00:00All right, a man claims he has been forced to sleep on his living room floor for two
00:09years because of his raving grandma neighbor.
00:15Dominic Hyde says it's been a nightmare living below Heather for the past decade.
00:23While he and his family were on good terms for a while, things turned sour.
00:29When the old lady just wouldn't stop blasting 90s dance hits.
00:37It's another Friday night.
00:40God damn it.
00:43Sweet beats take me over.
00:47She's at it again.
00:48I don't know how sleeping on the floor is going to help this, but I'm going to do it for 12
00:53straight years.
00:55Can't stop my party.
00:56God, this might be the greatest dance playlist I've ever seen.
01:02It has had quite the hits on it.
01:05The 57-year-old who lives in a converted Victorian house says it's been a living hell.
01:11It's gotten so bad that he had no other choice but to sleep on a mattress in the living room
01:15to escape the noise because the bedroom was underneath.
01:18Oh, where she was blasting the music.
01:21She probably can't really hear it.
01:24Yeah.
01:24Oh, you know, and it has to be up there.
01:28He has now taken her to court demanding that she be banned from causing a noise nuisance
01:32and pay over 30 grand in damages.
01:36Some headphones.
01:37Let's get her some headphones.
01:38I guess the problems all began when his neighbor accused his family of cooking smelly food.
01:46Oh, maybe it's paybacks.
01:49And said that she couldn't sleep because of the smells.
01:53Paybacks.
01:54And, yes, then said, well, if I'm not going to sleep, you're not going to sleep.
02:00Well, imagine, like, think about your dad and how diabolical that could be if your dad
02:04was like, yep, neighbor complains, so I play music.
02:08I just take out the hearing aids and then go right to sleep like a little baby.
02:15And my dad could do that, right?
02:16Yes, of course.
02:17He takes his hearing aids out.
02:18Music could be at the loudest level you could possibly blast it.
02:22He'd never know.
02:22Nope.
02:22He may feel the bass a bit, but outside of that, nothing.
02:26That'll just rock him gently to sleep.
02:28I guess it got at its worst when she cranked it up and went out for the weekend.
02:34Music played nonstop for 48 hours.
02:37You do have to watch, like, the neighborhood, like, especially if you're, like, living amongst
02:44other people, the battles that you choose to fight, you know?
02:49Her logic was, we put smells through her floors, so she was sending music through ours.
02:57Well, I mean...
02:58They weren't even doing it, though.
03:00But they couldn't convince her it wasn't from them.
03:02Oh, no.
03:04Like, I don't cook anything smelly?
03:05The Indian food smell was not.
03:07They don't eat Indian food.
03:08It was not coming from their house.
03:09It's even crazier.
03:10She's like, I know it's you.
03:11I'd be like, come on in.
03:13Come inside, I only eat chicken nuggets.
03:15You're going to have 90s dance hits the rest of your life.
03:18Oh, my God, lady.
03:20Please come inside and look at my cupboard.
03:23That stinky food.
03:24I would never eat it.
03:25I know.
03:26I know you're a liar.
03:27Oh, my God.
03:28How can I convince you?
03:31Possible.
03:34I hope it was this song.
03:35I do, too.
03:37It's a great playlist.
03:38I'm just looking at the playlist, yeah.
03:39Oh, yeah, you're checking it out, too.
03:40Number 30, Snap.
03:43Oh, yeah.
03:44Oh, yeah, that's a banger.
03:46Yeah.
03:48Yeah.
03:50That's it.
03:50Yeah, let's get to that.
03:51I've just been eyeing the playlist the whole time.
03:54Oh, this is the remix.
03:55Oh, gosh.
03:55We don't need no remix.
03:56We don't need no remix.
03:57We don't need no remix.
03:58We just need the original.
03:59There we are.
04:00That's what we did.
04:01Yeah.
04:02This is what I all know.
04:03You know she played this.
04:04Strap on your rollerblades, everybody.
04:06It's time to go around the roller rink.
04:08Hey, everybody.
04:08It's time for Dance Night.
04:11At the rink.
04:16Yeah, this is like this.
04:20Well, isn't like, didn't Snap and KLF come out with the same song or something?
04:24KLF is going to rock you.
04:25Yeah, but it's like the same beat.
04:29I think it was like the, yeah, they, like the.
04:32Maybe.
04:33I think that they sold it to two different bands.
04:35This is flashing back to her bar.
04:38Oh, Lisa, this is serious.
04:39This is serious face, Lisa.
04:41You see the little smiles she gets?
04:44Yeah.
04:45We just play this as jokes.
04:49I know every word to this stuff.
04:51I'm sure you do.
04:52You put your booty shorts on.
04:54You head to the clubs.
04:54Yeah.
04:57This is about the time you were wearing those two short jean shorts.
05:00That was probably the time we met at my wheelhouse.
05:05Is that the song that was playing when you met him?
05:07Yeah, exactly.
05:08Yeah, I came out and tied the shorts.
05:10Oh, hey, man.
05:14Oh, hey, Dave.
05:15Hey, oh, totally straight.
05:17Yeah.
05:18Your hair is.
05:19Is that pink?
05:20Yeah, it's pink right now.
05:22Oh, you have pink hair.
05:23Pink hair.
05:23Those shorts, man.
05:24Wow, those are.
05:25Yeah, I got a little upset.
05:26I couldn't find shorter ones.
05:28Yeah.
05:28Your pockets are so short, the pockets hang down.
05:30Yeah, no, yeah.
05:31You got to show off your pockets.
05:33I know how to wear them.
05:34Sure.
05:34They kind of go up in the back.
05:36It's like watching you guys meet at the club.
05:38Yeah, yeah.
05:40But really, it was an AM radio station.
05:42Yes.
05:43It sounds like an SNL skit.
05:45It's like, starting in radio.
05:49Yeah, it's just weird.
05:51And the weird guy is me.
05:54I was in my button-down shirt.
05:56And Dave's like, oh, my God.
05:57Jesus.
05:58All the sexual band just came up to me.
06:02Introduced himself.
06:03He had rollerblades.
06:05The joke's probably doing the same thing.
06:06Like, some gay guy in a dragon shirt just came up to me.
06:10Yeah.
06:10It was pre-dragon shirt.
06:11Oh, yeah, that's true.
06:12I was still button-down.
06:13No, I was Dave, new Dave.
06:15News Dave.
06:17Yeah.
06:19Oh, yeah.
06:20It was a different time.
06:21It was a different time.
06:22Yeah.
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