00:00Attack of the Killer Spuds!
00:04Something is taking over Riverdale, one teenager at a time,
00:08and it's turning them into zombies!
00:11Can Archie save his friends from this ghastly doom?
00:14Attack of the Killer Spuds!
00:22What's that sound, Archie?
00:24Archie's!
00:27What is going on in this town?
00:29Archie's!
00:33Who is gonna crack the case?
00:35Archie's!
00:38They ran in with a freckled face!
00:41Archie's!
00:43Things are getting weird in Riverdale!
00:54Hey, what's that sound?
00:57Archie's!
00:58What is going on in this town?
01:02Archie's!
01:04Archie, Reggie, Veronica, Peggy, Jughead too!
01:10Where?
01:15Archie's!
01:16Archie's!
01:17We heard history!
01:27We now return to the Monster Movie Marathon!
01:30Chughead, haven't you seen this one already?
01:33Of course I've seen this one!
01:36Everyone's seen this one!
01:39So why are we watching it again?
01:41Archie, it's a classic!
01:43A classic dud?
01:44Come on Jughead, it's a great day outside!
01:46Let's bust out the bikes and go for a ride!
01:48Shh!
01:49Here comes the bit where she finds out her best friend is a mindless zombie!
01:53Sheesh!
01:54I know how she feels!
01:55Um, Mary?
01:56I think you should see this!
01:58Mary?
01:59Mary!
02:00Mary!
02:01Mary!
02:06You sat in front of that TV yesterday for 12 hours?
02:09That's why they call it a marathon!
02:11No, that's why they call it the boob tube!
02:16Just get us to the TV station so this boob can pick up his prize!
02:20So, tell me about this contest again!
02:25Well, it's like I said!
02:27When the movie marathon ended at midnight, I was totally in the zone!
02:31The zone?
02:32When you're so wrapped up in something that you don't even notice the world around you!
02:36You know, the zone!
02:38Anyway, that's when the lady from the station comes on and says,
02:42We've got a prize for the first person who can call in and name all the movies in today's marathon!
02:47Huh?
02:49Well, if there's anything that can snap me out of the zone, it's freebies!
02:53Or food!
03:00Or in this case, both!
03:03You've got to be kidding!
03:05A potato?
03:06What kind of lousy prize is a potato?
03:08Why, it's a lucky potato for a lucky couch potato!
03:12Like yourself!
03:13Gee!
03:14Thanks!
03:16Hey!
03:17Come on, Spud Boy!
03:28The Earthling promised one of them some sort of prize!
03:31I knew you'd like that, Master!
03:33I knew you'd like that a lot!
03:34Chughead, you can't just sit in front of that TV all your life!
03:45YAH!
03:47Big game tonight!
03:48Riverdale versus Springfield!
03:49What do you say?
03:50I say you're blocking the view!
03:53You're going to turn into a couch potato!
03:55You say that like it's a bad thing!
03:57Look, watching a little TV is one thing!
03:58But it's not too cool when it keeps you from having a real life!
03:59Fine!
04:00I'll catch you at Pops tomorrow!
04:01Feel?
04:02Suit yourself!
04:03Oh, Alex!
04:04Oh, Alex!
04:05I'm so glad you're here!
04:06Huh?
04:07Huh?
04:08What's wrong?
04:09Huh?
04:10What the?
04:11Let's go!
04:12Ahh!
04:13Ahhhh!
04:14Ahhhh!
04:15Ahhhh!
04:16Ahhhh!
04:17Ahhhh!
04:18Ahhhh!
04:19What the?!
04:24Huh? What's wrong?
04:29Huh? What the... Let's go!
04:54I'm getting a little worried about Jughead.
05:06You're telling me. He's turning into a couch potato.
05:09That's not what I'm talking about.
05:13Uh, Jughead?
05:16It's nice to see you out of the house there, buddy, but, uh, what's with the pot?
05:21Dirt is good for you, Arch. It's rich in nutrients that can be absorbed through the feet.
05:26Uh, okay.
05:29I think your freaky friend is finally flipped.
05:33Say, Arch, you can make it one of your stories.
05:36The Weird Mystery of Jughead's Bogus Brain.
05:40Note the bags under his eyes.
05:42I theorize Jughead is suffering from sleep deprivation.
05:45Jughead, did you stay up all night in front of that tube again?
05:49Mmm, I'll tell ya. Pop makes the best french fries in town.
05:54Huh?
05:56Ah!
05:58This blouse came from Paris!
06:02The fries are good, but they're not that good.
06:07Oh, I'd never eat french fried potatoes. No one ever should.
06:12Huh? Did our Jughead just say he'd never eat french fries?
06:17Heh heh. I think he is suffering from sleep deprivation.
06:23Promise me you'll go home and get some shut-eye.
06:25Only if you'll keep my new friends company while I'm gone.
06:28Your... new friends?
06:30Nice! He ruins my blouse and gives me a potato!
06:34Potato!
06:44Poor Jughead.
06:45He'll be normal after a good night's sleep.
06:48Pfft, Jughead will never be normal.
06:50So, Archie, are you still coming over for that movie tonight?
06:53Yeah, sure. But right now, let's get out of here before Pops finds this mess.
06:57Not so fast, Archie!
07:01I wanna put my arm around Betty, but I've gotta play it cool.
07:15I hope he puts his arm around me, but I don't wanna look too anxious.
07:21Popcorn?
07:22Uh, sure. Thanks.
07:25Oh, too anxious. I scared him off.
07:28Was that a signal?
07:30Aw, gee. I'm too nervous. I gotta make my move, but when?
07:35When you're so wrapped up in something that you don't even notice the world around you,
07:40you know, the zone.
07:42That's it! The zone!
07:44The what?
07:45Uh, the phone! Didn't you hear the phone ringing?
07:48I don't think so.
07:52As soon as Betty gets into the zone, I'll make my move.
07:56This is it. Careful now. Careful.
08:05What the? Was that my shirt?
08:07Smooth move, Andrews.
08:10Phew. I don't think she noticed.
08:12I thought he was gonna put his arm around me.
08:14I wonder why he stopped.
08:16Oh. Oh, Archie.
08:19Better not look or I might scare him off again.
08:21Hey, that wasn't my shirt. What the?
08:26Ew.
08:36Uh, Betty?
08:38The potato you put in your purse?
08:40I think you should see this, Betty.
08:42Betty!
08:44Betty!
08:45Betty!
08:46Betty!
08:47Snap out of it!
08:48Uh, Archie?
08:49Oh!
08:50Are you okay?
08:51Sure, but what's going on?
08:52I don't know.
08:53But I think we need to talk to Jughead about his new friends, the potatoes.
08:58Something really weird is going on.
08:59You're telling me.
09:00How could ordinary potatoes do this?
09:01And if potatoes did this, where are they now?
09:04I don't know.
09:05I don't know.
09:06I don't know.
09:07I don't know.
09:08I don't know.
09:09I don't know.
09:10I don't know.
09:11But I'm gonna call the police.
09:12Ah!
09:13Oh!
09:14Uh-oh.
09:15Too much excitement for Betty.
09:16I think she's fainted.
09:17But I'm gonna call the police.
09:18Uh-oh.
09:19Uh-oh.
09:20What the...
09:33Jughead and...
09:34Jughead?
09:35Uh-oh.
09:37Too much excitement for Betty.
09:39I think she's fainted.
09:41Eh, boy?
09:43What the?
09:45Jughead and...
09:46Jughead?
09:48Hiya, Arch.
09:53I don't believe this.
09:56Glad you could stop by.
09:59You're not Jughead.
10:01What are you?
10:02I was once a mere potato.
10:05But I have been liberated by the Master.
10:07Freed by the Great Potato.
10:10The Great Potato?
10:18Yes.
10:19I share his thoughts and do his bidding.
10:22And thanks to him,
10:24starting tonight,
10:26potatoes will rule the Earth.
10:33Betty!
10:35It's too late, Arch.
10:46Even now,
10:47the Master's thoughts are being broadcast
10:49to all the potatoes of Riverdale.
10:53Potatoes that will bide their time.
10:55Waiting.
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11:28sitting there. You know, like in The Zone.
11:43Never having to think or do anything ever again.
11:49Never having to think or do anything ever again.
11:53Kind of like watching television forever. Pretty cool, huh?
12:11If you don't believe me, ask Betty.
12:16Join us. You'll like it, Archie.
12:25Come on, Arch. Everyone's doing it.
12:29Huh?
12:37Get off me!
12:43Oh no, you don't!
12:46Take that!
12:51Huh?
12:53Yipe!
12:54He's getting away.
12:56You can run, Archie. But you can't hide from the eyes of the Great Potato.
13:16Listen, everyone. We've got to hide from the potatoes.
13:25Oh, Archiekins. You can't hide from the potatoes.
13:30Yeah. Weren't you listening to Jughead?
13:41The police. I've got to try the police.
13:44I wouldn't do that if I were you.
13:46Whoa!
13:49Whoa!
13:55Sorry about that. Are you okay?
13:58Dilton? Is it really you?
14:01It's me, all right. I've tried the police. You don't want to go there.
14:07Potato zombies?
14:09Heck, until I saw you running into Pops, I thought I was the last human in Riverdale.
14:14Jughead said there was some great potato behind all this.
14:18He must be behind the microwave transmissions I detected with my lab equipment.
14:23Microwave transmissions?
14:25Right. And if we can stop them, the potatoes should return to normal.
14:29Only, we don't know where the transmissions are coming from.
14:32Yes, we do. The TV station. They gave Jughead a potato.
14:37They broadcast their programming with a microwave dish.
14:40Come on, let's go.
14:41We'll never get to the controls with all those potatoes in there.
14:42Maybe we can override them directly from the transmission tube.
14:44Let's go.
14:45We'll never get to the controls with all those potatoes in there.
14:49Maybe we can override them directly from the transmission tower. There.
14:56We just need to get to that control box. If we can stop the microwave transmissions, that great potato will lose control of the potato zombies.
15:03Uh, I don't think he wants us to do that.
15:10Oh, oh, what's that?
15:30Wait for me!
16:00They're throwing potatoes!
16:16Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
16:20Huh?
16:22It's got me!
16:25You're not gonna get him, Lego!
16:30Come on, Dilton!
16:45Faster, Dilton!
16:46Oh, no, you don't!
17:03Dilton?
17:05Guess again!
17:08Yipe!
17:08Go, Archie! Go!
17:13You're our only chance, Archie!
17:15You're our only...
17:16Oh, Archie!
17:33Oh, Archie!
17:52Whoa!
17:53Whoa!
17:55Whoa!
17:56All right!
18:01Whoa!
18:11Time to become one with the great potato.
18:31Whoa!
18:41Ah!
18:46Ew!
18:55Whoa!
19:01Ooh!
19:06Ooh!
19:12Brr!
19:20Hey, cut it out!
19:22Hey, you did it, Archie! You... Ow!
19:33I guess you're right. I did. I... I... I don't know where the great potato came from.
19:39I think I know how we got here.
19:50Ah!
19:51Ah!
20:12Whoa!
20:13Whoa!
20:19Archie! Archie, turn on the dish!
20:22What?
20:24Turn on the dish and increase the frequency to full power!
20:27Wh... What happened?
20:28When you increase the frequency, you change that giant microwave transmitter into a giant microwave oven!
20:42Anyone for a baked potato?
20:43Anyone for a baked potato?
20:45I don't know what happened to the great potato after that, but his ship flew away and we never saw any of his kind again.
20:52As for Jughead, well, he still watches TV, but now he's doing other things, too.
20:53It's like I told him before, watching a little TV is great, but too much can turn a guy into a zombie.
20:54And for the nation's big produce supporters, you know, I'm a good actor who's watching a giant microwave oven!
20:57It's a great microwave oven!
20:59It's a great microwave oven!
21:00Anyone for a baked potato?
21:02I don't know what happened to the great potato after that, but his ship flew away, and we never saw any of his kind again.
21:07As for Jughead, well, he still watches TV, but now he's doing other things, too.
21:13It's like I told him before, watching a little TV is great, but too much can turn a guy into a zombie.
21:22And for the nation's big produce suppliers, one weird mystery still remains.
21:28Why no one orders potatoes anymore in a little town called Riverdale.
21:52colours and birds existing in a little town.
22:08Ouch.
22:12Deak!
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