00:00Chuck, I found a new treat. It is buttery, vanilla, and sweet, no sugar, and a boost of caffeine.
00:05That sounds amazing.
00:06It is. Here, confetti craze from 5-Hour Energy.
00:09Oh, wow. Sweet.
00:11So where's this cake you're talking about?
00:13Idiot, that is the cake!
00:45It's all free.
00:46In the meantime, in Los Angeles, that was the city that spent the most, $71.3 million.
00:54That means they're getting personal stuff made.
00:57That's what they're doing.
00:59Because all the other stuff is free.
01:03Well, it's not free. You pay the subscription, right?
01:06No, no.
01:07I mean, Jason doesn't have a hard time finding anything that we're basically looking for.
01:11Unless it's the highest of high-end names, and they have all those protections.
01:16I still have to pay a subscription to see their page, don't I?
01:20You don't even have to go to their page, is what I'm saying.
01:22You can just go to the site that Jason has.
01:24Somebody does, I guess.
01:25Someone does.
01:27Someone out there they're making their money off of, but that someone is uploading all their photos somewhere else.
01:33All over the place.
01:35But what I will say is, so even with that, what you can't get from the free site is the
01:42personal stuff.
01:45And I think that those ladies, like when you ask yourself, well, why do they allow this site that exists
01:52outside of OnlyFans to have everyone's OnlyFans pictures up there for free?
02:00It's because it's great advertising.
02:02Because if they can get you hooked on someone.
02:05You may pay to see more.
02:06Then you'll, that's what they're counting on.
02:08And that's how they make their real money.
02:09Not even on your seven bucks a month.
02:11Your seven bucks a month is nothing.
02:13Like how much money is like Sophie Rain or any of these people making because they made like a private
02:21video for somebody?
02:22I mean, I can't even imagine it.
02:24All right, 50 bucks and say, hey, daddy.
02:28Hold on.
02:29Clip that.
02:33Clip that.
02:34Hey, daddy.
02:35Clip that as well.
02:36With that much enthusiasm.
02:37Clip both of those.
02:39The lack of enthusiasm is because I didn't want to say it, but I had to say it.
02:43I finally got you guys to both say that.
02:46And now I'm going to use that Tom Cruise software.
02:49Hey, daddy.
02:50You're not going to believe the video that I'm going to come up with.
02:52Daddy fight.
02:53Yeah.
02:54Oh.
02:55Oh.
02:56It's not a fight.
02:56What are you giving him ideas for?
02:58Yeah.
02:58It's not a fight.
02:59It's not a fight.
03:00It starts as a fight.
03:01You and me fighting each other, calling each other daddy is a hilarious video, even though I'm in it.
03:06Have you seen Brokeback Mountain where they get in that fight?
03:08Oh.
03:09Well.
03:09What did you think was going to happen?
03:11I didn't think he'd make us bang.
03:13Of course, man.
03:14What a sicko.
03:16I didn't say anything.
03:17I'm not doing anything.
03:19I hope it doesn't come out.
03:21All right.
03:22It'll be funny anyway.
03:25Pay-per-view content involves videos or photos tailored to a fan's specific ass, meaning creators
03:30charge more money for that.
03:31Most creators typically charge between $5 and $50 a month for subscriptions to their accounts.
03:37If you're paying $50 a month to view someone's page, what's wrong with you?
03:43A lot.
03:44I think you just, yeah, you've just succumbed to some kind of weird thing.
03:50Like, I don't know how you fall in love with an online person, but that's obviously what
03:56has happened.
03:56And you're susceptible to that in some way.
04:01Yeah.
04:02But I mean, I see these guys.
04:04Like, there are dudes out there.
04:06Every single day, they are on somebody's cam show or whatever, and they're given thousands
04:15of coins.
04:17This person said, I did try to buy a custom video from one of the top OnlyFans creators
04:22that I was into.
04:23Okay.
04:24It was $1,000 a minute.
04:27Yes.
04:28A minute for-
04:29That's why they make so much.
04:31Yes.
04:31But then, okay, look what we just showed you on AI.
04:34It won't even be them.
04:35They'll just have an AI video.
04:38But like I said, I've said it to court now a few times.
04:41I don't even really care anymore.
04:43You'll watch an AI lady do their self?
04:45Some of the AI stuff that you see is hotter than anything.
04:50But would you give money?
04:50No.
04:51No.
04:51Just free.
04:52Yeah, but the paying for it, those guys will probably pay for the AI.
04:58Well, guys are paying for just a fake AI woman.
05:01Like, the woman doesn't even exist.
05:03Like, at least in this, like, there is a real woman, and they're trying to interact with,
05:08but they're also just interacting with a fake thing that doesn't exist at all and paying
05:13them money.
05:14$1,000 a minute.
05:16That's insane.
05:17That's what I'm saying.
05:17That's how I know.
05:19That's why, like, the $7 a month, because people think, oh my God, they're making so
05:23much money off $7 a month.
05:24It's nothing.
05:25It's peanuts compared to what they really make.
05:29I would not spend that to have someone personally blow me.
05:34Like, never mind, just make a video.
05:36How much?
05:37How much every minute?
05:38$1,000 a minute?
05:39That's all it would take.
05:40Your dream woman?
05:41$1,000?
05:42$1,000 a minute?
05:45It's a long time for some.
05:48I'd probably do it.
05:49For my dream?
05:50I could get two in there.
05:54Quickly, again.
05:55What are we talking about?
05:55The video or the real thing?
05:57The real thing.
05:57Real thing.
05:58Oral.
06:00$1,000.
06:01$1,000 a minute.
06:03The ultimate, like, I mean, you're number one.
06:05So when you finally get there, you pay the bill.
06:08I've done a lot of crappier things with $1,000.
06:11You think it's going to take one minute?
06:13Dude.
06:14I can make it take one minute.
06:15I'll fluff it up.
06:16Yeah, I'll fluff it up.
06:17I got some tricks.
06:18I'll have time for a cigarette.
06:20There's a quickie.
06:21We got some.
06:22We can make it happen.
06:22Let's be honest.
06:23I mean, that is, yes, you do that.
06:25For $1,000, yes.
06:27Oh, my God, almighty.
06:29Thank God you can't see him, Lisa.
06:31That's good.
06:32Jesus, God, that was graphic.
06:34Holy smokes.
06:36Almighty.
06:38That's aggressive.
06:40What the F?
06:41That was aggressive.
06:42Oh, my God.
06:43That poor woman.
06:44No wonder he doesn't get laid.
06:46That poor woman.
06:49Sweet.
06:50Jesus.
06:51There's a chance you don't make it.
06:53There's a chance you don't make it.
06:55That's how you need it.
06:58Erase.
06:58Erase.
07:00I can't visualize.
07:01I'm good.
07:03I'll just let it just go away like a fart in a breeze.
07:05But that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
07:11You got problems, man.
07:11One minute.
07:12You got problems.
07:13Hey, man, if I got $1,000 on the line, I'm doing everything I can to get it done.
07:18Dude, I got my daughter into a Taylor Swift show, okay?
07:21I got Stella into Taylor Swift, okay?
07:25What does that mean?
07:26What are you saying?
07:26How effective a use of my money was that?
07:30That was a lifetime memory for her.
07:32A little better than this.
07:34Yeah.
07:34What are you talking about?
07:35I'm talking about for myself.
07:37Not for...
07:37Like, I had to also buy a ticket.
07:39I bought a ticket and went.
07:41I was sitting there.
07:42Yeah, because you were being a good dad.
07:43Of course, I was being a good dad.
07:45That's money well spent.
07:46I'm a bad comparison, Chuck.
07:48Okay, then let's come up with something else.
07:50Okay.
07:50Probably come up with something else.
07:54I don't know.
07:55To me, it's one of the most asinine purchases of my whole entire life.
07:58So you're saying you've spent money on a Taylor Swift ticket.
08:01That would be no big deal.
08:02Yes.
08:07What?
08:07Dude, you just...
08:10What did I do?
08:11You ruined my day.
08:11You know what you did.
08:12Oh, did I?
08:12I'm sorry.
08:13You ruined what you did.
08:14You know exactly what you did.
08:15Just a joke.
08:16Way too.
08:17It's the most graphic thing I think has ever been done on the show.
08:19What?
08:20I honestly think.
08:21I think it was made.
08:22I think it was made.
08:23Is that bad?
08:24No.
08:24At least it was bad.
08:25Oh, my God.
08:26Oh, I'm sorry, guys.
08:27Wasn't it made worse by his face?
08:29Oh, my God.
08:29He went purple, too.
08:30He went purple.
08:31His face went purple, Lee.
08:33It was violent.
08:34It was violent.
08:35No.
08:36I didn't do anything.
08:38They're just making it up.
08:41It's on camera.
08:43Oh, right.
08:44It's all over YouTube.
08:45I'm sure it was live on YouTube.
08:47I don't think so.
08:48Oh, that's right.
08:48Clip it.
08:49No, because I didn't say it.
08:50It didn't cut to me.
08:51Guys, clip that because I'm going to need that for the video I make of Dave and him.
08:55Oh, okay.
08:55All right.
08:56We got to go.
09:00Let's just go all the way with it.
09:02Right.
09:03Let's just go all the way.
09:04We'll call it one minute to finish.
09:07A thousand bucks on the line.
09:10Me, you.
09:11Yep.
09:11That's what we got.
09:12Yep.
09:13Sell that thing, man.
09:14We'll be set for life.
09:15We're going to take a break and we'll be looking for a new producer when we get back.
09:22Oh, my God.
09:23I'm here, Dave.
09:24Oh, God.
09:25Help us.
09:28I'll just leave.
09:29When we return.
09:30When we return.
09:30When we return.
09:30When we return.
09:30When we return.
09:31When we return.
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