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00:00what's up wolf bag fam it's your boy kid back at it again hope you're doing well continuing my
00:15journey it ain't half hot mom with the crew what adventures are going to be happening on this
00:19week's episode i gotta stay tuned to find out but ladies and gentlemen whether you're new
00:23recurrence next is not included damn it you gotta bring your own fancy a cup of go make a sandwich
00:28whatever you need to come kick it with me and hopefully you'll have a laugh alongside me let's
00:32get it snacks not included let's freaking go you roddy fool i'm sorry guys i'm freaking love that
00:41line hold up let's start this journey let's get it meet the gang cause the boys are here
00:50the boys to entertain you with music and laughter to help you on your way
00:56to raising the rafters with a hey hey hey with songs and sketches and jokes old and you
01:02with us about you and feel blue so meet the gang cause the boys are here the boys to entertain you
01:10blimey what
01:40terrible disaster fate has kicked concert party in crutch and then some
01:45they have been posted to terrible burma right up the dreaded front
01:50oh the poor concert party they are ruddy marvelous people
01:55and are they downhearted yes
01:59let's go oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear it is too sound for words i can feel the tears coming
02:21into my eyes
02:22i won't be able to go on i shall break i know i shall break come on gloria pull yourself together
02:32use your common sense no one's going to take us seriously as a fighting unit are they a british one
02:38the japanese mate it's the end of the road for me and the next station i shall get off the train and i shall commit suicide
02:48bombadier king's regulations clearly state that bombadier's is not permitted to commit suicide
02:53anyway she was not allowed off the train so you cannot one thing certain i'm not committing suicide
02:59neither am i i haven't had lunch yet
03:01i'm knowing what we should be doing we should all be singing a jolly cheery up song like
03:08tumti tumti there will be blue bird over white clip of the
03:14shut up
03:15tumti tumti aise mocha per tumko gana chaiye vera lynn shut up
03:20right on your feet
03:22oh there they are
03:23we've only got about four hours to go so i thought it was time i should put you in the picture
03:28we are now under the command of southeast asia command active service entertainers
03:33known for short as c kazi
03:35you mean we're not going to fight the japanese good heavens no who said that we were the sergeant
03:42major sir i'm a little joke sir the point is we are taking the shows to the chaps who are actually
03:49doing the fighting will we be close up the front line i wouldn't say all that close would you ashram
03:54no not all that close no not all that close no no the best thing you can do gonna sound it is to
03:58practice singing not too loud so that japanese do not join in the chorus
04:01will we be in a camp sir good question clever boy did you hear that sir will we be in a camp
04:08well not exactly we're stationed temporally in a village called tin min how far from the japanese
04:15how would you say 10 20 miles effort well it all depends where they are at the time
04:22depends where they are at the time
04:24what happens if we go to entertain the men who are actually doing the fighting and when we get there they're actually doing the fighting
04:32we joins in well we're not really supposed to do that you know what sort of shows are we going to do
04:39little quiet ones
04:41shut up
04:42the important thing is to take the chaps minds off the actual fighting
04:45colonel sir you should ask sergeant major sir to tell the men some of his very funny ha ha dirty jokes
04:51shut up
04:53will the bear can't eat sir probably not
04:56excuse me sir what sort of a village is tin min
04:59what sort of a village is tin min
05:02tin min mr lauderdoc on the grave is a village just like any other jungle village
05:05with a lot of trees will it be like the new forest
05:08no not exactly
05:10more across between uh toki and wimbledon cotton
05:13what the hell
05:16meet ever so humble
05:21there is no place like home
05:40alright
05:43come here
05:58move yourself
06:04take two men's search at bar sẽ
06:06and me
06:07yes you
06:08I'll keep you covered
06:10wouldn't it be better if I kept you covered
06:13Get on with it.
06:17Just a minute.
06:18What are we searching for?
06:20Japanese.
06:22Japanese?
06:24But they're supposed to be miles away.
06:27You cannot be too careful, Bombardier.
06:29Them little yellow devils can crawl in and hide anywhere.
06:31Come on, pet.
06:32Well, go on, tippy-toe.
06:37Shall I go too, Sergeant Major?
06:39No.
06:40Brave boy.
06:42You stay with me by here.
06:44In reserve.
06:45First principle of military maneuvers.
06:46Always have something in reserve.
06:51What's happening?
06:54Holy shit.
06:56Never in there, Sergeant Major.
06:58What'd you do that for?
07:00You frightened the life out of me.
07:03All clear, sir.
07:06Now, good.
07:07In we there, Captain.
07:08Here.
07:09I stood back.
07:11You got a case?
07:19Sir, I think I would most enjoy living here if I was monkey.
07:25Shut up!
07:26I see.
07:27Rum sort of place, isn't it?
07:29Hmm.
07:29Hey, are these things what they use for houses?
07:31Yes, kind of, Clark.
07:32And what is more, that is what you is going to use for houses.
07:35Excuse me, sir.
07:36How long are we going to be here?
07:37Well, it's not easy to say, but on the whole, not an awfully short time.
07:42Never mind, sir.
07:43We soon get the place brassed up.
07:44The men can sleep over there.
07:46We can parade by here, and we'll make a flagpole somewhere over there.
07:50A couple of buckets of whitewash will be just like home.
07:53Shut up!
07:54See, look at that, Jesse.
07:55But Lince.
07:55Shut up!
07:57Shut up!
07:57Shut up!
07:58Shut up!
07:59Gullis!
08:01Oh, hey!
08:02Yes, sir, I do made you.
08:02Give me a cup of char.
08:03Yes, sir, I do made you.
08:03Gullis, you're on guard.
08:05The rest of you get yourself organized, that basher.
08:07Right, chaps, let's get the basher organized, shall we?
08:09Just a minute.
08:10I'm the bombardier.
08:11I'll give the orders.
08:12Well?
08:13Well, come on, chaps, let's get the basher organized.
08:17Well, this is better to be ours, Ashford.
08:19What, this thing?
08:20What's the matter with it?
08:21Well, it's a bit sort of public, isn't it, sir?
08:23The men will be able to see us getting undressed.
08:26Oh, holy.
08:27You just have to do it under a towel, like people do on the sands.
08:32I shall do it under my dressing gown.
08:35Here you are, Sergeant Major.
08:37Thank you, Sergeant.
08:40Where are you dossing down?
08:42What makes you ask that, lofty boy?
08:44You want to keep near me for safety?
08:46No, I want to be a long way off.
08:50Now, don't tell me you was afraid of you, dear old Sergeant Major.
08:53You make a lot of noises at night.
08:55Shut up.
08:57You keep awake.
08:58Shut up.
08:59Snoring.
08:59Shut up.
09:02Somebody's left to stew on it.
09:04He's probably been there for days.
09:07Smells all right.
09:09Sarbage is probably made of monkey and pea wrap.
09:11Monkey and tree wrap.
09:12It's a good recipe.
09:18Yeah, yeah, anything.
09:19Yes, lovely boy.
09:21Will they be bringing char poise for us to sleep on?
09:23No, Gunnar Parkins.
09:24You see, you is on active service now.
09:26And whilst you is on active service, they does not bring you char poise.
09:29Because there is no they, only us.
09:32Aye.
09:32And them.
09:34Oh, oh, oh.
09:35Shut up, McIntosh, head back on guard.
09:37Do we sleep on the floor in, sir?
09:40We sleeps on the floor.
09:43No pali-arses?
09:47No pali-arses.
09:49When are we going home, then?
09:52Do not worry.
09:54I will be showing you all how to improvise a char poise from bamboo and a lot of hairy string.
09:58And when it gets up in the morning, if you've got nothing better to do, you can play noughts and crosses on each other's backsides.
10:05Oh, we British are so good at putting on brave faces, isn't it?
10:10Sergeant Meadow.
10:11Oh.
10:13Oh, thank you very much indeed.
10:14I've just been having a conference with Captain Atford.
10:19Listen, we were trying to figure them out why this place didn't look sort of army-fied.
10:23And the colonel came up with a solution just like that.
10:26Oh, yes, sir.
10:27Notices.
10:29Beg your pardon, sir?
10:30We need a lot of notices.
10:32I see, sir.
10:33What sort of notices?
10:34Well, in the first place, a notice to say it's our HQ.
10:36Yes, I thought of that.
10:38And then another over there to say officers' quarters.
10:41And another over here to say warrant officers' mess.
10:43What about the men, sir?
10:44They'll make a mess with their life.
10:48A new room for two rooms
10:53Where every day is a holiday
10:57Because you are married
11:00Take cover, get out of the cover!
11:08Oh, really?
11:09Get your rifles!
11:11Grab your rifle, bombardier!
11:13Yeah!
11:15The suicide!
11:17Somebody suicide!
11:18Yeah!
11:19I'm in return!
11:19I'm in return!
11:22Did you hear that?
11:24We're being attacked!
11:25You said the Japanese were ten miles away, and they're here!
11:28You ought to be ashamed of yourself!
11:32Somebody wave a white flag!
11:34Tell them we're entertainers!
11:36Some of us are civilians!
11:38Shut up!
11:39We're artists!
11:40We're artists!
11:41We're artists!
11:41All right!
11:42Get out of here!
11:44Get one of your sounds, bombardier!
11:46The shots come from over there, Sergeant Major!
11:50Clark!
11:51Evans!
11:52Crawl over here!
11:52Return their fire!
11:53Have you got any orders, sir?
12:00No, no, no, you carry on.
12:01You're doing a first-rate job.
12:03You're not true, Sergeant Major.
12:04No, no, you stay by here, boy, in reserve.
12:07Remember, keep your head down.
12:08Keep your head down, too, you silly damn coolly.
12:11You may have been with my head just that way.
12:13Bad Hollywood movie.
12:15Hold your fire, hold your fire.
12:17They're not jams, they're pommies soldiers.
12:21There.
12:22Did you hear that voice?
12:24They're Australians.
12:25They're our friends.
12:27They're our friends.
12:28Correction.
12:30They're pommie-poufters.
12:34Oh, shit.
12:44What the hell do you think you're doing?
12:46Well, for that matter, what the hell do you think you're doing?
12:49Don't you talk to me in that tone of voice.
12:50I'm a colonel.
12:51That cuts no ice with me, mate.
12:53So am I.
12:54Oh.
12:56What do you think, Ashwin?
12:58Rather a tricky one, sir.
13:02But I look at it this way.
13:03How do we know he's a colonel?
13:05He doesn't look like one.
13:06And what's more, he speaks with an Australian accent.
13:09How do we know you are a colonel?
13:12Well, how do I know you're a colonel?
13:15You could see his pips.
13:17Well, what do you want me to do?
13:21Have him tattooed on me shoulders?
13:22Oh, good on you chips.
13:25Here, cast your gritty eyes over that, mate.
13:29Madam Chair, there are the pips.
13:35He is wearing a colonel's insignature, sir.
13:37Frightly nice to see you.
13:42My name's Reynolds, and this is Tippi Ashwood, my adjutant.
13:45How do you do?
13:46Lovely sunny day, isn't it?
13:47And I am Rangid Amsaab, bearer to concert party.
13:52Go away.
13:55What are you's lot doing in our billets?
13:58Begging your pardon, sir, but you's lot's supposed to have vacationed this locality two days previous.
14:02Quite right.
14:02We had a copy of your orders.
14:04Yeah, well, orders are all very well, but we lost one of our mates on the jungle.
14:08He went walkabout six weeks ago.
14:11Walkabout where?
14:13Well, all over the place.
14:14It's what the abos do.
14:18Is your mate an abo?
14:20No, abos are aborigines.
14:23What's your mate, then?
14:24Well, he's from Oodnadatta.
14:27Is that better?
14:33Beg pardon, sir.
14:35It does not matter where he comes from.
14:36Them hoarders comes from GHQ.
14:38Quite right, Sergeant Major.
14:39They were signed by the General himself.
14:41Oh, yeah, but he wouldn't expect us to leave Occo behind, would he?
14:44Occo?
14:45Our mate.
14:46Oh, from Oodnadatta?
14:49I mean, to hell but the man will leave his mate in the jungle just because of some crummy orders.
14:53Oh, isn't that lovely?
14:54I mean, that is true friendship.
14:57I mean, you wouldn't find any of our officers staying...
14:58Shut up.
15:02How do you know he hasn't sort of passed over?
15:06Passed over?
15:07Yeah, called to a higher place.
15:09Come again.
15:11Beg your pardon, sir, snuffed it.
15:12Oh, you mean keeled over?
15:17No, no, not Occo.
15:18Besides, we've seen him.
15:20And sometimes on a still night, you can hear him calling.
15:24What does he say?
15:25Oh, it's pathetic, I tell you.
15:28Sometimes he cries beer, beer, ice-cold beer.
15:32Very moving, sir.
15:37Yeah, that's not all.
15:39What really gets us is when he cries.
15:41Sheila.
15:42Sheila.
15:43Sheila!
15:45Is that the name of his girl?
15:47That's the name of any girl.
15:48That's very moving as well.
15:52Shut up.
15:53No, sir.
15:54One time, my mother-in-law got lost in jungle.
15:57And my wife went looking for her, calling,
15:58Ma, ma.
16:00That is Hindu for mummy, sir.
16:03No, sir, but nearly break my heart.
16:06My mother-in-law has ears like tree bat.
16:08So she heard my wife, and was not lost any more.
16:13Shut up.
16:15But when you see him, why can't you run after him and catch him?
16:18Oh, no, no.
16:19After six weeks in the jungle, he's like a kangaroo.
16:22We even tried to lure him with a saucer of beer.
16:25But the tigers got there first.
16:28Tigers?
16:30Tigers?
16:32You've done it again, haven't you?
16:34You never said nothing about no tigers?
16:36Steady, bombardier.
16:38Oh, it's too much.
16:39It nearly is too much.
16:40We've got scorpions, pythons, coppers, snakes, leeches, mosquitoes,
16:45as big as flying soldiers, and now we do it, and we've got tigers.
16:48I want to go home.
16:49I want to go back to dear land.
16:56That went all over me.
16:59Hey, you.
17:00Oh, dear.
17:01How sad.
17:01Never mind.
17:04What are you going to do next?
17:05Well, I reckon we might get boozed up, and then get our heads down.
17:11Care to join us?
17:12No, thanks, Ophie.
17:13Oh, please yourself.
17:15Here, come on, fellas.
17:16I'll freak two pints, you prick.
17:18You see that, sir?
17:19They're taking over our basher.
17:21I say, that's a bit thick.
17:23Sergeant Major, there's a big Australian sitting in my bed.
17:26All right, Goldilocks, we know's.
17:34Couldn't we complain to someone, sir?
17:36If they don't take any notice of GHQ, I mean, who can we complain to?
17:40Colonel, sir, I will go with Chawala and Punkawala,
17:43and we will get three big chatties,
17:45and fill them full of big, red, stingy, biting ants.
17:49And we will pour the ants on the floor of the basher's heart.
17:52They will crawl into their pants,
17:54and make them run like ready damn hell.
17:56Yeah.
17:59Sorry, Sergeant Major.
18:00I will shut up and try not to be clever, Dickie.
18:05Excuse me, Sergeant Major.
18:08Why don't we help them to find their little friend,
18:12and then maybe they might go home.
18:14Now, we've got to do something, sir.
18:18I've got it.
18:19That's our breakfast.
18:21Shut up!
18:22Sir, you can have beautiful, hard, very cheap char
18:26while you do your big tink.
18:28That sounds rather a good idea.
18:29Yes, all right.
18:30Have char now, chaps, and we'll have breakfast later.
18:33I've made some bacon out of a ferret.
18:35A ferret?
18:36At least I think it was a ferret.
18:38He smoked it all night over the bark of a banyan tree.
18:41Come on, lads, there's some porridge here, if you fancy it.
18:43I've got a wheel, sir.
18:48You've probably been sleeping in a damn bed.
18:51I mean an idea about how to catch their mate.
18:54Uh-huh.
18:55Well, you know the concert party have got their costumes.
18:57Yep.
18:58Why don't we get one of the men to dress up as this girl, Sheila?
19:02What for?
19:03Well, that we could put him in the jungle
19:04and use him as sort of bait.
19:06That is correct, sir.
19:07That is what we British do.
19:09When he's your tiger.
19:11That's the sort of thing.
19:12It's the best idea I've heard for years.
19:16Yes, quite.
19:18Better ask for a volunteer, Sergeant Major.
19:20Beg your pardon, sir.
19:21I does not think that this is a suitable prospect for volunteering.
19:24I think we should have a sort of selection board, sir,
19:27to get the right man.
19:28That's it.
19:29We'll have an audition.
19:30Good.
19:30Right!
19:31Get properly, Fallon!
19:32Move your side!
19:33Move your side!
19:34Come on, come on, come on!
19:34I am waiting for you!
19:35Stand properly at ease!
19:37Tward, toe!
19:38Turn that ice!
19:39All right.
19:41Now, the officers will select a man to dress up as the girl, Sheila,
19:45to lure the hossie mate out of the jungle.
19:48Not you, Baron, not you!
19:53Now, when your name is called,
19:54you will come smartly to attention.
19:56Take one pace forward.
19:57Get a clock!
19:58Sir!
20:01What do you think?
20:03Personally, I find him rather unattractive, Sergeant.
20:08Next.
20:09Get a right man!
20:09Sir!
20:12Awfully common sort of face, isn't it?
20:17Ordinary, to say the least.
20:19Not only that, sir,
20:20there is the small matter of the perfume of the smoked ferret.
20:24Yes, quite out of the question.
20:26Next.
20:26Teller Parkins, sir.
20:28Ah.
20:29Totally unsuitable, sir.
20:31But why?
20:32He was absolutely wizard
20:33when he was dressed up as Zazu Pitts.
20:36Sign of the invoice, of course,
20:38but his shoulders is far too masculine.
20:40Next.
20:42Got a sack, Dan!
20:43Aw, shit!
20:45A sack, Dan!
20:47I'm here.
20:51Ridiculous.
20:52Where possible.
20:57Next.
20:58Hello, Graham!
20:59Sir?
21:00Well, there's two studious, don't you think?
21:04I don't know, sir.
21:05It might appeal to the man who goes for the blue-stocking type.
21:07I shouldn't think ochre is a blue-stocking, you know.
21:12Yes.
21:12Bobbie of Beaumont!
21:14Oh, Sergeant Major, sir,
21:17when Beaumont, sir, dresses up as woman,
21:19Chawala thinks she's so beautiful,
21:22he doesn't know whether he's round the bend or on the town.
21:25Whoa!
21:25You tell damn untrue lie!
21:28You know you're this way and that way,
21:30like what he talks through.
21:31Your mother was a dirty dhuvia woman!
21:33And that is false, like your father's teeth.
21:35I bet you...
21:35Chawala!
21:39Snitching.
21:40I must admit, sir,
21:41he makes an absolutely first-class ginger Rogers.
21:44Hmm.
21:46On the other hand,
21:47we can't get too close
21:48in case we frighten this chappy away.
21:50So he'll have to grapple single-handed
21:52with this Australian madman.
21:53I wouldn't be very good at that, sir.
21:58Perhaps we ought to consider
21:59what type of woman these Aussies go for.
22:02Do, well, generally speaking, sir,
22:04I'd say they was inclined to the big,
22:07busty, well-built, parmaid type.
22:11Busty.
22:12Uh-oh.
22:13Got a Macintosh?
22:14Uh-oh.
22:15Got a Macintosh?
22:20Time to shine, boy.
22:22I am a Macintosh.
22:22You are the darts.
22:25How long's he been gone, fellas?
22:27Four hours?
22:28It's hard in jungle.
22:29That is long enough for much nighty mischief.
22:31Oh, I hope he shows up soon.
22:33Me too.
22:34I don't think I like Australians sitting in my bed.
22:36You don't know where they've been.
22:39I'm worried sick about him.
22:42Absolutely worried sick.
22:43He went out so noble, so brave.
22:47His head held high.
22:49His chest thrust out.
22:50That's so his wig wouldn't drop off and his boobs fall through his skirt.
22:55You should have sent somebody with him.
22:59It was irresponsible.
23:00That's what it was.
23:01It was irresponsible.
23:02Shut up.
23:04He only has to blow his whistle.
23:06You've martyred him.
23:07Thrown him to the lions.
23:09Shut up.
23:11He can look after himself, does he?
23:12Or does he not do a strong man act in your show?
23:16Yes.
23:17Well, does he?
23:18Or does he not bend high-end bars with his bare hands?
23:21Yes.
23:21Then he can bend an Australian.
23:23Sergeant Major, I think this is McIntosh coming now, sir.
23:27Good boy.
23:27Very alert.
23:29Sir, sir.
23:30Right.
23:30Gunnar McIntosh is returning now, sir.
23:32He was spotted by Gunnar Parkins, sir.
23:34He's a very alert soldier, that one, sir.
23:36I think we should keep an eye on him, sir.
23:37I know I said this before, sir, but I do think he's worth it.
23:39I don't think you're a promotion.
23:40What the hell?
23:42Holy shit.
23:50Wow.
23:51What happened?
23:53Have you been ravished?
23:54Have I, heck?
23:56Did you see him?
23:57Aye, I saw him.
23:58Well, why did you not grapple with him?
24:00Well, I could hear him creeping up a henry, you know, in the undergrowth,
24:03till he was about 20 yards away.
24:05How awful.
24:07What did you do?
24:08Well, I turned and gave him an encouraging smile.
24:12And what happened then?
24:16You ran away back into the jungle.
24:19I wonder what we did wrong.
24:22Well, if you asked me, sir, a man would have to be in the jungle a damn sight longer than
24:24six months to fancy Gunnar McIntosh.
24:26You look like the bride of Frankenstein.
24:32You cheeky coolie.
24:34Go on, pull your punker.
24:36He never passed for a woman in a thousand years.
24:42It's an art.
24:43And it's a craft.
24:45Yes, I agree with the bombardier, sir.
24:47It is a heart.
24:48And it is a craft.
24:49And it helps if you is a poof.
24:51I resent that.
24:55Why don't you do it, Gloria?
24:57No.
24:58No, I would certainly not.
25:00I'm not going to throw myself into the arms of a sex-starved jolly swagman, and that is
25:04final.
25:05Yes, we could do it like the big game hunters do when they're after tigers.
25:08We could take up hides in trees and things.
25:11And Gloria, sir, could be goat.
25:13That's it.
25:14They drive a stake into the ground and tie the goat's leg to it.
25:18What do you think, sir?
25:18I'd be all for it, sir, if we can drive a stake into the ground and tie his foot to it.
25:25Little joke, sir.
25:26Get bombardier Beaumont and we'll have a way with him.
25:28Beaumont!
25:29Sir, don't talk about it, but we'll do it.
25:31Twist is ready, yawn.
25:34You are too beautiful, my dear, to be true.
25:38And I am too much to allow with the beauty.
25:43Gloria, you look marvellous.
25:47Well, I must say, I have gone to a lot of trouble, and I think it's paid off.
25:54Do not worry, sir, to me, sir.
25:55I've made char while I have cold bath.
26:00His figure looks absolutely ravishing.
26:02Don't you think so, sir?
26:04Moderately.
26:05Well, listen carefully.
26:06Gunner McIntosh will take us to the place where Ochre was last seen.
26:10That's right, isn't it, sir?
26:10Perfectly correct, sir.
26:12The new bombardier will walk up and down, singing as best you can, and flaunting yourself.
26:18You will also give a come-in-the-look every six paces.
26:21We will be hiding in the threes, in pairs, every twenty yards.
26:25Sergeant Major, what do I do if he comes up to me and...
26:29Well, you know.
26:33You give him a bear hug, we will drop from the trees.
26:37Like a stone.
26:38Shut up!
26:40Right, prepare to move.
26:42Right, you heard what the commanding officer said.
26:43Let's have you.
26:44By the way, sir, shall we ask them Australians to come with us?
26:46What are they doing now?
26:47Bashing their char boys, sir.
26:48What?
26:49You're snoring, sir.
26:50Oh, no, no, no.
26:51Let them have a good sleep.
26:52And when we come back, they can take up their ochre and go.
26:55Very good, sir.
26:55Right.
26:55Come on, let's have you, jolly jolly.
26:57Come on, you char boy, let me have you.
26:59Holy, sir.
27:00Good, good, good.
27:02Gee, it is great after being out late,
27:06walking my baby back home.
27:10Arm in arm over meadow and farm,
27:14walking my baby back home.
27:21My shoes are going to get ruined.
27:23Shut up!
27:25Gloria, sir.
27:26If Ozzy, sir, has been six weeks in jungle,
27:29he will not notice his small ladder in his stocking.
27:32Oh, well.
27:37Sir Major, there's runabout here.
27:40I was over there and he was here when he saw me.
27:43Then he ran away.
27:44There is footprint.
27:46He must have gone a hell of a lick.
27:47Do you blame him?
27:48Very good, boys.
27:50Very good.
27:50You wouldn't have the partners of any, wouldn't you, Dan, sir?
27:53Sir, if we were hunting the tiger, we would tie the goat there.
27:58And then we would hide in these trees.
28:01Good.
28:02Let's deploy our forces.
28:03Right into the trees, boys.
28:04I feel sort of naked and vulnerable.
28:14If you don't have any qualms, Bombardier,
28:16everywhere you go's friendly eyes will be watching you.
28:19Moonlight becomes me.
28:28It goes with my hair.
28:34I certainly know the right things to wear.
28:42It's damn quiet, sir.
28:44Mm.
28:44Bit too quiet.
28:46Not good.
28:46Make a noise like a gibbon.
28:48Yes, sir.
28:50How's it go?
28:54Oh, yes.
29:02It's a tiger!
29:05You're mad, you're mad, you're mad.
29:08It's irresponsible, that's what it is.
29:09It's irresponsible.
29:11Beasts, beasts.
29:13Oh, oh, oh.
29:16Don't take on, sir, dear.
29:18Yeah.
29:18He's a tiger's house, it's with me.
29:22Holy shit.
29:24Pretty dress.
29:26Oh, is this not beautiful?
29:28The Aussie man, Akka, is he love?
29:30You know, in your holy book, there is a piece which say, you must love your neighbor as if he were yourself.
29:38And there is an old Hindu proverb which say, if you kiss a thief, count your teeth.
29:44I am thinking that between these two is the great truth.
29:51Oh, yeah.
29:54You can't go.
29:56You can't go.
29:56The boys are in.
29:57The boys will haceteen.
30:00You can't go.
30:01You can't go.
30:02You can't go.
30:03You can't go.
30:03You can't go.
30:04You can't go.
30:04Hey, hey, hey.
30:06The songs, the singers and jokes over the news.
30:09With us above, the European little soldiers.
30:12You can't go.
30:13The boys are in.
30:15The boys will entertained.
30:16We're happy to make you feel gay, so give us a cheer with the hey, hey, hey, just gather around, and go down and down, so dance along, there's plenty of fun, so meet the gang boys, the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
30:35B-O-Y-S, boys to entertain you.
30:40Ladies and gentlemen, if you enjoyed this, you know, leave your thoughts, obviously, in the comments down below.
30:59After watching this episode, I'm going to have me some lunch, ladies and gentlemen, so use that as the code word.
31:05Thank you so much for hanging out. Let's chat about it.
31:08Ladies and gentlemen, number one, I hope that you enjoyed this episode.
31:11I had a lot of fun watching it because, you know, it felt like a nice mini mission.
31:17You know, we're used to these guys mostly in their HQ, you know, chilling in their spot, so it was nice for them to go on the little choo-choo train, go on a little sorts of a mission here.
31:28You know, it spiced it up for me.
31:31I think that little choo-choo train was looking like probably one of those model train kits, but, man, I don't know.
31:38I could be wrong, but either way, these guys got themselves in quite the pickle here, and funny-ass moments here.
31:47I was really enjoying a lot of the moments on this episode, but, man, I might need a drink.
31:53I don't drink like that, ladies and gentlemen, but I need to watch away some of the scenes that I've seen.
31:58Man, boy, McIntosh ended up looking like we're going to steal what the Punk Wallace said here.
32:06Bride of Frankenstein.
32:07Golly, that is one.
32:09That is one funny-ass dude.
32:15That's the best way I can phrase that shit.
32:17Jeez, man, we're so used to Gloria doing a lot of these, you know, dress-up stuff, and, again, was doing it anyway to lure, kind of like a siren lures with the song here.
32:32But to see someone else kind of do it that, yeah, it makes it way more fun because, you know, he's more of a simple dude.
32:40You know, he comes off as a strong-ass dude, so to see him like that shit, that shit is way, way, way, way funnier here.
32:48So we had the Aussies on this episode here, and, you know, they're looking for their boy.
32:53They haven't abandoned him, leave no man behind, and eventually we get to see where this guy Ocker is.
33:01I hope we got his name right, and Gloria ended up finding his ass.
33:06So, to him, it felt like it's his lucky day, man.
33:12He's hiding, he's scared shitless with the tiger, rightfully so.
33:17And he's got himself what he sees as a lady in that moment there.
33:20He's like, hey, nice dress and shit.
33:24So, that shit was crazy.
33:26I also liked the Charwalla and Ranji beefing a little bit on this episode, getting a little bit spicy, a little bit.
33:33You know, a little fight, a little clap back on both of them there.
33:37So, I was loving that.
33:38Felt like, I don't know, felt like it was going to be like a rap battle.
33:41That's my sleeping brain work in here.
33:45But another great episode.
33:47You got our boy, Sergeant Major Shutup, who's always looking to volunteer.
33:52Anyone but his son, you know, here.
33:55But he'd be saving him and shit, because they were going to pick him.
33:59You know, Ashwood was, Ashwood had some great lines on this episode.
34:03You feel like a couple of other guys got a chance to shine.
34:07McIntosh, Ashwood.
34:09We even had the Aussie guy, too, with the back and forth between him and Ashwood.
34:12Ashwood giving a little bit more input.
34:15Sometimes maybe not that great of input, but definitely more better input than what the
34:21colonel does.
34:21Because, man, Kurt, you want to say anything, Kurt?
34:25No, no.
34:25You got this shit covered.
34:26This guy never really do nothing, man.
34:28So, he always cracks me up.
34:30You know, he doesn't have to do much.
34:32You know, he kicks back to relax.
34:34Gets his little pad.
34:35Gets his little spot.
34:37Yeah.
34:37And Sergeant Major Shutup really just runs the show, ladies and gentlemen, man.
34:41With him yelling and stuff.
34:42He was looking, all right, we're going to get somebody to volunteer.
34:46You already know who he kind of wants.
34:47He was looking for my boy, either Lafayette or Gloria.
34:51Gloria doing, always making a crazy, over-the-top scene, dramatic.
34:59Those, you know, those concert party stuff going on.
35:02All those performances lead to these kind of Oscar, you know, worthy performances by Gloria.
35:10Slaying that role.
35:11So, always funny, dramatic, crazy, you know, never gets old.
35:17So, I enjoy the episode because, again, different, you know, going on a little mission.
35:22You know, these guys traveling with the crew.
35:25And then, you know, trying to save the day.
35:28Get this guy back so these guys can get the hell out of here.
35:31So that, you know, Lofty can get his damn bed.
35:33You all felt like Lofty wanted to fight that guy.
35:35Oh, man, Lofty gets the short end of the stick sometimes.
35:40And I'm glad he wasn't chosen to be, you know, the guinea pig.
35:44So, I enjoyed the episode.
35:46I hope that you guys enjoyed it.
35:48You know, solid start to Series 5.
35:51Looking forward to some more adventures, ladies and gentlemen.
35:54So, I got to, you know, stay tuned to go see some more episodes.
35:56So, thanks so much for hanging out.
35:57Don't forget to subscribe.
35:59If you enjoy the content, as always, just thanks for kicking it.
36:02Enjoy your weekend.
36:03As always, more content headed your way.
36:04Stay tuned for that.
36:05Peace.