00:00I just thought of something else I did one time, but immediately, you know, here I am as an adult thinking, I'm in trouble.
00:07I'm in trouble, Chad. I'm in trouble.
00:08One time we were doing a promotion at the Granite Room Mall with Y100, and we had a, we used to take a little putter and a putting green, and we would do a putting contest.
00:17Yeah.
00:17When you go to these promotions, you have a little game.
00:19Anything.
00:20People can play, come on.
00:21So we're out there, and we're bored.
00:24Nobody's coming out there.
00:25And I decide to take the putter and take a full-on driver's swing.
00:31No, you didn't.
00:32To the golf ball, or I was pretending to.
00:35I was going to swing over the ball.
00:37And, of course, I'm aiming right at the parking lot.
00:41And we were in, there was like a tent sale going out there, something.
00:44So there was a wide open area where nobody was parked, but about 50 yards away, there were cars.
00:50I swung at this thing, I hit the ball, and it goes over and, thunk, and hits the side of a car.
00:58Big, huge dent in the side of it.
01:01And I tell an intern, I immediately, I go, go get the golf ball.
01:05Go get the golf ball right now.
01:06Go get it.
01:07So they ran and got the golf ball, and I go, put the whole golf ball thing away.
01:10Put the whole putting green thing away.
01:12Appearance over.
01:12Appearance over.
01:13Appearance over.
01:13Appearance over.
01:14Attention.
01:15We've got our winner.
01:15Yeah.
01:18So put the golf ball away.
01:19Appearance over.
01:19And sure enough, like 10 minutes later, somebody comes walking out, and they look at the side
01:23of their car, and it's got a big dent in it, and I didn't fess up to it.
01:26All right.
01:27How many years ago?
01:29You're 15, 16.
01:31You're an adult, man.
01:31I know.
01:33Here I am.
01:34I'm confessing it right now.
01:35Now, don't say.
01:36That was not cool.
01:37Don't say, but do you remember what kind of car or what color it was or anything like
01:41that?
01:41I have no idea.
01:42Okay.
01:43But it was, I remember them looking down and them looking around, and here I.
01:46People do that all the time.
01:50Hands in my pocket.
01:51Didn't we have a potato gun at one event, and we had it, it was like on a mortar, and
01:57we shot it into the parking lot, and didn't we hit a car?
01:59Nope.
02:00Baby.
02:00That never happened.
02:03Nope.
02:03I think there was another shot.
02:04If you come to any of our events, Mark, far away.
02:07I regret it.
02:08I should, I wouldn't mind making good on that.
02:10Well, listen.
02:11Not really.
02:12What, are you going to buy them a new car 15 years later?
02:15I heard what you said, you son of a bitch.
02:17I spent years trying to figure out how that happened.
