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Byker Grove (1989) S11E06
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00:00Music
00:10Biker!
00:11Oh!
00:14Biker!
00:15Oh!
00:18Biker!
00:19Oh!
00:22Biker!
00:23Biker!
00:24Biker!
00:25Oh!
00:26I think you've got some explaining to do.
00:31Look, I wasn't going to steal them.
00:33Oh, yeah, right, you were just borrowing them.
00:34Aye, I was, actually.
00:36Look, the white labels, aren't they?
00:38I was going to record them so I could find the tracks that you use.
00:41And Ollie told you when my decks were you, did he?
00:43I blabbed for a peck on the cheek.
00:45You so?
00:46Gave Ollie a thrill.
00:48You mean you used Ollie?
00:50Ollie's not his brother.
00:53Sorry.
00:53Not as sorry as I am.
00:54What are you going to do, like?
00:57Don't know yet, but while I think about it,
01:00you can start putting those records back in the right order.
01:03It's till midnight.
01:05Slide into the night.
01:07Are you all right?
01:16It's Mum.
01:18You've got on like best mates.
01:21That's what you told Dad, anyway.
01:22I know.
01:23I'm a part of happy families.
01:27She told us she's going to do something.
01:30Something terrible.
01:31Like walking out, aren't we?
01:33She can jump off the time bridge for all our care.
01:35You're a thief.
01:43But one with style.
01:44What's the point in dumb old lads like Ollie if you don't use them?
01:48That doesn't make it all right to nick me stuff.
01:50I'll make it up to you.
01:51How?
01:52I'll do anything to help with your DJing.
01:54I need a skivvy.
01:55Here at tomorrow.
01:56Oh, no.
01:57Bring some cleaning stuff.
01:58Five o'clock.
01:59Don't be late.
02:00See ya.
02:01I think we've seen the last of her.
02:08Psst.
02:08Psst.
02:10What are yous doing?
02:11We're lying and wait.
02:12Bobbing.
02:13Oh.
02:14Do you know what the dirty tour rag was doing?
02:16Two time in years.
02:17You knew?
02:18Yeah.
02:19So why didn't you tell with him?
02:20I tried to, but budge.
02:22You seemed happy.
02:23Well, you said you were.
02:25Actually, it was quite funny.
02:26Oh, hilarious.
02:28The word sisterhood not mean anything to you.
02:35Morning.
02:36You don't really look at me today.
02:40Yes.
02:41I've got an agent.
02:41I've even got business cards.
02:44Look.
02:44Harry Mitchum, DJ, represented by A&A Management.
02:47Harry, you go.
02:50I'm busy.
02:51Jack.
02:51What?
02:52Answer the door.
02:53Why?
02:54In case it's for me.
03:03Ready?
03:04Yeah?
03:05Jack, you idiot.
03:06You're taking us out, remember?
03:07I can't.
03:08Why?
03:09You know why?
03:10I haven't got the bike anymore.
03:12I don't want to go out with the motorbike.
03:14I want to go out with you.
03:17I'll get me jacket.
03:22Hello, girls.
03:24How's Ben?
03:27What have you been up to?
03:28I've become a theatrical agent.
03:30I'm raking in 20% of what those clown kids are earning.
03:33I told you I'd show you I could earn.
03:35Jake?
03:36I call that mean.
03:37Well, I call it talent management.
03:39Talent?
03:40I'm the talented one.
03:42I can't stop.
03:43I've got lucrative deals to cut.
03:44He's doing it to show how much he loves us.
03:47Man.
03:48Why don't you just tell me he's been an idiot?
03:50Jake doesn't listen to anything.
03:53But we could show him.
03:54I need your help.
04:00Hello, Mr. Manager, sir.
04:02Got us some gigs?
04:03Er, I'm working on it.
04:05Yes or no?
04:07No.
04:08Look, this Mr. Jolly Wally's cornered the market.
04:11Oh.
04:12How about another advance?
04:13Not until you're earning.
04:15These things take time.
04:17It's an easy way to earn cash.
04:36Give out leaflets from the council,
04:38and I'll give us a tenet.
04:39No strings attached.
04:42Have you seen Ben?
04:43No.
04:44Well, when you see him, give him a message.
04:46Tell him we're going to do our bit
04:47to make the world a better place.
04:49Tell him we're going to make sure
04:50he can't have children.
04:54I think they mean it.
04:55Yep.
04:56They mean it all right.
04:58Hey, it's a serial snogger.
04:59You okay?
05:00All right, for the moment.
05:01Come on, then.
05:02Let's go and do some dosh.
05:03This is the video link room.
05:05If the judge agrees,
05:06you'll give your evidence here
05:08via a live link.
05:09This can still be quite intimidating,
05:12but we do want to hear
05:14your side of the story.
05:16Will they see us?
05:18The judge, jury, and lawyers will
05:20on a monitor.
05:22Shall we look at the courtroom?
05:23This is where the jury will sit.
05:30And the judge.
05:32And this is the dock
05:34where your stepdad, Mike, will stand.
05:37It's obvious why Mr. Jollywolly's
05:44coming at the market.
05:46Because he's got a better agent than us.
05:47That doesn't take much.
05:49What can we do?
05:50Engage the enemy in talks.
05:52Eh?
05:52Go and meet up with Mr. Jollywolly
05:54and find out who his agent is.
05:58It's nice, isn't it?
05:59Aye.
06:00Who needs a motorbike?
06:03You can get another one with insurance.
06:05The insurance company will want a police report.
06:07So?
06:08The police will want a witness.
06:09Aye, I'm a witness.
06:11You were on the back.
06:12Exactly, I was there.
06:14That's illegal.
06:15The insurance company won't pay
06:16if I was breaking the law
06:17when the bike was nicked.
06:19Do you think your dad will forgive us?
06:20I don't know.
06:21He said something about hiring a hitman this morning.
06:24So I'll just have to say sorry.
06:26It was the first thing I ever really wanted.
06:29It made people take it seriously.
06:32It impressed you.
06:34It didn't.
06:34It did.
06:35You only wanted this from your bike.
06:37And now you haven't got your bike?
06:38It's the only one that's from your crisps.
06:40Get off.
06:46It's terrible.
06:48It's hideous.
06:49It's perfect.
06:49Oh, hiya.
06:51Thanks for getting us in yesterday, by the way.
06:58You know what he said?
06:59I'll go in for a Coke.
07:01Are you still on for that?
07:02Yeah, sure.
07:02You fancy one now?
07:03Yeah, great.
07:10There you are.
07:10Aren't you having one?
07:11No, sorry.
07:12I've got things to do.
07:13Say yes.
07:14Clowns are us.
07:15Mr. Jollywally?
07:28Clowns are us? Mr. Jolly Wally. Aye, but you can call us Bradley. Why? It's me name.
07:46Let's just stick to Mr. Jolly Wally. Nice place you got here. Whoa, he's good. That's
07:54why I get buttons and you don't. No, you get buttons because you got yourself a decent
07:57agent. What's his name? I'm warning you, there's four of us and one of you. If you don't, tell
08:07us. Here. J.S. Agency. I've got a surprise for you. Meet me in there in half an hour.
08:24Okay. I'm working on it, guys. That's okay, thanks. Answer phone. Hi, Jake Simpkins of
08:40J.S. Agency. Leave a message after the tone. Have a nice day. Jake. He's double-crossed us.
08:46No, I'm not getting any bookings. Let's find him. Stop. Let's find Mr. Jolly Wally.
08:53Ta-da. It's designer label. I'm as illy poser. Say it again. I'm a silly poser. All right.
09:03It's a genuine label. I saw it in herself. Me mum rallied up for us. Do you think he's
09:08daft enough to fold for it? No. But I think he's vain enough. Ben. Great. He's dead. Come on.
09:20Come on. Come on. The sooner we get a town, the better. I'm sorry, Jake, but my team's
09:27both, so... Er, I'm into making real dosh sunshine. Sunshine? All right. You still without a
09:34bike? Aye, but I'm getting a Harley. What? In a couple of years. All right. In the meantime,
09:40who needs a bike? We do. I'll see you later. Where did they go? The lads? I knew you were
09:54always looking for blokes, but I didn't think you were that desperate. Which way? I think
09:58they've been hard to get.
10:10Oh, sugar! Do you want to know where they've gone? Come on. Tell us. Do you really want
10:21to know? Yes. Do you really, really want to know? Do you really, really want to be flawed?
10:27The shopping precinct. Oh, thanks, Jake. You're a real hero. You're a real creep. Come on.
10:34So there's no reason for you to come to court tomorrow, and because of the video link, it's
10:38best you're not seen in the gallery or in court. All you have to do is to tell the judge
10:43the truth. Surely there's a good chance of securing a prosecution. When you're dealing
10:46with a jury, you take nothing for granted. And now Nicky's mum's decided to give evidence.
10:52Has she? Didn't you know? Well, that'll help Nicky's case. She's not giving evidence to the
10:58prosecution. She's appearing for the defence. If you'll excuse me. What did you know about
11:07this? Tom. She told us. You might have mentioned it. What for? No one believes us anyway.
11:14What are you doing? My agent's got us a couple of gigs. When? First one's tonight. I was
11:27going to tell you. Excellent. Your first professional gig. Yeah. We tried new DJs on Monday. It's
11:33quite night. I'll give you a hand. Yeah. It's only a small place, but that way I can build
11:40up my reputation gradually. You all right? Oh. You said here at five? Yeah. Well then, what
11:49do you want us to clean? Here it is. It's got this kiddies pay scheme thing. Like I said, no
12:02strings attached. Ollie. No strings. Oh, I don't believe this. It suits me. This is the pool room. Are we at the deep end or the shallow?
12:16Eh? Pool room. Pool room. Joke? Bradley, this is no laughing matter. We need to discuss
12:21agents. What next? Well, the decks and all the gear's got to be taken along to the office.
12:29Geoff's lending is the Groves equipment to use for me gig. There's a lot of it, like. Well, you'll do
12:34anything to help, though, won't you? Aye. Well, we'll leave you two with them.
12:39OK, so Jake's a tall rag. How many gigs has he actually got you? Two. I got the rest myself. And he still takes 20%?
12:51So you could keep all of your earnings. How? Sack Jake. We have. Clowns are us. Manage themselves. And so can you.
13:00You can teach Mr Money-Grabble 20% a lesson. I just can't believe the woman's stupid or crazy enough to give evidence for him.
13:07You know it's not as simple as that. Well, it's what she's doing. It's all my fault, isn't it?
13:11Oh, no, Nicky. It's not. Me mum thinks it is. Oh, I'm sure she doesn't pet.
13:16Yes, she does. Now, you think so, too? No, it's Mike and Carol who have the problem.
13:21Yeah. And the problem's me. They're here. I can smell the fear.
13:34Thought you might like to know there's a new clown on the block. Oh? Aye. He's looking for an agent.
13:39Great. He's doing a set in a shopping precinct in half an hour. Thanks. I'll be there.
13:44Sorry I stopped your dress for shares.
13:58It's designer. Genuine I'm as illy proposer. Cost a packet.
14:04Genuine I'm as...? You mean you haven't heard of him?
14:08No. They reckon he's gonna be the next big thing?
14:11Yeah? Yeah. Real cutting-edge stuff. He was in all the magazines after London Fashion Week.
14:18Well, it's certainly unusual.
14:20Yeah, just a thing an up-and-coming talent agent would wear.
14:23Right.
14:25Don't you like it?
14:26Well, I...
14:29OK, I'll take it back. I've got the receipt. I just wanted to get you something nice.
14:34I know how much you like your navels.
14:36No. No. No, it's great. It just took a couple of minutes to get used to.
14:45I'll wear it to meet my new client down in this shopping precinct.
14:48No sign of the toe-timing creep, then?
14:57You have to be lovely. Seriously sad people.
15:01You should ask them really quickly.
15:03Oh!
15:05No sign of the door.
15:07Ah!
15:13Ben!
15:15Stop!
15:20Stop that, Bea!
15:22Oh, wrong, Bea.
15:34Stop!
15:38Stop that, Bea!
15:40Somebody grab it!
15:42Stop!
15:52You're a pathetic specimen of manhood. What are you?
15:57Come on, it was only a laugh.
15:59This is only a laugh. What are you?
16:01Oh, come on, man.
16:02What are you?
16:03I'm a pathetic specimen of manhood.
16:05Louder.
16:06This is stupid.
16:07Get us a butcher's cleaver.
16:08Okay. I'm a pathetic specimen of manhood.
16:11Did everybody hear that?
16:16Yeah, I told me he was an idiot thinking he could pull the legs he used to.
16:19Oh, aye.
16:20Aye, now that you're not going out with Ben,
16:22I fancy coming back to my place for a bit of a snore.
16:26In your dreams, bumblebee.
16:31It's about time you guys wised up.
16:34Nice, eh?
16:35Present from CETA.
16:36Genuine, I'm as Illy Poser.
16:42There's always someone worse off than yourself.
16:44Better have no girlfriend than a girlfriend that buys you jackets like that.
16:47Not Ollie. What a fool.
16:50Hey, hiya.
16:51Hiya.
16:52Jake believed us.
16:53See, I told you would.
16:54He's round here somewhere.
16:56On business.
16:57Have it, Harry.
16:59Happy, Harry.
17:00Happy, Harry.
17:01Happy, Harry.
17:02Happy, Harry.
17:03And, as next, quick...
17:15Mr Jolly Wolly, ladies and gentlemen.
17:17Mr Jolly Wolly.
17:19Well done.
17:20Where's this new clown then?
17:21Over there.
17:22Where?
17:23Yeah.
17:24You're fired.
17:25No, you're fired.
17:26We're managing ourselves.
17:27You'll pay for this.
17:28It's genuine I'm as Illy Poser.
17:29What?
17:30Genuine I'm as Illy Poser.
17:31What?
17:32Genuine I'm as Illy Poser.
17:33You said it.
17:34You set me up.
17:35I wanted you to see how stupid you look when you give yourself airs.
17:36What made you do it?
17:37Pretending to be some big shot agent.
17:38I did it for you.
17:39What, ripping off little kids?
17:40You went on about me not earning money of my own.
17:41Why do you always go around and pretend to be something you're not?
17:42I thought you cared for me.
17:43That's a stupid thing.
17:44I do.
17:45You okay?
17:46I'm not paying attention to what I do.
17:47Sir, it's a little bit of a bad thing.
17:48I'm not paying attention to what I'm paying attention to.
17:49You said it!
17:50You said it!
17:51You set me up!
17:52I wanted you to see how stupid you look when you give yourself airs.
17:53What made you do it?
17:54Pretending to be some big shot agent.
17:55I did it for you.
17:56What, ripping off little kids?
17:57You went on about me not earning money of my own.
17:58Why do you always go around pretending to be something you're not?
18:00I thought you cared for me.
18:01That's a stupid thing.
18:02I do!
18:03You okay?
18:04You okay?
18:14Ben?
18:15I've been stupid.
18:17You look pretty doff and all.
18:20Who found out to share her, Karen?
18:22What, you knew?
18:24Oh.
18:26Aye, and the funny thing is, I didn't fancy neither of them.
18:29So why'd you snuggle them?
18:30Well, I impressed my mates, didn't I?
18:32Did you?
18:33Most of them.
18:38I said mates.
18:40Yeah.
18:41I've got a rush.
18:42Never told you, did I?
18:43Told us what?
18:44Me agent's got us a gig, tonight.
18:45Great, I'll bring Greg and Ollie.
18:47The support.
18:48Mates?
18:49Mates.
19:03Right, just put them down there.
19:15Carefully.
19:22Right, you can go now.
19:24Nice one.
19:25Are they on a promise of a peck on the cheek as well?
19:29Nah, I thought I'd tell Jeff what they're doing over in the woods.
19:31What were they doing?
19:33Haven't got a clue.
19:34But no one lads have guessed up to no good.
19:37Good day, pet.
19:38Yeah.
19:39We visited the court.
19:40Nicky found it a bit awesome.
19:41All right.
19:42And as for this business of your mum giving evidence for your stepdad.
19:43You thought you'd do enough, wouldn't you?
19:44Running out more like she did.
19:45Yeah.
19:46Why's she doing it?
19:47Maybe she can't face the truth about Mike.
19:48Or her own guilt at letting Mike do what he did.
19:49I don't know, Greg.
19:50I do know Nicky's facing a very hard time.
19:51I'm facing a very hard time.
19:52I know, pet.
19:53But Nicky's got the added strain of giving evidence in court.
19:54You've only got to tell them what happened.
19:55Well, sometimes that's not as easy as it is.
19:56It's not just very easy.
19:57It's very easy to get it done.
19:58It's almost all right.
19:59It's all right.
20:00It's all right.
20:01And it's all right.
20:02And it's all right.
20:03It's all right.
20:04And it's all right.
20:05And it's all right.
20:06It's all right.
20:07That's all right.
20:08And it's all right.
20:09And it's all right.
20:11I think he's got the added strain of giving evidence in court.
20:13She's only got to tell them what happened.
20:14Well, sometimes that's not as easy as it sounds.
20:17Yeah, if what she says really did happen, you know what she's like.
20:25Nicky!
20:26Greg, what is it?
20:27You heard what I said?
20:29I'm telling you, we're going to sport, Harry.
20:31Now, have you got that?
20:32Yeah, yeah.
20:33Chop, chop, we haven't got all day.
20:41Oh, I bet you're excited.
20:43I'm nervous.
20:44Well, this is it, your first real gig?
20:46Yeah.
20:47I'll be there rooting for you.
20:49Well, thanks, Nat, but I want to do this on my own.
20:51I've always been at your gigs.
20:53Yeah, but it's my first professional one.
20:55I've got to learn to do it by myself.
20:57You understand, don't you?
20:58Yeah.
20:59Wish us luck.
21:04Aye, break a leg.
21:05Good luck.
21:07Natty, you okay?
21:09Yeah, I'm fine.
21:10Do you want a game of pool?
21:12Yeah, why not?
21:22What you doing?
21:23Swear my kidnap.
21:24All right.
21:25Thanks for coming.
21:27I thought I'm going to have to do this on my own.
21:29Right.
21:30See you later.
21:31See you later.
21:41Oh, aye.
21:42We all know what Nicky's like.
21:43Make-up stories.
21:44I believe in aliens.
21:45I'm sorry.
21:46It happened.
21:47Jack and Trace saw Mike hit us.
21:49And it wasn't the first time.
21:51But you don't believe it.
21:53I do.
21:54I didn't mean what I said.
21:55If you don't believe us, who will?
21:56The judge?
21:57Fat chance.
21:58I believe you.
21:59But you still think it's all my fault?
22:00You all do.
22:01No, but don't.
22:02Doesn't matter now anyway.
22:03What do you mean?
22:04I'm not going.
22:05Not with him there and Mum.
22:06I can't.
22:07Nicky.
22:08I'm not going.
22:09I can't.
22:10Nicky.
22:11I'm not going.
22:12I can't.
22:13Nicky.
22:14I'm not going.
22:15I can't.
22:16Nicky.
22:17I'm not going.
22:18I can't.
22:19I can't.
22:20I can't.
22:48I can't.
22:49I can't.
22:50I can't.
22:51I can't.
22:52Yeah.