- 3 months ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a man in Florida who pulled a gun on another guy because he was taking too long in the bathroom. Then, Dave reveals how he'd handle the situation and no one was expecting it.
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00:00all right now another guy pulled a gun it ain't worth it facing charges why because he had to
00:15wait too long for the bathroom pulled a gun i've done it to lisa get out yeah i try to hurry up
00:22she does i'm like you know what chuck's arm she knows it yeah move this along oh boy this story
00:30from try to hustle up for this guy bonita springs florida and gulf coast news negations a man heard
00:37pounding outside of his bathroom stall at this bonita springs gas station and when he walked
00:42outside deputies say he was staring at a loaded handgun 9-1-1 what is your emergency hey i just
00:49had a guy flash a gun to my face a customer sunday at this bonita beach road circle k heard banging
00:55outside of his bathroom stall i was in the bathroom he wanted me to hurry up and he starts banging on
01:01the door so when i get out the bathroom i said what the is your problem dude and he shows the gun to my
01:06face and goes come on the lee county sheriff's office says joseph jimenez's gun had eight rounds
01:12inside the magazine the victim ran to the gas station manager as deputies say jimenez continued
01:18to call him slurs the manager had to break the two up that's when the victim called 9-1-1 you can even
01:24hear screaming in the background tell me exactly what happened
01:30when deputies arrived they found jimenez sweating smelling of alcohol and holding a gun
01:37deputies say jimenez claimed the victim spit on him but say surveillance video doesn't show that
01:43for locals who use this gas station often that's just crazy but um you know how it is in florida that's
01:48just kind of how the people are everybody carrying people acting up over over little stuff you know
01:53it's just shocking when you can't just go to the gas station and oh yeah simply go to the bathroom
01:58or get a soda without a gun being pulled out on you jimenez bonded out monday he's charged with
02:03aggravated assault with a deadly weapon in bonita springs samantha romero gulf coast news
02:08he was gonna poop himself right well he looks like he didn't get a chance in his mug shot he looks
02:16like he's still holding it oh wow made that face yeah that is the worst feeling if you really have
02:25to go and someone's taking their sweet ass time in there the problem is like i know what to do this
02:32guy's a it's a rookie mistake like you only slow someone down when you walk in there so you walk in
02:39you see the feet you gotta go they know they're like oh wow someone came in and left that tells you
02:48do finish let it all hang out let's go the the feet wouldn't put the pressure on
02:54i feel like some people when the another set of feet come in the room they they clam up
03:01and they stop oh i see they stop everything you have to be like and maybe you could be like i'll
03:07be back in two minutes announce what i didn't listen i did this in two minutes i did it at a walmart
03:15i went early i saw the feet i was like no okay get out of there and then when i came back another guy had
03:20gone in in front of me and cut me off right it was close it's got a walmart but if i would have
03:29just went in and stood there i mean everyone slows down oh they slow it down let's go let's go stand
03:38off if you just say i'm clenching as hard as i can see who's gonna break first yeah the steering
03:44contest you better get out of here about who's gonna break it's like it's safe for you to break you're on
03:50the toilet it is not safe for me to break as the man standing well i will just say if you do not
03:57remove yourself i will poop on you well that won't cause violence or anything yep dave was shot and
04:04killed by it either cause violence or he'll like it i mean i don't know lisa could go either way i don't
04:12want to be involved in no scat yeah somebody tells me that if i walk in the bathroom i'm turning off the
04:17light on them oh yeah oh when you leave that's fine i can figure it out i got a i got a camera oh
04:26yeah i got a flashlight on my phone yeah day's ready any kind of uh dark poops situation yes don't go
04:33pooping on people well no but listen it's gonna happen if i'm in that dire of a situation that i'm
04:39banging on the door i poop in the sink i think that's back enough to that here we go move on
04:46you better move i'm just gonna like warn you better move you better move i don't like how
04:50david is i don't know this terribly yeah he's like i don't think i don't know you better move
04:57you're going in where am i gonna move how do i move what are you doing you can't do that that's
05:04a terrible plan door in and he's gonna i'm just he's sitting on his bluff right he's gonna be like
05:12okay man okay no but if he's i can't get up i am pooping he can't get up move aside we're gonna
05:19share the seat this is no move aside in the stall so you can leave but i'm pooping i can't leave you
05:26gotta go he handles it weird he's just gonna sit on a guy and unleash right in my lap power man yeah it
05:34is like his ass is coming right at you you know any situation he's ready to just power move you
05:40power his ass on you what letting somebody play through in golf i'm coming in exactly yeah yeah
05:49go ahead play through yeah wow i guarantee you wouldn't do that i hope i'm not pooping on the
05:56floor i'm not pooping in my pants i'm not pooping my pants you're gonna poop on another man before
06:02you poop your pants that's a terrible choice poop on an ignorant man and then you're gonna poop on
06:08an ignorant man yes he's ignorant he won't hurry up but he's going to kill you i've given him many
06:14warnings i mean i'm killing you if you try to poop on me i'm killing you and then i'll i'll deal with
06:20the consequences later he officer just poop your pants he kicked the door in he turned around
06:28backwards and pulled his ass out and then he he was backing up and he's like you better move
06:34you better move you better move over you're we're sharing it and i shot him yeah i shot him okay listen
06:41to me you're in that situation you're on the toilet you're wrapping things up and a man is now for the
06:47fifth or sixth time demanding that you leave he's got to go it's an emergency he was nice at first
06:52now he's saying move but he's going i but he's you're done like it's been a while so i'm just on my
06:58phone yes and i so i'm like i'm coming in i'm gonna poop how do you know he's done i let you come in
07:06i let you in long enough i uh i'm gonna make you come in you're moving give me the honest answer if
07:13i'm done i'm getting up if you come in backwards bare ass saying get out of the way yeah i'll get
07:19up and i'm gonna give you a little i'll give you a little poke you come at me like that jesus god
07:25yeah you won't be ready for my what if he stands up and turns around
07:29oh wow he's like you get out you get out you get out court's looking for a plunger weapon
07:40you have to know your surroundings and know where the weapons are that's true you either suffocate
07:44him with the toilet paper not great or attack with the plunger right up there suffocate with
07:49the toilet paper just stick your tongue that's a terrible plan he said he did he said it was bad
07:54that's not none you don't have a lot of weapons if you get choked out with toilet paper you can't
08:00get in the stall i mean i don't know i can get in it what are you little logs are you kidding
08:04you're gonna bust it down you're gonna kick the door he's kicking it you're coming in ass first
08:09that's the scariest part that's the intimidation factor let's go but if i don't if i call your bluff
08:15right and i don't get up you're gonna sit on my lap i won't make it to the lap he's pooping on you
08:23don't be around dave when he has diarrhea somebody please
08:28it's scaring us i'm scared are you anyone else is anyone i'm traumatized i'm gonna put it to the test
08:38i'm traumatized i can't have a man like what if i was in the bathroom and he came in ass first on me
08:46like the time that he opened the door yeah you make sure you lock that door
08:51this is what i go upstairs to do what would i have done
09:00i would have been i'm coming in chuck i'm coming in
09:02oh no no no no no because i know this effort is just on his phone and he's not actually doing
09:08anything that would end the show that would end the show if i got pooped on by dave yeah yeah
09:14newsflash write it down if dave poops on me i think if you just come and ask first on anyone
09:21yeah you're right you can't bust the door open no way with your ass out
09:27there was no he had no real guarantee who it was if he comes in ass first do you kick the door in
09:34and then come in ass first or you ask first when you kick in the door no first kick then back you
09:40could donkey kick it because your legs might be a little constricted with pants around you take
09:45them down after court come on yeah yeah i'm just trying to visualize it pull him down him out i'm
09:50not an animal so you're pulling this man i'm waiting until i'm entering the stall before i whip him
09:54down he no his thing i'm coming in last chance last chance pants are going down pants are going down
10:01here i come there it goes dave said he would give you a little bit of room on the side so you can
10:07sneak so you can get by him he said i guess we're finishing together oh man it's right on your chest
10:13then dave's pooping on you there's your cleveland steamer i'm pooping i wasn't ready i'm sorry i
10:19didn't know we were gonna learn this but i didn't know um no idea anything's possible though when dave
10:24has a little extra energy that's true in the morning he should reveal all sorts of things about
10:30himself that's true you never know what he'll say so this was it today i'm telling him he learned
10:36i mean i am i'm gonna have to really watch when i go to the bathroom you know please be careful oh
10:43i'm try i will it's all i'm gonna be thinking about i'll just be staring at that door handle
10:48poop alone yeah because it says it well yeah with friends or poop alone yeah i have it on poop alone but
10:54you know he's probably got a key made or something like he's got yeah he's been obsessed with that
10:58locker like the kool-aid man that's it everyone should be afraid anybody using a public bathroom
11:04today if you see a man in size 14 shoes or whatever it is and you see 14 and you hear him whistling or
11:12singing a jingle and you're like oh my god oh my god oh my god i have to go he's here everyone's on
11:20high alert i'm coming in the whole city yeah oh my god i will poop on you take it easy
11:29that's what he does once i sit down oh it's a totally different com story oh my god
11:37anyway just i mean be polite to your fellow man wrap it up don't linger someone's in an emergency
11:45situation yeah step aside i'm i'm terrified i can't look you in the eye what the hell step
11:52aside holy cow yeah my butt stuff's a lot less weird a lot less yeah it is i can make an argument for
12:02it we'll take a break hmm use the bathroom yeah you go ahead oh yeah you go first go first dave
12:09please you're good we're good here
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