00:00I went to withdraw cash last night, and the ATM laughed before showing me zeros.
00:06I was like sick. My account balance looks like it's on a diet, too.
00:10Then the speaker whispered,
00:12The worms are already moving.
00:14The machine spat out money, but it was soaking wet, like pulled straight out of someone's stomach.
00:21One of the bills twitched in my hand.
00:24Bro, money should not have a heartbeat.
00:27I tried to laugh it off, like,
00:30Perfect. Currency that beats harder than the last guy I buried.
00:35Then I saw one bill had my face printed on it, but with my eyes shut.
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