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What happens when bureaucracy spirals into absurdity? In our latest political satire, common sense takes a backseat to baffling regulations. Watch as a woman tries to buy five simple apples, only to be confronted by a system determined to enforce its own bizarre logic. Thanks to new laws and "equality officers," one of her apples must now be an orange to correct a "historical injustice."

This sketch is a humorous commentary from Germany's "Partei der Vernunft" (Party of Reason) on today's political climate, over-regulation, and the ridiculousness of modern bureaucracy. If you believe reason and individual choice should matter more, you've come to the right place.

What's the most absurd rule you've ever encountered? Let us know in the comments below!

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00:00Hello, I would like five apples, please.
00:18One, the very first number in the sequence.
00:21Two, following closely behind.
00:23Three, the middle point of this small count.
00:27Four, just before the final number.
00:30And five, the concluding digit in this simple enumeration.
00:35No, but that's not an apple, that's an orange.
00:39The diligent equal opportunity officers have recently discovered
00:44that the delicious oranges were significantly neglected
00:47by the people of northern European regions for a considerably long period of time.
00:54That's why the federal government has passed a law
00:57requiring that 20% of all apples sold must be oranges.
01:03This is intended to make up for the historical injustice
01:07associated with Mediterranean fruit.
01:09Yes, but I would really like to have some apples, not oranges at all.
01:17There is a very broad and widely accepted consensus
01:20among leading scientists and medical professionals
01:24that oranges are indeed exceptionally good
01:27for our overall health and well-being.
01:30Yes, maybe, but I don't need any.
01:34Are you denying science?
01:36I'm not denying anything, but I'd like to bake an apple strudel.
01:41And for that, I need apples, not oranges.
01:43This particular orange actually identifies as an apple.
01:51But it doesn't taste like an apple.
01:53That's discriminatory towards oranges.
01:56Do you have something against Mediterranean fruit?
02:00No, I love Mediterranean fruit.
02:02But for an apple strudel, I need apples, not oranges.
02:05So you don't believe in oranges?
02:09How is one supposed to believe in oranges?
02:12I knew it.
02:14Look, I earned my money by the sweat of my brow.
02:18Well, then it should be possible for me to buy apples with it
02:21and not oranges.
02:24That sounds pretty right-wing extremist.
02:28Because I want to bake apple strudel.
02:31Well, today you want apple strudel
02:33and tomorrow you'll be storming the parliament.
02:37Look, this is getting too stupid for me now.
02:40I'll take the orange
02:41and then please just give me an apple as well.
02:45Here you go.
02:50Let me guess.
02:52The scientists...
02:54Nope.
02:55As always, they couldn't agree.
02:58Does it maybe identify as an apple?
03:01Don't talk nonsense.
03:03That's a banana.
03:04And why do you want to give it to me then?
03:08Because you took the orange...
03:14Dear viewers, don't make the same mistake.
03:23Don't take an orange if you actually want apples.
03:27Let reason prevail.
03:28Do of it.
03:33I'll see you again.
03:33Bye.
03:38Bye.
03:39Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
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