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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a a bachelor party gone wrong in Miami. A guy stabbed his buddy because he was upset that his friend was getting all the chicks.
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00:00Well! Be-bew! Be-bew! Be-bew!
00:02Playing with your toys again, Chuck?
00:04Yeah! Cotton Candy 5-Hour Energy Flavor is back!
00:07It makes me feel like a kid again! You should try it!
00:10Akh-ba-gosh-in-be-gorn! Wait, David's here!
00:12Oh, there he is! Be-bew!
00:21Alright, uh, this is a bachelor party gun wrong.
00:25Couple guys go to South Beach.
00:27But, one guy gets all the ladies.
00:30And all the attention.
00:32Of course, okay.
00:33And the other guy is so angry, he stabs.
00:37Uh-oh.
00:38Oh, no!
00:39Get all the checks!
00:42Jason's been there.
00:43I have.
00:45He would have been the stabber.
00:47As the stabber or the stabby?
00:47He would have been the stabber, according to his reports.
00:50Oh, okay.
00:50Yeah, I'm not the stabby.
00:52His buddy.
00:52You think I'm cleaning up over here?
00:54Yeah. His buddy killed it.
00:56Just stab it.
00:57Yeah.
00:58Jungle man, that guy.
01:00Here is the story of what happened during this bachelor party trip gone wrong from WPLG-TV.
01:09Only on Miami Beach, everyone.
01:11So, I'm going to set up the story for you.
01:13It begins with a trip, a vacation down to South Florida.
01:18A group of acquaintances trying to celebrate a bachelor party.
01:23It turns into a nightmare, where apparently this was all over women.
01:30Is this Mr. Dickerson?
01:31Yes, this is Elijah Warren Dickerson.
01:33Okay, so...
01:34Well, you don't see this every day.
01:35A suspect appearing in bond court from a hospital bed.
01:39Cops say this was a bachelor party gone bad.
01:43After cops say the victim was upset, the suspect was getting all the attention of the women.
01:49So, they both stabbed, but I guess the hot guy started the stabbing.
01:54He was pissed that his friend was complaining that he got all the bitches.
01:57So that the guy from his hospital bed, he's the so-called hot guy.
02:01I got a bitch for him.
02:02It's that lady from Minnesota.
02:06Back to the story here.
02:07And on Ocean Drive.
02:09It's alleged that on March 15, in the vicinity of 1200 Ocean Drive block in Miami Beach,
02:17you committed the offense of aggravated battery with a great bodily harm and or a weapon.
02:23Police say the stabbing happened just after 2.30 in the morning on Sunday.
02:28Elijah Warren Dickerson, 32, of Marston's Mills, Massachusetts.
02:32His last name is Dickerson.
02:33He's got Dick right in his name.
02:34He's the hot guy?
02:35He's the hot guy.
02:36He's the guy that was getting all the chicks.
02:39I'll have with you on that girlfriend.
02:40See, the double lady edition of David Junk the Freak sees it differently.
02:44I love that he's got like his hospital gown all so he could show his muscles off.
02:48Oh, man, it's so hot.
02:50Oh, yeah.
02:51What's up, ladies?
02:54This was in town with the victim and two other friends for the bachelor party.
02:59According to the arrest report, witnesses said the group had, quote,
03:02met some girls in the bars of Ocean Drive and the victim became agitated with the girls,
03:06only giving Dickerson attention, end quote.
03:09Authorities say as they left a bar to get in the car,
03:12the victim began arguing about the girls going with them in the car.
03:16According to police, witnesses told detectives the argument escalated.
03:20Dickerson approached the victim and stabbed him in the stomach.
03:23He will be held no bond.
03:25There is a stay away order, sir.
03:27Police say the victim stabbed Dickerson back in self-defense.
03:30Both would eventually be taken to Jackson Memorial Hospital.
03:34So here on vacation and the return trip home won't be happening anytime soon.
03:40Can I just answer your question?
03:41So, Mr. Dickerson, the lawyer from the public defender's office is going to reach out to you and talk to
03:45you about your case.
03:46Please do not discuss the facts of your case with anyone except for your lawyer.
03:53He was wanting to ask what he could leave.
03:55You're right.
03:56Even though he's been stabbed, there's still time for the gun show, ladies.
03:59Oh, yeah.
03:59I am dying to see the ladies that were, you know what I'm saying?
04:04I know, yeah.
04:04Like, we're out.
04:06Mm-hmm.
04:06It's the hot guy.
04:07They start arguing about who's getting into whose car.
04:10Deuces.
04:11Deuces.
04:11Like, girlfriend, we got to go.
04:12We got to go.
04:13Like, we got to, let's go to that bar over there and avoid them.
04:16But all the chicks were going in his car and his buddy was pissed that no ladies were going with
04:20him.
04:21That's how this started.
04:21How many chicks were there?
04:22I know.
04:23They said multiple women.
04:25This guy managed to get at least, I would say, three, because otherwise you say two.
04:30If it's multiple, it's at least three.
04:32Yeah.
04:32They were all wasted.
04:34Well, nonetheless, they still all were going home with him.
04:37I'm on the buddy's side.
04:38Were they all in, like, going to the same place?
04:40Like, they're buddies.
04:42Are they staying at an Airbnb?
04:43Like, what is going on?
04:44You would assume they're staying at the same hotel or whatever that's there for that guy's bachelor party.
04:48Yeah, but then he's going to be on the couch alone while his buddy's in bed with three women.
04:52It happens all the time.
04:54Go to a different bar and pick up a different group of ladies.
04:57Go without your friend.
04:58Find your own ladies.
04:59Go find your own ladies.
05:00Unless they're really ugly.
05:01It's not as easy as it sounds.
05:03Seems like he was willing to go for anything, and maybe he was really ugly.
05:07Yeah.
05:08This guy?
05:09No, the friend.
05:10Yes, the friend who wasn't getting any attention.
05:12Like, did he look like Shrek?
05:13I don't know.
05:13They don't show any pictures of him.
05:14What did he look like?
05:15What's the friend look like?
05:16Sometimes the friend looks pretty good.
05:18Because the hot guy wasn't that hot.
05:19No, no, not at all.
05:21The friend might have been really funny.
05:24Great personality.
05:25Had a great personality.
05:29But you guys speaking up for the not-so-attractive guy here.
05:32Yes.
05:33Yes.
05:34Let's finish out the story, see what they say.
05:37So think of this for a moment.
05:39You plan this trip down to Miami Beach, and for this guy, you saw him there.
05:44He's not going home anytime soon.
05:46As I mentioned, being held on no bond.
05:49He'll go from the hospital bed to jail.
05:53We're live on Miami Beach.
05:55I'm Rosh Lowe, Local 10 News.
05:57From, is Rosh high?
05:59Rosh always talks like that.
06:00That's how Rosh is.
06:01That's the exact guy to cover the story.
06:04Totally.
06:04The stories coming out of Miami are wild, and he has a lot of fun with them.
06:08He covers them all.
06:09Oh, okay.
06:09He gets all the big stories.
06:10Oh, you're familiar with him.
06:11Yeah.
06:11Oh, okay.
06:12We run his stuff.
06:13Gotcha.
06:14They give him all the wacky stories.
06:17Gotcha.
06:18The stuff that's our kind of stuff.
06:20Gotcha.
06:20We tend to see him.
06:21But, yeah, Mr. Stabby Gunshow here, he's in some big trouble.
06:27That's going to be his only fan's name, Stabby Gunshow.
06:29Stabby Gunshow.
06:30You're right.
06:31What a great idea.
06:32You should start it up.
06:33Might as well take advantage of the attention he's getting.
06:36They did not say, though, whose bachelor party.
06:39Was Stabby Gunshow, is it his bachelor party, and he's going back to a hotel with three chicks?
06:44Because then that...
06:45It's probably some other guy, right?
06:49You would think.
06:50I mean, if Stabby Gunshow is bringing chicks back, it's his bachelor party.
06:55Or even if it's Shrek's bachelor party.
06:58I mean, I don't know.
06:59We are, like...
07:00Stabby Gunshow and Shrek's bachelor party.
07:03I noticed when they were talking about the bachelor party location, they were showing images where
07:08the streets had signs that were rainbow.
07:14Okay.
07:14Yeah, the district...
07:15Is that just where Rosh was hanging out?
07:16So, like, was it a gay bachelor party?
07:19No, but he was taking three women back to his...
07:23Oh, hey.
07:23You forgot that detail.
07:24I think that's just flags down the street there, Court.
07:27Court has got rainbow eyes.
07:29He only sees rainbow flags.
07:30On the street side, there's rainbows.
07:32Yes.
07:32They're probably just allies in that neighborhood.
07:35Good for them.
07:36Good.
07:36Good.
07:37Yeah.
07:38He said chicks.
07:40Who said what?
07:42They said chicks.
07:43Yeah, they said there's three chicks.
07:45Yeah.
07:46They did.
07:46Court tries to turn everything into a gay romance.
07:49In my head, that's where it turned.
07:50Yeah.
07:50No, it's just like a Cuban restaurant and bar.
07:53Yeah.
07:54I would go to La Canita for sure.
07:57Like, that street, I think, as Jason says, is friendly to anyone.
08:03Good.
08:03Good for them.
08:03Good.
08:04Yeah.
08:05Good for them.
08:08Yep.
08:10I think that's not a rainbow.
08:11That's just the colors they've always used.
08:13Gay news.
08:14So, rainbows are, you know, they're just fine.
08:17Gay news with Court.
08:17Sometimes rain.
08:18Court's taking a new job.
08:19You never know.
08:20You never know.
08:22Gay news.
08:23Damn it.
08:23The rainbow network.
08:26There is something to be said, though, when your buddy gets all the chicks, how sad that
08:31is.
08:32Yeah, we don't talk anymore.
08:33With those.
08:33Yeah.
08:34You really?
08:35Is that why?
08:37No, no, no.
08:38Maybe.
08:39Maybe I'm petty.
08:40I didn't know that.
08:40Maybe.
08:41You're still talking to him.
08:42He's got a lady now.
08:44No, he's all like, he's different.
08:45Just life is taking us apart.
08:47But it was hard to go out and hang out.
08:50Maybe have a better personality.
08:51So, how was your night?
08:52Yeah.
08:54He was having threesomes and foursomes.
08:56I went home alone.
08:59He just had five fingers.
09:00I'm like, they all said they weren't interested and they had boyfriends.
09:04How did you end up getting them back to your place?
09:07That's tough.
09:08It is tough.
09:09It's really tough.
09:10That's why you see like a lot of women especially have an ugly friend.
09:15It's a thing.
09:16It is a thing that they go out.
09:19Like, you'll see a pack of like hot chicks and there's always like one.
09:22So, Jason's the ugly friend?
09:23No, I'm not saying you're the ugly friend, but I'm saying I think people do that intentionally.
09:27I took the ugly friend.
09:29That's who I ended up with.
09:31What do you mean?
09:32The ugly friend of that group was like, come with me.
09:36Oh, I see.
09:37I'll take her.
09:40I'll take her.
09:41I'll take her.
09:42Oh, God.
09:42His mug shot's even uglier.
09:44I just saw a different picture of this guy.
09:46Oh, no.
09:47It does look like.
09:49Yes.
09:49He's.
09:52He's not in it.
09:53I mean, he's not.
09:53Is that from the.
09:54That's the.
09:54That's the same.
09:55Hospital bed.
09:56Just a better.
09:56A better shot.
09:58Yeah.
09:58If he's the good looking.
10:00If he's the hot guy getting all the chicks.
10:02You're right.
10:02The other guy is Shrek.
10:03Yeah.
10:05I mean, the other guy might be donkey.
10:07I don't know.
10:07But he does.
10:09He does love to show off his guns.
10:11They're not even that.
10:12I mean.
10:12I know.
10:13But he pulled them out of his hospital gown.
10:15So they cover them at all.
10:16Like.
10:17Oh, there it is.
10:18Okay.
10:18Oh, God.
10:19Okay.
10:20What?
10:20That guy?
10:21I am questioning the ladies.
10:23If that guy got all the ladies.
10:26I'd be very upset.
10:27And stab him.
10:29I'd stab him.
10:30For sure.
10:30But I'm pulling over this guy.
10:32Elijah Juan Dickerson.
10:35Come on.
10:36You sure that's the hot guy?
10:37That's the hot guy.
10:38That they.
10:38Really?
10:39Yeah.
10:39Elijah Juan.
10:40That's the name they said in the other one.
10:41Yeah.
10:42That's him.
10:42That's him for sure.
10:43I guess we could call him the successful one.
10:45Yeah.
10:46The one that managed to do okay that night.
10:49That is far fetched.
10:50Just like the story got it wrong.
10:51Like he's not really the hot guy.
10:53But I guess he is.
10:54He was the hottest in that situation.
10:56Yikes.
10:56I guess.
10:57That is an ugly bar.
10:57By the way, it's called Duff.
10:58The designated ugly fat friend is a thing.
11:02It's full of Duff.
11:03There's a movie about that.
11:04Yeah, there is.
11:05Yeah.
11:05For sure.
11:05you
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