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00:04:29Well, I did say I would reveal some of those secrets tonight, did I not?
00:04:44Let's give it up for Miss Gertrude Camelton one last time, ladies and gentlemen.
00:04:51Thank you so much.
00:04:59Well, hold on to your hats, because I have so much more in store for you tonight, the likes of which you've never seen before.
00:05:29Great show, Augustus, man. You really know how to think on your feet, sir.
00:05:34That's show business. So how did we do?
00:05:37Pretty well, compared to most nights, but that fella was right. It's not enough.
00:05:47No, we're not done yet.
00:05:50Billy, when does the pawnbroker close?
00:05:54You got a half hour?
00:05:59Give me a half hour, and we'll be right as rain.
00:06:02Alright.
00:06:24You'll fetch a pretty penny.
00:06:34Mr. Semprini, it's Gertrude from before. Marvelous show, very entertaining. But I seem to have misplaced something very important to me, and I was hoping you might help me recover it.
00:06:46Hello, Curti. Pleasure to see you again. You said you lost something?
00:06:53Yes, a brooch with jewels embedded in the design. If I could just have a look around.
00:06:58I haven't seen it.
00:06:59I was wearing it when I first came in, and then I went on stage, and with all the commotion, it seems to have gone missing. It would just take a moment.
00:07:06Perhaps another time. I really must be going. I'm already running late.
00:07:10For what?
00:07:11The pawn. I mean, a pawn. An appointment. Magic business. None of your concerns.
00:07:15You see, I really can't go home without it. It's a very important piece of family jewelry, and I can't bear the thought that I may have lost it. Or that perhaps you may have taken it from me.
00:07:26Madam, I will not stand there. Listen, you dime store hack. You've been caught out. Just return the brooch, and I'll say nothing of it.
00:07:35Look at that. I never. And even if someone had taken such a gaudy piece of jewelry, I'm pretty sure they're putting it to better use.
00:07:42I demand you return it at once. Magic business, huh?
00:07:50What's this, huh?
00:08:20By wicked ways you choose, by wicked ways you lose. Until I have that which you hide, inside your coat you will resign!
00:08:50Wow...
00:08:52Good job.
00:08:53It's a super mess, right?
00:08:56Good job.
00:08:57Good job.
00:08:59The sky is burning.
00:09:03I can't be sure you're crying.
00:09:06What is this?
00:09:07Good job.
00:09:08Good job.
00:09:13Good job.
00:09:15Good job.
00:09:16Good job.
00:09:17Good job.
00:09:19Hey!
00:09:49Hey there.
00:09:55Oh, Christy. Didn't see you there.
00:09:59Oh, the dance. I mean...
00:10:02I'll probably go.
00:10:19Oh, my God.
00:10:49Oh, my God.
00:10:58Are you okay?
00:11:03I...
00:11:05Sorry.
00:11:07It's fine. I just...
00:11:19All right. Basketball today. Chase, Toby, team captains. Everybody else, line up.
00:11:34Eli.
00:11:36Isaac.
00:11:38Hudson.
00:11:41Zeke.
00:11:43Reed.
00:11:45Zane.
00:11:47John.
00:11:50Hunter.
00:11:53Wyatt.
00:11:57Brazos.
00:12:01Charlie.
00:12:03Okay.
00:12:05And so, in conclusion, there truly is no physical analogy we can make to understand what goes on inside atoms.
00:12:11Atoms, as John Gribben once said, behave like atoms. Nothing else.
00:12:20And with that, I'll open the floor to questions.
00:12:31Miss Weaver?
00:12:36Miss Weaver?
00:12:37No soliciting.
00:12:38Miss Weaver? Any questions?
00:12:47None whatsoever.
00:12:50I was reviewing your term paper.
00:13:07Biochemical influences on organic solidarity?
00:13:09Mm, the very same.
00:13:11Look, if you're gonna plagiarize, you have to pick less complex topics.
00:13:16I'm sorry?
00:13:18The language. The theoretical conjecture. None of this reads like an eighth grader wrote it.
00:13:24It's simply a byproduct of hours of personal study. If you cross-reference...
00:13:27I appreciate your commitment to the bit, but I'll have to write you up if you can't own up to it.
00:13:34I wrote it myself, I swear!
00:13:36Look at what your classmates are writing about.
00:13:39Hm?
00:13:40How the moon affects tides.
00:13:44Photosynthesis and me.
00:13:47And then...
00:13:49I hop over here to...
00:13:51Biochemical influences on organic solidarity.
00:13:55I don't even know what that means.
00:13:58If you bothered to read my paper, maybe you would find out.
00:14:01It is not my fault the entire class shares one communal brain cell.
00:14:04Maybe you should borrow it sometime.
00:14:06That'll do it.
00:14:08What is that?
00:14:10A drawer full of none of your business.
00:14:13Now get out of here. You'll be late for your next class.
00:14:21It's infuriating.
00:14:23She wouldn't be treating me like this if I wasn't a kid.
00:14:26Yeah, weaver's mean to everybody.
00:14:29This is different, Jack. You know what I mean.
00:14:31Tommy J.U.'s. I actually read this book before.
00:14:33Farley?
00:14:34I'm not saying this is what you did.
00:14:35The Mike-Buy Kid?
00:14:36Guys!
00:14:37Okay, so, Miss Weaver can handle how smart you are.
00:14:40At least you're not being picked dead last in gym class and ring too short.
00:14:44Try humiliating yourself in front of the girl with your dreams.
00:14:46Then you'll go crawling back to being picked last in gym.
00:14:48They didn't pass the ball to me.
00:14:50Once!
00:14:51We'll show them all when we're older.
00:14:53Can't happen soon enough.
00:14:55Look on the bright side, lover boy. At least today can't get any worse.
00:14:58What?!
00:14:59Mom!
00:15:00No!
00:15:01I'm sorry for the weekend.
00:15:02Who schedules a business meeting on Halloween?
00:15:04Trick-or-treating!
00:15:05The dance, Mom!
00:15:06I know, but I'm sorry guys.
00:15:08This could make a huge difference for us.
00:15:10I have to go.
00:15:11But do we have to stay with Grandma Finerman?
00:15:13I'm old enough to watch all three of us.
00:15:15Yes and no.
00:15:18But her TV is like this small!
00:15:20And she has no internet.
00:15:21The warden's spoken, guys. Let's go get packed.
00:15:27Thanks, Jack.
00:15:31How bad is it?
00:15:33That's nothing you need to worry about.
00:15:36Mom, are we gonna lose the house?
00:15:44No.
00:15:46We worked way too hard to let that happen.
00:15:49Right?
00:15:51Okay.
00:15:52Get packed.
00:15:53Wheels up in ten.
00:15:54Okay? Let's go.
00:16:14You're back!
00:16:15I was beginning to worry.
00:16:16I can't just zap myself everywhere anymore.
00:16:17We're dangerously low on supplies and every spell I cast ages me more than the last.
00:16:44Well, what was it?
00:17:05Careful with that.
00:17:07It's all the same junk we found in no idea.
00:17:09I have...
00:17:10We already searched this place.
00:17:12Top to bottom.
00:17:14We didn't check the catwalk in 95.
00:17:23Why would it be up there?
00:17:26Need I remind you of the time-sensitive nature of our activities here?
00:17:30We leave no stone unturned.
00:17:31Yes, madam, we've up.
00:17:33I'm going to search the local thrift stores.
00:17:36I expect a full report when I return.
00:17:44Maybe she didn't hear us?
00:17:51Try again.
00:17:55There's my chickadees.
00:17:57Get in here.
00:17:59Okay.
00:18:09Still the same TV.
00:18:11Going on 37 years.
00:18:13They don't make them like they used to.
00:18:14They sure don't.
00:18:15Tibbs!
00:18:20That's just out here till the moldy smell airs out.
00:18:23Brought it down from the attic as soon as your mom called me.
00:18:25Yeah.
00:18:25Well, throw your bags in the back room and make yourselves at home.
00:18:28I'll be in the kitchen.
00:18:31Well, could be worse.
00:18:35Ooh, dinner by candlelight it is.
00:18:44Where did she say?
00:19:02A box on a trunk.
00:19:11Whoa, look at this stuff.
00:19:19Hey, check this out!
00:19:20Did Grandma have the world's biggest collection of dress-up clothes?
00:19:26They're costumes from the old theater.
00:19:27Not bad.
00:19:28Not bad.
00:19:36Avast you.
00:19:37Release the dams on the yellow dress or face my wrath.
00:19:40You'll have to pry it after my coat is dead.
00:19:48I can't.
00:19:50Ow!
00:19:51I snuck it.
00:19:53Whoa!
00:19:54Oh!
00:19:55Oh!
00:19:56Yeah.
00:19:56That's not it?
00:19:58Ha, ha, ha.
00:19:59Ha, ha, ha.
00:20:04Ah!
00:20:15Ooh.
00:20:15Whoa, whoa.
00:20:16What?
00:20:16Uh-oh.
00:20:17Uh-oh.
00:20:17Oh.
00:20:17Uh-oh.
00:20:18Uh-oh.
00:20:18Huh.
00:20:18Uh-oh.
00:20:19Huh.
00:20:19Oh.
00:20:19Uh-oh.
00:20:20Uh-oh.
00:20:22Uh-oh.
00:20:23you're only young once you know at last I shall have my revenge oh you'll never strike me down
00:20:35oh you'll never strike me down all the way oh really oh your pillaging and plundering has
00:20:45angered the mighty Poseidon god of the sea oh no with the flick of the wrist I can crush and
00:20:52tire amadas bring kingdoms down to their knees and summon a kraken that will drag you down to
00:20:57Davy Jones locker you two pirates don't stand a chance against my wits my strength and of course
00:21:04my devilishly handsome what will you give me in exchange for your measly little lives
00:21:12you better not ready aim go go go go fire
00:21:28couldn't bring yourselves to do it huh run oh my god yeah you better run
00:21:46go away what did you do to Jack okay it's me it's me grandma some weirdo has Jack no I'm Jack
00:22:10approve it Charlie your biggest dream is to play for the Clippers let me guess seriously Olivia
00:22:17we were just juju out for cheating but it's actually you're just really really smart have
00:22:21you been following me around school no it's me Jack look I'm wearing the same clothes
00:22:28awful lot of screaming going on everybody okay yeah sorry grandma we were just
00:22:38playing
00:22:41do it again
00:23:00what is happening
00:23:11how do you feel I feel normal how do I sound you sound old like old old like mom
00:23:22mom's 37 exactly let me try
00:23:25let me try
00:23:27give me that
00:23:31give me that
00:23:43whoa is this what it's like to be tall man a few inches makes a lot of difference
00:23:49kids
00:23:50kids
00:23:51kids
00:23:52kids down here
00:23:53do you guys hear that sounds like a
00:23:56kids kids
00:23:57like a distant voice
00:24:00you don't hear that
00:24:02I think I need to gather my own data
00:24:04maybe hearing voices is just part of being an adult
00:24:14being an adult
00:24:21oh this makes absolutely no sense
00:24:37oh
00:24:44oh
00:24:46oh
00:24:47you know what this means
00:24:49we can do anything adults can do
00:24:52let's not get carried away we need to study this thing
00:24:55dork
00:24:56check the pockets
00:25:06oh yeah
00:25:07nothing
00:25:11hey hey there's another pocket
00:25:15it's got a name in it
00:25:17Augustus Cimprini
00:25:22let me look that up
00:25:24here
00:25:26Augustus Cimprini
00:25:30okay we got something
00:25:31the final vanishing act
00:25:33magician Augustus Cimprini's unsolved disappearance
00:25:36look
00:25:38last scene at Feinermann theater
00:25:44this isn't a costume
00:25:46it's the magician's raincoat
00:25:49do you think he made any more of these
00:25:52only one way to find out
00:25:54this was the last place he was seen before he disappeared
00:26:01well it's definitely seen better days
00:26:03yeah
00:26:04grandma said the guy that bought it from her great granddad just boarded the place up and never stopped footed up
00:26:07backstage would be a good place to start
00:26:33sound logic
00:26:34probably most haunted place to start
00:26:41stay with us Charlie keep it together
00:26:44yeah sure
00:26:45yeah sure
00:26:47is that the
00:26:49i can't believe my eyes
00:26:53happy
00:26:56yes
00:27:07guys
00:27:19Guys?
00:27:23I-I-There's something-
00:27:24Come on, Charlie. Eyes on the prize.
00:27:25No, it's not that. It's...
00:27:28It's...
00:27:36BITCH!
00:27:37I am not getting rabies today!
00:27:39Go, go, go, go, go, go!
00:27:47Here.
00:27:49Take it.
00:28:05What are you doing?
00:28:06Charlie!
00:28:07Charlie!
00:28:18Hey!
00:28:20Can we have a bar bet?
00:28:21Yeah.
00:28:22Ooh!
00:28:23What?
00:28:24Ooh!
00:28:25Ooh!
00:28:26Ooh!
00:28:27Ow!
00:28:28Yeah!
00:28:29Ooh!
00:28:30Thank you guys for the fun.
00:28:32Thank you for the fun.
00:28:33Thank you for the fun.
00:28:34Thank you for the fun.
00:28:35Thank you for the fun.
00:28:36So, thank you.
00:28:37Madam Weaver!
00:28:38Ooh!
00:28:39Ooh!
00:28:40Ow!
00:28:41Yeah!
00:28:42Ooh!
00:28:44Thank you guys for the fun.
00:28:45Thank you for the fun.
00:28:46So, thank you.
00:28:51Madam Weaver!
00:28:52Exhausted.
00:28:53Absolutely no sign of the coat.
00:28:57I was about that, Madam Weaver.
00:28:59I did find an incredible cashmere sweater, though.
00:29:02I can't imagine why anyone would give this away.
00:29:04Madam Weaver!
00:29:05Madam Weaver!
00:29:08That's the goodest thing.
00:29:09What is it, you jabbering pillock?
00:29:16I saw the raincoat.
00:29:21Bertha, don't tease me.
00:29:23I swear, Madam Weaver.
00:29:24His children, they were again while you were gone, and they had it with them.
00:29:28Where are they now?
00:29:29They left.
00:29:32That's it?
00:29:33They left?
00:29:34Well, there were bats, and there were lots of screaming, and it was all very chaotic.
00:29:39I have one day until the cycle completes, and you let the one thing I need to put an
00:29:44end to all this slip through your slimy tentacles?
00:29:49Bring me the gazing ball.
00:29:52But we're dangerously low on all, and I'm concerned we were-
00:29:55Do not test me.
00:29:58You really know us, we only have enough supplies to do this once.
00:30:01Then we'll make it count.
00:30:04So, what do you guys want to do now?
00:30:06Maybe I could take some college courses?
00:30:07We could go see a rated-R movie.
00:30:08Hey kids!
00:30:09Okay, you had to have heard it that time.
00:30:10Yeah.
00:30:11Maybe it's because we've all worn the raincoat by now?
00:30:12I'm trying to get your attention down here.
00:30:13Yes, yes you can hear me down here.
00:30:14I'm trying to talk to you.
00:30:15Guys, it's-
00:30:16Guys, it's-
00:30:17It's me?
00:30:18I mean it's him?
00:30:19Yes, you can see me.
00:30:20I need your help to set me free.
00:30:21How is this happening?
00:30:22I need you to listen carefully.
00:30:23You have to find Gertrude Campbellton.
00:30:25She's the only one that can lift this curse.
00:30:26Yes!
00:30:27Yes!
00:30:28Yes, you can hear me down here.
00:30:29I'm trying to talk to you.
00:30:31Guys, it's-
00:30:33It's me?
00:30:34I mean it's him?
00:30:35Yes, you can see me.
00:30:37I need your help to set me free.
00:30:39How is this happening?
00:30:40I need you to listen carefully.
00:30:42You have to find Gertrude Campbellton.
00:30:45She's the only one that can lift this curse.
00:31:03What just happened?
00:31:04Find Gertrude Campbellton.
00:31:06Well, if he disappeared in the 1930s, then like-
00:31:10Then she's probably been dead for years.
00:31:16We're going to be late for dinner!
00:31:18Oh!
00:31:27What?
00:31:28What?
00:31:29What?
00:31:30What?
00:31:31What?
00:31:32What?
00:31:33What model grandchildren you are.
00:31:34It truly does warm this old heart that you want to learn so much about the theatre.
00:31:43Um, did you know of a magician named Augustus Cimprini?
00:31:47Oh, the magician who disappeared.
00:31:50Well, it's a bit before my time, but the newspapers had a field day with those headlines.
00:31:57They're all in the book.
00:31:58They're all in the book.
00:32:00The book?
00:32:01Oh, yes.
00:32:04The Feinermann Family Theatrical Compendium.
00:32:08It's just a collection of keepsakes and remembrances.
00:32:15I do think you guys are going to like this.
00:32:19It's like going back in time.
00:32:21Oh, wait.
00:32:22Return what is mine and I will lift the curse?
00:32:27What's that?
00:32:28Hmm.
00:32:29I suppose it is the perfect time of year to talk about the Phantom.
00:32:33The Phantom?
00:32:34The Phantom of the Feinermann Theatre.
00:32:36Oh, it sounds a lot more serious than it really is.
00:32:39You see, after the magician disappeared and before the theatre closed down for good, mysterious notes, like this one, started showing up.
00:32:49No one knew who they came from or what they meant, even.
00:32:53Part of me thinks it was my great-granddaddy's way of trying to drum up business and hard times.
00:32:59Boy, he did everything he could to keep that place afloat.
00:33:03Broke his heart to lose it.
00:33:05G.C.
00:33:08Gertrude.
00:33:09Gesundheit.
00:33:15Quickly, Bertha.
00:33:16Yes, Madam Weaver.
00:33:17I'm moving as fast as I can.
00:33:19I have it!
00:33:21Here, Madam Weaver.
00:33:33Look at it, it's working!
00:33:35Of course it is.
00:33:36Creature of night.
00:33:37Nearest my prize.
00:33:38Give me your sight.
00:33:39Lend me your eyes.
00:33:40Ah!
00:33:41Ah!
00:33:42Ah!
00:33:43Ah!
00:33:44Ah!
00:33:45Ah!
00:33:46Ah!
00:33:47Ah!
00:33:48Ah!
00:33:49Ah!
00:33:50Ah!
00:33:51Ah!
00:33:52Ah!
00:33:53Ah!
00:33:54Ah!
00:33:55Ah!
00:33:56Ah!
00:33:57Ah!
00:33:58Ah!
00:33:59Ah!
00:34:00Ah!
00:34:01Ah!
00:34:02Ah!
00:34:03Ah!
00:34:04Ah!
00:34:05Ah!
00:34:06Ah!
00:34:07Ah!
00:34:08Ah!
00:34:09Ah!
00:34:10Ah!
00:34:15Ah!
00:34:16Ah!
00:34:17Ah!
00:34:18Ah!
00:34:19The raincoat!
00:34:20Give it back, you raven!
00:34:41Help me, help me, help me!
00:34:45Help me!
00:34:50Help me!
00:34:55Help me!
00:35:00Jack?
00:35:01Where are you?
00:35:20You don't see that every day.
00:35:27You don't.
00:35:31No!
00:35:33Whoa!
00:35:35That was our last chance!
00:35:37My precious oils and powders!
00:35:42Wasted!
00:35:45Fool's errand!
00:35:47Not necessarily.
00:35:50I'm no closer than I was before.
00:35:53Oh, madame Weaver, don't talk about that. You sound so down. I don't think that's entirely true.
00:36:01I mean, it's upside down right now, but look at it the way I'm looking at it, you see. I think we just need to find this house.
00:36:07So what are you waiting for?
00:36:11Right, um...
00:36:13Okay.
00:36:15Okay.
00:36:16Okay.
00:36:17Okay.
00:36:19Okay.
00:36:32I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting.
00:36:34I assume the paperwork is in order?
00:36:36I'd say the foreclosure's a definite.
00:36:40This time tomorrow, it'll all be yours.
00:36:48So what are you going to do with the place?
00:36:51I have a few plans.
00:36:54It was right here.
00:36:58I don't hear anything.
00:37:00Jack?
00:37:01Nothing.
00:37:02So it's not about the coat?
00:37:04He made contact with us, right?
00:37:07Maybe we can't summon him on command?
00:37:10No, there's something missing.
00:37:12Maybe that's something to do with daylight.
00:37:14I mean, it's getting pretty close to sundown.
00:37:16Yeah.
00:37:17Maybe.
00:37:22Jack?
00:37:24Where are you going?
00:37:27Hey, uh, I meant to ask you something when I saw you earlier at school.
00:37:33This doesn't end well.
00:37:35Not without our help.
00:37:37Uh, I was just wondering if maybe, you know, you're just...
00:37:39There you are! Dad!
00:37:41What?
00:37:42Come on, we're gonna be late.
00:37:43Oh, uh, yeah, sorry, I thought you were somebody else.
00:37:47Come on.
00:37:54What was I thinking?
00:37:56You're heading the game.
00:37:57You're going back out there.
00:37:59Oh, pardon me.
00:38:01Ah!
00:38:03Are you okay?
00:38:04Charlie, did you hurt anything, Ange?
00:38:05Just my pride.
00:38:06Come on.
00:38:07Oh.
00:38:12Hi, Jack.
00:38:14Yeah.
00:38:16I mean, hi.
00:38:18Uh, so do you have any plans for Halloween?
00:38:23Annie and I are going to the dance.
00:38:25Our movie's about to start.
00:38:33Uh, well, I'll see you at the dance.
00:38:37I hope so.
00:38:42There you go.
00:38:43You guys just changed my whole life.
00:38:47Come on.
00:38:48It's all you, man.
00:38:50Well, I'm Casanova.
00:38:51We gotta get back to Grandma's before it gets dark.
00:39:06Oh!
00:39:10Oh!
00:39:13Oh, what a beautiful day.
00:39:31How long is Cloud Nine Jack going to be a thing?
00:39:34You know, I really thought the dopamine would have dissipated by now.
00:39:37Yeah.
00:39:38I'm moving.
00:39:39I'm moving.
00:39:41Okay.
00:39:42There's my early bird.
00:39:44Happy Halloween, Jackie.
00:39:45Oh, it might just be the most hallow to have ever weaned.
00:39:48And Chipper, too.
00:39:50Come on, let's get you packed.
00:39:51Aren't you supposed to be on a business trip?
00:39:53Didn't pan out.
00:39:54Are we okay?
00:39:55Yeah.
00:39:56Everything's fine.
00:39:57We're good.
00:39:58Let's go.
00:40:00Come on.
00:40:01Hustle.
00:40:02Come on, pass away and fight.
00:40:04I'm taking theandez...
00:40:05My friend...
00:40:06I'm going to have to go with her.
00:40:07It's going to have to be on a business trip.
00:40:08Come on, not running.
00:40:09Oh!
00:40:10No, no, no, no, no!
00:40:11Oh!
00:40:12Oh!
00:40:14Oh!
00:40:16Oh!
00:40:17Oh!
00:40:18Oh, my God.
00:40:48Evicted.
00:40:58I hoped I'd find you here today.
00:41:02This doesn't make any sense.
00:41:04How can you do?
00:41:04Anything is possible if you pull the right strings.
00:41:13This is really bad.
00:41:15What's happening?
00:41:16Who is that?
00:41:17I don't know, but...
00:41:18I have an idea.
00:41:23All I need is a signature, and I can take this money pit off your hands.
00:41:40It really is in excellent condition. No structural issues whatsoever.
00:41:45You keep a magnificent home, Mrs. Finerman.
00:41:49Thank you. Who are you?
00:41:51Oh, right. Absolutely.
00:41:53Simprinian Coates, Attorneys at Law. Pleasure to meet you.
00:41:57I am here to help you with this...
00:42:02this fellow, why I'm here today.
00:42:05There must be some sort of misunderstanding.
00:42:08I couldn't agree with you more, which is what I'm here to discuss today.
00:42:15Come on, hurry up, hurry up.
00:42:20So, after reviewing the case files and the court documents, we have come to a very firm conclusion.
00:42:28Have you?
00:42:30Yes, I have.
00:42:32And that conclusion is?
00:42:33What I'm here to discuss with you.
00:42:35You said as much.
00:42:37Hold on.
00:42:38You know Jack can't hold down the conversation.
00:42:41What did you say? Your name was Simprinian Coates?
00:42:45Simprinian.
00:42:46Where have I heard that name before?
00:42:48Well, we were established in the 1930s.
00:42:50We have a very long history at the firm.
00:42:52Is that so?
00:42:53Never lost, actually.
00:42:54Well, there's a first time for everything.
00:42:56There's no need to sign this mo- I mean ma'am.
00:42:58There is, actually.
00:43:00So, if you are done stalling-
00:43:02One more thing, if you don't mind.
00:43:05Alright.
00:43:06So, um, we have concluded and discussed and we have decided to issue an injunction on the sale of this property.
00:43:21I'll be reviewing these.
00:43:28You'll hear from me by end of day.
00:43:39I-I don't know how to thank you.
00:43:42There's no need.
00:43:43It's all a part of the job.
00:43:46Uh, about that.
00:43:49As you can probably tell, I can't really afford any legal fees.
00:43:54Don't worry about that.
00:43:56Is this, like, pro bono work, or?
00:44:01Oh, no.
00:44:03Nothing like that.
00:44:04It's absolutely free of charge.
00:44:06Well, I must be going.
00:44:12Lots of cases to crack.
00:44:16Jobs to do.
00:44:18Anyways.
00:44:20Goodbye.
00:44:21Goodbye.
00:44:36Jack, honey.
00:44:37Take a shower.
00:44:58Yes!
00:44:59We did it, we did it, we did it!
00:45:00Yes!
00:45:01I can't believe that worked!
00:45:02It's just a temporary solution.
00:45:04What was in that paperwork?
00:45:05I mean, a lot of things.
00:45:08So, what do we do?
00:45:09Okay, well, we need to come up with a lot of money.
00:45:11Really fast.
00:45:12Not easy for a bunch of kids.
00:45:14The best nothing three STEM preemies can't handle!
00:45:17Okay, so what do we got?
00:45:19No idea is a bad idea.
00:45:20I've recently learned quite a bit about card counting.
00:45:23It sounds doable.
00:45:25Yeah, for you maybe.
00:45:26So we go to Vegas, I put on the coat and-
00:45:28Don't you need money to gamble in the first place?
00:45:31Right.
00:45:32Okay, okay.
00:45:33Hear me out.
00:45:34So, I put on the coat and rob a bank.
00:45:39You rob a bank.
00:45:41You said no bad idea.
00:45:42I stand corrected.
00:45:43That hurts, Jack.
00:45:44Well, cry me a river.
00:45:45What else do we have?
00:45:46A river.
00:45:47What?
00:45:48No, no.
00:45:49Um, a puddle!
00:45:52He was in a puddle.
00:45:54That's why we couldn't talk to him yesterday.
00:45:56I don't follow.
00:45:57Why come up with a bunch of dumb ideas of how to make money when we could ask a magician to literally make all the money we want.
00:46:07Now what?
00:46:22Um...
00:46:23Hello?
00:46:24Mr. Cimprini?
00:46:25Yes, I can hear you.
00:46:26There's no need to shout.
00:46:27I'm right here.
00:46:28Whoa, you're here.
00:46:29Where else would I be?
00:46:30Uh, Mr. Cimprini, we have a bit of a pressing question.
00:46:31What is it?
00:46:32Well, can you use your magic to make us like a whole lot of money?
00:46:34I'm sorry.
00:46:35I'm sorry, I'm not that sort of magician.
00:46:36I perform tricks.
00:46:37It's not real magic.
00:46:38And even if I could, easy money is always trouble.
00:46:39That's how I got myself into this whole mess over this ridiculous trinket.
00:46:44By the way, have you found Gertrude Campbellton?
00:46:48Um...
00:46:49No.
00:46:50No.
00:46:51No.
00:46:52No.
00:46:53No.
00:46:54No.
00:46:55No.
00:46:56No.
00:46:57No.
00:46:58No.
00:46:59No.
00:47:00No.
00:47:01No.
00:47:02No.
00:47:03No.
00:47:04We were from Gertrude Campbellton.
00:47:05Uh...
00:47:06About...
00:47:07….
00:47:08...that.
00:47:09There's really no easy way to say this but it's been 86 years since you went
00:47:13missing.
00:47:1486 years?!
00:47:17I...
00:47:18I don't understand.
00:47:19You and me both, sir.
00:47:21But it's true.
00:47:23It's true and whoever Gertrude Campbellton was, she's probably...
00:47:28She's probably not alive anymore.
00:47:30There's still a chance. She's a witch after all.
00:47:34Come again?
00:47:46That's it. The Campbellton residence.
00:47:48There's her address.
00:47:49Do you think it's really her?
00:47:51Let's ride.
00:48:00There they are, Madam Huca.
00:48:07Madam Huca!
00:48:08Madam Huca!
00:48:10Madam Huca!
00:48:12Madam Huca!
00:48:30Miss Weaver?
00:48:33I should've known.
00:48:35What are you doing?
00:48:36Taking back what's mine.
00:49:01Come on!
00:49:02Tomura!
00:49:03Let's go.
00:49:33Let's go.
00:50:03I'm saving this for a special occasion.
00:50:21Let's go.
00:50:51What was that?
00:50:59My science teacher.
00:51:02After all these years.
00:51:08Curse that I did not assign.
00:51:22Return to me that which is mine.
00:51:25Maybe this isn't the best approach.
00:51:31Oh, they're going to save me.
00:51:45It's a simple binding spell.
00:51:49You should be able to make quick work of it.
00:51:57I know it's not my place, but have you thought maybe it's because one witch cannot...
00:52:10Undo another witch's spell.
00:52:12I know.
00:52:14I'm not just...
00:52:16Any witch.
00:52:18I'm Madam Weaver.
00:52:20Mistress of magic.
00:52:22Nothing is beyond my reach.
00:52:30Truly, your powers are unmatched and you have successfully retrieved the coat after 86 long years.
00:52:37This alone stands as a testament to your power and capability.
00:52:41But perhaps now, after all of that, in the 11th hour, it's time to contact...
00:52:51Don't you dare speak her name!
00:53:12Okay, maybe they're not answering because we're kids.
00:53:15They might not be home.
00:53:16They clearly don't take kindly to people dropping by unannounced.
00:53:26Okay, what do we do?
00:53:27Semperini said she was the only one who could help.
00:53:29But we don't even have the raincoat.
00:53:31You kids looking for someone?
00:53:42We're trying to return something that belonged to Gertrude Campbellton.
00:53:46It's kind of a long story.
00:53:48Wouldn't have anything to do with a magician trapped inside of a yellow raincoat, would it?
00:53:54How did you know?
00:54:00I'm the one who cursed him.
00:54:12No offense, but you don't look like you're over a hundred years old.
00:54:17I suppose not.
00:54:19You can slow things down or speed things up with the right spell or Kyrio.
00:54:25But an object imbued with the purest magic and given in love can bring eternal youth to a witch.
00:54:33It's a once-in-a-lifetime gift.
00:54:36And a curse, really.
00:54:39Remaining young as the world goes old around you.
00:54:43So the brooch that Semperini has is one of those magical objects?
00:54:48Yes.
00:54:50There's a sealing cycle on every spell.
00:54:53A certain amount of time it takes before the spell becomes...
00:54:57Permanent.
00:54:59Irreversible.
00:55:01The binding spell I cast on Augustus Semperini.
00:55:05The sealing cycle is 86 years.
00:55:08I made a terrible mistake.
00:55:12And I've spent the last 86 years studying every form of magic I could.
00:55:17And searching for ways to find the raincoat to right this wrong.
00:55:21I thought I had failed.
00:55:24But I hadn't considered the oldest form of magic there is.
00:55:29What's that?
00:55:30Serendipity.
00:55:31Eighty-six years to the day with mere hours before the sealing cycle completes.
00:55:36You three show up.
00:55:38Whoa.
00:55:39I've been preparing for this day for decades.
00:55:41I have everything I need to free Semperini.
00:55:43The final ingredient is the raincoat.
00:55:47There's just one problem with that.
00:55:51We don't have the coat.
00:55:53It was taken.
00:55:55I'll have to start making preparations if I'm going to be ready in time.
00:56:00You've come this far.
00:56:02Something tells me you'll know what to do.
00:56:11Where would she be?
00:56:12I've only ever seen her in one place.
00:56:30Come on.
00:56:31This way.
00:56:32I was really expecting it to be locked.
00:56:44I was really expecting to do battle against an angry witch, but you don't see me complaining.
00:56:50Hey, spread out.
00:56:51See if you can find anything.
00:56:52Okay.
00:57:02What if we just slow down and-
00:57:11Slow down?
00:57:12You want me trapped like this forever?
00:57:14Surviving on watered down brews and whatever youthful energy I can steal from school children?
00:57:21I am falling apart at the seams.
00:57:23Which is precisely why we should strongly consider putting the past behind us and reaching out to-
00:57:31I warned you once.
00:57:33The next one won't be a warning.
00:57:47What in the blue blazes?
00:57:48Meow.
00:57:53Pookie?
00:58:01Pookie?
00:58:02No.
00:58:03No.
00:58:04No.
00:58:05No.
00:58:06Pookie?
00:58:07No.
00:58:08Pookie?
00:58:09No.
00:58:10No.
00:58:11No.
00:58:12Bad boy!
00:58:13Pookie?
00:58:14No.
00:58:15Not the pellets.
00:58:16No.
00:58:17Pookie?
00:58:18No.
00:58:19No.
00:58:20Pookie?
00:58:21No.
00:58:22No.
00:58:23Pookie?
00:58:24Madame, we have-
00:58:25The boards or pellets!
00:58:26Hit the deck!
00:58:27Hit the deck!
00:58:57No.
00:58:58Don't go off!
00:58:59No!
00:59:00No!
00:59:02No!
00:59:03Oh, no!
00:59:04Oh, no!
00:59:06Ah!
00:59:07No!
00:59:08No!
00:59:14Oh, no!
00:59:16Oh, no!
00:59:17Hot!
00:59:18No!
00:59:19No!
00:59:20That's so funny!
00:59:21Whoa, easy there.
00:59:32No, Paul!
00:59:33No, Paul!
00:59:34Here, kitty, kitty.
00:59:40No!
00:59:51Well, the good news is I think I know where he went.
01:00:01The bad news is I don't know if we have any portal pellets left.
01:00:07Oh, but that won't stop me from looking.
01:00:21Mr. Semperini?
01:00:30Not quite.
01:00:35Is... is he a cat?
01:00:39Here, kitty, kitty.
01:00:42Kitty, kitty, kitty.
01:00:44Come here.
01:00:45Come over here.
01:00:47Kitty, kitty, kitty.
01:00:49Come here.
01:00:50Come here.
01:00:51Come here.
01:01:00He's over there.
01:01:04Just get him.
01:01:05We're trying.
01:01:06We're trying.
01:01:07We're trying.
01:01:08Okay, hold on.
01:01:09I have an idea.
01:01:10Okay, good.
01:01:11Come on, come on.
01:01:12Oh, oh, no.
01:01:13Okay.
01:01:14Okay.
01:01:15Yeah.
01:01:16Yeah.
01:01:17Yeah.
01:01:18Yeah.
01:01:19See?
01:01:20Walk off the bird.
01:01:21Thank you, thank you.
01:01:22I found one.
01:01:23In perfect condition.
01:01:37Oh, um, fantastic.
01:01:38Ready?
01:01:39Ready.
01:01:40Ready.
01:01:41Ready.
01:01:42Ready.
01:01:43Ready.
01:01:44Ready.
01:01:45Ready.
01:01:46Okay.
01:01:47I'll hear you.
01:01:48Okay, come on.
01:01:49The other one.
01:01:50Yeah, I'm gonna ask you guys.
01:01:51Come on.
01:01:52I can see you guys out on the ship.
01:01:53Yeah.
01:01:54Okay.
01:01:55I'm going to go.
01:01:56I'm gonna go ahead and check your head out and go.
01:01:58Alright.
01:01:59Okay, she's Danke.
01:02:00I love you.
01:02:30Well, it could have been worse.
01:03:00You've got to stop saying that.
01:03:02Run! Go, go, go, go!
01:03:12You guys run ahead. I'll try to stall her.
01:03:14What? No! Go now!
01:03:18Come on!
01:03:20Come on!
01:03:22Charlie, I can't run that fast!
01:03:24Okay, and hold this. Jump on.
01:03:30Let's go!
01:03:32Where did that idiot cat go?
01:03:46No need to make this difficult.
01:04:10You can't get away.
01:04:26Watch out!
01:04:28Watch out!
01:04:30Oh, no, get it!
01:04:36Just give me!
01:04:38I didn't even do that!
01:04:40Let me picture you like a cute bubble!
01:04:42I'm afraid of the night.
01:04:44I'm afraid of the night.
01:04:46I told you not to make this difficult.
01:04:52Now you're just making me angry.
01:04:56I'm trying to remember if I ever had you as a student.
01:05:00You was up for my history teacher once.
01:05:02Mr. Cunningham?
01:05:04Yeah.
01:05:05Sixth grade.
01:05:06I fell asleep during your lecture on the Great Depression.
01:05:08Try living through it, you'll make it too hard.
01:05:10They're not.
01:05:11They're not.
01:05:12They're not.
01:05:13They're not.
01:05:14They're not.
01:05:15They're not.
01:05:16They're not.
01:05:17They're not.
01:05:18They're not.
01:05:19They're not.
01:05:20They're not.
01:05:21They're not.
01:05:22They're not.
01:05:23They're not.
01:05:24Sixth grade. I fell asleep during your lecture on the Great Depression.
01:05:28Try living through it, you little brat.
01:05:37Kids these days.
01:05:41Or, I guess just kids in general.
01:05:47Why do they all have to be so annoying?
01:05:54Now, why did you have to do that?
01:06:01Where is it?
01:06:04Right.
01:06:08I'm not gonna tell you.
01:06:11I'm in time for this.
01:06:13Bertha, I'm taking this one with us.
01:06:24I'm in time.
01:06:41Oh!
01:06:43Sorry.
01:06:47Right on time.
01:06:48Come.
01:07:18I'm in time.
01:07:27Yes.
01:07:30With this sprue and earnest first,
01:07:34absolve anew and lift this curse.
01:07:48Step back.
01:08:06Step back.
01:08:18Step back.
01:08:19Did it work?
01:08:49Oh, my God.
01:09:19I am so sorry. I am so sorry.
01:09:24The show was a disaster, and I was desperate.
01:09:27I know that's not an excuse, but...
01:09:31Thank you for free.
01:09:33I have felt such a crushing guilt for so long.
01:09:40I never should have done this to you.
01:09:45I'm so sorry.
01:09:49Better late than ever.
01:10:09Oh, and children!
01:10:11I owe you such a debt of gratitude, I do.
01:10:15How about it?
01:10:19Where's your older brother?
01:10:34She's not always like this.
01:10:36If you just do what she says, she can be reasonable from time to time.
01:10:40Stop fraternizing with the prisoner.
01:10:43She's not wrong though, you know.
01:10:45This would be a lot easier on both of us if you would just tell me where it is.
01:10:49Why do you want it anyway?
01:10:51Really?
01:10:53Okay.
01:10:55Here's what it looks like to answer a question in a straightforward manner.
01:10:59There is an amulet trapped inside that raincoat that belongs to me.
01:11:04If I fail to retrieve it by the end of the day, I will forever lose the immortal youth it once bestowed upon me.
01:11:10See?
01:11:11Not that difficult, is it?
01:11:13But it's not the truth.
01:11:14That brooch belongs to Gertrude.
01:11:17Oh, oh, we don't say that name.
01:11:20No, it does not belong to her.
01:11:23She simply wanted to borrow it for an afternoon.
01:11:28I normally would never let it leave my side, but my love for my sister was blind.
01:11:32Why?
01:11:35She's your...sister?
01:11:38Not anymore.
01:11:44Listen, kid.
01:11:47I needed that raincoat.
01:11:49And don't you think for a second I'm gonna let it slip away for good?
01:11:53Not when I'm this close.
01:11:55So, if you're not gonna talk, I have other ways of forcing the information.
01:12:03And they are all extremely painful.
01:12:15Last chance.
01:12:17What's it gonna be, kid?
01:12:21Bad move, kid.
01:12:24Enough!
01:12:26Has it honestly never occurred to you that you don't have to be so mean all the time?
01:12:33You were holding out on me?
01:12:46You didn't.
01:12:48It's for your own good.
01:12:52Esmeralda.
01:12:54No.
01:12:55You do not get to come here.
01:12:56Not today.
01:12:57Of all days, you do not get to come here.
01:13:04You found it?
01:13:06I never stopped looking.
01:13:15Jack!
01:13:17You guys okay?
01:13:18Are you hurt?
01:13:19Okay, we're fine.
01:13:32Looks like it worked.
01:13:38Good job, guys.
01:13:39Good job, guys.
01:13:40Yeah.
01:13:41I don't need to.
01:13:42Oh,
01:13:45No.
01:13:46No!
01:13:47Yes.
01:13:49No.
01:13:51No!
01:13:52No!
01:13:54No!
01:13:55No!
01:14:01No!
01:14:02No!
01:14:03No!
01:14:04No!
01:14:05No!
01:14:06No!
01:14:07formally meet the real heroes i guess i was a little harsh with you guys a little
01:14:25look it's been a tough 86 years but i shouldn't have treated you the way i did
01:14:31is there anything i can do to make it up to you well you see there is something um i don't know if this
01:14:38falls under your jurisdiction as witches but we're gonna lose our house if we don't come up with a lot
01:14:45of money really fast yeah we've bought a little time but you know it's not really looking good
01:14:51we may not have bought as much time as you think
01:15:09take it easy you know i heard you the first 13 times you really didn't have to go so hard
01:15:16are your knuckles okay all right you had your fun i don't know what you were trying to accomplish
01:15:22and i won't pretend to care but i am willing to present you with the same offer so your role
01:15:29buddy does the word injunction mean nothing to you you can drop the act we read this entire document
01:15:36not that we needed to over half of this thing is comprised of wikipedia articles about collecting
01:15:42pokemon cards what you didn't hear see for yourself
01:15:52i'm sorry you had to find out this way i can't tell you what this man's intentions were but i can
01:15:59tell you for certain he is definitely not a lawyer mrs finerman mrs finerman the author still stands and i
01:16:09think you will find it more than generous i can't i realize how difficult this is for you do you but i
01:16:18urge you to think of your family's future after today the offer is off the table this is the best
01:16:26option now will you take this generous settlement agreement of your own free will or will you wait until
01:16:33the bank forecloses on you and leaves you empty-handed
01:16:53kids hi mom
01:16:55kids hi mom is that mrs weaver hello mrs finerman and the bad lawyer hello gertrude i thought you
01:17:06were dead you thought wrong wait i know you that's it you're that terrible magician whatever he asks you
01:17:16to do you mustn't comply it's too late but i could use an insurance plan
01:17:25mom what happened where did he take her
01:17:30you think he's at it again he can't be that's the man you saw earlier today
01:17:37i don't know how but that's the man that tried to buy the theater i performed at 86 years ago
01:17:41he's definitely at it again what are you talking about triplex compositum what's that it's a very
01:17:49dangerous some would say evil dark magic right intended to increase your power and influence at the
01:17:55risk of sucking the entire world into the void sounds a bit short-sighted but we're talking incredible
01:18:03power you'd be untouchable hypothetically it's been outlawed for millennia
01:18:09do you really think that he would try it after what happened last time what do you mean last time he
01:18:17tried this whole song and dance ages ago in bermuda it was a disaster the bermuda triangle a literal
01:18:26disaster it took the high council centuries to seal it up seal it up where did he take her mom
01:18:32this is your house and you said he wanted to buy the theater yes that's it why does this matter
01:18:44each requisite accessory for this particular right in this case property must be given freely
01:18:52they cannot be taken by force we just need to know where the third location is
01:18:57um what about his office excellent
01:19:14bingo
01:19:15you don't have to go through with this you can't imagine how long i've been planning this
01:19:30i spent decades sabotaging performers at that cheap theater patiently waiting for the right moment to step
01:19:39in and take it off their hands and i would have taken your house 15 years ago if you and your husband
01:19:47hadn't come along and put so much work into it tenacious to the last you kept coming back with so many job
01:19:55opportunities i thought i'd never be able to shut them all down in time you are a monster whatever it is
01:20:03you're planning you won't get away with it i already have
01:20:24mom
01:20:24don't get too close you might hurt yourself
01:20:37i thought you would have known better your power is here as long as i'm in control
01:20:43so welcome to the triplex compositing
01:20:57so
01:21:03so
01:21:05so
01:21:09it's almost time
01:21:21for this next bit of magic i will require the assistance of a willing volunteer
01:21:26whatever he wants don't do it don't i volunteer
01:21:32well actually i'm so excited to be a part of this is all very impressive please back up
01:21:39that's close enough and maybe hold off on the excitement until i tell you what i need you to do
01:21:47it's absolutely you are the final piece of the puzzle
01:21:52so it is very important that you volunteer of your own free will do you understand yes i do indeed
01:22:01very well i need you to step into the void and retrieve the eye of the storm
01:22:12it is a pyramid shaped gem bring it to me and i will grant you anything your heart desires
01:22:28that sounds wonderful
01:22:40i just um i have one question what's that um how are you going to grind my heart's desires
01:22:55what's that um what's that um how did you
01:23:03magician never reveals the secrets you idiot you have no idea what you've done well do i
01:23:10you've reached the void any minute we're counting on it
01:23:22you can't defeat me
01:23:23not alone i can't
01:23:36you can't defeat me
01:23:37you can't defeat me
01:23:39oh
01:23:57oh
01:23:59I'm alright.
01:24:22You guys okay?
01:24:23Yeah, we're okay, Mom.
01:24:25Can somebody please explain to me?
01:24:29What just happened?
01:24:34In a world without magic, the trickster is king.
01:24:40Well played, Augustus.
01:24:42Thank you, but honestly, I really feel that this would be safer in your hands.
01:24:50I don't know about you guys, but I could go for something profoundly normal right now.
01:24:55Like, boring, even.
01:24:59We heard 13 times now be like-
01:25:02Aren't your mother-in-law, that's loved 3 times.
01:25:03I'm as rich as you go, so maybe that's a little Thomas.
01:25:05We can't find that this house, but I don't know realised about this.
01:25:09Without some interests and things that will be better to keep me out.
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