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Byker Grove (1989) S11E11
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00:00Biker!
00:11Oh!
00:13Biker!
00:15Oh!
00:17Biker!
00:19Oh!
00:21Biker!
00:23Biker!
00:24Biker!
00:25Oh!
00:27Come on lads, just dump the stuff over there.
00:29Well, who'd have thought it?
00:31Our very own PR supremo.
00:33Nah, this is just a start.
00:34You wait until tomorrow.
00:36Is there any chance of I go on the ramps?
00:39Sorry, I'm getting a skateboard team in.
00:41You know, pros.
00:42All right.
00:43Anyway, you should be concentrating on your weights.
00:45Try and win that mystery prize, eh?
00:47Well, what is it?
00:48If I told you, it wouldn't be a mystery prize, would it?
00:50All right.
00:52Just think, this time tomorrow you'll be at the centre of a public relations master plan.
00:57Where's the assault course?
00:59Ah, lads.
01:00It looked great.
01:01Looked?
01:02Sorry.
01:03We needed the space for the ramp.
01:06It's about the pipe in your advertising.
01:10How big is it?
01:12Well, that's when we leave.
01:13Thursday.
01:14Good, good.
01:15That'll do fine.
01:16Yeah.
01:17I'll see you then.
01:18So, you must be Cher.
01:19Yeah.
01:20Well, it's good to meet the final member of the team.
01:21Okay, then.
01:22Hit me with it.
01:23Hit you with what?
01:24Tomorrow?
01:25The PR thing.
01:26What's your plan?
01:27Oh, well, we're going to wear our clothes.
01:28And?
01:29Get some photos taken.
01:30You need to get focused.
01:32Maximum exposure.
01:33As many girls in your gear as possible.
01:34Every shot.
01:35Pick.
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02:23interested. Can I have the address? Nicky. Shh. Liam! Just the man. All set for tomorrow.
02:31Have a bath. An early night and get some beauty sleep, yeah? You want us to do me nails too?
02:35There's no need to be. Look, I said I'd do the event, not be a slave, alright?
02:44Lovely work, lads. First the tuna rips it down, then Rob. No, you can't trust anyone.
02:49I found these in this gift. I thought you might be able to use them. No. Sorry?
02:53Think we're going to trust you after you took this down? That wasn't our fault.
02:56You're just trying to steal our ideas. Aye, because we're going to win the prize.
02:59We're only trying to help. Beautiful exotic animals, so like packed crisps. It's terrible.
03:05Yeah. Well, I don't want any more animals to go extinct, just because people want them as pets.
03:10Iguanas? Tarantulas? They need a hot climate. People just turn the scent when hating them.
03:15It's nowhere to keep them. So why are we phoning them?
03:17Just monitoring. Gathering addresses.
03:19What for?
03:20Just something to do to help.
03:23What did your man say about going by ourselves?
03:26I thought mine would be March. She was quite pleased.
03:28Do you know, my first holiday abroad, on me own.
03:30Mine got all dreamy about some holiday romance she'd had with some young Greek lad.
03:34When was that last summer?
03:36Shut up, man. It was ages ago.
03:38Mine was a bit worried, but it's all right. I'd still go.
03:41Well, what are we waiting for?
03:43Come on, let's book up.
03:44Knock up, you lad. The tune's coming.
03:48Yeah, and thank you, too.
03:52Next.
03:54Come on, give us a number.
03:55Have you seen this one?
03:57Everything must go.
03:59Full range of exotic animals for quick sale.
04:02Sounds like a supermarket. Disgusting.
04:04I told you.
04:05People like that shouldn't be allowed to keep cats, never mind rare animals.
04:08All we're doing is ringing up. There's nothing more we can do.
04:11Okay, so I fancy him. What's wrong with that? Are you going to help me or not?
04:16Oh, hold on. You want me to help you get Liam?
04:19I most certainly do.
04:23So?
04:24I'm not sure that I can.
04:26Oh, how are we not? You've just got to do what I ask, that's all.
04:32Now, what would you say he's into, clothes-wise?
04:35Whatever he's wearing.
04:36I know, but everybody has a style. What would Liam go for?
04:39Maybe he doesn't like people who are into appearances.
04:42Aye, I get what you mean. Sort of dressing down urban streetwear, yeah?
04:46Well, he doesn't like poses, that's all I mean.
04:48And how come you're an expert all of a sudden?
04:51There's never going to be all those extras.
04:53I mean, airport taxes. Why?
04:55And insurance.
04:56Will you cheer up? We're going on holiday?
04:59We're going to have to live like nuns if we want any spending money.
05:01We've got plenty.
05:02Do you know what you used to need?
05:05Therapy.
05:06Shopping therapy.
05:08I know, why don't you dress down?
05:10Dress down?
05:11You know, like, wear your waist clothes and wear no make-up, just stuff like that.
05:15I don't wear any make-up.
05:16Yeah, Nat, I know.
05:18Right, what I mean is, it'd make me look good next to you, OK?
05:21Excuse me?
05:22I'll think of something else.
05:24Hi.
05:27You OK, Nat? You look like you've seen a ghost.
05:29Oh, thanks.
05:30Hiya, Liam.
05:33What's the matter? You're not speaking today?
05:35No.
05:36Oh, and by the way, it's my skin. I'm always this pale.
05:41Ah, don't bother. She gets like that, that's all.
05:45What do you reckon the prize will be, then?
05:47Well, it's worth 100 quid.
05:49CD, play-art, mini-TV.
05:51Nah, I reckon it's a games console or something.
05:53Let's give it a shot, then.
05:54Aye, really go for it.
05:55You all right?
05:59Yeah.
06:00Sure?
06:03Actually, I'm glad I saw you.
06:06Have you had any news from Harry?
06:07For a moment there, I thought you were actually bothered about me.
06:12I have.
06:13Look, she's doing her DJing, OK?
06:16I see you hanging round with Claire now. She seems really nice.
06:19Yeah, I know.
06:20Good looking, fashionable.
06:22Everyone and their father fancies her.
06:23I feel like you're in a shadow, is that it?
06:27Look, Sean, it's really nice here, but don't bother. I'm used to it.
06:31The best thing about going on holiday is iron up the talent on the beach.
06:39The next best thing is to sign right away.
06:41When you iron up the talent on the beach.
06:44Oh, look, it's Miss World.
06:47We're up to sunny Spain.
06:51Viva España.
06:54So what? Everyone goes to Spain.
06:56Everyone except you.
06:58Where did you get your top from?
07:01You always look good, which is why we were wondering
07:03if you'd model our clothes tomorrow in the show.
07:06What?
07:06Viva.
07:07Sort of urban streetwear stuff, isn't it?
07:09Wait, we're just going to take the Mickey?
07:11Yeah, I'd love to.
07:13Why not?
07:16Are you sure about this?
07:18You wanted to do something.
07:21See?
07:22Yeah, let's do it.
07:27Mr Bradford, I spoke to you on the phone.
07:29I'm Nicky.
07:30Ah, yes.
07:31Look, I'm sorry the Nattajack toad's gone,
07:33but there's loads more animals if you're interested.
07:35No, I'm not.
07:36We're animal rights activists from Biker Grove.
07:38I'm going to stop you from being so cruel at animals.
07:41It's not fair on the bird.
07:54And depending on the species, it might be illegal.
07:57Right, Nicky from Biker Grove.
07:59Look, I want a word with you.
08:01Leave her alone.
08:02Stand down, Arnie.
08:03I said a word.
08:04That's all.
08:07Go on, then.
08:08Right.
08:09My mother was one of yours.
08:11Animal rescuers.
08:13That's her menagerie.
08:15She died last week.
08:18Look, I'm sorry.
08:19Yeah.
08:20So am I.
08:22On top of everything else, I've got to try and get rid of this lot.
08:24Why, you should be meeting each other go to proper homes.
08:26Look, I'm trying to.
08:28Please, just give us a break.
08:30I'm sorry.
08:31It's a matter of principle.
08:33If we don't stick up for the animals, who will?
08:35Right.
08:36That's the way you want to play it.
08:40That's Sean, him.
08:42I still don't think you should have asked Claire.
08:44Miranda told us to get everyone we could.
08:47I was going to organise the models.
08:48Well, you should have discussed it with us first.
08:50It's not fair.
08:52She does all the creative stuff.
08:53You do all the business stuff.
08:54And whenever I suggest anything, I just get shouted at.
08:57Well, will you two stop it?
08:58We've got things to do.
09:00How are you then?
09:00Let's see what you're designing, then.
09:03Erm, well, it's just a rough sketch.
09:05Come on, don't be modest.
09:08Oh, well, I sort of want to be on that beach now.
09:11I ain't see why and all.
09:16It's a big day, isn't it?
09:17I thought the place would have been swamped.
09:19It's half eight in the morning.
09:21Sorry.
09:21I wanted to catch up.
09:23How do you mean?
09:23Well, the library was great, but you missed the chat.
09:26So come on, what's it got?
09:28There is now.
09:29You should know by now, nothing ever happens around here.
09:31Jack, what's that doing here?
09:34I don't know.
09:34Maybe Jeff got someone to bring it over for the immigrants.
09:37Well, why is it by itself?
09:39There's something around its neck.
09:44Jack!
09:45Is anyone else in?
09:46No.
09:46What?
09:49What is it?
09:50It's dead small.
09:51It must be a baby.
09:52It's a Shetland.
09:53It's as big as they get.
09:55It's a Shetland.
09:56Oh, well, that explains everything.
09:58It came with a note from that bloke.
10:00You love animals so much, you have it.
10:03What are we going to do?
10:04There's only one place that pony's going that's back to where it came from.
10:07That bloke's only trying to teach you a lesson.
10:09No way.
10:09I don't know.
10:10I'll leave you alone for one minute.
10:12Therese?
10:12You got into this.
10:13You get out of it.
10:23Looks like you've got a visitor.
10:26Oh, no.
10:27It's Carbone, the boss of the agency.
10:30I don't want him breathing down my neck.
10:32Oh, I don't know.
10:34Might be quite nice.
10:36Mr. Carbone?
10:37It's nice to see you.
10:38Where's this Liam, then?
10:40Can't wait to see him on those ramps, going through his moves.
10:43Liam?
10:43For the photo shoot?
10:45No.
10:45We're getting some pros in.
10:46But Liam's the star.
10:48Well, he's the face.
10:49Jumps.
10:50We must have jumps.
10:51But Connor said...
10:52Connor can't make it.
10:53He's troubleshooting for me.
10:54So you'll be here?
10:55All day.
10:57And he can stop pulling my leg, for starters.
10:59Sorry?
11:00Well, you'll be telling me Liam can't skateboard next.
11:04Mr. Bradford!
11:07Mr. Bradford!
11:08He's no good.
11:12He's not in.
11:13Have you seen that?
11:15Oh, no.
11:16That's why he was so desperate to get rid of him.
11:18So what's the plan?
11:20All this walking, he's bound to need a rest.
11:22Set your weights up here, okay, lads?
11:26Liam!
11:27Where have you been?
11:29Listen, can you skateboard?
11:31What, you said...
11:32I know what I said?
11:33I'm rusty.
11:34Very rusty.
11:35This is all I need.
11:36Can you jump?
11:37We must have jumps.
11:40I've seen your test shots.
11:41Star of the show, eh?
11:42I thought this was supposed to be about ordinary people.
11:45Seems a fair point.
11:46Liam, don't let it go to your head.
11:48What, in case I turn it like you?
11:52Very good.
11:53Prepare for fame.
11:55Fame?
11:56Why not?
11:58Liam's son.
12:00A word.
12:03Have you seen Miranda?
12:04Who?
12:05Our clothes.
12:06They're not here.
12:08Why do I have to hide them?
12:09Geoff would have a wobbly.
12:11He wouldn't have to keep them.
12:12Sherbert likes it, yeah?
12:13Sherbert.
12:14Sherbert the Shetland pony.
12:17We can't stay here.
12:18It's going to be swamped when that gets going.
12:20Just don't want to look.
12:22What about round the back?
12:23No one goes there.
12:24Okay.
12:26Well then, here you are.
12:31We thought you weren't coming.
12:33Oh, brilliant.
12:34I can't believe they're here.
12:35They look great.
12:36Yeah, right.
12:36I'll take them in.
12:39What are you grovelling for?
12:40I've been wearing the peders.
12:42Well, I've got to get first choice of the gear, haven't I?
12:44If I'm going to trap Liam.
12:48What do you have to call her for?
12:49In the hope that one of us may be able to talk some sense into you.
12:53Did you know about this?
12:54I heard about it yesterday.
12:56See?
12:57You're supposed to be keeping your head down.
12:58I am.
12:59What do you want to afford to shoot?
13:01Yeah, well maybe people will back off now.
13:02So that's why you're doing it?
13:05I can't run forever.
13:06Isn't, son, this isn't just about you.
13:09This way you're dragging the grove into it.
13:11You can't leave that running him, Jeff.
13:13I'm not telling you what to do, but it's not too late to pull out.
13:17You want to tell them that?
13:19If I have to.
13:20I'm not telling you what to do, but it's not too late to pull out.
13:26Right, is everyone ready?
13:28Cameras roll, action.
13:31Don't forget.
13:32Enjoy yourselves.
13:33Present for you.
13:39What do you say, Liam?
13:41No, thanks.
13:43Liam, come back.
13:45Nerves, he'll be fine.
13:47Liam.
13:48The PR event.
13:49You said you'd do it.
13:50Don't worry about me.
13:50You're coming back, though, aren't you?
14:03That was close.
14:05You think you'll be all right?
14:06Might not be your palace, Sherbert, but we'll do a better job than that, Mr Bradford.
14:10At least we want, yeah?
14:16Liam's gone.
14:18What did you say to him?
14:19Ah, I just hope he comes back.
14:23Mr Carboni, you've got to see these lads.
14:26They're giving everything.
14:27Well, what do you think?
14:29I think your little chapmate would have done the trick.
14:31Maybe there isn't anything to worry about.
14:34Let me whisk as he hasn't changed his mind that easy.
14:36You're making me feel tired.
14:38Take a break, lads.
14:40Just think of the prize, lads.
14:43Help yourself, lads.
14:45That's what you call the pack shot.
14:47Will you show the product?
14:48Hey, girls.
14:49All right.
14:50A hard man to love it.
14:52Do you like that work?
14:53Yeah.
14:53It's our own label.
14:54We've got a full range.
14:56Great.
14:57This place is buzzing.
14:59Liam back it.
15:00Hey, you've got to see the assault course.
15:01True grit, eh?
15:08Look, I've got something a bit lighter.
15:11One of me own ideas.
15:13Look at them.
15:14We did all the hard work.
15:16No, it's just not right.
15:17So, me and you and the decider.
15:20May the best women win.
15:22I can't lose this.
15:23Come on, let's go and make a few adjustments.
15:27They're going to cheat.
15:28Lads, they just can't face losing.
15:30Well, whatever they can do.
15:33Just a little idea.
15:34Where are the big ones?
15:36Where's Liam?
15:38Mr. Carboni.
15:39The truth is, I'm not sure he can...
15:41Cameras, cameras, cameras, quick!
15:48Not sure he can walk.
15:50Well, this should be a laugh.
15:51Put him falls off.
15:52See you later.
15:55Fantastic.
16:00We have clubs, Mr. Carboni.
16:02We have clubs.
16:15Right.
16:16It's now or never.
16:17What are you doing?
16:18Right.
16:22Sorry, the director told us to do that.
16:27What?
16:28Take two.
16:30We've got a lot in common, you know.
16:31I don't think so.
16:32Believe me, we're hard.
16:33Liam!
16:35Brilliant!
16:36Are you okay?
16:37Lads, do they only go on looks?
16:40Oh, no, they sometimes go on really important things like trainers.
16:43It's a waste of time.
16:44You can say that again.
16:46I'm sick of him.
16:47I'm sick of this whole place.
16:49Are you sure you're okay?
16:50Yeah, just leave us alone.
16:52It could be worse.
16:55My lads are for the Shetland Pawnee.
16:57There's no grass here.
16:59It could get hungry.
17:01I'll go and pick some.
17:02Sherbert, how do you like your grass?
17:05I'm just stopping.
17:12What are you doing?
17:13Nothing.
17:14Why aren't you around there with the others?
17:16Look, it's none of your business.
17:17I ain't, I'll see you for myself.
17:18It's a Shetland Pawnee.
17:28Really?
17:30Oh, he's nicked me bark.
17:31Can't help it.
17:33He's hungry.
17:34Starving.
17:35You need a van load?
17:35Oh, he's lovely, isn't he?
17:37Hey, you two are missing all the fun out there.
17:39If you want to go out, I'll look after him.
17:40Are you sure?
17:41Yeah, I love animals.
17:42I suppose we could.
17:43Great.
17:48Hungry, eh?
17:49I bet that makes you feel really big.
17:57Funny you should say that, because it does.
18:00I've got no chance of winning now.
18:04Never say never.
18:09Hey, it's blocked.
18:10You cheated, disqualified.
18:17You put the stupid bin lid there.
18:19Everyone knows he cheated anyway.
18:20Call it a draw.
18:21And that's being generous.
18:23Next time, don't try and do it all yourself.
18:25Well, just hope you've made the right decision, lad.
18:41Have you seen Claire?
18:42She's not even wearing our clothes.
18:44What?
18:44I told you we shouldn't have asked her.
18:46Smile.
18:48Hear me, hi-bubble.
18:50Ah!
18:52Ah!
18:52Go nicked me jacket.
19:10Sherpot!
19:16I don't believe this.
19:20Hey, this isn't part of your brief.
19:22I'm here to tell the truth.
19:23Can't argue with that.
19:24What is it about this place?
19:26Any time you try and achieve anything...
19:28My little pony comes along and spoils it.
19:30I must admit, it couldn't happen anywhere else.
19:37OK.
19:38Dave, let's go inside.
19:39I'll show you the building.
19:40Sorry, I've got to go.
19:41Problems?
19:42Yeah, yeah.
19:43Sinking ship.
19:44I get the message.
19:49Rob?
19:49Rob?
19:49Rob?
19:49Rob?
19:50Rob?
19:50Rob?
19:50Rob?
19:52Well?
19:53Who won the prize?
19:54You bothered about the prize at a time like this?
19:56Aye, too, right.
19:58OK, fine.
19:59You won.
20:00Happy?
20:01Yeah.
20:02I'm glad someone is.
20:08Our clothes not good enough for you.
20:10These are your clothes.
20:11Do you think I wouldn't recognise me own designs?
20:14Well, I got them off your real share.
20:16Look.
20:18What?
20:18See, I told you.
20:20They've put our labels on someone else's clothes.
20:23Why would anybody do that?
20:25However stupid, at least you two are trying to do some good.
20:29It's your excuse, letting that animal run riot.
20:33I hope you haven't got anything planned for the next week, Nat.
20:36Because I want you here every evening, complete with mops, scrubbing brush, polishing dusters.
20:40Oh, Jeff.
20:41What?
20:43Right.
20:44Out.
20:45The lot of you.
20:49I knew you'd understand.
20:51Sherbert likes it, yeah.
20:52Do you think I've lost me marbles completely?
20:54I can't have a pony living at the grove.
20:57Why not?
20:58Why not?
20:59I've phoned the RSPCA.
21:01They're on their way.
21:06There you are.
21:08Look, I wanted to tell you, you've won, OK?
21:10You're taking the Mickey Clay.
21:11You know you have.
21:12How can I top a rampaging pony?
21:14Not in a million years.
21:16Look, the wind-ups are over.
21:17You're the champion.
21:18Oh, right.
21:18A consolation prize.
21:21Look, Nat, what's going on?
21:23Because you've been active really strange lately.
21:25Nothing.
21:26Oh, look, just go and enjoy yourself.
21:28Oh, yeah, right.
21:36What's the great deal?
21:37Isn't she taking him?
21:38I reckon he's the animal shelter's packed.
21:40Oh, brilliant.
21:42Inspectors are supposed to look after him, just to find the bloke they've brought him.
21:45What?
21:46They need to take him back to the owner.
21:47I'll make sure the owner's held responsible for dumping the animal.
21:50Oh, well, we'll look after him.
21:51Pay for his food.
21:52Oh, true, you will.
21:54I'll need every last penny for me firework display.
21:58Oi.
21:59You've missed a bit.
22:10Look, I'm sorry.
22:12No, I am.
22:13Walking out like that.
22:14Bit of a crisis on another job.
22:15But look, I've seen some of the tape.
22:19Oh, terrific.
22:19It's fantastic.
22:20It's fantastic.
22:21What?
22:22Even the psycho pony?
22:23A stroke of genius.
22:25Wacky.
22:26Off the wall.
22:27It had the lot.
22:29Now you are coming with me.
22:31And where are we going?
22:32To discuss your new job.
22:36Rob!
22:37Stop!
22:37The mystery prize, man.
22:41What do I get?
22:42Video game, is it?
22:43Set of mountain bikes.
22:44Great news, lads.
22:46He's won a year's supply of hyperbars.
22:48What?
22:49The officer will be in touch.
22:51Hey, yours were great.
22:52Thanks for everything.
22:53Come to gloat.
23:07What you did with that pony?
23:08It's brilliant.
23:09Look, I'm busy.
23:10If you want to report back to Claire and have a good laugh at us, then I think you might have seen enough, OK?
23:14Claire?
23:15I'll give her some credit.
23:16She follows us around, that's all.
23:18I'm not interested.
23:19She's gorgeous.
23:20She's fake.
23:21That's my friend you're talking about.
23:23I came to see you.
23:25Why?
23:26Why do you think?
23:29What did you do that for?
23:30Well, you won't talk to us.
23:31So you thought you'd just snog us?
23:33Nah, listen.
23:33No.
23:34Look, you're wasting your time.
23:36Am I?
23:36Bye-bye.
23:50Bye-bye.
23:56Bye-bye.
24:02Bye-bye.
24:03Yeah!