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  • 5/24/2025

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00:00What's up Wolfpack fam it's your boy Key back at it again
00:13Hope you're doing well continuing my awesome journey alongside Victor and Margaret in one foot in a grave
00:17What adventures are gonna be happening on this week's episode?
00:19I gotta stay tuned to find out ladies and gentlemen you will hear it again next it's not included dammit
00:25You gotta bring you out. Don't forget to Like comment subscribe free to do helps out the channel tremendously
00:30Thank you to everyone who does those things and shout out to the patrons as well. Thanks for your support goes a long way
00:35Let's get it
00:37Snacks not included. Let's freaking go
00:56Fading away, but I'm not yet expired
00:59Left out run down to all the same
01:03one foot in the grave
01:09So online to we have Patrick good evening to you Patrick and what's your question for Mimsy Berkowitz?
01:25I had to be rushed to hospital with it hanging between my legs
01:46Something wrong with this phone. Oh
01:49Sorry, yes, it only takes incoming calls at the moment. They were supposed to fix it
01:56Is everything all right Jean you've been really fidgety all night
02:03Margaret do you mind if we go and sit down?
02:12The man I think I'm gonna be sick
02:26I
02:30Think
02:43You know the woman who lives two doors along from us lost her husband in that ear syringing accident
02:49a
02:51Couple of weeks ago
02:53this
02:54Blew off her washing line and into my god
02:58You see where all this the the colors being bleached out of the stripes down here the bottom
03:05Acne gel
03:08What Chris puts on the back of his neck every night
03:12The stripes on his shirt collars are exactly the same
03:16You can't be serious his head's been on this pillow Margaret, I know it
03:27Just think I'm being melodramatic and everything well
03:32Perhaps we'll soon have some proof
03:35I've hired a private detective
03:38To follow him about see if they go anywhere together
03:42I've got to find out Margaret one way or the other
03:45if I did find out he'd be I
03:49Don't know what I do. I
03:51Think I I just might kill myself
03:54I
04:08Know
04:12Well, why don't you phone the conference hotel and put your mind at rest
04:25Well, I suppose we could meet up for some lunch
04:29But I've got a bit of a hectic day tomorrow
04:33Well, Patrick and Pippa are coming in the evening and Victor's got his
04:38Conjurers group meeting here at half-past. Oh
04:42God knows Jean
04:44They all go around each other's houses once a week and fish a hanky out of a hat
04:50Between the magic circle and dad's army
04:54Yes, yes. All right. I will and do try to stop fretting. Yes. Okay. Bye
05:01Don't panic. Don't panic. Are you coming to bed tonight or what?
05:04Remember, you've got a job to go to tomorrow morning. I'll be up in time for the work
05:07I just want to test this over tomorrow. Make sure it's a working order
05:11utterly pathetic
05:15Oh, I
05:16Trust that one with the gammy elbow isn't gonna start sawing himself in half again this time
05:22The history I'm not sure if he's coming in a bit of a heart scare last week
05:25Oh, we'd never get the stains out. It's good job. We've got a red carpet is all I can say
05:36That's not good I
05:40Don't believe it you can go down this time. I've had enough for one day
05:52I
05:54Exploded chip on what excuse me, sir. Can we get through please? Yeah, come on straight through
05:59I did not call the sodding fire again. My house is not a fire. Would you please go away? Oh, isn't it?
06:08Sorry lads as you were
06:11This is the third time this week. You're a lot of me, right? I'm getting pretty bloody sick of it
06:15Yeah, well, I'm sorry, sir, but as you'll appreciate we've got to take every call seriously
06:19Now then you've no idea who these pranksters are than they keep bringing us up
06:23No, presumably somebody I've annoyed in the past was trying to get their own back
06:34Well, I'm sorry for the inconvenience sir, good night good night
06:49Messy with my boy
07:03Morning mr. Meldrum keeping your bowels open
07:09Didn't see you there the sugar frosties actually, yes, I wouldn't have thought you need a laxative in a job like that
07:15He's the old road, isn't it? Are you settling in now? All right. Very well. Thank you picked it up straightaway
07:21No problems of any kind. Oh good. Good. That's nice. Yes
07:25No one said anything to you about psycho Sam as yet then
07:30Psycho Sam no, no, no, no, that's fine. If they haven't no, there's no point making you a bag of nerves before you start
07:35That's just what you don't want in any case. I'm not sure he hasn't had his heavy goods license withdrawn
07:41After what happened last Friday afternoon with your predecessor
07:44Nice, but what happened last Friday afternoon? What about my predecessor? Oh, yes
07:48It's a shame about old Bertie nice old chap as well. They're very popular with the children
07:52She remember Betty who's Betty? Look, what are you talking about? Anyway, I better scoot
07:57You see, I've got a pop auntie sis down the road and control at 9
08:00So see you about I expect and don't go worrying about articulated lorries. You'll be absolutely fine. Oh
08:06Oh
08:09Bit of a to-do out here by the looks of things. Well, uh, bye-bye to that. Mr. Meldrum
08:16Thanks, bro, you've got a lollipop money man stuck inside a smoke-filled urethra
08:36I've got to dash. I put some coffee out if you want to help yourself. Your money's on the kitchen table
08:41Tell me and thanks very much. Oh
08:43Well Meg's gone sick and I've got to do a couple of hours at the shop and then I'm seeing Jean for lunch
08:48I haven't had a minute to think about food for tonight. Well, that's all right. I'll do that. What am I special?
08:53Oh, are you sure? I think there's some mints in the fridge. I'll see you later. Yes. Bye
08:59Ah
09:05Here we are what did I tell you my horoscope for the day do not under any
09:10Circumstances go around for a meal tonight at Victor Meldrum's unless accompanied by a trained exorcist
09:17I would ring up and cancel but I suppose it's a bit inconsiderate. Isn't it really dragging him out of his coffin in broad daylight?
09:24Bizarre aquatic species I can expect in the groin this time
09:29Stingray up the rectum
09:32I'll just get off lightly with a couple of barnacles on the foreskin
09:38Can you see an old dirty floor cloth by the door
09:43Yep, would you mind shoving it in your bloody mouth?
09:52She added shit enough with that
09:54Mm-hmm. I think this is going to one of my good ones
10:03Now the magic formula
10:07Two tips chili powder in a cup of water
10:17And while a half teaspoon
10:24Oh
10:45No
10:54Brother
11:02Fancy a cover
11:15I mean, what is it? You get some kind of sick perverted pleasure out of rowing with our neighbors
11:22Yes
11:25Living in a Dennis Wheatley novel or something the way you carry on
11:29They're just a normal couple like you and me trying to leave normal everyday lives
11:40Very normal
11:51I
12:16Could try wearing crucifixes
12:21Hey at least ain't boring
12:51Oh
13:21Period
13:43Mr. Hendricks, yes, we think it may be his heart. Yes. We know all about it and we'll deal with it
13:49If you'll just go watch it leave it and come back for that later
13:59How is it how is it Jean is there anything there I can definitely feel a slight flutter here somewhere
14:19Oh
14:21Oh
14:47Mama what's going on?
14:51I
15:12Think he's starting to respond Margaret. Oh, I should get him outside into some fresh air
15:21That's it
15:52I
15:53Mustn't seem too bad now
15:55Ambulances can take an eternity up here. Maybe we should get him to the hospital ourselves. Only mrs. Muldrow anything I can do to help at all
16:06What's happened is he dead get this we're ready to join him haven't said it'd be a good 20 minutes yet
16:14Oh
16:19It's all under control
16:21We've managed to get him out of there and he seems to be all right
16:24But mr. Swayne very kindly said he'd run him up to hospital just to be on the safe side
16:28You're gonna be late for your next shift if you don't look lively
16:31Look, just go Gina. I will tidy up the mess. Are you sure? Well, I'll speak to you later
16:37and
16:40Sorry about all this
16:43Right
16:47You ready
17:13Oh
17:29Man
17:44Oh
17:55Afternoon mr. Meldrum
17:57You're still in one piece then
18:00evidently, oh
18:01By the way, your old gentleman. Mr. Hen strange was fine in the end. They gave him a thorough going over in casualty
18:07I'm just trying to get him home now and time for tea
18:11This isn't mr. Head strange
18:13This is mr. Matthews
18:16He hasn't got a weak heart, but this is the chap your wife asked me to take down the hospital
18:23Where's mr. Hen strange there when I left
18:32He's still inside the trunk
18:34I
18:38Didn't explain there what happened he asked us to chain him up inside said it escaped in 30 seconds
18:44But after 10 minutes, it all went quiet
18:47Mr. Gridley found he had lost the key. Mr. Matthews here passed out
18:52I'm sure I told him to keep searching where I went for a nightmares. I mean surely good
19:02God
19:04Oh
19:22What did she say this one's mayonnaise
19:27This one's blue cheese and I think this one's Thousand Island
19:32So, what's this one then? I think that's an ashtray
19:39Suspiciously like pigeon droppings
19:44Disgusting remarks all night. You're gonna get this lot right in your face. Can you see a butter knife at all?
19:50Well, there's bound to be one around here somewhere
19:52I
19:59Wonder what he uses to cut his toenails at night
20:07You sure you won't join us for the evening Victor's made enough chili here to feed a regiment
20:12Thank You Margaret, but I think I'd better get home and cold
20:15You know who see how the investigations been progressing. Yes. Well, let's get home tomorrow
20:22And then you'll find you've been worrying yourself all over nothing at all. You'll see
20:26Yes
20:27Well, bye Margaret. Talk to you soon. Yes, if you feel like ringing at any time. Oh, I will yes
20:44Sorry about that
20:46Now I expect Victor will be a while yet and I've still got a couple of things to see to in the kitchen
20:50So you just make yourselves at home
20:55Yes, I'll just settle down and get comfortable sitting on this machete
21:00Spending an evening at the Munsters coming around
21:04Nameless horror you're gonna come across next
21:18I
21:20See
21:29Two grizzly from God now, listen, listen to this
21:40Yes, very good
21:43You should be on the Paul Daniel show
21:47Me you witless woman
21:50You display of my ventriloquial dexterity there's someone in the bloody trunk
21:55There's a body inside here
22:02Chains rattling inside
22:11I'm sorry
22:13Didn't I know what would you like? I think there's some martini. I'm not sure whether they just left any whiskey
22:43I
23:06Was amazing
23:13I
23:43Waited his whole life for that moment
23:57No reply from the war boys residents must be on their way. Oh, I gave mrs
24:02Henson a quick wing tend to be a while before his back straight inside, but otherwise he's recovering quite well
24:08I
24:10Don't know whether this was such a good idea. I
24:13Just thought if we could get the pair of them out for the evening, it might take my mind off this ridiculous. Oh
24:23Sorry, I'm late
24:25Chris took the wrong turning on the new one-way system. All right. So where is he parking the car? No
24:32No, he won't be joining us
24:34Just gave me a lift here on his way to the office to collect some things
24:39It's all over between us I'm afraid we talked it all through and decided it was for the best
24:48And as they didn't see much point in in prolonging the agony is he's moving in with her tomorrow morning
24:57Holy
25:00So it was true in the end that woman next door but one oh
25:07No, no, no, of course it wasn't that was me just barking up the wrong tree as usual
25:17That's the worst part of it all I'm afraid
25:22The private detective
25:30Apparently he spotted her after the first couple of days following him around
25:35They got chatting. He said it was silly of them to keep taking two cars everywhere when they
25:44Seems they just hit it off together straight away
25:50Everything's gone
25:53Wrong is it good? Really?
25:58Yes, it generally does
26:01One thing you could be sure about in life just when you think that things are never ever going to get better
26:06They suddenly get worse
26:10Wise man
26:13Yes, although right now it's hard to imagine how
26:22I
26:50Love this show
26:52I
27:07Absolutely love this
27:22Body
27:40Ladies and gentlemen, hopefully you enjoyed it. This was quite the adventure
27:45I am so damn excited and happy that I am watching this show
27:50It continues to just bring barrels of laughs
27:54Man, I just love this crew, you know, so thank you guys for hanging out. We're gonna talk about it. Thank you so much
28:01Ladies and gentlemen, I hope that you enjoyed to me that extraordinary event
28:07This was such a beautiful spectacle
28:11You know if I could do a standing ovation
28:13I would do it because man this was so good man
28:17Ladies and gentlemen from the beginning my boys snacking on the Maltesers, you know, yummy snacks that we have tried
28:24So I know I say snacks is not included, but he was making me hungry in just that moment
28:30They gotta have breakfast because if I didn't have breakfast man, I would have been really, you know
28:35Wanting to go get me some man, but I absolutely loved it in the they have a great way
28:42Of having humor throughout a lot of grim scenarios ladies and gentlemen Victor with some wise
28:49wise words at the end there, but you know when
28:54Something is up with mrs. War boys, right, you know, and you know, we're all concerned, you know, obviously the missus as well
29:01You know Margaret. She's concerned as well for her friend and you know, we about to figure out what the hell is going on
29:06right, she's gonna give us the 401 to scoop and
29:09My boy Victor is chillin. I gotta say it was absolutely
29:15Amazing to see my boy laugh man. It's just a brilliant laugh. Just chilling out. He's vibing with his music. He's got his drink
29:22He's got his chocolate, you know, he's he's just vibing. You know, he is an absolute vibe
29:28That's the way, you know me watching the show, you know, not when I'm not doing reactions when I'm not doing reaction
29:34I got my snacks and stuff because I can't be chomping away while I'm doing these reactions
29:38But you know when I'm sitting down on my free time snack drink show, you know, that that's that's that's it, man
29:45I'm low-key. I'm chill. That's what I love to do
29:49So, you know Victor is a vibe with all the laughs that he does
29:53And all the things that tend to happen to him, you know, Nick, you know, Nick
29:58Brought the fear to my boy, you know Victor and shit giving him some, you know news of like the press
30:04You know the predecessor
30:06Of the previous lollipop, you know, so it was pretty cool that Victor's got this job as a lollipop man
30:12And shit, I would not have known about the lollipop man if we didn't watch still game back in a day
30:19You know when we had my boy Winston, you know as the lollipop man, so, you know, thankfully a I like to think I learned a
30:26Couple things and you know over the course of the years but great to hear dad's army here as well
30:34Don't panic don't panic we got more episodes in one foot in the grave, but man, this was so good
30:39There is a lot of scenes great, but let me get back to you know, him vibing headphones, you know, he's rocking out
30:45he's chilling out and
30:47She's giving this grim news and shit and all of a sudden my man says
30:54Throughout her grim as news that is like how they combined
31:00Funny with a sad-ass moment because you instantly forget
31:05She's pouring her heart and soul, you know to Margaret and shit, but it you know, obviously you care
31:10But at the same time you're laughing at the same time. So I think that is just a great way of doing it
31:16You know, you know, she basically was like she'd kill herself essentially, you know some grim shit, right? And he's like
31:22I
31:28Read throughout the comments a long time ago, you know, some people can only watch the show in doses and stuff
31:33But man, they do a really good job for me
31:36Combining grim type moments and stuff with humor. So it's it's a job. Well done
31:41Perfectly executed by my boy Victor, you know, we love mrs
31:46War boys if that is not obvious just in case she's one of the best additions of the show
31:50Good to see my boy Nick and you know the firefighters scenes, you know popping in in, you know
31:57All these, you know, essentially these calls happening in this is this is a nightly occurrence daily shit
32:03So I could just imagine how many damn scenarios man?
32:07Yeah, it got to the point that at the end this guy was already as soon as he called they were already there man
32:12They are just waiting for a call. I thought that was absolutely hilarious now
32:18What did you guys think about Patrick
32:21Talking on the line basically shit talking his neighbor and stuff, you know, and Margaret's hearing this shit on the radio
32:27I mean damn man. Listen, we know they don't like each other. It's obvious
32:32But man, yo Patrick we going out his way man, at least you know, I may be mistaken
32:39But Victor's not calling any hotlines or anything like that talking smack and shit like that
32:45Yeah, at least led to be known so Patrick B
32:47He had some funny moments in this episode when he was going in his little tangent
32:51He was going on his little moaning of life
32:54Moment there. I think he did exceptionally great as well
32:58Pippa was fantastic. She had a little bit of Margaret, you know rage, you know pent up because again
33:05You know Victor and Patrick are very similar
33:07They moan a lot the bitching a lot in certain scenarios and shit like that and you know, it's cool to see
33:13So I like that she had a little bit of moment
33:15She got a little Hulk mad and you know, she gave him a little bit there pick up that right, you know
33:19You know, I just loved it. I loved it. So
33:22What else did we really enjoy?
33:25gotta be where
33:28You know, you see all these scenes that it's gonna as soon as you see it happening
33:33You just see okay, you already can tell kind of where it's gonna go
33:37You know with the the cup of tea the money's on the table the guy, you know, just help yourself to some
33:43You know go get yourself make, you know
33:45Make yourself a cup got the money on the table. You got Victor making food because Margaret doesn't have time
33:52And you know the guys going in may yell that shit was funny. This was
33:58You know some House of Horrors thing. I love that. He was talking about the Munsters on this one
34:04You know Patrick was talking about the Munsters he's hearing all these different sounds man
34:09And you know, he don't really want to be here, you know
34:12Pippa is the the voice of reason like a Margaret as well, you know trying to get them together
34:17They're normal and shit. You're hearing these screams and shit man again great scene comedy goal
34:23Great moments there the lollipop scene
34:26As well the all those moments where the firefighters is coming through the magician acts and stuff like that was great
34:34You know fluff, you know, she's uh, mrs
34:37War boys is on top of the guys something's fluffing around and shit and then that inflation shit going up and all that stuff man
34:44It just is
34:46insanely funny
34:48absolutely stellar episode like it just goes on and on and on with so many laughable moments here and
34:56You're just wanting more you don't want the episodes the end at least me
35:00You know, I just want to keep going and going and going I wish you know
35:05The show doesn't have an ending at some point, you know down the road
35:08But you know, I'm just gonna enjoy the ride each episode is its own adventure. I love every moment of it and mrs
35:15War boys fantastic Margaret fantastic Victor the man the legend, you know, just him laughing in the beginning
35:22it just really set the tone and
35:24All the things happening on the thing the guy going back to the bathroom and shit
35:28You always everybody's had a moment in time where you got the runs and shit and you're not quite done just yet
35:34So you had to go for round two loved it. I loved it. I loved it
35:39And yo, you know mrs. War boy suit with this investigation shit, man. Sometimes man. It's right under your nose
35:45There's I thought that shit was insane man. It wasn't that lady
35:50But I became it came to be another lady so just what a turn of events there and with Victor's words of wisdom
35:57You know, he's got a lot of experience in these kind of scenarios where things can sometimes get worse off man. So sometimes
36:04You get hit with those moments. You're like damn man, you know Mike drop moment there, but man, I love the show
36:10I love it. I love it. I love it. So fun. So funny great times
36:15I hope you guys are enjoying it best way to let me know is in the comments down below
36:18I am just looking forward to seeing the next episode as always. Just thanks for hanging out. Don't forget to Like comment subscribe
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36:30Have a fantastic rest of your weekend. Thanks for kicking it. We'll see you soon. Peace out. Take care of you well