Archie’s Funhouse Episode 1 “Ice Block / Circus Act” is part of the classic animated variety series produced by Filmation Studios and aired originally on CBS in 1970.
This beloved retro cartoon features Archie Andrews, Jughead, Betty, Veronica, and the rest of the Riverdale gang in fun comedy skits, musical numbers, and animated adventures. The format of Archie’s Funhouse combined comedy sketches, live-action segments, and animated shorts, making it a fan-favorite Saturday morning series.
In this first episode, Archie and friends perform hilarious segments including Ice Block and Circus Act, delivering wholesome fun for kids and nostalgic memories for adults who grew up watching classic Archie shows.
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03:24You can't get away from the old rocket-powered speed skater
03:27Well, I guess this calls for secret weapon number 13
03:33The old cat burglar trick
03:38There's my tiger
03:40Now, to slink up the ladder
03:42Ever so quietly
03:44Lift open the window
03:46And then...
03:47Don't look so down, Ethel
03:54Here's something that'll pick you up
03:56Thunderbolt Theater
03:59Quick, drippy gags
04:01Why are you hanging that painting?
04:04Because I couldn't find the artist
04:06Fire at will!
04:10Won't Will get mad?
04:12What's another name for an iceberg?
04:17A permanent wave
04:19That joke was all wet
04:21Hear about the mixed-up telephone operator?
04:24Yeah!
04:25She had a lot of hang-ups!
04:27How about that for a hotline?
04:32Miss Grundy, I do hope I look as good as you when I'm your age
04:36You did!
04:39Hold that pose!
04:40I want to forget you two just as you are!
04:43Hey, Arch, I'll give you ten bucks to do all my worrying
04:49Okay, where's your ten bucks?
04:52That's the first thing you have to worry about
04:54How do you like my new outfit?
04:58It was made in Paris
04:59Oh?
05:00Did you swim over in it?
05:02Too bad that joke didn't come over
05:05How much are your four-dollar shoes?
05:11Two dollars a piece
05:12Benny, how would you describe a sailor?
05:18A wolf in ship's clothing
05:20You called?
05:22Hey, I just got an idea
05:24Oh, beginner's luck
05:26Did you take a bat?
05:31Why, is one missing?
05:35That wasn't very funny, but it's clean
05:38Hey, Reggie, you got a quarter for a hamburger?
05:43Yeah, but first let me see the hamburger
05:45Oh, a pickpocket gets out of Reggie
05:48Is practice
05:50Yeah, you say your name is Captain What?
05:55What are you doing, Juggie?
05:57I'm forming a new rock group
05:59That's silly
06:00A one and a two and a one
06:04Hey, don't tell anybody
06:05But if you want to look thin
06:07Hang around very large buildings
06:10Reggie has that, um, uh, that certain nothing
06:16The whole world's not against you, Ethel
06:23America, yes, but not the whole world
06:26Uh, what are you doing under that cloud?
06:30This whole show is under a cloud
06:32But seriously
06:34Science sure has made magnificent strides
06:38Yes, now it's only 50 years behind comic books
06:42Seriously
06:43Oh, hey, this is pause for pie break
06:49Junkhead, you'd get lots more dates if you were a little neater
06:53It isn't worth it, Arch
06:54You comb your hair, wash your face, change your socks
06:57Then three weeks later, you have to do it all over again
07:01Moose, what's the idea?
07:07Yeah, well, you told me to put on a finished coat
07:11This has got to be the end
07:14Have we got time for the performing seals?
07:23Ladies and gentlemen
07:28You are about to witness one of the world's greatest trapeze acts
07:32The flying flippers
07:34On your left, Reggie the rocket
07:37And on your right, the mighty moose
07:38Note the split second timing
07:41Necessary for the success of this greatest of all
07:44Trapeze acts
07:45As Reggie builds up his momentum
07:47The tension mounts
07:48Coming out of the final swing
07:50He flies into his triple flip
07:52Moose waits till the final instant
07:54And now makes his leap
07:57Reggie and Moose will be back in a little while
08:08Meantime, let's look in on Betty
08:11Dear diary
08:12Archie is really beginning to fall for me in a big way
08:15Today at the library, he dropped in on me unexpectedly
08:18Ben diary, he asked me if I'd like to go swimming
08:25Betty, why did you go jump in a lake?
08:29And this afternoon, dear diary
08:31I overheard Archie talking about me in the hole
08:33He told Reggie
08:36I send shivers up and down his spine
08:39Sometimes Betty gives me the creep
08:42Of course, Reggie has a crush on me too
08:45He told Archie that he'd like to get me off by myself
08:48Yeah, I wish she'd get lost
08:50Until next time, diary
08:51I remain sincerely yours, Betty
08:54And now, here's the star of our show
09:02The Giant Jute Box
09:04Juggie, have you ever seen a string orchestra?
09:13No, but I've seen a rubber band
09:15Oh, that was a snappy one
09:21What do you call a musical beat?
09:26A humbug
09:27Oops
09:31Gosh, I never could carry a tune
09:37What are you doing?
09:44I'm breaking in this song
09:46You wouldn't have to break in if you had the right key
09:49Moose, why are you strumming that fish?
09:55Because I'm playing the scales
09:57Juggie, how do you stand in your music class?
10:05In the corner
10:06Shall we, dunce?
10:11Reggie, you sighing in the girls' glee club?
10:14Yeah, but they put me in the boys' section
10:17And took all the glee out of it
10:18My father gave me a hundred dollars for music lessons
10:25Oh, really?
10:26What did you do with the money?
10:35All right, gang
10:36Get yourself set
10:37Tap those feet
10:38Tune up those ears
10:39We're traveling along to our first song
10:42That new jukebox hit
10:43Love Vibrations
10:44Every time I see you
11:07I feel it start
11:11I feel it start
11:11Those love vibrations beating up my heart
11:17And then it happens
11:22You say hello
11:25And then my head feels funny
11:30Don't you know
11:32Oh, honey
11:34I feel those love vibrations
11:37Every time we meet
11:40Those crazy love vibrations
11:45Make me weep
11:47Yeah, baby
11:48Yeah, baby
11:49I feel those love vibrations
11:52Happens every time
11:55I see you and your loving eyes
12:01Be mine
12:02I get that feeling
12:06Like my heart just fell
12:10Oh, don't you know it, honey
12:15Can't you tell
12:17Wish I could ask you
12:22I wish I knew
12:25Do you ever get those love vibrations too
12:32Oh, honey
12:34I feel those love vibrations
12:37Every time we meet
12:40Those crazy love vibrations
12:45Make me weep
12:47Yeah, baby
12:48I feel those love vibrations
12:52You know what has ten legs and sings?
13:07The Archies
13:09Hey, Moose, you know what's hard to beat?
13:13I give up
13:15A drum with a hole in it
13:19Oh, it's hard to beat
13:25A record with a hole in it too
13:27And now
13:31Who are you?
13:34Just a little humbug
13:36Hey, you think falling in love is fun?
13:42Sure, if you can fall into a girl's arms without falling into her hands
13:46Well, that's what the next giant jukebox hit song is all about
13:51It's called falling in love is fun
13:54Falling in love is a funny thing
14:10Makes you laugh and it makes you sing
14:13Think of the fun you're missing every day
14:18Falling in love is fun
14:22And I ought to know
14:23Falling in love is fun
14:25Cause I love you so
14:26Falling in love is fun
14:28For everyone
14:29Baby
14:32Let's fall in love
14:35Honey
14:35Let's fall in love
14:38Yeah
14:38Let's fall in love
14:41Right away
14:43Yeah
14:44Let's fall in love
14:47Baby
14:48Let's fall in love
14:51Let's fall in love
14:54Right away
14:55Falling in love is fun
14:59An aeroplane
15:01That you fly high above the rain
15:04Think of the fun you're missing every day
15:09Falling in love is fun
15:12And I ought to know
15:14Falling in love is fun
15:15Cause I love you so
15:17Falling in love is fun
15:19For everyone
15:20Yeah
15:22Let's fall in love, baby
15:26Let's fall in love
15:29Let's fall in love
15:31Right away
15:33Let's fall in love, honey
15:39Let's fall in love
15:42Let's fall in love
15:44Right away
15:59You know who lets things slide
16:06Yeah, a trombone player
16:08I don't think Ethel has such a big mouth
16:18Oh, no?
16:19Then how come she can sing duets by herself?
16:22Woo, la, la, la, la
16:26La, la, la, la
16:27What do you call that?
16:35That's we race it
16:38You know why your chicken can't keep a beat?
16:45No, why?
16:46Because his drum sticks.
16:57Oh, now that's what I call foul singing.
17:05Hey, I'm moving my feet and getting with a beat
17:08for our next new jukebox hit.
17:10I'm just a puppet on a string.
17:28I'm just your puppet on a string.
17:32And you can make me dance the same.
17:36Oh, baby, don't you understand?
17:39I'm just a plaything in your hands.
17:44Well, first you tell me that you're mine.
17:48But then you go and change your mind.
17:52You keep me hanging all the time.
17:56When are you going to be mine?
17:59Pull the string and I'm a fool for you.
18:03I'll do anything that you want me to.
18:06Pull the string and babe, I'm upside down.
18:11Honey, let me get back on the ground.
18:15I'm just your puppet on a string.
18:18And you can make me dance the same.
18:22Oh, baby, don't you understand?
18:25I'm just a plaything in your hands.
18:28I'm just a plaything in your hands.
18:29Somehow I've got to get away.
18:32Because all you want to do is play.
18:36But if you see that you'll be mine.
18:40I'll be your puppet all the time.
18:44Oh, oh, oh.
18:45Pull the string and I'm a fool for you.
18:49I'll do anything that you want me to.
18:52Pull the string, baby, I'm upside down. Honey, let me get back on the ground. Pull the string and I'm a fool for you. I'll do anything that you want me to.
19:08Pull the string and I'm upside down. Baby, let me get back on the ground. Pull the string and I'm a fool for you. I'll do anything that you want me to.
19:23Come on in, we got a song to sing, yeah. Energy's fun now. Come on in, we got a joke to tell ya. Energy's fun now. We got jokes, we got songs. Come on, folks, sing along well. Come on in, we got a story to tell ya.
19:52Energy's fun now. Come on in. We got Archie's giant jukebox gonna make you dance and clap your hands. Come on, clap your hands. Come on, clap your hands. Come on in, we got songs to sing, yeah. Energy's fun now.
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