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00:00You're watching USC closed-circuit television.
00:03Hi, everybody, and welcome back to Sorority Row.
00:06I'm Taylor.
00:08I'm Hayden.
00:09I'm Mackenzie.
00:11I'm Toby.
00:12And we are the Kappa Kappa Kappas!
00:19You know, the reason I joined the KKK...
00:22No! Not that KKK, stupid!
00:27...is because Kappas are so dedicated to doing good work,
00:31and I really wanted to help people.
00:33Me, too.
00:34And nothing feels better than when you help someone.
00:37There is no greater high.
00:39Except for Vicodin cut with speed.
00:44Speaking of helping out,
00:46last week we threw a spring carnival
00:48to benefit our favorite community program.
00:51Yeah, yeah.
00:52Yes, we each managed an event.
00:55We...
01:01I'm gonna plow you in the...
01:05We...
01:07We each...
01:09We each managed an event
01:11that was really...
01:15very close to our hearts.
01:23Oh, my gosh.
01:25So bad.
01:26Oh, my God.
01:27I am so not rooming with you tonight.
01:29Here are some highlights.
01:31Highlights.
01:32Highlights.
01:33Highlights.
01:34Highlights.
01:35Oh, look, look, look.
01:36There's Toby.
01:37Oh, my God.
01:38You look so good in pink.
01:39That's me, all right.
01:40See, I love sweets and children,
01:42and so I sold cotton candy
01:44to the kids with the juvenile diabetes.
01:51They must not be hungry.
01:54Too bad there were so many leftovers.
01:57Open wide.
01:58Oh, you didn't have breakfast.
02:00He didn't.
02:01He was hungry.
02:02Oh, my God.
02:03Look at you work that mouth.
02:06Toby.
02:07You're like a chipmunk, Toby.
02:09For once, something was hard to swallow.
02:12Those fry pies were right.
02:14She can fit a lot in her mouth.
02:19Bobby said that about you.
02:21He did.
02:22Bobby, look.
02:24I have my cone.
02:25Oh, my God.
02:26You're turning my elbow on so much.
02:28Stop it.
02:30Oh, wait.
02:31Here I am.
02:32That's me.
02:33That's me.
02:34You know what, you guys?
02:35Quilts.
02:36You know what?
02:37I was so inspired about the documentary
02:38of the women who made the AIDS quilt
02:39that I decided to sell quilts.
02:40Look.
02:41Watch.
02:42Watch.
02:43Here's the quilt.
02:44Yeah.
02:45Okay, so I didn't sell a lot of quilts that day,
02:48but if you look at his face,
02:49he was so thinking about it.
02:52And you know what?
02:53Thinking is the most important thing.
02:55You have to learn to think.
02:56There we are.
02:59That is Mackenzie and myself
03:01informing people about domestic violence.
03:03Okay?
03:04It's an issue that we feel really strongly about.
03:06Right.
03:07So we thought up balloons for battered women.
03:10Yeah.
03:11Water balloons, that is.
03:12Yeah.
03:16What is it?
03:17Baywatch?
03:18Oh, my God.
03:19Anyway, they raised over $100,000.
03:22Yeah!
03:23Oh, my God.
03:24Actually, we only raised about 40 bucks.
03:28My dad donated the rest
03:30after I promised never to get wet in public again.
03:33I swear to God, I won't, Dad.
03:35Seriously, that was the last time.
03:36But that was so sweet.
03:37Yeah, your dad is so cool.
03:39And he's really rich.
03:40Well, anyway, the grand total is $100,040.
03:49Okay, but...
03:50Yeah, but it's money.
03:51It's all money.
03:52It's all money.
03:53Yeah.
03:54Well, that is all the time that we have this afternoon.
03:57And I hope that this inspires you to go out
03:59and make a difference.
04:00Seriously, go out.
04:01Yeah.
04:02And whenever you think of frowning,
04:03smile and think of the...
04:05KKK!
04:12Oh, campers, get the job done
04:16Oh, campers, wanna have fun
04:21That's what I am
04:23That's all I really want
04:27I'm the only one with rhythm.
04:29I'm the only one with rhythm.
04:30I'm getting everybody.
04:31That's a show, Dad.
04:32That's a show.
04:33I'm the only one with rhythm.
04:35It's Mad TV.
04:38Starring...
04:40Bernstein.
04:43Yes!
04:44Frank Caliendo.
04:48Roy Collins.
04:52Andrew Daly.
04:57Michael McDonald.
05:02Will Sasso.
05:06Ernie Spears.
05:10Stephanie Weir.
05:13Debra Wilson.
05:16Featuring Catherine Fiori.
05:18Bobby Lee.
05:19Guest starring in
05:20Insane Clown Posse,
05:21Master P,
05:22and Break the Money.
05:25Once upon a time,
05:26Robin Williams and Whoopi Goldberg
05:28would do almost anything to make you laugh.
05:31But now,
05:32they just wanna make you feel.
05:35Oh, my God, what a great place.
05:36Looks like Chuck E. Cheese exploded.
05:38Robin Williams is Nikki Riddles,
05:41a happy clown with a sad secret.
05:43Nikki Riddles is dying.
05:49Whoopi Goldberg is his doctor
05:51with just enough attitude to make you chuckle,
05:53but never really laugh.
05:56I don't get it.
05:57What's keeping him alive?
05:59Is there something special about that clown?
06:02The answer is...
06:04yes.
06:06A little sick friend has come to visit me.
06:10I had a dream.
06:13A clown angel came.
06:15He told me to find you.
06:17He said you would heal me
06:18through the power of laughter.
06:20You did, huh?
06:22Well, come here, fella.
06:31You're cured.
06:33Nikki Riddles is special.
06:36Not funny, but special.
06:39Special indeed.
06:41Nikki Riddles is God's clown.
06:44Time to come out of the darkness, friend.
06:48New York Spectrum Presents...
06:51Nikki Riddles, the Clown God.
06:54Written by Ben Marshall.
06:57Rated PG for Pretty Gosh Darn Nice.
07:18You are the love of my life.
07:21You are the love of my life.
07:24Wee!
07:32Hey, kids, your favorite late-night gang
07:34is up Saturday mornings, too.
07:36Life is a beach
07:37when you've got awesome friends like these.
07:41It's all in your reach
07:43when you see the forest for the trees.
07:48You sit there looking down
07:50because you just might miss the sun.
07:53But if you want it, go get it.
07:55You'll never regret it.
07:57No time to cry out loud.
07:59It's Saturday morning.
08:02It's Saturday morning.
08:10Okay, then.
08:11Hey, guys, that was the bank.
08:13Our paychecks from Fox just bounced.
08:16And rent is due.
08:17How are we gonna come up with $200 by midnight?
08:22Join the whole mad gang
08:23for mysteries, misadventures, and recipes.
08:27I'm not so sure about this idea, Kat.
08:29You mean the idea to have a bake sale
08:31to raise $200 in rent money by midnight?
08:33Do you know how many s'mores we'll have to sell
08:36to raise $200 in rent money by midnight?
08:39I'm way ahead of you, Andy.
08:41See? Now we only have to sell two s'mores
08:45to raise $200 in rent money by midnight.
08:47Brilliant!
08:57And every show features a new original song
09:00written and choreographed by Aries Spears.
09:03Jump into my heart now, baby
09:05Jump into my heart
09:07Do something smart now, baby
09:09Jump into my heart
09:11Mad Saturday morning, 10 a.m. on Fox.
09:14Right after America's Most Wanted Kids.
09:26You are the love of my life
09:29You are the love of my life
09:32You are the love of my life
09:33That song's been pretty good to us.
09:35And now we'd like it to be good to you.
09:37Mmm.
09:38Michael, that doesn't make sense.
09:41Yes, it does. Yes, it makes perfect sense.
09:43Why wouldn't it?
09:44And now we'd like it to be good to you.
09:47Sounds stupid.
09:49No. Jasmine, okay, listen.
09:50You know, we had this conversation five minutes ago
09:52and we agreed that it makes sense.
09:54So can you just pretend you're not crazy for five minutes
09:56and just... Would you mind?
09:59And now we'd like it to be good to you.
10:03Michael, I think we should skip it.
10:05Okay, fine, fine. Let's skip it. We're gonna skip it.
10:07That song that you heard us sing
10:10a couple of moments ago has been pretty good to us.
10:12And now we'd like it to be good to you.
10:16You see? Do you see how stupid that sounds?
10:18Okay, but I wasn't gonna say it that time.
10:20I wasn't gonna say it.
10:21No.
10:22Okay, well, then, can we just...
10:24You know what I want?
10:25What do you want?
10:26A bowl of cheese nails.
10:27Okay, she's offering.
10:28Cheesy, crispy.
10:29Come back. All right, she's gone.
10:31Anyway, Jasmine and I have a new album
10:33that's...
10:34That's...
10:35Where we are joined by some of...
10:37By some of...
10:38Music's hottest stars.
10:39Music's hottest stars.
10:40It's our duets album.
10:41It's our duets album.
10:42Why are you repeating everything that I say?
10:44Hello, master.
10:45What's up, baby?
10:46Just call me Pito, yeah?
10:47Oh.
10:49And what does the P stand for?
10:51Well, you know I'm a player,
10:53but you know it's like the P stands for...
10:55What?
10:56Oh.
10:57What did he say?
10:58What was that?
10:59What is it?
11:00I don't think I can say it.
11:02Why can't you...
11:04Master P, what does the P stand for?
11:07Oh, professional.
11:08Professional.
11:09Oh, okay.
11:10Well, you know what?
11:11Whispering isn't very professional.
11:12So what'd you say?
11:13I'm just saying as our guest,
11:14you know, if we aren't gonna have you on this album...
11:16Okay, fine, fine.
11:17Shh, Michael.
11:18I'm sure.
11:19Master.
11:20All right, baby.
11:21Now we are here to do a job,
11:22and that job is our song,
11:23You Are the Love of My Life.
11:25All right.
11:26You're familiar with the song?
11:27Yeah, what you saying?
11:28You're the love of my life?
11:29Oh.
11:30No, master, that's the name of the song.
11:32Oh, okay, okay, okay.
11:34Did you hear?
11:36Yeah, you're getting along famously.
11:38It's all about chemistry.
11:39It was a misunderstanding.
11:41Who wrote the song, Noble?
11:42Oh, I did.
11:43I wrote the song all by myself
11:44without the help of Jasmine.
11:45It's my song.
11:46I wrote it.
11:47Man, that ain't nothing but a rip-off
11:48for old wheat, you heard me?
11:50Jasmine wrote the song without me
11:51or any help from me
11:52and wrote it by herself.
11:53Oh, you did?
11:54Pure genius, baby.
11:55Pure genius, you heard me?
11:58Yeah.
11:59So how do you like to work?
12:00I mean, you got to check this out.
12:02You want to make music
12:03or you want to play music?
12:05See, that's what we got to figure out.
12:06Oh.
12:07Oh, man.
12:08Everything you say is about sex.
12:11Oh, see, there you go.
12:12No, uh-uh.
12:13No, no, it's not.
12:14I haven't had sex since 1986.
12:18Yeah, you rested.
12:19You rested.
12:20That's all right.
12:21Put some water on them plants, girl.
12:23Yeah.
12:25You are the love of my life.
12:28You are the love of my life.
12:31You are the love of my life.
12:35Ooh-wee.
12:37I don't think this is like your song at all.
12:39I mean, you ain't hear the ooh-wee in there?
12:42When I did the ooh,
12:43I have a love of,
12:44there's no ooh-wee.
12:45You are the love of my life.
12:48The one thing,
12:49you ain't singing it right.
12:51Ooh-wee, ooh-wee, ooh-wee.
13:11I said a wave, I told you.
13:13We will return to Behind the Music.
13:17Yeah!
13:19Oh!
13:21You've got to be kidding me!
13:23You're totally driving me crazy!
13:26All right, all right, I'm coming!
13:31Okay, Greg, next week's show is totally cast,
13:34except for the one-line part of the restaurant hostess.
13:37Yeah, well, I tell you, Andre, you know,
13:38if we could move this thing along,
13:39I'd be a really happy puppet, okay?
13:41Of course, absolutely. Let's do it.
13:42Sharon Stevens!
13:45Whoo!
13:49Hi, Sharon.
13:50Hi.
13:51Are you ready to read?
13:52Okay.
13:53Table 4-2, please.
13:55Right this way.
13:57Oh.
13:59Great. Thank you, Sharon.
14:01Succinct.
14:04Oh, hello.
14:06I tell you what, Andre,
14:08why don't you give her the part, all right?
14:09Oh, no.
14:10Actually, we have one more actress to see.
14:12Oh.
14:14Greg the Bunny.
14:17The stars.
14:18It's been a long time, Gregory.
14:22Oh, my God, Dorothy Lanier,
14:25my first drama coach.
14:27Hi.
14:28Oh, look.
14:29Yeah.
14:33I taught...
14:34I taught this rabbit...
14:36I taught this rabbit everything he knows.
14:40Liz, before we begin,
14:42Gregory, I have got to know
14:44that this part doesn't come with an invitation
14:47to a certain puppet's dressing room
14:49after hours for some wild bunny sex, does it?
14:54Because I won't do that.
14:56I won't do it for you.
14:57I won't do it for anybody.
14:58Um, yeah, well, I can assure you
15:00it's completely professional, Dorothy, okay?
15:02Should we just read?
15:03All right.
15:04Let's see.
15:05Table 4-1, please.
15:08This way.
15:11Yeah, see?
15:12Now, that was fantastic.
15:14Yeah, I'm sorry.
15:15Just great.
15:16To be absolutely truthful, Gregory,
15:17it was very uninspired on my part
15:19and quite artificial on yours.
15:22I couldn't tell in your eyes
15:24if you really wanted that table.
15:26I needed to feel it, Gregory.
15:28I have some thoughts for you.
15:30Thoughts?
15:32Table 4-1, please.
15:39Wait, Dorothy, what...
15:41Is it something I...
15:42I'm sorry.
15:43Your table is ready.
15:45Right this way.
15:47Ah.
15:50Table 4-1, please.
15:52Oh!
15:53You've got to come with me!
15:55Your table is ready!
15:57It's right this way!
15:58All right, all right, I'm coming!
16:00Table 4-1, please.
16:04Oh!
16:06Table 4-1, please.
16:08Oh, yeah.
16:10Cool.
16:16Oh!
16:17Your table is ready!
16:19Oh, God, you crazy bitch!
16:22Table 4-1, please.
16:24Who's there?
16:26Who is it?
16:27It's me, Linda.
16:28Identify yourself!
16:29Who are you?
16:30All right.
16:31I can't hear you!
16:32Wake up!
16:33Dorothy, snap out of it, all right?
16:35What do you mean?
16:36It's too far, hon, OK?
16:38Relax, you got this.
16:39It's too far, hon.
16:40You did great.
16:41You did great.
16:42So good.
16:43No, I didn't.
16:44I went overboard, didn't I?
16:46Maybe just a smidge.
16:47Damn it, damn it!
16:49For once, this isn't about Dorothy Lanier.
16:53I am a simple note.
16:55No, half a note.
16:58In the symphony
17:00that is Greg the Bunny.
17:02I apologize.
17:04And now I will be on my humble way.
17:08Wow.
17:09Wow.
17:10You still got it, Dorothy.
17:12You're damn right I do.
17:17So what is it, Bunny?
17:18Have I got the part?
17:20You are certainly our first choice, OK?
17:22I'll see you later.
17:23Ciao, my little bunny boy.
17:28I did it!
17:29Andre.
17:30What's up?
17:31Um, hang with the girl with the nice ass, all right?
17:34OK, what about Dorothy?
17:35Shoot to kill.
17:45Behind the music continues.
17:50Jasmine, this is Shaggy Too Dope and Violent Jane,
17:53but you might know them better as the Insane Clown Posse.
17:56Welcome.
17:57Hello, Mr. Insane.
17:58Welcome.
17:59Mr. Clown Posse.
18:01I gotta ask right now.
18:03What the f*** is that s*** on your head?
18:08OK, if you're referring to my hair.
18:10Yeah, what you need to do, man,
18:11is keep them little nappy tight ones in your pants, dog.
18:16That's very funny.
18:17That's a good one.
18:18That's a good one.
18:19You guys are funny.
18:20What?
18:21I think they're right.
18:22It does look like baby hair.
18:23No, it doesn't.
18:24You're just saying that because...
18:27Please don't.
18:28Please stop, OK?
18:29You know something?
18:30Sometimes I swear it smells like urine.
18:32OK.
18:35You are the love of my life.
18:38You are the love of my life.
18:41You are the love of my life.
18:45You are the love of my life, girl.
18:47The love.
18:48The love of my life.
18:50You are the love of my life.
18:53Oh, what a love of my life!
18:57What? What?
18:59Oh, that's very expensive.
19:01Oh, my life!
19:02Oh, what a love of my life!
19:05My life!
19:06His life!
19:07My life!
19:09We will return after the music.
19:23Behind the music continues.
19:32It's you are the love of my life.
19:34You are the love of my life.
19:36You are the love of my life.
19:38You are the love of my life.
19:40Right.
19:41Do you want to try one?
19:43Let me think for a minute.
19:44Let's see.
19:45Let me think.
19:46Yes, that's what I just said.
19:47Well, then we're ready to go.
19:48Just try it out.
19:50I know.
19:51This is the lead-in.
19:52I know.
19:53I invented them.
19:54She'll tell you.
19:55Now.
19:56Ah!
19:57Ah!
19:58Ah!
19:59Ah!
20:00Ah!
20:01Ah!
20:02Ah!
20:03Ah!
20:04Ah!
20:05Ah!
20:06Ah!
20:07Ah!
20:08Ah!
20:09Ah!
20:10Ah!
20:11Ah!
20:12Ah!
20:13Ah!
20:14Ah!
20:15Ah!
20:16Ah!
20:18How was that?
20:20It sounded like a monkey.
20:22Yeah.
20:23Like a million album-selling monkey.
20:26You're not from here, are you?
20:28I'm from England.
20:30England?
20:31Mm-hmm.
20:32Where's that?
20:33You know something?
20:35What's that?
20:36He looks like Jesus.
20:38If you buy the Love of My Life Duets album,
20:42you'll receive all those wonderful stars
20:44and many, many more.
20:47Like Bette Midler?
20:49Okay, no, we didn't have Bette Midler.
20:51No, I said like Bette Midler.
20:54Okay, well, we didn't even have anybody remotely like Bette Midler.
20:57I know, I never said we did.
20:59You did.
21:00You just said, not but three seconds ago,
21:01you said we have someone like Bette Midler.
21:03Do you have to do that now?
21:05Stop it, okay?
21:07You did it on purpose.
21:09I know you did.
21:10Ah!
21:11Stop it!
21:12Again!
21:14Oh!
21:29Today we're departing from the usual craziness
21:31for a special Jenny Jones show.
21:34Okay?
21:36Strippers who dress too sexy
21:38and the people who are upset with them.
21:40Huh.
21:41Let's meet Edgar. Edgar's girlfriend, Kay Layla, has been a stripper for three years, and Edgar says she's dressing too sexy.
21:52Alright, alright, Jeannie, what happened, Jeannie, was like when she was stripping, like she wasn't wearing nothing, right?
22:04Which, you know, was cool and everything, Jeannie, but then, like, now she be wearing, like, clothes, Jeannie, but she don't be wearing, like, a little bit of some clothes and sometimes not.
22:14And, yo, Jeannie, that's not right, Jeannie.
22:16Okay, uh, you wanted to say what?
22:19Yeah, girlfriend, I just want to say this. You better cover up before I throw up!
22:24Ah!
22:31But, uh, but I, I gotta say, she's not even out here yet.
22:37Oh.
22:39Sal! Sal! Sal! Sal!
22:45Well, let's, uh, let's meet Kay Layla.
22:53No! No! Y'all just hate him! No! No! No! No! No! No! Y'all just hate him! Whatever! Whatever! Whatever! No! No! No!
23:10Y'all just hate him!
23:13So, uh, Kay Layla, Edgar, uh, says that you dress like this when you, uh, go to the, uh, store.
23:21I don't see any man out here wouldn't mind this body bringing him home free groceries, okay?
23:27Yeah! Yeah!
23:31Okay! Okay! Okay! Okay!
23:35Girlfriend, let me tell you this, okay? You better cover up before I throw up!
23:40Whatever! Whatever! Whatever! Whatever! Whatever!
23:45So, Kay Layla, uh, you agreed to do the, uh, Jenny Jones makeover, so, uh, why don't you head backstage now?
23:53Yeah! Yeah!
23:57Whatever! Whatever! Whatever! Whatever!
24:01Okay, it's, uh, time to bring out Kay Layla, huh?
24:06I don't know what she looks like before. Let's, uh, see what she looks like now. Let's meet the new Kay Layla!
24:19Okay! Yeah!
24:22So, uh, Kay Layla, what do you think?
24:25Okay, Jenny, I love it! Um, this is gonna be my new look for the pole dance at the Kitty Box!
24:31Cause the men love it when I take it off, right?
24:35Yeah! Yeah!
24:37Hey, where's your groceries, girl?
24:39Yeah! Yeah!
24:41What's that, girl?
24:43Yeah! Yeah!
24:45Wow!
24:47Let's go!
24:55Stuart! Come here!
24:58Stuart doesn't like to be touched!
25:00Ready!
25:11Stan, did you scoop the leaves out of the pool like I asked you to?
25:25I'm paralyzed!
25:27Your beer-drinking arm is doing fine!
25:30You better ease up on the booze there, Stan! Your grandson will be here in a minute!
25:35Don't!
25:36Don't you don't me!
25:38Don't!
25:39Don't!
25:40Don't!
25:41Don't!
25:42Don't!
25:43Don't!
25:44Don't!
25:45Don't!
25:46Don't!
25:47Don't!
25:48Don't!
25:49Don't!
25:50Don't!
25:51Don't!
25:52Don't!
25:53Don't!
25:54Don't!
25:55Mom, you know that Stuart doesn't like to be touched!
25:58Ready!
26:03Look at you! Are you ready for a swim?
26:07Looks like you got a new speedo on!
26:10Well, he picked it out himself at the salesman, but it's an irregular and I don't like the way it rides him!
26:16Don't!
26:19Stuart, just let me fix it!
26:21Don't!
26:23Stuart, I don't want your goo-goo flopping out!
26:28For God's sake, Doreen, we're all family here! Let his goo-goo flop out!
26:34Don't!
26:35Don't!
26:36Don't!
26:37Don't!
26:38Stuart, say hi to Grandpa!
26:41Grandpa can't walk!
26:45That's right, so you go over to him and bring him a beer!
26:50I don't have time, I'm going swimming!
26:54Stuart, what does Mama say about Grandpa?
26:58That he's an alcoholic?
27:02No, what I told you at the store! I said be nice to Grandpa and no pull, remember?
27:13Will you do it for me, Stuart?
27:16Okay!
27:17Attaboy!
27:21Attaboy!
27:24Boy, he sure has had a growth spurt, hasn't he?
27:28Oh, my God, I just hope it's not a pituitary issue, I don't want him winding up in the Guinness Book!
27:34Well, don't you worry, that book is only for freaks!
27:39Look what I can do!
27:42What the hell was that?
27:45Don't you get it, Stan? It's a track!
27:48Look what I can do!
27:50Look what I can do!
27:52Look what I can do!
27:54Look what I can do!
27:56Look what I can do!
27:58Look what I can do!
28:00Look what I can do!
28:02Look what I can do!
28:04Okay, okay, I get it!
28:06Take that beer now, Stuart!
28:09What the hell are you doing down there, Stuart?
28:13Grandpa, can you feel your legs?
28:15No, Stuart, you know I can't!
28:17Can you feel your cocoa?
28:22No, Han, thankfully for me, that's numb, too!
28:26Give your Grandpa a beer!
28:29No, I can't!
28:31No, I can't!
28:33No, I can't!
28:35No, I can't!
28:37Give your Grandpa a beer!
28:40Good boy!
28:42Why don't you do your beer commercial for Grandpa?
28:48What's up?
28:58You should be in commercials!
29:01Well, we tried it once, but they said that Stuart doesn't have the kind of face
29:04that people like to associate with food!
29:07What a shock!
29:10Well, Stuart, you get those chips out of your mouth!
29:12They said no eating before you go swimming,
29:14or you'll stink like a stone!
29:19Have that boy check for worms!
29:21You'll be quiet!
29:23Don't!
29:24Now, Stuart, you just jump in and you swim right over to the side!
29:28Don't push him, Doreen!
29:30Doreen, don't you undermine my authority as a parent mother!
29:39Watch!
29:50It's just like Aquaman!
29:52Just like Aquaman!
29:54No, it's more like Caca-man!
29:57What do you mean?
30:00He broke in the pool!
30:03Oh, no!
30:04Stuart, you get out of there!
30:06The group is chasing him!
30:08Stuart, you get out of there!
30:10He's got hepatitis!
30:12Let me smoke the pool!
30:14Okay, there we go!
30:19Get it off, for God's sake!
30:21Get it off!
30:29Get it off!
30:43Kelly is an unlicensed masseuse from San Dimas.
30:46When Todd isn't watching MTV, he's collecting unemployment.
30:50And today, they have to figure out if she knows Little Bow Wow,
30:54she knows Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera,
30:57and Justin Timberlake, or if he is MC Hammer!
31:02The Inquisition begins right now to find out which two are lying,
31:06and who knows the band!
31:14I would be Striker, and I'm your host because my uncle owns Viacom.
31:20All right, let's play the game!
31:22Kelly, why don't you ask your question first, and go!
31:25Okay, LaRonda, how did Little Bow Wow get his name?
31:29See, that's easy.
31:31When he was a baby, he could lick his own balls.
31:36Okay, and number three, you're, um, MC Hammer?
31:40Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, pick up the hammer,
31:42and the rest can go and play at Hammer Time!
31:44Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, pick up the hammer!
31:47Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh,
31:51Hammer Time!
31:54Okay, and who is MC Hammer?
31:57Oh! Time's up for you! Go for it, Todd!
32:01Okay, Mackenzie, what does Christina Aguilera look like without her makeup?
32:06Um, like a praying mantis with hair extensions.
32:11Sorry, Christina. BFF!
32:15Right. Number three, why do you call yourself MC Hammer?
32:19Because my funk hits you so hard like a hammer.
32:21Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, pick up the hammer!
32:24Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, pick up the hammer!
32:27Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, Hammer Time!
32:30Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, pick up the hammer!
32:32Okay, time's up for questions!
32:34All right, contestants, who do you think knows the band?
32:37Um, okay, Striker, I had to go with Mackenzie,
32:40because, I mean, at first I was like, wait, she's lying,
32:42but then I was like, wait, no, she's not,
32:44because Christina really does look like a praying mantis.
32:48So, her.
32:50And I'm gonna go with Loranda.
32:53Thank you, thank you, thank you.
32:56Okay, time to find out who knows the band!
32:59Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, pick up the hammer!
33:03The hammer, Hammer Time!
33:05Uh-oh, uh-oh, pick up the hammer!
33:07Uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, uh-oh, pick up the hammer!
33:12Uh-oh, uh-oh.
33:15Pick up the hammer!
33:16Yeah.
33:17Huh.
33:18Okay, I guess he is whoever he says he is.
33:22Great.
33:23Well, time to meet our two impostors.
33:26LaRonda, who are you really?
33:28Hello, Striker.
33:30I'm an actress who's currently studying under the tutelage of Meryl Streep at the Juilliard School.
33:35Sweet.
33:37And Mackenzie?
33:38I'm currently a professional children's clown as well as a hog butcher.
33:44Very cool. Very cool.
33:46Thank you guys so much for playing.
33:48All right.
33:49So, as we always do, we need to see some proof that you really are this MC Hammer guy.
33:55Well, that's easy.
33:56I got a copy right here of my bankruptcy report.
33:58Two liens against me.
34:00Yeah.
34:01And a certified letter from Capital Records that says I'm fired.
34:03But hey, the clock just struck and it's hammer time.
34:05Uh-oh.
34:07We'll catch you next time on Who Knows the Band?
34:13Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
34:17Hey, I want your number.
34:20Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
34:34What an incredible show.
34:36I have to say, part of me is really relieved that it's over because it was a lot of hard work and took a really long time.
34:42There's another part of me that's a little sad because I'm gonna miss it when it's over, aren't you?
34:46Good night everybody special Jackson
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