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00:00what's up wolf bag fam it's your boy kid back at it again we're continuing our journey it ain't
00:15half hot mom always a little nervous saying uh you know the title of the series but yeah i'm
00:21looking forward to watching another episode we definitely got some interesting characters
00:25ladies and gentlemen uh you know some funny guys especially sergeant majors uh you know shut up
00:30he has me dying and the rest of the gang a lot of interesting you know characters here so we're
00:35just looking forward to kick back relax go get your snacks whether you're new or recurring snacks
00:40is not included damn it you gotta bring your own don't forget to like comment subscribe free to do
00:45helps out the channel tremendously and massive shout out to the patrons as well thank you so
00:48much for your support let's get it snacks not included let's freaking go
00:52meet the gang cause the boys are here the boys to entertain you
01:00with music and laughter to help you on your way to raising the rafters with a hey hey hey
01:07with songs and sketches and jokes on and you with us about you and feel blue so meet the gang cause
01:14the boys are here the boys to entertain you the boys are here boys to entertain you
01:24oh meet the gang cause the boys are here boys to entertain you
01:38with a girl with music and laughter to help you on your way to help you on your way
01:50ja go ho bikou ho Bik forenshoho snow merry 빠�兒
02:04Oh, for goodness sake, stop that terrible noise.
02:09Pull the string with your hand and shit up straight when you're punkering.
02:14Where do you think you are, for God's sake?
02:17Oh, I can't stand people singing out of tune.
02:20Especially this morning when my head is beating like a thousand drums.
02:23Oh, dear. I had too much puggle-pahani last night.
02:27Oh, I've got such terrible pullover.
02:31Oh, salaam, fucking sam.
02:33Hey, Randy, it is the battery sergeant major at his office.
02:36No, sab. He is inspecting the whitewash.
02:38Oh, I've got a message. He wanted to see me.
02:41Will you tell him that I was here if you see him?
02:43What's that, sab? I tell him.
02:44Thanks.
02:44Oh, dear, oh, dear, oh, dear.
02:47Sarge's trouble with parking, sab and sergeant major, sab.
02:51What troubles?
02:52Well, sergeant major, sab swarmed me to complete secrecy, so I will tell only you.
02:59Come this way.
03:00Oh.
03:00I don't want this fellow to hear because he is nosy parker.
03:07How can I get out of here?
03:09I can sit and sit and sit.
03:10I'm not, you're a nosy parker.
03:12If I say you're nosy parker, you're a nosy parker.
03:16Oh, shut up.
03:19Now, tell me about the sergeant major, sab.
03:21Ah, well, parking, sab, is heavenly issue of his lying.
03:27I don't understand.
03:30Heavenly issue of his lying.
03:33Like the government issue?
03:35Oh, no, no, no.
03:35I will start from the start.
03:3920 years ago, sergeant major, sab, was stationed in England at a place called Colchester, which
03:46is very famous British military cantonment.
03:50One particular day, he's strolling in the bazaar, when he see one beautiful English native
03:56girl, buying a sari in the store called Marky Spence.
04:05I know that you know, I also know that they say, British home store.
04:10How dare you interrupt?
04:13Where was I?
04:14Marky Spence.
04:15Oh, yes.
04:15Oh, yes.
04:16Well, their eyes are meeting, and oh, my God, it is enchantment first sight.
04:21So, they jump into Tonga, drive a whips-up horse, and in ten minutes, they're in London.
04:28In a beautiful garden called Covent.
04:32Also in this garden is one palace called Lacanou Streatham.
04:37Then, we take her to another beautiful garden called Wimbledon Command.
04:41Oh, come on.
04:43Ah, Wimbledon, come on.
04:49In this garden is one heavenly, enchanted tree called Shepard's Bush.
04:57And they are seated under this tree, and fountain and music are playing, and oh, my gosh, it is too much for them, and they sink into each other's arms.
05:06Oh, ho, ho, ho.
05:08Next day, he is sailing to India, leaving behind the heavenly issue of his line.
05:16I have not heard your words.
05:19There is a little meaning.
05:20Your meaning is, Parkin's bastard, Sahib.
05:23Damn it.
05:26Not Parkin's, Sahib, at all.
05:28Only mommy and daddy not married yet.
05:33That's what I don't.
05:33Oh, so right.
05:35Now, tell me, how did Sergeant Major Sahib know that Parkin's, Sahib, is his son?
05:40Well, when Parkin's Sahib came over here from Blighty, Sergeant Major Sahib saw one photograph of his mother, and it was the same beautiful English native girl that he saw in Bazaar in Colchester.
05:52Achoo.
05:53But how did you know about all this?
05:55Sergeant Major Sahib and I are like brothers, you know.
05:57We are just like brothers.
05:59What the hell's going on here?
06:01You and your child, my brother, move yourself, move yourself.
06:04Just going, Sahib, just going.
06:06My ass.
06:07What a terrible brother to have.
06:08What was you saying to that char-waller?
06:14Nothing, Sahib.
06:15Only titly-tattling.
06:17And while we were titly-tattling, your son, Gunnar Parkin, came to see you.
06:22Don't ever refer to him as my son again.
06:24Sergeant Major Sahib, depot orders clearly state you must not strangle camp personnel.
06:31Nobody must ever know.
06:32Especially Gunnar Parkin.
06:34You haven't told him, have you?
06:35Oh, no, Sergeant Major Sahib.
06:36But, Sergeant Major Sahib, it must be such a terrible struggle for you.
06:40With all this fatherly love boiling up in your insides, and you want to par it over him.
06:46It is all bubbling up inside you like hot ghee.
06:49And you must want all time to put your arms around him.
06:52But all you can do is to bawl and shout into his ear hole.
06:55Sergeant Major Sahib, how do you hold yourself back?
06:58Well, when you've been in the army as long as I have, you'll learn control.
07:04Iron control.
07:06Oh, Sergeant Major Sahib, you are idle.
07:08What?
07:09You are my idle.
07:13You have stiff upper lip and stiff upper backbone, isn't it?
07:17You are truly the big stiff.
07:18You open you a trap about this and you'll be stiff.
07:25In a coffin six foot under.
07:26Oh, no, Sergeant Major Sahib, I would never believe the word.
07:28Is there anything else I could do for you, sir?
07:30Yes.
07:31He's half asleep.
07:32Kick him up the joxy.
07:33That's the top.
07:35Now, look here, lovely boy.
07:36Sergeant Major Sahib has instructed me to kick you on posterior.
07:39But if I'm a very humane man, I will remove my shoe.
07:45Now, here is another one from me for being such nosy pucker.
07:52They can't butt mask tomorrow, huh?
07:55Rugged concrete bump.
07:58Holy smilin'.
08:00Electric fans are...
08:01Ah, so they've started to issue them at last.
08:03They've certainly taken their time, buddy.
08:05I didn't know we were being issued with electric fans.
08:07Why didn't you?
08:07The order came through a few weeks ago from GHQ Delhi.
08:10All punker wallers to be replaced by electric fans.
08:13About time to, sir.
08:14Them punker wallers are an idle lot.
08:16How's that, sir?
08:17Oh, marvellous.
08:18Certainly cools the place down.
08:19Better than the punker, eh, Ashford?
08:20Oh, absolutely first class.
08:22You can't beat progress, sir.
08:24While you're at it, Sergeant Major,
08:25put in for a couple of fans in the theater.
08:26Will you get so awfully hot under those lights?
08:29Surely, sir, there are more important places to keep cool than the theater.
08:32Why have you got such a down on the concert party, Sergeant Major?
08:35They've no right to be here, sir.
08:38They should all be posted up the jungle.
08:40Besides, I, I cannot bear to see men dressed up as women.
08:45While we're on the subject of the concert party,
08:47I cannot understand why you wanted to have Gunnar Park in the set.
08:52Oh, well, er, I think he's got a lot of talent, sir.
08:55Well, I don't agree with you.
08:56He messes up everything he's in.
08:59Take that thing the other night,
09:00that number where they were all dressed up as flappers.
09:02What was it called, Washburn?
09:03Er, Ashwood, sir.
09:04Yes, I know. What was it called?
09:05How do you do, little girl?
09:06What? Oh, how do you do, little girl?
09:08Yes.
09:11Well, I mean, he had his, er, ladies, er, things hanging right down.
09:17Well, most unnatural.
09:18Women don't look like that at all.
09:20After all, we must preserve the illusion.
09:22Well, exactly.
09:23Let's hope he does better in the new number.
09:25What's it called?
09:25A pretty girl is like a melody.
09:27Ah, yes.
09:27They're all dressed up as film stars, aren't they?
09:29Yes, that's right, sir.
09:30Betty Grable, Rita Hayworth, Ginger Rogers, Jane Russell and Esther Williams.
09:34I think the whole idea is absolutely first.
09:38What do you think of the idea?
09:39I don't like to think about it, sir.
09:40It makes me feel sick.
09:41Oh, right.
09:43It's not natural, sir.
09:45Men dressing up as women.
09:47Maybe not, Sergeant Major.
09:48But in times of war, one has to do some rather strange things.
09:54I mean, now, look at it this way.
09:57Supposing, only supposing, mind, that I was to sing to you,
10:01If you were the only boy,
10:06I mean, wouldn't make any sense, would it?
10:16No, sir.
10:18But if you were dressed as a woman,
10:20and I was dressed as a man,
10:22that would be different.
10:24See what I mean?
10:25Exactly.
10:26I thought you put that very well, Ashwood.
10:28Oh, thank you very much, sir.
10:29Not at all.
10:34All right, fellas, all right.
10:35Take up your positions.
10:36You ready, Polarooski?
10:38Ready, sir.
10:38Well, give me a nice fancy intro.
10:39Right.
10:48How's that?
10:49Lovely.
10:50Right, stand by, Lofty.
10:52Right.
10:52Now, Atlas, your cue is when I say,
10:54Introducing the world's most glamorous mermaid.
10:57Right.
10:58That's you.
10:58When you say,
11:00Introducing the world's most glamorous mermaid,
11:02I come on.
11:02Yeah, that's right.
11:03And then I say,
11:04Esther Williams.
11:06Right, and then you start to walk down the apples and pears.
11:07Right?
11:08From the top.
11:08Maestro.
11:13A pretty girl is just like a pretty tomb.
11:20A pretty girl...
11:23Introducing the world's most glamorous mermaid.
11:26Esther Williams.
11:32Hey, Solly, Solly, Solly, can I ask a question?
11:35Yeah.
11:35Hold it, hold it, Tyra.
11:36What's the matter?
11:37What am I going to be wearing for this?
11:39Oh, a swimming costume and a bathing cap.
11:40Just like...
11:42A bathing cap?
11:44Why can't I wear a wig?
11:46There aren't enough weeks to go around.
11:50And what about, Solly, what about...
11:53Up here.
11:55Banging a couple of mangoes.
11:58Ah, Solly, I'm allergic to mangoes.
12:02Mangoes, mangoes, make it a couple of oranges.
12:03And run around your brain.
12:07I think grapefruits would be better.
12:09She's a well-built girl, Esther.
12:11All right, Atlas, make it grapefruit.
12:12Go on.
12:13Cheers.
12:13It's all that swimming that does it.
12:15All right, all right.
12:16Of course.
12:16Why doesn't he put in a couple of melons to be done with it?
12:20Do you mind, Gloria?
12:21Well, it's a travesty.
12:22That's what it is, a travesty.
12:24Esther Williams, him, looks more like Boris Karloff.
12:28Well, why aren't I doing Esther Williams?
12:32Because you're Ginger Rogers.
12:33You can't do every part.
12:34There was a time when I was the only one in the show dressed that was a woman.
12:37Now, they're all having to go.
12:38But it's too much, Solly, I'll tell you, it's too much.
12:40Calm down, Gloria.
12:41I can't calm down, it's my nerves.
12:42I don't know what I'm doing here.
12:44I mean, I ask myself, what am I doing here?
12:45I'm an artist.
12:47Lofty, she's having one of her turns.
12:49Do the necessary.
12:50I'll get a bit more.
12:51Yeah.
12:52Gloria, you're getting hysterical.
12:54I am not getting hysterical.
12:56All I'm saying is, what am I doing here?
12:58I shouldn't be in the army in the first place.
13:00I told them that when I was just called up.
13:02What'd they say?
13:02They'd pass me A1.
13:03A1, me with my nerves.
13:05Then what'd they do?
13:06They'd put me in the artillery.
13:07Me as greasy gunner.
13:08I'm going to drag those great big heavy guns around
13:11and hold those hot shells.
13:13Look at my hands, look at them.
13:14They're covered in calories.
13:16I'm an artist.
13:17I'm a highly sensitive dog.
13:22Don't you ever stop eating, Sam.
13:23He makes me nervous.
13:25I don't want to make me nervous.
13:26See what you're doing?
13:27You're representing my artists.
13:28Well, I can't get my nerves.
13:29Have you quite finished?
13:30I would like to get on with the rehearsal.
13:31Feel free.
13:32Are you going to have another turn?
13:33No, I'm fine.
13:33Are you sure?
13:34Yes, I'm sure.
13:35Right.
13:35Now, I'm just...
13:35Pardon.
13:36Parkey, you're Rita Raworth.
13:41And for God's sake, don't trip up when you come on.
13:43Yeah, all right, Sully.
13:44Now, Sully, I'm sorry what happened in the
13:46how-do-you-do little girl number the other night.
13:48I'll keep practicing this till I get it right.
13:50Yeah, well, you make sure you do.
13:51Now, I'm very sorry.
13:53I'd like to have a word with you in private.
13:56What do you want?
13:57You're not putting him in the number, are you?
14:00If I don't, we'll be one short.
14:02Well, he's useless.
14:02He can't do anything.
14:05Pretend we're not talking about him.
14:10Oh, shit.
14:11Big Burke.
14:14Look, what can I do?
14:14The sergeant major wants him in a concert party.
14:17Well, why does he want him in the concert party?
14:19He's putting me to spy in a fact.
14:20That's what.
14:23I must speak to our most urgent matter.
14:25Oh, blimey.
14:25All right, fellas, take ten.
14:27What is it, Randy?
14:28Sir, this man, Ramzan,
14:30is a punkawala to battery office.
14:33And he is a very loyal fellow.
14:35Why, he has been punkawala since he was so high.
14:38In fact, he comes from a long string of punkawalas.
14:42His father was punkawala.
14:43And his father's father was punkawala before him.
14:46And his great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather
14:50was punkawala to Clive of India.
14:52When he was just plain Clive.
14:55And when that naughty Maharaja put British in black hole of Calcutta,
15:02his great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather
15:06tried to keep them cool.
15:09Oh, my brother, he put a nail on the roof.
15:14He blew through a keyhole with straw.
15:20I'm sure if you say so, he's a very nice fellow,
15:25but I'm trying to rehearse.
15:26But, sir, I'm trying to tell you
15:28that after all this, they have given him sack, sir.
15:31Told him to go jaw-jaw.
15:32And they are going to replace him with an electric fanny.
15:35Let's go.
15:42Wow.
15:42Eight children and most loving concubine to support.
15:46Ma'an-ji, you told me baby-bitches are fine,
15:48but in the last few months, there are two.
15:50Oh, he says he's got two loving concubines to support.
15:53How does punkawalas pay?
15:55I think it's a jolly good idea to do away with punkahs.
15:58It's not right to...
15:59A man to sit out there pulling a string all day
16:02just to keep officers cool.
16:03It's very degrading.
16:04But it is more degrading to staff, sir.
16:06If it would help,
16:08we could always take the concubines off his hands.
16:11I always thought concubines were
16:13those little animals with spikes on their backs.
16:17They're pokepines.
16:20I'm very sorry,
16:21but I would like to get on with my rehearsal.
16:22But, sir, we have come to ask for help
16:24because you're so clever.
16:26You're our mother, father, moon and stars.
16:28Oh, well, since you put it like that, yeah.
16:30Yeah.
16:30And begin it with it.
16:32While we're in here,
16:33I get very hot singing me songs and doing me gestures.
16:35Well, there's no punker in here for him to punkah.
16:37Oh, yes, yes, sir.
16:38If you engage him,
16:39he will bring his own punkah and string.
16:41Arthur.
16:42Why not?
16:43All right, all right, fellas.
16:44That's settled.
16:45We'll give him one rupee a week each.
16:46That's eight rupees.
16:47Twelve shillings a week?
16:49You can't ask a human being
16:51to sit out there in that heat
16:52pulling a string all day
16:53for twelve shillings a week.
16:55It's...
16:56It's slave labour.
16:58You're right.
16:58You give him two rupees.
17:00Seven rupees a week is very handsome weight.
17:03No, no, eight rupees.
17:04Oh, no, no, no, sir,
17:05because there is my commission.
17:06And then there is the six honors a week
17:09he must pay me, sir,
17:10because he's my second wife's,
17:12fourth cousin's half-brother, you see.
17:16Marvellous.
17:16We're 12,000 miles away
17:18from Charing Cross Road
17:19and we still can't get away from agents.
17:23What's he say?
17:29He say he would rather give us
17:31one of the concubines.
17:36What do you think you'll do here?
17:40Is it your memory?
17:41Oh, no, no...
17:43Oh, no, no, no...
17:47PUNKER WALLA!
17:48I'm the other thing you're doing there!
17:50I'm not enjoying it on this gum jam and don't worry!
17:52Marvellous!
17:53Every time it's a real...
17:54I'll fix you on that, boy.
17:56Get promptly, fucking stand your attention.
17:58Move yourselves, move yourselves.
18:00Stand still.
18:07Bobbie, dear.
18:08What is that punker wallet doing out there?
18:10Well, as you didn't need him, sir, we thought we'd take him on.
18:12Shut up!
18:13Debo orders clearly state that British other ranks will not have punkers.
18:16Punkers are for officers, warrant officers, class one and two only.
18:18Any questions?
18:19Yes, sir.
18:20How are we supposed to keep cool, Sergeant Major?
18:22How are we supposed to keep cool, Sergeant Major?
18:24What are you?
18:26Well, Mr. Nighty-Dark, gonna grave you do not keep cool, you sweat.
18:32You ought to be grateful.
18:34Park home at Turkish Bath will cost you ten, Bob.
18:38Out here, you can help me for nothing.
18:40Night and day.
18:45What are you doing, Vera?
18:46Just doing a little dusting, sign me to stop.
18:49I'll shut up and get on with it.
18:50I'll shut up.
18:51Shut up!
18:54All right, lovely boys.
18:58Let's have a look at you.
19:07What have we got here?
19:11Is it a mushroom?
19:15No.
19:15Is it a soldier?
19:18No.
19:20He's gonna suck them.
19:22Why are you swaying, boy?
19:23If I stand in one place too long, I get dizzy.
19:28Have you been taking your salt tablets?
19:29No, Sergeant Major.
19:30They make me feel sick.
19:32Well, how dare you?
19:33Debo orders clearly state that British other ranks will take salt tablets three times a day.
19:37No, Sergeant Major.
19:38Start still.
19:40Bearer?
19:40Yes, sir.
19:42At Piala, Tundapani, Jiloh.
19:45What's this, sir?
19:48Now, for those amongst you who do not borrow the native Urdu, I just asked the bearer to fetch me a cup of cold water.
19:56They didn't learn you that at university, did they?
20:00No, Sergeant Major.
20:01No, Sergeant Major.
20:04What did they learn you?
20:05Well, actually, I got a degree in English literature, Sergeant Major.
20:08That is the trouble with the world today.
20:10Too much useless education flying a boat.
20:12Come, Mr. Saab.
20:13Next, Piala, Tundapani, Aageo, Jiloh.
20:16Ashiba.
20:20Now, boy, you're going to take your salt tablets.
20:23Good, I haven't got them with me.
20:24Don't worry about that.
20:25I'm in a generous mood today.
20:28Hold your hand out, lovely boy.
20:31But they taste so salty.
20:38Well, you know why that is, DeNeal.
20:40Because they're made of bloody salt.
20:46Start swallowing.
20:48Ec-do-teen.
20:54Tundapani.
21:05All right.
21:07Let's go.
21:10He got his back.
21:13Shoulders back in a parking.
21:15Start straight.
21:17Fine pair of shoulders you got there, boy.
21:19Show them off.
21:20Show them off.
21:28He don't like Gloria.
21:32Excuse me, madam.
21:34I didn't know there was ladies present.
21:39May I inquire you a name?
21:42It's me.
21:45Who's me?
21:47Gunna Beaumont.
21:49Just fancy.
21:51Get that wig off.
21:52The thudge made you wear it.
21:52Shut up!
21:53Now, get your hat.
21:54Now, go on, move yourself, move yourself, move yourself.
21:55Jew.
21:56Oh.
22:09Yeah.
22:12If somebody had told me ten years ago today
22:14that one day I would be in charge
22:16of a bunch of poofs
22:18and take their faces, cavort about
22:20on the stage and dress up as women, I would not have believed
22:22them.
22:25Oh, shit.
22:29But a law
22:30it has come to pass.
22:33However,
22:35your time is running out
22:36because hanging above your heads
22:38is the sword of
22:40Dam...
22:41Damocles.
22:43I know what sword I'm talking about.
22:46Anyhow,
22:47whatever it is, it's hanging there.
22:50One of these
22:51days I'll get you posted up that
22:53jungle so fast your feet won't touch the
22:55grind!
22:59They know him well.
23:01Get rid of that punker.
23:03If he's not off this camp one hour from now
23:05them stripes will be off your arm.
23:07But we don't want to upset the natives, sir.
23:08Shut up! Devil orders clearly state that all
23:11punker wallers will be replaced by electric fans.
23:13We are the masters here.
23:17We British have been in India
23:19for 200 years.
23:22And we'll be here
23:23another 200 if I have anything to do with it.
23:26We will not be
23:27dictated to by a bunch of
23:29ragged-arsed wire-pulling punker wallers.
23:31God bless noble king.
23:39And Scotland.
23:40Not forgetting elsewhere.
23:42Help me, the light's going off like that.
23:44The lights are out in here as well,
23:49Solly.
23:49Oh, blimey, the old camp must be blacked up.
23:51Come on, lads, light the lamps.
23:53What's happened, sir?
23:53What's happened, sir?
23:53What's happened, sir?
23:54Very grave news.
23:55Yeah, what's happened, Randy?
23:57What's happened?
23:57When punker waller
23:58Rosman was sacked, sir,
23:59all other punker wallers
24:01walked out of camp
24:02when they heard
24:03that they were to be replaced
24:04by electric fanies.
24:07You mean they've gone on strike?
24:09Yes, sir.
24:10They have withdrawn their strings.
24:11So why have the lights gone out?
24:15Because, sir,
24:15when the electricity workers
24:17at power station heard of it,
24:18they cut off all power to camp, sir.
24:20What's going on here?
24:21The lights went out
24:22in the middle of the show
24:22and we had to cancel it.
24:24Good.
24:25Right, Bombardier,
24:26I want you over the battery office.
24:27Right away,
24:27there is a state of emergency.
24:29The rest of you,
24:29stand by,
24:30rifles, bangers,
24:31steel helmets,
24:31wash that muck off your faces,
24:32get in a uniform
24:33and try and look like soldiers.
24:35Gunnar Parkins.
24:35Sir?
24:36You're in charge here.
24:38Me, soldier?
24:39You're in charge.
24:41Right then, Bombardier,
24:43let's have you, come on.
24:44Oh, should I get changed?
24:44No, no, we haven't got time for that.
24:45Come on, come on.
24:46Aren't you, Madame Chiang Kai-shek?
24:47Move yourself, move yourself.
24:51Favourite fizzle.
24:56What a damn shame.
24:58All the lights in the theatre
24:59going out like that.
25:00Right in the middle
25:00of the Lion House Blues number.
25:02Jolly catchy song, mate.
25:03Oh, Lion House Blues,
25:04you keep getting me down.
25:08They're hot in here.
25:09No punker,
25:10no fans like an oven.
25:12Come in.
25:13If only GHQ hadn't started
25:14this fan business,
25:15we wouldn't be in this mess.
25:16I quite agree, sir.
25:18Come in.
25:19Oh, see who it is,
25:19Ashwood, will you?
25:20Right.
25:25It's funny.
25:26There's no one here.
25:28Hello.
25:29Someone's left a note.
25:33It's addressed to you, sir.
25:34What's it say?
25:35British pigs go home.
25:39What awfully bad manners.
25:48All the men standing by, sir.
25:49Madam.
25:50Evening, Sandeman.
25:51Evening, Bearwater.
25:53Evening, sir.
25:53Jolly good show tonight, chefs.
25:55Thank you very much, sir.
25:56You two stand over there.
25:57Don't speak unless you're spongebob.
25:58No, sir.
25:59Anything I can do, sir?
26:00I wish you could do something about this heat.
26:01It's getting unbearable.
26:02Leave that to me, sir.
26:03Bearer.
26:04Get some buckets of parney.
26:06Throw them against the outside walls.
26:07Plenty of parney.
26:08Mr. Malam.
26:08Mr. Malam, how's up?
26:09Jolly, jolly.
26:10How's up?
26:13I'll soon cool the place down, sir.
26:15You'll learn his little wrinkles when he's been out east as long as I have.
26:20Captain Ashwood?
26:22Inspector Singh here.
26:23Oh, hello, old boy.
26:24Hello, old boy.
26:25And what can I do for you?
26:27A bit of flap on, I'm afraid.
26:29The punk wall is you dismissed.
26:31The cause is a bit of a storm in a teacup.
26:33The electricity workers have now come out on strike.
26:35And the workers at the telephone exchange have thoroughly browned off.
26:39What a damn nonsense.
26:44Bearer.
26:45Plenty of parney.
26:46My, jolly, jolly.
26:47Mr. Sam, more parney coming up, sir.
26:49Do you mind, Sergeant Major?
26:51I'm on the phone.
26:53Thank you, pal, sir.
26:54It's hell to pay here.
26:56There's an awful lot of marching about with banners and shouting and throwing stones.
27:00The electricity workers are marching around to the telephone exchange to bring them out as well.
27:04Well, fortunately, it'd take them at least an hour to get there.
27:07Hello?
27:09Hello?
27:11I've got my taxi.
27:14They've cut the telephone off, sir.
27:16You're getting damn serious.
27:18Seems to me we'll have to have those punker wallers back.
27:20With respect, sir.
27:21We can't do that.
27:22If we back down now, we shall lose face.
27:25Bearer!
27:27More parney!
27:28Jaldy, jaldy!
27:29You can't beat yourself.
27:30More parney coming up, pal.
27:31Why don't you let me take a body of men down there, sir?
27:35I'd sooner have them back to work.
27:36Look, we're not living in Victorian towns.
27:38We need to curry favour with these Indians, as it were.
27:41I mean, it's damn serious, you know.
27:43Excuse me, sir.
27:44May I have a word?
27:45No, you may not.
27:46Stand still and shut up, sir.
27:47Go on, my dear.
27:49Well, sir, my friend and I have been thinking, haven't we?
27:52Oh, yes, sir.
27:52We've been thinking.
27:53Yeah, and the problem, as I see it, sir, is this.
27:56GHQ have ordered you to put in fans, and this will put the punker wallers out of work, correct?
28:01Correct.
28:01Well, I think I have thought of a way where we can have the fans and not get rid of the punker wallers.
28:06All I need is a paper and pencil and a half an hour of your time.
28:09Well, you're a very clever fellow.
28:11I don't know what we do without him, eh, Sergeant Redder?
28:15Bearer with the wallers, sir.
28:17Bearer!
28:17More parney, Jaldy!
28:18Deserved.
28:30Well deserved.
28:31So, there you are, sir.
28:32This is how I've managed to solve your little problem.
28:35The punker waller pedals, and this in turn, excuse me, sir,
28:39this in turn makes the fan in the office go round.
28:42Oh.
28:42So, you see, progress and tradition go hand in hand.
28:48Stop pedaling.
28:48Stop pedaling.
28:52No?
28:58I do.
29:04Perfect, ladies.
29:05How do you mean, eh?
29:07Very ingenuous, sir.
29:09There's just one thing, though, sir.
29:11The punker waller has to work twice as hard, so he must be kept cool.
29:15Oh, quite.
29:15In Ashram?
29:16Oh, rather, sir.
29:16Must keep the poor chap cool.
29:18So, sir, you will notice, above the punker waller is a punker.
29:22This, in turn, excuse me, sir, is worked by another punker waller.
29:26Come on, keep punkering, lovely boy.
29:28Don't forget, you only got your job because you are my second cousin's nephew, and you must
29:36pay me my commission every Friday.
29:39Oh, my, sir, my heart is burst into fullness to think that this problem has been solved by
29:45ingenuity of British and the tradition of the Indian.
29:48Oh, tell me, good, sir, how can the sun ever set on these more glorious of empires?
29:54Oh, my God.
29:56Come on.
30:04Come on.
30:05Come on.
30:06The boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here.
30:36The boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are here, the boys are
31:06Everland you came up with a perfect solution that even you know Sergeant Major shut up really
31:11couldn't say shit ladies and gentlemen thank you so much for hanging out I think this was another
31:16enjoyable episode hold on a second thank you so much for hanging out ladies and gentlemen
31:20another enjoyable episode we got uh Ranji that guy cracks me up I mean listen man he's he's a
31:30very proud man ladies and gentlemen you know him him and Sergeant you know shut up our brothers man
31:37I love how he's like yeah we brothers and shit he just comes in hot man I don't think something like
31:42that is gonna get old if we see more obviously he's yelling all the time uh you know these guys
31:48have got every line drilled by him and you know I love how they always mocking him um I do love and
31:57this is another part that kind of doesn't get old for me yeah Sergeant Major I fucking love that shit
32:04so we had a quite the predicament man and I I and I think this even relates today hear me out here as
32:11far as like you work a job and in this case that young man that he's you know he's the fan dude right
32:17and you're gonna get replaced by machines and shit we're living in a day and age and shit is getting
32:23a lot of things are getting replaced a lot of jobs are getting replaced so in that sense man it's a
32:28little bit of oh you know this shit is still uh you know I forgot the year that this came out but man
32:33this shit holds up well as far as that shit goes man but obviously Sergeant Major you know shut up
32:40is funny as hell um I just each interaction that he does with the troops is what I'm living to see right
32:48now you feel bad for my boy Lofty man little guy man again you know I'm biased man I'm short as hell
32:55I'm not the tallest bloke or anything like that so you know I'm sure people got to stick together
32:59ladies and gentlemen so when he's ripping on him man I wanted to jump on that screen and give him one of
33:04these give him a little dose of his medicine just kidding but uh yeah his interaction with Lofty man
33:09I love that you know Ranji you know took care of him uh in that moment there you know
33:14the pills and all that stuff were disagreeing with him it's salty etc etc I love the mermaid bit
33:21uh you know this guy has a you know allergic I think it was an allergic uh reaction he need you
33:27know use some oranges and some shit I thought that was a funny moment you can see that Gloria you know
33:32he's getting upset um because he was pretty much at least from what we're hearing here
33:37it's pretty much the main dude that was dressing up as a lady and sergeant major is not with that
33:44he's old school he you know he's a he's a soldier and you know this entertainment shit that he's doing
33:51you could see all the other you know um people in charge as well everybody's loving it except for my
33:57man's here he's not really for that shit uh again soldier soldier you know he wants to do his job and
34:03stuff so you know it's funny how you know everybody's loving it you know you do they need
34:07some entertainment you know it could be boring and shit so I think that you know the story is great
34:13I think the comedic moments are here uh you know he's putting Parkinson's in charge uh and he's just
34:20you know he's going around he got mushroom man you know leave my boy Lofty alone man I love Lofty
34:25right now because he's you know he's carrying he's not saying too too much but in the moments that he's
34:29talking is great Gloria is great as well he you know he's getting all his little hissy fits and
34:35shit uh obviously sergeant majors is crazy cool uh you know Ranji's great uh you know the company
34:42dudes are great unfortunately my man oh oh I gotta say man I was loving hearing that electric fanny
34:49thing listen we've heard we fannies now we haven't heard about electric fannies and stuff I'm glad they
34:55used it like twice on here but yeah I think this was another great episode you can see that again
35:01the performances are very much um something that is you know helping deal with the times you know
35:08what I mean you all we all need entertainment as a form of um escape although you know there's one
35:14that's not really you know into this shit and you know his son is probably the most useless uh guy you
35:20know this is what they're saying and uh you know I feel like and again don't say anything I feel like
35:26at some point they're gonna get to the bottom of it because it you know by Gloria's uh mannerisms and
35:33listening in and you know like everybody's you know this guy's in trouble you know kind of you know
35:38they haven't outright complained and stuff like that but if he keeps you know let's say showing some
35:45favoritism you know they're gonna try to figure this thing out this is what I'm thinking you know in the
35:50moment there and especially I'm like hey why is this guy getting treated a little bit better than
35:54all of us so that could be something that they explore I gotta stay tuned to find out do not say
35:59anything ladies and gentlemen for myself and those watching for the first time uh you know I get that
36:04people are watching the show for the hundredth time or whatever uh but just in case yeah there's
36:09always people watching for the first time but I definitely think this was another enjoyable episode
36:14crazy moments I'm looking forward to seeing you know more uh get more familiar with a lot of the
36:19characters uh you know the mermaid guy I'm just gonna call him the mermaid guy the scottish glad
36:24he's funny as hell in the moments there um well yeah I just I'm just enjoying it ladies and gentlemen
36:31I'm kicking back I'm relaxing with you all you know again the names and all that stuff forgive me
36:35forgive me forgive me it's gonna this one is a lot tougher to get a lot of these names you know
36:40they're almost saying it so quickly I'm like what that gunner want you know gunner something gunner
36:44something yeah all gunner anyway so um on top of whatever then you know gunner lofty etc etc so
36:51we gotta it's gonna take me a little bit more time but either way enjoyable episode funny moments uh
36:57you know like any problem there's always a solution and yeah that bloke came up with a great great
37:03solution I just love that you know the endings where uh you know this guy's not your neighbors just
37:09telling people shut up I just freaking love it so we're living for the show uh the show is great
37:14it provides a lot of laughs hopefully you guys enjoyed it leave your thoughts in the comments
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