- 2 days ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about an email from a listener who wants to know how he should handle a potential HR issue at his work. During that conversation, a game of charades goes wrong.
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00:00a compliment at the gym has landed one guy in trouble at work
00:14i mean maybe if i complimented a man i'd be safer maybe
00:22would you i guess it depends what the compliment was i don't i'm not complimenting anyone it's
00:28not on me it's not on me me thinking you have a better body than me or something is not that
00:33far-fetched so i don't know my compliment i think is kind of worthless it's weird when a man does it
00:39at work when the right compliment to my calves it was very very awkward you wore pants ever since
00:44yes yep i will no longer change your life yeah ruined his life he's in mind he'll no longer
00:50reveal his even though that gentleman no longer works here i don't know that yeah i don't i don't
00:57know who it is so oh see i thought it was then it's not who i thought it was i i i don't know
01:04for sure can't keep track really i mean i have to keep track of who works i don't know okay so i've
01:10always assumed it's one person i have the same person that wanted to buy your car oh no i never
01:17thought it was him i always thought it was him i never thought it was that would be really weird
01:22it was i never thought it was it was not him hold on this isn't online right no okay i thought it was
01:29this person oh here we go no no no that would have been wild right that would have been a story
01:38i would have died oh i always thought i would have been going straight to the top about that
01:43okay that would have been crazy okay hey that's who i thought it was no i don't know why it was
01:52always right i just assumed it was him i i think i think i did too why do we think you can you text
01:59who it who it was yes i'm not 100 of their yeah okay i have an idea but now i okay hold on okay
02:07hold on there we go we're gonna get i gotta find you guys we're not that top of mind i see
02:19oh yeah yeah that's what i that's what i remember right yep huh yeah don't say don't even know who
02:29that is i know well don't don't start talking about it just tight look if you want to see you can see
02:35who it is that's what they go by yeah yes well that's giving away everything
02:40okay so you always thought it was the other guy and not this guy yeah i always thought it was this
02:49guy i don't i guess i just didn't even remember who at all in fact i thought it might have been the
02:55same another man does this man roll with the fellas i don't know anything i don't know anything
03:03about i don't know listen i don't know i think it was like a don't it was meant to be like nice
03:10yeah you know like a pump up like like i'm gonna say no no it appears he doesn't roll with the
03:18fellas no no i think it was just like a nice it was still like a man complimenting another man
03:23you should be able to take it and not think anything other i should
03:27i'm sorry you guys this is so just amongst us but we can't reveal who it is cannot reveal it
03:35well i don't think there was any ill intent no i don't think so either it was like i didn't
03:40think there was ill intent i thought there was just a compliment i don't think there was that
03:44either which turned into a joke yeah but by on our part yes well because it was uncomfortable
03:49when he said hey man nice calves what did how did you react thank you that's he he said i see you're
04:00showing off the calves that and i said yep yeah so he also made it awkward too and then said yep
04:10that was it that's it that's how it ended there's never been another interaction ever he didn't even
04:15say they were great he didn't even really compliment them he just said no yes yes yes no yes i see
04:21you're showing off oh yeah i know i know that yeah this once i yeah realized it was this person i'm like
04:27what
04:29suck it
04:33you're crazy
04:39i was like you know like yeah that's more like he's still around he's like this not like you'll
05:07say i don't know what you'll say i don't know what kind of sign language to give dave
05:13sign language is hilarious could you imagine him playing that stupid game charades
05:21oh dave and charades would be so funny dave charades blow job rim job
05:27sounds like rim job
05:30jesus looks like he's drawing a butthole
05:34it was little women dave and they're like it's the well dave it's the movie the well
05:39i thought you were drawing a butthole
05:41looks like a butthole to me like a rim job
05:44you stupid bitch what is it
05:50draw it you stupid bitch
05:52draw the god blessed picture bitch
05:55this whore can't draw
06:01you did the international sign for suck it
06:08i think if i don't want like
06:10no
06:10i do this
06:12that means suck it
06:14does it
06:15i was like
06:15this was
06:17i didn't go like
06:18go down
06:19this is dave's
06:21dave's universal sign
06:23to chicks
06:23get on it
06:27dave almost passed out lisa had to put her head down
06:34when i'm silent it's bad i'm laughing hard i can't even
06:39oh i can't yeah i was like no not suck it
06:43i'll just say it still still around here still around here
06:49ah my goodness i guess this is now here
06:52so anyways that man who was likely not into men was just noticing that you had shorts on wasn't actually complimenting you or anything so it's all been blown out of proportion
07:02that's not true
07:02he was complimenting my calves
07:05yeah
07:06yeah
07:07okay
07:08he said your calves were out
07:09do you think
07:11yeah
07:11okay
07:12you're not showing off not nice calves
07:14he didn't say they were nice
07:16he did
07:16no
07:17when you're like ooh showing off the calves
07:19what if he was talking about your skinny calves
07:20that does mean you think they're nice
07:21you wouldn't say that
07:23and they're not skinny
07:24i think
07:26i have nice calves
07:27okay whatever man
07:28i think if someone complimented your calves chuck
07:32people people have
07:34he would assume they wanted to suck it
07:36he'd be wearing
07:37oh he'd be the shortest of shorts
07:39all the time
07:40there's a lot of talk about my calves out there
07:42he'd be wearing shorts in january
07:43believe it or not
07:44he'd be at the vending machine
07:45flexing his calves
07:46you know it
07:49waiting for someone to come by
07:50he'd roll up his soft pants
07:52pretty cool look Lee
07:54that's why he's got those tiny little socks
07:57oh yeah
07:58he doesn't want anything to block his calves
08:00what are you laughing at
08:03what are you
08:04i can't see
08:05i can't see
08:06cause i got fantastic calves
08:08that's going to look
08:11oh it's such a weird week huh
08:20we did when we just made a listener poop themselves
08:22laughing
08:23sorry
08:24pooped
08:25you should go to the doctor
08:26you're loose as a goose
08:29chuck could poop himself today
08:33yeah that's true
08:34you better be careful with that flexing
08:35can you imagine it being like
08:38check these out these
08:39you're going to like those flexes huh
08:41and he runs out of the room
08:43chuck pooped himself flexing his calves
08:46when you're a man
08:48and you flex an area of your body
08:51and it makes a woman laugh as hard as Lisa just laughed
08:54it is not great
08:55no
08:55i will say chuck
08:57good calves man
08:58there's a lot of talk
08:59be careful
09:00chuck
09:02make him uncomfortable
09:02yes
09:03i'm right here Dave
09:05i'm right here
09:06i heard Dave Hunter was complimenting someone's calves
09:08at work
09:09yeah it was chuck
09:10no i've seen some calf chatter with me
09:14where have you seen this calf chatter
09:16chuck the freak calf
09:18where have you seen that
09:19online
09:20there's online
09:21chuck the freak calf
09:23okay
09:23chatter
09:24i have too
09:25yeah
09:25have you seen calf chatter
09:27chuck online
09:27when i did my cartwheel
09:29they were talking about my calves
09:31me and chuck have nice calves
09:35luckily it hasn't gone to your heads
09:37no i mean i'm not just showing them off at all times
09:40i mean i will but
09:41no there is some talk of it
09:44we did something and i was in shorts
09:46on like a stage or something
09:48or something
09:49and it was a lot of comments were directed at them
09:52which is wild
09:53but apparently a lot of gay men like calves
09:54it was the video where it was really hot in the studio
09:57oh
09:58and they were talking about your dong
10:00they were doing that
10:02i've had
10:02how do you know that court
10:03there was dong
10:04yeah there was dong talk
10:06there's been some dong
10:07he paid court to flood the comments
10:09i did
10:09do you pay court and his fake accounts to flood comments
10:12that was before his comedy career took off
10:14and he was willing to do things for money
10:16no the in that video there was some talk of my dong
10:19which is crazy
10:20but um there was
10:21but in some other stuff
10:23there's been talk of my calves
10:24and it's just a weird thing
10:26that some people notice
10:28yeah
10:28and it is the only muscle really in my whole body
10:31that's actually in shape
10:33but it has to carry around this fat body
10:36yep
10:36all right so now to the email
10:38okay
10:39this guy says
10:41i think i have an hr problem
10:43and i'm looking to you guys
10:45to see how i should handle it
10:46so every morning before work
10:48i go to the gym right near my office
10:49occasionally i may see some of my co-workers there
10:52i'll say hello
10:53give a little wave or something
10:54two days ago
10:56i saw a woman from our sales team
10:58doing some serious lifting
11:00honestly it was amazing
11:01so i walked over to her and said
11:04wow you're a badass
11:05afterwards she wouldn't even look at me
11:08and then i got a call from my boss
11:11asking me if i was available for a meeting
11:13tomorrow morning in hr
11:14oh god
11:15i'm guessing it has to be related to this
11:18has to be
11:19so that's this morning
11:19and she misheard what i said
11:22as something degrading
11:24wow you got a big ass
11:25any help on this one would be appreciated
11:29wow you've got a big ass
11:30what was the quote
11:31you're a badass
11:32you're a badass
11:33so how could you mishear
11:35you're a
11:36you're a
11:37or you're
11:38you're
11:39you're a fat ass
11:40oh my god
11:42if she heard it as fat ass
11:45i would never go over and say someone's a fat ass
11:48you're a fat ass
11:49why do you go to hr if somebody says you're a badass
11:51i
11:53because he was looking at you
11:54i could only think that
11:56maybe
11:56it was
11:58thought
11:59she thought
11:59he said nice ass or
12:02oh nice ass
12:03you know
12:04no you're a badass
12:06i mean unless he slurs or he speaks real fast or something
12:09but anything like music
12:11i don't know
12:12what are you thinking jason
12:13i'm just laughing that you're a fat ass
12:15you're a fat ass
12:19dave
12:20dave sit down
12:21sit down
12:22is it true you're in planet fitness
12:25and you walked up to this woman
12:28and you said hey
12:31you're a fat ass
12:32no 100% no
12:34i said she was badass
12:35here's a couple clips we have from your show of you talking to women
12:38okay
12:39well that is uncalled for
12:41take it out of context
12:43a lot of people think it was
12:46agree with lisa
12:46they probably heard it as fat ass
12:48fat ass
12:48okay so now it's gonna be a he said she said thing
12:52yeah how do you prove that
12:53but what if it was like
12:54you got a fat ass
12:55like phat
12:57like phat
12:58or just like
12:59even some guys like a juicier ass
13:02you know
13:04well don't say juicy
13:05well don't say juicy
13:06but if you say
13:07yes you got
13:09like what
13:09jason would you have her
13:11right here
13:12the universal sign
13:14the universal sign
13:16yeah
13:16no like i could see jason saying
13:19oh that chick's got a fat ass
13:21not even meaning like
13:22phat
13:23like actual like got some
13:25heft to it
13:26and liking it
13:28big juicy booty
13:29that's really unfortunate
13:31and that i think is why
13:32i feel like you should just stay away
13:34from complimenting anyone
13:35like i can't even say
13:37he meant it as a total compliment
13:39like to kind of pump her up
13:40yeah
13:41you can't say anything to anyone
13:43anywhere
13:43it's probably just not safe as a guy
13:47no
13:47it's just not safe as a guy
13:48like there are women that are setting cameras up
13:51and they're just hoping to god
13:53that a guy walks by
13:54and even looks over at a second
13:55because they know they've got a video
13:56that they can then
13:57say oh my god
13:59this this disgusting pig
14:01walked by me
14:01and looked at me
14:02while i worked out
14:03i mean these videos are being made
14:05so you just have to
14:06as a guy
14:07you keep your your eyes straight
14:09you don't say anything to anybody
14:11if they need a spot
14:12you just let the bar crush them
14:14yeah you probably just don't say anything
14:15can
14:16hr get involved
14:18if it happened outside of work
14:20it's still because they're co-workers
14:22did it happen inside of work
14:23no a gym near the office
14:25gym near
14:25okay
14:26i'm assuming that they probably can
14:28i know that seems weird
14:29but i mean think about it
14:31if just like
14:31lisa was showing up on my porch all the time
14:34calling me a fetish
14:37and she was like
14:38nice calves
14:38let me see your calves
14:39nice calves
14:40i gotta see those things again
14:41i gotta see those again
14:42some of them calves baby
14:43hold on
14:44hold on
14:45i wouldn't report it
14:47but
14:47but
14:48you know
14:49any
14:50i'm just saying
14:51there is some stuff that can happen
14:52outside of the workplace
14:53that you could still say
14:55hey listen
14:55there's some weird
14:56yeah there's some weirdness going on
14:58lisa did you hear
14:59lisa was stalking chuck over his calves
15:01wouldn't let him go
15:03weird
15:05her and a couple other guys
15:06that work around here
15:07ha ha ha ha
15:07ha ha ha
15:08ha ha ha ha
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