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Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about the amount of money people are paying for OnlyFans content. Then, Jason does something that Dave thinks might be the most graphic thing that's ever been done on the show!
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00:00Chuck, I found a new treat. It is buttery, vanilla, and sweet, no sugar, and a boost of caffeine.
00:05That sounds amazing.
00:06It is. Here, confetti craze from 5-Hour Energy.
00:09Oh, wow. Sweet.
00:11So where's this cake you're talking about?
00:13Idiot, that is the cake!
00:45It's all free.
00:46In the meantime, in Los Angeles, that was the city that spent the most, $71.3 million.
00:54That means they're getting personal stuff made.
00:57That's what they're doing.
00:59Because all the other stuff is free.
01:03Well, it's not free. You pay the subscription, right?
01:06No, no.
01:07I mean, Jason doesn't have a hard time finding anything that we're basically looking for.
01:11Unless it's the highest of high-end names, and they have all those protections.
01:16I still have to pay a subscription to see their page, don't I?
01:20You don't even have to go to their page, is what I'm saying.
01:22You can just go to the site that Jason has.
01:24Somebody does, I guess.
01:25Someone does.
01:27Someone out there they're making their money off of, but that someone is uploading all their photos somewhere else.
01:33All over the place.
01:35But what I will say is, so even with that, what you can't get from the free site is the
01:42personal stuff.
01:45And I think that those ladies, like when you ask yourself, well, why do they allow this site that exists
01:52outside of OnlyFans to have everyone's OnlyFans pictures up there for free?
02:00It's because it's great advertising.
02:02Because if they can get you hooked on someone.
02:05You may pay to see more.
02:06Then you'll, that's what they're counting on.
02:08And that's how they make their real money.
02:09Not even on your seven bucks a month.
02:11Your seven bucks a month is nothing.
02:13Like how much money is like Sophie Rain or any of these people making because they made like a private
02:21video for somebody?
02:22I mean, I can't even imagine it.
02:24All right, 50 bucks and say, hey, daddy.
02:28Hold on.
02:29Clip that.
02:33Clip that.
02:34Hey, daddy.
02:35Clip that as well.
02:36With that much enthusiasm.
02:37Clip both of those.
02:39The lack of enthusiasm is because I didn't want to say it, but I had to say it.
02:43I finally got you guys to both say that.
02:46And now I'm going to use that Tom Cruise software.
02:49Hey, daddy.
02:50You're not going to believe the video that I'm going to come up with.
02:52Daddy fight.
02:53Yeah.
02:54Oh.
02:55Oh.
02:56It's not a fight.
02:56What are you giving him ideas for?
02:58Yeah.
02:58It's not a fight.
02:59It's not a fight.
03:00It starts as a fight.
03:01You and me fighting each other, calling each other daddy is a hilarious video, even though I'm in it.
03:06Have you seen Brokeback Mountain where they get in that fight?
03:08Oh.
03:09Well.
03:09What did you think was going to happen?
03:11I didn't think he'd make us bang.
03:13Of course, man.
03:14What a sicko.
03:16I didn't say anything.
03:17I'm not doing anything.
03:19I hope it doesn't come out.
03:21All right.
03:22It'll be funny anyway.
03:25Pay-per-view content involves videos or photos tailored to a fan's specific ass, meaning creators
03:30charge more money for that.
03:31Most creators typically charge between $5 and $50 a month for subscriptions to their accounts.
03:37If you're paying $50 a month to view someone's page, what's wrong with you?
03:43A lot.
03:44I think you just, yeah, you've just succumbed to some kind of weird thing.
03:50Like, I don't know how you fall in love with an online person, but that's obviously what
03:56has happened.
03:56And you're susceptible to that in some way.
04:01Yeah.
04:02But I mean, I see these guys.
04:04Like, there are dudes out there.
04:06Every single day, they are on somebody's cam show or whatever, and they're given thousands
04:15of coins.
04:17This person said, I did try to buy a custom video from one of the top OnlyFans creators
04:22that I was into.
04:23Okay.
04:24It was $1,000 a minute.
04:27Yes.
04:28A minute for-
04:29That's why they make so much.
04:31Yes.
04:31But then, okay, look what we just showed you on AI.
04:34It won't even be them.
04:35They'll just have an AI video.
04:38But like I said, I've said it to court now a few times.
04:41I don't even really care anymore.
04:43You'll watch an AI lady do their self?
04:45Some of the AI stuff that you see is hotter than anything.
04:50But would you give money?
04:50No.
04:51No.
04:51Just free.
04:52Yeah, but the paying for it, those guys will probably pay for the AI.
04:58Well, guys are paying for just a fake AI woman.
05:01Like, the woman doesn't even exist.
05:03Like, at least in this, like, there is a real woman, and they're trying to interact with,
05:08but they're also just interacting with a fake thing that doesn't exist at all and paying
05:13them money.
05:14$1,000 a minute.
05:16That's insane.
05:17That's what I'm saying.
05:17That's how I know.
05:19That's why, like, the $7 a month, because people think, oh my God, they're making so
05:23much money off $7 a month.
05:24It's nothing.
05:25It's peanuts compared to what they really make.
05:29I would not spend that to have someone personally blow me.
05:34Like, never mind, just make a video.
05:36How much?
05:37How much every minute?
05:38$1,000 a minute?
05:39That's all it would take.
05:40Your dream woman?
05:41$1,000?
05:42$1,000 a minute?
05:45It's a long time for some.
05:48I'd probably do it.
05:49For my dream?
05:50I could get two in there.
05:54Quickly, again.
05:55What are we talking about?
05:55The video or the real thing?
05:57The real thing.
05:57Real thing.
05:58Oral.
06:00$1,000.
06:01$1,000 a minute.
06:03The ultimate, like, I mean, you're number one.
06:05So when you finally get there, you pay the bill.
06:08I've done a lot of crappier things with $1,000.
06:11You think it's going to take one minute?
06:13Dude.
06:14I can make it take one minute.
06:15I'll fluff it up.
06:16Yeah, I'll fluff it up.
06:17I got some tricks.
06:18I'll have time for a cigarette.
06:20There's a quickie.
06:21We got some.
06:22We can make it happen.
06:22Let's be honest.
06:23I mean, that is, yes, you do that.
06:25For $1,000, yes.
06:27Oh, my God, almighty.
06:29Thank God you can't see him, Lisa.
06:31That's good.
06:32Jesus, God, that was graphic.
06:34Holy smokes.
06:36Almighty.
06:38That's aggressive.
06:40What the F?
06:41That was aggressive.
06:42Oh, my God.
06:43That poor woman.
06:44No wonder he doesn't get laid.
06:46That poor woman.
06:49Sweet.
06:50Jesus.
06:51There's a chance you don't make it.
06:53There's a chance you don't make it.
06:55That's how you need it.
06:58Erase.
06:58Erase.
07:00I can't visualize.
07:01I'm good.
07:03I'll just let it just go away like a fart in a breeze.
07:05But that was one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
07:11You got problems, man.
07:11One minute.
07:12You got problems.
07:13Hey, man, if I got $1,000 on the line, I'm doing everything I can to get it done.
07:18Dude, I got my daughter into a Taylor Swift show, okay?
07:21I got Stella into Taylor Swift, okay?
07:25What does that mean?
07:26What are you saying?
07:26How effective a use of my money was that?
07:30That was a lifetime memory for her.
07:32A little better than this.
07:34Yeah.
07:34What are you talking about?
07:35I'm talking about for myself.
07:37Not for...
07:37Like, I had to also buy a ticket.
07:39I bought a ticket and went.
07:41I was sitting there.
07:42Yeah, because you were being a good dad.
07:43Of course, I was being a good dad.
07:45That's money well spent.
07:46I'm a bad comparison, Chuck.
07:48Okay, then let's come up with something else.
07:50Okay.
07:50Probably come up with something else.
07:54I don't know.
07:55To me, it's one of the most asinine purchases of my whole entire life.
07:58So you're saying you've spent money on a Taylor Swift ticket.
08:01That would be no big deal.
08:02Yes.
08:07What?
08:07Dude, you just...
08:10What did I do?
08:11You ruined my day.
08:11You know what you did.
08:12Oh, did I?
08:12I'm sorry.
08:13You ruined what you did.
08:14You know exactly what you did.
08:15Just a joke.
08:16Way too.
08:17It's the most graphic thing I think has ever been done on the show.
08:19What?
08:20I honestly think.
08:21I think it was made.
08:22I think it was made.
08:23Is that bad?
08:24No.
08:24At least it was bad.
08:25Oh, my God.
08:26Oh, I'm sorry, guys.
08:27Wasn't it made worse by his face?
08:29Oh, my God.
08:29He went purple, too.
08:30He went purple.
08:31His face went purple, Lee.
08:33It was violent.
08:34It was violent.
08:35No.
08:36I didn't do anything.
08:38They're just making it up.
08:41It's on camera.
08:43Oh, right.
08:44It's all over YouTube.
08:45I'm sure it was live on YouTube.
08:47I don't think so.
08:48Oh, that's right.
08:48Clip it.
08:49No, because I didn't say it.
08:50It didn't cut to me.
08:51Guys, clip that because I'm going to need that for the video I make of Dave and him.
08:55Oh, okay.
08:55All right.
08:56We got to go.
09:00Let's just go all the way with it.
09:02Right.
09:03Let's just go all the way.
09:04We'll call it one minute to finish.
09:07A thousand bucks on the line.
09:10Me, you.
09:11Yep.
09:11That's what we got.
09:12Yep.
09:13Sell that thing, man.
09:14We'll be set for life.
09:15We're going to take a break and we'll be looking for a new producer when we get back.
09:22Oh, my God.
09:23I'm here, Dave.
09:24Oh, God.
09:25Help us.
09:28I'll just leave.
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