- 7 months ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about the largest sports memorabilia heist and joked about selling DCTF merchandise on the side. Then, they started receiving indecent proposals for Jason from listeners. And, the requests grew crazier and so did the dollar amounts.
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00:00well a huge bust they call it the biggest sports memorabilia heist bust ever i don't know if
00:14that's the case but a miami heat security guard apparently was stealing just tens of thousands
00:23of dollars worth of team merchandise and selling it wow i've been doing the same thing
00:29i'm sorry what taking your stuff and selling it on the side yeah what you made 3.68 dollars dave
00:35under's pen i knew i was missing his coffee mug oh yeah oh imagine if you sell my electric coffee
00:43mug i will kill you i will hunt you down it'll be like taken but with the mug all right yeah i won't
00:49i live for this thing every day i know he does the only thing that gets me does don't don't take
00:54that warm hot coffee yeah what would i make 10 bucks 10 bucks total for all the memorabilia well
01:00you know what we used to do this a little bit every once in a while we would like raffle something off
01:04like dave's sweater oh yeah oh you know we made good money with that sweater yeah we did i mean
01:10i think some people like for charity stepped up a little bit yeah it was shocking riffle the sweater
01:15yeah i wore a snowflake sweater on the show one day it was a big mistake my kids bought it for me years
01:20ago and i'm like i gotta wear it once we made the biggest one of me like merciless it was a bad
01:27choice i never heard of the snowflake sweater oh it's just from a long time ago it was like a ski
01:32sweater i want to see this thing oh yeah well i think it's not one that you saw in a homeless man
01:37later was it i don't know you did see that was my blank indian blanket coat oh okay yeah yeah
01:43someone said um oh jesus jason you are getting offers for all sorts of intimates what jason can
01:50sell me a sweater sweaty boxer shorts after basketball jason should raffle off his jock strap
01:56don't tell him wait it's not my stuff yes it is no i'm talking about like this is where we're
02:01getting the most money shirt listen like that kind of stuff i'm gonna steal no i love basketball
02:06and balls yes we found your perfect match all right dude you've just made a hundred bucks like
02:12that yes he's putting how much a hundred dollars for my sweaty well 50 each for my socks no your
02:20jock strap and your shorts what is this 1945 jock strap you're not seeing the forest you're not
02:29seeing the forest you wear a jock strap through the trees oh you wear a jock strap every day you're
02:35right yeah it gets sweaty yes right i'll wear it i wear it often give it to me i wear it on the show
02:42you want it to feel game worn give it to me for the show that's creepy yeah yeah i do i have i have
02:50the socks i wore last night not washed yet oh my god those things oh my god someone you're making
02:58some people hard right now exactly feverish masturbation i was just talking about selling
03:03your pens now i got people wanting to those are the offers you're coughing my sweaty socks exactly
03:08do we want to make money or not yes do you want to make money or not is it my money yeah oh then
03:15yeah sure if it's your jock strap it's your money okay that's all i'm saying you know i guess i'll
03:20start selling my stuff here it is why not that's what i say anymore why not who cares if i had a
03:27guy that was willing to like every time i went to play basketball and all i just had to it was
03:33like i was gonna make 100 bucks or 300 bucks that night 200 bucks if you wear the jock strap and roll
03:39around on the floor in it and send pictures of it yeah see that's what comes okay like the costanza
03:44yeah that comes later okay there's always more offers 500 bucks for that 500 bucks 500 this is not
03:51a legally binding contract we're just talking here just talking it out just talking what do you think
03:55about 500 bucks right the offers i'm sure would come in there's crazy out there forever oh my god
04:02yeah rolling around on the ground in the jock strap there's probably worse oh my god there's probably
04:06worse you've seen him with an afro that's probably worse there's probably like six years he doesn't
04:11know there's like six years he doesn't know you know what happened there's a long time where it's like
04:17blank who knows yeah like who really knows yeah the footage that could exist of me exactly
04:24oh i don't know don't go digging it up no no no no no wow sweet stuff all right email me
04:33yeah good for you you don't approve well lisa's not gonna approve you can't worry about what lisa
04:39thinks in this one i always worry about what lisa thinks i know but you have to let it go for this
04:45no i mean but you really want that email i'll buy you something nice with it
04:51what he's gonna buy you something nice you don't want your jockstrap money if i make it if i make a
04:59killing i will buy you something nice you don't have to you just i you keep the money i'm just
05:04do you want all the weird emails to buy your pube trimmings oh my i don't trim these jesus
05:11yes you do and you will let me know let me know oh man i gotta get better at this you are really
05:17bad at this that's nothing god you're terrible at making money ah i know oh my god i don't trim
05:25those yes you do shush ask me for some trimming this is gonna be real tempting for you
05:31what's happening man if you finish in a sock someone will give you a thousand dollars i don't
05:37want a gift from that are you sure i don't need your dirty money i don't want your dirty money
05:43are you sure i don't need any of this i know what you do i know what you did you finished in socks for
05:50this it's gorgeous i love that i really do that that's very thoughtful of you i don't want to take
05:58it because your dirty sock money i know what you do in those socks i know what you did i know what
06:05you do do you don't really do you do oh my god it's gross one thousand dollars oh show me show me
06:13the money there's the number they don't have a thousand dollars i gotta i guarantee you you gotta
06:21talk to your wife oh yeah dude yeah i'm finishing my socks all the time yeah of course all right
06:28exactly i do okay why do you think they're so crusty thank you listen you buy uh like a 12 pack of
06:34socks right you know that's 1200 bucks sometimes i go through two uh a game the dude yeah or socks
06:42yeah the dude that wants to buy your jockstrap your used jockstrap he says he's going to wear it
06:46like bane from batman all right i don't care what you do with it oh yes i have your jockstrap on
06:55i'm wearing it right now on my face
07:00pain another thousand bucks for your own socks they don't have a thousand dollars they're lying
07:10that's two thousand dollar offers for you to finish in socks you know if they're willing to
07:15give me a thousand they'll give you guys more
07:17oh see i see what you're doing you're trying to put it back on them
07:22it's not true no i don't even have underwear on today
07:25yes you do no you're wearing underwear
07:28i'm just thinking about the money lisa that's all i know all of us are selling rum socks we're like
07:40standing on a pile of rum sock money oh my god dude do you know how much money i've thrown away
07:44oh so silly holy cow this is crazy times i know thousand bucks is nothing to sneeze at that's all
07:52and that's two offers are ready for that that's a lot of talk life-changing money no see this is
07:57just part of it lisa this is how you do it like if you're a bit pervy like me and you're like how
08:04can i uh get somebody to do you give them way too much money for something fairly easy yeah and then
08:15the offer is gonna like the guy already put it out there he's like yeah can you roll around on the
08:20ground with the jock strap on and take a picture and i'll give you a little extra money
08:26that's only the beginning right that's only the beginning i won't it's gonna get a little bit
08:33weirder when i ask for the next picture do you think you could be fully naked hard
08:39and uh put butter all over yourself and then roll around in a little tiny blow-up kitty
08:46pool do you think for a thousand dollars uh if you put your toenail clippings in one of those
08:56socks 1500 it's going up it's going up that's nothing is this real yeah oh yes 1500 dollars to
09:06put toenail clippings in a sweaty room inside yeah yeah okay about that smell that they would love
09:13the toenail okay he's okay okay okay okay i'll do it i'll give my venmo and then have them pay and
09:20then then that's oh my god someone said think of all the cat toys you can buy with that oh yeah
09:25that's so much that's what they're gonna want to see next me flogging myself with a cat toy you just
09:31give them a great idea how much would that be oh how much how much how much for jason to flog
09:37himself with a cat toy and then you get to keep his sock after the lady at the pet store would pay
09:43for that oh my gosh she's like 100 000 dollars
09:48so put me on a payment plan i'll sell my house for that guy gorgeous man and he loves cats
09:58he's a just a dream boat oh no oh wow what oh you know what dave hi if you drop a turd in a sock
10:122500 i knew it get out of here 2500 hi jason it's me again he says get out of here
10:19and then he's like 2500 yeah it's so tempting he's like gross what i mean he's trying to figure
10:27out how he would do it i've made almost 10 grand already yeah one of your dead toenails
10:32two thousand dollars just that or in this the dead toenail one of the dead ones just a clipping
10:41from it no like i think the whole to pop it off pop it off it's dead it's dead how much
10:48two thousand two thousand you guys are nuts man no i'm waiting for something to be i'll give you a
10:55million and a half you can shake your butt on video you called a thousand dollars life-changing
11:00money a minute ago he's waiting no i just think this is they're all messing around right yeah they
11:05are it's a text a billion dollars whatever you want listen of course you can but this man wants
11:11you to spit in his mouth for how much hundred bucks you'll come here get out of here get out of
11:20here if you drive here you'll spit in his mouth for a hundred bucks no oh all right i thought he was
11:29putting that out there if you drive here i'll do it no i thought he was putting it out there okay come
11:33right now let's do it live you know you give me a hundred dollars i'll spit right in your mouth
11:38oh my god on the air there you go my god jason's spitting booth jason's spitting booth yeah i'll
11:46spit hundred bucks right now i'll spit in your mouth 10 goes to charity you're not giving anybody
11:53anything i'm not a charitable man where's this money coming from ah jason's spitting booth you can't
11:59give too much because jason won't do it 100k offer just came in oh no oh it's no that's right
12:05one hundred thousand they want you to cut your dick off oh my cut my dick off
12:12what really holy cow yeah stuff got real weird we were enough pimping you up hundred thousand dollars
12:22hi me again uh chop it off all right so the man who wanted him to spit
12:28in his mouth for hundred bucks if you get here no don't don't come here don't come here don't
12:33it was a joke no it's a joke don't come here don't say that he said it i'm telling him not to say it
12:39i know i said already i'm just joking the guy's already in his car i don't don't yeah hard as a
12:45rock they take it in they're at the gate they're like here we're here to for jason hi how are you
12:50imagine ken goes to the gate invited me i said it was okay and they'd be like oh dave said it and
12:57then they'd be too afraid not to let somebody in because dave said it he's outside honking like
13:02tommy lee oh yeah oh no yeah oh no that ain't his hand and then we're like jason go spit in his
13:10mouth get him out of here that's easy money dude oh it's so easy i know you know what it is box
13:15yeah yeah i know then you'll get addicted to it this is what they want no this is what they do
13:22you're like i can see the look on your face right now you're jonesing to spit on a man
13:26think about how many bets you can make if you were just don't say that
13:31i don't need instacart i could fund all of it oh yeah you wouldn't have to tell your life anything
13:39futures down this is bad this is spiraling man it is because the latest offer and he's guarantees he
13:45has the money to back it up what if you hover above him
13:50and your crack sweat drips into his mouth
13:5520 grand oh my god are you kidding oh my god get on the treadmill right now get on the treadmill
14:04oh my god take a screenshot of your bank account balance and send it what if what if i wring out
14:11my sweaty no it's gotta be i think he wants it from the from this from the spigot how long do i
14:17have to stay there until you listen into his mouth listen jason you're not thinking about this right
14:22way you go for a bit of a run maybe go for a bit of a run and then we warm he's in a room that
14:27it's like 105 in there 105 20 000 this guy's offering me
14:34stop it 20 000 serious offer have the money to back it up just a taste a taste of the good life
14:43what am i a whore what am i i don't know i don't know i don't know we're about to find out yeah
14:5120 000 i mean i can't even i know of course i just don't ever tell her anything about it you can
14:59never tell her everyone can hear us right now so it might be she might get back to her i don't
15:05know i don't know we're not in a private room you know what your husband's planning we're on youtube
15:10i know sometimes i forget i feel like we're just having a conversation from his ass that's what i
15:16heard today your husband something about sweat his dripping down his ass into a man's mouth for
15:23twenty thousand dollars ridiculous what you're gonna let him do it i'll buy her something nice too
15:27oh that's i'll buy you i'll be buying everybody would you not feel guilty spending that ass sweat
15:35money no no it's hard earned oh my god effort i had to hover over a man and let my crack sweat
15:42drip into his mouth i don't feel guilty about anything that's dedication do you know what i've
15:47done for you oh my god woman do you know what i've done for you yeah i sold myself family of doctors
15:53and this is what you're doing right now whatever i told you i'm useless
15:59my parents looked at me like he's got a gastroenterologist in the family and he's an
16:07ass sweat dripper you know you saw that photo you saw the photo of him when he pulls up in a lambo
16:14we will know oh my god yo yo it just says mayo yeah it says mayo or it says like ass sweat
16:23ass drip ass drip you could probably get that drip ass when you put it that way from the windows to the
16:34walls oh the sweat dripping off jason's balls all that one guy calls but i do sometimes i feel that
16:42way you know when you think of the famous uh actors like the baldwins or scars guards yeah the one that
16:48didn't really make it that's me and the family i just love that this is what you're doing but
16:54listen i'm thinking of what's gonna happen you know we always talk about like when we get super
16:58old and we're sitting in a bed and there's people like taking care of us jason's gonna be like this
17:03one time a guy offered me twenty thousand dollars to just sweat a bead of sweat drip down my ass into
17:11his mouth and you know what i was like should i do it should i not do it i decided not
17:18to do it it's one of the biggest regrets i have yeah this next i said he's paid for this already
17:23uh if you hold his hand just hold his hand while he masturbates five hundred dollars
17:29he's already paid someone on craigslist to do that that's not fifteen hundred
17:33okay that's valid also not a binding contract we're just talking
17:38i heard him say it on the radio you know can you be behind a protective shield
17:49all right so i don't get yeah yeah because i have a feeling flash i have a feeling right when
17:54it's that time someone pulls you in a little i need to wear noise canceling headphones oh yeah
18:00that's probably smart because i don't want to hear him saying my name while i do it while he does
18:03all right well we'll continue to pimp jason out and see if he takes up but see this one of these
18:09indecent proposals this is what happens no you have to understand it started with me selling my socks
18:13right time i worked with dave a long time okay you gotta be careful because next thing you know
18:18there's like a dating show there's like a dating show and there's like seven different guys and
18:23they're all they already just bought an ass sweat chair on amazon so it's on its way oh wow they
18:28probably have one of those clear chairs that you could just start sweating in and then a man could
18:33drink up next next i'm surprised nobody offered up a cuck scenario oh they did i just kept your wife
18:39out thank you that's nice yeah how much your wife out of this i just want to know yeah don't tell him
18:47how much no he can't they say you're doing it anyway but yeah fifteen hundred fifteen hundred to
18:55bang my wife yep get out of here that's not enough that's offensive yeah it is insulting what was that
19:00one movie she's priceless indecent proposal yeah that was a million right that was like a million
19:06this is definitely jason's indecent proposals 100 bucks to lick your armpit listen i mean fine
19:13i don't like whatever dude my life has changed yeah
19:24he left us with his ass sweat and like we would be like we understood we got it i have the only fans
19:29already i know you already have you already signed all right stay tuned to see if jason sells his body
19:34for money it gets will he sell his body and sweat for money stay tuned to find out
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