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00:10what's up wolf egg fam it's your boy kid back at it again kicking off with the campus jeff
00:15ted and the rest of the gang on hidey high what adventures are going to be happening on this
00:21week's episode i got to stay tuned to find out but this is your cue whether you're new or
00:24recurrent snacks is not included damn it you got to bring your old fancy a cup and go make a
00:29sandwich whatever you need to come kick it with me and hopefully i have a laugh alongside me let's get
00:34it snacks not included let's freaking go
00:37well if you're feeling lonely and get them in a stew just bend your ear come over here and man
00:46here's what you do if you got the blues i got some news join in the fun and you're blue
00:51straight
01:16you're the holiday rock
01:21Well, I never had guessed. How did you get on?
01:23Great. The campers loved it. You've got belters.
01:25It was a bit messy, though.
01:27They started emptying their eggshells and porridge into me.
01:29I don't think I'll do it again.
01:31I think it's awful. Look, it wasn't Kipper morning.
01:34I've got a letter here for you, Ted. Registered.
01:36For goodness sake, go and take a shower.
01:38Can I borrow your little lovelier each-day soap?
01:43Oh, no.
01:44What's the matter?
01:45It's a court order for back alimony for me ex-wife.
01:4878 quid.
01:49I've got to pay you back at two quid a week extra.
01:52Bangles me beer money.
01:55Damn.
01:56The campers will have to fork out, that's all.
01:58Hello, Mr Murphy.
01:59You'll run away with the ugly face competition, you cheeky monkey.
02:03Oh, that's very kind of you.
02:04Mine's a pint.
02:06The question you get free drinks is an education.
02:09I don't like doing it.
02:11And I wouldn't have to if it wasn't for her.
02:13Take my tips, Pike.
02:14Never marry a woman.
02:17You must have loved her once.
02:20Yes, I did.
02:2126th of March, 1951.
02:25And I've not stopped paying for it since.
02:28Damn.
02:30Take notes, fellas.
02:31Morning, Peggy.
02:33Oh, thank goodness I've got you alone, Mr Fairbrother.
02:35I've tried to see you again and again, but they wouldn't let me near you.
02:38I can do it.
02:42Whoa, whoa, Peggy.
02:44I know I can do it.
02:45Come on, girl.
02:46Just answer me one question.
02:48Is there anything wrong with these legs?
02:53No, no, no.
02:54Nothing at all.
02:55You look like you're bloodshed.
02:56What has all this got to do with me, Peggy?
02:58Well, you hold the key to my feet.
03:00You could be me first step to stardom.
03:03I want to be a yellow coat.
03:05Get a load of this.
03:08Oh, boy.
03:10Hi-de-hi, campers.
03:12Let's hear it for Peggy.
03:13Hi-de-hi.
03:15Ho-de-ho.
03:16You're going to have the time of your life this week.
03:19The Ugly Face Competition.
03:21The Ugly Knees Competition.
03:24A Fonny Bouncing Baby Competition.
03:26And the Mr. Universe Competition.
03:30You two could have a body like mine.
03:35No, but the kickstand in my face.
03:38Sure about to pop out.
03:40And at night, in the ballroom, I throw away the clown's mask
03:44and become a sophisticated, alluring, semi-fatale.
03:52Sand in my shoes, sand from Havana.
03:59Calling me to that ever-so-heavenly shore.
04:05Calling me back to you once more.
04:10Sting in my veins, the sensuous strains of the soft guitars.
04:16Sting in my soul, the thundering roar of the tropic sea.
04:21Under the stars.
04:24Peggy!
04:25Uh-oh.
04:27Danger.
04:34What do you think you're doing here?
04:36Where'd you get those clothes from?
04:38I borrowed them from the girls.
04:39Well, put them back at once.
04:41And if this happens again, I shall report you to the supervisor.
04:44Not Miss Cathcart.
04:46Miss Cathcart.
04:48Awake.
04:51Bye.
04:54No, it's quite all right.
04:56It was too...
04:58Thanks.
05:00Whoops.
05:02She's a nuisance, that girl.
05:05No, no, why are you being rather hard on her?
05:07Well, if she's that determined to be a yellow coat,
05:09she can go through the proper channels.
05:10I won't have a bothering you.
05:12There's too many people around here ready to take advantage of you
05:15with soft hearts.
05:16You need protecting.
05:17Well, that's very good of you, Gladys, and I appreciate it.
05:19Oh.
05:21It's nice to be appreciated.
05:25Yes, well, um, what do we have today?
05:28Well, um, there's a report from the camp administration.
05:32Since the season started, we've lost 132 pairs of sheets,
05:37200 pillowcases, 371 towers, 85 blankets, 52 tooth mugs,
05:42and 120 light bulbs.
05:44Whoa, I'm afraid.
05:46Good Lord.
05:47You don't think Ted's running a stall in the market, do you?
05:50No.
05:51It's the campers.
05:52They knock them off.
05:54Well, surely not.
05:56Seems just nice, honest people.
05:58Oh, they're villains.
05:59They fill their suitcase on Saturday mornings.
06:01It happens every season.
06:03Well, why don't we search them before they leave?
06:05Well, Joe Mappin won't have that.
06:07It's like calling them thieves.
06:09Which half of them are, he just writes it off.
06:12There must be some way to put a stop to that.
06:15Oh, and, uh, Joe Mappin sent one of his messages to the staff.
06:19He does it from time to time.
06:21You have to read it out to them.
06:24It's not in very good English.
06:26Well, that's Joe Mappin.
06:28Says we think straight from the shoulder.
06:30We'll let his secretary alter her words.
06:33Do you mean I have to read this out as it is?
06:35Yes, of course.
06:37The staff we're all waiting for you, Jeff.
06:40Mr. Fairbrother will be out directly.
06:46Mr. Fairbrother will be out directly.
06:52Got it.
06:53Uh, good morning, everyone.
06:56Morning.
06:57Before we get down to, um, to routine business, I've got this message from Joe Mappin to read out to
07:04you.
07:06First of all, you've done a swell job last season.
07:13But this year, you've got to top it.
07:16And then some.
07:17And then some.
07:20It's in his own words, of course.
07:21It's not, um, it's not me.
07:24Uh, yellow coats, yellow coats, that's you.
07:27You've got to keep them smiles flashing.
07:30Last time I were around the camps, there were too many funeral faces.
07:35That's not what you're talking about.
07:36It's not me.
07:37Nobody sees me.
07:38I'm down like this all the time.
07:39He'll be punching Judy up in the air.
07:41I take it he's not referring to us.
07:44You can't demonstrate the slow foxtrot grinning like Bugs Bunny.
07:48You have to have a dignified expression on your face.
07:51Yeah, like you've got a nasty smell under your nose.
07:56In your case, you usually have.
07:59This is what I'm sure there are exceptions.
08:02But what Mr Mappin says is right in principle.
08:05And, uh, and that's why he's where he is today.
08:08Aye.
08:09That and paying us in washes.
08:11All right, all right.
08:13I'll just, I'll just read on.
08:16And don't forget to ram home my catchphrase, Heidi High.
08:21After all, I was the one what invented it.
08:26He never invented it.
08:27He was that mad colonel during the war.
08:29He shouted out Heidi High.
08:30And the soldiers had to shout ho-dee-ho back.
08:32He got court-martialed for it.
08:34Yes, yes.
08:34Well, that, that, that, that's neither here nor there, Mr Partridge.
08:36From now on, every Thursday will be Sunshine Smile Day.
08:41And, and any member of the staff found not smiling at any time from wakey-wakey to goodnight campers will
08:48be out on their...
08:50Yes, well...
08:54Mr Mappin certainly doesn't mince his words.
08:57And I, I don't want a smirk or a grin, but a full smile with, with flashing molars.
09:05Go to it, Heidi High, Joe Mappin.
09:09Well, well, of course, you see, Mr Mappin's idea is, is first class.
09:12And, of course, he's quite right.
09:13The world is a better place with a smile.
09:15What a great idea for a song.
09:18The world's a better place with a smile.
09:22Or should I, Ted?
09:24Yes, well, tomorrow's Thursday, but I don't think we need wait till then.
09:27Let's start now.
09:28It's quite simple and, and, and, and what a difference it makes.
09:35That's scary.
09:37Scared the shit out of me.
09:38Oh, yellow coots.
09:41Right, with me, dear.
09:43A one, two, a one, two, three, four.
09:48You too, Ted.
09:52All right.
09:54Lovely.
09:55Oh, now, come on, Mr Partridge, you can do better than that.
09:57Yeah, sort of.
09:59Ha, ha, ha, mummy.
10:02Oh, that's the gangsta right there.
10:04Cut off, you bastard.
10:05The same shilling smiles day is going to be a bit of a strain on the face, Ted.
10:08It's manna from heaven.
10:09We had it a couple of years ago.
10:11Gives us a chance to earn the campus amenity fund.
10:13You what?
10:16Any camper caught not smiling has to put a shilling in the tin.
10:20Half price for the kids.
10:22What's the campus amenity fund?
10:24You're looking at it.
10:27Yeah, you'll get a cut, of course.
10:29We share and share alike.
10:31After I've had me 50%.
10:33Yeah, okay.
10:33You're going to take half.
10:34That's not share and share alike.
10:36Whose idea is it?
10:37Whose tins are they?
10:39The campers have to fork out quite a lot of money one way or the other.
10:42They love it.
10:43You show me one camper at the end of the week who hasn't had the time of his life.
10:46And who gives them that good time?
10:48You and me and the yellow coots.
10:50That's true.
10:51Had to do that, we've got to keep cheerful.
10:53And this keeps me cheerful.
10:57Come in.
10:59Come in.
11:00I've told them how we work it, Ted.
11:02Great.
11:03Now, here are your tins.
11:04Yeah.
11:05Keep them out of sight till tomorrow morning.
11:07Thanks.
11:07Now, are there any questions?
11:08Aye, what if the campers don't give us anything?
11:10Then don't push it.
11:11They could turn nasty and report us.
11:13It's best to catch them when they're with their friends.
11:15They don't like looking mean.
11:16Is Geoff in on this?
11:17Is he heck?
11:18It's only us.
11:19Wait a minute.
11:20I'll see if the course is clear.
11:25Get down.
11:29It'll be all clear in a minute.
11:30He's going to a chalet.
11:31Trust you to know his timetable.
11:33Shh.
11:37Peggy, I won't be in your way.
11:38I've just come to collect something.
11:43I'm sorry if we were a bit hard on you this morning.
11:45It's not only you.
11:48Miss Cathcart's been going on at her chalet made about all the sheets and things that the campers are knocking
11:52off.
11:53She says we're not keeping a good enough lookout, but I haven't got eyes in the back of me head.
11:57Every Saturday morning they whip them just before they leave.
12:00Yes, yes, yes.
12:02Yes.
12:02Yes.
12:03Yes.
12:03Yes.
12:03Yes.
12:04Yes.
12:04Yes.
12:05I think I've got an idea that might, might, might help you.
12:08Have you, Mr. Fairbrother?
12:09Yes.
12:10Sir, don't be too discouraged.
12:12And you know, if you really want to be a yellow coat, I'm sure you'll make it one day.
12:17I shall certainly do my best to get you an interview.
12:20Oh, you're a lovely man.
12:24Whoa, Peggy.
12:32Oh, she don't see it.
12:34This is Gladys Pugh, your Radio Mapplin's announcer with today's main event.
12:4010.30, water polo in the Olympic-sized swimming pool.
12:4411.45, all-in wrestling when the hooded terror meets the Coventry crusher.
12:50Whoa, shit.
12:514.30, old-time dancing in the Hawaiian ballroom, to the music of Bert Swanley and the Debonayers.
12:58And lots, lots more.
13:00Oh, and don't forget campus.
13:03Today is Sunshine Smiles Day.
13:06Everyone smiles, so join the yellow coats in making this the smiliest day that ever was.
13:12I'm so sorry with your umbrella.
13:17I'm so sorry with your umbrella.
13:18I'm so sorry with your umbrella.
13:18I'm so sorry with your umbrella.
13:19I'm so sorry with your umbrella.
13:25It's working.
13:29Oh, he's small.
13:30No, he sucks.
13:33It's not.
13:34I could have sworn he's small.
13:42Hey, yep.
13:49Uh-oh.
13:49Oh, no.
14:20Mummy.
14:28There's that nice entertainment manager.
14:31Oh, call him over.
14:34Hello.
14:36Hello.
14:39Hi-dee-hi.
14:41Ho-dee-ho.
14:42You don't remember me, do you?
14:45Yes, your face is...
14:46Of course Mr Fairbrother remembers you.
14:49You were here a few weeks ago.
14:51That's right.
14:51We're in the time of our lives.
14:53I'm very pleased.
14:55We've come here again to cheer ourselves up.
14:57We had a bit of bad luck last week.
14:59I'm sorry to hear that.
15:00Oh, never mind.
15:02It's in the past.
15:03This is certainly the place to come to
15:05to forget your troubles, isn't it, Mother?
15:07Yeah.
15:09Good.
15:12Well, I'll see you later on.
15:14Yeah.
15:15Hi-dee-hi.
15:17What do you know?
15:19There you go.
15:20Hope you're all having a happy week.
15:22Cocci!
15:23You're not smiling, any of you.
15:24Put a shell in the...
15:26Whoa!
15:27Come on, girl.
15:29Pay attention.
15:30Twelve pounds, three and six.
15:32And that's without Mary's contribution.
15:34Wonder where she's got to.
15:35You did well, Fred.
15:36I put small fur cones under the saddles.
15:39And as soon as the campers get on,
15:41the horses start leaping about all over the place.
15:43See you want to smile off their faces.
15:47Twelve.
15:50It's none of our business, Ted,
15:52but I think you ought to know Mary has just gone into the office escorted by Gladys and Mr Fairbrother.
15:57And she had a tin under her arm with campers amenity fund written on it.
16:01Do you think Geoff suspects anything?
16:03Well, there is a possibility, seeing as how she waved the tin under his nose and asked him for a
16:08contribution.
16:10Damn it, Mary.
16:11And I hope, when you're all up there on the carpet,
16:13you'll have the decency to make it quite clear that Barry and I are not involved in any of your
16:18grubby little petty swindles.
16:20No.
16:21You're too busy selling 30 bob dancing pumps for three quid.
16:29Something like that, Bianche.
16:30There's going to be a bit of a row in there, Ted.
16:32I've got to get back to the horses, Ted.
16:35Don't you want your share?
16:35No, you keep it, mate. I can't afford to get involved.
16:38I'm hoping to get my jockey's licence back again soon.
16:42What, will you all wait?
16:43I'll go on a dart. I'll starve.
16:45You haven't got the willpower.
16:46Then I'll have an operation.
16:48I'll have...
16:49Lamps cut off me.
16:52I must be getting along too.
16:54Yes, so must I.
16:55Well, you want your money?
16:56No, you keep it. We did it for you anyway.
17:03Did it for me.
17:04Isn't it marvellous?
17:06Least time of trouble, they shove off, leaving me with lots.
17:09What would you expect, Ted?
17:10You took 50% of it to start with.
17:12Well, how are you going with them?
17:13I can't. I live here.
17:17I'll walk out as a protest and come back in again.
17:21Oh, I never did want the money, but...
17:23Well, I'll back you up.
17:25What are you going to say to Jeff?
17:26Don't worry.
17:27I can handle in.
17:29Give us an.
17:32And one more thing.
17:35Gladys, I won't be able to give the prizes at the Barfing the Baby competition.
17:40I've got Ted coming in in a few minutes.
17:43It might take some time.
17:45Is it about that collection business yesterday?
17:47Yes.
17:48Yes, it is.
17:49I really must have a serious talk to him.
17:51First it was the bingo, then the birthdays.
17:53Every time I turn my back, he's up to another petty swindle.
17:57Well, he's a great favourite of the campers.
17:58They worship him.
18:00Yes, I know Gladys, he's excellent at his job, but I must protect the campers from being exploited.
18:04Well, I know he can be a bit naughty, but it's never very much.
18:08He's got a lot of trouble at home.
18:11We've all got trouble at home.
18:15You've still been bothered by your wife's solicitors.
18:20She knows what we did.
18:22I'd rather not go into that.
18:24It's not very easy to be sympathetic with you.
18:28You're...
18:29You're all prickly.
18:33I have to solve problems on my own.
18:36Perhaps that's why she left you.
18:38Just go and see if Ted's outside, Gladys.
18:43Come in, Ted.
18:47Well, I suspect you want to solve this problem on your own.
18:51So I leave you.
18:54You got it, brother.
18:55Sit down, Ted.
18:56How do you find?
18:57No, thank you.
18:58I've got plenty. One of the campers gave me 200 last week.
19:01No, thank you.
19:03Now, Ted, about this business yesterday.
19:06Oh, I know exactly what you're going to say, but it's all part of the fun.
19:09The campers enter into the spirit of the thing.
19:11And they love it.
19:12That's why they come back year after year.
19:14Yes, yes.
19:14But what is the campers' amenity fund?
19:17Oh, that.
19:18Me and the boys and girls have had that fun for years.
19:21What do you do with the money?
19:23We use it to give them more fun.
19:24It's sort of a charity.
19:27What did you do with the money you collected yesterday?
19:30I put it on a horse.
19:33Ted, that is not exactly charity.
19:35What else can you do with 12 quid?
19:37You share it out amongst the campers.
19:40Are you a communist?
19:42No, certainly not.
19:44Well, you talk like one.
19:46If they're the way that sell Buckingham Palace and the crown jewels.
19:49And share it out.
19:50And do you know how much we get?
19:52Five pin safety each.
19:55You don't have to be a brilliant mathematician to work out how far 12 quid would go amongst 500 campers.
20:03That's a lot.
20:04Now, put that money on a horse and it wins.
20:06And they've really got something to look forward to.
20:09What horse did you put it on?
20:10Heartful Dodger.
20:15It's running at Lincoln in the 230.
20:17I'll listen in.
20:18Good.
20:19Now, Ted, I must tell you that what you're doing is in no way ethical.
20:23I have a responsibility to protect the camp.
20:25Ted!
20:27Ted!
20:29What are you so excited about?
20:30That horse, it won!
20:32Did you put the money on?
20:33Of course I did. 33 to 1.
20:35We've got 396 quid!
20:38Give us that, will you?
20:39I've got to do my funny Robin Hood at the archery contest.
20:43Bells, bells.
20:44Damn it!
20:45What's the matter with you?
20:46Jeff will know the horses won.
20:48And they make me give all that money back to the campers.
20:50Well, it's theirs, isn't it?
20:51Is it?
20:52Oh, 12 quid of it's theirs.
20:53The rest's mine.
20:56I quit the horse in the first place.
20:58That money will get me out of trouble with the missus.
21:00I don't suppose Jeff will see it that way.
21:02Oh, yes, he will.
21:03Come with me, Spike.
21:04Hang on, just a minute.
21:06Hang on!
21:10Yes, yes, but what precisely is the problem you want the camp hypnotist to help you with, Mrs. West?
21:18Oh, boy.
21:21Well, in that case, wouldn't it be better if your husband saw him?
21:28Yes.
21:28You all right?
21:29Yes, yes, I think so.
21:31I'll have a word with him.
21:33No, no, not with your husband, with the camp hypnotist.
21:37Yes.
21:38Goodbye.
21:42Ah, Ted!
21:43I heard the race.
21:45The horse won, then.
21:46I've got some bad news, Jeff.
21:47You're not going to believe this.
21:49Spike didn't get the money on.
21:51He went to town on his bike and halfway there, his chain broke, didn't it, Spike?
21:58I don't trust it.
21:59I don't believe it.
22:00What does he do?
22:00He tries to mend it, but he's no tools.
22:02So he starts to use it like a scooter, you know, one foot on pedal like that.
22:07Anyway, by the time he got there, it was too late to put the money on.
22:10Still, every cloud has a silver lining.
22:12I know he wasn't too keen on the money going on the horse,
22:14so, er, where's your 12 pounds back?
22:17Ooh, look at the time.
22:19Come on, Spike.
22:20You'll be late for the archer competition.
22:25That was awful, Ted.
22:27What's all that rubbish about the chain breaking?
22:29Yeah, but only a little fib.
22:30Only a little fib?
22:31I haven't even got a bike.
22:35What are you worrying about?
22:37I can pay off me seven to eight quid back ala money.
22:40And what's left will keep you in here for the rest of the season.
22:43There's the betting slip.
22:45I don't want any part of it.
22:46What did I say?
22:47What's the matter?
22:48Spy!
22:49Here, spy!
22:50Spy!
22:54Guy's slick, man.
22:55What are you having, Fred?
22:56White?
22:56Yes, please, Ted.
22:58How about you, Barry?
22:59Oh, pink gin, please.
23:00Two shakes and leave it in.
23:02There you go.
23:03There you go.
23:03It's nothing with me, thank you.
23:05I never drink before I perform.
23:06Oh, no, yeah.
23:07It does wonders for me.
23:11Ted's buying a lot of drinks.
23:13Makes my blood boil.
23:15They expect you to swallow that ridiculous story about a bicycle.
23:18What do you think you are?
23:19An idiot?
23:20I can't prove anything.
23:27That's well, baby.
23:29Hello, Spike.
23:30What are you having?
23:31I'll buy my own, thanks.
23:33Oh, blimey.
23:34You're not still sulking, are you?
23:39Two sherries, please.
23:41I see you're all right, Ted.
23:43What about you, Spike?
23:44Oh, thanks.
23:45I'll have a lager.
23:46And a lager, please.
23:48Double brandy when you're time, miss.
23:50You're pushing the boat out a bit, aren't you?
23:52No, it's for my wife over there.
23:54She's a bit upset.
23:56Shall I bring her over?
23:57No, leave her be.
23:59It's just that today we were supposed to be going.
24:02Going where?
24:03To Canada.
24:05Our little Elsie's out there.
24:07We haven't seen her for five years.
24:09And she's getting married.
24:11We'd saved the fair up, and then we'd do burglary.
24:14The trouble is, my wife blamed herself for it.
24:16She'd put the money in a teapot.
24:18I said at the time it was a daft thing to do,
24:21but she wouldn't be told.
24:23Thanks, miss.
24:24She'll feel better when she gets this inside her.
24:29Some people have rotten luck.
24:32What a pity Spike's bicycle chain broke.
24:34We could have paid for their fares from the winnings.
24:37Yes, but I'm sure Ted's upset enough about that anyhow.
24:42Let's go and talk to the old people.
24:43Right.
24:48You haven't fooled him, you know, Ted.
24:51Oh.
24:51You're talking to me, are you?
24:53Yes, I am.
24:54Now, don't start.
24:55Just don't bloody start.
24:57It's my money, and it's not my fault
24:59if the silly old bat keeps the savings in a teapot.
25:01I tricked the winner and it's my money.
25:04I can't tell but if the silly old fools don't lock the doors properly.
25:08And stop standing there saying nothing.
25:10This flippin' halo's dazzling me.
25:22I'm sorry to get you up so early, girls, but we've simply got to stop the campers taking all the
25:25sheets and things.
25:26Yeah, especially since I'm getting the blame.
25:28Absolutely, Peggy.
25:29Now, as soon as the last one of them's gone to breakfast, we nip in and grab all the towels,
25:33sheets, blankets, tooth mugs and light bulbs.
25:36It's supposed to be any of the candles catches.
25:38Tell them the staff's going to the laundry.
25:39You don't send the light bulbs to the laundry.
25:41You have to wipe off the fly, Mock.
25:44Right, this is the last one.
25:46Go.
25:49It's my yellow coat whistle.
25:54Damn it!
26:04Nice music.
26:08That's it.
26:11Let's go.
26:18Geoff's learning.
26:19That will save Joe Mapplin about 30 pairs of sheets a week.
26:22Yeah.
26:23Now I find out where Peggy puts them.
26:26Knock off six pair while she's not looking.
26:28It's stealing!
26:29Whoa!
26:29Come on!
26:30It's still got 24 pair.
26:31It's twidzing.
26:32Whatever you look at it, it's definitely stealing.
26:35All right, then.
26:36Two pair.
26:37No!
26:39You're going to ruin me.
26:43Conscience, man.
26:45Well, campers, it's a sad moment, but all your buses and trains are waiting to take you home.
26:51May I, on behalf of Mapplin's holiday camp, say we hope you've had a wonderful week.
26:56And we look forward to seeing you again next year.
26:59Oh!
26:59And don't forget to book early.
27:02Goodbye, campers.
27:04And...
27:04Heidi, hi!
27:05Heidi, hi!
27:10And one more change, Ted.
27:13Joe Mapplin has suggested that if we have the spaghetti eating competition at 12.15, the caterers might save a
27:18bit on lunch.
27:21Change it round, Spike.
27:23Hello.
27:26Hello.
27:26Oh, thought we don't mind us barging in.
27:29Well, no, no, no, no.
27:30Of course not.
27:30How can I help you both?
27:31Well, we don't know what to say.
27:34If we lift 200, we'll never be able to thank you enough.
27:36No, we'll never be able to thank you enough.
27:40Well, I'm glad you had a nice week.
27:42We got the tickets.
27:44Tickets?
27:45To Canada.
27:46We'll be there the day before the wedding.
27:48The whole thing cost 395 pounds.
27:51And you gave us 396 out to the campers' immediate fund.
27:55So there's a pound to go back in it.
27:59Russell.
28:00Wow.
28:03Right on.
28:04I left him as a saint.
28:06I left him the poor part to canonize him.
28:12Bless them, man.
28:13My heart.
28:14Smiling.
28:16Well done, Ted.
28:18Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, and Spike.
28:22You know, it makes me wonder
28:24whether we shouldn't put this campers' amenity fund of yours
28:27on an official basis.
28:29You'd better have a word with my ex-wife.
28:31I don't think she can afford it.
28:36Let's go.
28:42Right on.
28:43It's you, Ted.
28:59Okay.
29:01Let's do that.
29:05Let's draw some music into your negotiated,
29:05take your commitment.
29:09shareholders.
29:12shareholders.
29:13shareholders.
29:18shareholders.
29:19shareholders.
29:21& shareholders.
29:44ladies and gentlemen if you made it this far use the code word teapot in the comments down below
29:50hold up ladies and gentlemen the legend has it that for my man's ted he's still paying to this
29:57day his ex-wife man this is a crazy crazy uh you know moment for my man's ted here because
30:05you know
30:05he's always kind of scheming or scamming or you know being a little slick and you know a lot of
30:11people in their jobs you know probably try to take stuff whenever they can you got teachers that be
30:17taking school supplies you know papers pants whatever yeah other people in jobs but this guy
30:22takes that shit to the next level here so just when you think you know i'm like damn this guy
30:30what's the next scheme that this guy is going to come up with so that's what's something that
30:34makes me eager to see you know spike gave him a little bit of the conscience here but
30:39you know you know my man's ted been paying it for what the 1950s i forgot the exact year that
30:46he was
30:46saying so fellas you know choose your lady wisely man because it could end up being very costly uh
30:52you know for us fellas here you know she'll take half and she'll take 10 and more so be very
30:58very
30:58careful so although it's a comedy man there's some truer words have been spoken by my man ted so fellas
31:05you know smart enough ladies and gentlemen oh man it's a cold world out there so i definitely think
31:12this was an enjoyable episode uh my man spike coming in with the trash can he's lucky that they
31:19weren't having some some kippers man but he i like his costumes you know like whatever he's gonna come
31:26up with man who who knows like i'm still guessing right now what kind of cool costume i would like
31:31to
31:31see him pop in but uh i don't know we'll i'll just have to stay tuned for that stuff but
31:37um you know
31:38my man's ted is in a little hot water here you know the wife um with the funds and you
31:44know he's
31:45not making a lot of funds man he's gonna cut up into his beer expense so he comes up with
31:49this charity
31:50shit and the charity like the title starts at home it starts with ted man so i'm just thinking
31:57damn how many more freaking uh little sequences are we gonna have little schemes that we're gonna have
32:03so i'm i'm interested into seeing what kind of stuff that he does here jeff definitely has him
32:08on his toes man he's probably been getting away with a lot of shit but jeff's a smart guy
32:13you know uh you know relatively he is a very smart guy so he's gonna be on to this guy
32:20very quick but
32:20thankfully he came through in the clutch you know with that couple man that shit broke my heart did it
32:26break your heart because i was feeling it such man i was sad i'm like dang they're not gonna get
32:31to
32:32see they can't go to canada you know for their story so i was already getting in the fields obviously
32:37it's a place that you're supposed to be smiling here but you know it also is an escape from
32:44you know the the things going on in life so that was a a heartbreaking story something that could happen
32:51to anyone you know um you know anybody pinching something like that you know i want people back in
32:58the day and probably still do you know you start hide the money under their bed you know um you
33:05know
33:05not in the banks and stuff like that or in safes and you know all these little different ways so
33:10it
33:10can happen to anyone there so but i felt more i guess sympathetic because it's an older couple you
33:16know what i'm saying so i don't know i got caught up in the fields i gotta say that obviously
33:21peggy's
33:22voice is you know very angelic here but i didn't know ted had a smooth look at you know he
33:28had a
33:28smooth sounding voice man so he threw me for a loop man this is a guy that seems to be
33:34of many
33:34talents here um our girls uh glad is uh you know i think it's sylvia again hopefully we can get
33:43our
33:43name wrong a freaking lot of names on this show and you guys know i'm shit at it but i
33:48believe in
33:48sylvia um the other one that's kind of been fighting knows my man jeff's schedule here there's
33:54something about mary man uh when these guys and gals were you know doing little schemes to get some
34:00money there man mary not the sharpest tool in the shed there just like hey your donation i'm like
34:07oh shit you got busted there my man my man fred he did good man he did a nice one
34:16there with the
34:17horsey business here uh to get these guys not to be smiling i think that's a damn that's a pretty
34:23good business charity here man making some damn money here so very enjoyable episode uh you know
34:30not only you got you got ted scheming and stuff but i i shouldn't say it but you know you
34:38know a lot of
34:39people when they go to these type of places you know they'll be taking some stuff home i'll just say
34:44that i know some people that would go to hotels they'll take the towels man you know etc etc you
34:53know they got some nice stuff i used to know people that would take the pillows not me though
34:58you know not me or anything like that but um you know the towels and stuff you know people
35:03the the hotel starts smartening up a little bit man you take that shit they start charging you ass but
35:09um people will be taking the shampoos and stuff that's why they give you all those samples stuff
35:13because people will be taking the whole kitchen sink if it's not locked down shit i know now hotels now
35:21that they take the shampoos and and the conditioners and they started locking them shits up uh yeah because
35:27people were taking them things home man and you know it starts adding up there so even in all these
35:33schemes that my man ted was gonna do he was still was gonna pinch some towel you know some whatever
35:37they
35:38were gonna try to save some money here but i don't know about y'all i'm having a lot of
35:43fun watching
35:44this show peggy phenomenal obviously my boy ted yeah he made me make he may make me sometimes feel
35:51a certain way when he's scheming on people but i think that's kind of the hustler in a minute i'm
35:56blaming on the ex-wife man he's trying he's trying to make ends meet man she's taking all the money
36:00so
36:00i have sympathy for him as well so um if you learn anything from ted choose your partner wisely ladies
36:07and
36:07gentlemen anyways enough of my yapping enjoyable episode i love gladys on the um you know on the
36:13microphone she has a very soothing voice that like she could you know read you a bedtime story and put
36:22you to sleep it's like a very soothing calming voice there you know peggy's uh go at it there she
36:28was crazy she is definitely can be a little bit of life for the party type scenes that's how the
36:34vibes
36:34that i get her she's very energetic full of life there and you know she she blew a kiss on
36:40my boy
36:40you know my boy here so i'm like damn is this a third girl added to the mix here man
36:46this guy's a
36:46ladies man but yo thank you so much for hanging out i'll see you on the next one peace out
36:51take care
36:51be well all the best don't forget to hit that subscribe peace
36:55you
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