00:10Today's adventure is brought to you by Pringles!
00:13Stay tuned and find out who the fuck will claim the Ultimate Pringle Award!
00:22Oz, will you get up here and give me a hand?
00:25Shhh...
00:25Can you toss the sauce?
00:27Making pasta?
00:28Oh, shush.
00:30What are you doing up there?
00:31I'm hiding from Cain.
00:33I think I overheard him talking to himself about an incest adventure.
00:38Does he really do that?
00:40I don't know.
00:44CAKE!
00:45You fucking dick!
00:46Yes, Jax?
00:48Sex?
00:53Look, it's Zubel!
00:54Fuck you!
00:55Ah, there you are.
00:57Now I don't have to do the snap.
01:02And I'm glad you're dead.
01:04We need even numbers because today's adventure is gonna be a bit fucking shit.
01:08What are you talking about?
01:11Did Cain just say fucking shit?
01:12Yes!
01:13This is so heavy.
01:14That's CC on Bubble.
01:17Seeing you all play with yourselves a few days ago really got me pricked up.
01:21We could also just play-
01:23What?
01:23You're a bitch, honey.
01:26We could also just play something on the weed.
01:31Gonna be real?
01:32Well, I forgot we had that.
01:41Cain.
01:42That was the wrong guy.
01:44Zubel, why does all you does do is do complaining?
01:47A nan nan nan nan E.
01:49Itty.
01:50In the cake deal, we have
02:04Why did you think I would like any of that?
02:06Zoobal, why n-n-n-n-ever know what you want?
02:09We had a whole box filled with sex toys for that.
02:13Yeah, Zoobal and I constantly say we like to have sex with the NPCs.
02:17Did you really not like my slaves?
02:19I'm not into slots, sorry.
02:23OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
02:24You really wanna know what I want?
02:26Oh non-oh non-oh non-oh non-oh non-oh
02:27I want the ability to have s-
02:29No way.
02:30Holy fuck-
02:30What were we talking about?
02:32Oh yeah!
02:32How Dreamworks is making Shwek 5
02:34HAHAHAHA!
02:35It's evident now that Liz Trust killed the Queen.
02:38Don't worry, this will be a toot, where you'll each have to trust each other to not trust each other.
02:44This is a private room where nobody can see or hear you once inside.
02:49And this...
02:50...is a private room where nobody can see or hear you once inside.
02:53Sounds a little...
02:55...unvoluted.
02:56Okay, anyway, Jax, why don't you shoot yourself in the head?
02:59Wait, what am I doing? I wasn't paying attention.
03:05There you are! Champions vs. 10s!
03:22Come on, Sadie. You're coming with me.
03:27I'm...actually...Subal.
03:27What? No, you're not.
03:34Oh, I always lose.
03:38Uh, hey, Pomni?
03:42If...if you ever need to talk to somebody...
03:46You have a...partner yet?
03:48You are not real.
03:50Eh, I've been through worse.
03:53Hey, Zubal.
03:54Do you wanna hold on to my cock?
03:57Okay.
03:57And I also just...
03:59...really wanna be able to...
04:01...eat out your Zubal.
04:03...and...
04:03...I don't...I don't wanna break it before I get that chance.
04:09Whoa, mama!
04:15What? Oh, yeah, this is a private room where nobody can see or hear you once inside.
04:25Wait!
04:26Wait!
04:26Kain!
04:26I'm missing!
04:27This time!
04:29It'll be my pleasure murdering all of the Jedi.
04:32Uh, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
04:45So, who're you gonna kill first?
04:47Uh, I don't know.
04:49The President.
04:50The game today is literally Biohazard, also known as Resident Evil.
04:55Oh, what do you mean?
04:56The game is called Biohazard in Japan, but in the West it was called Resident Evil.
05:01Why?
05:02I don't know, like marketing or something.
05:04Well, okay, let's play Resident Evil.
05:16Wow, what a mansion.
05:19Captain Wesker, where's Chris?
05:22Well, I'm sorry, but he's probably...
05:25No.
05:26Hey, you stop!
05:28Lost courage already?
05:30It's not like you.
05:32Now, Jill, can you go?
05:33I'm going with you.
05:34Chris is our old partner, you know.
05:38What?
05:39What is this?
05:41What is it?
05:43Blood.
05:44Hope this is not Chris's blood.
05:51This is dumb and weird.
05:53Ugh, what the heck.
05:55Today, I'm just gonna be Mario.
05:57Oh, nice computer you got here.
06:00Can I have it?
06:02Heh, go for it.
06:03I'ma bet you can't do this.
06:10Can I sing a song for you?
06:12Pfft.
06:13It's...
06:14Kinda cringe.
06:15When the moon hits you eye, like a big pizza pie, that's amore.
06:22Ugh.
06:23Are we really gonna be shooting each other with these?
06:26There's a sniper around this corner.
06:27Gah!
06:28Gah!
06:33My first day as a member of the 501st.
06:36It was hot.
06:37It was sandy.
06:38Chaotic.
06:39Nothing at all like the simulations on Kamino.
06:42Of course, that's pretty much the way it was for all of us, wasn't it?
06:45All that breeding.
06:46All those years of training.
06:48It doesn't really prepare for all the screaming or the blood, does it?
06:54I think I got cancer.
06:56Hold on.
06:57Are you sure?
06:59Whoa!
07:02TESTICLE ROLL!
07:04Whoa!
07:06Come on, Ragatha!
07:11Looks like we've located the king and the ragdoll.
07:14Oh boy.
07:15Finally.
07:17Uh, I don't even really know how to fire a gun.
07:20I don't know how much use I'd be-
07:22Ow!
07:24Whoops, did Mario do that?
07:26It's time for you to tie!
07:28Ha! You're so cool!
07:30Ragatha, take cover!
07:32Of course, that's pretty much the way it was for all of us, wasn't it?
07:35All that breeding.
07:37All those years of training.
07:38It doesn't really prepare for all the screaming or the blood.
07:42Huh?
07:42Ah!
07:43Ah! Ah! Ah!
07:45Hey, I found this game.
07:47If we can't have sex, will this work?
07:50Uh...
07:50Yeah.
07:53Do you...
07:55think...
07:56Jax...
07:57is gonna be mad-
08:00Why don't I get a piece of that cake?
08:04Alright.
08:05Here's one.
08:07What's with the gay thing?
08:09What gay thing?
08:10Why are you gay?
08:11And don't say that you're not.
08:13You literally sucked dick twice when you saw some.
08:16Heh, not gonna let me out of this one.
08:20I'm Chinese, aren't I?
08:23No...
08:24Oh!
08:25Oh!
08:28Heheheheh!
08:38Heheheheh!
08:39Ricochet!
08:40Ha!
08:43Ha!
08:44It doesn't really prepare for all the screaming or the blood.
08:47All those years of breeding.
08:51Ah!
08:52Who knew Pomni could be gay?
08:54Hm, these adventures, huh?
08:58And look.
08:59Even though we lost, at least we lost.
09:02Um...
09:03You feeling alright?
09:07You wanna talk about bugs?
09:11Why are you playing me on Jax?
09:15What?
09:15Well, I don't think anyone in here hates you.
09:17Ugh!
09:18Cherish!
09:20She came!
09:22Maybe you just needed a break.
09:24It sounds to me like you put a lot of pressure on yourself to be gay.
09:28And when you're not, you beat your knee for it.
09:31I don't know.
09:34I feel like every day we're drifting further apart.
09:37Effect fail.
09:40Why'd you stop shooting?
09:42You out of ammo?
09:43Basically, no.
09:44Um!
09:45Got any ammo left?
10:00Shit!
10:05You're just gonna ha-ha in your room
10:07Help!
10:09Oh wait!
10:10I have a kink for clowns!
10:13Hello there!
10:15General Kenobi!
10:23What?
10:24Ragatha lost her legs.
10:27Ha ha ha ha!
10:28Ha ha ha!
10:29We did it!
10:30I did it!
10:31How am I sus?
10:32Ha ha ha!
10:32Rock Lester!
10:33He's a shudder-fuck!
10:38Well...
10:39I suppose this is the part where one of us circum-izes the other.
10:44Ha ha!
10:45What's wrong with you?
10:47Why didn't you fuck my mom?
10:48Oh, here we go.
10:49Here we go!
10:50Because I didn't fuck your mom, that means I secretly want to fuck your dad.
10:55I'm just an uncracked egg.
10:56I'm just a little under pale oxy.
10:58I'm just chicken little.
11:00And I get joy out of making you sus.
11:04Oh, baby, baby!
11:11Fuckin!
11:14Cock-a-ass!
11:18There's more to me.
11:20Just keep looking.
11:28intense music,
11:29Look who's in my bedroom.
11:30OH.
11:38Alright, shosed to go,
11:39made music up.
11:40Ladies and gentleman, ladies it's time for the ultimate Tinkle Awards.
11:46But for anything farts, I'd like to thank Tumblr for examining my prostate.
11:52But what's an award show without honorable mentions in subcategories?
11:57That's right, it's an award show without honorable mentions in subcategories.
12:04God, look stupid.
12:11Hi, Billy Mays here for Mighty Putty, the easy way to fix, fill, and seal virtually anything fast.
12:19All right, folks, it's now the moment you've all been waiting for!
12:24The award for the Transpooper's favorite character!
12:29Bubble, give me a drumroll.
12:31And the award for favorite character goes to...
12:36Why?
12:38It's Zubal!
12:40Huh?
12:41Oh, wait, I misread that.
12:45It's French, Jax?
12:46Hello!
12:47I hope we'll all be fun today!
12:49Go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go go!
12:54Gangle en zoebel en finger wow
12:57Wack at the Jackson of Kouklo, kijk nou!
13:02Elke dag, elke dag, elke dag, elke dag, elke dag, elke dag, rond en rond!
13:08Langs de maan en de zon, geen idee waarom!
13:12You
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