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Byker Grove (1989) S11E02
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00:00Biker!
00:12Brawl!
00:14Biker!
00:16Brawl!
00:18Biker!
00:20Brawl!
00:22Biker!
00:24Biker!
00:30What you looking at?
00:40Sorry. Are you upset?
00:42Why should I be?
00:44Ben told us he finished with you.
00:46He what?
00:47Sorry. I didn't know it was a big secret.
00:49Big secret? It's no secret cos it's not true. I finished with him. I'll kill him.
00:54I didn't mean to cause any bother.
00:56Morning.
00:57Ben, I think we'd better be off.
00:59What's this at you?
01:01What?
01:02About you finishing with me.
01:04Oh.
01:05I'll give you all you lying git.
01:07I never said that.
01:08So Jack's lying, is he?
01:10No.
01:11I must have misunderstood.
01:29What are you doing?
01:30What are you doing?
01:31It's for Jack. It's his birthday tomorrow.
01:32What are you doing?
01:33It's for Jack. It's his birthday tomorrow.
01:34A waste of money.
01:35What?
01:36Birthday presents.
01:37You spend the ages thinking what they get. You wrap them up. You give it to them and it's
01:41over.
01:42over in ten seconds. And they'll never appreciate it.
01:43I'll remember that when it's your birthday.
01:45I'll remember that when it's your birthday.
01:46You've got a note.
01:47What?
01:48It's because it's Jack and me, isn't it? It was different when it was your birthday.
01:49You've got a note.
01:50What?
01:51It's because it's Jack and me, isn't it? It was different when it was your birthday.
01:55It was yes Bridget. No Bridget. Oh, isn't that lovely Bridget. You don't take me and Jack
01:56seriously, do you?
01:57What's brought all this on?
01:58You have one thing.
01:59What?
02:00I'm not getting a note.
02:01I'm sorry.
02:02What are you doing?
02:03It's for Jack. It's his birthday tomorrow.
02:12A waste of money.
02:13What?
02:14A waste of money.
02:15A waste of money.
02:16What?
02:17It's because it's Jack and me, isn't it? It was different when it was Bridget.
02:18It was yes Bridget, no Bridget, oh, isn't that lovely Bridget. You don't take me and
02:22Jack seriously, do you?
02:23What's brought all this on?
02:24You have.
02:25I've had enough.
02:26It's Jack's birthday tomorrow, and we're going to have a good time, whether you like it
02:29or not.
02:30What's up, love?
02:34I was thinking about the trial.
02:36It's less than three weeks away.
02:38I hope Nicky's up to it.
02:40Don't worry.
02:41We'll cope.
02:42I hope so.
02:44Good morning, love.
02:46Morning.
02:47You know it's Jack's birthday tomorrow?
02:49His birthday?
02:50Tell you what, we should arrange something for him.
02:52Go for a meal?
02:53No, something else.
02:55Why don't we all go ten pin bowling?
02:57We haven't done that for ages.
02:58Sounds good to me.
02:59Yeah?
03:00Well, it'll be my treat.
03:01Tell Jack.
03:02What about Therese?
03:03Yeah, yeah.
03:04Bring her too.
03:12All right there.
03:13How are you?
03:14Stubby, how are you?
03:15I'm the broken charge.
03:17What do you think you're doing?
03:19Just going down there.
03:21Not without my say so.
03:22You have to be a member to come in here.
03:24I am a member.
03:25That's funny.
03:26I know all the members and I don't know you.
03:28I mean, I've just come to join.
03:31Ah, well, you have to be twelve to join.
03:33How old are you?
03:34Thirteen.
03:35You don't look thirteen.
03:37People always think I'm younger than what I am.
03:40Stumpy!
03:41Is he with you?
03:42No, he isn't.
03:43I sent him back home.
03:44He's my brother.
03:45Says he's thirteen.
03:46I am.
03:47He's not thirteen.
03:48He's nine.
03:49Hell important, eh?
03:50Sorry, my old mate.
03:51You'll have to come back in a couple of years.
03:53That's not fair.
03:54Sorry.
03:55That's the rule.
03:56Laura, and you see Stumpy up the premises?
03:59With pleasure.
04:01I can find my own way.
04:05So have you decided what you're going to do tomorrow?
04:07I don't know.
04:08I don't want any fuss.
04:09Right.
04:10We'll have a quiet night then, just us.
04:11All right.
04:12Good.
04:13Sorted.
04:16What do you think she says in him?
04:17They said boring.
04:18It's because he does everything she says.
04:20It's like having a little puppy that you don't have to take for walks.
04:24Two tickets to see the lads.
04:26I thought you were winding us up.
04:27Well, my husband's got two season tickets.
04:29But he's in Florida, so he can't use them.
04:30Well, why didn't you sell them?
04:31Well, because I'm his favourite nephew.
04:33Oh, right.
04:34Now I know you're joking.
04:35So leave us now.
04:36Are you a star?
04:37Hey, stick with me, KJ.
04:38You'll be fine.
04:39What have you got?
04:40Two tickets for the match.
04:41What about me?
04:42Well, won't you be out with Harry?
04:45Actually, we're finished.
04:46When?
04:47Last night.
04:48Oh, right.
04:49So she elbowed you, did she?
04:50No.
04:51We both decided it was the best thing.
04:52Oh, right.
04:53Only she decided before you.
04:54I've just told you, haven't I?
04:56Harry dumped him.
04:57Who asked you?
04:58There's no point in lying.
05:00Are you calling us a liar?
05:01Hey, keep your hair on.
05:02Come on.
05:03She's calling us a lie.
05:04That's because you are a liar.
05:05Come on, Jack.
05:06It's not worth it.
05:08All right, fine.
05:09She elbowed me.
05:10Are you satisfied?
05:15What are you doing?
05:16Making the tape for that DJ agency in town?
05:18Yeah?
05:19Wasted enough time on Ben.
05:20What do I get in return?
05:21He slags us off.
05:22It's time to get on with me life.
05:24Yeah, you're right.
05:25So I've decided I'm going to become a professional DJ.
05:27Oh, excellent.
05:28Going to take a tape into town, see what they think.
05:31Will you come with us?
05:32What, to the agency?
05:33Oh, go on, Nat.
05:34I'm dead nervous on me own.
05:35Of course I will, man.
05:36You'll knock him dead.
05:37I know he's my brother, but he's awful.
05:40He just shows us up.
05:41I never think he had a brother.
05:43I wish I hadn't.
05:44I'll kill him.
05:46Dumpy!
05:47What?
05:48I thought I told you to go home.
05:50Just taking him for a walk.
05:52Don't tell lies.
05:53I'm not.
05:54I have to take dogs for walks.
05:55There's lots of kids currently eating dogs.
05:57I could report you.
05:58Will you go home?
05:59No!
06:00What's his name?
06:01Wombat.
06:02That's a funny name.
06:03He doesn't think so.
06:04He likes it.
06:05Don't you, Wombat?
06:06You're a good dog, aren't you?
06:08I wish I had a dog, but Uncle Jerry's allergic to him.
06:11I'm going in.
06:12See ya.
06:13No, you won't.
06:14If you hang around here, you'll be in big trouble.
06:17Regina.
06:18See ya, Wombat.
06:23There's another one here.
06:26Great.
06:27Have a post-it.
06:29I've got my phone number on.
06:30Well, if you're sure.
06:32Yeah.
06:37I hope they like it.
06:38They will.
06:39It's really good.
06:40You're my only real friend.
06:43You won't let me down, will you?
06:45How you want this?
06:46I thought I told you to go home.
06:49It's a free company.
06:50I can sit anywhere I like.
06:52I bet you're really clever, aren't ya?
06:54Of course he is.
06:55And he stands everywhere just here.
06:56Does he?
06:57No.
06:58He does tricks if I ask him.
07:00What does he do?
07:01Show us.
07:02He can do lots of things.
07:03He can count that up.
07:04You're wasting your time.
07:05Go on, make him count, please.
07:07Alright, alright.
07:09Wombat, everybody, I want you to count to three.
07:12Start now.
07:14See?
07:15Come on.
07:16Give him time.
07:17Come on, Wombat.
07:18You want energy?
07:19Go on.
07:20I'm going home.
07:21Are you coming, Regina?
07:22I bet you can do tricks, really?
07:23Can he's just not in the mood.
07:24Regina?
07:25I'm coming.
07:26You're really lucky to have Wombat.
07:27Bye.
07:28Bye.
07:29Bye.
07:30You're okay, Wombat.
07:31What's the excuse?
07:32Don't forget to invite Jack.
07:33Have one.
07:34We're going ten pin bowling tomorrow for Jack's birthday.
07:37Oh, you will.
07:38I can't.
07:39I'm going to the match.
07:40You can go to the match any time.
07:41Dad, this is the first ticket I've got hold of since we got here.
07:44I'm not missing it because your plane had to be here for the first.
07:47we're going ten pin bowling tomorrow for jack's birthday oh you will i can't i'm going to match
07:53you can go to the match anytime dad this is the first ticket i've got hold of since we got here
07:57i'm not missing it because you're playing happy families you should be grateful you've got a
08:00happy family oh yeah happy happy happy you're coming and it's going to be fun understand fun
08:07hello no i'm ben yeah just a minute
08:19right 6 30. okay then bye bye message for you from some agency why didn't you get us
08:29they want to say is what they say that's it 6 30. well what else nothing next time someone
08:36phone shout of his right wait about what jack said i didn't say that he must have got it
08:42wrong why should i care what you say we're finished aren't we
08:46it's your lover should it hiya happy birthday thanks that's unhygienic in the kitchen well
08:59you better leave before you catch something we can open it haven't you got something to
09:03do no that's great thanks try it on they must have cost loads no she got it in the sale
09:15one more word oh jack happy birthday oh that's nice do you have a present yeah from therese
09:23oh it's very smart here i've got you this i've got a chance to rob it thanks telly tubbies
09:29great everybody likes the telly tubbies don't they yeah they're great i think we'd better
09:36get going hey do anything special we'll just fancy a quiet night in good idea you should
09:41always do exactly what you want on your birthday he will see ya bye i'll collect this later okay bye
09:47bye
09:51what's that for i'm cooking
09:54you yes me
10:01so do you think harry's finished for you for good i suppose so
10:05what did he do wrong nothing
10:08nothing just your personality then will you give it a rest
10:14hey look at this grand competition are you a talented dj just waiting to be discovered
10:21hundred pound first prize we could do this what enter the competition
10:25all right ollie but we're not djs well if harry can do it anyone can i mean a couple hours practice and we could walk it
10:29she's been doing it for years she's only messing around no she's not she's great absence makes a lot of good fun do you
10:38all right i've got some bad news what i can't go to the match my dad's making us go bowling
10:44great i can have your ticket then i mean there's no point in wasting it is there
10:47i suppose well we've got some good news we're gonna win hundred quid
10:50dj competition we're all gonna enter as a team we could start now i can't i've got to go bowling
10:58well we could
11:00jack i've been looking for you all over happy birthday
11:06my dad's paying for us to go bowling for your birthday
11:09bowling yeah say you'll come
11:11when today he can't having a quiet night in together tell her jack
11:16you're invited too
11:17jack well could we come tomorrow he's already booked it please jack
11:23well all right great see you outside at five o'clock
11:27see ya
11:29i thought you wanted to quiet night in
11:31i promised i'd be there for her when she needed us i couldn't say no
11:35you never do jack you're a pushover every time she clicks her fingers you're drunk
11:38i promised and i meant it
11:40i need a drink
11:42i can't get the hang of this
11:46i can't show you
11:48all right
11:52what do you want
11:54a shot of the decks
11:55get lost
11:56we've got to practice
11:57we're entering a proper competition
11:58yeah well these are harry's decks and she stays on
12:00no they're not they're for everyone
12:02yeah come on harry you're just messing around
12:04you touch anything and it'll be the last thing you ever do
12:06ha ha oh i'm terrified
12:08no look out she's gonna hit you with a handbag
12:10i'm warning you
12:11oh shut up
12:12go on you're not scared of me
12:14stop it
12:15that's enough
12:16you're dead
12:17and what are you gonna do ollie
12:18tell dad
12:19it's all right nat i've finished
12:21get the amateurs on now
12:22the night these two i'm professional
12:24in fact i've got an appointment with my agent
12:27come on nat
12:32what a wimp
12:33shut up
12:35oh there's my bat
12:36great
12:37it's jumpy thinks if you keep hanging around jeff will let him in
12:40we might
12:41he's too young
12:42so math
12:43come on your mam set a look after him
12:44can't tell us to go
12:46because i'm not in the row
12:47that's on that side
12:48but do you still want to come in
12:50yeah
12:51right we're gonna smuggle you in
12:53but you've gotta keep one bat quiet
12:55you be quiet would you one bat
13:04so
13:05do you think you'll ever get anyone else
13:07what do you mean
13:08well
13:09now that harry's giving the elbow
13:10word gets around you you're a bit of a loser
13:12people don't really want to come near you
13:14i'm not a loser ollie
13:16let's face it ben
13:17girls don't fancy you
13:19why they do they go wild for us
13:20ha ha
13:21who
13:22everyone that could take me pick
13:24oh yeah i noticed having to fight them all off
13:26i could have anyone
13:27anyone
13:28aye
13:29okay prove it
13:31i would
13:32i'll bet you a five of your corn pole shay
13:34shay
13:35you've said anyone
13:38jack
13:39glad you could come
13:40hiya
13:41thanks for inviting us
13:42right let's hit the lanes
13:43you know the last time i was here i knew i've got 200
13:48come on greg
13:50what's up don't you like bowler
13:52no
13:53well that makes two of us
13:54should have been at the match i had to give me tick the wheel though didn't i
13:56well i thought me and jack were going to have a nice quiet night in
13:59right i'll get the shoes now
14:00what sounds like yeah
14:01and i do know your shoes are it's honest
14:03i don't know why we waste our time around here there's no proper blokes
14:06and what if the race they're all taken
14:08sixteen years old and on the shelf
14:10yeah it's not our fault
14:12anywhere else in the be queuing up
14:14they would like
14:15i'll just wait here
14:19there she is
14:20yeah
14:21well go on
14:23well are you sure this is the right place
14:26for a super stud like you
14:33hiya jay
14:34hiya
14:35what are you up there
14:38i'm standing outside the toilet
14:40what's it look like
14:41oh yeah
14:46shere
14:47what
14:48you look really nice
14:50thanks
14:52shere
14:53what are you doing
14:54that'll be a fiver you owe me
14:56a bet
14:57you kissed us for a bet
14:58no honest
14:59come on pay up
15:00ah
15:01you creep
15:02hit him again go on
15:03come on
15:04come on
15:05we're gonna be late for the footy
15:06see you
15:07what happened
15:08he kissed us for a bet
15:09he kissed us for a bet
15:10aye who lost though
15:14Craig
15:15better luck next time
15:16are you sure he didn't do that on purpose
15:30of course not
15:32quiet
15:34don't move him back
15:35good boy okay
15:36good boy
15:37good boy
15:38good boy
15:39any trouble when you're out
15:40good
15:41good boy
15:42good boy
15:43good boy
15:48hello girls
15:49what are you up to
15:50nothing
15:51good boy
15:52good boy
15:53good boy
15:54who is that brother of yours
15:55who
15:56stumpy
15:57yes
15:58stumpy
15:59well how is he
16:01he's fine
16:02yeah he's fine
16:03he's at home
16:04yeah he's at home
16:05good
16:06tell him you can join us when he's 12
16:07I'll look forward to seeing him
16:08ow ow ow
16:09what's the matter
16:10me eye
16:11I've got something in me eye
16:12don't touch it here let me see
16:13stand still I can't see
16:15keep my light
16:16stand that way
16:17there you got it
16:18it stopped hurting
16:19did I
16:20aww
16:21are you alright Gina
16:22yeah
16:23you got it
16:24thanks ever so much
16:25he's in me eyesight
16:26don't mention it
16:27we'd better let Jeff get on
16:28oh yeah
16:29thanks again Jeff
16:35excuse me I've got to see the solicitor anymore
16:37I'll try
16:38no
16:39she said it was nothing to worry about though
16:44you alright Nikki
16:45is it my turn
16:46no
16:47no you are miles away
16:48are you okay
16:49I was just thinking
16:50about what
16:52mum
16:54what about her
16:55I want to see her
16:56why
16:57I just do
16:58no
16:59I knew you'd be like this
17:00I've got to see her
17:01I've got to
17:02look it won't do any good
17:03Carol doesn't want to see you
17:04you don't want me to see her
17:05just cause you left her
17:06Nikki
17:07if you hadn't have left her
17:08this wouldn't have happened
17:09divorces
17:10nothing to do
17:11you can't stop us
17:15this is all will need
17:16they're really doing the best to spoil your birthday
17:17they're not spoiling my birthday
17:18it's okay
17:19what are you looking at
17:20leave it Greg
17:21I've got to see her
17:22I've got to know why
17:23why
17:24get off us
17:25I want me mum
17:26I want me mum
17:27he's the best bit of two different pedigrees
17:30he's a mongrel
17:31no he's not
17:32he's a crossbreed
17:33his mum lived next door
17:34and his dad was a stray
17:35liar
17:36Stumpy
17:38somehow I must have missed you coming in
17:40I thought I told you you were too young
17:41I've hauled her out
17:42aye so am I
17:43a lot wiser
17:44out
17:45but there's special circumstances
17:47Wombat
17:48he can do tricks
17:49lots of dogs can do tricks
17:50but Wombat can talk
17:51talk
17:52talk
17:53yeah
17:54I think I'm going to regret this
17:56but you show me Wombat talking
17:58and I'll let him stay
18:00deal
18:01deal
18:06the manager wants us to leave
18:08right
18:09can you help Nicky
18:11yeah
18:13oh
18:14by the way I forgot
18:15what
18:16happy birthday
18:17we're going home
18:19I want to see ma'am
18:21we'll talk about it at home
18:22I'll bring her
18:23thanks Therese
18:24come on lads
18:31are you ready?
18:32yeah
18:34quiet everybody
18:36don't bet the question's too hard
18:37he's only a dog
18:38oh I promise it'll be easy
18:40right?
18:41right
18:42question one
18:43who is the manager of Newcastle United?
18:49he's not into football
18:50he's not into football
18:51right
18:52question two
18:53how many fours are there in sixteen?
18:57how many fours in sixteen?
19:01sorry Stumpley you're out
19:02hold on hold on
19:03Wombat
19:04how many hot dogs have I got?
19:07two
19:08I told you he talked
19:10alright he can stay
19:11but just for the day
19:12he's still too young
19:13Wombat isn't
19:14eh?
19:15he dug yours
19:16he's fifteen
19:17oh alright
19:18Wombat's a member
19:20you can be his guest
19:21thanks dear
19:22yeah thanks
19:23what have you got to say
19:25I'm so nervous
19:29what about?
19:30you know they like the tea
19:32what if they don't like me?
19:33you'll knock them dead
19:34okay deep breath
19:36wish us luck
19:38yes Christ
19:39well listen he's not going to work for any less is he?
19:44that's just his expenses
19:46mhm
19:47well look
19:48well listen
19:49yeah I mean well he's got his expenses and everything hasn't he?
19:52five hundred and I'll throw in the posters
19:55great
19:56I'll speak to you soon
19:58you heard this is?
20:00I'm Harry I sent you the tape
20:02you're Harry?
20:03yeah
20:04you're a girl
20:06we noticed
20:07I assumed you were a bloke
20:08well you assumed wrong
20:10I'm sorry
20:11I love the tape
20:13but we don't do female DJs
20:15people want blokes
20:16they'll only take girls if they drop dead gorgeous and let's face it
20:20you don't come under that category
20:22what?
20:23I'm sorry
20:24there's your tape
20:26you can't do this
20:27if I could help you I would
20:29but I can't
20:30come on Nash
20:31there's no point
20:32you know what you are don't you?
20:34yeah probably
20:39here love
20:40drink that
20:44would you like a cup to raise?
20:45no
20:46we'd better get going
20:47okay
20:48well thanks
20:49sorry about your birth dear
20:51I didn't mean to spoil it
20:52you didn't
20:53don't worry
20:54Jack
20:55Jack
21:04can I see you ma'am?
21:07please
21:10I'll ring her
21:13I thought I'd practice
21:14you did
21:15look you might be a pig but he liked your tea
21:17it's just prejudice you can't let that stop you
21:19well what can I do?
21:20well for a start you don't give up
21:22you're brilliant
21:23you've got to show them that
21:24how?
21:25enter that competition the lads have
21:27you can win it easy
21:28you reckon?
21:29ten times better than them
21:30you heard them man the nav
21:32that's true
21:33you've got to enter it'll show Ben
21:35yeah
21:36come we'll flash them
21:37tune on mate
21:38tune on mate
21:39great good one
21:40great
21:41sorry you missed the match
21:42you don't know the half of it
21:43I just had one of the worst deeds of me life
21:45that bad eh?
21:46I want to nick you through a wobbler
21:47oh well
21:48the footy
21:49oh it was great
21:50good
21:51how are they let's rehearse?
21:52aye
21:54what about with this?
21:59hey it's not bad
22:00can we put some lyrics in?
22:01aye
22:06what do you want?
22:07just thought you might like to know
22:08this DJ competition you've entered
22:10what about it?
22:11you're not gonna win mate
22:12aye right
22:13who says?
22:14I do
22:15I'm gonna wipe the floor with you
22:16and best of all
22:17I'm gonna enjoy doing it
22:18see you later that suck-ads
22:20aye
22:21fat chance
22:22I don't know who she thinks she is
22:23come on
22:24there's still some of your birthday left
22:25I just wanna go home
22:26put your veg out in front of the fire
22:28no shouting
22:29no arguing
22:30no nothing
22:31just us
22:32well
22:33alright
22:34before we go in?
22:35yeah
22:36kiss
22:41come on
22:42come in you too
22:43I've got a surprise for you
22:47would you like to come this way your highnesses?
22:50it's just a few things I've put together in honour of your birthday
22:54you being the wonderful young man you are
22:56what's this?
22:57what does it look like?
22:58it's a celebration
22:59and I've invited a few people around for drinks later
23:01but I told you I wanted a quiet night then
23:04come on sit down and put some music on
23:06no
23:07what?
23:08all Jack wanted was a quiet birthday
23:09now you're doing exactly the opposite of what he wants
23:11you didn't even ask us
23:12how dare you?
23:13I don't mind
23:14yes you do
23:15tell him
23:16I've spent all day doing this
23:17it's fine
23:18no it's not
23:19Therese
23:20I'm standing up for you you shouldn't have done this
23:21you asked me to take you more seriously
23:23well you don't
23:24or you wouldn't have done this
23:26will you shut up?
23:27what?
23:28how come everyone knows what I want?
23:29how come everyone knows what I'm thinking?
23:31what I like?
23:32what I don't like?
23:33when did I do that?
23:34you're always doing it
23:35would you like a drink?
23:37no
23:38I don't want anything
23:39I've had it up to here with everyone
23:41I'm going home
23:42now look what you've done
23:59bike up
24:01bike up
24:02bike up
24:03oh
24:04oh
24:05bike up
24:06oh
24:07bike up
24:08oh
24:09bike up
24:10bike up
24:11oh
24:12yeah