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Byker Grove (1989) S11E04
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00:00Biker, roll Biker, roll Biker, roll
00:20Biker, biker, biker, roll
00:24Hey, there's Boy Racer.
00:29Give us a wheelie, then.
00:31No.
00:31What, your chicken?
00:32They're easy.
00:34I'm not allowed to ride it yet.
00:37Well, how'd you get it home last night?
00:39I pushed it.
00:42That's it, Jack.
00:43Won't be wild, eh?
00:44Leave him alone.
00:45I've got to go.
00:46Jack.
00:47See you later.
00:48You think you're all so funny, don't you?
00:50Right, OK, the fun's over.
00:51Can we rehearse now?
00:52What's the matter with you?
00:54Oh, he must be missing Harry.
00:56He's been single for days.
00:58Shut up, man.
01:00You're not going to do anything stupid on that thing, are you?
01:02I'm being about as sensible as you can get.
01:04I'm going off to do the CBT now.
01:06All right.
01:07What's that?
01:08We teach you how to ride it.
01:10And once I pass, I can ride on the roads.
01:12You see, I'm not jumping over buses or anything.
01:14But I'll be there all day.
01:16Is that OK?
01:18Thanks.
01:19For what?
01:20For not being stupid.
01:22I'll call you if I pass.
01:24Are you not hungry, then?
01:29I don't think I'll bother.
01:30Oh, you've got to have breakfast.
01:32Couldn't eat anything.
01:33You must be excited.
01:35Yeah, reckon that's it.
01:37OK, well, you don't have to wait here.
01:40Why don't you just go up to the room and I'll come and find you when I'm finished?
01:43OK.
01:44See you in a bit.
01:45It's all yours.
01:54Your bit, Carl.
01:56Why wouldn't I be?
01:57Well, you know the contest today.
01:58But I'm not stupid.
01:59I was only saying.
02:01Listen, are you kids going to fight again because we've got work to do?
02:03No, I don't do this anywhere.
02:06Go on then, Ben.
02:09I can have that Ministry Sound album back.
02:11It's me.
02:12Aye, we have bought it.
02:13Yeah, for me.
02:14Aye, but now it's filled up.
02:14I think that...
02:15Yeah.
02:16Happy?
02:18Harry.
02:19Keep it.
02:20You need all the help you can get.
02:24She knows something we don't?
02:26Morning.
02:27Ah, Mr Watson.
02:28Oh.
02:28You know you're going to win, don't you?
02:37Yeah.
02:37Oh, you sound really sure.
02:39Is that agency thing still bothering you?
02:41Well, so what if I do win?
02:42No one takes any notice.
02:43You've got to make them take notice.
02:45What if the judge's fail is because I'm a girl?
02:47I'm a lot better than Ben and that lot.
02:49They don't care like I do.
02:51Well, that's what counts.
02:53They keep trying to wind us up.
02:54Well, you know what?
02:55We should do it back to them.
02:57They'll really cheese Ollie off.
02:58Come on.
02:58Here we go.
03:01Here we go.
03:02Here we go.
03:03Here we go.
03:04Here we go.
03:05Keep moving.
03:06Gotta keep moving.
03:07Keep moving.
03:08I thought you said you're done.
03:10Uh-huh.
03:11But what are you doing back then?
03:14Nothing.
03:17I'm having this.
03:18One, two, three.
03:20Go.
03:20Here we go.
03:22What's so funny?
03:23Nothing.
03:24You keep on going.
03:26It's all bang does.
03:27I'm having a break.
03:27So I say, good luck.
03:34Hi.
03:35You all right?
03:37Yeah, fine.
03:38I was just thinking.
03:40Look, can we have a chat?
03:42A chat?
03:43Yeah, you know, about us.
03:46Okay, but can it be after the DJ playoffs?
03:49What playoffs?
03:50I told you about them the other day.
03:52No, you didn't.
03:53You said we needed to talk.
03:55Sita, we've got a problem.
03:57We need to talk about it.
03:58Okay, what?
04:00Oh, don't mind us.
04:02Great.
04:03Do you want to talk outside?
04:05No, it's okay.
04:07Later, yeah.
04:07It couldn't be better.
04:15She didn't even wait for me this morning.
04:18No, she's gone round to Carol's to carry on her gossiping.
04:21Me too.
04:26It's the best I've seen her in years.
04:27So this is it for the day, is it?
04:35I'm waiting for a call.
04:37From Jack?
04:37Yeah.
04:39So, what's he up to then?
04:41He's doing a bike test to get his help plates.
04:45Bike?
04:46I don't want you to get involved in motorbikes.
04:48I'm not happy about that.
04:49He's being very sensible, Dad.
04:50He's not jumping off a bus or anything.
04:52He's doing his test now and waiting for him to phone us when he's done.
04:55I don't want you moping around all day.
04:57I want to speak to him, that's all.
04:58I'm not doing anything wrong.
05:00What's the matter?
05:01Nothing.
05:02No, you're not going to tell us.
05:04Uncle Jerry.
05:05Therese is going to sulk under Jack phones.
05:08Sounds like she needs counselling.
05:10Maybe you should ring Bridget.
05:12Thanks, Regina.
05:15All right.
05:16Why don't you get outside and get a bit of fresh air?
05:27As far as I'm concerned, it never happened.
05:44It never happened.
05:46What happened?
05:55I went there.
05:55It was looking just fine.
05:57Where'd all this one come from?
05:58The girl got it from a theatre that was going to close down.
06:01Full of bad actors, I suppose.
06:02How do you have them?
06:03I'm having these shoes.
06:04I want an Amisho.
06:05Oh, yeah.
06:05That's cool.
06:06Can I have that?
06:07Where do you think you're going?
06:14Hello.
06:15This is Earth Call and Kill Jumper.
06:17You what?
06:18I said, where do you think you're going?
06:20Inside.
06:21No, you're not.
06:22Back of the line.
06:23Even underage clubs have rules.
06:24But I'm one of the DJs.
06:26Oh.
06:28So, where do you think your chances are?
06:30Better than average.
06:31Well, we'll see.
06:33So, can I go then?
06:34I suppose so.
06:37What are you doing?
06:38Ask her out.
06:38Nah.
06:39Go on, man.
06:40Oh, come on, right.
06:41Ask her out.
06:42We'll call it all quits over shit.
06:44Go on.
06:49Listen.
06:50I'll probably get you in for free.
06:52And afterwards, we'll go for a Coke or something.
06:57No, thanks.
07:00Okay.
07:02You're a loser.
07:03It's long gone.
07:04He'll be single for life.
07:06That's better.
07:08All right, everybody.
07:09Everyone's doing so well.
07:11I think we're ready to do our best performance.
07:13You've got to be joking.
07:14We're not going to be ready for months.
07:16I think I could do with a bit more juggling practice.
07:18Let's try missions on.
07:20That clown yesterday was hopeless.
07:22But Emma was still soft enough to give him some money.
07:24I wish it stopped going on about that.
07:26Come on.
07:27Are you a clown or a mouse?
07:28We're doing this for Wombat.
07:30The girl's got a dog now.
07:31And the dog needs a kennel.
07:34Good.
07:34Now, just don't embarrass me.
07:36I don't believe her someday.
07:39She's so goffy.
07:44Hi.
07:45I don't know if I can do this.
07:47You've got to.
07:48No, I don't.
07:49I can walk out that door right now.
07:50It's one thing doing with your mates.
07:53The agent's partner's here.
07:55What?
07:55I've just seen him.
07:56What do you think you're doing?
07:58I'm just going to say hello.
07:59Shoving your microphone up his nose won't help.
08:01He's got to see how good you are live with an audience.
08:03And if he can't see that, well, you wouldn't want an agent like that anyway.
08:07Yeah, I suppose you're right.
08:10I'll show the whole lot of them.
08:13Ben, is this all seen?
08:15If you fall off a log, you've got to jump straight back on.
08:17I think that's a horse.
08:19I'll catch you up, right?
08:22Hiya.
08:23Ben.
08:24Hi, Ben.
08:24Karen, can I have a word?
08:27I suppose so.
08:28Well, I'll just leave you as two with it.
08:38Right.
08:39Well.
08:41Is this going to take long?
08:43Well, give us a chance.
08:49Well.
08:51Will you go out with us?
08:56Erm.
08:57No.
08:58Thanks, anyway.
09:08Hi, Mum.
09:09Can I come in?
09:10I don't want this.
09:11There's no point.
09:12There is for me.
09:13No.
09:14I'm not having this.
09:19I'll just be a minute.
09:25Hi.
09:26What's up with you?
09:28I've just done something really stupid.
09:31No, not you.
09:32I'm serious.
09:34Look, I'm sorry for taking the mick out of you and Jake, but I was just having a laugh.
09:38Yeah, well, I forgive you, I suppose.
09:40So, what have you done?
09:43Ben's just asked us out.
09:44Ben!
09:45Whoa, Karen, a boyfriend?
09:47What did you say?
09:48What did you say?
09:49No.
09:49Say that again?
09:50I said no.
09:52And why?
09:53Well, he used to go out with Harry, didn't he?
09:55And then he tried to get off with Shae, but Shae didn't do anything about it.
09:58Don't mind me.
09:59Don't mind me.
10:00It's all right, I won't.
10:01How's everything with Harry then?
10:02Oh, aye, just great.
10:03I'm sorry about that.
10:04Then what's it to you?
10:05I was just asking.
10:06Are you nervous?
10:07About the competition?
10:08You wouldn't tell us anyway.
10:09Strong, silent type.
10:10If Shae's not interested, then what's your problem?
10:11I know, but I'd look like a right tart if I started going out with Harry's ex-boyfriend.
10:15Plus, he's a year younger than us.
10:16No one would care.
10:17Shae would.
10:18So, as long as you think he's cute, go tell him you've changed your mind.
10:19Yeah.
10:20What do you want, Shae?
10:21Just a chat.
10:22It's all right.
10:23I'm sorry about that.
10:24I'm sorry about that.
10:25And what's it to you?
10:26I was just asking.
10:27Are you nervous?
10:28About the competition?
10:29You wouldn't tell us anyway.
10:30Strong, silent type.
10:31If Shae's not interested, then what's your problem?
10:32I know, but I'd look like a right tart if I started going out with Harry's ex-boyfriend.
10:35Yeah.
10:36What do you want, Shae?
10:38Just a chat.
10:39It's all right, isn't it?
10:41And why now?
10:42You look miserable.
10:43I thought I might shy you up.
10:44Oh, you know, good joke, do you?
10:48Are you all right?
10:50What do you think about me?
10:52What?
10:53Do you like us?
10:54Well, you know I do, don't you?
10:57Well, then.
10:59Take a hint, Ben.
11:03That's all I meant.
11:06I wish my problems were that simple.
11:11You?
11:12Problems with Jake?
11:14You don't have problems.
11:15He wants to have a chat.
11:17I think he wants to dump us.
11:18Oh, no, we.
11:19Probably wants to marry you or something.
11:21Karen?
11:22Well, whatever it is, you'll sort it out.
11:23You always do.
11:24So, do you think he wants to dump us?
11:26You don't think he'll ever change his mind, do you?
11:28Karen?
11:29Sorry, what?
11:32Wouldn't you be worried?
11:33Well, no.
11:37I don't know.
11:39Right.
11:40Right, well, I'm going to go and have a word with Ben.
11:42Are you going to ask him out?
11:43Yeah, I'm going to ask him out.
11:47Are we going out, then?
11:48Aye.
11:50Hadn't you better get on stage?
11:53Yeah.
11:54See you later.
11:55See you.
11:56See you.
11:57Ma'am.
11:58Mickey, stop it.
11:59Go home.
12:00You want me five minutes?
12:01I never asked your dad to bring you.
12:02I was going along already.
12:03What's going on?
12:04I never asked your dad to bring you.
12:07Ma'am, Mickey, stop it. Go home. You want me five minutes?
12:23I never asked your dad to bring you. I was going along all right and now, no. I just
12:34wanted to be left alone. I wanted this behind me. Am I supposed to forget about you? Too
12:41much has gone on, Nicky. I only want your help. I've got nothing for you. I tried to do the
12:47best I could for you. That's why I left you with Tom. But I'm not a proper ma'am. Maggie
12:54is. You're me real ma'am. You won't want to see me after the trial. Of course I will.
13:00Why does after the trial make any difference? Look, this wasn't my idea. What? What wasn't
13:07your idea? What's going on? I told you daddy shouldn't bring you. I'll see what you've
13:12done. I can't argue with him. I can't. Why am I ringing you? Because you were a teenage girl
13:26once someone must have said it to you. I ought to ask me own daughter if she's, if she's,
13:33what do you mean? Good luck, mate. I'm sorry, I've got to go. Yeah, thanks for phone. That
13:41was your, your mum. I didn't need the phone ring. Come here. I'll have a word with you. I knew
13:48it. Go on, Mum. I do want you to take this the wrong way. It's about you and Jack. Yeah.
13:55Well, I know you've been pretty close, lady. I just wondered if you've ever. What? Well,
14:06if you've ever. You want to know if I'm having sex? Well, I was your age once. Well, maybe
14:12he's a bit older. Well, maybe he's the same age. Dad will not. But if we decided to do it,
14:17then it'd be older than me. No, it wouldn't. You're still young. I'm 16, not five. I know.
14:22I cannot tell you what to do. I tried that with your sister. I just don't want you doing
14:26anything stupid. I worry. I didn't realise asking you to take us seriously meant that you
14:30turned into Mother Hen. Well, you'll just have to get used to us, all right? It's a really
14:34important day for Jack and I want to be there for him when it's finished. Look, I'm sorry.
14:39Now, will you stop worrying about us? Yeah, of course. But that's what being a dad's all
14:46about. What does this mean? They want me to appear as a witness. Well, that's great. You
14:56can tell them what happened. I don't want to tell anyone anything. It's only one day and
15:01it'll all be over. If you don't tell them what happened, then it's his right against mine.
15:06You know what he's like. He'll have them believe in anything. You don't know that.
15:10I do. I know because I spent all last year going crazy because of it. I can't. Why
15:16can't you help us? Nicky, they want me to speak for the defence. When I go to court,
15:23I'll be standing for Mike. What? Are you out of your mind? You're going to defend him
15:28after everything he's done to us. This is our chance. They'll make him pay. He didn't do
15:33anything. Nothing happened. Ma'am. Why couldn't you just have left me alone? Ma'am, please.
15:40Sorry. I don't believe you. I just don't believe you!
15:46Roll up, roll up, see the circus. Best sex in the world. We have fabulous plate spinners.
15:58And I spin the Diablo. Sometimes. They're staring at us. Don't stare. They're not going to give us
16:05any money. Sure as not, because we look stupid. We're going to earn a fortune. Whatever. Roll up, roll up,
16:11roll up, roll up, see the circus. All ladies in the house say ow. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Here we go. Check it out.
16:30Keep it moving. Gotta keep it moving. Gotta keep it moving. Gotta keep it moving.
16:43That's terrible. So what? I'm going out with that.
16:48Gotta keep it moving. Gotta keep it moving.
16:53Move it all around, move it up and down.
17:23That was you.
17:29Aye, right.
17:30I was only one that knew what we were doing.
17:32Yeah, right.
17:44Look, man, she's wiping the floor with her.
17:46Well, there's nothing we can do now, is there?
17:49Yes, there is.
17:51No, Ollie, I'm not doing that.
17:53Come on, Greg, man, listen to me.
18:12Get off that!
18:14Don't worry, boys.
18:15I'm sure Harry will give you some lessons if you ask her nicely.
18:21You think I should?
18:23I think I should.
18:24No!
18:25This is the worst performance in the world.
18:26Shut up and follow.
18:27I'm gonna push it.
18:28What was that for?
18:29You did that deliberately.
18:30Of course I did it deliberately.
18:31Well, apologise.
18:32No.
18:33If you don't say sorry, you're gonna end up in Crown Hospital.
18:34You think so?
18:35I know so.
18:36Hey, hey, calm down, you two.
18:37Shut up!
18:38Shut up!
18:39That was really good, that honour.
18:40Pulling the plug out.
18:41You have a better idea.
18:42I'm gonna do it deliberately.
18:43Of course I did it deliberately.
18:44Of course I did it deliberately.
18:45Well, apologise.
18:46No.
18:47If you don't say sorry, you're gonna end up in Crown Hospital.
18:48You think so?
18:49I know so.
18:50No.
18:51No.
18:52That was really good, that honour.
18:53Pulling the plug out.
18:54You have any better idea?
18:55Give it a rest, will you?
18:56Oh, hi.
18:57Hi.
18:58I suppose you saw that.
18:59How could I have missed it?
19:13You went so bad.
19:14You think so?
19:15No.
19:16You went so bad.
19:18You think so?
19:19No. You were awful. I was just being polite.
19:22Thanks very much.
19:23You're welcome.
19:24Listen, do you fancy going for something to eat?
19:26I couldn't eat breakfast. I was too nervous.
19:28No, thanks. I've got to go and talk to someone.
19:30Yeah, all right. See you later.
19:34You were great.
19:36Oh, thanks.
19:37What's your secret? That mixing was so cool.
19:39I never really thought about it.
19:41Yeah, right.
19:42Well, I suppose I have.
19:43But I can't give away my trade secret, can I?
19:45Well, you were great. Thanks.
19:51Ben.
19:53Oh, you're going to have a good laugh, are you?
19:55About what you said earlier?
19:56Yeah.
19:57Well, the answer's yes.
19:59What?
20:05Yes, as I remember.
20:06Yeah.
20:07Well, the answer's yes.
20:09Right, then I'll see you later.
20:11I did it.
20:13Me and Ben are going out.
20:16Where you been?
20:17What are you so happy about?
20:18Oh, I'm a babe magnet.
20:19Karen and Cher have both asked us out.
20:21When did this happen?
20:22Just now.
20:23Before or after the contest?
20:24Well, I've just said yes to Karen, but Cher's already asked us before.
20:26I knew it. I said it was you that messed up.
20:28Oh, right.
20:29Take a look at yourself.
20:30You're not so perfect either.
20:31But you lost us this because your head was too filled with girls.
20:33You told us to ask.
20:34You put us up to it.
20:35Well, thanks.
20:36I hope you and your girlfriends are very happy together.
20:37Listen, when you've got a moment, could you tell us how he did it?
20:42Oh, I can't believe it.
20:45Maybe you shouldn't tell Cher yet.
20:47She might think it's a bit weird.
20:48Well, I thought you'd gone off him.
20:50Well, maybe she might think you're rushing it.
20:53Yeah.
20:54Well, it can be our little secret then.
20:55I'll just get me cold.
21:00Where's Karen?
21:01Still inside.
21:03So what do you think of him then?
21:05Really?
21:06Benny's great.
21:07Even though he's a year younger.
21:09Oh, so what?
21:10Yeah, you're right.
21:12Can't wait to tell Karen.
21:14Well, you don't want to make her feel bad for still being single, do you?
21:17Especially when she's been so supportive.
21:19I never thought of that.
21:21You good at these things?
21:23Maybe.
21:24That's why you and Jake are the gross most famous item.
21:26You've got the answer for everything you used to.
21:28And I've got Ben.
21:30I'm legal.
21:31Excellent.
21:32I can ride on the road with the outplates until I pass the big one.
21:33Oh, that's great.
21:34I've got a surprise for you.
21:35You're not going to disappear off again, are you?
21:37It's for you.
21:38When I pass my test, we can go around places together.
21:39Oh, Chad, it's fantastic.
21:40Are you still here?
21:41Oh, great.
21:42Is she going to stand that close without a licence and all of them?
21:45Leave him alone.
21:46Oh, it's all right.
21:47You've got your little girlfriend to stick up for you.
21:48Oh, shut it.
21:49Before you're interrupted, Jack asked us to go for a ride.
21:51Something you boys probably won't know about.
21:53Being single and everything.
21:54Girls love lads on motorbikes.
21:55Have I done something wrong?
21:56No.
21:57I thought we were getting along all right.
21:58We are.
21:59Look.
22:00Look.
22:01It's all right.
22:02It's all right.
22:03You've got your little girlfriend to stick up for you.
22:04Oh, shut it.
22:05Before you're interrupted, Jack asked us to go for a ride.
22:06Something you boys probably won't know about.
22:07Being single and everything.
22:08Girls love lads on motorbikes.
22:19Have I done something wrong?
22:21No.
22:22I thought we were getting along all right.
22:23We are.
22:24Look.
22:25I know this is a bit sudden.
22:27It's not fair.
22:29But you've hardly got any room at home and I've got this place to myself.
22:32I just wanted to surprise you.
22:33So I think you should move in with me.
22:34And spend more time.
22:37What did you say?
22:38Well, you can have my room and I'll sleep in here.
22:40I thought you wanted to dump us.
22:42Dump you?
22:43Seater?
22:44I love you.
22:45Half our problem is we don't spend enough time with each other to make any plans.
22:50Well, now we won't have an excuse.
22:52I want us to live here.
22:53Together.
22:54What do you say?
22:55We're being laughed at across the whole of Newcastle and not for the right reasons.
22:58We've complained all the way home.
22:59Don't think we're giving up.
23:00We're going to practice until we want us to perform at the circus.
23:01Hey kids, anyone seen Therese?
23:02Come on, let's work.
23:03Have you done?
23:04Stop!
23:05Don't move it.
23:06Don't move it.
23:07Don't move it, Regina.
23:08It's broken.
23:09I can feel it.
23:10Don't move it.
23:11Don't move it.
23:12Sorry.
23:13I didn't see you.
23:14I knew it.
23:15I said you were dangerous.
23:16It wasn't deliberate, Dad.
23:17Call an ambulance.
23:18Hold on, my foot.
23:19Hold on.
23:20Virginia, your foot's nowhere near where the bike went.
23:21I can see the time off.
23:22I saw what.
23:23My shoe.
23:24My shoe's ruined.
23:25He was lucky this time.
23:26Biker!
23:27Biker!
23:28Biker!
23:29Biker!
23:30Biker!
23:31Biker!
23:32Biker!
23:33Biker!
23:34Biker!
23:35Biker!
23:36Biker!
23:37Biker!
23:38Biker!
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23:43Biker!
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23:55Yeah!