00:00Hello, I would like five apples, please.
00:03One, two, three, four and five. We have counted all of them.
00:08No, but that's not an apple, that's an orange.
00:12The diligent Equal Opportunity Officers have recently discovered and thoroughly documented
00:17that the vibrant and nutritious oranges were, for a considerably extended period,
00:22regrettably neglected and largely overlooked by the populations residing in northern European regions.
00:30That's why the federal government has passed a law requiring that 20% of all apples sold must be oranges.
00:39This is intended to make up for the historical injustice associated with Mediterranean fruit.
00:45Yes, but I would really like to have some fresh, crisp apples, not those oranges, if that's all right.
00:51There is a very broad and widely accepted consensus among many leading scientific experts
01:01that fresh, ripe oranges are exceptionally good for our overall health and well-being.
01:07Yeah, maybe, but I really don't need any at all.
01:10Are you truly denying the established science?
01:13I'm not denying anything, but I'd like to bake an apple strudel, and for that I need apples, not oranges.
01:22This particular vibrant orange fruit unequivocally identifies itself as an apple.
01:27But it doesn't taste like an apple.
01:29That's discriminatory towards oranges.
01:32Do you have something against Mediterranean fruit?
01:35No, I love Mediterranean fruit, but for an apple strudel, I need apples, not oranges.
01:42So you really don't believe in oranges at all, then?
01:45How are you supposed to believe in oranges?
01:47I knew it.
01:50Look, I earned my money by the sweat of my brow.
01:53So it should be possible for me to buy apples with it, not oranges.
01:56That sounds pretty right-wing extremist now.
02:01Because I want to bake apple strudel.
02:04Well, today you want apple strudel, and tomorrow you'll be storming the Reichstag.
02:10Look, this is getting too stupid for me now.
02:13I'll take the orange, and then please just give me an apple as well.
02:18Here you go.
02:23Let me guess, it was the scientists, perhaps.
02:27Nope.
02:28As always, they couldn't agree.
02:30Does it maybe identify as an apple?
02:34Don't talk nonsense.
02:35That's a banana.
02:36And why do you want to give it to me, then?
02:40Because you took the orange.
02:49Dear valued viewers,
02:50please do not make the very same mistake that many others have made.
02:53Don't take an orange if what you really want is apples.
02:58Let reason prevail.
03:00people.
03:01I love you, too.
03:02I have to say the age of 21, because they are still
03:23and they are still and sick?
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