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00:00what's up wolf bag fam it's your boy kid back at it again hope you're doing well continuing my
00:14journey of it ain't half hot mom with the gang sergeant major shut up and the rest of the boys
00:20what adventures are going to be happening on this week's episode i got to stay tuned to find out but
00:25ladies and gentlemen whether you are new or recurrence next is not included damn you got
00:29to bring your own fancy a cuppa go make a sandwich whatever you need to come kick it with me and
00:33hopefully i have a good time a good laugh alongside me as always thanks for kicking it don't forget to
00:38subscribe if you enjoy the content and as always let's get this journey started let's get it
00:43snacks not included let's freaking go
00:58meet the gang cause the boys are here the boys to entertain you
01:06with music and laughter to help you on your way to raising the rafters with a hey hey hey
01:13with songs and sketches and jokes on and you with us about you and feel blue so meet the gang cause the
01:21boys are here boys are here the boys to entertain you
01:25b o b o y s boys to entertain you
01:31like bag of sherbet tied round loose
01:47Look at your damn wheelie and shit up straight when you're punkering.
01:51Do your pulling in military fashion.
01:53And do not be so slummokey like bag of sherbet tied round loose.
02:00What? What to do?
02:02For two whole days now, battery office telephone has been playing up the bobsy dido.
02:06Now some of you will not be understanding the slang used by us British.
02:11So I'll tell you what playing up the bobsy dido means.
02:14It means, nobody go to town.
02:17One thing more worse, Sergeant Major Sarb is thinking that whole of India is doing to him one very old British religious custom called, taking the mickey.
02:28Oh blimey. Coming Sergeant Major Sarb.
02:33Sergeant Major Sarb.
02:34Will this chatty full of Pawnee look jolly about it?
02:36Sergeant Major Sarb. Oh Sarb, you have such great command of our wonderful Indian language.
02:41Shut up.
02:42And British language too, Sarb.
02:44Sergeant Major, someone on the line says he's Delhi.
02:46Deli? Deli?
02:48I'll give him Deli.
02:51Hello?
02:52Sir, the R.A. Depot de Olale is on the line.
02:55Oh good. I'll take it myself. It's top secret.
02:58Standish, military intelligence deli here.
03:03Shut up!
03:07Oh shit.
03:08Now you're this Mr. La-dee-da Gunna Graham, I knows as well as you knows that this is Saturday afternoon and you have gone down to the Doolally Bazaar for to make this phone call for to take the mickey out of you as Sergeant Major.
03:19But, you does not fool me Gunna Graham because I recognize as you on account of the fact that you have a voice like a la-dee-da poof!
03:28Gunna Graham here, Sergeant Major Sarb.
03:31I am very sorry, sir. You have been listening to the voice of a Gunna Clark, sir, what is a practical jogger and is now under close arrest.
03:45Splendid. Look, I want to speak to your commanding officer myself. It's top secret.
03:49Yes, sir. Yes, sir. Yes, sir.
03:51Bearer.
03:52Sir.
03:53Tell Colonel Sarb top secret message from Delhi.
03:55That's it, Sergeant Major Sarb.
03:58Oh Colonel Sarb! Telephone from Delhi! Top secret!
04:04Colonel Sarb! Telephone! Top secret!
04:08Colonel Sarb! Telephone! Top secret!
04:11Top secret!
04:12Shut up!
04:14What are you doing here?
04:17I'm returning this book that the Colonel lent me, Sergeant Major.
04:20It's a rather amusing little treatise on the later 17th century metaphysical poets.
04:24Get out, sir.
04:27The Colonel will not be long, sir.
04:29Shall we give you a tinkle back, sir?
04:31No, no, no. Keep the line open.
04:33Certainly, sir.
04:35What sort of weather has you been obtaining down there in Delhi?
04:40The Reynolds here.
04:42Standish here. Military Intelligence, Delhi.
04:45Now, look. What I have to say to you is top secret.
04:48And nobody must hear us.
04:50I see.
04:51Move further away, will you, Sergeant Major?
04:54Now, take this down.
04:56I see.
04:57I see.
04:58I see.
05:04Hey, you!
05:06No way, bro!
05:07What the hell?
05:08Whoa!
05:09Not too tight.
05:11Not too tight.
05:19And not too close.
05:22Right.
05:23Quite ready, sir.
05:25Now, in 48 hours' time, I want you and your entire unit to go to the following location.
05:32Three chairs for the table.
05:36Now, this is absolutely top secret.
05:38And I know I can't must it go any further than this room.
05:42Sir.
05:42Oh, I beg your pardon, sir.
05:44How do we not better get rid of that punker waller, sir?
05:46Some of them natives can hear for miles.
05:48Good idea, sir.
05:49Ha!
05:52You!
05:54Get the other side of that square up, you double, this is top secret!
05:57Sir, if you're panicking, you can't see what you're talking about.
06:00Read it in the papers.
06:01Move yourself, gentlemen, gentlemen!
06:04You, move yourself, move yourself!
06:05Oh!
06:09I say, it's going to get most frightfully muggy in here without that punker waller to waft the air about.
06:14Good point, Ashwood.
06:15You pull the string.
06:15Yes.
06:16Now, GHQ Denny have got wind of a plot to assassinate the Maharaja of Barapur.
06:24So, I'm Gilbert the Filbert, but not with the K, for the pride of Piccadilly, for the pride of the day.
06:34Ashwood, what on earth are you doing?
06:35I'm punkering, sir.
06:36Whatever for?
06:37Because you ordered me to punker, sir.
06:38Yes, but I didn't order you to sing Gilbert the Filbert.
06:41I don't know any Indian punker songs.
06:43Oh, thank goodness for that.
06:44Silly arse, come inside.
06:52Now, GH...
06:56GHQ cannot send troops to guard the Maharaja, because that might enrage the other faction.
07:01Oh, yes, sir, the other faction.
07:02But it so happens that it's his birthday, so they're sending us along to give him a show.
07:07Now, the crafty part about this is, we appear to be a concert party, but we are, in reality, proper troops.
07:13That's a matter of opinion, sir.
07:17Well, it's up to you, Sergeant Major, to bring them up to scratch.
07:19I mean, this might be quite a nasty business.
07:21Give them plenty of practice on the rifle range, polish up their bayonet drill,
07:25and we leave for the Maharaja's palace in 48 hours.
07:30Oh, excuse me, sir, is we going by rail or on the Three Tunnel?
07:35Neither. We go by riverboat.
07:37Oh, and remember, not one word to the men till we get there.
07:41This whole mission is absolutely hush-hush.
07:47What are you doing there?
07:48Do not worry, Colonel Sarve, your secret is totally safe.
07:51I am entirely hush-hush.
07:53Excuse me, sir.
07:58Vera, has that chow-wallad and punk-a-wallad been listening to?
08:02No, no, no, no, Sergeant Major Sarve, I promise they were not listening.
08:06They were packing for riverboat.
08:08There's a long, long trail a-winding into the land of my dream.
08:21What is Biden you going to Beaumont?
08:24I'm still seasick.
08:25Sea-sick, sea-sick?
08:27That was but a trout stream.
08:29People have no conception of how sensitive I am.
08:31Do you know, I was prostrate for three days after I saw anchors away.
08:36Shut up!
08:39Are you sure this is the Maharaja's Palace, Saramuddin?
08:41Well, it should be, sir.
08:42Caught that Indian boy down a jetty.
08:44He was very friendly towards me, sir.
08:46He asked me if I'd like to meet his sister.
08:49Hey!
08:52How dare you!
08:53Bring that dirty herning into this palace!
08:55Move yourself!
08:56Jelly!
08:57Move yourself!
08:58Now, put it down there, chaps.
08:59Come on, I'll be very careful.
09:00Lower it.
09:01Lower it down.
09:02Right, where's that, son?
09:03What do you expect?
09:04It's full of rifles and ammo.
09:05My dresses have been crushed beyond all recognition!
09:08We hadn't let the can five minutes before Parky's foresight to punch in my Mae West's boobs!
09:12You know that.
09:13I think we ought to announce our presence.
09:14Anybody around?
09:15Anybody around?
09:16Anybody around?
09:17Heck-o, sir.
09:18I don't think there's anybody here, sir.
09:19Here, Lofty.
09:20Look at them colours.
09:21They have right big poodles here, don't they, Sergeant Major?
09:22Sergeant Major, sir.
09:23These are not for doggies!
09:24Oh, no, no, no, they are for tigers!
09:25The Guard, Maharajad, and the Guard, Maharajad.
09:26I think we ought to announce our presence.
09:31Anybody around?
09:32Anybody around?
09:35Heck oh, sir.
09:36I don't think there's anybody here, sir.
09:39Here, Lofty.
09:40Look at him collars.
09:42They have right big poodles here, don't they, Sergeant Major?
09:46Oh, Sergeant Major, sir, these are not for doggies.
09:49Oh, no, no, they are for tigers, to guard Maharaja, sir.
09:53Tigers.
09:54Oh, they're not loose.
09:54No, no, don't get it's directical.
09:58Why don't we feel them and see if they're warm?
10:01Feel them.
10:02That's a good idea.
10:04University education.
10:06Can I ball one? Feel them collars.
10:08It's his idea.
10:09Feel them!
10:15They're all cold and clangy.
10:18That'll be a hand, Sarb, because like me, you're a very big coward.
10:21What?
10:23My, this come from a big Sunday joint.
10:26I should put that down if I was you, Suggdon.
10:28You don't want one of them tigers to come back and find you fiddling with his dinner.
10:34Okay, so obviously the tigers are not here now, so there's hardly anything to worry about.
10:37Now, how do we get it?
10:38Girls up.
10:39There is one gong.
10:40Now, give it a bash someday.
10:42Off you go, Suggdon.
10:43All right.
10:44A gong.
10:48He's...
10:49Oh, no.
10:57Oh, no.
10:59He's strong.
11:01You horrible little man, what are you?
11:04I'm an horrible little man, Sergeant Major.
11:06Indeed you is.
11:07Now you will pay for that out of your own pocket bar of damages.
11:10Move his hand, move his hand.
11:11Sir, Major, sir, there is one knob here for pulling belt.
11:15Well done, Vera.
11:17Do you want me to give it a tug?
11:19I don't think you should.
11:20He's done enough for one day.
11:21I shall oppose with that, sir.
11:23I shall attend to it personal.
11:37There's nobody there, sir.
11:38Girl, sir, there is also a speaky thing.
11:43Oh, sir, there is.
11:43That's obviously the way they expect us to get in touch with them.
11:47Yes, you have a go, Sergeant Major.
11:49Thank you, sir.
11:50What may the sir be most careful?
11:52There may be creepy, crawly things down there that will bite you dead.
11:56Yeah, Sergeant Major.
12:00If there's any creepy, crawly things down there,
12:02they better hang on to their rats.
12:03Anybody home, huh?
12:14I know there is nobody home, sir.
12:21Colonel, sir, I can hear plastic footsteps coming to dark.
12:24Right?
12:24Stand to attention, chefs.
12:27Good afternoon.
12:28I'm Colonel Reynolds,
12:29and this is the Royal Artillery Cotser Party.
12:31What was all that about?
12:37Colonel, sir,
12:37you say that played man entrance is round back side.
12:42I'll give him tradesmen's entrance.
12:44Steady, Sergeant Major.
12:45The whole palace might fall down.
12:47So I'm right, sir,
12:48for being discourtesy as to a British officer.
12:51Well,
12:53something wrong here seems to work, sir.
12:56Who's going to pay for that, then?
12:58Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
13:01Well, people, aren't you, man?
13:03Oh, yes.
13:04I say,
13:05we are the Royal Artillery Concert Party,
13:07and we're here for the Maharaja's birthday
13:09to do a sort of turn.
13:11Oh, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
13:12Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
13:13Captain-sab, he says pleased to come in.
13:16That's better. Come on, Chef.
13:17Right, come on, lovely boys.
13:18Smart yourself up, see the bottle, aren't you?
13:23It's not very homely, is it?
13:25Shut up.
13:31Colonel-sab, he says will you please to wait
13:34because his Excellency will be here within two or three days.
13:41What do we do now, sir?
13:42Charlie! Get him, Charlie!
13:45Charlie!
13:46They're in there!
13:51How the hell did you get in here?
13:53Through Trademan-dorsab.
13:55Here, Lofty, look what's happened to them guard dogs.
14:02Don't touch me!
14:07Sergeant Major, if we had just come here to do a show,
14:10why is my dress basket full of rifles?
14:14And why have we been doing all that wretched bayonet fighting?
14:18Wretched bayonet fighting?
14:20Well, Mr. La-de-da, Graham, I'm sorry if I put you out by making you behave like a proper soldier,
14:25but it just so happens that in the next 48 hours you may well have to defend yourself.
14:30Well, we're buying it.
14:32The audiences here must be worse than Glasgow.
14:34And why do I enjoy a challenge?
14:37Well, while we're waiting, I think I'll put the chaps in the picture.
14:42Very good, sir.
14:43Sergeant Major, the Carol's going to put the chaps in the picture.
14:46Right, pay attention, gather round.
14:48Your commanding officer is going to address you.
14:50Sir, sir.
14:51Not you, not you!
14:52You have your stinking knees and drive out of here.
14:54All right, Sergeant Major, sir.
14:55We will be disappearing like greasy lightning.
14:57What?
14:59Come along in noisy pockets.
15:00Colonel, sir, is going to tell all chappies some top-hole secrets
15:04about wicked plot to assassinate Maharaja, sir.
15:09Move yourself!
15:10There's absolutely nothing to worry about,
15:13but apparently there's a secret plot to assassinate the Maharaja.
15:18Now, the British don't hold with that sort of thing,
15:20so we've been sent here to protect him,
15:22and if necessary, with our lives.
15:25Well, I don't hold with that sort of thing.
15:28I think that's all you need to know at the moment.
15:30Excuse me, Colonel, sir!
15:31Colonel, sir!
15:32You have forgotten most important top secret
15:35about Maharaja, sir, son!
15:38Oh, of course.
15:40They suspect that the plot will be led by the Maharaja's son.
15:45And also, Colonel, sir,
15:47most important,
15:48Maharaja, sir,
15:49is coming to front door in Royal Rice.
15:52Right!
15:53You have probably fell in!
15:54Move yourself! Move yourself!
15:55Start from your knees!
15:57Colonel!
15:58Move yourself!
15:59Is that up straight to the Maharaja?
16:01Good afternoon, sir, Your Excellency.
16:03Oh, Reynolds!
16:05Sorry I wasn't here to welcome you, my son.
16:07Where is my servant?
16:10He's not here at the moment.
16:12We found a bit of difficulty in getting hold of him, actually.
16:15Really?
16:16Yes, he is a bit sluggish.
16:24Wake yourself up, Pandit.
16:26You do.
16:28You must be rather tired after your journey.
16:30Do you fancy some snooker?
16:32Snooker.
16:33How about you, Essel?
16:34A cup of tea would be absolutely marvellous.
16:36Jesus!
16:37Game of snooker.
16:38No, thank you.
16:39I never touch it.
16:40No, I'm not much of a hand either, I'm afraid.
16:41Beg your pardon, sir.
16:42I would be honored to give his majesty a frame or two if he's in the Mahoon.
16:46Excellent!
16:47Excellent!
16:50All right.
16:51Snooker, keep the yari cardo.
16:54Cole.
16:55Head.
16:58Tail's your best.
17:02You ready to admit him?
17:03Very good, sir.
17:10I mean, well, them queues get a Beaumont.
17:12All right.
17:21Sergeant Major Saab, permit me to do chalky.
17:23Oh!
17:31Nice, sweet guy.
17:32Sergeant Major, I'd let him win, if I'd have you.
17:37Is that a hoarder, sir?
17:38More or less.
17:40Yes, sir.
17:41Would you care to back your man with a hundred rupees, Colonel?
17:45No, thanks.
17:47I've seen him play. He's awfully good.
17:50I'll back him to win for a hundred rupees.
17:52Ash, would I...
17:53Right, taken.
17:55Can I have a word with you, sir?
17:56Yes.
17:57What do I do now?
17:58You couldn't draw, I suppose, could you?
18:01When you're ready.
18:03Your Majesty.
18:03I hope I haven't left it too easy for you, Your Majesty.
18:12Indeed not.
18:14Pandit, stand by.
18:25What the hell was that?
18:31You're free!
18:32He said, good shot.
18:40You see, Ashur?
18:42Humor him, Sajmin.
18:43I see, wasn't that cheating a bit?
18:45Ignore it, Ashur.
18:54He said, my Rajasab is playing top hole well today.
18:59Bit of a fluke, if you ask me.
19:05I never played like this before, sir.
19:07Not even in Swansea.
19:08I say, it's a bit of a rum-do, isn't it?
19:13Take no notice.
19:13Oh, my word, Your Majesty.
19:18Tough taters.
19:21I thought he was going to get that one, then.
19:24Now, Your Majesty has left me a bit of a sitting duck, I don't know.
19:27Would you care for a hundred rupees on it, Colonel?
19:30Uh, no, not for me, but for Ashurud, mate.
19:33Take it.
19:34He's bound to pot it, and that'll cancel the other hundred.
19:36Shall I take it, Sergeant Major?
19:38Money in a bank, sir.
19:39Right, I'll take it.
19:40Capital.
19:40What the freak?
19:47This is ridiculous.
19:49Major, sir, you're not doing your job.
19:51He said, bad luck.
20:06Are we fighting for this shit?
20:08God damn it, man.
20:09Excuse me for saying so, Your Majesty, but Hugh is cheating.
20:15I think that's a bit strong, Sergeant Major.
20:17No, he's quite right.
20:19Pandit, how often have I told you not to do that with your right hand?
20:25I forfeit my turn, your play.
20:28Yes, well, that is a bit of a tricky one, isn't it?
20:31Sergeant Major, why didn't you get Randy to clear the way for it with a little brush?
20:35A little?
20:37Smart boy.
20:39University education.
20:42You might as well, would you mind if our man borrows you a little brush for a minute?
20:46Oh, certainly.
20:49You are too kindly.
20:51You know what I do, Bearer.
20:52Oh, yes, Sergeant Major, sir.
20:56Bearer.
20:56What the hell, Reggie?
21:05What the f...
21:07That's nice.
21:13Oh, what do you do that for?
21:15Oh, Sergeant Major, when chippies are down, I'm totally loyal Indian.
21:20Especially when man is standing behind me and is flicking knife into my backside.
21:24Oh, that will be my son.
21:29He's good on the trumpet, isn't he?
21:32Shut up!
21:34You'll excuse me.
21:36I must welcome him and escort him to the guest lodge.
21:39Come, Pandit.
21:40I reckon he was cheating you.
21:44You hear that, Ashwin?
21:45The sun has arrived.
21:46We'd better go on the radio and get in touch with intelligence, Danny.
21:49Right.
21:49I joined the army of today, so the army of today is all right.
21:57You getting anything, Ashwin?
21:59Well, I think it's sort of alive, sir.
22:02How are you getting on with the procedure book, Sergeant Major?
22:04Well, the code word for concert party, sir, is con-par.
22:08Con-par on all commanding officers is sun-ray, so that makes you sun-ray con-par.
22:14Sun-ray con-par.
22:16What a pretty name.
22:19I want to get in touch with the commanding officer, Intelligence Deli.
22:22Oh, well, I'll be, uh, sun-ray in Tally-Dally, sir.
22:27Right, go ahead.
22:28Hello?
22:30Sun-ray con-par, calling sun-ray in Tally-Dally.
22:33Over.
22:34Can you hear anything?
22:36Yes, he says sun-ray in Tally-Dally, calling sun-ray con-par.
22:40Well, tell him we said it first.
22:44That means he can hear you, sir.
22:45He does.
22:47Oh, good.
22:47Now, what is the code word for the sun has arrived?
22:53Sun has arrived.
22:55Sun, sun has arrived, sir.
22:58Flu-puff.
23:02What is that?
23:04Flu-puff, sir.
23:06You can see it.
23:07Well, try it, I should.
23:08Hello?
23:11Sun-ray con-par, calling sun-ray in Tally-Dally.
23:14Flu-puff.
23:17What does he say?
23:18He's gone off the air, sir.
23:21Perhaps he took it personally.
23:25There's an Indian chappy on the line now.
23:27Vera?
23:28Mara, sir.
23:29Get them earphones on.
23:30I say so, mate, sir.
23:30Hello?
23:37Hello?
23:37Shh, shh, shh, shh.
23:39Testing?
23:40Hello?
23:41Huh?
23:41Hello?
23:42How are you?
23:44Sir, he say, which flu-puff?
23:47Which flu-puff?
23:48He probably means, which sun has arrived, sir.
23:51Ask him how many flu-puffs there are.
23:54Carl, sir.
23:55Kidna flu-puff heavy.
23:57Huh?
23:59Achyap.
24:00Thap.
24:00He says, there are seven suns.
24:02I say, love a lot of flu-puffs.
24:06Ask him which sun is going to kill the fap.
24:08Achyap.
24:09Son, o.
24:10Kansa flu-puff?
24:11Afna bath?
24:13Barega?
24:14Huh?
24:15Carl, sir.
24:16He says the son was a gun
24:20And sabby say more he said one of the son's wives will have a weapon hidden under her sorry
24:27What sort of weapon?
24:36You say a knife and my other sub must be protected at all costs
24:42Yeah, and he say if necessary one of you must throw yourself in front of Maharaja's harp. I see. Well
24:50It's all absolutely crystal clear
24:53As you know someone's out to kill the Maharaja
24:56But the whole question is who is going to make the attempt on his life. Will it be the wife with a knife?
25:03Or will it be done by the son with the gun?
25:05Oh
25:10Many sons are arriving outside and they are having with them their most beautiful wives
25:16for talking to Mr. Bajabbi at the Akati at here
25:19Troubles never come single
25:21Don't be such clever Dickey
25:25We better go look him over such major find somebody to act as personal bodyguard to the Maharaja ah
25:31Right you're not the hopes of said get probably funny moves out of yourself. Move yourself
25:35Right
25:42Now I knows full well
25:44That each and every one of you wants to guard the Maharaja
25:47So I will select the volunteer
25:55Gonna Beaumont
25:57Well, I'd love to do it really I would
26:00Only thing is in the excitement of it all I might well run away
26:03I'll do it sergeant-major
26:05I'll do it sergeant-major
26:07Wow
26:09That's brave man
26:11Good boy
26:13Brave lad
26:15Chip off the old block eh
26:17Shoulders back boy
26:21Find better shoulders
26:23Show them off
26:25Show them off
26:27Unfortunately he was too young
26:31Let us consider Mr. Lardy Dog and a Graham
26:33Well, it's not quite my cup of tea sergeant-major
26:35My cup of tea sergeant-major
26:37My cup of tea sergeant-major
26:39It is not none of you are cups of tea
26:41Because people who are sarsenates moderators
26:45Is not gonna be put off by a group of puffs
26:49If someone takes a shot at him with a gun I don't see what we can do sergeant-major
26:53I'll tell you what you can do you can move fast like a bat out of hell that's what you can do
26:57And if you does not you will be on a ready fizzer
27:00But
27:01I is grateful to you Nobby for pointing out the qualifications what is required
27:05The man selected must not only move like lightning
27:08He must have a body what will offer most resistance
27:10To high velocity projectiles
27:12And bullets
27:14A bullet would go right through you wouldn't it?
27:24Yes sergeant-major
27:26A pea shooter would go right through you wouldn't it?
27:29Yes sergeant-major
27:39You is possible
27:41Uh oh
27:42Eyes front Rob Roy
27:44Oh boy
27:51You is even more possible
27:53Oh no no no no no no no no
28:00Nooooo
28:03I'm smiling oh my goodness
28:07What have we here...
28:09Stand up, Sugden.
28:14I said stand up!
28:16I is going to measure you with qualifications.
28:26Beautiful.
28:28Beautiful!
28:30You is the winner.
28:33Gunnar Sugden, you is going to have the honor of guarding the Mara Rajar.
28:37And does you know why?
28:39No, Sergeant Major.
28:40I will tell you, because you may not be the quickest, but you is definitely the thickest.
28:46Now pay attention, Gunnar Sugden.
28:49Tonight, you will be at instant readiness the old time to defend the Mara Rajar with your body.
28:59At least it's a danger, you must throw yourself between him and the would-be asylum.
29:06Is that clearly understood?
29:08Oh.
29:10Ha ha ha ha!
29:12Tell us a man!
29:14It is clearly understood.
29:15Check a bucket of water over that man.
29:16Tell him to get practicing!
29:17Yes, sir!
29:18Yes, sir!
29:20I'm looking for it.
29:21Will Lofty Saab's body be thick enough to stop the assailant's bullet?
29:27And will our heroes find the son with the gun or the wife with the knife in time to save Maharajah Saab's life?
29:34Listen in and watch out for next week's thrilling installment.
29:39It's done?
29:40It's done?
29:41Aww!
29:42Aww!
29:43This is too good!
29:44Aww!
29:45This is too good!
29:46Aww, man!
29:47Hey!
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29:53Hey!
29:54What an episode!
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30:05Hey, what an episode.
30:35Ladies and gentlemen, we got to talk about it for our Scottish brubs and sisters.
30:44Use the code word Glasgow in the comments down below.
30:49Thank you so much for hanging out.
30:51Hopefully you enjoyed it, man.
30:52This was a belter, ladies and gentlemen, a banger episode.
30:56Plenty of laughs.
30:57Hold on a sec.
30:58Ladies and gentlemen, this is definitely going to go down in the books as another banger episode,
31:04you know, from start to finish.
31:05A lot of funny-ass moments here on this episode.
31:10We got such a great, goofy bunch, a wacky bunch here.
31:14Sometimes Ashford, man, you're just like,
31:17this guy's batshit crazy.
31:20He's definitely very goofy in his own right, man.
31:23So him and the Colonel, you know, when the Colonel's like,
31:26get your ass back in here, man, because that guy, he's singing,
31:30you know, he's singing that tune song.
31:32And he's having a great old time.
31:35But you know what?
31:35There's an awesomeness to Ashford that we really do enjoy because, you know,
31:41he's got a good spirit to him.
31:43You know, he has such a good energy to him.
31:46Obviously, sometimes he might be a pain in the, you know, pain in the ass sometimes.
31:49But he really is a great character.
31:53I got to say, Sergeant Major shut up thinking it's essentially kind of like a prank call going on.
32:00He knows the voice.
32:01You know, all that shit that went on in that episode, man.
32:06And he's telling the guy, the commander shut up and all that shit, man.
32:10And I'm, you're just like, damn, man.
32:12And when Graham walks in the face, you know, you know, listen, Sergeant Major shut up does a lot of great facial expressions,
32:21you know, that we all love.
32:23You know, he opens his eyes, beady eyes and shit.
32:26You know, the eyes get bigger and fulgured and shit.
32:28And Graham walks in, he just knows that he just, he fucked up, man.
32:34He fucked up, mistakes made.
32:36And I'm like, oh, my God, that was such a great scene.
32:40But not only that, that towel scene was ridiculous.
32:45You know, like, you get asked things before, you know, you see shows, you see movies,
32:52you hear stories of, you know, soldiers being asked to do stuff.
32:57But, man, this shit was some next level shit, man, to hold himself.
33:01It almost had me in a, quite the surprise, kind of like when Ashford and the colonel took a shower together.
33:10And Ashford, he's like, he's like, the colonel was like, turn around, bro.
33:14Like, why are you facing me and shit?
33:16So we got another crazy kind of towel kind of scene here.
33:21I thought that was great.
33:23What else did we really, really enjoyed?
33:25That gong scene was so phenomenal, man.
33:29The littlest guy, you know, the little engine that could just, he keeps going, he keeps going.
33:34He's such a great character.
33:37And he's, yo, this guy's got some crazy-ass strength, some Hulk-ass strength.
33:41Yo, Lofty, go do it, man.
33:44I love that Lofty gets selected in a lot of things.
33:47You remember when they were out in the desert and Lofty was to get chosen and then he got caught up.
33:54You know, Lofty's that dude that you're going to select.
33:56So when they had that selection section towards the end there, I felt it was going to be either Beaumont, Lofty,
34:07or I was kind of hoping, you know, he would choose someone.
34:12You know, maybe, you know, McIntosh, maybe Navi, get a little bit of a different version.
34:18But you know what?
34:19I think it hits better.
34:20If it would have been, you know, Gloria or the best choice possible, my boy Lofty there, that stick-measuring shit just was crazy.
34:31My mind was perverted.
34:32I'm like, this guy get real excited on this big-ass stick and shit.
34:36Oh, my God.
34:38And then the cheating that was going on, man, with the, man, that shit was crazy with the snooker game there.
34:46And, man, you know, Colonel's like, oh, you got to let him win and shit, man.
34:51Damn, man, I'm competitive when it comes to sports or, you know, games and some stuff like that.
34:56So I would never want to be like, ain't letting nobody win and shit.
34:59Fuck that.
35:00You better earn that shit.
35:01So the fact that these guys were, this was some next-level, very highly entertaining cheating that was going on.
35:09Really, really enjoyed that part there.
35:12Glued to my seat on this episode.
35:15You know, hearing about, I guess, this assassination potential.
35:19You know, the die and the wife and gone and all that phone call business shit that was going on with Gloria.
35:28She had me dying, man.
35:30I think this was another great episode from start to finish.
35:34The first one, we were like, you know, I mean, every episode, we don't want it to end.
35:39But this one, because of the way they left off and my man is like, basically, see you next time.
35:45I'm like, oh, shit.
35:46No, no, man.
35:48And so we have something to look forward to next week, ladies and gentlemen.
35:52I hope that you enjoyed the episode.
35:55I'm just having a blast.
35:56This was, for me, another certified banger episode here.
36:00Plenty of laughs.
36:01Plenty of crazy, silly moments here.
36:04You know, good fun.
36:06You know, Ranji's performance, man.
36:07He had to help the opposition in that moment there because he got a knife in his back.
36:12So in that moment, man, you know, we got to cut my man some slack.
36:17Great episode.
36:18Plenty of great laughs.
36:19Thank you so much for kicking it.
36:20Don't forget to use the code word if you made it to the point where we said it.
36:24They had a code word of their own on this episode.
36:27Boy, was this such a great episode.
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