Andy Goes Within

Beasley Digital

Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman who found a man living in her apartment and the show imagines Andy in that situation after he is reminded of a movie with an almost identical plot.

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00:00this is super scary a student at the university of north carolina found a man inside her closet

00:12wearing her clothes living there yeah she found me one day she finally was like who's there

00:20and someone answered just me that's it oh jesus christ

00:24there's a horror movie that's this exact same thing i watched it it's like these people move

00:31into a house and this kid that used to live there murdered his whole family they thought he

00:37disappeared he was living in the like rafters and stuff of the house and like and like would

00:41climb out of cupboards and stuff like and they they thought it was a ghost at first but then it's

00:47just this dude living in their walls and stuff not cool we've talked about as crazy as it is there's

00:53been several stories like that where people realize someone has been living in their attic

00:56oh yeah or their crawl space they come out at night at like 3 a.m right food they climb out they get

01:01their food they go back up the movie i watched it was real creepy because like everybody would go to

01:05bed and then the dude would like like ninja crawl out of their cupboards yeah like eat their food

01:11drink their milk oh drink my milk that's what got me the most i was like he's drinking right out of

01:15right out of the car oh no turn the lights off

01:18that's what's scaring him don't drink my milk that's what's scaring him and what was the movie

01:24called within i believe

01:26oh michael barton yeah it just happened to be on like hbo or something widow's daughter and his

01:37new wife flew into a peaceful neighborhood who quickly realized something is not right

01:40in their new home because i'm living there hi just me drew just having my way with your milk

01:48and your drinks oh my god oh that looks really scary that movie creeped me out though because

01:54they make you feel like it's a ghost but it's one of these kind of stories but yeah i uh i feel

01:59like if you called an exterminator because you heard some noises you know you'd come down and just

02:03be like well the problem is you got a murderous dude living up there he's been crawling around

02:08eating your he's got apple cores up there so he's been getting into your apples oh my apples are

02:13missing i know that after sure your apples have been missing that makes it got about 12 apple cores

02:18up there oh my god curtains and milk oh my milk oh yeah i thought someone i thought my kids were

02:24throwing it out the dude's flexible he's been getting his vitamin d i'll tell you that much he's

02:28getting from that apples and them milks oh my god but uh yeah he terrified me so you're gonna have

02:33to call the police on that one i'm not gonna handle that i'm mostly just shoot up some poison

02:39up there i mean i i tried that but he hissed at me and this weird kind of like guy living in a wall

02:44way yeah so you're too scared huh what kind of noise was it again he went like a hey you know

02:49you're not no possum i ain't dealing with you i'll tell you that much did you get any of the poison on

02:55him i did i sprayed him right and it seemed to hit his navel it didn't affect him much it didn't hit

02:59him in the face or any of the important parts but uh yeah that's your problem up there i thought it

03:04was gonna be bats for sure the way you were describing the noise but nope murderous man in

03:09the wall okay well so anyone you can recommend that we seek yeah the police the fbi maybe that

03:15clarice girl from that uh silence of the lambs somebody like that okay all right well i guess

03:19we'll reach out you're gonna need a real hardcore agent to get him out of there because he is uh

03:23any kind of witch or he's scary i don't know if he practices magic yeah yeah should i get a priest

03:28i don't think he's undead okay i don't think you're dealing with a ghost or the undead up there that

03:33guy's definitely alive because uh he's been eating those apples been leaving uh leaving what happens

03:36after that and the corners there you found that yeah he's been pooping up there so not a ghost

03:41i wouldn't i would watch that movie and he goes within

03:44i come down to shoot you straight all right a little bit out of my league with this problem

03:52it's a shirtless skinny man up there the first the first 20 minutes is just andy figuring out

04:00how he's gonna get up into the attic hey you guys don't have one of those creepy ladders that comes

04:05down no no we don't i got this chair i've got this wooden chair it's a little wrong i guess i could

04:13kind of cert this all lay up there but uh i really would prefer a ladder if you had one i just

04:18the chair was made of wood oh this thing is precarious the chair was old jesus christ all

04:26right give me a better chair than that if you're gonna have me go up there they searched everywhere

04:30for another chair and then they found a card table chair yeah this'll do i think i can get up there

04:36with this thing for sure so you say you've been hearing noises up here in the attic huh but it

04:40wasn't strong enough oh jesus h christ can you people give me something sturdy if you're having

04:47bats we don't have any ladders if you had a ladder we don't have a ladder i mean even like a footstool

04:54something i could kind of shimmy up there take care of these bats will he ever see what's in the

05:02attic uh i'm looking at it right now it's not bats you guys what is it it's uh yeah that's a man

05:09he's looking right at me he's eating apples are you okay no no i'm actually kind of uh terrified

05:14but shimmying back down onto this chair is kind of it's worrisome from the creator of andy gets a

05:22baby yeah uh you know i'm not gonna be able to help you guys with this one i don't think

05:28the heart-stopping thriller andy goes within yeah i'm uh all the way within now still a man up here

05:36okay okay he came right at me he came right at me you guys gotta call the police immediately all right

05:43okay all right i'm gonna shoot you straight okay you shouldn't be up there then that's exactly right

05:48that's why i got the hell out of there get down from there i'm down i'm already down here i'm not

05:54going back up there hear him you can hear him that's not bad hey sounds like a possum doesn't it but it's

06:01not sound like a mother possum up there but it's a man someone said the story should end with an

06:07unlikely friendship between andy and the attic guy yeah he's not a bad guy turns out he's up there

06:12smoking weed this whole time he's real funny you want to play euchre yeah i love playing good game of

06:16euchre we're gonna be up here playing euchre can we get some more apples and milk i'm gonna go this

06:20one alone i guess i have to uh all right every time go ahead it's just two people playing euchre

06:26oh you trump me

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