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Byker Grove (1989) S11E05
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00:00.
00:28Guess who?
00:29You said the kiss we had last night was the best you'd had, ever.
00:33Eh, current... Eh?
00:36Oh, shaming.
00:38Hope I stayed over the road.
00:40See you later.
00:48Hello?
00:50A friend at the Grub City were looking for some clowns.
00:54Well, it's short notice.
00:57But we could rearrange our schedule.
01:00Harry!
01:02I'm sorry about pulling the plugs. I thought you did really great.
01:04Shh!
01:06Ben, when are you gonna grow up?
01:11Yesterday at the club.
01:12Hi.
01:13Hi.
01:14Have you decided yet?
01:15It's not that simple.
01:17Yes, it is. Do you want to move in with me or not?
01:19There's a lot to consider.
01:21Like what?
01:22My parents.
01:23What they want to move in too.
01:25You know what I mean.
01:26Were you 16?
01:28I was 16 when I left home.
01:30You never left home, Jake. Your parents did.
01:32Well, it's the same thing.
01:33No, it's not.
01:34So it's no then?
01:36I need time.
01:37I just want us to be happy.
01:39I can make you happy, Sita. I can.
01:44Know what your trouble is?
01:46Boys, they're only interested in one thing.
01:50Motorbikes?
01:51That's where Jack ran over us.
01:54Luckily, it hasn't affected me clowning.
02:00Therese.
02:02What's that?
02:03A bunch of bananas.
02:04I've already told you.
02:06You're not riding on that bike.
02:07You told me you let me get on with me life.
02:09That lad's dangerous.
02:10Jack, dangerous.
02:11You saw what he'd done to Regina's foot.
02:13Luckily, there wasn't any real damage.
02:14And I could have really mangled his foot wheel.
02:17Therese!
02:18Therese!
02:19Hi.
02:20Hiya.
02:21Therese!
02:22Therese!
02:23Therese!
02:24Therese!
02:25I'm going shopping.
02:26Do you want to come?
02:27Erm, yeah, great.
02:28Come on then.
02:29Erm...
02:30Yeah.
02:38Going shopping? Do you want to come?
02:39Erm, yeah, great.
02:41Come on, then.
02:43Erm...
02:45Do you think it looks like rain?
02:47Eh?
02:49What are you on about?
02:51Hi.
02:52Oh, did he see Jake, then?
02:53Did he propose?
02:54Are you going to run off to Gretna Green?
02:56He asked us to move in with him.
02:57No.
02:59Tell us, then.
03:01Everything.
03:12Nice photos?
03:14Me on holiday with Mum and Mike.
03:16You look happy?
03:18That's a week after they'd married.
03:20Before we'd moved in.
03:26No more?
03:27Who'd take a picture of me Mum with her black eye?
03:30I'm glad you and your Mum got on well.
03:33The two of you will need each other at the trial.
03:36Hello, girls.
03:37Out shopping?
03:38Yeah, I remember our dreams.
03:39Have you seen the prices?
03:40I'm not surprised.
03:41Have you seen the labels?
03:42It's a nice movie.
03:43It's a nice movie.
03:44It's a nice movie.
03:45It's a classic.
03:46I wish I had a bloat to buy me clothes.
03:47I wish I had a bloat to buy me clothes.
03:48Oh, probably I can't bet a look anymore.
03:49Bye, Jake.
03:50See you, Jake.
03:51Bye, Jake.
03:52I'm not surprised.
03:53Have you seen the price?
03:54I'm not surprised.
03:55Have you seen the labels?
03:58It's a nice movie.
03:59It's a classic.
04:00I wish I had a bloat to buy me clothes.
04:01Oh, probably I can't bet a look anymore.
04:02Bye, Jake.
04:03See you, Jake.
04:04I wish I had a bloke to buy me clothes or hurry I can't bet a look anymore. Bye Jake.
04:10See you Jake.
04:14Has he just... Aye, you've gone green. All I want is some rich handsome bloke to buy me some nice things.
04:20Come on, let's go to the group.
04:22Well you're not going to find one there, just Greg Ollie and Ben. Aye.
04:26Ben certainly fancies himself like.
04:28Yeah, he's a very plunker.
04:30Yeah. That's more like it.
04:32Sure, it's hideous.
04:34It's in my price range.
04:36Clare?
04:38Oh, hiya.
04:40We met at the club.
04:42Oh, yeah.
04:44Oh, yeah.
04:46Oh, yeah.
04:48Oh, yeah.
04:50Ben certainly fancies himself like.
04:52Ben certainly fancies himself like.
04:54Yeah, he's a very plunker.
04:56That's more like it.
04:58We met at the club.
05:00Oh, yeah.
05:01You asked us out, didn't you?
05:02Yeah.
05:03And he said no.
05:04Yeah, but perhaps I can go for a coat sometime.
05:06Yeah?
05:07Yeah.
05:08What's it like, yeah?
05:09It's alright, but you've got to be a member.
05:11I'll sign in by one anyway.
05:12Oh.
05:13Well, I could sign in if you want.
05:15Well, come on then.
05:21Here it is.
05:22Are you really going to change this?
05:23Aye.
05:24Well, won't it be hard?
05:25I used to help my mum make dresses for ballroom dancing all the time.
05:28It'll be easy.
05:29Loads of people come here.
05:31It'll be your lab.
05:32And this is the general room.
05:34Who are you talking to?
05:40That last from the club.
05:41Well, she was here.
05:42Oh, dear.
05:43Things become so bad you've got yourself an imaginary girlfriend.
05:46She was here.
05:47You sold things out with Harry.
05:48What?
05:49About the deed, Jean.
05:50Oh.
05:51Aye.
05:52Have you told her about Karen and Cher yet?
05:53Don't be stupid.
05:54Thought she was ex, that's all.
05:55Yeah, she is, but she's still a mate.
05:56What are you two talking about?
05:57Women.
05:58No.
05:59I don't understand them.
06:00I mean, why him and not us?
06:01Charm, looks, charisma.
06:02If you want advice, just ask.
06:03I am the expert.
06:04Look, mate, they're going to find out.
06:05I can take care of myself.
06:06Can you take care of two angry women?
06:07I like angry women.
06:08Who's left for us then?
06:09No, Harry.
06:10I shouldn't have wrote anyone.
06:11Don't talk about her like that.
06:12I thought you were through with her.
06:13Ever.
06:14What did I say?
06:15If you're not a member, you have to pay.
06:16I'm with Greg.
06:17What's that?
06:18It's our own.
06:19We're just asking.
06:20I can't just ask.
06:21I am the expert.
06:22Look, mate, they're going to find out.
06:23I can take care of myself.
06:24Can you take care of two angry women?
06:25I like angry women.
06:26Who's left for us then?
06:27Harry.
06:28I shouldn't have wrote anyone.
06:29Don't talk about her like that.
06:30I thought you were through with her.
06:31Ever.
06:32What did I say?
06:33If you're not a member, you have to pay.
06:34What's that?
06:35It's our name.
06:36You never asked us.
06:37Come on, we need to rehearse.
06:38Yeah, you're right.
06:39We need some proper practice.
06:40Lots of it.
06:41That's why I've got our next building.
06:42Kitty's party at six o'clock.
06:43Girls are here to compliment them.
06:44Eh?
06:45You know, see how nice they look.
06:46Sounds a bit flaky to me.
06:47Try it.
06:48I don't fancy her.
06:49It's practice, Dumbo.
06:50Right, you try it.
06:51Hi Cliff.
06:52Hiya.
06:53I like your hair.
06:54Oh, thanks.
06:55I like that top.
06:56What?
06:57And them shoes.
06:58You know, Ali, you remind me of that guy in...
07:01...what's that film?
07:02Oh yeah, Titanic, Star Wars.
07:03Oh, yeah.
07:04Right, you try it.
07:07Hi Cliff. Hiya.
07:09I like your hair. Oh, thanks.
07:11Oh, I like that top. What?
07:13And them shoes. You know, Ali, you remind me of that guy in...
07:17What's that film? Oh yeah, Titanic, Star Wars.
07:20No, The Bug's Life.
07:24I think she likes us. Yeah.
07:28Hi. Alright. Good trip.
07:31Sorry about your birthday. Eh, it's okay.
07:33I'm having another one next year.
07:35How'd it go with you, ma'am?
07:37Not ye?
07:39She's gonna testify. She's gonna say Mike never hit us.
07:42She can't. You hit her too. I know.
07:45And she's still gonna stick up for him?
07:47Jack, don't tell Therese.
07:49She's your friend. No, Jack.
07:51We're in this together.
07:53What's the matter?
07:55Nothing.
07:57She'll find out at the train. Find out what?
08:00She promised you'd talk to us.
08:02Nicky's mum's given evidence for Mike.
08:04No.
08:05Oh, Nicky, I'm sorry.
08:07But don't worry, it's a watertight case.
08:09What Mike did was wrong.
08:10He'll be put away.
08:11Then it's alright.
08:12She needs time to sort herself out.
08:15Come on, you take this out on the bike, remember?
08:17Where's Cher?
08:18Oh, she's up in the attic. She's all in a frock. It's a bit sad, really.
08:29Why?
08:30Well, you've got Jake, I've got Ben, and Cher's got a frock.
08:34Um, about Ben.
08:35Oh, no, it's brilliant, isn't it?
08:36Yeah.
08:37I'll go and see how Cher's doing.
08:38You won't tell her, will you? Only I think she'd be a bit gutted.
08:41Aye, I guess you would.
08:43Hiya.
08:44We met the club?
08:45Oh, yeah.
08:46And what are you doing here?
08:47You made Hira's really good, like.
08:48Yeah.
08:49You said she'd practice, yeah?
08:50Do you know where?
08:51Ask her.
08:52That was the top gig.
08:53Top?
08:54What about girls do you use?
08:55Me own.
08:56Are they remixes?
08:57Sorry, trade secret.
08:58See you, then.
08:59All right.
09:00So what she after?
09:01The secret of my success.
09:02What?
09:03What?
09:04What are you doing here?
09:05What you doing here, Deil?
09:06You said she'd practice, yeah?
09:07Do you know where?
09:09Ask her.
09:10That was the top gig.
09:11Top?
09:12What, that goes to use?
09:13Me own.
09:14Other remixes.
09:15Sorry, trade secret.
09:17See you then.
09:18Bye.
09:20So what's she after?
09:21The secret of my success.
09:24What's she after?
09:26You shouldn't have put it there.
09:28What's this?
09:30You know the video tape the competition last night?
09:31Yeah?
09:32I got a few copies.
09:33I'm going to send them off to some agents.
09:35You might take it seriously now.
09:36I'm going to get you a few more gigs, eh?
09:50Is your foot okay?
09:51Uncle Jerry said riding on the back of a bike with the learners against the law.
09:55You're going to die nine, nine, nine.
09:59Oh, no, it's a hell's angel.
10:01Oh, look, it's two sadders that I've got to walk everywhere.
10:04Last one to the gates of Dave.
10:15Oh, what do you think?
10:17It's great.
10:18I want to get it finished by tonight.
10:21There's something you ought to know about, Ben.
10:23It's Karen.
10:24Oh, I know.
10:26She thinks he's a creep.
10:27Well, that's her problem.
10:28Once you get to know me, he's really sweet.
10:31Yeah.
10:40Regina or Hagen?
10:42Clowns are us.
10:43Sorry, there's been a mistake.
10:44Right, Ripple.
10:45More clowns!
10:46This is our book-in.
10:59Oh, no, it isn't.
11:00Oh, yes, it is.
11:01Oh, no, it isn't.
11:02Oh, yes, it is.
11:03Oh, no, it isn't.
11:05There's been a mistake.
11:06When I booked you, I didn't know Kevin had rung Mr. Jolly Wally.
11:09I was here first.
11:10First in, first out.
11:14I wouldn't dare.
11:27I'm just, I'm sorry.
11:29It's time.
11:59You alright?
12:17Yeah.
12:18Come on.
12:19Hey, what would Harry do if she could see for now?
12:47Faint.
12:48No, she'd probably kill you more, like, she would be gobsmacked.
12:51Aye.
12:52You haven't told her, have you?
12:54No, she thinks you fancy yourself.
12:56Well, I used to, but now I fancy you.
12:59Oh, Karen.
13:02What?
13:03I've got to go.
13:04Where?
13:05I promised you I'd do the washing up, but I'll probably see it tomorrow after school.
13:08I can't, I've got to go to the art gallery for my A-level project.
13:11No.
13:12You can come though if you want.
13:14Art galleries are dead romantic places, you know.
13:16Are they?
13:17Aye.
13:17I'm good.
13:18It's probably been re-sprayed and flogged.
13:21Aye.
13:22I want your bank back.
13:23I don't think you're going to get it back.
13:24Two sixties.
13:25Close your eyes.
13:26Why?
13:27Cos I've got a surprise.
13:28Open them.
13:29Costs over a hundred quid.
13:30I told you I'll make you happy.
13:32Yeah, but...
13:45Don't you like it?
13:46It's lovely, but...
13:47Karen and Cher said they'd give anything to have a bloke who buy them clothes like those.
13:52Yeah, well they would.
13:53Then there's no way they're ever going to get a bloke like that anyway.
13:55They've already got blokes.
13:56Well, one.
13:57Eh?
13:58Ben, he's too timing them with each other.
14:00Really?
14:01Still, I suppose half her boyfriend's better than none.
14:03Ha ha.
14:04Just shows what a mature relationship we've got.
14:06Oh, it's getting late.
14:07I better go.
14:08I don't turn into a whale when it gets dark, you know.
14:09I do.
14:10Oh!
14:11Will I see you tomorrow?
14:12No, you can't.
14:13I've got to go to the Ark Hallery.
14:14Oh.
14:15Oh.
14:16Oh.
14:17Oh.
14:18Oh.
14:19Oh.
14:20Oh.
14:21Oh.
14:22Oh.
14:23Oh.
14:24Oh.
14:25Oh.
14:26Oh.
14:27Oh.
14:28Oh.
14:29Oh.
14:30Oh.
14:31Oh.
14:32Oh.
14:33For my art project.
14:34I'll come with you.
14:35No, you can't.
14:36You do want to see us, don't you?
14:38Yeah, but not at the Ark Hallery.
14:40Well, why not?
14:42You'd hate it.
14:44I wouldn't.
14:45No, you would.
14:46It'll be interesting.
14:47I wouldn't want you to spend an hour in an Ark Hallery.
14:50Just for my sake.
14:52It'll be dead boring.
14:53Not if I'm there, it won't be.
14:55See you later.
15:04What do you think?
15:05It's lovely.
15:06Aye, but it's not designer.
15:08Do you want to swap?
15:17You've carried off better than us.
15:19Anyway, I like yours better.
15:20You mean it?
15:21Yeah.
15:22But Jake voted for you?
15:24Oh, he voted to show everyone how lucky I am for having such a generous laugh.
15:31I'm meeting Ben at the Ark Hallery.
15:32It's just a thing.
15:33Er, that's Seater's.
15:34We're swapped.
15:35Take it off.
15:36What?
15:37And show you my undies?
15:38I bought that for you.
15:39Then it's mine to do what I like with.
15:40You can't own me, Jake.
15:41What?
15:42You can't buy respect.
15:43You have to earn it.
15:44I can earn money, you know.
15:45You get all yours from your dad.
15:46You want to know how much money I can earn?
15:48Fine, you'll see.
15:49Jake, I don't care about that.
15:50I want to know how much you care about me.
15:51Another fiasco.
15:52I thought we covered ourselves in glory.
15:53I thought we covered ourselves in custard.
15:54The point is, there's a lot of money in this business.
15:56We need lots for one back to kennel.
15:57What?
15:58We needed some business cards.
15:59What?
16:00What?
16:01We needed some business cards.
16:02What?
16:03What?
16:04I'm going to buy you?
16:05I'm going to buy you.
16:06What?
16:07I'm going to buy you.
16:08I'm going to buy you.
16:09I'm going to buy you.
16:10I'm going to buy you.
16:11I'm going to buy you.
16:12Then it's mine to do what I like with.
16:13You can't own me, Jake.
16:14What?
16:15You can't buy respect.
16:16We need lots for one back to kennel.
16:17What we need is some business cards like this.
16:20No.
16:21What we need is an agent.
16:22Everyone in entertainment has them.
16:23If you can get a good one.
16:25What's an agent?
16:26Well, it's somebody who gets your bookings and makes sure you're not ripped off.
16:30What's it to do with you?
16:31Where would we get an agent?
16:33Well, it's not my usual line of business, but I've seen you rehearsing.
16:38You've got potential.
16:40You'd be our agent?
16:42I wouldn't normally, but...
16:44You'd have to do it proper.
16:45Get us some cards.
16:49Mr Jolly Wally the Clown.
16:51He's the opposition.
16:52I'll get you some cards.
16:54What are your terms?
16:5620% of the net profits plus the right to negotiate any prospective back-end deals.
17:03Fancy us having an agent.
17:05Fancy us having to pay Jake.
17:07Come on, Regina.
17:08Everybody in entertainment has an agent.
17:10How about in advance?
17:12A couple of quid.
17:14250.
17:15H.
17:16Done.
17:17Be happy.
17:18Yeah.
17:19Hello.
17:20Can I speak to Mr Jolly Wally the Clown?
17:22Are you all right?
17:23Yeah.
17:24Yeah.
17:25I can't stop.
17:26I'm going to meet Ben at the gallery.
17:27The gallery?
17:28You can't.
17:29Why?
17:30Er, I need to talk to you.
17:31Later, eh?
17:32I'm going to meet Ben at the gallery.
17:33Where are you off, Karen?
17:34I'm er...
17:35I'm er...
17:36There's a bit in me dress that needs to tuck in.
17:37I'm going to meet Ben at the gallery.
17:38I'm going to meet Ben at the gallery.
17:39I'm going to meet Ben at the gallery.
17:40I'm going to meet Ben.
17:41I'm going to meet Ben at the gallery.
17:42I'm going to meet Ben at the gallery.
17:43Yeah?
17:44Hella, can I speak to Mr Jolly Wally, the Clown?
17:48You all right?
17:52Yeah.
17:53I can't stop.
17:54I'm going to meet Ben at the gallery.
17:55The gallery?
17:56You can't.
17:57Why?
17:58Er...
17:59talk to you. Later, eh? Where are you off, Karen?
18:03Um, eh, there's a bit in me dress that needs to tuck in. Can you do it for us?
18:11Your minds are on it, man. Wonder what's wrong.
18:15I mean, it couldn't possibly be the fact that he's afraid Karen and Cher might find out he's two-timing them.
18:19Nah, he can take care of himself. And he likes angry women.
18:23He's got to come with us. Sorry, can't stand the sight of blood.
18:27Do any of you know how you practice that day, Jane? No, we don't know.
18:31Do we? Just wondered.
18:39Claire, erm, Harry does a day Jane in the cellar.
18:43The cellar? Yeah, it's round here.
18:47Yeah, it's just down there. And Sally.
18:57So, where's the bike? It crashed it.
19:01Oh, isn't it?
19:03Oh, well, it happens.
19:05I could have been hurt. Well, you could have been.
19:07Any day of the week on that. You don't care, do you?
19:09I care about my daughter's safety.
19:11In fact, you seem dead chuffed.
19:13Now, look here.
19:15It's obvious, isn't it? Jack!
19:17You set those lads up and nicked me bike.
19:19That's it. There's nobody who speaks to me like that in my house.
19:21Out! Go on!
19:23Come on, out! Dad!
19:25Get out!
19:31It's a wonderful ambience, isn't it?
19:33Aye.
19:35I'll be back in a minute.
19:37Like one?
19:39You know.
19:41Wait, are you sure you've got it?
19:43Not that wee.
19:45Go right, go left.
19:47Karen and Shae.
19:49D'Indra.
19:50Grace.
19:51Messaging dastard.
19:53Hiya.
19:54Hi, am I late?
19:55No, I was early, so I went for a look around.
19:56Interesting.
19:57Aye, very interesting.
19:58Lovely, eh?
19:59Ambience, isn't it?
20:00No, I'm good.
20:01I'm good.
20:02Not that wee.
20:03Go right.
20:04Go left.
20:05Karen.
20:06And Shae.
20:07Danger.
20:08Great.
20:09Messaging dastard.
20:10Hiya.
20:11Hi, am I late?
20:12No, I was early, so I went for a look around.
20:14Interesting.
20:15Aye, very interesting.
20:16Lovely, eh?
20:17Ambience, isn't it?
20:18Doesn't look much like an ambulance to me.
20:19No.
20:20I mean, where's the flashing lights?
20:21What?
20:22Joke.
20:23Oh.
20:47I'll be back in a minute.
20:52Where are you going?
20:53You know.
20:58Alright?
20:59What are you doing here?
21:01Oh, I love all this odd stuff.
21:03Have you seen this over here?
21:18It's called white lies black hearts
21:28Greg I don't know you were in a modern art. Oh, I love it. It's fantastic isn't it. Have you seen the amazing air stuff in the next room?
21:42It's called white nice black heart
21:47You're worse with this. You see I told you be no problem. Where's Kevin? Tired. Oh, where's Shea gone?
22:17Oh
22:33Karen say
22:36What you doing here I'm helping burn with these our project Ben's our project. I it's my art project
22:43Your lipstick smudge
22:48When you kiss him don't you think the hairs on his top lip are really prickly. Hi
22:54Shea, he's kissed me, too
22:58You all right
23:02Are you coming Ben
23:13Lot
23:24Back up
23:28Not on the door
23:32Yeah
23:38Yeah
23:41Yeah