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Byker Grove (1989) S11E09
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00:00Biker!
00:11Biker!
00:15Biker!
00:19Biker!
00:23Biker!
00:25Biker!
00:27Biker!
00:32Biker!
00:37Biker!
00:42Biker!
00:47Biker!
00:57Biker!
00:59Biker!
01:02What's going on?
01:05You know why you're here?
01:06Something to do with home brew?
01:08Your exploding brewery.
01:09It was just a laugh.
01:10Some laugh.
01:11What would have happened if one of the little ones had found it?
01:13Aye, what did you do with the rest of the beer?
01:17We didn't mean that it'd explode.
01:18Do you realise how dangerous alcohol can be?
01:21I suppose you would have just carried on if Sean hadn't caught you.
01:24She didn't catch me.
01:25No, she didn't catch you, Greg.
01:27But you three are inseparable.
01:29Remember the ghost of the grove?
01:30That wasn't me either.
01:31No, it wasn't, Geoff.
01:32Honest.
01:33Can we go now?
01:34If there's any more trouble, I'll be looking out for you three.
01:38Go on.
01:39Out.
01:45What did you think you were doing, Jack?
01:47I thought he was a burglar.
01:49How was I supposed to know he moved in?
01:50His name's Liam.
01:52How long's he staying?
01:53I don't know.
01:54Well, where's he from?
01:56What's he doing here?
01:58I've put him into Terry's old room.
02:00Ben won't like that.
02:01It's not up to Ben.
02:05Stay here.
02:06Watch out for burglars.
02:14What do you think?
02:15They've been previous, aren't you?
02:17The council haven't given that permission yet.
02:19They can't say no.
02:22Can they?
02:23Must be a bit strange coming back.
02:25New faces.
02:26No Bridget.
02:27Nah, it's fine.
02:29So have the council agreed?
02:31How serious are you about this, Rob?
02:33This promotion means everything.
02:35The grove will get a fee.
02:37Don't give us a sales pitch again.
02:39So what's the answer?
02:40The council have given their permission.
02:42Yes!
02:43Provided me and Sean underwrite any losses.
02:45Don't worry, Geoff.
02:46You won't have to pay any losses.
02:48Not if you'll promise to pay them.
02:54What's the hurry?
02:55I've got up in the allotments yet with Sir Gina.
02:57Your what?
02:58Baza!
02:59Bradley!
03:00What's happening with Wombat?
03:01He's dressed up.
03:02What do you think?
03:03What, Bo?
03:04Modeling?
03:05For the promotion, we're going to be on the telly.
03:07Aunt my boy.
03:08Hello.
03:09Ta-da!
03:10What do you think?
03:11They're great.
03:12They're cool.
03:13How's things?
03:14Your samples.
03:15Yeah, I just finished them.
03:16Oh, they're great.
03:17They're fantastic.
03:18They're not finished yet.
03:19I'm sure I can find a shop for these.
03:20And then?
03:21Well, I just want to help.
03:22Go on then.
03:23See what you can do.
03:24Right then, what shall we do now?
03:26A fancy shop.
03:27I'm sure I can find a shop for these.
03:29And then?
03:30Well, I just want to help.
03:32Go on then.
03:33See what you can do.
03:35Right then, what shall we do now?
03:37I think of a logo and a brand name.
03:40It was just a suggestion.
03:42They might help sell them.
03:45I knew you were coming.
03:47I just didn't know where.
03:49Where's your social worker?
03:51Busy.
03:52So you decided to turn up on your own?
03:54I didn't fancy hanging out there all day.
03:57Is this all your things?
03:59There's some other stuff.
04:00The social worker will bring up with her.
04:02And when might that be?
04:04Tonight, maybe.
04:06You'll feel better once you've met everyone.
04:11I'll be downstairs if you want anything.
04:15Yes?
04:16Nothing.
04:17Downstairs then.
04:18Come on.
04:24You've missed a bit.
04:25You're late.
04:26I'm not.
04:27Well, at very late.
04:28Everyone was made up when I sorted the sleep over.
04:30You all knew painting the shed was the payback.
04:33So where is everyone?
04:34I don't know.
04:35Where's Barry?
04:36Where's any of them?
04:37Here.
04:38You carry on.
04:39What are you going to do?
04:40Find Barry.
04:41What is meeting about anyway?
04:42I don't know.
04:43I was at the auditions.
04:44Friends, Grovers, countrymen.
04:45What is he on?
04:46You've all heard about the promotion.
04:47Who's getting promoted?
04:48Not who.
04:49This.
04:50Guerrilla marketing want to use the Grove to help promote this hypernutri bar to other kids.
04:55Teens for teens.
04:56Guerrilla marketing.
04:57Who?
04:58Not gorilla.
04:59Guerrilla.
05:00It means freedom fighter.
05:01Guerrilla marketing come up with ways of advertising things.
05:03They've asked me to help find a central face for the campaign here in the North East.
05:06An escape or an event that uses a backdrop to the promotion.
05:07Why?
05:08It's a health bar.
05:09Full of energy.
05:10So they want to show kids doing high energy stuff.
05:11But I reckon we can do better.
05:12How do you mean like?
05:13We'll get us involved too.
05:14We set up a bar for the other kids.
05:15For other kids.
05:16Teens for teens.
05:17Guerrilla marketing.
05:18Who?
05:19Not gorilla.
05:20Guerrilla.
05:21It means freedom fighter.
05:22Guerrilla marketing come up with ways of advertising things.
05:23They've asked me to help find a central face for the campaign here in the North East.
05:26An escape or an event that uses a backdrop to the promotion.
05:27Why?
05:28It's a health bar.
05:29Full of energy.
05:30How do you mean like?
05:31We'll get us involved too.
05:32We set up loads of high energy events.
05:35All using you lot.
05:36And you'll get to be on camera too.
05:37Well what sort of activities?
05:38Well anything physical.
05:39And there's a special mystery prize for the best one.
05:43So start coming up with ideas.
05:45And we'll make the Grove and you famous.
05:48To contact at the PR company.
05:51You'll all be stars.
05:53Connor?
05:54It's me, Rob.
05:56I'd like to speak to Liam's caseworker.
05:59Well get her out of the meeting then.
06:02I know it's not normal food.
06:04This is not a normal situation.
06:06Yeah?
06:07You're right.
06:08I'm Jack.
06:09It's not so bad here.
06:12This is Terry's old room.
06:14He's left now but his brother Ben's still here.
06:16Couldn't give a monkey's who's room it is.
06:18Luke can be a bit scary.
06:21Which is alright.
06:22Like I can.
06:23Shouldn't stick it.
06:24Stuff you.
06:25Laura!
06:26I was just coming to the allotment.
06:27Where's Barry?
06:28Isn't he painting the shed?
06:29Have you seen him?
06:30I saw him earlier with Bradley and Stumpy.
06:31He's been totally useless since he met Bradley.
06:32Right, open the snack bar.
06:33Me?
06:34What are you going to do?
06:35Find Barry.
06:36I'd love all of those, please.
06:37Where are you going in such a hurry?
06:38Business.
06:39Oh, what kind of business?
06:40Well, I told you about it yesterday and you weren't interested.
06:43Well, I was wrong.
06:44You know, maybe we could help each other.
06:47Karen, Ceter and Cher have just finished their first samples.
06:48Yeah, well give us a look.
06:53Yeah, they're good.
06:55That's right.
06:56You know, we could put you in the PR event.
06:57Maybe.
06:58It depends on what kind of deal you're prepared to offer.
07:02finish their first samples. Yeah, give us a look.
07:09Yeah, they're good. That's right.
07:11You know, we could put you in the PR event. Maybe.
07:14It depends on what kind of deal you're prepared to offer.
07:18Come on. Where do? You'll see.
07:22Right, Jack, I want you to take Liam down to the grove.
07:25You must be joking. Do I look like I'm joking?
07:28I don't want to go anywhere. You see? Do you want me to send you back?
07:32Right. Come on. Off you go, the pair of you.
07:36One bag, you can't eat it. Do you think it eats grass?
07:39You are. What's going on?
07:41We found a frog. Let it go. We're only trying to feed it.
07:44You're scared half to death. We aren't.
07:46How would you like being held captive by three enormous giants?
07:49All right, all right. It's only a frog. Satisfied now?
07:53What on earth are you wearing? Smart, eh? Very.
07:57Is it a joke or a bet? It's your turn for a wind-up.
08:01Remember, I'm one-up on you. I didn't know how to take turns.
08:04Anyway, Harry's not here, is she? She's off making her fame and fortune.
08:08So? She's the judge.
08:10Poor Nat. Can't do one little thing if Harry's not there.
08:13I think I can. Well, prove it, then.
08:15Why don't you run Barry trial as well?
08:18Be models, Lee.
08:19I hate wearing new clothes. You're getting a bother if you mess them up.
08:22There's a prize for the winner. You'll be famous on the telly.
08:25No.
08:26You'll never have to go to school again.
08:28Someone's coming.
08:30It wasn't me.
08:31What? You were supposed to help paint the shed?
08:34Yeah, I'm sorry. I forgot.
08:35Come on, then.
08:36You're useless these days.
08:39You can't know that I was around.
08:40What?
08:41I'm not your slave. I'll come when it suits us.
08:45Right.
08:48I'll show you around if you want.
08:53Who's your friend?
08:54Liam. He's right, Pratt.
08:57What are you doing?
08:59Jasmine, to walk through the dean. We can go out the coast.
09:02Yeah?
09:03Come on, then.
09:07Connor, I'm telling you, the grove is perfect. You'll love it.
09:11No, I'm not just skateboarding. I've got to shed loads of events we can use.
09:15Yeah? No problem.
09:18But whenever you like, I'll be here.
09:20Yes!
09:21Yes!
09:24Who is that?
09:27Don't know, but he's a bit of all right, though, isn't he?
09:30What's up, Rob?
09:31Connor's coming over.
09:33Ben, can I have a word?
09:35All we need now for this campaign is a lad befronted.
09:38Someone to be the face of the grove.
09:40The face of the grove? Me?
09:42Why not?
09:43You're not bad-looking and they want someone local.
09:45Yeah?
09:47So will I be famous?
09:48The face we choose will be everywhere.
09:50Well, locally.
09:52What? Even on TV?
09:54Magazines, advertising, hoardings.
09:56With the grove in the background, it'll be brilliant!
09:58Brilliant!
09:59I hate these auditions.
10:01Sound like a laugh.
10:02I want a word with you.
10:03Barry, lose yourself.
10:07Right then.
10:12You've missed a bit.
10:13Ha, ha.
10:14Can't reach any higher.
10:15I've run out with paint.
10:16But you and I will go mad.
10:18Heard about the promotion?
10:19No.
10:20At the grove.
10:21They're trying to sell an energy bar to gorillas.
10:24Eh?
10:25If we can think of a cool event, we can be in it.
10:28What sort of event?
10:30Something energetic.
10:31There's a prize for the best one.
10:33Oi!
10:34Regina's come and get paint!
10:35There's no paint!
10:36Use this.
10:37Stand there.
10:39Give us a piggyback.
10:40Come on.
10:42We could join forces with the lads.
10:44What?
10:45And help with their events?
10:46No.
10:47A special event for us.
10:48They'd have to include it.
10:49We don't need the boys.
10:50We can do something.
10:51There's a prize.
10:52We'd better make sure we win then.
10:55After you've finished the shit.
10:59You've just got to pretend to be Bob, OK?
11:01It'd make me happy.
11:02And you wouldn't want to see me unhappy, would you?
11:05So you'll do it.
11:06Why me?
11:07Because you sound like him.
11:08It'd be a good laugh.
11:10Right, you know what to say.
11:11Wait, wait.
11:15Yo!
11:16Hello?
11:17Connor?
11:18Yeah?
11:19This line is terrible, Rob.
11:20I've got someone you must see to front the promotion.
11:24He's perfect.
11:25It's Nim.
11:35Just give it back to him.
11:36Go on.
11:37Yeah.
11:38What?
11:39Oh, you found it. Brilliant. Can't run the business without it.
11:42Hey, there's some excitement out front. Some blokes arrived in a sports car.
11:45Connor!
11:48Connor!
11:50Hey, great to see you.
11:52You all right, Rob?
11:53Yeah. Can I show you how to go?
11:55Yeah, go.
12:03Hi, man!
12:09How about mint clothes for lush teens?
12:22Well, it's better than anything you used to thought of.
12:26KSE for the logo. Currency, I shall get it.
12:31KSE? That's good.
12:34Am I brilliant or am I brilliant?
12:38What? You found a shop? Already?
12:41In town. They love the designs and they'll take more.
12:44Really? We'll be famous.
12:46We'll be rich.
12:47Er, there's one tiny problem.
12:49It had some gripes about the workmanship.
12:51I knew I should have finished it.
12:52Well, no, it's not your fault. It's this equipment. It's had it.
12:55Well, there's not much we can do about that.
12:57You can't, but I can.
12:59I'll put up the money for a new sewing machine and over-stitcher.
13:02Do you mean over-locker?
13:03Er, yeah, that's what I meant.
13:05I'm not sure.
13:06You said I could be part of this if I got you an order.
13:09Would you agree?
13:10I don't think this is a good idea.
13:12I want to help.
13:13Our business is about to take off.
13:15We'll have to be bold.
13:16Right.
13:17Me and Karen will go and buy the new equipment.
13:19Do you think that's open?
13:20I don't know.
13:21Let's have a look.
13:22Hey.
13:23Jack.
13:24Come here a minute.
13:25What's up?
13:26Nothing.
13:27I just wanted you for myself for a minute.
13:28After your attitude last time, we had me doubts, Rob.
13:29But you're right.
13:30The Grove is a great location.
13:31What here?
13:32Nah, it's not.
13:33It's brilliant.
13:34You know guerilla marketing are looking at somewhere else.
13:35Where?
13:36Don't know, but as far as they're concerned it's neck and neck.
13:37Who's that?
13:38That's Jeff, isn't it?
13:42Jeff?
13:44After your attitude last time, we had me doubts, Rob.
13:46But you're right. The Grove is a great location.
13:49What, here?
13:50Nah, it's not. It's brilliant.
13:54You know, guerrilla marketing are looking at somewhere else.
13:56Where?
13:57Don't know, but as far as they're concerned, it's neck and neck.
14:01Who's that?
14:03That's Geoff, isn't it?
14:05Geoff?
14:05He is perfect.
14:08What do you think you're doing?
14:10Taking your picture.
14:11No, you're not.
14:13Hey, we're doing a promotion.
14:14Yo could be the face for it.
14:15Make you famous.
14:16I said no.
14:17I'd want you coming, bit.
14:18Yo said everyone wanted to be involved.
14:21They do.
14:22Look, I've got someone who's just perfect.
14:24Geoff, right?
14:25No, Ben.
14:26I want to see Geoff.
14:30Right.
14:30This is fantastic.
14:48She's great, isn't she?
14:50I've never seen her so happy.
14:54It's really good that she's back.
14:55We can go out more.
14:56Yeah, great.
15:01Come on.
15:04And you're sure he's up for this?
15:05Yeah.
15:07Come in.
15:10Geoff, this is Connor.
15:12Connor, Geoff.
15:13Nice to meet you.
15:14This is Geoff.
15:17Yeah.
15:18Are you serious?
15:20This promotion's supposed to be about young people.
15:23What's wrong?
15:24What's wrong?
15:25You told me this guy was it when you phoned me.
15:27No offence.
15:28None taken.
15:29I didn't phone you.
15:30Just before I got here, said Geoff was the face for the campaign.
15:35I smell a wind-up.
15:37Look, I'm sorry about this.
15:39I take it you outrun this place.
15:40I muddle through.
15:41We need a room for the auditions.
15:44We can manage that.
15:45Great.
15:46Mind if I email guerrilla marketing from here?
15:49Feel free to email the whore of the jungle, pal.
15:52These auditions will give us the face we're looking for.
15:55Well, they'd better.
15:59The Ramirezon?
15:59That one wants to be stroked.
16:02It's dead smooth.
16:06What's the pet lip for?
16:07Nothing.
16:09If he didn't want to come, you should have just said, it's not that.
16:12You always say it's best at all.
16:14Just keep your hands off my lads.
16:17He's always doing what you want to do.
16:19He doesn't want to spend time with me.
16:20He wants to be with you.
16:21Jack's great.
16:22He's not like other lads.
16:24Jack's Jack.
16:25And he's me best mate, that's all.
16:27Supposing he doesn't see it like that?
16:32Be fun to swim with them.
16:34What?
16:34In the sea.
16:35They'd have a heart attack if you turned up in your feathers.
16:38They'd have a big one if you turned up without them.
16:46Ollie?
16:47If you'd just let you stand there.
16:48Next.
16:50Next.
16:56Next.
16:59Next.
17:03No.
17:04He does tricks when I see one.
17:08Sure.
17:09Quite.
17:12Next.
17:12This is Ben.
17:14The one I mentioned.
17:16Next.
17:20That's everyone.
17:21That's great, lads.
17:22Thanks a lot.
17:24We'll let you know.
17:25Excuse me.
17:27You three.
17:29A word.
17:29A word.
17:34I'm sorry, Rob.
17:36You didn't even like Ben.
17:37He's pretty, but he's not earthy enough.
17:40We need someone who looks urban.
17:42Raw.
17:42Well, what do we do now?
17:44We show guerrilla marketing what we've got.
17:46And if we haven't got the face, they walk.
17:50I warned you.
17:51It wasn't us, Jeff.
17:53We didn't phone him.
17:54Well, someone did.
17:55I asked myself, who would want to set me up?
17:59Aye, well, it wasn't us, Jeff.
18:00I told you I'd keep an eye on you.
18:01We didn't do it, Jeff.
18:03Honest.
18:04Well, who, then?
18:06Any ideas, lads?
18:10Cool.
18:11A week ago, this is just a dream.
18:13Now we've got designs, a backer, and brand new equipment.
18:16You'll be a famous designer.
18:18I'm designing all, you know.
18:20Look.
18:25Mmm.
18:26Well?
18:28I'll leave the drawer in the shirt.
18:32Have you got a moment?
18:33Oh, what do you want?
18:38Is this yours?
18:39Hayes must be doing well.
18:41Yes.
18:42Erm, look.
18:43I was wondering if I knew you gave us part of the PR event.
18:47Fashion photos?
18:48That sounds great.
18:50Oh, is this that had your trophy cabinet?
18:52Guerrilla marketing could put us all on the map.
18:55Clothes, four-teens, by-teens.
18:57Your stuff will be in every local mag and rag.
19:00So how's about it?
19:01What?
19:03Okay.
19:03I think we should talk it over first.
19:05Rubbish.
19:06Of course we'll do it.
19:07Great.
19:08Erm, I'll give you the details later.
19:19Jack's always talking about you.
19:21He's always worried about what you think.
19:24That was great.
19:25What now?
19:26I'm hungry.
19:27Yeah, I can learn how to fish and chips.
19:28Jack!
19:29What?
19:30First you want to swim with them.
19:31Now you want to eat them.
19:33Fish and chips at the coast.
19:34It's traditional.
19:35It doesn't mean you have to do it.
19:36You're hopeless.
19:37Come on.
19:38You're certain?
19:44Right, I'll be in touch.
19:45Ciao.
19:47Well?
19:48Guerrilla marketing want me to contact the local press.
19:50Well, I'll sort that.
19:52And?
19:52They're interested in that lad on the climbing frame.
19:55Well, he didn't even audition.
19:57I took his picture outside.
19:59Like so.
20:01There's somewhat else.
20:02They want another picture.
20:04Well, how are we supposed to do that?
20:06Well, they don't care.
20:07If we don't get a cleaner image of Pretty Boy to them before five o'clock,
20:12guerrilla marketing go elsewhere.
20:15I'll sort it.
20:15Do you mind?
20:19No.
20:20I want to keep an eye on those lads over there.
20:22So?
20:24Teenage lad.
20:25It's the hormones and spots that make me moody.
20:28Move over, will you?
20:31What do I do?
20:32Climb the mountain?
20:33Just get lost.
20:34Yeah, leave him alone.
20:35Don't need any help, thanks.
20:37It's kind of nice life.
20:38Hey, watch this.
20:39What are you going to do about it?
20:41Look, Ollie's the hardest lad at the grove you know.
20:43He'll absolutely kill you if he's starting him.
20:45Hi.
20:49Do you want me to do it?
20:50Sure go, Rob.
20:52Do you want the PR event or not?
20:55I'll hide, man.
20:56What happens now?
20:57You lay a finger on him and you'll have me to reckon with.
20:59Leave out of this and that.
21:00It's large stuff.
21:01Aye.
21:01We can manage him.
21:03Hey, I told you before.
21:04Get lost.
21:05Watch who you push him.
21:05Come on, skate.
21:06Better be.
21:07Yeah?
21:07Well, come on, them big mouth.
21:08Do you know how hard you are?
21:09Hey, that's enough.
21:11I said that's enough.
21:13Right, you out of here now.
21:15And if I see you around here again, I'll call the police.
21:19Stuff you.
21:22Got the picture.
21:24Well, there goes your prize asset.
21:25You've blown it.
21:27Give me 24 hours, Connor.
21:2924 hours.
21:30I'll sort it.
21:31You made a deal with Rob.
21:33Why shouldn't we?
21:33Because I was negotiating with him.
21:35You walked off on him.
21:36I was stringing him along to get you a better deal.
21:39With our clothes and designs.
21:41You're just mad because we got the deal and you didn't.
21:42I have been working flat out for you.
21:45I found the shop.
21:46Jake did put the money for the new gear.
21:48It was our idea.
21:49Where are the talent?
21:50It was my idea to go commercial.
21:52I put up the money.
21:54You just think he can buy anything?
21:55I thought I was part of the business.
21:58Well, you are wrong.
21:59If you're unhappy, just go.
22:01What?
22:02You heard.
22:03If we cut out the middle man, then there's more money for us.
22:05We want to do something on our own.
22:07You have taken me for a ride.
22:09Oh, you'd have just got bored and dropped for it anyway.
22:11Right.
22:11Well, I want my money back then.
22:14Well, we can't pay you until we've sold the clothes.
22:16Well, in that case, I want my equipment.
22:19All right.
22:21You three have a loan.
22:23I'll give you a break over the phone call.
22:24He started it.
22:25He's off his head, man.
22:27I've had it with you three.
22:28It was the lad who kicked off, Jeff.
22:29It wasn't their fault.
22:30They didn't phone Connor.
22:31How do you know about the phone call?
22:33We heard Ralph talking about it before.
22:39Honest.
22:41Get away, Hope.
23:00What's up?
23:00New lad, yeah.
23:01Right, idiot.
23:02Yeah?
23:02He's in Terry's order room.
23:04What?
23:10It's Lennox Lewis.
23:11Who let you in here?
23:11It's my room.
23:12No, wait.
23:13Get out.
23:14Get up or do I have to make you?
23:16Well, you know what they say.
23:19Big gob.
23:20Fat lift.
23:21That's enough.
23:22Ben, get yourself downstairs.
23:24Now.
23:26Catch you later.
23:26Yeah.
23:32I think it's like a pro.
23:57Yeah.