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Dave & Chuck the Freak call Dave's wife and ask her if she would cut Dave's toenails after discussing a celebrity couple being photographed doing this in a public park.
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00:00All right, there is a celebrity couple that people think are taking their togetherness a step too far.
00:11Dave Franco and Alison Brie are making some headlines because they were sitting on a picnic blanket in Griffith Park in Los Angeles.
00:23And what she was doing to him.
00:25Handjob.
00:27Handjob.
00:27Handjob in public.
00:29What?
00:30Has shocked people.
00:32What?
00:33She was cutting his toenails in public.
00:38Jesus Christ.
00:39I didn't expect that.
00:40Give me a picnic handjob for God.
00:44That is.
00:45It is.
00:45She's cutting his toenails?
00:46She is cutting his toenails.
00:49Ew.
00:50I don't know.
00:51No one's ever loved me this much.
00:53Amber loves me this much.
00:54I mean, I've never asked her to.
00:56No, but I know she would.
00:59If I asked my wife to do that, I 100% know she would do that for me.
01:04On a picnic blanket?
01:04Maybe not outside.
01:06In the park?
01:06I need you to ask her.
01:07If I called her right now and said, Amber, would you cut my toenails for me?
01:11Please do.
01:13Call her right now and ask her.
01:15Put your money where your mouth is.
01:16But wait a minute.
01:17It has to be at a park.
01:19Yeah.
01:20Right.
01:20Like in public.
01:21It has to be.
01:22Oh, I never said that.
01:22I just said she would cut my toenails for me.
01:26I don't know if she'd do it in public.
01:28Okay.
01:28So.
01:29But you would cut my toenails for me.
01:31And you're a totally capable man.
01:33Yeah.
01:33That's the thing.
01:34Like your arms aren't broken.
01:35Your legs aren't broken.
01:36You're not injured in some way.
01:37You're bad.
01:37Baby, baby.
01:38Yeah, no, this is just.
01:39You're just Dave rolling in and you ask her to cut your toenails.
01:43Yeah, and you're just scrolling on your phone with your totally capable hands.
01:45This guy just, he must just drop the hammer on this chick.
01:49Like this, this lady is whipped.
01:53The caption on the video is doing this for a man in public is wild.
01:56Doing it for a man at all is wild.
01:57At all.
01:57Yeah, I agree.
01:59Listen, and let me just clarify.
02:01Amber doesn't cut my toenails.
02:02Amber cuts Dave's toenails.
02:03Amber does not cut my toenails.
02:05But I know, I, listen, I know, I, I, I, maybe this would put our relationship, maybe I shouldn't call her.
02:12Because if she said no, I'd be like, what?
02:14Yeah, like you, you think something, you think she feels a certain way.
02:18It's very confident of you to think that.
02:19It really is.
02:20It's because he loves his feet and thinks everyone would cut his toenails.
02:23No, I just think that we are the type of people that would do that for each other.
02:27Like if Amber said to me, hey, I need you to cut my toenails, I would do it for her.
02:31You think that she would have cut his toenails when he was tearing sheets apart with those toenails.
02:36Oh, yeah.
02:36You know what I mean?
02:37She made him get a pedicure.
02:39Exactly.
02:39Instead of just cutting them herself.
02:41So I do have some hope for her, but.
02:43I think Jessie would say, hell no.
02:45I asked her just to look in my ear to see like if I had some hair growing.
02:49And she was like, oh.
02:50No.
02:51I'm like, all you got to do is look.
02:52I was like, just look.
02:53She's a nurse.
02:53I was like, just look.
02:55This doesn't have anything to do with being a nurse.
02:57She's just like, you're capable.
02:58She's used to seeing stuff.
03:00I would have thought 100% she would have done that for you.
03:02She did, but it wasn't.
03:03She would cut your toes.
03:04She looked in my ear, but it wasn't without like hesitation.
03:08You know?
03:09Yeah.
03:09I would not cut any man's toenails.
03:09What are you, an idiot?
03:10Just get a mirror and look at it.
03:11I didn't think you would.
03:12I thought like the hottest man in the world I would have cut his toenails.
03:15I didn't think you would.
03:15If Lenny said, Lisa, please get my big toenail.
03:17No way.
03:18No way.
03:19Can you cut it?
03:19Unless he was disabled in some way.
03:21That's it.
03:21Then I would.
03:22And even then you call somebody.
03:23But I probably do.
03:24I just sent him in for a pedicure.
03:25I call it hire it done.
03:27Yeah.
03:28I don't cut toenails.
03:29I understand.
03:30Get to calling.
03:31I don't want to wake her up if she's still sleeping.
03:33No, don't.
03:35She's not going to.
03:37She's going to think something's wrong if I call her.
03:38She's going to say yes.
03:40All right.
03:40Let me just see.
03:41I haven't done this to her in years.
03:43I'm just doing it on myself.
03:44This is how we're doing it?
03:45Well, I mean.
03:45This is how we're doing it?
03:46Yeah, because if work calls, she'll freak out.
03:49Oh.
03:49Well, this is probably going to.
03:51She's going to freak out now because you're supposed to be talking on a show.
03:52There's no chance she's getting up.
03:54She partied all night.
03:55Yeah, they were up in the kitchen all night.
03:57Oh, that's right.
03:57She was having a hoot nanny.
03:59Your call has been.
04:00Yeah, no, no, no, no, no.
04:03She won't even answer your call.
04:04She's not going to cut your toenails.
04:06No, no, exactly.
04:06Lisa!
04:08Lisa!
04:10Oh, it's Dave.
04:11I'll call him back later.
04:13Wow!
04:13It can't be that urgent for him to be calling me in the middle of his show.
04:19She's just out.
04:20She just has slept through it.
04:21Yeah.
04:21She sleeps through it.
04:22Oh, sure.
04:23Yeah, yeah.
04:24It's not.
04:25She doesn't want to take my call.
04:27No, man.
04:27There's no way.
04:28There's no way.
04:29I don't know how you find a woman to love you this much, but.
04:32So, Alison Brie, who started in Community, was seen discarding her husband's toenails
04:37in the grass as he scrolled through his phone looking completely unbothered.
04:42They have a movie coming out together, so this might be promo.
04:47Oh, my God.
04:49That's genius.
04:50That is kind of wild.
04:51That is genius.
04:53What can we do?
04:54That's diabolical.
04:55It's called Together.
04:57Oh.
04:58And it's about a couple who encounters something strange.
05:01It's kind of vague.
05:03Huh.
05:04So, was that for the movie?
05:05Like, was that filming the movie?
05:06No, it wasn't filming.
05:07There are a couple, but.
05:08Yeah.
05:09No, it's not filming for, but they've been doing a lot of weird stuff like this.
05:13I see.
05:13Like, extreme kisses in public.
05:15Oh, okay.
05:15And there's been a lot of promotion.
05:17Everything's a movie promotion.
05:18That's all it is now, yeah.
05:20So, it's weird timing.
05:21Yeah, you're.
05:22Imagine Amber has to start cutting Dave's toenails because of a promotion.
05:26For the show.
05:26We need help with the show, so you guys can go get out there.
05:31Number one's not enough anymore.
05:33You gotta really get some views.
05:35Number one by a mile, not enough anymore.
05:36Yeah, not enough anymore.
05:39You know, we can't do anything with that.
05:41What are we gonna do with that, Sel?
05:45No, I mean.
05:48Oh, that makes sense then.
05:49Yeah, something's going on there.
05:53Something's going on there.
05:54I don't know, though, man.
05:57I like her as an actress.
05:58She's cool.
05:59What has she been in besides Community?
06:00Well, I just saw her in Glow.
06:01I like that.
06:02She's the girl from Glow, right?
06:03Yeah, she's great in Glow.
06:05Man, she's good.
06:06What's Glow?
06:07Glow is the gorgeous ladies of wrestling.
06:10Mark Maron was in it.
06:11Yeah.
06:12It was good.
06:12He was great in it, too.
06:14And it was, they only did three seasons, I think, and they decided, oh, we're not doing
06:18the fourth, so it kind of ended like.
06:20I think we were the only ones watching it.
06:21Yeah, I think so, too.
06:22I think so, too.
06:24It ended, and we were like, whoa, whoa, two viewers.
06:28We only had two viewers.
06:29That's how I felt about that vinyl show.
06:31I watched that first season.
06:32I didn't even watch that one.
06:32I was the only one.
06:33Yeah.
06:33There's a lady listening to the show right now that says she cuts her husband's toenails
06:38all the time.
06:39He's just dropping the hammer, dude.
06:41Really?
06:41Like, I don't know what you're doing.
06:42You're doing something different.
06:44Why?
06:44You're doing something different.
06:45You're just sexually taking someone to a level that you can't even imagine.
06:50None of us can imagine it.
06:51I'm just saying.
06:52I think there's some.
06:53When I cut my toenails, I am like, I get out a, I'm looking for anything that might
06:59have shot off.
07:00I can't have anyone see a part of a toenail.
07:04Like, no way.
07:05Again, I'm not saying I would ask my wife to.
07:07I'm just saying if I did, I think she'd say, oh, fine.
07:10Sure.
07:11No chance, man.
07:13I'll do that for you.
07:15She started to fix my eyebrows because I'm starting to get some, like, you know, crazy
07:19hairs popping out.
07:21Yeah.
07:21And I don't even notice them most of the time.
07:23Honestly, she's like, get over here for a second.
07:26Well, that's, I mean, that's, yeah.
07:28I mean, she wants you to be, you can't have, you can't be with a man who's got.
07:32Yeah.
07:32The nose hairs and the eyebrow hair.
07:34Very good.
07:34It's kind of your job.
07:35Take care of the hairs.
07:36Oh, my wife just woke up and she is worried.
07:39Oh, I told you to send her a text.
07:41Okay.
07:41If you're just joining us, there's this celebrity couple that were seen in a park and she was
07:47cutting her husband's toenails, Alison Brie and Dave Franco.
07:49And I said, I think Amber would do that.
07:51So I tried to call her and I texted her, but she doesn't know why.
07:54And now she's freaking out.
07:56Should we just ask her the question?
07:58Might as well.
07:59I don't know.
08:01Let her know.
08:01Let her know.
08:02Okay.
08:02She said that she's on the right.
08:04No, I haven't let her know anything.
08:04Yeah.
08:05You should have maybe texted her like, hey, we're about to get you on the radio.
08:09Hey, everything okay?
08:10Oh, yes.
08:11Hi, you're on the radio.
08:12Oh, yes.
08:12Hi, you're on the radio.
08:13Don't swear at me.
08:15What?
08:17So you're cutting out what then?
08:18Oh, you're on the radio.
08:20Oh, jeez.
08:23Hi.
08:24Hi.
08:24How are you doing, babe?
08:26She can't hear us at all, really.
08:27I'm well, and you?
08:28Doing great.
08:29Listen, just this quick question came up this morning, and I just want you to give me your
08:33honest answer.
08:34Okay?
08:36If I said, honey, I really need you to cut my toenails.
08:40He's not injured.
08:41Be honest, Amber.
08:42He's not injured in any way.
08:44Hey, you guys.
08:44No, he's totally capable.
08:47Would you cut my toenails for me?
08:51Well, can I take you to get a pedicure?
08:53There you go.
08:54See?
08:55I'm not.
08:55That's not on the table, Amber.
08:56That's what we would do.
08:57If I said to you, honey, would you please, would you mind cutting my toenails, would you
09:03do it?
09:04I think I would.
09:05There you go.
09:07There you go.
09:08Love is love.
09:10You were right.
09:12Wow.
09:12A lot was riding on this.
09:14I would prefer to take you to get a pedicure.
09:16Yeah, and I understand that.
09:18I totally understand that.
09:19But I feel like we have the love where I could say.
09:22But if it was absolutely necessary, share.
09:24Yes.
09:24There you go.
09:25There we have it.
09:26Thank you, honey.
09:27I just wanted you to know nothing was really crazy wrong.
09:30I was just calling you to ask about my toenails.
09:32Okay.
09:34That's great.
09:35All right, everybody.
09:36Bye-bye.
09:37Let's do it for Amber.
09:38Bye-bye.
09:39Bye-bye.
09:40Bye-bye.
09:40What a strange way for her to start her day.
09:45It's very disappointing.
09:47She just woke up.
09:49She thinks something's wrong.
09:51Oh, yeah.
09:51You can tell right away.
09:53That's what's wrong.
09:53Missed call.
09:54That's what's wrong.
09:55Are you up?
09:56But I told Dave about two minutes into the break, like, hey, give Amber a heads up.
10:02Like, hey, nothing is wrong.
10:04And he was, yeah, yeah, I'll get to that.
10:05Yeah, I was finding stuff for us to talk about.
10:08I got busy.
10:09So she was still terrified.
10:11Just terrified that whole time.
10:12She gets asked that silly question.
10:14It's so silly.
10:15And she's on the air.
10:17And she's like, well, I can't.
10:20What am I going to say?
10:21I got to say I'll do it.
10:22No, she doesn't.
10:22You have to say you'll do it.
10:24I think anyone put on the spotlight that you have to say it.
10:27No, because I think some people would think, ooh, I can't say that.
10:29I would do that on the radio.
10:31But she said if it was absolutely necessary.
10:33Yeah, she did say that.
10:34Right?
10:34She added that in.
10:35But then I said, if I just said to you.
10:38Because to me, putting your foot up in someone's lap and tossing them a pair of clippers or whatever,
10:44that's not necessary.
10:45I'm fine.
10:45I mean, I can.
10:46You could do it yourself.
10:47Yeah.
10:47I can barely do it myself.
10:49But I can.
10:50Well, there you go.
10:51Now I feel better.
10:52Now I feel better.
10:52I feel better.
10:52I feel nice.
10:53But you knew that.
10:54He had a lot.
10:55No, I had to hope.
10:56Yeah.
10:56Yeah.
10:57I didn't have 100%.
10:58Yeah.
10:59But that's.
11:00You're a very confident man, Dave.
11:02Thanks, Lucie.
11:02He is in his feet.
11:03That's for sure.
11:04You're just like, here, I know she'll cut my toenail.
11:07It's still hypothetical until you have her do it.
11:09True.
11:10That is true.
11:10Yes.
11:12Make her do it tonight.
11:13But you know someone.
11:14I've known her for decades.
11:16I know.
11:16Yeah.
11:17I know the kind of woman she is.
11:18All right.
11:19We're going to move on here.
11:20Okay.
11:20An absurd subservient.
11:21No.
11:22Oh my God, Chuck.
11:26Poor Amber.
11:29Poor Amber.
11:31Cut my toenails, woman.
11:32That is not at all what I said or would say.
11:36I don't know.
11:36Hey.
11:37Whatever.
11:39Whatever you need.
11:42You're just a bastard face.
11:44I know.
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