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00:00what's up wolf bag fam it's your boy kid back at it again we got watching it ain't af hot mom
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00:45meet the gang cause the boys are here the boys to entertain you
00:53with music and laughter to help you on your way to raising the rafters with a hey hey hey
00:59with songs and sketches and jokes old and you with us about you and bill blue so meet the gang cause
01:07the boys are here the boys to entertain you b-o-b-o-y-s boys to entertain you
01:17greet the boys to entertain you b-o-b-o-b-o-b-o-b-o-b-o-b-o-b-o-b-o-b-o-b-o-b-o-b-o-b-o-b-o-b-o-b.
01:32Come on, come on.
01:34Come on.
01:36Come on.
01:42Sir, all is well.
01:44Bomber Deer Solomon is climbing council party men on planes,
01:47and everything is top hole.
01:49Ice cream, ice cream, ice cream.
01:51Go away.
01:52You are quite right, sir.
01:54This Indian ice cream is made of cholera and all sorts of nasty things.
01:58Go on, go.
02:00Tornail walla, tornail walla.
02:02Tornail walla, tornail walla.
02:03Oh, you silly fellow.
02:05Don't you know that British officers do not cut toenails
02:09while train is standing at his station?
02:15Good day, thank you.
02:17And that is in the cop compartment, correa.
02:20Everything all right, yes?
02:22Yes, it was first class, sir.
02:24Actually, I didn't know where to go, of course, on the northwest frontier.
02:27Well, old Plunkett Seabag was dead keen when we were at Harrow, you know.
02:30I dare say he's fixed something up.
02:31What exactly is he?
02:33Old Plunkett's a peer.
02:34Petty officer.
02:35Oh, don't be a fool, Ashwin.
02:36I'm sorry, sir.
02:37He's a political officer.
02:38It's his job to keep the tribesmen quiet.
02:40Wretched British.
02:42Troops haven't had any entertainment for ages, you know.
02:44Rotten life for them.
02:46No canteen.
02:47No amenities.
02:48And what's worse, no women.
02:49They don't know what to do with themselves.
02:51No women, eh?
02:52That sort of thing plays havoc with the chaps.
02:54Well, of course it does.
02:55Can't they put something in the tea?
02:57Oh, I believe they have.
02:58If our concert party gives them a few turns, I'm sure it'll raise emeral.
03:03Yes, of course.
03:04They can dress up as girls in skirts and lipstick and so on.
03:08That's almost as good, isn't it?
03:10No, not really.
03:11Nope.
03:12Anyway, 1,200 miles up to Bennu makes a nice outing for us, doesn't it?
03:16Yeah, man.
03:17Guys party, man.
03:19So don't stand around like a spare thing at a wedding.
03:20Come on, get them bondooks on the rack.
03:21Come on, get them bondooks on the rack.
03:22Careful with that one.
03:23Got my besties in.
03:24Ice creamala! Ice creamala!
03:25Ice creamala!
03:26Ice creamala!
03:27Ice creamala!
03:28Ice creamala!
03:29I'm an ice cream!
03:30I'm an ice cream!
03:31I'm an ice cream!
03:32I'm an ice cream!
03:33Get them boxless loaded bombardier!
03:35And take care of them rifle.
03:37You might need them on a northwest frontier.
03:39Them tribesmen do very funny things.
03:41If they catch his hold of you.
03:42Turn in one ass out! Turn in one ass out!
03:43Turn in one ass out!
03:44Shut up!
03:45Yes!
03:46They are real soldiers, them tribesmen.
03:48Aren't they gonna suck them?
03:49Yes, Sergeant Major.
03:50And when they see you, they will have a breakdown.
03:52Yes, Sergeant Major.
03:54Get that stinking earth out of my sight!
03:57Hey!
03:58What do you think you're doing here, you thieving fellow?
04:00I'm official tower of the concert party.
04:02Get lost, you scaramander of the ghost.
04:05Do them buttons up on your shirt, Gatamakintosh!
04:07This is the army, and not a day trip to Brighton!
04:10Right, Sergeant!
04:11Get a parking!
04:12Sir?
04:13Smart boy, shoulders back.
04:14Find a better shoulder.
04:15Show them off, show them off.
04:16Yes, sir.
04:17Goldring Waller!
04:18Goldring Waller!
04:19Goldring Sarge!
04:20Goldring!
04:21Look!
04:23In acid!
04:24Real gold!
04:26Don't touch it, Sergeant Major.
04:28It's not real acid.
04:29Look.
04:30There you are.
04:31Go on, Joe!
04:32What was you in City Street?
04:33Solomon's a pawnbroker?
04:34Actually, my father-
04:35Shut up!
04:36I'll get on with them baskets!
04:37Oh!
04:38Of course!
04:39No!
04:40You like my sister?
04:42What?
04:43You like my sister?
04:44How do you think so?
04:45I suppose side to you, yes.
04:48You like my sister!
04:50Side of my jacket!
04:52It's the comfort wallet!
04:53Take charge of all the gear!
04:54I need to get this sticky shower!
04:55Turn off these black holes!
04:56We're not gonna miss him!
04:57Put it in!
04:58Put yourself!
04:59Very, very careful!
05:00Careful!
05:01Please!
05:02Round the corner!
05:03That's it!
05:04That's right!
05:05Right round the corner!
05:06That's it!
05:07That's right!
05:08Right round the corner!
05:09That's it!
05:10Now, very gently!
05:11Very gently, please!
05:12Be very careful!
05:13You like my sister?
05:14Uh, no.
05:15Not very much, actually.
05:16Yeah!
05:17Now, come careful!
05:18Bring it round that way!
05:19Now, lower it!
05:20Be very careful!
05:21Oh, you wretched fellows!
05:23It'll all be out of tune again!
05:24Oh, come on!
05:25Oh, Sully!
05:26They bashed it all out of tune!
05:27Listen!
05:28Now, listen to that!
05:29Don't take me out of the train!
05:30Come on, get it on the train!
05:31Go, dig down!
05:32Come on!
05:33Get up!
05:34Get up!
05:35Get up!
05:36Get up!
05:37Get up!
05:38Get up!
05:39Get up!
05:40Get up!
05:41Get up!
05:42Get up!
05:43Get down!
05:44Get down!
05:45Come on!
05:46Bradley!
05:47Bradley!
05:48What's going on there?
05:49group for friends and fellow workers and all is in order sahab because i have bribed the station
05:54master officially and where do you think you're going i'm taking my place not until you paid me
06:00five rupees what's five rupees how do you think i'm bribing station master with scotch mist isn't it
06:06thank you thank you you are most kind wait one moment one moment please you have not paid me for
06:22smelly goat smelly goat is one rupee extra sahab will you be holding this animal when i am doing
06:30transaction oh this is my mother-in-law and i'm dropping it off in delhi while train is doing 50
06:54miles an hour come on off you go you old back no no sahab she does not speak english i was just
07:06telling the pommadeer sahab that you're ignorant old cow
07:12i don't know why i hope you've brought all your dresses and things oh yes i've got a new one
07:32it's it's flame taffeta with a split right up to here oh good show yeah it will be
07:37well you should be on the train for five days i want you all to make yourselves comfortable five
07:44days what do we do about connor sir no we stop at stations and food will be served in the european
07:49dining room will there be any chips amusing fellow graves isn't it uh evans oh yes of course very
07:55amusing i do not care how long you've been with indian railways paddington general was never like
08:01this we have stuff loaded bombardier sir it's all right honestly it's miles up it's going to take me
08:07hours oh good morning sergeant me oh good morning sergeant me shut up right lovely boy get that mob off the
08:15roof of that train i will do no such thing why do you believe you are the only people who can travel
08:20on our train that is dangerous boy we go through a tunnel they get knocked off oh no no no no no
08:26when we go through tunnel they crouch very low shut up inside comfort you call this comfort i'm not
08:33having it they'll they'll spit betel nut through the ventilators if i was the poor indian under through
08:38and so all you british line there luxurious more than a beetle nut would come through that ventilator
08:45i will remove from them all beetle nut and chewing things except chapati shut up time for 20 to go
08:52don't you blow that whistle my men are not yet loaded i'll blow my damn whistle when it's time to
08:57blow my dance stand by to pull the communication cord i'll get fined if i do that you'll get jankers if you
09:06don't do you think i should interfere sir i shouldn't i expect the sergeant maker's got everything under
09:22control
09:39six o'clock ashrad time for a cheddar bag again oh wizard shall i serve yes go ahead pink gin sir oh yes
09:45please please king's regulations clearly state that uh officers and other ranks you should not
09:58drink in each other's company surely you're a warrant officer oh well uh in that case i'll have a straight
10:04one of the other's company that i'm going to talk to you should not have a touch of angostura
10:19no sirs these are indian cottages they always get a bit poggy when it's hot
10:23roasting fancy traveling 1200 miles in these conditions just to give a few over privileged
10:36officers a show we won't get shot up by the tribesmen will we now they get dropsy from the
10:42british government each ed tribesman gets 10 golden sovereigns a month to get the fingers off the trigger
10:47oh and you know what is sometimes happening sir they take the 10 golden guineas then they buy big
10:54jetties of buckle pony which they drink all night and then they are shooting all the same
11:00lovely the death of the real bullets that is the cunning of the british government
11:07because when they are full of buckle pony they cannot shoot it straight
11:12can she give a poker sir yes anything past the time how about you sergeant major
11:16don't mind sir oh wow yes well we won't pay for money
11:27beg your pardon sir could you uh ask the punkawalla to direct the fun
11:31this way from time to time yes of course punkawalla fan career of the sergeant major from time to time
11:36will you take it up you seem to have their lingo off to a tee sir oh just practice that's all
11:42it's much cooler sir oh good good you know i like this indian idea of having a block of ice in the
11:47first class compartment and certainly cools things down i remember once when i was on my way to benares
11:52just before the monsoon it was so hot we had actually to sit on the ice did it do any good up to a point
11:58why don't you try it
12:09how's that
12:13that should be first class
12:14excuse me sir but it is feeding time and my mother-in-law will be requiring her chapati
12:27come on take it you greedy old dustbin
12:44oh dear sir we are having difficulty because these foolish railway people have made ventilator too
12:56small for hand and chapati through long ways huh oh no no sir if we go long ways all the curries fall out
13:05through the end why don't you chop it up and give her a little bit at a time
13:13oh of course if only i had your great brain yeah university education comes in very handy
13:20especially when it comes to shavinger parties through ventilators
13:34like glory in the air
13:49anybody finish a cup of chalk oh i wouldn't say no
13:54Oh, yes, sir. The ice is melting rather fast.
14:08Sergeant Major, hot bottom.
14:15Oh, you will take the high road and I will take the low.
14:22I will be in Scotland of four years.
14:37Our three tanners in trouble, sir.
14:39Oh, dear.
14:40See if you can give them a hand side of me, dear.
14:42Very good, sir.
14:48Well, what do you make of it, Nost, sir?
14:50It's the heat, isn't it? It stands to reason.
14:52What is it, then?
14:53Big hand, Sergeant Major.
14:55I say, Sergeant Major, there's no tow-rope on the jeep.
14:58How do you account for that?
14:59You signed for the truck, sir.
15:01It's possible you didn't sign for a tow-rope in it, sir.
15:05How dead-stupid of me.
15:07I would kick myself. I rarely could.
15:09How much further did Banu, Sergeant Major?
15:13About 30 miles, sir.
15:14Oh, Colonel Sarb!
15:15Shut up!
15:16I am delighted.
15:17What does he want, Ashwood?
15:18I beg your pardon, sir?
15:19I said, what does he want?
15:20Who?
15:21What do you want, bearer?
15:22Oh, if it please you, Colonel Sarb, there is one signpost.
15:25Very nearly.
15:26But George is right.
15:27Let's have a deco.
15:29What's it say?
15:30It say, on this spot, on June 4th, 1896, Sergeant Major Conliffe and eight men were ambushed
15:51by tribesmen.
15:52Oh, shit.
15:54May they rest in peace.
15:59I've got to sit down.
16:01Oh, my headache's coming on.
16:03Oh, don't worry, Sam.
16:04That 1896 drives unfriendly now.
16:07Nearly all time.
16:12Here.
16:13What's that flash in?
16:14What flash in?
16:15That flash in there.
16:19What do you make of it, Ashwood?
16:21I would say, sir, it was caused by something reflecting the sun's rays.
16:25Right when he's nice.
16:27I'm going to be sick.
16:29It's signaling, sir.
16:31It can't be our chaps.
16:32There aren't any British troops for miles.
16:34Well, there's obviously nothing to worry about.
16:36We'd better get out of here as quickly as possible.
16:40Eww!
16:41Oh, shit!
16:42Get out of here, sir!
16:44I'd probably need to get your stingray, sir!
16:48Pull us out, pull us out!
16:50Oh, bloody!
16:53That's it!
16:58That's it!
16:59OK.
17:00Oh, distributors burn right out.
17:04Didn't you switch it off, Sergeant Major?
17:07I left you in charge of the vehicle, sir.
17:10Gosh.
17:11How could I have done such a stupid thing?
17:13Same.
17:14I say, could we get moving?
17:19The heat's playing absolute havoc with the piano.
17:22Get down, you're not the dumb owner!
17:25They're the stern.
17:27Ooh!
17:28Sir!
17:29Right, move yourself!
17:30Come on, move it!
17:31I'm sorry!
17:32I'm all right, lads.
17:33It's all probably easier!
17:34Sir, the minister, five rupees for tea for putting out fire.
17:36Good stuff!
17:37I'm going to speak to the man, I assure you.
17:39Oh, absolutely first-class ideas.
17:45The men have fired him, sir!
17:46Good.
17:48Now, listen, chaps.
17:49Banu is 30 miles away.
17:52Our vehicles are US.
17:54So we need one of us, one of you, to go and get help.
18:01Carry on, Sergeant Major.
18:03Yes, sir.
18:08Right, boys.
18:09You heard what the officer said.
18:14We needs a volunteer.
18:17What's helped?
18:18That's got to be got.
18:20I'd like to volunteer, Sergeant Major.
18:22Stay where you are, Parkin'.
18:24I will select the volunteer.
18:28So it is quite clear to me,
18:30that there is one man in this unit,
18:32who is best equipped,
18:34to stand up to the Rewars...
18:36Jesus!
18:37I didn't even see him.
18:43Jesus!
18:45Why me, Sergeant Major?
18:47Wow!
18:48You got the art?
18:49I don't mind lending it.
18:52She is, boy.
18:53She is, boy.
18:54And you will have the honor
18:55of saving the regiment.
18:58Now you're gonna need a lot of water,
19:00and we're gonna make sure you get it.
19:03That's your chaggles, boys!
19:07I'm afraid we're dealing with Angus tourists, huh?
19:12Things are getting damn serious.
19:13There you are, lovely boy.
19:14Now then.
19:15You walk for about two hours,
19:16then you have a nice long rest for about five minutes.
19:20A couple of mouthfuls of water,
19:21you should do it in two days easy.
19:22Yes, Sergeant Major.
19:23Good luck, Boyle.
19:24Good luck, Sergeant.
19:25Yes, good luck.
19:26I shan't forget this gunner, um, gunner,
19:27what's your name?
19:28Something, sir.
19:29Sergeant Major.
19:30Good luck, Boyle.
19:31Good luck, Sergeant.
19:32Yes, good luck.
19:33I shan't forget this gunner, um, gunner,
19:35what's your name?
19:36Something, sir.
19:37I shan't forget this gunner, Sergeant.
19:38Let's keep going.
19:39You can't miss it.
19:41Shall I take me gun?
19:42Ah, that's quite a point.
19:43We don't want to provoke the tribesman.
19:45On the other hand, he is a soldier.
19:46Well, it's a matter of opinion, sir.
19:49I lost the third row of the store, sir.
19:51Well, that decides it then.
19:52Go unarmed.
19:54Off you go then, lovely boy.
19:56Now?
19:58Now.
19:59Have they seen you then?
20:01Oh, my goodness me.
20:03We're British always being so brave.
20:06Brings tears to eyes.
20:08And mine.
20:09No.
20:12Lofty, no.
20:16Is this the right road?
20:26So polite.
20:29Is this the right road?
20:30Excuse me, sir.
20:40I have a word with you.
20:43We're in a spot of trouble by you, sir.
20:46I think we ought to send out scouts, put out a few pickets.
20:51We're not at war with these people.
20:52They're perfectly peaceful.
20:53All we have to do is to wait until Gummer, um...
20:57Gummer...
20:58Sugden comes back with help.
21:03How long is that going to take?
21:04Oh, good boy.
21:08Where are you hiding?
21:13If you don't come out,
21:15I am going to get pretty damn cross.
21:25Oh, no!
21:28Hello.
21:30I took the wrong road.
21:40Hey.
21:46Love thee.
21:51N.
21:52T.
21:54I.
21:55Can you get that down, Sergeant?
21:57Can't we get no train of it, sir?
21:59It isn't pushed to Colonel South.
22:01Permit me to translate.
22:03It say...
22:05They are caught like rats in trap.
22:10That's it. I knew it.
22:11We should never have come here alone.
22:12They should have sent some soldiers with us.
22:16Can't you see what they're doing to us?
22:17They're playing with us.
22:18Like a little boy plays with a yo-yo.
22:21Hey, yo.
22:22Now, listen, men.
22:23There's absolutely no reason to believe
22:24that this message refers to us.
22:29Hey, yo!
22:31Right road, you right files.
22:32Back in Josh.
22:33What?
22:34You are going to Graham on the left.
22:36Gunna Bowman.
22:37Gunna Bowman.
22:38Sir.
22:39Keep an eye on my rear.
22:41Hey, yo.
22:42You kinky bastard.
22:44I came for about 700 yards, sir.
22:46Right, keep your eye open on them hills, boys.
22:48Let me know if you see anything.
22:49Can I park in?
22:50Who, sir?
22:52Keep your head down, son.
22:55I see, the Sergeant made it awfully good, isn't it?
22:57Yeah, he's a good man to have in a tight spot.
22:59There's someone coming round the corner, sir.
23:00Oh, no.
23:01Don't shoot.
23:02And that's right.
23:03Keep them covered.
23:04And don't shoot.
23:05Oh, my goodness.
23:06They're always being so calm when chips are down, isn't it?
23:07It's lofty, sir.
23:08Right, we'll bring him in.
23:09Bombardier, you come with me.
23:10The rest of you keep us covered.
23:11Lofty, what happened?
23:12I got captured by a tribesman.
23:13Oh, are we?
23:14Did they give you anything?
23:15Oh, no.
23:16Oh, no.
23:17Don't shoot.
23:18And that's right.
23:19Keep them covered.
23:20And don't shoot.
23:21Oh, my goodness.
23:22They're always being so calm when chips are down, isn't it?
23:24It's lofty, sir.
23:25Right, we'll bring him in.
23:26Bombardier, you come with me.
23:27The rest of you keep us covered.
23:28Sir.
23:37Lofty, what happened?
23:38I got captured by a tribesman.
23:40Oh, are we?
23:41Did they give you a rough time?
23:43No, they gave me a carpet.
23:45A carpet?
23:46What are you at for?
23:47Come here, sir.
23:49It is what they are calling conference carpet.
23:52They are wanting to be seated on carpet with Colonel Zab
23:55and to have conference.
23:58Good shit.
24:09What are they up to?
24:12I don't smoke sexual sale.
24:15Don't offend them, Ashworth.
24:17Yeah, no.
24:18Pop, pop, pop.
24:19Oh, but, sir, that is not tobacco.
24:20That is cow dung.
24:22Do not worry, sir, it is some sacred cow.
24:24You most carefully mix it with beautiful herbs and spicy things.
24:30Go on, Ashford.
24:31You needn't inhale it.
24:32Come on.
24:35Go on, Ashford.
24:36Oh, no need to do that, sir.
24:38Oh, I might catch something.
24:39Oh, no, sir.
24:40That smoke kills absolutely everything.
24:42Let's go.
24:43Oh, he seemed quite friendly to me.
24:44Well, I wouldn't trust him, sir.
24:45I love you.
24:46I love you.
24:47I love you.
24:48I love you.
24:49I love you.
24:50I love you.
24:51I love you, sir.
24:52Well, I wouldn't trust him, sir.
24:53I love you.
25:00How's your queen?
25:03Colonel, sir, how is your wife?
25:06Oh, very well.
25:08Colonel, sir, said that your wife is fine.
25:12And how's your other wife?
25:16Colonel, sir, how is your second wife?
25:18Tell him I do not have a second wife.
25:22Colonel, sir.
25:23Colonel, sir, says that you don't have a second wife.
25:25So will you buy a second wife?
25:31Colonel, sir, would you like to buy a second wife?
25:35Jeez.
25:36Well, what are they up to?
25:38Why don't they come to the point?
25:40Solly, don't let them take me alive.
25:42Finish me off before they start me with those great big knives.
25:45Tell him we are Royal Artillery Roadshow.
25:50Okay, Colonel, sir.
25:52Colonel, sir, we are Royal Artillery Roadshow.
25:56Oh, Roadshow.
25:58We have seen all the roadshow.
26:00Okay.
26:01Colonel, sir, he said that he has seen every roadshow.
26:06Road to Morocco, road to Singapore, road to Rio.
26:12You have got it all wrong.
26:15Show me Bing Crosby.
26:18That's done it.
26:23No.
26:24No.
26:25We haven't got Bing Crosby.
26:27Colonel, sir.
26:28No.
26:29No.
26:30No, we haven't got Bing Crosby.
26:32Colonel, sir, come on.
26:33I told you, you're a dad's piece of it.
26:34Colonel, sir, he said you're a lying monkey.
26:38For us, sir, you didn't buy Bing Crosby.
26:43Colonel, sir, he said that you're hiding Bing Crosby
26:46and 100 rifles pointing at us and he said bring Bing before him.
26:52We haven't got Bing Crosby.
26:56They come, I'm going to get a test, and after that, I won't get a cross, then I'll go to bed.
27:05Colonel Saab, he say, they count up to ten, then if no bing, they go bang.
27:16Four.
27:17Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
27:26Let's go.
27:27Can it be the trees that fill the breeze with prayer and magic perfume?
27:35Oh, no, it isn't the breeze, it's love and love.
27:47Police!
27:48No, no, no, please, please, no autographs, no autographs.
27:52Unless they still go bang.
28:00Thank you, folks. Thank you, folks, thank you.
28:02I just want to say how really great it is for me to be here in little old India.
28:07Sir Khan Saab is saying that these people are very happy in India.
28:12Yes, yes, why not?
28:13Sir.
28:14Now, this tired old baritone is going to grow on his way through a few numbers we used to sing for Uncle Sam.
28:20And to give us her invaluable support, that lovely little lady, Miss Dorothy Lamour.
28:25Oh, man.
28:33Oh, man.
28:34Your life becomes you.
28:37Chandar ki chandni.
28:42It goes with your hands.
28:45A hoop so rat hai.
28:48You certainly know the right thing to wear.
28:53A hoop so rat hai.
28:56A hoop so rat hai.
29:00Boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo.
29:03It's too many peas with the show, right?
29:06Well, it's absolutely first class, isn't it, sir?
29:08Colonel Saab.
29:09The Chief Khan Saab wants to give you this beautiful camel saddle rug.
29:14Oh, how jolly kind.
29:16And we ought to give something back, or don't we?
29:18Oh, Colonel Saab, the Chief Khan Saab knows what he want.
29:21Oh, good.
29:22What is it?
29:23Colonel Saab, he want Dorothy Lamour.
29:26Ohhhhhhhhhh.
29:28I'll tell you.
29:30I'll tell you.
29:31I'll tell you.
29:32I'll tell you.
29:33I'll tell you.
29:34Will you tell Gana Bowman, or July?
29:37Oh, July.
29:40Carry on, Saab Major, carry on.
29:43Fuck.
29:45Oh my god.
29:46I'll tell you.
29:49Go ahead.
29:50You, good.
29:51It's good.
29:52Good.
29:53Good.
29:54All right.
29:55Good.
29:56Good.
29:57Bye.
29:58Bye.
29:59Bye.
30:01Bye.
30:03Bye.
30:04Bye.
30:06Bye.
30:07Bye.
30:11Because the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
30:15I'm here to make it again.
30:18So give them the feeling of the hate, hate, hate.
30:21Let's gather around, let's go down and down.
30:24With what's so loud, with a alien flag.
30:27So meet your hands, the boys are here, the boys to entertain you.
30:33B-O-Y-S, boys to entertain you.
30:40End of hope and glory.
30:43Mother of the...
30:45Shadow!
30:51Ladies and gentlemen, number one, thank you so much for hanging out.
30:54If you made it to this point right now, use the code word yo-yo in the comments down below.
31:02There was plenty of great lines.
31:05And Lofty and Gloria had plenty of great, funny moments here.
31:10And, you know, Sergeant Majors.
31:12There's a lot of great things on this episode.
31:14Hopefully you enjoyed it.
31:15Thank you guys for hanging out.
31:16Appreciate you all.
31:17Ladies and gentlemen, I got a question for you all.
31:19Is this the right road?
31:21Fucking Lofty on this episode was great.
31:26There was a lot of great lines.
31:28You like my sister.
31:30You know, the guy there, he went up to a lot of the guys, but when he went up to Gloria,
31:34and she's like, oh, from the sides and shit.
31:37Like, you know, Gloria interpreted it way more differently than everyone else did,
31:43which was funny as hell.
31:44I think Gloria was phenomenal on this episode.
31:47Lofty was phenomenal.
31:49You watch my rear by, you know, Sergeant Majors.
31:53And the eye opening by Gloria in that moment there, man.
31:57Sometimes the facial expressions on this show are something to live for.
32:02I'm a fan of them and a fan of, you know, facial expressions on shows in general,
32:07because it just adds to the overall enjoyment of a show.
32:10And I needed to be entertained, ladies and gentlemen.
32:14I will say, Sergeant Majors was absolutely great.
32:18But one thing that's cool is that, you know, he always yells all the time, ladies and gentlemen.
32:25And it kind of happened on this episode where my man's lost the voice, you know.
32:31And I thought that was funny as hell because he's screaming, yelling at everybody.
32:36So I'm like, man, at some point in this, you know, in this show, this guy is going to probably have to lose his voice.
32:42And man, I was so happy to see that because I go to theme parks a lot, just as a small example.
32:49And, you know, when you're screaming and you're all high, you know, when the roller coaster is going down,
32:54you're screaming your lungs out.
32:56You do technically you lose your voice.
32:58So for this guy who is constantly yelling literally at everyone except for the superior officers like Ashford and the other guy, I forgot his name right now.
33:07The other guy who doesn't know nobody's names and shit like that.
33:10Again, I'm horrible at names.
33:12But man, Ashford was he had a moment, too, about, you know, with people dressing up and the and the higher up guy was like, no, no way, man.
33:25There's nothing going to beat the real thing, ladies and gentlemen.
33:28But Ashford doesn't seem to mind them dressing up.
33:31And they came through in the clutch on this episode because if they didn't have those crazy, you know, those cool outfits, you know, because this guy's thinking that, you know, they have Bing Crosby up in here and they try to let him know.
33:44But listen, they were in a scenario there.
33:47They've already been warned that this area, you know, British troops essentially, you know, got got in a little conflict over here.
33:55And from Gloria Lofty, everybody's worried, you know, in this scenario, rightfully so they had the flashing light.
34:03You know, it was spelling.
34:05It was I was spelling trouble, man.
34:07I was like, oh, shit, they're going to get into some shit.
34:09And I don't think that this episode disappointed from the hotness of the episode to the cold ice cold moments of Sergeant Major.
34:17Shut up.
34:18His facial expression there was like a Kodak moment.
34:22It reminded me a little bit of how Gloria be acting and stuff, because when she gets into character, when she's all dressed up, you know, doing all her little Gloria action.
34:33I think that he did, you know, Sergeant Major shut up, did some funny as, you know, funny as shit in that moment.
34:41So, you know, Gloria killing the part, you know, whichever way just dominates, man.
34:48So funny.
34:49So funny in the moment.
34:50Sergeant Major shut up.
34:51Funny as hell.
34:52Ashford, you know, funny as hell.
34:55Sully, great.
34:56You know, McIntosh, you know.
35:00Yeah.
35:01All these characters, they don't even got to say much and shit.
35:03But I forgot Gunner.
35:05I forgot my guy's name.
35:08I think it's, um, is it Nami or?
35:12Oh, shit.
35:13The guy who played Mike on Ofa, he had, um, funny ass expressions.
35:19And towards the ending bit, you just see like his eyes and shit.
35:22Like, sometimes it's all in the eyes, ladies and gentlemen.
35:26I think that, um, there was a great funny moment.
35:29Ranji, always killing it.
35:31Funny.
35:32But, you know, we get introduced to his, you know, like, uh, the, the mom, you know,
35:37I think it was either the mother or the mother-in-law or whatever.
35:40But, um, and he's just insulted.
35:43And we're like, what the hell?
35:45Damn.
35:46He called her a cow.
35:47He called her, you know, everything in the, uh, dictionary here.
35:50Hey, don't worry.
35:51She doesn't know English.
35:52It's the situation with the, the food, uh, you know, not fitting in the hole.
35:59The hole is too tight, I guess, uh, you know, moments there.
36:04I thought she was gonna, they were gonna flip it and they were gonna have her.
36:08I thought it was, my mind was gonna get, got even more, I guess, dirty mind.
36:13I thought they were gonna bring it the other way.
36:14Obviously it was gonna spill and she was gonna like, I don't know, open her mind.
36:18I was thinking some crazy ass shit, ladies and gentlemen.
36:21But, hey, I had a great time watching it.
36:24The cast, phenomenal.
36:26The laughs are there, the, um, the beef happening onto with the, uh, guy about blowing a whistle.
36:32Uh, you know, him trying to get McIntosh to go do what he told him to do.
36:36You know, he has that authority, Sergeant Majors.
36:39And he does a good job, which his, um, you know, commanding officers acknowledge that he does, you know, uh, you know, get the troops into formation very quickly.
36:50It's very admirable and you need that aggressiveness.
36:53You need that aggressiveness.
36:54You need someone that is going to be listening and stuff like that.
36:57And, you know, minus Sully, sometimes he will kind of challenge and try to, uh, overrule.
37:02Sometimes he's got the troops in line.
37:04I think he does a great job, a great job on, on so far, all the episodes that we've seen.
37:10Obviously he's one of my favorite characters.
37:12Gloria's cool.
37:13Lofty's my boy.
37:14Um, you know, we got, we got to relate to the little guy, you know, uh, being a little guy, little guys got to stick together.
37:21And, you know, you, you got a moment of sadness.
37:24I think even the audience was like, oh, and shit when he has to go off.
37:28Cause he's the littlest guy, such a great moment there.
37:31When, uh, Sergeant Major's talking to the troops and you literally can't even really see Lofty because he's so short, man.
37:40You know, he's so short.
37:41You can't even see him and that's great, man.
37:44I freaking love this show so far.
37:46Again, we, we only had a couple episodes in and you know, it's a very enjoyable show.
37:51Great moments, great performances, uh, on this episode as well.
37:56I, I only know, um, the Crosby, uh, just in, in, in name that, you know, did some music, but being honest, I don't know much about the lad.
38:07Uh, uh, you know, American dude, I believe, but, uh, yeah, I don't know much.
38:12Uh, I'll have to Google it to find out more stuff.
38:15You know, there's a lot of, uh, artists and, and, you know, just people in general for my time, didn't know, stuck in a hip hop bubble.
38:25So, uh, you know, I cannot know everything, but, uh, I'm going to have to have to Google and try to get a little bit more Intel on that.
38:31But yeah, I am enjoying the show.
38:33It's bringing me, you know, much needed joy.
38:36Um, it was difficult, a little difficult for me on today's episode.
38:39And I'll say why, because, um, I'm kind of tweaked my back a little bit.
38:44So laughing in, in, in, uh, you know, towards the back portion, you know, it's, oh my God, it was killing me, but I, I just, I have no choice.
38:53You know, this shit's as funny as hell.
38:55So I was a little bit dying a little bit, uh, you know, on this episode, a little bit more, but in a different way, because yeah, I'm in, I'm in hella pain today, but you know, we have to power on through days.
39:05You know, we just have to keep on, keep on trucking, keep on moving, keep it going.
39:10And, you know, thank you guys for accompanying me on my journey.
39:13I appreciate you all.
39:14Don't forget to like, comment, subscribe.
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39:22I know a lot of you guys are paying attention, but you know, it, it's just cool.
39:26It helps out the channel at the same time.
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39:40Uh, we'll see on the next one.
39:41Peace out.
39:42Take care.
39:43Be well, all the best.
39:44Bye.
39:45Bye.
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