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00:00I just want a gangsta for my own, oh, I just want a gangsta for my own, oh, you know, I see you last night, that's right, put your crack pipe up,
00:29AK-47 shines up just right, selling dope at the playwright yard, then you kept an old lady and stole a car, I popped your block on my block, my nephew's still living, got bailed out of jail from the girls from heaven, drugs and murder make me horny, so I'm down with you, and it's not just me, suburban white boys love you too, boo, I just want a gangsta for my own, for my own, for my own,
00:56I just want a gangsta for my own, for my own, you can't read, you can't write, but you sure ain't dumb, know how good you got, who off my uncle's thumb, and I know you're feeling me when you out looking, all the shit from my house before I drive out shooting, all the doctors and lawyers make me want to shrug, so I ain't gonna quit till I get my gangsta thug,
01:26and cover, and whoever, and whoever, and whoever, and whoever, and whoever, and whoever, and whoever, and whoever.
01:31You wanna too me, baby, I wanna have your baby, I'll even raise your baby, come with another lady, hey, baby, I know, Blore of Hope, there's a body in that hole,
01:47The only way to get with me is if you've got a felony.
01:53I just want a gangster for my own.
02:01Alone.
02:02The only way to get with me is if you've got a felony.
02:10It's MADtv.
02:13With Frank Caliendo.
02:17You're so amazing.
02:19Moon Collins.
02:22Bobby Lee.
02:27Michael McDonald.
02:32Barry Spears.
02:37Stephanie Weir.
02:41Deborah Wilson.
02:45Featuring Ike Barinholt.
02:46Josh Meyers.
02:48And Ron Peterson.
02:50Guest starring Tony Hawk, Exhibit and Dub C.
02:54If I ever turn out to me.
02:57I met Gary at the dealership where he works.
03:12I was buying a new car.
03:14And he just made me feel so welcome.
03:17And we had a connection right away.
03:20And what attracted me most to Gary is he has this great positive energy that you just can't ignore.
03:28I can't tell you how many guys I dated who were just either so caught up in themselves that they couldn't talk about anything else.
03:37Or they were just playing doll.
03:39But Gary, he's different.
03:45He's the kind of guy who is just so excited about life.
03:50But he's such a good listener.
03:53And he's so interested in me.
03:56He's my little cheerleader.
03:57Gary is such a great dancer.
04:01And when he gets out there, people always put in plenty of room so he can do his moves.
04:06We just have so much fun together.
04:15He has his quiet, shy side, too.
04:19In fact, I was the one who proposed.
04:22And I was so nervous because I didn't know how he was going to react.
04:26But in typical Gary fashion, he did the cutest thing.
04:30He just, like, threw his hands up in the air.
04:32And he just made a smile.
04:33And I had my answer right there.
04:44And that's the answer, man and wife.
04:49Gary, honey, Gary, Gary.
04:51Get up from there!
04:52Get up from there!
04:54Gary, Gary, honey, can you hear me?
04:56Oh, it was quite a scare.
04:59But thank God he was okay.
05:00The plastic surgeon said it was just a mild stroke.
05:03We're so happy together.
05:10And pretty soon we're going to be a family of three.
05:14Oh!
05:15I feel baby kicking.
05:18Fish.
05:20Do you feel it?
05:21Oh, my God!
05:22I'm going to meet the legendary skate legend, Tony Hawk.
05:39And the score at halftime, Bishop McGinnis 86, St. Mary's 3.
05:43Damn, we're getting our asses kicked out there.
05:49It's our first game, too.
05:51It's going to be a long damn season.
05:53I wish we remembered to bring our uniform.
05:56You think Coach will be mad at us?
05:58No!
05:5986 to 3?
06:0586 to 3?
06:07What the hell was that out there, you idiots?
06:10Because it sure wasn't basketball.
06:12Hey, Coach.
06:14Hey, Coach?
06:15Hey, Coach.
06:16It's 86 to 3, Phelps.
06:20What exactly am I the coach of?
06:23St. Mary's basketball team?
06:24No!
06:25You are not the basketball team.
06:27You're a bunch of pathetic losers getting your asses kicked while you're wearing the other team's gym clothes.
06:33I'm sorry, Coach.
06:36You're sorry?
06:37No, no, no, no.
06:38I'm sorry, Sullivan.
06:40I'm sorry that your parents had to go out there and watch you useless nutsacks.
06:45We'll get him in the second half, Coach.
06:46No, we won't, moron.
06:48We suck!
06:52Now, granted, I'm your new coach.
06:56I've only been at St. Mary's for a couple of days.
06:59But you guys are the lamest excuse for a basketball team.
07:03I've ever seen!
07:04We'll get him in the second half, Coach.
07:06Oh, shut up, man!
07:07Shut up!
07:08You're playing like a bunch of douchebags, all of you.
07:11Horrible defense.
07:13Terrible passing.
07:15Are you stupid?
07:16Are you blind?
07:17What?
07:20Yes.
07:22Yes what?
07:24We're blind.
07:33I don't understand.
07:35He's not kidding, Coach.
07:37We're all blind.
07:40And mildly retarded.
07:52So let me get this straight.
07:54All of you guys on this team, you're all blind.
08:01And a little bit retarded.
08:03That's about it.
08:05That's about it.
08:07Some of us more than others.
08:09So, Davis, when I was calling you a loser and an idiot for not getting any rebounds,
08:25you couldn't even see the ball.
08:28Yes, Coach.
08:31Also, I'm not 100% sure what a basketball is.
08:37Oh, God.
08:38Oh, God.
08:42Do you think, fellas, that someone could have mentioned to me that you're blind and retarded?
08:50You thought you knew.
08:53No, no, I didn't know.
08:54Nobody told me.
08:55I didn't know.
08:56Didn't you know the name of the school, Coach?
09:03St. Mary's.
09:05It's St. Mary's School for the Blind and Miley Retarded.
09:10You guys, I said horrible things to you boys.
09:15And I am sorry.
09:19I'm going to go kill myself now.
09:21I'm sorry.
09:22No.
09:23Don't go.
09:24We like the way you coached us.
09:26Yeah, it's fun getting treated like crap.
09:29Just like a real team.
09:31Yeah, usually everybody will feel sorry for us and they won't tell us that we suck.
09:37Will you stay and be our coach?
09:41If you stay, I'll make you a bracelet.
09:43Stay coach, stay coach, stay coach, stay coach, stay coach, stay coach, stay coach.
09:55Can you leave?
10:04No, I'm here.
10:05I'm here.
10:05Listen, if you guys, if you guys really want me to stay, I'll stay.
10:15I'll tell you what, you guys, in the second half, just go out there and have fun and laugh
10:24and dance and sing and do whatever you want.
10:26No, no, no, no, no.
10:28Be like before when you called us losers and nutsacks.
10:33You guys, I can't do that anymore.
10:34I thought you said you were a real coach.
10:37I guess you're not.
10:45I got it.
10:51Yeah, we thought you were a real coach.
10:53I thought you were a real team.
10:58But I guess you're just piles of fresh puke disguising yourself as a basketball team.
11:08Yeah!
11:09Let's get out there and kick some butt.
11:11Yeah!
11:12Yeah!
11:12Yeah!
11:13Yeah!
11:13Yeah!
11:13Yeah!
11:13Yeah!
11:14Yeah!
11:14Yeah!
11:15Yeah!
11:16Yeah!
11:17Yeah!
11:18Yeah!
11:19Yeah!
11:20Yeah!
11:21Yeah!
11:22Yeah!
11:23Yeah!
11:23Daddy has a great job in systems integration.
11:29He makes a lot of money at the in-rump operation.
11:31Uh-oh!
11:32Bankruptcy.
11:33Gotta move, gotta move.
11:34Can't pay no bills.
11:35Gotta move, gotta move out of Beverly Hills.
11:37Daddy got a new job.
11:39Boy, is it the bomb.
11:40Telecommunicating down at WorldCom.
11:42Ooh-wee!
11:43Bankruptcy.
11:44Gotta move, gotta move.
11:45We're bouncing checks.
11:46Gotta move, gotta move to an apartment complex.
11:48Daddy got another job cause he's smart.
11:51Working with the blue light down at Kmart.
11:53Holy crap!
11:54Bankruptcy.
11:55Gotta move, gotta move.
11:56Ain't nothin' in the fridge.
11:57Gotta move, gotta move underneath the bridge.
12:00Went to Disney, laid up there.
12:02Income, telecom, USA.
12:04Adelphia, Winstar, N-O-2.
12:06Quest and Napstar and I-Woo.
12:08We're all desperate.
12:10Mom's on crank.
12:11Daddy took a pistol to the bank.
12:13Now our life is full of thrill cause we're all back in Beverly Hills.
12:17We two!
12:18Woo-hoo!
12:19Babe, babe, babe.
12:20Ha, ha, ha, ha.
12:23Ha!
12:24I'm Anniko Smith.
12:25And I'm Tony Hawk.
12:26Say, too.
12:27We're up next.
12:28Hang on.
12:29Here we go.
12:30I was gonna sit at home and have a pillow eat quailies dipped in lard and pee on the
12:46wall.
12:47The producers want me to have a life, so instead I'm going to meet the legendary skate legend
12:53Tony Hawk and visit his Boom Boom Huck Jam tour.
12:57I haven't hucked anybody in two years.
13:00I hope you can see it.
13:11Oh, hi.
13:12Hi.
13:13Tony Hawk.
13:14This is our crew.
13:15Tony Hawkman, Carrie Hart, Kevin Robinson, Bucky Lastic, Dave Mira, Brian Howard.
13:19This is our show, Boom Boom Huck Jam.
13:21Wow.
13:22Boom, boom.
13:23This is my crew.
13:24This is Cammie.
13:25This is Bobby.
13:26Hello.
13:27Don't shake it.
13:28And this...
13:29I forget your name.
13:30I'm Daniel.
13:31Daniel, that's right.
13:32You can throw the bad boys.
13:33You wanna catch him?
13:34No, thanks.
13:35I will.
13:36Cammie, come on!
13:37That's Cammie!
13:38That's Cammie!
13:39That's Cammie!
13:40That's Cammie!
13:41That's Cammie!
13:42That's Cammie!
13:43That's Cammie!
13:44That's Cammie!
13:45That's Cammie!
13:46That's Cammie!
13:47That's Cammie!
13:48That's Cammie!
13:49Hey, look at this!
13:50These are making me horny!
13:51Ow!
13:52I feel like Frogger!
13:55Oh, look at this.
13:59These are making me horny.
14:02I feel like Frogger.
14:06Oh, that's one I want right there.
14:12We're going to watch Kimmy do some tricks.
14:15No helmet or pads.
14:16Go, Kimmy.
14:17No, I'm not going to do it.
14:19I don't do tricks.
14:20I'm not a trick.
14:20Please, go ahead.
14:22Kimmy?
14:25I'm going to give my husband hair to wrap.
14:41Here's his hat.
14:48Aren't these luxurious?
14:49I designed them myself.
14:51This one is like a Hungarian brothel type.
14:55I can feel it.
14:57And this one right here is based upon actually the underwear that I'm wearing right now.
15:01I want to show you.
15:03Oh, thanks.
15:05I don't like anything.
15:07Hello.
15:10Anna, you should go up there and skate.
15:13You can do it.
15:14You're luxurious.
15:15I can do anything that I put my mind to.
15:18I just have to decide if I want to do it or not.
15:20Mom, you're going to embarrass yourself as you go up there.
15:22Okay, I'll do it.
15:23I want to do it.
15:24Wait.
15:24Give me.
15:26Don't look at my bottom.
15:28Those bikes scared me.
15:29I peed a little bit.
15:34Oh, my God.
15:37Oh, my God.
15:38Oh, my God.
15:39Oh, God.
15:41She did a melon.
15:46She did a melon.
15:46She did a melon.
15:48She did a melon.
15:50She did a melon.
15:52She did a melon.
15:54Oh, no.
15:56Hi.
15:57I kept my arms closed.
15:59Yeah, I did.
16:05Calling Hawk, can you please adopt me and take me away from her?
16:09Or maybe I'll come on the Boom Boom Hug Jam tour with you.
16:12Or I live in your backyard.
16:15Tony Hawk, I don't care.
16:16Come on.
16:17Your mom's not that bad.
16:18Yeah.
16:19Oh.
16:22Okay.
16:23I'll adopt you.
16:24Oh, thank you, Tony Hawk.
16:26What's your name?
16:27I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I love
16:31yourself and I know.
16:37Shira and Miss Nizza are good friends of mine.
16:41Nizza is from Israel.
16:43Shira, Palestine.
16:45Shira went to market.
16:46The border had been shut.
16:49A group of soldiers ran by her and knocked her on her buttermilk and bagels.
16:53Were on Nizza's list, a nearby bus backfired, and made her take a whizzing down the alley.
17:00She overheard a thunderclap, she thought it was artillery, and took a big white crap light
17:06from the deli.
17:08And while they all saw, someone dropped the light bulb and made ninja clincher, holy war
17:13continue.
17:14So when their homes they hide, now they shop the internet and try to stay inside.
17:20The internet, man's greatest communication station, or just another place to get your
17:28porn on.
17:29These and other questions answered tonight.
17:31Now my panel tonight helping me discuss all the hot button issues of the day is freestyle
17:42rapper and professional dog walker, Necranial Wings.
17:46What up, yo?
17:46All right, man.
17:47You know what's up with me.
17:48I'm kicking in the recording studio.
17:50Right now, I got me over two dozen dogs, homie.
17:53I'm cleaning up.
17:54I know that's right.
17:55And you better be.
17:56You don't want to be stepping in all that.
17:57Now next up is the assistant night manager at PDQ check cashing, and my baby's mama's
18:04cousin's brother-in-law, phone book Johnson.
18:06What up, book?
18:07Uh, nothing but the rent, DB.
18:09What's cracking?
18:09I know that's right, boy.
18:11Hey, man.
18:11What the hell are you doing?
18:13It's you doing a m****, but man, I don't know why.
18:15Hey, man.
18:16Stop that s***.
18:16You on TV.
18:18It's you, man, with all them damn dogs, man.
18:21You covered in fleas and s***.
18:22Man, s*** you, man.
18:23No, s*** you, man.
18:24No, s*** that.
18:25Hey, hey, hey, hey, there's kids watching, so f*** you both.
18:33Now, my last guess is noted columnist F. Michael McCroskey.
18:40Hey, man, let me ask you something.
18:42What's the F stand for?
18:43Oh, uh, that's, uh, Francis.
18:46Francis.
18:47You know something, man, my cousin's name was Francis, but then, you know, she had to
18:50change it because she became a lesbian, and she needed something that was a little bit
18:53more manly.
18:55So, uh, McCroskey, let me ask you something, ma'am.
19:00Where does your famous column appear at?
19:06What's so funny?
19:08Well, uh, you just ended a sentence with a preposition.
19:11I got preposition twice on Sinister Street on my way over here.
19:17Hey, Bo, he said preposition, not proposition.
19:22Yeah, you see, uh, phone book, uh, Dollar Bill, uh, asked me, where does my column appear
19:28at?
19:29And that's a preposition, and you're, you're not supposed to end a sentence with one ever.
19:33You know what, man?
19:36You're absolutely right, and I want to apologize.
19:38As a matter of fact, let me, uh, reinstate the question, if you will.
19:41Um, where does your famous column appear at?
19:44Now let's move on to our first topic, homeland security.
19:55Should airplane pilots be carrying guns?
19:57Phone book, put your stank on it, baby.
19:59But, Dollar Bill, when I travel, I travel to Greyhound anyway.
20:03So that don't mean s*** to me.
20:04As long as the toilet's clean, I'm cool.
20:06I hear that.
20:08McCran, you, what's your take?
20:09I tell you what, as many flights as I've been on, I wish I had me a gun.
20:14I mean, how many times a brother got to ask for some peanuts around this place?
20:18I know, that's right.
20:20Cracker.
20:23No thanks, I don't eat carbs.
20:27That's you, F Mike.
20:29You the cracker.
20:31Oh, that kind of cracker.
20:32Okay, I'm sorry.
20:34Excuse me.
20:36I guess I would have to say it's a bit of a slippery slope and a conundrum.
20:42He's right, kids.
20:44Always wear your conundrums.
20:48Especially when you got the skank calls on Center Street.
20:53You know, y'all both some stupid s***, man.
20:57Anyway, let's move on.
20:59Next topic, the internet.
21:00Something, something, or nothing, nothing.
21:03I'd like to take that one if I could.
21:05The internet is something, something.
21:08I have an online commentary magazine called Static, and I suppose you could say that is
21:13where my column is at.
21:17So what you mocking me, man?
21:20No, no, no.
21:21Definitely not.
21:22That's where my column is at.
21:25That's good, man.
21:33That's good.
21:37I cover all the international news, the international hot spots.
21:41You do hot spots?
21:42I love that website, man.
21:44But you need to stop putting all them fat, hairy, Russian women on there.
21:47You need to get them fine Asian girls.
21:50Yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:50I like when they get the age woman all contorted.
21:53Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
21:55They wrap around.
21:57They be swinging like a medal.
22:00Can you do that s*** there?
22:02No, I don't.
22:02I'm not talking about porn.
22:03I'm talking about journalism.
22:05Journalism, you idiots.
22:06I know you ain't getting loud on my show
22:12No again
22:15Cause yeah I am
22:16You know I just about had it
22:17Cause you know I am not your bitch
22:19Alright
22:20I'm not your bitch or your bitch either
22:22You cannot intimidate F. Michael McCroskey
22:24And by the way how dare you make fun of the name Francis
22:27What kind of name is
22:28Phone Book
22:29What about you
22:35What about the cranial
22:37That's how somebody talks when they've had a stroke
22:39Oh
22:42Oh
22:46Man you just snapped on all three of us
22:49Yeah now let's move on to our speed round
22:57Saddam Hussein
22:59Kill or chill
23:00McCroskey
23:01Kill that hairy
23:02You know I gotta say I'm a little bit surprised
23:07By your sudden rush to judgment
23:08I mean don't you think it would be rather prudent
23:10To wait for United Nations sanctions to take effect
23:12I concur
23:13We certainly should be cautious and judicious in our approach
23:16Indeed
23:18We need to be diplomatic
23:19The international community will undoubtedly hold us all responsible
23:23Indubitably
23:23Indubitably
23:24Yes
23:25Yes
23:25We just planned with you man
23:28We want to kill that damn
23:29All right man this brings us to the last topic of conversation
23:36And this is a deep question that's been on everybody's mind
23:39Who got the most flavor
23:41Pop tarts
23:42Or toaster strudel
23:43I gotta go with the tarts baby
23:46Mmm
23:47The cranial
23:47Yeah man
23:48I'm only f***ing with the strudel
23:50Mmm
23:50F. Whitey
23:51Oh you haven't lived
23:53You've had a croissant
23:54I mean nigger please
23:55I mean nigger please
24:25Check this out man
24:37We not gonna kill you
24:39You just gonna come up missing
24:40Anyway that's our show
24:44And remember
24:44If you want real m***ing talk
24:46About real m***ing issues
24:48Then watch
24:51Go ahead man
24:51Real m***ing talk
24:54Get your hands up
25:05Mad TV
25:05Ladies and gentlemen
25:08Welcome to the debate
25:09For the Illinois Senate seat
25:10Between Republican candidate
25:11Mayor Richard Campbell
25:13And Democratic candidate
25:14Dr. Ronald Burnham
25:16Mayor Campbell won the coin toss backstage
25:19So he will be answering first
25:21And the question is
25:22Do you believe in sacrificing
25:24Certain civil liberties
25:25To guarantee
25:26National security
25:28What people need to understand
25:30Is that the rules we live by
25:32During peacetime
25:33No longer apply
25:34America
25:35Is at war
25:36No no no
25:38What folks have to comprehend
25:39Is that the laws we abide by
25:41Are no longer applicable
25:43America is in a non-peacetime period
25:46No no
25:47The government must be allowed
25:50To bend the laws
25:51In order to protect its people
25:53I disagree
25:54The administration should be allowed
25:55To take liberties
25:56With the rules
25:57To defend its citizens
25:58You don't know what you're talking about
26:01And you sir
26:02Are unaware of the words
26:03That are coming out of your mouth
26:04Gentlemen
26:05Please try not to interrupt each other
26:08Thank you
26:08Dr. Burnham
26:09You'll answer the next question first
26:11Where do you stand on welfare reform?
26:14Welfare is like a band-aid
26:16It can cover a wound
26:17But it cannot heal it
26:19That is totally untrue
26:20Welfare is like an adhesive strip
26:23That goes over an open sore
26:24You cannot provide a permanent remedy
26:27Mayor, I can't believe what I'm hearing
26:29These people need jobs
26:30Doctor, my ears must be deceiving me
26:33These citizens need employment
26:35But don't you think that work
26:38Gives the common man self-esteem?
26:40No
26:40An occupation gives a person self-respect
26:43America needs to get back on its feet
26:48Untrue
26:48America needs to get back on its heels
26:50Arches and toes
26:51We need to return to the America
26:54That our grandfathers broke their backs
26:56To create
26:57Wrong
26:58We need to return to the country
26:59That our father's fathers
27:01Snapped their spines in order to make
27:03Oh, please
27:05Your grandfather was nothing more than a bootlegger
27:07Who made liquor in copper tubs
27:09And sold it to people who lived in shanty towns
27:11Well, at least my grandfather
27:13Wasn't an illegal alcohol maker
27:15Who created booze in a metallic vat
27:17Which was later purchased by impoverished residents of Gettos
27:20You are a big liar
27:22And you are a large-sized non-truth teller
27:25Would you listen to his mudslinging?
27:28It's this kind of talk that is tearing this country apart
27:31I'm not doing that
27:32What America needs right now is to come together as one
27:36He wants to divide this country
27:38Excuse me?
27:39Ha ha ha
27:40That's ludicrous
27:41My platform will help unify America
27:44I believe in welfare reform
27:46Homeland security
27:47School uniforms
27:48What?
27:49That's my platform, you thief
27:51And let me tell you something else, you pompous windbag
27:53You're the reason America is such a mess
27:56Oh, I'm the reason, am I?
27:58Well, if I'm a pompous windbag
27:59Then you're a jackass
28:01How dare you call me a jackass?
28:04Ha ha ha
28:04Look, look, look
28:05He was going to hit me
28:07I feel sorry for the American people
28:09That this is all they have to choose from
28:11I refuse to share the same stage as you
28:13Where do you think you're going?
28:15I'm leaving the stage
28:16Oh, really?
28:17Well, which exit are you going to take?
28:19This one
28:19No, I'm taking this one
28:21Fine, I'll take this one
28:23If you want an original thinker in office
28:27Vote for me
28:28Dolly Madison's 7-Up Cakes and Sweet Potato Pies presents
28:39A Chocolate-Covered Peanuts Special
28:41It's the big-ass pumpkin, Chucky Brown
28:43I don't know, Lionel
28:45Tonight is Halloween, but I just can't get into the spirit
28:49If I want to see skeletons, I can just look in the shallow graves in the sandlot
28:53I know how to cheer you up, Chucky Brown
28:56Come with me tonight and you will see the big-ass pumpkin
28:59As he flies high over the field
29:00To deliver presents to all the children who believe
29:03Lionel, the only one flying high is you
29:06I told you not to smoke your blanket
29:08I'm going to go trick-or-treating
29:11And then go to Violetta's Halloween party
29:13At least there I can try to meet the little nappy-headed girl
29:17Why don't you just write her a note?
29:19Because after three years of social promotion
29:21I'm functionally illiterate
29:24Where are you?
29:25I got a chocolate bar
29:35I got raisins
29:36I got a condom
29:37Raisins?
29:38That is so whack
29:39Let's trash this dump
29:41Soon the big-ass pumpkin will fly over us
29:46And deliver his bag full of toys
29:48I'll let you see my vagina for a nickel
29:51Hey Bucket!
29:55Get away from my mama's fortified wine
29:58It's time to buy for apples
30:00Me first!
30:02Has anybody seen Snoop Dog?
30:03Heart!
30:04Dog germs!
30:06Get hot water!
30:07Get some disinfectant!
30:11One day I'm going to put a firecracker up that dog's ass
30:15Wake up, Lionel
30:20Where's my sister?
30:22Sally got sick of waiting for the big-ass pumpkin
30:25And went home
30:26But then I saw something rise up behind the dumpster
30:28And I got so excited I passed out
30:30Did I miss the big-ass pumpkin?
30:33Did he leave presents?
30:35No, but your butt's bleeding
30:36And there's a dollar pinned to your shirt
30:38Rats!
30:40That's the same thing that happened last year
30:42Good grief!
30:48It's the cops!
30:49Let's bust a move!
30:51Miss the return of Shep?
31:07Skip tally on Oprah?
31:08Ran for your life during Cartoon Wars?
31:10That's not cool
31:10Get caught up in a South Park Rewind
31:12Cram three hours of this season's biggest episodes
31:14All in one night
31:15Maybe I should get a little high
31:17The South Park New Season Rewind
31:18Tonight starting at 10 right here
31:20It's a show where sensitivity is embraced
31:22Her ovaries haven't spit out a fresh egg since 1985
31:26Where cultural diversity is celebrated
31:29That would be like going to East L.A.
31:30And finding the one teenage Mexican girl that's not pregnant
31:33And where every point of view is respected
31:35The fact that guys want to sleep with me
31:37Doesn't help me when I go in to get a job
31:39Yes, it does!
31:40Oh, my God!
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31:42It's Mind Amensia
31:42A melting pot of intelligent social commentary
31:45Are you serious?
31:46Watch a new episode Wednesday at 10.30
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31:49Them boys are back
31:51And the third time's the charm
31:53Southern men
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