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00:00what's up wolf bag fam it's your boy kid back at it again hope you're doing well continuing my
00:15journey with sergeant major shut up and the rest of the gang what adventures are going to be
00:19happening on this week's episode i gotta stay tuned to find out but ladies and gentlemen whether
00:23you're new or recurrent snacks it's not included damn you gotta bring your own fancy a cup and go
00:28make a sandwich whatever you need to come kick with me hopefully i have a good time a laugh
00:31and overall just you know let's kick back let's enjoy the show the series we're diving into series
00:37three for me as always these episodes go like hot cakes and i just thank you for accompanying me on
00:42my journey don't forget to subscribe it's free it helps out the channel tremendously let's get it
00:46snacks not included let's freaking go series three
00:49meet the gang cause the boys are here the boys to entertain you
00:58with music and laughter to help you on your way to raising the rafters with a hey hey hey
01:05with songs and sketches and jokes on and you with us about you and feel blue so meet the gang cause
01:13the boys are here the boys to entertain you
01:16oh dear oh dear what sad day it is for all of us here at royal artillery depot dear lally
01:40we have all been saying goodbye to bombardier salomon sab who has left us and gone home to blight
01:45it as farewell present he has given me this splendid and top hole watch oh it is so jolly nice
01:52there is only one problem it has no insides
01:55but bombardier salomon sab has told me that it shows the correct and proper time twice a day
02:02at 11 minutes past 10. so all i need is another watch now to show me when it is 11 minutes past 10
02:11so that i can look at this watch and see that it is indeed 11 minutes past 10
02:16he has also given me one chitty to show to the indian police to prove that it was a gift
02:22and that i have not stolen it unfortunately he has not given me a chitty to stop the indian police
02:29from stealing it so i will keep it very carefully hidden in my duty ah salam muhammad oh dear me
02:39just think we shall never see bombardier salomon again huh i feel that i have lost very dear friend
02:46and i have lost the sale of four cups of child day you're very fool you think of nothing but your
02:53own pocket ah i can hear weeping and wailing from concert party basha come let us go and comfort the
03:02sobs jello by jello oh what sad day it is today oh i shall never forgive soli for this i mean he's
03:19deserted me i mean what what's gonna happen to the concert party now you can't blame him for going
03:24glory he has done his three years and thank goodness i've nearly done mine i've only got six months to go
03:30doesn't it show you shall be going to put scotch hairy haggis oh be careful sob now that bombardier
03:37solomon's arm is not here there is nobody to protect you thanks for reminding me of andy
03:44what do you say petal well there's nothing wrong with being butch and hairy
03:48and i think those tattoos are very tasteful nice
03:53so the question is who is to be promoted to bombardier well i wouldn't hear those stripes and a gift
04:00mind you the money would come in handy that's true
04:08sweep it up randy sweep it up mohammed
04:12it's quite a responsibility you know being a bombardier i mean apart from running the show
04:16you've got to be able to maintain discipline like oh i quite agree i mean this concert party
04:20has to be run with an iron hand otherwise we're all liable to break out dash down to the bazaar
04:25pillaging looting and raping
04:29that's an idea i mean there's nobody in charge why don't we all go on the rampage
04:33count me out i'm not doing any raping or pillaging
04:38sarg a sergeant major sarg thinks that parky sarg is his son perhaps he will give him the two
04:43stripes and sarg is always telling you what frank shoulders you have and how jolly good looking you
04:48are oh no i wouldn't want that randy i wouldn't want to get any promotion just on me looks
04:55well i wouldn't touch him with the barge pole mind you i'm entitled to them i mean i am the
05:00only true professional artist here sir thus speaks the wisdom of sullivan i wouldn't accept it either
05:07mind you i really ought to have it with all my qualifications i mean i ask you how many
05:12bombardiers in the royal artillery have got a degree in english literature i ask you how many
05:19bombardiers got a degree in english literature none and i will tell you why mr lardy dar gunner graham
05:25it is because of the start-arse quo in the british army officers should speak like officers nco's and
05:30gunners should speak like nco's and gunners that is the start-arse quo do you understand well not
05:36really sergeant major no well not really sergeant major no all bombardiers spoke lardy dar nobody
05:44would know where we are get probably you should be there by now now properties watch it
05:52well help under ice it's uneasy now you has all been saying goodbye to bombardier solomon and you is
05:59all very upset oh dear outside never mind my lovely boys let's have a look at you
06:07hello something wrong here my finger is staying in the horizontal position normally when i count you
06:12lot it droops where is the droop where has you been gonna suck them down to see if the mail's coming
06:24when one of you lot gets a letter that is the only time a male gets into this bar show you puffs
06:27it's not a letter it's a song i sent home for tosties goodbye shut up and get fell in
06:43now you may all have been puzzled when you were saying goodbye to bombardier solomons
06:48that colonel reynolds and captain hashwood was not there this may seem strange to you because
06:52bombardier solomon spent most of his time crawling around the colonel's jackson
06:58and the colonel was fond of him but the colonel and the captain was not there because they is in
07:03hospital with quarantine suspected of having picked up something nasty i'm sorry to hear that
07:09uh is it contagious sergeant major no lovely boy not unless you catches it
07:17now i suppose you is all wondering who is going to be promoted to bombardier
07:21well i will tell you gonna sag them what is the name of that song you just got
07:28uh tosties goodbye it's very sad good let's hear it sing lofty
07:38goodbye forever goodbye goodbye goodbye goodbye
07:51beautiful
07:55that was tosties goodbye now i was going to give you sergeant major williams's goodbye
08:02none of you is going to be promoted a bombardier because there's not going to be no concert party
08:06for you to be promoted bombardier of you is all posted up the jungle but sergeant major you can't
08:11pass us up the jungle without the colonel's permission shut up the colonel would not know
08:15nothing about it seen as he is in hospital and cannot see anybody or come into contact with any
08:20human beings for the next two weeks and by the time he gets out you will be gone won't you get into
08:25trouble sergeant major
08:26any trouble i gets into gonna lardy dargerium will be well worth it to get rid of you lot
08:37now you're this them postings will take 10 days to come through and i just not having you lot in
08:41you're bashing your chart boys all day so get a mackintosh clerk and emmons cook house fatigues
08:46fatigues got a gram library fatigues gonna park him sir battery office
08:54can i want batman to colonel saunders the rest of you
09:01permanent white washing off stones
09:03i want them stones gleaming white
09:07gleaming gleaming that's all that's best
09:10who is that you should be that right now
09:12goodbye oh boy goodbye
09:16oh what terrible day that was for concert party huh now they have all been dismembered
09:25ever since then they have been on fatigues in wash house cook house and such like places
09:31don't be such clever dicky
09:40come quick there's an urgent conference in the concert party basha
09:44and they're needing your help watch out shallow bye hello
09:50right that's another day nearer to us getting posted
09:56oh for goodness sake put a sock in it
09:57every day you tick off that chilly calendar you say that's another day near a test getting posted
10:02but nobody does anything nobody does anything why doesn't somebody do something
10:05i can't understand this pressure it's too great
10:10stop if pressure too great get bigger size of boots from quartermaster
10:17i am completely belted up
10:19that could be the cause of the pressure
10:21what your belt's too tight the pressure is in my mind my artistic sensitive mind
10:28that's it a mind what we need is a clear logical mind to help us get out of this miss
10:33that's right a clear logical mind
10:36and sob who could have more clear logical mind than gray and sob with all his wonderful use of
10:42university education and after all wasn't it not pupil of eton who invented flush toilet
10:48i don't think i quite follow that randy oh sab have you not heard the story oh sab it is something
10:54that all we british should be truly proud of
11:00you see sab there was this brilliant scholar of eton who had drawn up a plan for flush toilet
11:06and another scholar said this will not work so he challenged him to do it and hence you get the
11:13saying sab that the battle of the waterloo was won on the playing field of eton
11:19yes well as i see it it's a simple mathematical problem of syllogistics now let a equal the colonel
11:25in quarantine b equals us in here and x equals the way to get the message to the colonel a b x c comes
11:34after b not x hey fellas can we tie a little message to a cricket ball and throw it that's not really
11:41very logical november we could tie a little note to a pigeon there are no pigeon left in this part
11:48of india the kite hawks have all eaten them right we'll catch a kite hawk and get lessons somebody please
11:55say something sensible top i have it i will disguise myself and sneak into hospital with message oh no
12:02ranty you might catch something not to worry sab i've had all dreaded indian diseases
12:06deli belly swamp fever yellow fever nahi nahi nahi nahi ranji jay rahi sahab desi
12:13mimari sahab ko laktya veleti mimari hay fever how dare you go and pull your punkah
12:23sahab in order to get into hospital i will disguise myself as nurse all right i'll
12:30lend you my skirt and black stock in no no no sir male nurse perhaps you're right you haven't got
12:39the legs for it you started to feel anything I was just taking a nap do come
12:58out from under that net I can't see how we could possibly have swab fever but we
13:06haven't been near any swamps all your fault taking me to that restaurant she
13:11wasn't in a swamp wasn't it by that mango fool we had for pudding was a bit
13:16watery do the mango fool you fool one of the waiters had swamp fever well anyway
13:22we've only got to be here for three more days method from G.H.Q. sir ha it's for
13:31the colonel give it to him take care doc thank you my man what's he waiting for I think he wants a tip
13:42well give him something will you oh don't give him a whole rupee that's far too much but I can't get a
13:52coin on the pole give me one of those bath buns thanks awfully oh good heavens perhaps I shouldn't
14:07have done that he might catch what we don't know if we've got a lot do use your intelligence Ashwood
14:12Indians don't catch things they give them to us what's it say have you got any butter damn cheap
14:24clear off I don't think throw things on the floor Ashwood oh I'm sorry sir I say have a care
14:35good heavens the supremo's coming but Lord thingy yes yes he's coming next week and they want us to
14:44put on a show for him I hope the concert party's in good shape oh don't worry sir Beaumont's pretty
14:48keen I bet he's rehearsing them like mad excuse me colonel sir not today thank you it is me you mean
15:03it is I yes sir it is I who's I my I stop both of them what are you doing here you catch something
15:11oh no don't worry colonel sir I'm totally in fume I have urgent and grave news concert party is about
15:20to be posted up jungle but the supremo is coming yes the supremo is coming oh colonel sir please do
15:25not eat it don't grab that Indian ice cream will you please go and get sergeant major Williams at once
15:32but tell him to come here at the double he might catch something don't worry I'll make special
15:37arrangements now off you go Jody Jody I check on us up here DJ oh blimey yes dr.
15:44stop don't stop separate a joker come right is biblical children here comes up says
15:47really yeah or to me a crook in sub go any macro and get on with it dr.
15:52stop colonel sub he has asked me to do something that I would not dream of doing to british officers
16:02all the postings through where the concert party going sergeant major the jungle battle school in
16:17assam wish I was going with them sir really boy that's what I likes to see keenness it's always
16:29back boy shoulders back my shoulders you show off we dare not see I mean that dandruff of yours is
16:36clearing up nicely we used to send you up the jungle might break out again and who knows where it will end
16:43I should be sorry to see him go sir yes I'll be very sorry to boy I can hardly wait to get him on
16:53parade and tell him he's leaving at 1100 hours tomorrow shut up shut up how dare you come
17:04first you'd have about me office like I said with tension of all time quick match yes right left right
17:08left right left right left right right right right right right right right right left close the door
17:12door knock on the door open the door quick much left right I let it have to look up top colonel star
17:20wants to see you act dumb shut up have you gone off your framing rocker I only colonel see me he's in
17:27hospital and I think of flage us he has made the special arrangement when this
17:34song right do not come any closer sergeant major and put this over your
17:46head
17:53I hope the disinfectant is not too strong but we can't afford to take any
17:56chances you see now better splash the veil every 15 seconds oh doctor's up
18:01unfortunately my watch does not go beyond 11 minutes past 10. I'll count 15 slowly
18:08then it's there for you to speak to the fellow now Colonel thank you doctor start
18:13spraying the veil I said dr. top if you need any more disinfectant let me know
18:20I want you I said dr. that now listen to me such a good what the hell do me by
18:24posting the concert party without my permission I was only doing my duty a lot of excuses stop the
18:34posting at once don't you realize the supremo's coming in three days put on a
18:39special show for him supremo sir what are we going to say to him if there's no show
18:49well with respect sir you as a colonel in the army and you don't need to worry about
18:53no day go sailors stop the postings and start the concert party rehearsing at once and that is
19:06an order this disinfected was a bit stronger than I thought
19:15turning into the hope I have given moments of your message and he's coming
19:28good get two mugs of tea I just ought to be to stop
19:31it is most kind of you to ask me to partake up to you I'm totally honored shut up you forget a
19:42moment now when he comes in your you stay with me because I'm going to butter him up and give
19:45him a bit of the old soft soap shut up shut up and crouch in the corner I want you to prepare
19:55tea for boom and sub and then sergeant major sub is going to butter them up with soft so shut up
19:59come in you wanted to see me sergeant major yes lovely boy a chair for gonna boom you may serve the tea
20:14bearer you fancy a cakey I don't think I should I have to watch my figure boy I was really saying the
20:22other day when you get that ginger Rogers dress if you was on it's hard to believe you as a man it's the
20:28nicest thing you've ever said to me sergeant major oh lovely boy I means every word of it
20:32these are better that you can tell that y'all want to go now I have not seen the sergeant major
20:47doing the buttering with the soft soap yet not for you damn natives to watch but it's only for us
20:54British now gonna Beaumont you will be pleased to know I has used whole my influence and got
21:04them postings cancelled does that mean when I'm gonna get sent up the jungle after all that's right
21:08oh thank you very much such a much mind you assess as well the colonel was telling me to tell you
21:13that he wants you to do a special show next Tuesday evening I'm sorry I couldn't do that
21:17why not well I'd like to I just couldn't get the show ready in time I mean my nerves would never
21:24stand it besides I'm quite happy where I am being Batman to Colonel Saunders I get on ever so well with
21:30his wife I helped her design all her frocks she says I'm a little treasure it's a very special show
21:42you know hey do you know who's gonna be there who Admiral Lord I'm sorry I can't help it I still
21:52can't get the show ready in time you you know who his mate is to do no no real coward and if the
22:03Admiral sees you in the show he's bound to tell his mate normally would he do that sergeant major
22:08with you a talent lovely boy he's bound to spot you I can see it now when you get back to blighty on the
22:14troop ship they lower the gangplank and there is no coward standing there with his contract in his
22:21down the sergeant major I'm gonna be a star and I owe it all to you boy you owes it all to me
22:35swing to swing from the way they said wedding bells swinging you know in rhythmic rhyme
22:51swing high swing low what's the matter isn't it loud enough oh yes it's loud enough oh what's
23:04wrong with it then this is supposed to be a romantic number with a gentle swing well I am swinging it
23:09I thought I'd give it a bit of a beat as well I meant to be a girl in an English garden not Tarzan in the jungle
23:17I mean Jane oh and lofty why are you wearing those glasses do you mean to be a soldier it's all right
23:29there are me a shoe glasses for wearing under a gas mask they didn't have gas masks in those days
23:34oh start the whole thing again swing high swing low swing to swing from the way they said wedding
23:45but sweet right lovely boys now don't forget I want to be a really good show tonight oh son of
23:49it is half in this tough hole though there's no moments of look lovely lady on the swing does it not
23:54give you joy to see him swinging to and fro yes I'd like to see him swing
23:59you've got nothing to worry about lovely boy he's bound to like you can't you push him harder better
24:08I want it to be a really good show but a minute Tom I think I'm pushing him quite high enough
24:12come out of the way come out of the way let me do it
24:14what's up
24:23oh shit
24:29you're too hard man
24:32my ankle my poor ankle
24:35Tom pleased to drink this oh thank you
24:37what did the doctor say I should we sprained his ankle rather badly sir he won't be able to walk for a
24:42week my career's in ruins ruins
24:44I could have to cancel the show sir we can't the supremo's here in a couple of hours well how are we
24:49going to do the show without a leading lady sir well couldn't we use a real woman sir look I hold
24:55you responsible for this sergeant major you got us into this mess and you jolly well get us out of
24:59it I don't mind what you do but just fix it and that is an order come along
25:02this is a lovely way
25:06show seems to be going well
25:15absolutely first class
25:17you enjoying the show sir
25:20oh interesting yes yes very interesting
25:22keen on paper telling are you sir
25:25I don't think I've ever seen anything like that before
25:28I think my friend Noel would certainly find it very amusing
25:33your friend Noel yes of course
25:34and your cousin
25:36cousin
25:36what cousin
25:38oh yes she's very fond of theatricals
25:42it's like I met a night in Dixie
25:45the whole thing's a travesty
25:47never mind the show must go on
25:49Randy stand by to turn the mic on
25:52watcha
25:53standing by to turn the mic on sir
25:55hey valla
25:57swing high swing low sir
26:07oh really
26:08had a bit of trouble with the girl on the swing
26:10what you personally
26:12not me personally sir
26:14oh that's all right then sir
26:16that was
26:17that was
26:18Gunnar Evans tearing them up
26:20and now Gunnar Sogdon would tear you up
26:22with
26:23swing low
26:24swing low
26:25swing high swing low swing to swing fro
26:39the way they said wedding bells swinging you know
26:42in rhythmic rhyme keep tune and time
26:46as though you were ringing your bridal chime
26:53you know there's an old hindu proverb which say that if you are pushing a lady on a swing who is singing in high voice you must be careful that the swing does not come back and hit you or else you also will be singing in high voice
27:10you also will be singing in high voice
27:17let's go
27:19let's go
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27:24let's go
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27:28let's go
27:29let's go
27:30let's go
27:31let's go
27:32let's go
27:33let's go
27:34let's go
27:35hey hey hey
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28:06We hope YF's voice to entertain you
28:10Never gets old if you made it this far
28:25Use the code word butter in the comments down below
28:28Sergeant Major shut up trying to butter him up
28:31Hold on a second ladies and gentlemen
28:33Thank you so much for hanging out
28:34Let's chat about it
28:36I'm totally infuming
28:37I love how Ranji stay
28:41You know messing up on words
28:43It just adds to the overall enjoyment
28:46Oh dear how sad never mind
28:48Fucking love it
28:51Him and Sergeant Major shut ups
28:53Definitely be messing up or you know
28:55Having a way with words that
28:57I relate to all too well
28:59So definitely up there as some of my favorite characters here
29:03I did really enjoy the Colonel's line where he was like
29:08Yeah Indians don't catch anything
29:09They give the shit to us
29:11Fucking love that line there
29:14Ashford had some crazy ass moments here too
29:17He was getting something shoved up and man
29:19Oh my god
29:21That pole is going to new places here
29:24But man I thought this was another great episode
29:27A fine episode
29:29Showing you know Sergeant Major shut up
29:32In a lot of the visual you know gags that are happening on this episode
29:37From that disinfectant spray
29:39So he doesn't catch the sickness that's going around
29:42That you know Ashford and the Colonel had received earlier on
29:47And the other one was you know him at the end man
29:52That shit was insane
29:54That is going to be such a memorable moment
29:56He did get these guys into this scenario
30:00So the Colonel put his foot down
30:01Not once twice on this episode
30:03You know Colonel definitely you know
30:05Not flexing but he's putting his authority
30:08So you got to listen to the chain of command
30:10Definitely changes on this show
30:12So farewell to Sully
30:16You know he was the one and two with Gloria
30:19You know they were the dynamic duo
30:22And he kept Gloria out of trouble
30:26So who's going to keep Gloria out of trouble now
30:30You know McIntosh is a pretty fierce guy here
30:35You know in comparison to Gloria
30:37So he's probably going to have to butter McIntosh up here
30:41Or he's going to get his ass whooped here
30:44But great episode great start
30:46Yes we will be a little bit sad with our boy Sully
30:50You know he always felt like
30:51I know Graham is the intelligent one here
30:55But you know Sully a lot of times was kind of in the schemes
31:00And in the know
31:01And he was sometimes a lot of the brains of the operation
31:06Coming up with like little schemes
31:08And one-upping you know Sgt. Major shut up sometimes
31:11So it's going to be interesting you know moving forward
31:14I definitely think that for me personally
31:17You know although we enjoy Sully's performance and stuff
31:20The stars are there on the show
31:23You know I'm drawn to you know Sgt. Major shut up
31:26My boy Lofty coming in
31:28I was you know it took me a minute to second
31:30For a second and this is what happens when you're short
31:33Like myself you often soon can get forgotten in a minute
31:36Because I didn't realize in that moment
31:38I'm being completely honest
31:40That Lofty wasn't there in the line man
31:42And I'm like
31:43Until really you know Sgt. Major shut up
31:46Kind of brought it up like
31:47Yo where's this dude at man
31:48Where's the little guy man
31:50And I'm like oh shit Lofty's not there
31:53So I've been in those scenarios
31:54When you're short you kind of get like
31:56Forgotten man
31:58So Lofty's my boy
31:59Beautiful voice as always
32:01You know that man
32:03It's really it's an angelic voice man
32:06You can hear it
32:07You know as cheesy they would probably say a line
32:11Like you can hear it from the heavens
32:12That's how that's how powerful his voice is
32:15Like it's such a beautiful voice
32:16So definitely hope to hear some more
32:19Of Lofty's voice as the show goes on
32:22You know we're dived into series three
32:24Changes on the show
32:26We're still rolling with it
32:28I think there's still plenty of joy to be had
32:30You know with Sgt. Major shut up
32:32When he has that
32:32You know he's got that like devilish grin
32:36They're you know trying to butter up
32:38My boy you know
32:39You know Gloria in that scenario there
32:42And the just the allure
32:45That you know the supremos here
32:48They know
32:49I forgot the name of the person
32:51That they mentioned
32:52That you know you could
32:53Hey be a bigger star
32:54And that's something that you know
32:56Gloria's wanted long long freaking time
32:59You know
32:59The main star
33:01As far as it comes to that concert party here
33:04And probably gets
33:06The biggest joy out of it
33:08At least that's how I feel
33:09And just really to see
33:12You know Sgt. Major shut up at that end there
33:15But it's going to be a little small highlight for me
33:17I really did enjoy that swinging moment there
33:20Oh my god
33:23That first swing
33:25But that second swing
33:26Was crazy ladies and gentlemen
33:29I grew up in the neighborhood
33:31And we had these tire swings
33:34And you know push people
33:37You know your neighbors
33:38The kids in the neighborhood
33:40And you know guys, girls
33:43We were pushing you know on the swing
33:45And then we would spin it
33:49To try to get the person dizzy
33:51And oh my god
33:53It just brought me some good memories
33:55I got a lot of people to fall off that shit
33:57Barf
33:58I know it sounds gross and shit
34:00So oh man
34:01This was such a cool episode
34:03Definitely looking forward to seeing more
34:06Enjoyed the butter up kind of moments there
34:10You know kind of kissing ass for a second
34:12But at the same time
34:13I enjoyed the moment with the stick with Ashford
34:16Ranji's performance phenomenal
34:18As always
34:19I love
34:20You know he's a proud British man
34:21I freaking love it
34:23So hopefully you guys enjoyed it
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34:46Stay tuned
34:47Peace
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