Andy Gets 2 Breakfasts

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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman in Switzerland who is in court because she was feeding her neighbor's cat and letting him live inside her home. Then, Dave tells a story about his son getting an extra breakfast from the neighbors and Andy thinks it's a great idea.

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00:00If they reopen Alcatraz, it could house the world's most deranged criminals, like old

00:11ladies that feed their neighbor's cats.

00:13A 68-year-old woman in Switzerland was in court yesterday, accused of reportedly feeding

00:20Leo her neighbor's cat over a 10-month period.

00:24Lisa could have had to the slammer for this year.

00:27Right to the slammer.

00:28This woman lives in the same building as Leo, and she hasn't just been feeding Leo.

00:33She's actually let him into her apartment at times.

00:36She's even added a cat flap to her door so Leo could come and go as he pleases.

00:41That's Leo, man.

00:42Cats that want to go outside crack me up.

00:44Yeah.

00:44Because some of them don't.

00:46A lot of them.

00:46Yeah, a lot of them do.

00:47A lot of them don't.

00:48Leo's owner was not cool with this, and things kind of escalated over these 10 months.

00:53Naturally, the biggest issue was that Leo liked his new dig so much he never wanted to go

00:57home.

00:58Yep.

00:58That's it.

00:59Under Swiss law, though, cats are other people's property, and feeding and giving a home to

01:06another person's cat is considered unlawful appropriation.

01:11Yeah, I would have been in prison.

01:12Yes.

01:15Thankfully, my neighbor was okay with it.

01:17That's what she said.

01:18Yeah.

01:19So she said, I don't know.

01:20Yeah.

01:21That cat was very forceful.

01:23Yeah.

01:24He forced his way into my home.

01:26There's a cat that'll run around where I live, and it's like, we put out food every

01:30once in a while for it, because you can't get, you go near him, and he's like, nope.

01:34Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:35There's like two that walk around my house, and my cats just stare at it like, what is

01:40this?

01:40I don't know if he's got an owner or what.

01:42Because some people just let him out.

01:44Like, I never let Betty Jean Green out of my sight.

01:46Yeah, well, a lot of cats never leave, right?

01:48Yeah, I had an outdoor cat.

01:50It would just roam.

01:51Come and go.

01:51You know, and it was just.

01:53They go have adventures.

01:54I see, like, videos every once in a while of, like, this one they put a GoPro on.

01:58Hilarious.

01:59He's hilarious.

02:00Yeah.

02:00He's adventurous right the day.

02:01He'll run into other cats, and he's like, meh.

02:04Like, he has fun.

02:05Yeah, they talk to each other a lot.

02:05Sometimes they turn out to be friends.

02:08Hell, yeah.

02:08That's great.

02:09Hell, yeah.

02:09But this woman is facing several fines, which have exceeded $5,000 so far.

02:16Be so broke.

02:17I don't have.

02:18I've never had.

02:18Yeah, you would be broke.

02:20And by bar.

02:21And by bar.

02:21They'd be like, you set up a whole bed for him.

02:25You have toys here for him.

02:27He has a million toys here.

02:29I've never had cats, but I have had a Zane.

02:32Oh.

02:33And Zane would have breakfast in our house as a little kid and walk next door as an outdoor

02:39cat to the neighbor's house and say he hadn't had breakfast.

02:43Oh, my God.

02:44And they'd give him toaster strudel and chocolate milk.

02:46Wow.

02:46That's so great.

02:47Every day in the summer.

02:48They must have thought you guys were terrible.

02:49Oh, they thought that's what.

02:50Like, eventually, Amber was outside as the neighbor was coming in.

02:54She had just been to Costco.

02:55She had a giant box of toaster strudels.

02:58She's like, let's say no.

03:00I just stocked up on toaster strudels so he can have breakfast here again.

03:04That's the greatest comment.

03:05And that's what Amber said.

03:06I'm like, she said, breakfast?

03:07What do you mean?

03:08Yes.

03:09I get him breakfast every morning.

03:10She's like, oh, he's been coming over saying he hasn't had breakfast.

03:14Oh, my God.

03:15So we've been feeding him every day for like three weeks.

03:18You looked like terrible people for a while and didn't know it.

03:21Yeah, exactly.

03:21Gee, he told her the type of toaster strudel he likes best and the type of chocolate milk.

03:26And she felt so sorry for him.

03:28That is a smart kid.

03:29I know.

03:29Oh, my God.

03:30I'm going to do that today.

03:33I'm starving.

03:34I mean, the same combo.

03:35I'm like, it's a great combo.

03:36Toaster strudel.

03:37Oh, my God.

03:39I love both those things.

03:40Yeah.

03:40Knock at someone's door.

03:42Hello.

03:42My dad, Dave Hunter, won't feed me.

03:44Listen, I don't know if you're going to the grocery today or anything, but just so you

03:51know, I love toaster strudel.

03:54Well, you know.

03:57He's been a very smart kid his whole life.

03:59That's incredible.

03:59He's been a very smart kid his whole entire life.

04:02He's like, I can have two breakfasts.

04:03Breakfasts.

04:04Yeah.

04:05And I thought you hustled.

04:07Oh, he hustled.

04:09All right.

04:09But we felt like such horrible people.

04:11Like, you know, we feed him every day.

04:13People are like, yeah, we gave your kid toaster strudel a chocolate milk today since you abandoned

04:19him.

04:19Yeah.

04:20I mean, they're like plotting to call like child protective services.

04:25They had to be.

04:25All that poor thing.

04:26Get in here.

04:26Let's give you some strudel.

04:28I mean, not the most nutritious of breakfast.

04:30No, that's the thing.

04:32He was having a way more balanced breakfast at our house.

04:34Figured.

04:35He's like, I'm so hungry.

04:36Had a little bit of fruit and a little.

04:37He hadn't.

04:38He didn't want any of that.

04:39I mean, that is a combo.

04:41I hope somebody gives me toaster strudel today.

04:44That is a way of my heart.

04:45It's a great day.

04:46I'd do anything for you.

04:47Yeah.

04:49I could fall right in love with someone.

04:52Yeah, there's a, I mean, that is a great, that's good.

04:55I prefer them to Pop-Tarts.

04:57Oh, yeah.

04:58And chocolate milk.

04:59Oh, my goodness.

05:00Wash it down.

05:01I'm on a diet, so I like looked at the chocolate milk longingly today.

05:05Oh, already.

05:06Already.

05:06Like, I looked at it.

05:07You just stared at it?

05:08I did.

05:09You stroked it.

05:09I locked eyes with it.

05:11Yeah.

05:11That's pretty good, though, that you walked away.

05:13I was getting coffee, just plain coffee, and then I like, was like, hey, chocolate milk.

05:18So, I'll put like, I'll put chocolate milk's hair behind its ear every once in a while.

05:26You lick it?

05:26You have a lick?

05:27Yeah, there you go.

05:27Just blow it, kisses.

05:28Yeah.

05:29Like, I miss you.

05:30A little chocolate milk foreplay.

05:32Oh, my gosh.

05:33You can't.

05:34So good.

05:34But see, the thing is, too, that I knew, my weakness is toaster strudel, so I wouldn't

05:38allow it in the house.

05:39Right.

05:40Because I'll, like, toast that bitch up and slather it.

05:42Yeah.

05:42My problem with it is the frosting packets.

05:45Like, I'm like, that's not, let's double up on this one.

05:48And then at the end, it's just like a plain strudel.

05:51So, you're like, well, I kind of went crazy there at the beginning.

05:54You know?

05:55You're like, that's my thing.

05:56Don't have any luck.

05:57Yeah.

05:57I'm like, just one plain frosting.

06:01Yeah.

06:02You gotta always have extra frosting.

06:04You do.

06:05You gotta get yourself a little container of extra frosting.

06:07That happened to me, like, a million times with those things.

06:10I'm like, I got two ones at the beginning of the package.

06:12There's only six of them.

06:14Well, if you see Andy roaming around your door later this morning, just give him some

06:18toaster strudel and chocolate milk and send him on his way.

06:20Make him happy.

06:21Make him happy.

06:22That's true.

06:22We don't feed him here at the radio station.

06:24No.

06:24No, they do.

06:25They feed me here.

06:25I just am really hungry.

06:26Yeah.

06:26He's got to go get his own.

06:28He's got to go get his own.

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