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00:009 11 a.m i mean it's not even 10 yet folks and you guys are tearing it up this hard welcome
00:11if you're just joining us to keenan's irish pub in north wildwood it's the official opening of
00:18the jersey shore that's what we call it so just as we had probably the best weather for an rbq ever
00:24i'm gonna have to say this is the best weather for one of these keenan's broadcasts and memorial
00:31day weekend yeah stacking up to be amazing yeah dude it's gonna get up to 80 today and uh tomorrow
00:37sunshine 75 sunny i'm sorry sunday mostly cloudy but 90 degrees and partly cloudy on memorial day
00:44high about 83 i'm not seeing any rain until tuesday so that is good news by the way our live broadcast
00:50brought to you by coors light the jersey shore's most refreshing beer gotta throw some love to our
00:55friends at stake them up and uh brightburn who have given us all kinds of cash to give away
01:00so we thank them very much for that let's take another look at traffic see what's up kathy what
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01:17delays this morning on uh the pennsylvania turnpike eastbound it is jammed from willow grove to ben
01:22salem the right lane block with an accident blue road southbound slows uh from ridge pike to the
01:27schuylkill expressway on the schuylkill eastbound we're slowing gladwin into belmont and then from
01:31montgomery to spring garden westbound side uh slowing city out to belmont the blue route to gulf mills
01:3795 southbound jams the betsy ross bridge through to gerrard vine westbound flying east abroad and then the
01:42ben franklin parkway to the schuylkill eastbound slowing from the ben franklin parkway
01:45uh to broad street and then on 422 eastbound we're slow trooper to 23 police activity on the
01:5142 freeway southbound at 55 the right lane blocked there 55 northbound jam step third to 42 and then
01:58in delaware 141 southbound a route for the right lane blocked with an accident this traffic report
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02:11from 93 3 wmmr thank you kathy romano so we have a couple things coming up we are just a few minutes
02:18away from the official baptism of beer which we're going to do at the at the bars so if you need to
02:25get in that area it'll be within the next 20 minutes or so it's something we stole from pierre he
02:31uh wonderfully passed that down to us he gave us the papal blessing yes and we will do that in a
02:38little bit from our friends at coors light we're loading it up uh but we do have a bizarre file to
02:43do so all right let's do it we'll do it we'll make it a short one so let's get into the b file jason
02:47if you would please now wmmr presents priston and steve's bizarre file brought to you this morning
02:57by robin's diamonds in tax-free delaware with thousands of rings and self-serve cases absolutely
03:01no sales tax versus the 8 tax in philly robin's delaware diamonds well the person on reddit posted
03:08i have insufferable in-laws and apparently their father-in-law is manageable but he said my mother-in-law
03:14is crazy my wife is chinese and her parents are very traditional privacy means nothing to them
03:20and my wife refuses to set boundaries they come around every day on an ounce to visit my wife play
03:25with our kids so not only do i never get a break from my mother-in-law's constant nagging i have no
03:30privacy from them so he added that his mother-in-law is um an arachnophobe oh okay so she's afraid of
03:37spiders so he purchased a pet tarantula to prevent her from showing up at the house so often he said that
03:44the tarantula is in a big enclosure in the living room has it worked and it works like a charm there
03:50you go so you may want to consider something like that yeah just find out what people are deadly
03:55afraid of and prey upon that why not keith eric newberry has been identified as an intruder
04:01who entered the bedroom of a 14 year old boy yesterday evening and asked the little kid if he
04:06was deaf before taking off his clothes well the boy ran out of the room pausing only to grab a meat
04:13cleaver on the way dude that's totally bushley uh newberry followed him and then is reported to have
04:19wrapped a usb cable around the mother's shoulders wow before being confronted by the boy's father and
04:25fleeing the scene uh newberry then climbed into his van and drove a short distance to an elementary school
04:30where he climbed on the roof still naked and attempted to conceal himself under an air conditioning
04:36unit so a quick question what did the deafness had to do with getting naked i just think maybe it's
04:41his thing you know thing yeah are you deaf excuse me while i take my clothes off he eventually
04:46surrendered after climbing down a fire department ladder into the arms of waiting cops uh the school
04:52roof had been vandalized by newberry during his naked rooftop vigil although precise details were not
04:58available a connecticut police department has reached a deal now i need to get a follow-up on
05:04this all right they reached a deal with a fugitive that would have him surrender only if enough people
05:09responded to a wanted poster on social media did you see this see this yes so this guy will turn
05:16himself in if enough people respond to his like his facebook post basically correct jose sims who is
05:22believed to be somewhere in new york has seven arrest warrants out and uh the police department's
05:28facebook page wednesday said simpson contacted him through social media site and agreed to turn
05:33himself in if the post contained or containing his poster gets 15 000 likes so at this point is he a
05:39felony influencer i think he would be uh the police by the way negotiated him down from 20 000 likes to
05:4715 000 likes that's not bad but as of yesterday he had 22 000 likes and still hadn't turned himself in
05:54that liar it's almost like he's a criminal but he says he's a man of his word no he's not and he's
05:59going to touch the associated press actually got in touch with him through facebook yeah they don't
06:03know where it is they know how to contact him though he's probably setting up his youtube channel he says
06:07he's going to turn himself in so we'll see about that and then lastly we'll do this uh men have a
06:12pretty easy way to make a little bit of side money which is donating sperm yes however one man made
06:18it into a full-time job six years ago a man named john carpenter worked full-time as a sperm donor in
06:24northern california he said that after long a long application process and after ruling out any
06:30genetic or health issues you can sign up for a strict 12-month contract requires you to visit the
06:35clinic two times per week and has some designated no sex days but you can make a hundred dollars per
06:41session so about a thousand dollars a month so i guess he's usually staying for overtime right yeah
06:46uh he adds that he was asked to give any potential children that resulted the option to call him
06:52once they're 18 listen and he agreed it's hard work he could have hundreds and hundreds of kids out
06:58yeah would not even know about it just the father's day gifts alone would make it worth it yeah exactly
07:03all right and there you go that's what i have in the bizarre file for you ladies and gentlemen we are
07:08going to take a moment to bring a gentleman out onto the stage who is responsible for the party that is
07:13here today yeah we've been doing this broadcast for 15 years and this guy's been here for everyone
07:20ladies and gentlemen scott keenan what's up big man how you doing buddy i'm awesome how are you
07:27uh is it tuesday morning yet i know it feels like we need to be there already but we're just getting
07:32started uh this tradition like i said just with us has been going on for 15 years but it's been going
07:37on longer than that yeah 17 years total wow i love the fact that we still have uh pegs uh picture up
07:44on the wall here yeah and some of you still have the visual of peg too in our last uh few days here
07:48which he did to you guys as well it's nice and we've handed out the glasses too that everybody's
07:54wearing today to remember peg uh but you guys obviously you've been working really hard to get
07:59ready for this right yeah we start we open up in the end of february and then you know march and april
08:03nice months but mart may 1st uh is when we start preparing for you guys all right so this obviously
08:09is going on now but there's a lot of people at work they can't make it here in the morning
08:11probably coming down a little bit later on what's going on today and over the next few days uh 10 30
08:1611 o'clock we have the juliano brothers coming on outside yeah yeah yeah awesome impact best band
08:20around uh tonight we have mike and cali uh masquerade tomorrow jameson on sunday uh we have verticals
08:27throughout throughout the whole summer so how many people take a guesstimate over the course of
08:31memorial day weekend we'll come through keenan's uh on an average of a saturday night we have about
08:36five to six thousand people come through oh my god that's that's in and out that's in and out yeah
08:40our occupancy is 1800 yeah so yeah are we at at occupancy yet uh no no we're not no not even close
08:50um so uh you guys have that you have some new food you have new menus stuff like that for people
08:55who haven't been down since last year yeah we actually have a late night menu now we serve food
08:593 a.m which is a first for us oh awesome fried duck heads right fried duck heads yeah yeah fried
09:04duck heads actually they're broiled broiled they're better because it locks in the juices
09:08yeah yeah so you still have like the wine bar area back there and everything yeah we do we do the wine
09:13we have a lot of different flavors of wine now our big thing is crushes everybody's in the crush
09:16craze these days i don't know what that yeah i'm i'm dude i'm way behind on my booze what's the
09:21crushes orange crush raspberry crush it comes in a mason jar uh just a nice refreshing summer drink
09:26nice awesome man well you guys throw a hell of a party yeah we do and uh the party's here all
09:31weekend i think we're gonna have a good time here you know all right i appreciate it man thanks scott
09:34thank you guys for everything yeah good luck with everything and uh what do we say here play gloria
09:39right yeah yeah play gloria yeah nice i like it scott keenan everybody
09:44i want to take the moment to uh to thank all the employees here at keenan's all your bartenders
09:52bar back servers security everybody who works here puts in crazy hours this weekend so they're
09:58busting their asses and i want to thank them so here's what we're going to do we're going to take
10:02a break when we get back we're going to get wet it's the baptism of beer live at keenan's we'll be
10:06right back
10:07person and see on 93.3 wmmr here we go here comes the mm army what's going on today from 10 till 3
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17:06all the small things true care truth brings i'll take one lift
17:35you're right best trip always i know you'll be at my show watching waiting commiserating
17:51say it ain't so i will not go turn the lights off carry me on
17:58late night come home work
18:28sucks sucks i know she left me roses by the stairs surprises let me know she cares
18:37surprises let me know she cares say it ain't so i will not go turn the lights off carry me home
18:43uh
18:57Let's go.
19:27Carry me home, keep your head still, I'll be hard through, the night will go on, a little windmill.
19:35Side and side, I will not go, turn my lights on, carry me home, keep your head still, I'll be hard through, the night will go on, a little windmill.
19:57Side and side, I'll be hard through, the night will go, turn my lights on, carry me home, keep your head still, I'll be hard through, the night will go on, a little windmill.
20:19Side and side, I'll be hard through, the night will go, turn my lights on, carry me home, keep your head still, I'll be hard through, the night will go, turn my lights on, carry me home.
20:37I'll be hard through, the night will go, turn my lights on, carry me home, keep your head still, I'll be hard through, the night will go, turn my lights on, carry me home.
20:39Side and side, I'll be hard through, the night will go, turn my lights on, carry me home, keep your head still, I'll be hard through, the night will go, turn my lights on, carry me home.
20:41Side and side, I'll be hard through, the night will go, turn my lights on, carry me home, keep your head still, I'll be hard through, the night will go, turn my lights on, carry me home.
21:11Side and side, I'll be hard through, the night will go, turn my lights on, carry me home.
21:41For stealing
21:45Understands the weather of the winter
21:48Is on its way
21:49For stealing
21:55Skewable between all the legal
21:57Of the shame
21:58Even though
22:05On the run like
22:08For a fire
22:10For we don't know
22:15So he chases them away
22:18On Sunday
22:23He'll begin his life again
22:29Yeah
22:30Oh, he's been planned
22:34To leave him away
22:37To leave him away
22:40In my way
22:42Yeah
22:45Wow
22:47Oh, honey
22:50Yeah, yeah, dangerous room
22:54Yeah
22:56Yeah
23:09Yeah
23:13Yeah
23:14Yeah
23:17Yeah
25:17This crowd is on fire today, Steve.
25:20Unbelievable.
25:21This is fantastic.
25:22It's one of the best times we've ever had at Keenan's Irish Pub, the official opening of the Jersey Shore.
25:27We're going to get wet in just a moment.
25:29Well, some of us are.
25:31Yeah.
25:31Some of us will watch and chuckle.
25:32That is correct, but we are definitely going to be doing our best as we can to bring in good vibes and send everybody into the weekend in a proper mood.
25:40Hey, before we do this, I wanted to bring this gentleman up on stage.
25:44We just had him on the air with us the other day.
25:46You guys may have been following this story about Jax and South Philly, the bar that's kind of responsible, or is helping with the St. Louis Blues, making it to the Stanley Cup Championships.
25:57This is Mike, everybody.
25:58We wanted to say hi to him.
25:59We had him on the air the other day.
26:02How you doing, my man?
26:03All right.
26:03This is a whirlwind.
26:04This is amazing.
26:05Yeah.
26:05Now, you come down here to Wildwood regularly, don't you?
26:08Yeah, my whole life.
26:0935 years.
26:10Nice, brother.
26:11Do you know the Keenan's crew?
26:12I do.
26:13I do.
26:13My wife actually teaches their kids.
26:15No way.
26:16Yes.
26:16So you know what a mess this, I mean, mess in a good way, what this turns into this weekend.
26:22This is special.
26:23This is really special.
26:24It has grown bigger and bigger and bigger.
26:27Now, look at this place.
26:28That's nuts.
26:28Shoulder to shoulder.
26:29This is incredible.
26:30Hey, are you going to, so the cup is on Monday.
26:32Are you going to be heading back for that to Jax?
26:34Yeah, man.
26:35Monday, I know it's going to be 80 degrees down here.
26:38The wife is hating me already, but we got to get settled.
26:40You know, we got like 25, 30 guys from the Jax are going to be setting up around noon,
26:46and we're going to have about 150 to 200 people coming by the Jax to watch the Blues game.
26:52We got a flat screen outside.
26:54It's going to be epic.
26:55We got NHL.com.
26:57We got ESPN.
26:59Everybody's coming by.
27:00Yeah, don't boom.
27:01It's good for Philly, gang.
27:02Don't worry about it.
27:03So we just want to say hi.
27:04You're a good guy and glad you came down for the party.
27:06So take care, man.
27:07I appreciate having me on.
27:08All right, Mike.
27:09Take care, brother.
27:09All right.
27:10Such a cool story.
27:11I love it.
27:12We'll have you at K-6 headphones here from them.
27:14Thank you very much.
27:15They were saying Blues.
27:16Oh, really?
27:17Is that what it was?
27:18Yes.
27:18That's what it was.
27:19Blues.
27:19I think anybody can root against the Boston Bruins, right?
27:22Damn right, dude.
27:24Of course.
27:24Suck it, Boston.
27:25All right.
27:26I'm over here.
27:27Take your fake beans and shove them up your ass.
27:28Steve, I'm in the crowd.
27:30Somebody just grabbed my ass.
27:32What's up, buddy?
27:33It's Larry from Mantua, New Jersey.
27:36My first time being here.
27:39What do you think?
27:40Oh, I think it's great.
27:41I'll come back every year.
27:42I'm with Matt Blaccio, and I'm ready to go.
27:46Hey, he's with Ralph Macchio.
27:47He's with Ralph Macchio.
27:48Oh, I heard Flatt Macchio.
27:50Oh.
27:50I need to get up on the bar.
27:52That's not as good.
27:52Hey, real quick, Preston, this baptism is brought to you by Mattress Factory.
27:57It is?
27:58Yeah, you want to hurry in for the Memorial Day sale at the family-owned Mattress Factory.
28:01All right.
28:02Very good.
28:02I would say so.
28:03Now, Preston, you're up there.
28:04Preston, by the way, looking very Memorial Day-ish in your Captain America shirt.
28:09There you go.
28:12I actually, when I stepped up here, I thought a fan was about to hit me in the head,
28:17and by that I mean one of the ceiling fans here.
28:19Oh, no.
28:19If you want to be decapitated, come back up on stage here.
28:22All right, so I'm looking at an ocean of people.
28:24I'm standing up on, Nick, we'll call this the South Bar, and you're at the North Bar, okay?
28:29I'm at the North Bar.
28:30All right, so I'm on the South Bar.
28:31I'm going to begin the proceedings, and we have handed out these ponchos for people who
28:37feel that they might not want to get completely drenched.
28:40There's a few brave souls who are covered by nothing right here.
28:43Hang on a second.
28:44Yes, high five to you, but what is your name?
28:47Marian.
28:48And Marian, have you been here before for the baptism of beer?
28:51I've been here.
28:52You've seen what we do?
28:53Yes.
28:54And yet you're not going to cover yourself?
28:55It was too hot.
28:57Oh, you're going to cover me.
28:59You guys are.
29:00All right, so let me get down here.
29:02By the way, all of those ponchos were provided by our friends at Metro by T-Mobile.
29:06Oh, thank you, guys.
29:08All right.
29:09That's why they look legit.
29:10Yes, it is.
29:11So this is to help honor our friends at Coors Light who sponsor this live broadcast.
29:16So we've got pitchers of ice-cold Coors Light ready to be brought upon these people.
29:22Now, by the way, Preston, just because it's being poured doesn't mean you can't open your
29:27mouth and receive.
29:28I recommend that you do.
29:30And in fact, the whole idea of baptism is to wash away sin.
29:34But to here, we're bathing in it.
29:37All right?
29:37Yes.
29:37We're not washing it away.
29:39We're actually swimming in sin as we begin the Memorial Day weekend.
29:43And it's all about that, right?
29:46It is, Preston.
29:47Beautifully said.
29:48So we got this idea from Pierre Robert.
29:50He thankfully passed it along to us and has now become a tradition here at Canaan's Irish
29:54Pub.
29:54So with this, yay, though I walk through the valley of Coors Light, I will fear no evil
30:00for thou art with me.
30:03Let's begin.
30:03You ready, brother?
30:04Open up and let's receive.
30:06Here we go.
30:06Our first contender.
30:07Oh, yes.
30:08Oh, my God.
30:09Oh, yeah.
30:09Come on.
30:10Get your mouth over there.
30:11Come on.
30:11We got please.
30:13Oh, and there we go.
30:14Look at all these open mouths.
30:15Get closer.
30:16Come closer.
30:17Let me.
30:17Oh, yes.
30:18I'm sorry.
30:18I hate any eyes.
30:19Open and oh, yeah.
30:22Steve, all these people are thirsty and ready.
30:26It looks like a giant human koi pond.
30:28All right.
30:29Next.
30:29We're moving on slowly.
30:31You ready?
30:32Oh, yes.
30:33Look at them.
30:34What?
30:34You can't request anything.
30:36You get it or you don't.
30:37We have people now running up to the bar.
30:40We are.
30:41Oh, come on.
30:42Come on.
30:43Oh, yes.
30:43My fine friends.
30:45Revel in it.
30:46Live in it.
30:47This happens once a year.
30:48Suck it.
30:49Suck it.
30:50Drink it on in.
30:51Accept my beer upon your face.
30:53Here we go.
30:53You ready?
30:54Oh.
30:55Oh, wow.
30:56Full squat.
30:56Oh.
30:58Dude, this.
30:59I feel kind of horrible doing this.
31:01Now, you know what?
31:02It's almost Caligula-like.
31:04How about you guys out there?
31:05You ready?
31:06Watch out.
31:07Here it comes.
31:08Whoa.
31:08I went deep on that one, Steve.
31:13Yeah, you did.
31:13This is the last one?
31:15This is the last.
31:16You've got to be kidding me.
31:17This is the last one, Preston.
31:18You've really done damage.
31:19All right.
31:19Here we go.
31:20The beer engines are offline.
31:22Oh, thank you.
31:25I don't know what was on that, but I just licked something.
31:28Oh, my God.
31:29There's something wonderful and disgusting at the same time.
31:33The beer is wonderful.
31:34I'm running.
31:35The house is disgusting.
31:35I'm running out.
31:36They didn't give me as much this year.
31:38We're getting one more.
31:39We're going to start passing out meth now, Preston.
31:41Get a couple of bottles.
31:44All right.
31:44Here you go.
31:45And there you go.
31:46Pull his hair.
31:47Yank on it.
31:48There you go.
31:49Make it dirty.
31:50All right.
31:50Hang on.
31:50I've got one more coming.
31:52Oh, it's a lot of foam.
31:53That's okay.
31:54That's okay.
31:55It looks like something else, Preston.
31:57It does.
31:57It's got a good head on it, doesn't it?
31:59It really does.
31:59You're Ron.
31:59All right.
32:00You ready?
32:00Ron Jeremy over there.
32:01All right.
32:01Hold on.
32:02No, I'm getting you.
32:03Oh, my God.
32:04Dude, that looks pornographic.
32:06It does.
32:06That looks flat-out pornographic.
32:08What do you say?
32:09You look hot.
32:10Oh, thank you, darling.
32:10Open your mouth.
32:14You look hot.
32:15Open your mouth.
32:16Ready, guys?
32:17Here we go.
32:17Oh, yeah.
32:19Putting it all over your face.
32:21Here you go, brother.
32:22Yeah.
32:22Come on, buddy.
32:24I love that shirt, by the way, man.
32:25Nice.
32:26He's got a Preston Steve eggs and pegs.
32:28I love it.
32:28Coming up here.
32:29Come on.
32:29Hang on.
32:30Wait a minute.
32:30Come on here.
32:31Take some.
32:31You ready?
32:33Oh.
32:34Preston holding the mug between his legs.
32:37This is what it is.
32:38Yes.
32:39Here's the last bit for you guys on the South Bar.
32:43Nick, over to the North.
32:44Are we ready?
32:45The North remembers.
32:46The North remembers.
32:48We're going to start with Brian from Delco, Casey.
32:51I got my.
32:51Brian came prepared because he already has one course light.
32:54Here comes some more, Brian.
32:55You ready?
32:56Oh, open up in the nose, in the eyes.
32:59Steve, the good thing is.
33:00It's like prom night, Nick.
33:02Yeah.
33:02The good thing is these glasses that are the peg glasses have no rims in them whatsoever.
33:09They don't have glass either, do they?
33:10They have no glasses.
33:11Well, you know.
33:12They're totally useless.
33:14They're completely useless and they don't protect the eyes at all.
33:17This guy's got a nice Phil's hat that is now beer soaked.
33:20Hey, Nick.
33:20Yes, sir.
33:20Can we rename this the beer bukkake, possibly?
33:23Beer?
33:25Oh, this guy's got a.
33:26Oh, beer cocky.
33:27Beer cocky.
33:28I love it.
33:29It's awesome.
33:29It writes itself.
33:31Dowse, Nick, you're doing a great job.
33:33You're covering a lot of turf.
33:34They're so thirsty, Steve.
33:36A lesser man might not have gone all the way, but you are.
33:39What I want to do is I want the people to drink.
33:42I want the people to celebrate.
33:44Beer is the beer of life, Nick.
33:46This person isn't looking up, but she has a poncho on, so I'm making sure she gets some.
33:50Hey, by the way, guys, they poured more.
33:51They have more beer over here, so I'm doing some more while Nick's doing that.
33:54All right.
33:54Preston, you know why they have on ponchos?
33:56Why?
33:57Because of God.
33:57Because of God.
33:59That's the same reason they don't make that underwear on Sunday.
34:03Oh, that's right.
34:03Yeah.
34:04Yeah, here we go.
34:04Anybody want any more of this?
34:05Here, you guys, you got ponchos?
34:06You want some?
34:07There we go.
34:08Want some?
34:09They say.
34:10And they duck.
34:12You know, it's always the case.
34:13They say they want it, and then they jump to the side.
34:16I think, Steve, at the end of the day, after we've made people eat duck feet and pig ears,
34:22they deserve a little cold course light, don't you?
34:25Nick, we have somebody celebrating a divorce over here.
34:27What's your name?
34:28My name is Kotlin.
34:29My Kotlin.
34:30Yes, it is, and I am divorced.
34:32Yeah!
34:33Congratulations, baby.
34:35Awesome.
34:36You can just have a little sip.
34:37All right, the beer just keeps flowing like beer, and Nick is doing great over here.
34:41Almost a...
34:42Nick, are you ready for a second pass soon, or are you going to...
34:45Oh, I can head back down, Steve.
34:46I just want as many people that...
34:47You can go all goddamn night.
34:49I can go all night.
34:50Round three.
34:52I can do it.
34:53You're like Captain America, though.
34:54Preston is Captain America, but you can do this all day.
34:57I usually need a nap after round two.
34:59Yeah, absolutely.
35:01All right.
35:02You don't even have a poncho on.
35:03This guy's got a Vegas Golden Knight shirt.
35:05Here you go, pal.
35:06All right, Nick.
35:07Anybody else that didn't get some?
35:09Anybody out here?
35:10All right, here you go.
35:11One, two, three.
35:14Steve, I got some in the ceiling, fam.
35:16Oh, you got to watch out.
35:17Hey, I got some over here, Nick.
35:18You guys want a shot?
35:20Watch out, brother.
35:21Watch out.
35:23Is this the last bit?
35:25It's the last bit, Preston.
35:26The last bit.
35:29All right, here we go.
35:29People jumping.
35:30Give me a count.
35:31I'm going to set that down.
35:32All right, here you go.
35:34Preston.
35:34Yes, it is glorious.
35:38Oh, wait.
35:39Nick's got another picture.
35:40One more.
35:41And head back down.
35:42I mean, I like the foam on the face.
35:44The foam looks really, really dirty.
35:47It looks very sexual.
35:49You expect mom to come home and tell you that's not how you do it.
35:54Steve, this girl in the front, no poncho, white shirt.
35:56That's how it's done.
35:59That's how they did it in the days of your, Nick.
36:01There we go.
36:02Oh, look at these.
36:03Wow.
36:04That was a lot of beer.
36:06Look at these.
36:06She was surprised by that.
36:08It's funny that the surprise happens, even though they come over to the bar willingly.
36:11I know, Nick.
36:12So many times in my life, I've seen that look.
36:14What wonderful congregants we have here.
36:17And Nick finishing off.
36:18The last of it.
36:19There we go.
36:20Boom.
36:21And there it is, ladies and gentlemen, our baptism of beer, 2019 Canaan's Irish Pub.
36:26You know what, Preston?
36:27I don't know if that's enjoyable to listen to, but here for us to watch it, it's religious.
36:33It's everything you want it to be.
36:35And we will have video of that for you to see.
36:37We're going to take a break.
36:38We're going to come back in a moment.
36:39We'll get ready to wrap things up.
36:40And then we'll send it to Pierre Robert in Atlantic City.
36:44We got the Jersey Shore covered up and down this morning on MMR.
36:48Preston and Steve on 93.3 WMMR.
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44:02Preston and Steve rock our 93.3 WMMR.
44:06Hey, you!
44:36Don't you know who I think I am?
44:41A big fish, a small town, a Romeo.
44:47Touch your mother on, take it on, talk, talk, talk, take it on.
44:52Backseat, a Rolls Royce, radio.
44:57I'm not here to talk about it, turn it up, talk, talk, turn it up.
45:02Come on, man.
45:05Do you wanna, do, do you wanna be a prima donna like me tonight?
45:13Do you wanna, oh, don't you wanna be a prima donna with me tonight?
45:19Come on, bring it on, don't you know who I thought about me tonight?
45:26So come on, try it on, be a prima donna with me tonight.
45:33Ha, ha, ha, ha, champagne, Charlie.
45:41Roll it up, stick it on the tab.
45:44Light them up, light, light, light them up.
45:48You're up, my rules.
45:51A cigarette, don't you know that you want to light it up.
45:56Light, light, light, light it up right now.
46:00You're gonna do it right now.
46:02Do you wanna, do, do you wanna be a prima donna like me tonight?
46:08Yeah!
46:09Do you wanna, oh, don't you wanna be a prima donna with me tonight?
46:15So come on, bring it on.
46:19Touch your mother, son, love me tonight.
46:22So come on, try it on, bring it on.
46:26Be a prima donna with me tonight.
46:35Touch your mother, baby.
46:47Oh, I'm gonna feel it in my voice.
46:50You should be a prima donna.
46:52A prima donna, love me tonight.
46:56Do you wanna, do, do you wanna be a prima donna like me tonight?
47:03Yeah!
47:03Do you wanna, oh, don't you wanna be a prima donna with me tonight?
47:10Come on, come on, bring it on, bring it on.
47:14Touch your mother, son, love me tonight.
47:17So come on, come on, try it on, try it on.
47:20So be a prima donna, be a prima donna, be a prima donna, be a prima donna with me tonight.
47:27It's WMMR's official opening of the Jersey Shore with Coors Light, the Jersey Shore's most refreshing beer.
47:34And now, live from Kenan's in North Wildwood, here are Preston and Steve.
47:38Oh man, now it's just getting weird.
47:45I love it when it gets weird.
47:48We're getting ready to wrap things up live at Kenan's North Wildwood, Kenan's Irish Pub, the site of our 15th live broadcast here.
47:56Who knew, who knew, and we were blessed with amazing weather, it is just absolutely perfect out.
48:03Yeah, yeah, I love it, definitely, if you were considering coming down to Wildwood today on the fence, come on down.
48:12Yeah, absolutely, it's gonna be a wonderful weekend, it's gonna get up to 90 by the time we get to Sunday, nonetheless.
48:17Real quick, a woman handed this to me, Jimmy Lehman, used to work for, he worked here for 12 years, and he's graduating from the Fire Academy next week.
48:24So, I want to throw some love to Jimmy Lehman, so congratulations, man, and we wish you were here.
48:31By the way, I'd like to thank a couple of people who have been a part of this live broadcast, helping us out.
48:35Of course, our main sponsor, Coors Light, the Jersey Shore's most refreshing beer.
48:39We had Jack Morion from Mori's Piers.
48:42Very cool.
48:43They are celebrating 50 years on the Piers this summer with a new family-friendly roller coaster, the Runaway Tram, which we did the Watch the Tram car this morning.
48:52No one was rendered handicapped or killed, it was a success.
48:57And the festivities last all summer long at Mori's Three Piers, two water parks, beach bars.
49:01Thank you to Brightburn, that movie is opening this weekend as well, and it's from James Gunn, who brought to you Guardians of the Galaxy.
49:07Opens this Memorial Day weekend, Evil is found.
49:09Looks really good.
49:09Evil is found its superhero.
49:11And Stake'Em Up, who gave us a bunch of cash to give away South Philly.
49:14Stake'Em Up now in North Wildwood, 17th and the Boardwalk.
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49:24What all do we need to do here before we wrap up?
49:26We need to get a letter of the day.
49:29Yeah, so the way that's going to work is we're not going to take the winner here live on the air.
49:32Jason's going to get our designated caller back at the studio and award our prize, which is a $500 Mealy's furniture gift card.
49:40So, Jason, hit the letter of the day, please.
49:43Preston and Steve on 93.3 WMMR.
49:46Now, the daily letter.
49:48All right, the Preston and Steve show is brought to you today by the letter.
49:50Why?
49:51As in Yango!
49:55He really wanted that.
49:56It still works.
49:57$500 Mealy's furniture gift card.
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50:13Caller number 11, we're going to get the prize to you.
50:15Marissa Magnata, come out here.
50:17This is Marissa, everybody.
50:23Marissa and our interns did a ton of work to get all this stuff ready for today for the live broadcast, and she busted her ass,
50:31and I wanted to personally bring her out here and thank her.
50:35And Marissa wants to crowd surf.
50:40You think you guys can handle that?
50:42Oh, jeez.
50:43Oh, jeez.
50:44She asked if she could do it.
50:46She wants to stage dive and then...
50:49Oh, really?
50:50Yeah.
50:50Put a helmet on.
50:51I know.
50:51Put a helmet on.
50:52All right, so get in close.
50:54Get in close.
50:55Everybody move in close because we don't want to harm our Marissa.
50:58You don't...
51:00Are you going to dive and flip as you're diving?
51:03All right.
51:04Oh, my God.
51:05All right, so...
51:05Oh, my gosh.
51:06These ladies, I don't know if they look ready to catch you or not.
51:09No, they don't.
51:10Are you ready?
51:11You sure?
51:12Oh, my God.
51:13Am I holding this or are you taking it with you?
51:15No, I'm going to take it with me.
51:15I'm going to take video along the way.
51:17All right, Marissa's going to take video along the way.
51:19Okay.
51:20Oh, my God.
51:20I know.
51:21She wanted to do it, and I said, all right, let's go for it.
51:23All right, you ready?
51:23All right, here comes Marissa, everybody, out into the crowd.
51:26She's going to run and jump, and she's off.
51:29Yes!
51:31Marissa!
51:32Marissa!
51:33Marissa!
51:34Marissa!
51:35Marissa!
51:37Marissa!
51:37Except she's not moving.
51:39And my guess is she comes back pregnant.
51:41You think...
51:42Anybody wanted to grab her ass, now's the time.
51:45You can't help it.
51:46You got to do it.
51:47All right, she's out in the middle now, moving to this massive crowd,
51:50back over towards the tables where there's nobody.
51:52If she's going to fall, it's going to happen probably right here.
51:55Yeah, yeah.
51:55Yeah, watch out.
51:56That's not a good direction.
51:57All right, let her down gently.
51:59Bring her back to the stage.
52:00Perfect.
52:01Nowhere.
52:01Gently on the top of her face.
52:03All right, dear God.
52:04Closer.
52:05Closer.
52:05Yay!
52:07How was it, Marissa?
52:10How were the free grabs, everybody?
52:12Yes, there you go.
52:12Yeah, yeah, yeah.
52:14That was awesome.
52:15Thank you, guys.
52:16Wonderful.
52:16Speaking of thanks, I want to thank our sponsors.
52:18Preston and Steve Show brought to you today about Dunkin', the official coffee of the
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52:23Also, Coors Light, the Jersey Shore's most refreshing beer, and thank you to Acme,
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52:32Preston?
52:32Yes.
52:33Since you did that, I've always wanted to eat five full duck heads.
52:37Oh.
52:38You want to live out your fantasy, Steve?
52:39That's so awesome.
52:40Yeah.
52:40Listen, I want to thank our promotions department.
52:45I want to thank everybody in our sales department and our engineering, Rodney, Rodney Byrd and
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52:51They are amazing.
52:53Speaking of amazing, you guys are amazing.
52:56Thank you for being here.
53:01We've been on the air for 20 years and can't tell you how much it means that you come out
53:05for parties like this and support our show.
53:07So thank you so much.
53:08We want you guys to have a safe and awesome weekend.
53:12It's summertime, baby.
53:15Rage on to never great.
53:16We'll see you later.
53:16Bye-bye.
53:38Bye-bye.
53:39Bye-bye.
53:39Bye-bye.
54:08Bye.
54:09Bye-bye.
54:30Bye-bye.
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