- 11 months ago
Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a woman with a 20-pound neck tumor who was featured on TLC's 'Take My Tumor'. The tumor hangs down her back and resembles testicles. Then, they find a woman who has 10,000 tumors all over her body and see some video of her.
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00:00Well, we know for sure this next lady would not make it as a stripper
00:09because you don't see many strippers with a 20-pound nut sack on their back.
00:15This woman actually has.
00:17It's a tumor.
00:19Okay.
00:20But it resembles a sack of nuts hanging off of her back.
00:26Even looks like scrotal skin.
00:28You're not even kidding.
00:29I mean, that thing's huge.
00:30It's a 20-pound sack of.
00:33There's nothing we can do.
00:36There's nothing you can do.
00:37You can.
00:38That's terrible.
00:39I know.
00:39Is your nipple out at the top there?
00:42Or is that just.
00:42No, I think that's just a boil or something.
00:44I don't understand where it's at.
00:46This lady has got a lot of problems.
00:48She's got a chest boil.
00:50Worry about the chest boil second.
00:53Let's get rid of those back nuts and then we'll take care of the chest boil.
00:57That's tough.
00:58Whoa.
00:59Doggy style is rough on this one.
01:02Oh my God.
01:03Whoa.
01:04She was just on the show Take My Tumor.
01:08There's a show called Take My Tumor.
01:10Of course there is.
01:11On the Learning Channel.
01:13Yeah.
01:13Yeah.
01:13And here's her story with her big, big.
01:17Take My Tumor.
01:18That's all we got.
01:19Did you ever hear about this?
01:20No, I've never heard of it.
01:21Take My Tumor?
01:22I've never heard of it.
01:23I'm going to search it out now though.
01:24Tonight on Take My Tumor.
01:25Who watches this?
01:27I would.
01:28I would.
01:28The same people that watch those crazy shows where the people get.
01:31I would.
01:32I'd watch it.
01:33I had no idea.
01:34Of course.
01:34They probably don't show enough.
01:36Here's a little bit of it.
01:37I have a sling to support the tumor.
01:41It helps with the weight but not with the balance.
01:44It swings and moves every time I move like with every step.
01:48So it swings on her back like your balls would.
01:51Yes.
01:52Mine aren't even that.
01:53Slice it off of her.
01:54Why don't they just do it?
01:55With every step that I do, it moves too.
01:59So as soon as I move, let's see if I'm not wearing that nut, the fibroom would hit the thing.
02:07I don't like it.
02:10If I don't move, if I don't have the nut on my balls, if I move, it smacks the toilet.
02:20It's a true tragedy.
02:22Tonight on Take My Ballsack.
02:24Yeah.
02:25Shrink my ballsack.
02:28It usually moves in another direction than the other parts of my body and that makes me fall down or lose my balance.
02:35And if you are wondering what that big flu thing is, I accidentally hit myself on the table a couple of days ago.
02:44It will have an infection if I don't use a septic.
02:48But I can't use a septic because everything that sticks would toss the skin apart.
02:55And the skin here is very, very thin and soft.
02:59When the tumor started growing, it had the size of a hazelnut in primary school.
03:06That's when you wanted to get it, damn, that old hazelnut size.
03:09It was 15 years old.
03:10It was as big as a grapefruit.
03:14And right now it's as big as a watermelon.
03:16It's coming out from her neck.
03:18Oh, yeah, it's from her neck.
03:21Whoa.
03:22Wait, wait, wait.
03:23I'm not ready.
03:26Holy cow.
03:27Why didn't they do something sooner?
03:28At first we covered it up, she said.
03:34It wasn't that bad.
03:35Just a big brown spot.
03:36First we had such a big brown fleck.
03:38Huh?
03:39Then it became a little bigger.
03:40Oh, back balls!
03:42It's just like my balls.
03:50It looks tender.
03:54It's gonna hurt.
03:55Moment, moment, bitte.
03:56Oh, it comes right out of her neck.
04:02Can someone help her?
04:03I have to do it, like, backwards over the tumor and backwards over my head.
04:09Where is she from?
04:11I don't know.
04:12It's very hard for me.
04:13It makes me feel shy.
04:15You should!
04:16Because the tumor is so big now.
04:18I would like to wear more dresses, especially in the summer.
04:24Of course.
04:25Not to cover my whole body.
04:28Holy crap.
04:30I've never seen anything like this.
04:31Is there an end to this tumor thing?
04:34I hope she likes green bananas.
04:36Oh, that's her problem.
04:38That's her problem.
04:39What does that have to do with it?
04:40Is there a happy ending?
04:42Oh, no.
04:42She likes green bananas.
04:44Obviously.
04:44Even though she has a huge set of nuts on her back, she really is.
04:47She loves the green bananas.
04:48Listen, if you didn't...
04:49Why are we talking about bananas?
04:52If you don't think she's an absolute lunatic, she is.
04:57She likes green bananas.
04:58Why is he talking about bananas?
05:01I don't know.
05:01He's got nothing else.
05:02I don't know.
05:03What a curveball.
05:07She likes green bananas.
05:09I like it just yellow with little brown dots, but nothing this kind is terrible.
05:15Why are you...
05:16She loves it.
05:16I love exotic foods.
05:19It makes me feel like I'm on a holiday.
05:21Oh, exotic.
05:22Exotic.
05:23That's not exotic.
05:23Stop talking.
05:24We're at your location at a nice beach.
05:26With your mouth full of green bananas.
05:29That's very uncomfortable to sit in seat for a long time where playing rights are not very nice.
05:36Lisa, if you had a giant 20-pound nutsack on your back, you'd be dreaming of stuff.
05:41I would, too.
05:41I still don't have my own life because of the tumor.
05:44Oh!
05:45I don't have my own house.
05:47I don't have a job.
05:49Oh!
05:49Do they ever resolve?
05:52That's why they just want you to watch it.
05:53Oh, my God.
05:54I'm watching.
05:55We need to know about the lady.
05:56We got to push out.
05:56Someone listening, did she get rid of her back balls?
05:59Call us.
05:591-855-954-6969.
06:02Did she get rid of her?
06:02No one watched this.
06:03No one saw this.
06:05That's one of the craziest things I've ever seen.
06:07It's from her neck, guys, and it's down at her ass.
06:11I mean, step one is taking off the thing they wrap turkeys in.
06:15Yeah.
06:16You got it.
06:17She needs that to support it.
06:18Oh, man.
06:18Take my tumor.
06:19That image right there was wild.
06:22She likes whipped cream, but she doesn't like cold whipped.
06:24Yes!
06:25She eats green bananas.
06:27She's so crazy.
06:28When it comes to olives, she will only go for the black olives and not the green ones.
06:32Yeah, but what about her nutsack?
06:34Oh, is that the old thing?
06:35Yeah!
06:36Yeah!
06:37I hope someone helps her.
06:39I think so.
06:40She got rid of her back balls?
06:42I think.
06:42I'm trying to get to it.
06:43Oh, they did.
06:44They removed her back balls, and she looks great now.
06:47Oh, my God.
06:48Thank God.
06:49They could have done that a lot sooner.
06:51Yeah.
06:51Oh, I think so, too.
06:52Okay, so here we go.
06:53Oh, you got something?
06:55Yeah.
06:55Oh, my God.
06:56Look at that.
06:56Look at that.
06:57So much better.
06:58Back balls gone.
06:59Wow.
07:00So they were just able to slice it off, no problem.
07:04Yeah.
07:04They just hacked it off of her.
07:07Okay.
07:07Okay.
07:08Get her some green bananas.
07:09Here's the thing.
07:10So, you know, I have a couple kids, right?
07:13Yeah.
07:13So at 15, one of my kids starts growing the neck balls.
07:19Is it not a little bit on me as a bad parent to allow the neck balls to become 20 pounds?
07:27They're in a position.
07:28It didn't look like they were struggling.
07:30I don't understand the position.
07:31I think they're in Germany.
07:32I think, like, health care is free.
07:34Do you want to see the surgery?
07:35Yeah, I do.
07:36I sent it.
07:37Okay, hold on.
07:38I'm going to switch off, Elisa.
07:39I don't know.
07:40I do.
07:41I need to see it.
07:42Oh, God.
07:42Just how they manipulate them.
07:44They stretch them out like a bat wing.
07:46Her balls?
07:48Bareback balls, yeah.
07:49Yeah.
07:49It's funny how the dad's so concerned about the bananas.
07:52It's always been the weirdest thing about her is the fact that she would eat a green banana,
07:56which is crazy.
07:57Yeah.
07:58He's like, who cares about the nuts on her back?
08:00She eats green bananas.
08:01She's a nutcase.
08:03I always knew she was different because when she would go for fruit, it was always the freshest.
08:09Disgusting.
08:10Terrible.
08:10Even if it's not ripe.
08:11This is them removing her back balls.
08:14Slide it under.
08:16I have a hard time with surgery.
08:17Oh, I don't know.
08:18I don't know.
08:19They're just going to cut that.
08:20I don't know.
08:21That's tough.
08:22That's tough.
08:22That's a tough watch.
08:23In order to minimize her blood loss, we're going to raise the tumor above her heart.
08:28Yeah.
08:28Yeah, that's smart.
08:29That will make it harder.
08:30Oh, this is going to be tough.
08:31Just sort of, can you do it in just like images?
08:34Yeah.
08:34Like you can go a little more and then we'll just see sort of a little more.
08:40And they wrapped them up tight.
08:42Oh, man.
08:42They're going to snip.
08:44Oh, God's stuff.
08:46Oh, my.
08:47Like the skin that used to be a hazelnut now goes all the way up the back of her head.
08:54What a wild thing.
08:56But thank God they're able to do it.
08:57Yeah.
08:58Changed her life, I'm sure, right?
09:00Now she can travel.
09:02Yep.
09:03That is, I guess, the appeal to these kind of shows is that the quality of life change.
09:07Eat green bananas on the beach.
09:10Yeah.
09:11And I said, my back nuts are gone.
09:12I enjoy all the green bananas.
09:14I've tried the yellow banana.
09:17It was nice.
09:21Well, that's the weirdest part of the story.
09:23Yeah.
09:23I don't know why.
09:24I don't know why, but I didn't expect it.
09:26I didn't expect it.
09:26We're like, what's happened?
09:27What's happened?
09:28Oh, she loves the green bananas.
09:28Germans, they're weird.
09:29Germans are weird.
09:30They're weird.
09:30They're a weird bunch.
09:31They're weird.
09:32And they're really direct.
09:34We're going to put this on X so you can at least see these back balls.
09:42Yeah.
09:42If you really want.
09:43I mean, it's a wild.
09:43Take My Tumors, the show on TLC.
09:45It's apparently quite a trip.
09:48The Thousand Tumor Woman.
09:50That's one of them?
09:51That is.
09:52Oh, that's the first one.
09:54That looks.
09:55Charmaine.
09:56I didn't know if it was Charmaine.
09:58I think it's Charmaine.
09:59Look.
10:01Oh, man, I'm out.
10:02I'm out.
10:03I'm out.
10:03I'm out.
10:03I can't.
10:04I can't.
10:04Go a little bit more.
10:05I can't.
10:05Go a little more.
10:06Just a tiny bit.
10:08Just a tiny bit.
10:09No, I just see the feet.
10:10Go.
10:11Go.
10:12Hit it.
10:13Go.
10:14And hold on.
10:16And get a little bit more.
10:20My name is Charmaine Sahadu.
10:23Uh-huh.
10:23I am 43 years old.
10:25Oh, boy.
10:27Oh, I can't watch that too many times.
10:29Just get you a glass of water.
10:30Oh, my God.
10:31No glass that works.
10:32Oh, my God.
10:33Hold on.
10:34No, don't look at the camera.
10:36They're going to do it.
10:36Are they going to do a horror movie turnaround?
10:38Whoa.
10:41Well, Jeezy Pete's.
10:42Whoa.
10:43There's nothing they can do there.
10:45That can't be fixed.
10:46There's nothing you can do there.
10:47I'm going to have to go look for a second.
10:49Oh, yeah.
10:52Can you click the add part down?
10:55Can you click the add part?
10:57The little.
10:57I'd love to see what they did.
10:58Oh, my God.
11:00What's she got?
11:00What's her back?
11:01Is that back?
11:02Is that back?
11:03Is that back?
11:04Is that back?
11:05I don't know.
11:06My bad.
11:08It's just kind of awful.
11:10I don't understand what we're looking at.
11:12No one knows.
11:13Is that a badge?
11:13You cannot tell.
11:14Is that an ass?
11:16I don't know.
11:16It's between her legs, but I'm not sure it looks like an elephant stick.
11:21It does.
11:23Ow!
11:24Look out.
11:26That's the craziest thing I've ever seen in my life.
11:30It is.
11:31It is.
11:32Listen.
11:32What could they do for her?
11:34This is like to get ourselves in the mind of a stoic.
11:40Every day you should wake up and be like, I don't have 10,000 tumors all over myself.
11:44Right.
11:45Yeah.
11:45That's good perspective.
11:47I don't have 10,000 tumors.
11:48I could.
11:49I could start developing a nutsack on my neck.
11:52I've been trying to tell myself stuff like that now that when I get mad about something.
11:56Yeah, you have to.
11:57Yeah.
11:57Could be worse.
11:58It's still like when I catch myself being like, my life sucks.
12:00Yeah.
12:00I know.
12:01No, it could suck.
12:02It could suck so much more.
12:05Yeah.
12:05My life's awesome.
12:06Yeah.
12:07It's one of the worst things I could ever think someone could have to go through.
12:13Mind blown.
12:14Yep.
12:14Mind blown.
12:16Take My Tumor airs on the Learning Channel.
12:18Wow, man.
12:19That is a...
12:20That shows almost too much for me.
12:23I don't mind watching like, oh, okay, look, someone got like a little thing popped out
12:29of their back.
12:30That's fine.
12:31This is wild times.
12:33There you go.
12:34Your day's not as bad as having 10,000 tumors on you.
12:36I've got a hairy back, guys.
12:37Yep.
12:38It's okay.
12:38You don't have back balls.
12:40Well, I do sort of.
12:41You don't look like a hundred grand candy bar.
12:44Yes.
12:44Oh, no.
12:47God, that's so good.
12:48That tastes so good.
12:49That's one of my favorites.
12:50That tastes so good.
12:51That's one of you without nuts, you son of a bitch.
12:54It tastes so good.
12:56They're delicious pretzels.
12:57It tastes so good.
12:58Why did you say that?
12:59Why?
13:00Nice crispies and caramel.
13:01Son of a bitch.
13:04Jason.
13:05Oh, my God.
13:06No, I can never eat that again.
13:10That's a great candy bar.
13:11Yeah.
13:11That's exactly it.
13:13Wow.
13:13Is he accurate?
13:14He's right on the money, huh?
13:15He nailed it.
13:17I'll leave him right on.
13:18Draw a little face on it.
13:20Ate you.
13:21Sorry.
13:22Awful.
13:22It's just the truth.
13:23Yeah, you did.
13:24You nailed it.
13:25You nailed it.
13:26I'll leave him right on.
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