
14:44I'm not.
14:47Why don't we just shut up and get some sleep?
14:50Well, I would be chaste jubbering on.
14:53Good night.
14:55Good night, Sita.
14:56Good night, Sita.
15:03Good night, John Bart.
15:05Good night, Mary Ellen.
15:07Shut up, man.
15:08Matt?
15:25Matt?
15:29Yeah, this is having some strange frequency problem.
15:32It was me Pratt brother.
15:33Did you get rid of him?
15:34Yeah, but I had to tell him about the owls.
15:35Or he wouldn't let us keep the radios.
15:38Great.
15:38I didn't tell him about the eggs, though.
15:41I'd like a refund on this ticket, please.
15:44She must be mad.
15:46Most people would give anything to go to Jamaica.
15:49Especially with me.
15:50Are you two getting up today?
15:56Go away.
15:58Well, you missed breakfast.
16:00I don't want to eat again.
16:02I need coffee.
16:03I told you not to drink.
16:05She was forcing us.
16:06I was not.
16:08Well, I'm going to the beach.
16:09You know that yellow stuff between the sea and the promenade?
16:11Oh, can you not wait?
16:13No.
16:16Oh, what are you?
16:17Can't look.
16:18You.
16:20Me?
16:20You're the criminal.
16:22You know what happened.
16:24I what you told us.
16:26Do you know what I like about you, Shane?
16:28What?
16:29Nothing.
16:30What's the point?
16:49Oh, look who it is.
16:50I thought you only came out at night.
16:52What?
16:53Can we come birdwatching with you?
16:54Sounds like you and Matt have a real hoot.
16:56Who told you?
16:58Oh, looks like we've ruffled our feathers.
17:01I'll kill him.
17:04Where's she?
17:06Don't know.
17:07Don't care.
17:07I wish she'd stop fighting.
17:09Well, she started it.
17:10She accused us.
17:11Oh, right, but it's in the past now, isn't it?
17:14Well, isn't it?
17:15If you see so.
17:17I want to enjoy my holiday, not referee a grudge match.
17:22Leave without us.
17:23Well, she said she was going to the beach, so I found her.
17:26Oh, well, aren't you clever?
17:28Well, actually, I am much cleverer than you.
17:29Don't start.
17:30I wouldn't waste me breath.
17:32I wouldn't waste me time.
17:33Stop it now.
17:35Sit down.
17:36Can I borrow some of your suntan lotion, please?
17:38Well, mine's a no factor.
17:39You're better off borrowing some of Karen's.
17:41She's not borrowing any of mine.
17:43I wouldn't want to.
17:45Right.
17:45If this doesn't stop now, I'm off.
17:47Get it.
17:48On the plane.
17:49And you two can have the whole of Spain to fight in.
17:51All right, then.
17:55She can borrow some.
17:56Who's she?
17:58Cheryl, would you like to borrow my suntan lotion?
18:01Yes, please, Karen.
18:02That would be very nice of you.
18:03Would you like us to put it on for you as well?
18:15No, it's OK.
18:16No, no.
18:17We mustn't be too careful.
18:19We'll best get you covered up.
18:20We'll start with your bath.
18:21That always burns first.
18:23It smells a bit funny.
18:30It's organic.
18:31It's very expensive.
18:39I've been looking for you.
18:40You told Liam and Ben, didn't you?
18:42No, I didn't.
18:44Then how come Liam knows?
18:45I saw him and Ben earlier.
18:47They made a joke about what a hoot me and Matt must be having.
18:49All right, I told Liam and Ben.
18:50But they don't care.
18:51The fewer people that know, the less chance the hell's being disturbed.
18:54So tell that lot to keep the mouth shut,
18:56or I'm telling Dad about Geoff's letter.
18:59What letter?
19:16Cher, wake up.
19:18What?
19:19Ah, it's Ben.
19:20Hurry up.
19:21Ah, ah, ah.
19:22Get this thing.
19:22We're back.
19:24Ah.
19:24Ow.
19:26Ah.
19:27Ow.
19:28Ah.
19:29Ah.
19:31Ooh.
19:32Ah.
19:32Ooh.
19:34I'm going to get up with that.
19:39Where was it started it?
19:40Was it you?
19:41Or was it that Liam?
19:42No.
19:44Look, tell me and I can help you.
19:46I came up with a man.
19:47Yeah.
19:47I've got a knee.
19:48I can't see you again.
19:49He's a friend.
19:51Hey.
19:51Hiya.
19:52Hiya, Greg.
19:53Want again football?
19:54No chance.
20:01Ooh.
20:02Ooh.
20:02Ah.
20:03It will soon fade.
20:05Is everything OK?
20:07Look what you've done.
20:08Oh, you're all right.
20:10You want to watch your back?
20:11I'd rather watch yours. It's funnier.
20:16Do you think you're funny? Get this for a joke. I'm going home. Sit there, you can't.
20:24I promise. Do you think Cher wants to make up? She could have ended up in hospital and you're supposed to be a mate.
20:31She said I was a crook and you won't let that go.
20:33We've been friends for years and the two of yous are gonna split us up over one stupid thing.
20:37I've had enough of both of yous. These are just as bad as joke.
20:41Please see, that was only messing and apologised to her.
20:45One last chance and that's it.
20:49Alright, Nikki told us about your dad losing it.
20:51Yeah, and she told you it was her fault. Nikki?
20:53She told Dad about Jeff's letter. She grasped you up?
20:55Well, she'd do anything to protect her owls and that weirdo Matt.
21:01I've called a truce. Are you happy with that?
21:04Alright, let's start over again. This is where we're going tomorrow. The real Spain.
21:10Well, can we go clubbing tonight then?
21:12Yeah, why not?
21:16I'm totally sick of it. Nikki gets all the attention. She can't put a foot wrong.
21:19I helped Matt and I get Jeff and Darren back.
21:21We're all in the same boat.
21:22It's different for me. My dad thinks it's your fault.
21:25You think what he likes?
21:26She's gonna pay for this.
21:27Nah, I wouldn't get into any more bother.
21:29No. I wouldn't let her see how it feels for a change.
21:32What do you have in mind?
21:34Hi.
21:41Hi.
21:55Party!
22:14Hugo, I'll keep watching.
22:25What time is it?
22:28Half nine.
22:30It might liven up later, eh?
22:39Oh, no.
22:55You're supposed to be keeping watch.
23:01Yeah, well, nature call.
23:03You never said there was eggs.
23:05So what are you doing?
23:06Well, the owls flew off.
23:07What was I supposed to do?
23:08Leave the eggs there.
23:10Come on, let's get out of here.
23:20Did you see that man?
23:21It was like watching your dad dance.
23:23And that music, how old?
23:25I could do.
23:26I mean, come on.
23:27You're still a new reaction.
23:28I've been to lively at funerals.
23:33Who ordered room service?
23:35They don't do room service.
23:38Maybe it's an axe murderer.
23:41You won't sit, I will cover you.
23:51Hi.
23:53I don't believe this.
23:56I don't believe this.
23:58God bless.
24:09Follow the mic.
24:11Yeah.
24:13This is Michael's.
24:18Bicoboo
24:20Bicoboo
24:22Bicoboo
24:24Yeah!