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Byker Grove (1989) S11E01
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00:00Biker, biker, biker, biker, biker, biker
00:30Giorg
00:36I told her not to go up there but she wouldnt listen to us and she still went up
00:39Regina, what are you doing? Get out from there
00:42There is only a bit more
00:43Regina no!
00:45Look at that
00:46Well dont just look at it and you help us secure it up
00:49Jeff, Jeff, Jeff, Regina's fell off roof
00:52She is what?
00:55Regina!
00:56That was lucky
00:57Are you alright?
00:58Yeah
00:59What were you doing up there?
01:00I was fixing the gutter.
01:02You could have been badly hurt worse.
01:04Don't you ever do anything like that again.
01:06The roof is out of bounds for a reason.
01:09Sorry, Sarah.
01:10Is she all right?
01:11Yeah, no thanks to you.
01:12What do you mean?
01:13She was trying to fix the gutter.
01:15I asked you how to do it days ago.
01:17Why'd you have that time?
01:18Like everything else around here, the whole place is falling apart.
01:21Come on, Regina.
01:22Let's get you inside.
01:23Get a proper look at you.
01:25It's been FM's Morning Madness.
01:27You all done, then?
01:29Yeah.
01:32I'll do it, though.
01:33Well, there's only a couple.
01:34No trouble.
01:35Well, one of you better do them, or we'll be here all day, won't we?
01:38I'll do them.
01:39All right, love.
01:43I'll pick you up this afternoon after your counselling session, all right?
01:46Thanks, Dad.
01:51All you have to do is stand up and go and tell them what happened.
01:54I think his step-dad stood there watching you.
01:56He can't get at you.
01:57I can't believe he's saying he didn't do it.
02:00Well, we'll just have to make sure he doesn't get away with it.
02:02Come on.
02:04She's okay.
02:06Jeff.
02:07What?
02:08I'm talking to you.
02:09I said Regina's okay.
02:11Oh, yeah.
02:12Good.
02:14Is that all you can say?
02:15She could have been killed.
02:17Yeah, right.
02:17I'm sorry.
02:18What's got into you?
02:19There's jobs need doing all over the grove.
02:22I'll do them.
02:23When?
02:24Sean, one of them lose one flush.
02:26Oh, don't tell me.
02:27Tell him.
02:29You want pop-up?
02:30No, I can't.
02:31I said see Harry.
02:32Come on.
02:33I promise I won't thrash you by too many.
02:35Aye, some chance.
02:36Easy to see.
02:37You've got to prove it on the table.
02:38Don't worry, I will.
02:39You're on.
02:40Oh, look, it's the girl who likes a smile.
02:44It's happy, Harry.
02:45You can always give us a hand.
02:47Oh, is it heavy?
02:48Well, what does it look like?
02:50Where's Ben?
02:51Looks like a job for a man to me.
02:52Has he let you down?
02:54I don't blame him.
02:55You two can always give us a hand.
02:57Oh, if only we could.
02:58We would.
03:04Sean, what's wrong with Jeff?
03:06Why?
03:06He's usually running around trying to sort everything out,
03:09but he doesn't seem to be bothered any more.
03:11I know.
03:12Don't you worry about Jeff.
03:13I'll sort him out.
03:14What about you?
03:15You sure you're OK?
03:16Yeah, I'm fine.
03:17Don't you ever do anything like that again, do you?
03:20Where's Ben?
03:21Don't start.
03:22When I thought you were meeting him,
03:24he didn't turn up.
03:27Come on, Ben, we're on.
03:28Right.
03:32Because playing pool with his mates
03:33is more important than meeting me.
03:37Oh, Jeff.
03:37Hold start.
03:40See?
03:40We've got to fix the loo.
03:41We need to talk.
03:42It's an emergency.
03:46There you go.
03:47Thanks, Jack.
03:49Oh, don't they make a lovely couple?
03:51Oh, what do you think his secret is?
03:53Oh, I think it's his animal magnetism.
03:56Oh, what animal's that, then?
03:58I don't know.
03:59Hamster, I think.
04:00Why do you just have to have a go at everyone?
04:02Now share.
04:03I think you've upset him.
04:05Get lost.
04:06Come on, Jack.
04:08Oh, my bon people.
04:10And hamsters.
04:12How are you getting on?
04:14You know how long I've worked for you?
04:1611 years.
04:17Exactly.
04:18I don't see the point.
04:20I wanted more than this out of life.
04:22You should be proud.
04:24The kids here love you.
04:26There wouldn't still be a growth if it wasn't for you.
04:28I haven't made any difference.
04:29Oh, you don't mean that.
04:31Maybe not, but what's the point?
04:33I used to have dreams.
04:34Well, everybody does.
04:36When I was 20, I had plans.
04:38I was going to go backpacking to India.
04:41What happened?
04:41I never got any further than going for a curry on a Friday night.
04:47Funny, eh?
04:49I reckon that's all I am, a joke.
04:50No, you're not.
04:52You spend your life dreaming about the future,
04:55and one morning you wake up, it's all in the past.
04:57Oh, Jeff.
05:02Didn't you clear the place before you started?
05:05Sorry.
05:06Those old folk tend to forget things.
05:08So, do you have to ask Harry for permission to do everything?
05:11I don't have to ask her anything.
05:15Really?
05:16I'm a free agent.
05:19I do what I like.
05:21So, does this mean that you're not going out there anymore?
05:28Well, are you, aren't you?
05:31Aye, of course I am.
05:32But I'm doing what I like at the same time.
05:35Right, now have you told Harry this?
05:38Well, I might have.
05:39Do us a favour, mate.
05:41Make sure I'm not yelling you do,
05:42because I hate the sight of blood.
05:46We think you're being really great, you know.
05:48Yeah.
05:49What about?
05:50About Ben.
05:51You know, not being possessive
05:53when he prefers to play pool with his mates.
05:55Rather than help you.
05:56Lots of girls would feel rejected.
05:58Oh, they would, you know.
05:59And you'd know, would you?
06:00Just trying to help.
06:01Well, you can stop it.
06:03Yeah, you heard her.
06:04Oh, touchy.
06:08I know what's the matter with Jeff.
06:10Yeah, how come?
06:11I can say things in people.
06:13I'm sensitive.
06:14What's the matter with him, then?
06:15It's called midlife crisis.
06:17Me uncle George had it.
06:18Midlife crisis?
06:19What's that?
06:20Me uncle George was dead boring
06:22until after his 40th birthday,
06:24he went all weird.
06:25He turned up in the local pub
06:26and begged Barmy to run away with him.
06:28What happened?
06:29He got banned from the pub.
06:30Me auntie Nellie killed him.
06:32What's this got to do with Jeff?
06:34It's what happens to middle-aged men.
06:36They get all desperate.
06:37They think they're old.
06:38They are old.
06:39We've got to make them feel young again.
06:41How do we do that?
06:42I don't know,
06:43but there's got to be something we can do.
06:48Quiet, listen, everybody.
06:50Quiet!
06:52I've got a problem.
06:54Speak for yourself.
06:54This is serious.
06:56Jeff's not well
06:57and we've got to help them.
06:58Why?
06:59Will you let us speak?
07:00You must have noticed
07:01there's been something wrong with Jeff lately.
07:03Aye, he bit me head off today.
07:04Nice one, Jeff.
07:06He has been grouchy.
07:07He's suffering from a midlife crisis
07:09and we've got to do something.
07:11Like what?
07:12Make him feel young again.
07:13That's impossible.
07:15We don't even know when he was young.
07:17When dinosaurs roamed the earth.
07:19Must have been about the 70s.
07:21Well, why don't we ask him?
07:23Good idea.
07:24I didn't mean me.
07:42Hey, hi.
07:43Hey, do you remember the 70s at all, Jeff?
07:46Yeah, why?
07:47Doing it in history.
07:49History.
07:50Oh, I see.
07:52As I try to go down the museum,
07:53I come to see me.
07:54Well, it's modern history.
07:56Is it really?
07:59All right, what do you want to know?
08:01Well, was the music any good?
08:02Good?
08:04Brilliant.
08:04Yeah?
08:05Oh, aye.
08:05What bands were you into?
08:07Oh, there's loads of great bands.
08:09The best of the who.
08:10The loudest band I ever saw.
08:11I took Pete Townsend,
08:12smashed his guitar right next to me head.
08:14And the drummer, wild.
08:16Maniac.
08:21Well?
08:22Well, come on.
08:23What do you say?
08:23He's really into the 70s.
08:25What happened in the 70s, then?
08:26We should all try and find out.
08:28Put on a 70s night.
08:29They have them all the time at clubs.
08:31I'm not doing it.
08:32It's stupid.
08:33Well, you suit yourself.
08:34I will.
08:35Good.
08:36Come on, everybody.
08:37Let's get organised.
08:37Let us know what's happening.
08:40I've got to go with me dad.
08:41Okay, see you later.
08:41See you later.
08:42Are you sure I do this?
08:43We're going to do it and we're going to enjoy it, aren't we?
08:47Aren't we?
08:48Yeah.
08:48I've enjoyed this song already.
08:50Sean.
08:52What was it like in the 70s?
08:53The 70s?
08:54Yeah, we thought you were blue.
08:56Oh, did you?
08:57Well, I might not look at when I was in the 80s school.
09:00I'm too, you'll remember the 70s.
09:02Sorry.
09:04What do you want to know?
09:05Well, anything.
09:09Try the library.
09:10They'll have loads of stuff.
09:12Why are you interested?
09:13What?
09:13We've got an idea for cheering Jeff up.
09:15We might need your help.
09:16Yeah?
09:17Well, just as long as you remember that I'm young and beautiful.
09:22The line will start again at the trail.
09:25He'll be there.
09:26Watching.
09:28I can see him.
09:31I try not to, but I can't stop.
09:36What he did to us.
09:39I was thinking about me mother last night.
09:43Can't understand why she didn't stop him.
09:45You've got to remember what Nikki's been through.
09:48She was beaten up by her own stepfather.
09:50So let's try and help her.
09:51Instead of pretending nothing's happening.
09:52We've got to act normally.
09:53We've got to be cheerful.
09:55And cheerful's normal, is it?
09:56She's got to know she's part of a happy family.
09:59Can I join?
10:00Why won't you just do what I tell you?
10:02Because I don't see how living in fantasy land helps Nikki.
10:05She needs help not messing about like this.
10:07She's here.
10:11Hi.
10:11Hello, love.
10:12Have a good day?
10:13Yeah, great.
10:13So that's what we like to hear.
10:16Some of these bills have got more make-up on than me, ma'am.
10:19That one looks like Jake.
10:20On a bad day.
10:22Don't mention him.
10:23Why?
10:24Making all that fuss about the 70s night.
10:26He's been a right pair.
10:27But he worships you.
10:28I don't want to be worshipped.
10:30Oh, I do.
10:31I'd walk into a room and all the lads would be on the knees begging to let them worship me.
10:37Wonderful.
10:39Cup of tea?
10:40I'm going upstairs.
10:41Oh, I've run one off.
10:42No, thanks.
10:43I don't want one neither.
10:44What?
10:45Cup of tea, I don't want one.
10:46Oh, right.
10:48Are you eating?
10:49No, I'm going down the groove.
10:51We're having a 70s night tomorrow, so I've got to get things organised.
10:5470s?
10:55Good idea.
10:57Proper music then, not like a modern rubbish.
10:59You were into music?
11:00Well, everybody was.
11:01What, in clubs and stuff?
11:02You thought didn't invent dancing, you know.
11:04So did you go to any festivals?
11:06A few.
11:07So you went to Glastonbury?
11:08Well, sort of.
11:10Sort of.
11:11Well, I went, but I was on duty.
11:13What?
11:14Arresting people.
11:16Great.
11:16My dad's porn and rock and roll history.
11:18Stamp it out before it catches on.
11:20What's that one?
11:22Charlie's Angels.
11:23Who were they?
11:24They were female detectives and they looked great.
11:26I wouldn't mind wearing that dress.
11:28Let's see.
11:29Oh, yeah.
11:30It says they were called Charlie's Angels because their boss was called Charlie.
11:34But you never saw him.
11:35Just them three.
11:36Just fancy.
11:38Yeah.
11:38Told you it'd be good.
11:43Can I come in?
11:45You already are.
11:45You all right?
11:56What?
11:58Well, you can talk to me if you want.
12:00About Mike.
12:02Counseling.
12:03On Mum, even.
12:04I don't want to talk about her.
12:06Well, why not?
12:07Because you don't understand.
12:09You don't know Mum like I do.
12:11You weren't there.
12:12Well, tell us about it.
12:13No!
12:14What about the trial?
12:16It's only three weeks off.
12:17It's all right.
12:19You can't just pretend it's all right.
12:20I'm not pretending.
12:21Come on, Nicky.
12:22It's weird.
12:23No, it's not.
12:23It's normal.
12:24It's how families live.
12:26It's how we live.
12:27Since when?
12:28Always.
12:28Yeah, right.
12:29You're trying to tell me that you haven't noticed Dad's paranoid about you lately.
12:32You're trying to tell me.
12:35Suit yourself.
12:39Do you want to go into the cinema?
12:41No.
12:43No?
12:43That's what I said.
12:44Why are you being so ratty?
12:46Because you were so nasty about my idea.
12:49It was a stupid idea.
12:50It was my idea.
12:53So what are you doing tonight?
12:55Well, if you must know, I'm rehearsing with Karen and Cher.
12:57And why would you want to do that?
12:59Because I do.
13:00Come on, girls.
13:02Oh, my tea doesn't seem very happy to see.
13:05I'm doing good.
13:11Oh, yes!
13:12Make me a deal.
13:17Make you straight.
13:19For sight of steel.
13:21I take you.
13:23Do you know where you need our gun?
13:26I won't break you.
13:28Oh, my God.
13:30Living around in the know-and-and-so.
13:33I'm trying to try to fight you.
13:35Take me a roller coaster.
13:40Take me away.
13:40Take me away.
13:41Take me away.
13:42Take me away.
13:42Take me away.
13:43I'll be a city roll-outs.
13:44Look daft.
13:45How about Dr. Hulk?
13:47No way.
13:48It could be David Bowie.
13:49What?
13:50All of them.
13:51One of them.
13:52The others would be his band.
13:53I'm not walking around in platforms and lipstick.
13:55Hey, it might suit you.
13:56I reckon we should be The Who.
13:58We know that Jeff really liked them.
13:59Well, there's no point being a band that he doesn't like.
14:01That's settled in.
14:02You outvoted.
14:04Right.
14:04I'll tell you of his.
14:05And move those hips.
14:09Sorry, I'm late.
14:10So you should be.
14:11We're on tonight, not next week, you know.
14:12I had to get these off me, uncle.
14:14Who's it for?
14:15We thought you could get Jeff to wear them tonight.
14:17It's for the finale.
14:18This?
14:19But tonight's supposed to be a secret.
14:21How am I going to get Jeff into this without spoiling the surprise?
14:24You think of something.
14:25Oh, thanks.
14:26Jeff's coming.
14:27He's coming.
14:27Quick.
14:28Hey, Jeff.
14:39What have you done?
14:40What's it look like?
14:41Wow, you don't have to look different.
14:43Do you think so?
14:44Yeah.
14:45When you say different, do you mean like younger?
14:49Erm, no.
14:51Right, thanks.
14:52Did you do it yourself?
14:54Yes.
14:55You can tell.
14:56I wouldn't have recognised you.
14:58What do you think?
14:59It's interesting.
15:02Well, I like it.
15:03That's very nice.
15:05Definitely a new you.
15:06Isn't it?
15:07Oh, yeah, definitely.
15:09Yeah, definitely.
15:11Right.
15:18Well, see you then.
15:20I'm late.
15:21Ten seconds won't matter.
15:24Not bad.
15:25You remind me of me.
15:26Yeah, but without the point and tell me.
15:27There's no need for that.
15:29Can I go?
15:32Mickey, for goodness sake.
15:33I'm sorry.
15:34I'm sorry.
15:36Yeah, all right.
15:37Erm, accidents happen.
15:39Are you OK?
15:40Good old happy family's there, Dad.
15:42See you later.
15:43What are you doing?
15:47Are you crazy?
15:48You fell off the roof yesterday's once, not enough.
15:51We have asked them to hold the ladder.
15:53Get down.
15:53It's full of leaves.
15:55I'll see to it tomorrow.
15:56Need to it till now.
15:58Maybe it does, but I'm off home.
15:59Get down.
16:00What?
16:01You can't go home.
16:02Just watch this.
16:04No, we...
16:04Ah, ah, ah!
16:08Regina!
16:09I'm sorry.
16:10It just happens you can't go home like that.
16:13You'll have to wait until you get dry.
16:17Are you decent?
16:19What's it look like?
16:21Yeah.
16:22That's all I could find.
16:24What's this?
16:25It's a suit.
16:26It'll do it.
16:26Your clothes are dry.
16:27I'm not suffered enough.
16:28Oh, it's fine.
16:30I'd better leave you to it.
16:31Or people might talk.
16:32Bye.
16:39Are Jeff's clothes dry?
16:41No, I'm not yet.
16:47Sorted, then.
16:48They're dancers waiting, but do you think we need to do some again?
16:50I don't know.
16:51Would you like these pants?
16:51Wow.
16:52You look amazing.
16:54Don't I always?
16:55Yeah, but that dress is really...
16:57Awful.
16:59No.
16:59Tacky.
17:00No.
17:01Hot.
17:02Yes.
17:04Did you want something?
17:06I thought I might help you out tonight.
17:08Doing what?
17:09Anything.
17:10We're going to be Charlie's Angels.
17:12I've never heard of them.
17:13Well, now you have.
17:14Well, can I be part of it?
17:15It's only three girls, sorry.
17:18But we do need somebody to play our boss, Charlie.
17:21What?
17:21Would you like to play our boss?
17:23Yeah.
17:23What shall I wear?
17:24Oh, don't worry about that.
17:26We'll just tell you what I do before we start.
17:27Right.
17:28Thanks.
17:31What are you playing at?
17:32Wait and see.
17:36Nice suit, Jeff.
17:37Suits you, sir.
17:38Suits you.
17:38Could have been made for you.
17:40Good.
17:41Tell Sean I'm going home.
17:43I'll not wait for me clothes to dry.
17:44This'll do.
17:44You can't go home.
17:45You can't go home.
17:46Everybody keeps telling me that.
17:48But I've got news for you.
17:50I can and I am.
17:51Jeff.
17:52You can't go.
17:53What can you do?
17:54I'll warn everybody.
17:55You's getting ready to start.
17:57Jeff's going home.
18:00Again.
18:01We'll have to start early.
18:02But the band's not going to be ready.
18:03Yeah, we'll have to be.
18:04You stop and I'll make sure we're ready to start.
18:07I'll let the girls know we're on.
18:08Jeff.
18:09Jeff.
18:10What's up now?
18:11Don't go.
18:12Watch my lips.
18:13I am going home.
18:15But there's...
18:16There's a rat.
18:17What?
18:18A big one and it's gone in the general room.
18:22I'm beginning to smell one.
18:23Oh, please, Jeff.
18:24Please, Jeff.
18:25No.
18:26Excuse me.
18:26Charlie's angel's coming through.
18:27No photographs, please.
18:29Shift out of the way.
18:32Let's not go here.
18:34Hurry up.
18:35Jeff's coming.
18:36What is that?
18:36It's for you.
18:37You get inside.
18:38No time to explain.
18:39Just read from the script.
18:40But nobody will see me.
18:41That's the whole point.
18:42Nobody ever saw Charlie.
18:44You just send the angels on missions.
18:46If nobody can see me, there's no point in doing this.
18:48Why don't you just grow up and get inside your box?
18:51Okay, okay.
19:00What's going on?
19:05Surprise!
19:12What are you?
19:13It's a 70s night.
19:15Eh?
19:17Listen.
19:18And now, in the presence of Jeff Keegan, the greatest youth leader in the world,
19:22a very special night to take us back to when he was young, back to before he even grew
19:25his mustache.
19:26First, we'll visit 1978 when three female detectives from the television airwaves.
19:30I'll give you the one and only Charlie's Angels.
19:38We're Charlie's Angels.
19:39We're fighting crime.
19:40We can't stop the talk.
19:41We ain't got the time.
19:42When Robert sees us, they run and mad us.
19:45We hunt them down with our foxy smile.
19:47We're Charlie's Angels.
19:49We're Charlie's Angels.
19:51We're Charlie's Angels.
19:53We're Charlie's Angels.
19:53We're Charlie's Angels.
19:54We're Charlie's Angels.
19:57Angels.
19:58Yes, Charlie.
20:00I sent you on a mission to catch the Detroit Dairy Dodgers.
20:04Did you catch them?
20:05Yes, Charlie.
20:06We caught them.
20:07Have you found the stolen cream?
20:09Yes, Charlie.
20:10Bring it to me.
20:11Do you want it now, Charlie?
20:13Yes.
20:13Give it to me.
20:14Are you sure?
20:15Yes.
20:15Give it to me now.
20:16Well, if you insist...
20:24We're Charlie's Angels!
20:30Thank you, Charlie's Angels.
20:32And now for the band you've all been waiting for,
20:34I give you you-know-who!
20:46I think you should tell Ben where to get off. Tell him you want to finish.
20:58But I don't.
21:00Yeah, but you tell him you do.
21:02It'll make him realise he's in danger of losing you.
21:04Treat him mean, keep him keen.
21:06You reckon?
21:08Lads always want what they can't have.
21:10If he thinks he's losing you, he'll get worried.
21:12I dunno...
21:13You're being too soft with him, man.
21:15OK.
21:19What's happening?
21:21Oh, they've started.
21:23We need to talk.
21:24Aye, but the lads need us.
21:27And what about me?
21:30Ben?
21:31OK.
21:32Not yet. Outside.
21:45And now, by special request, all the way from Hollywood,
21:57a mystery guest, please give her a big hand!
22:01Thank you, buddy!
22:03Thank you very much.
22:04Bye.
22:05Thank you!
22:07Bye, bye!
22:08Good luck!
22:12Very good luck!
22:13Come on, guys!
22:15what I've been thinking about us about to see each other is this going to take
22:36long cause the lads will kill us don't you think this is important I course I
22:40do you don't seem to you spend more time with your mates than what you do with me
22:43yeah well they're me mates aren't they what about me I hardly ever see you anymore yes you do when
22:47I don't think you care about us anymore what hey this is great I'm shattered maybe I should get a
23:03younger partner hey watch it thanks for organizing this John I'm really great don't thank me thank
23:10this lot you've got a lot of friends here Jeff can't think why he looked great didn't want to
23:17lose it there thanks how are you then let's show them how it's doing okay baby well don't just sit
23:26there and say something haven't you got any feelings at all it's not me who started this
23:30then why are you ignoring us we're all right no we're not okay we're not stop hassling us
23:33well if you don't want to spend more time with us then you're dumped what you heard if that's what
23:42you want it is well can we still be mates what can we still be mates yeah right then I better get back
23:52again don't miss the large jibba see you
24:22make it down you make it broke yeah