00:00Hello, I would like five apples, please.
00:18One, the very first number in the sequence.
00:21Two, following closely behind.
00:23Three, the middle point of this small count.
00:27Four, just before the final number.
00:30And five, the concluding digit in this simple enumeration.
00:35No, but that's not an apple, that's an orange.
00:39The diligent equal opportunity officers have recently discovered
00:44that the delicious oranges were significantly neglected
00:47by the people of northern European regions for a considerably long period of time.
00:54That's why the federal government has passed a law
00:57requiring that 20% of all apples sold must be oranges.
01:03This is intended to make up for the historical injustice
01:07associated with Mediterranean fruit.
01:09Yes, but I would really like to have some apples, not oranges at all.
01:17There is a very broad and widely accepted consensus
01:20among leading scientists and medical professionals
01:24that oranges are indeed exceptionally good
01:27for our overall health and well-being.
01:30Yes, maybe, but I don't need any.
01:34Are you denying science?
01:36I'm not denying anything, but I'd like to bake an apple strudel.
01:41And for that, I need apples, not oranges.
01:43This particular orange actually identifies as an apple.
01:51But it doesn't taste like an apple.
01:53That's discriminatory towards oranges.
01:56Do you have something against Mediterranean fruit?
02:00No, I love Mediterranean fruit.
02:02But for an apple strudel, I need apples, not oranges.
02:05So you don't believe in oranges?
02:09How is one supposed to believe in oranges?
02:12I knew it.
02:14Look, I earned my money by the sweat of my brow.
02:18Well, then it should be possible for me to buy apples with it
02:21and not oranges.
02:24That sounds pretty right-wing extremist.
02:28Because I want to bake apple strudel.
02:31Well, today you want apple strudel
02:33and tomorrow you'll be storming the parliament.
02:37Look, this is getting too stupid for me now.
02:40I'll take the orange
02:41and then please just give me an apple as well.
02:45Here you go.
02:50Let me guess.
02:52The scientists...
02:54Nope.
02:55As always, they couldn't agree.
02:58Does it maybe identify as an apple?
03:01Don't talk nonsense.
03:03That's a banana.
03:04And why do you want to give it to me then?
03:08Because you took the orange...
03:14Dear viewers, don't make the same mistake.
03:23Don't take an orange if you actually want apples.
03:27Let reason prevail.
03:28Do of it.
03:33I'll see you again.
03:33Bye.
03:38Bye.
03:39Untertitelung des ZDF, 2020
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