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00:00what's up wolf egg fam it's your boy kid back at it again hope you're doing well continuing my
00:14journey of it ain't half hot mom with sergeant major shut up and the rest of the gang what
00:20adventures are going to be happening on this week's episode i gotta stay tuned to find out
00:23but ladies and gentlemen whether you're new or recurrence that's just not included damn it you
00:27gotta bring your own fancy a cuppa make a sandwich whatever you need to come kick it with me and
00:32hopefully have a laugh alongside me thoroughly enjoying this series continuing to roll with it
00:37and you know just having a ball man so let's get it snacks not included let's freaking go let's get it
00:45meet the gang cause the boys are here the boys to entertain you
00:51with music and laughter to help you on your way to raising the rafters with a hey hey hey
00:58with songs and sketches and jokes on and you with us about you and bill blue so meet the gang cause
01:05the boys are here the boys to entertain you
01:09B O B O Y S boys to entertain you
01:15hey wake up you idle fellow it is money
01:24wake up you idle fellow it is morning
01:40What are you dreaming of, huh?
01:47Why Christmas?
01:51Don't be such clever dicky.
01:55Thank you our business.
01:58Salaam, Rangli.
02:00Salaam, Amin.
02:02You better hurry up and wake up the Sergeant Major Saab.
02:05Oh, my God! I was forgetting, with this terrible drought,
02:08water is only on for six minutes.
02:10Standby to have one steaming hot cup of tea
02:13ready for Sergeant Major Saab.
02:15Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up.
02:35Oh, how beautiful and peaceful looks, Sergeant Major Saab.
02:39One cup of heavenly enchanted tea coming up.
02:46Sergeant Major Saab.
02:48In a minute, my lovely.
02:53Then I'll have to go home.
02:56Wake up, Sergeant Major Saab.
02:58Shut up!
03:01What time is it?
03:05It is quarter to six, Sergeant Major Saab.
03:07Dan is breaking.
03:09Is Sergeant Major Saab awake yet?
03:11Shut up!
03:13He is awake.
03:14Where's my tea?
03:15Yes, Sergeant Major Saab.
03:17And don't forget, Sergeant Major Saab,
03:19that you only have six minutes to perform your absolutions.
03:24After that, water will be turned off jolly quickly.
03:28I'm not worried.
03:29There's one shower for officers,
03:31one shower for the other ranks,
03:33and one shower for warrant officers classes one and two.
03:35And as I am the only warrant officer,
03:37class one, two, or otherwise in this camp at the moment,
03:39I get a shower to myself.
03:41There's no doubt about it.
03:43A battery Sergeant Major is the best job in the British Army.
03:46I joined the army yesterday,
03:50so the army of today is all right.
04:04How can we get enough power on it to watch it in six minutes?
04:08It's not my fault there's a drought, Gloria.
04:10Now listen, fellas,
04:11when the water comes through, fill those chappies,
04:13and run over to the basins with them, right?
04:15Typical army.
04:16Honestly, you'd think they'd have enough sense
04:18to extend the pipe so the tap was over the basins, wouldn't you?
04:21They've already tried that, Saab.
04:23But water not strong enough to make journey, Saab.
04:26Indian water very weak, Saab.
04:29Why the hell didn't they have the basins over here where the tap is?
04:36Wonderful idea, Saab.
04:37Oh, what a great blessing is university education.
04:40Making our showers out of bounds.
04:44I can't use them in any case.
04:46Why not?
04:47The door's too high.
04:49Morning, Chefs.
04:54Morning, sir.
04:56Enjoyed the show very much last night, Somers?
04:59Thank you very much, sir.
05:00I must say, I like that new dress you were wearing, Beaumont.
05:04I thought the split skirt was very sort of...
05:06very sort of...
05:08Thank you, sir.
05:09Don't be too familiar with the other acts, Ashford.
05:13Oh, but he's an artist, sir.
05:15He's not like a normal soda.
05:17What?
05:18Well, look here, Ashford.
05:19We've only got six minutes.
05:20So I'll go for four.
05:21And you can have two.
05:22Oh, thank you very much.
05:23We don't want to waste a second.
05:24So you hold the watch.
05:26Oh!
05:27Good morning, Gosh .
05:28Actually, marty's Pål.
05:29Wonderful.
05:30Mustafa is the best заявilor, flabber, lather.
05:31I have to wait for four miles.
05:32Yes, sir.
05:33Oh, thank you very much.
05:36But, Charlotte, we don't want to waste a second, so you hold the watch.
05:39Oh!
05:41Nice watch!
05:43Morning, gentlemen!
05:44Morning, 자주.
05:45Morning, professional.
05:46Morning, sergeant major.
05:50Morning, sergeant major.
05:51What's the matter with you?
05:52Looks like I'm dead.
05:53you want to be like me in the mornings bright hand alert but then I am a man
05:59I'm not a Nancy boy who paints his face and pulses about on the stage get ready
06:06Sergeant Major Saab water coming in two minutes right
06:15you've still got your hat on sir
06:23you look like an umpire at Lord's Ashford you only have six minutes six minutes of water I don't need
06:39all that sir how would you fancy a minute of my water okay Sergeant Major I have two minutes of
06:45the colonel's what's he say brother he's saying Barney now only going to be on three minute damn
07:00there's only one thing for it Ashford I'll have two minutes and you can have one but that's not
07:05very long sir could I possibly come in with you all right just this once
07:10you better get a move on lovely boy
07:30yeah here it is oh don't just stand there get the chatties quick oh no don't quick use your
07:48mags come on boys quick forward shine you've got to fill those bases right right right come on come on
08:00come on fellas
08:04you got pasta to the back thank you very much
08:06you're coming out
08:07I've been blocked Sergeant Major South I'm screw squatty thing shut up
08:14there's a scorpion in the pipe
08:17can I come in with you sir
08:22I'll ask the colonel excuse me sir
08:27don't turn down
08:28he wants to come in with us
08:33there's no room
08:35sorry Sergeant Major there's no room
08:37I have killed scorpion and it is now quite safe for you to partake of shall
08:45right
08:50he's gone off
08:55sorry you didn't have time to have your shower Sergeant Major I hope you didn't mind us laughing we we just couldn't help it sir Major we just couldn't help it sir Major we just couldn't help it sir Major
09:08we just couldn't help it sir Major
09:18we just couldn't help it sir Major
09:20we just couldn't help it sir Major Major I don't mind you laughing
09:25it's good for you
09:27you know what they say to you
09:30he who laughs last last longest
09:32gonna suck them
09:34yes Sergeant Major
09:37give me your hat lovely boy
09:38could I get sunstroke
09:40oh dear how sad never mind your hat
09:44hold this hat under the waste pipe and when it's full of Pawnee pour it over me
09:51plenty of Pawnee my room plenty of Pawnee
09:53come on I'm gonna mess I'm with us up plenty Pawnee
09:57come on here
09:58pull the plug out of that sink
10:00that's my water
10:02pull the plug out
10:06hold up
10:08all right lovely boys
10:12stand by to pull the plug out of the second basin
10:14out of the second basin
10:15fairer
10:16dollop
10:18asasam asasam
10:19ooh
10:21lovely heart tea
10:33a special announcement
10:35during water shortage
10:37my tea can be used either to drink
10:41or to shave in
10:43very good for complexion
10:49holy smoke
10:50oh no
10:52rangi
10:53rangi
10:54come most quickly
10:55rangi
10:56what you do what you do
10:57rangi
10:58what the hell you are shouting for
11:00you rangi fool
11:02have you been bitten by a snake or something
11:05much worse than that
11:07huh
11:08look
11:09oh
11:11bah
11:13pretty piggies go home
11:15home
11:17I can hardly believe my own eye
11:19who could have done such terrible thing
11:21some damn native must have clipped in during night
11:25oh
11:27oh
11:29this must be covered up
11:31hey
11:33i must cover this up
11:35oh
11:37oh
11:39oh
11:41oh
11:43oh
11:45there it is
11:47there
11:48there it is
11:51there it is
11:52mareter
11:54he'll keep
11:55there he'sre vibrations disregard hold on
11:56over at the moment
11:57Oh, can't we change the stones round again?
11:59Don't. It'll take hours.
12:01Shut up!
12:02Shut up!
12:03Shut up, three o'clock, see the stones.
12:05Shut up.
12:06Shut up!
12:07Then T. Hearns is stinking dirty and macky,
12:10and if I has occasion to...
12:11What's going on here, then?
12:16I thought we'd have a parade, Sergeant Major.
12:19Shut up.
12:20Why?
12:21Well, we... we... we rather wanted to parade, Sergeant Major.
12:24All right, Mr. Lardy-Dar, gunner Graham,
12:26if he wants a parade, he gets a parade.
12:27Mm-hmm-hmm-hmm-hmm.
12:31Right, lovely boys.
12:33Squared, shout!
12:35Four paces forward.
12:36Out!
12:36F-I-F, out!
12:39A-malt, shout!
12:41That's it!
12:43Right.
12:44Now the sun is no longer in my eyes, I can see you proper.
12:48And a bunch of poofs you is.
12:52To think that a shower like you represents the British Army in India.
12:58This Royal Artillery Depot has been here for over 100 years.
13:02And generations of brave gunners have marched on this square
13:05and proudly kept the Union Jack flying.
13:06They must be looking down from heaven at this moment and crying their eyes out!
13:15See what it says there?
13:20Royal Artillery Depot written in gleaming white stone.
13:23Now you're this.
13:28That is something to be proud of.
13:31Something that will never change.
13:34Never change!
13:35As long as the sun beats down on the boom tea.
13:38Oh, my dear.
13:44Sir?
13:45Who did this?
13:46No idea, sir.
13:47Nothing to do with that.
13:48Vera?
13:49I mean, sir.
13:50Who did this?
13:51Nothing to do with this.
13:52Shut up.
13:55Shut up.
13:56Shut up.
13:57Shut up!
13:57Shut up!
13:58Shut up!
13:59I'll get it!
14:00You!
14:01I'll get it!
14:01What do you do?
14:02I will get it!
14:03Please, please, please!
14:05What on earth is the matter with the Sergeant Major?
14:10I will get them!
14:11I will get them!
14:13It's like a touch of the sun, sir.
14:14I'd better get him inside.
14:15Calm down, Sergeant Major.
14:16Calm down.
14:17Come inside in the shade.
14:18No, you don't understand, sir.
14:19They wrote.
14:20They wrote!
14:20Yes, I'm sure they did.
14:21Come inside.
14:22Right, you boys.
14:23Get them stones back there proper order.
14:25Go on, I'll move yourself.
14:26Come on, my dear chad.
14:27You'll soon feel better.
14:28Oh, my dear, sir.
14:30I, who have seen water buffalo in a rage,
14:33I've never seen anything so terrible as this.
14:36He's gone.
14:37He has definitely gone.
14:39Feeling better now, Sergeant Major?
14:40Yes, thank you, sir.
14:42I'm sorry about that.
14:43It was just a sight of British pig's gold.
14:46Yes, yes, most aggravating.
14:48We must find the culprit, sir.
14:51We must find him.
14:52Yes, yes, I realise that,
14:53but things at the moment are a bit delicate.
14:56I do not quite understand, sir.
14:57Well, there's a new district officer arriving this morning.
15:01All or more reason we should find out who did it, sir.
15:03Yes, but the fact is,
15:04the district officer is an Indian.
15:06A Indian.
15:12Yes.
15:13As you know,
15:14we're giving India a home rule after the war,
15:16but in the meantime,
15:17we need their help to fight the Japs,
15:19so we don't want to do anything that would upset them.
15:21In fact,
15:21things are a little bit this way and that way, eh, Ashwin?
15:24Oh, yes, sir.
15:24Very much this way and that way.
15:26Anyway,
15:27we're going over to the mess now
15:28to meet this new chappy,
15:29so we'll just keep things a bit calmy.
15:31Don't want to upset the natives.
15:32Yes.
15:33Carry on, sir.
15:34I'll admit it.
15:38Squad, sir!
15:40Getting everything back in order, bump down, sir.
15:42Good, sir. Carry on.
15:44Carry on, chaps.
15:46It's a bit of a cheat, you know, Sully.
15:49I mean,
15:49them Indians using our stones to write rude things.
15:52I mean,
15:53we all want to go home,
15:54but we're not pigs.
15:58Now, come on, you lot.
16:00Get on with them stones.
16:01Move yourselves, move yourselves.
16:02What's the Colonel going to do about this, Sergeant Major?
16:04The Colonel Bombardier
16:05is not going to do nothing.
16:07He says we've got to keep calm
16:08and not upset the natives.
16:10I think he's very wise, Sergeant Major.
16:12I think he's very wise, Sergeant Major.
16:15Well, let me tell you,
16:16Mr. Lardy-Dar,
16:16Gunner-Gray and Wee-British
16:17is the master's year.
16:19And as long as that Union Jack
16:20continues to fly from that...
16:24What is that?
16:32It looks like the Indian National flag, Sergeant Major.
16:35The Indian National, shut up.
16:38They've got it again.
16:40They've got it again.
16:40Get it down!
16:41Get it down!
16:41Get it down!
16:43Hold on!
16:44Hold on!
16:45Hold on!
16:45Hold on!
16:46Tie to the top, Sergeant Major!
16:47Well, take the pin!
16:48Take the pin out, then!
16:49Get the pole down!
16:49Get the pole down!
16:50Sergeant Major,
16:51they've bent the pin.
16:53They think they're clever, don't they?
16:54Well, I am clever than he is.
16:56Can I second...
16:57Yes, Sergeant Major.
16:58...thatch the fire hacks.
17:01I am going to prove
17:02that I am more clever than what they are.
17:04More cunning
17:05and more subtle.
17:06What are you going to do?
17:08Chop the bloody pole down!
17:10Once again,
17:13British ingenuity and cunning,
17:14I've got the better of these damn natives.
17:22Thank you, Timber!
17:25How are you going to get it down now?
17:26Shut up!
17:27Just help me out when I'm out.
17:28No, he's not safe!
17:30Come on, party.
17:31Sure is my boy, sure is my...
17:32Right up, boys!
17:34He's not safe!
17:35You're...
17:36So determined.
17:38Oh, Tom,
17:38what a man
17:39and what a huge tenacity he has.
17:43Oh, Pantic Nehru!
17:45Up your place!
17:50Oh, shit!
17:52I don't know that.
17:55You think he's dead, Sully?
17:58No,
17:59we couldn't be that lucky.
18:02Well, don't just stand there.
18:03Come on!
18:06You're so sorry, man.
18:08Shut up.
18:11Bearer?
18:12I'm here, sir.
18:13Get all the Indian camp staff on parade.
18:16Ek-doom.
18:17Char-wallers, punk-a-wallers.
18:18Everybody, manum.
18:19I'm right, sir.
18:19Go on, Jody, Jody.
18:20Shut up, right, Charlie.
18:21What are you going to do?
18:22You will see, bombardier.
18:24Well, don't forget what the colonel said.
18:25We mustn't upset the natives.
18:26Stuff the natives.
18:30Right, you lot.
18:31Get your rifles and bayonets.
18:33I am going to root out all subservient elements in this camp once and for all.
18:38Move yourself!
18:38Move yourself!
18:39I really must congratulate you, sir, on being appointed district buff, sir.
18:47It is about time we Indians were running our own affairs.
18:50I'm sure you'll do it awfully well, sir.
18:52We certainly couldn't make a worse mess of it than you.
18:56I see that's not fair, sir.
18:58Name me one good thing the British have done in their 200 years in India.
19:02Well, we did abolish sooty.
19:04Sooty?
19:05What's that?
19:06Look, many years ago, it was a custom when an Indian lady became a widow for her to throw
19:11herself on the funeral pyre and die with her husband.
19:14I wish my mother-in-law had done that when she became a widow.
19:18That's all you British can do.
19:20Make silly jokes.
19:21Oh, you wouldn't think it so silly if you knew my mother-in-law.
19:24And don't forget, we did build the railways in 1845.
19:27If we Indians had been in charge, they would have been built in 1825.
19:33But they weren't invented then.
19:34That's beside the point.
19:36You must admit, sir, we did teach you to drink tea.
19:39We Indians had been drinking tea for hundreds of years before you, British, came here.
19:44Maybe, but not with sugar and milk.
19:46And certainly not with bread and butter and jam.
19:49There are millions of Indians that have never even tasted butter and jam.
19:55Well, sir, one thing I can assure you, we do treat the Indian camp staff extremely well.
19:59Eh, Ashwood?
20:00Oh, yes.
20:01We're just like one big happy family.
20:02Fish, my nuts!
20:08Squawk!
20:09Ciao!
20:11Ready!
20:15Right, you rot.
20:16I will ask you just once more, whoever it was that pulled down the Union Jack
20:22and stuck the seed in the rag up instead.
20:25Take one pace forward!
20:29I thought so.
20:32Well, I will show you who is the master's year.
20:36Better!
20:36Burn this flag.
20:41Oh, Sergeant Major Sarr, please do not ask me to do such a thing.
20:45Burn this flag!
20:48Sergeant Major Sarr, I have no matches.
20:53Whose side are you on?
20:55Depends on who I'm talking to at the time.
20:57Right, I'll show you what I think of your tin pot rag, right?
21:12Oh, shit.
21:15What is going on here?
21:18Why are those soldiers threatening these poor Indians?
21:21You!
21:22You!
21:23What are you doing?
21:24That is our glorious national flag!
21:27How dare you!
21:29Who is this barbarian?
21:31Oh, you haven't been introduced, have you?
21:33This is Patrick Sergeant Major.
21:37Colonel, I demand an explanation.
21:40Yes.
21:40What on earth's going on, Sergeant Major?
21:43Sir, one of them lot tore down a Union Jack
21:46and put that filthy rag up instead.
21:49I see.
21:49Well, this is very serious, sir.
21:51You see, that is...
21:53That was our flag.
21:55Yes, and we can't have a foreign flag on our pole.
21:58Foreign?
21:59What are you talking about, foreign?
22:01Your flag is a foreign flag.
22:03Our flag is our flag.
22:05Colonel, you are the foreigners here.
22:09I demand you arrest that man,
22:11put him in chains and incarcerate him.
22:14Blast.
22:15No, no, no, no.
22:18I'm afraid I can't do that.
22:20Very well, then.
22:21We will do it the British way.
22:24That man will apologize to us all.
22:28I want everyone here on parade
22:30tomorrow morning at 1100 o'clock.
22:33And I want a pole up with you.
22:36That's all.
22:39Couldn't we just buy him a new flag, sir?
22:41I'll do it.
22:41That's it.
22:44Three cheers for the...
22:45What's happening, Randy?
22:49Oh, Bahmedia, sir.
22:50Colonel, sir, I told Sergeant Mr. Sir
22:52that he has to apologize to that damn native.
22:56Where's the Sergeant Major now?
22:58He's sitting in his basher sub.
23:00He's smoldering like a heap of cow dung.
23:05I can't wait for the Sergeant Major to apologize.
23:08The chickens are coming home to roose all right.
23:10I don't think he will apologize.
23:12He might be a bastard, but he's a tough bastard.
23:15He'll have to apologize, otherwise he'll get court-martialed.
23:19Well, it's good ridden for the bad rubbish.
23:21Listen, as long as he's here and thinks Parker's his son,
23:24we won't get posted at the jungle.
23:26If he goes, we might get someone worse.
23:27But Bahmedia, sir, British Army is stuffed full of fierce Sergeant Major
23:32who do not take kindly to British soldiers on stage
23:35dressed up as doughnuts.
23:39Tarts.
23:42So, you see, fellas, you see, I think we ought to help him.
23:46Well, I know he isn't my dad, but he thinks he is.
23:49Anyway, he keeps telling me I've got nice shoulders
23:51and how good-looking I am.
23:53Oh, good.
23:54My dad thinks I'm good-looking.
23:57Drinks a lot, does he?
24:02Right, that's it, fellas.
24:03It's settled.
24:03We help him.
24:04Haderuski, you're the one with the university education.
24:06Get working on it.
24:07Yes.
24:07Sergeant Major Sarp, I cannot believe that a man so upstanding
24:17and right-up as you are,
24:20a man so famous and feared throughout the whole camp,
24:24a man known throughout the whole district for his wonderful bull
24:28should have to apologise to some damn native.
24:32I'm not going to do it.
24:34Sergeant Major Sarp, if you refuse,
24:37they will marshal your carts
24:38and you will be rendered down to ranks.
24:43Sergeant Major Sarp, with your permission,
24:44I would like to tell you one story.
24:46Many years ago, my father was bearer
24:51to young British officer Sarp
24:53who came out to India to forget
24:54because he had formed attachment
24:57with a very high-caste lady in Blighty.
25:01Now, I do not know the whole story,
25:03but he was a member of a very high-caste club
25:07called Boodles,
25:08and he had made her member
25:10of a very low-caste club called Puddings.
25:19What have I got to do with me?
25:21I don't know, Sergeant Major Sarp,
25:23but he used to walk up and down,
25:25up and down, all the time, just like you.
25:27Shut up.
25:33Hey, you!
25:36Imperialist lackey!
25:39Sarp?
25:40Kindly inform the Colonel
25:41that it is 11.00 o'clock
25:44and we are all waiting
25:46for the Sergeant Major to apologise.
25:49That's all.
25:52Well, better go on with it, I suppose.
25:56Ready, Sergeant Major?
25:58The words will stick in my throat, sir.
26:00I feel it's more like telling him to get stuffed.
26:04Perhaps it would help
26:05if you kept your fingers crossed behind your back.
26:08Come in.
26:08Excuse me, Colonel Sarp,
26:11but District Officer Sarp
26:12asked me to tell you, Sarp,
26:13that he is waiting.
26:14We're just coming.
26:16Oh, Colonel Sarp,
26:17what a terrible day this is for us.
26:19We British will never be able
26:20to hold up here today.
26:21Oh, come along, Sergeant Major.
26:32Sir, I cannot do it.
26:35Well, you must.
26:36Don't worry, we're right behind you.
26:38Well, get up a minute, Sergeant Major.
26:57Die.
26:59Die.
27:00Excuse me, Colonel.
27:04What the hell are you doing, bombardier?
27:06I think we can get the Sergeant Major out of this, sir.
27:08Have I your permission to go ahead?
27:10Well, um, I don't know.
27:12What do you think, Asheron?
27:14Oh, yes, sir.
27:14Anything, anything.
27:15I can't stand this embarrassment.
27:19Carry on, bombardier.
27:20Thank you, sir.
27:20Honoured, sir.
27:25We feel we are all responsible
27:26for what has happened.
27:28Now, a man of your position
27:29and importance
27:30doesn't want an ordinary apology,
27:32so we would like to give you this.
27:34And believe me, sir,
27:35it comes straight from the heart.
27:37Take it away, Professor.
27:44We make mistakes
27:46when we walk in
27:49All over nothing at home
27:54We make mistakes
27:58and the heartaches
28:00And the teardrops
28:03Fall like raindrops
28:07We make mistakes
28:10And it's all
28:12When we make someone blue
28:18But we made the greatest
28:22Mistake of all
28:26When we tore your flag
28:29In two
28:30Yes, folks,
28:39there's no doubt about it.
28:41We all make mistakes.
28:42When you look at life
28:44It's a funny old world
28:46But like the good book says
28:48Every cloud has a silver lining
28:51And the man who's never made a mistake
28:55Never made anything at all
28:57So just remember, folks
29:00We make mistakes
29:02We make mistakes
29:03We've got them, Gloria
29:04Start bottlin'
29:04And it's all
29:06Anna for the flag fund
29:07Anna for the flag fund
29:09Anna for the flag fund
29:10Anna for the flag fund
29:11But we made the greatest mistake
29:18Of all
29:20When we tore your flag
29:24In two
29:26Once again, we British have compounded the situation
29:36You know, there is a very old Hindu proverb
29:41Which says
29:42If you have to eat humble pie
29:44Make sure you have plenty of jam on it
29:47Let's go
29:52Beautiful
29:59Then we brought them up
30:00And it's all
30:01In two
30:03If you have to eat humble pie
30:07Then we let them out
30:09And you know, there is a very old Hindu proverb
30:11That's the whole country
30:13We're going to land to get you
30:15And it's all
30:17To make it for days
30:18But we're going to give it to children
30:20And it's all
30:21Hey, hey, hey
30:22To gather around
30:23And go down and come
30:24With us
30:25And us
30:26There's plenty of fun, so meet the gang
30:28Cause the boys are here, the boys to entertain you
30:32B-O-Y-S, boys to entertain you
30:39The boys got it done
30:54They helped out my boy, Sergeant Major
30:57Shut up, Sully, with his quick thinking
31:00If you made it to this point right now
31:02Use the code word JAM in the comments down below, man
31:06Totally enjoyed this one
31:07Hold on a second, thank you so much for hanging out
31:09Appreciate you all
31:11Ladies and gentlemen, another enjoyable episode
31:15From start to finish
31:17My boy, Sergeant Major, shut up, got himself
31:19In quite the predicament
31:21With the new district officer
31:24You know, who happens to be Indian
31:26And he got caught doing something
31:30You know, that's not going to go down well
31:33You know, he's ripping and he's biting
31:35And he's chewing and shit
31:37Like, oh my god
31:39This is, you know, this is a bad act
31:41That he's doing there
31:42And he's going to have to do something
31:45That is not easy for, you know
31:49A strong, brave, you know
31:52British, proud man
31:54You know, he's got to apologize
31:56So, I had no way in my hell
31:58I was thinking that this guy
31:59Is going to try to do it
32:01So, quick thinking of Sully
32:03Coming through
32:05With the help of Lofty's beautiful voice
32:08And the rest of the gang
32:09And, you know, we ended up
32:11Having quite the episode
32:13So, two parts that I really, really enjoyed
32:16Was when Sergeant Major shut up
32:20When he got, you know
32:21He's going to axe that shit
32:23You know, he's going to, you know
32:24Bring it down
32:25Bring down the flag
32:26And he climbs up there
32:28And, man, he just
32:29And he, you know
32:32He starts going back and shit
32:33I thought that was such a great scene
32:35And, you know what
32:37The other scene
32:38And Ashford and the Colonel
32:41You know, we always appreciate
32:43Every character that pops up on the show
32:46But I think that they had a crazy moment
32:48That is going to be memorable
32:50Because it's funny as hell
32:52I think they have such a great
32:53I guess you could say
32:54Unique kind of relationship
32:56Between them
32:59Because that shower scene
33:02This shit was some crazy shit
33:04Going on on this episode
33:05Can you turn the other way, please, man
33:08This guy, man
33:08That was such a fucking crazy
33:12You know
33:14To me, it's like random as shit
33:16But at the same time
33:17These guys got to take a shower
33:18You know what I mean
33:19It just was
33:19It created such a crazy moment
33:22On something so simple
33:24You know, you got to take a shower
33:25You got to brush your teeth
33:27You know, et cetera
33:27You got to do all your stuff, man
33:29And
33:29That was such a great, crazy scene, man
33:33Then he turns around again
33:34Can you turn the other way
33:34When you're talking to me
33:35So I really did enjoy
33:39The Colonel's moment there
33:40You know, Sergeant Major
33:42Shut up
33:42Mocking my boy, Graham
33:44Fucking love it
33:45Oh my God
33:46You know, the university
33:47You know
33:48Education
33:49Shining through here
33:51And I just love when he's
33:53Mocking him, man
33:54I freaking love it, man
33:55Keep doing that
33:56Please, Sergeant Major
33:57Shut up, man
33:58And there's one way to know
34:00Is Sergeant Major
34:02Shut up
34:02When the
34:03The guy that brings the tea, man
34:05When he comes up
34:06Is he up yet?
34:07He's like
34:08Shut up
34:08Yep, that's one way to know
34:12If he's up or not
34:12He's got to have his tea, man
34:14But, you know
34:15These guys got themselves
34:16In a pickle
34:17More so
34:18Sergeant Major
34:18Shut up
34:19Obviously, there is
34:21You know, not everyone
34:23Is going to be on board
34:24With what's going down here
34:26So
34:27They got a little bit of
34:28You know
34:29Revolting
34:29A little bit of resistance here
34:31Where
34:32We got the British pigs
34:34Go home
34:34And
34:34Go home
34:35And when Sergeant Major
34:37Shut up
34:37He's like
34:38You know
34:38Artillery
34:39You know
34:39And he's saying
34:40And in a phase that he makes
34:42When he sees that, man
34:44Holy shit, man
34:46The boys did good
34:48They tried to
34:49I guess
34:50You know
34:51Minimize the
34:53I guess
34:54The reaction
34:55That Sergeant Major
34:56Shut up
34:57Was going to do
34:57But, man
34:58That shit was gold, man
35:00He just knew
35:00He was going to be riled up
35:02The simplest things, man
35:04Get him riled up
35:05That
35:05This was going to get
35:06To another level
35:08So he didn't disappoint
35:09You know
35:10He got upset
35:11His facial expressions
35:13Man
35:14He goes zero to a hundred
35:15Real quick
35:16But
35:16I also really want to say
35:18That Ranji always be
35:18Having me dying, man
35:20Because
35:20He's like
35:21The damn native
35:22Damn native
35:23So Ranji
35:25He's always phenomenal, man
35:28He
35:28He
35:28He's
35:29Awesome, man
35:30He's proud to be British, man
35:32And
35:32I just love his character, man
35:34It's a phenomenal
35:35Character
35:35He's
35:36Michael Bates
35:37Slaying it
35:38Always has me
35:40Dying here
35:41And
35:41You know
35:42You almost had a
35:43Moment where
35:43They were not going to
35:45Like it up, man
35:46These guys were getting
35:47Fixing the bayonets here
35:49You know
35:50Gloria
35:50Phenomenal
35:51He always
35:52Has those little
35:53Kind of jab
35:54Swords
35:54You know
35:55Sergeant Major
35:55Shut up
35:56Like when he fell
35:57Like he was
35:57Oh, he dead
35:58You know
35:58When Luffy's like
35:59Dead or whatever
36:00Is he dead?
36:01And this guy
36:02He's silently
36:03Kind of
36:04Gloria is silently
36:05And kind of wanted
36:05And hope that's true
36:06And shit
36:07So
36:07I love that
36:09He just basically
36:11Will just say
36:12Anything that pops up
36:13In his head
36:13Whether
36:14You know
36:14It's against
36:15Sergeant Major
36:15Shut up
36:16So Gloria
36:17Phenomenal job
36:18Every character
36:19Phenomenal job
36:20The water scene
36:21Was crazy
36:22These guys
36:22Laughing at my boy
36:23Man
36:24Cause
36:24He came in there
36:26I don't know
36:27What kind of
36:28Strut that was
36:29But it was
36:29Like some
36:30Boss man vibe
36:31He was coming on
36:33And he's ready
36:33To go do his
36:34Business man
36:35And he had
36:36Six minutes
36:37But
36:37Not today
36:39But he finds a way
36:40I thought this was
36:41Another great episode
36:42I hope that you guys
36:43Enjoyed it
36:44Leave your favorite
36:44Part in the comments
36:45Down below
36:46Use the code
36:47Word
36:48Let's me know
36:48You made it to that
36:49Point and
36:50You know
36:50Thank you so much
36:50For hanging out
36:51Appreciate you all
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36:56Who do those things
36:57I'll see you on the next one
36:58Peace and love
36:58Peace