00:01You should tell the story about like your soccer thing that was fucking funny
00:07So I was saying sometimes you get bullied and you learn and not be cringy and sometimes you get bullied
00:12And it just it just ain't damn right there was a time where I was in soccer practice
00:16You know being a good Samaritan going outside being outdoors
00:19I mean a good normal a good normal guy
00:25Yeah, and then there's a super mean like hit kid in like soccer practice where one day
00:30He was a horrible piece of shit. He held me down. What's my arm back?
00:35Until it broke we didn't x-ray the kid. I don't know if he got in trouble. It's fucking crackhead parents
00:39I didn't do shit. Yeah, I got to relax. I got to skip school. I got a fucking Toys R Us gift card or some shit
00:46It all fucking worked out. I got a cast every in school signed it
00:51Like but a while later after a few months having the cast my parents
00:54They sat me down one day, and they were like son. Has anything weird happen to you and I was like
01:00No, really did your coach ever
01:05Precious untouched gay child
01:08I was like no and they're like okay cool and then I found out that
01:12My bully and everybody else on the soccer team got molested because they were still playing soccer, and I wasn't
01:19Thanks that guy breaking my arms. Oh, I never got fucking child trauma molested. So dude have fun you fucking losers
01:25Yeah, a bunch of innocent kids got molested with them
01:29But I mean that's so fucked
01:31Your outlook on it is funnier than the actual occurrence look. Yo, I got to play cool games
01:36Dude, he spared me from being molested by breaking my arm. He saved me and guess what I got to watch Star Wars Clone Wars on DVD with the Toys R Us gift card
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