00:00Chuck, I found a new treat. It is buttery, vanilla, and sweet, no sugar, and a boost of caffeine.
00:05That sounds amazing.
00:06It is. Here, confetti craze from 5-Hour Energy.
00:09Oh, wow. Sweet.
00:11So where's this cake you're talking about?
00:13Idiot, that is the cake!
00:23Speaking of sex work, if you're looking for a side gig,
00:27as we've talked about on the show, you may have considered selling yourself online.
00:31So many of our listeners have asked us through the years, should they get into this?
00:35But we're telling them no, because they're too late.
00:39It's inundated, you're not going to make any money.
00:42Well, how much do people really make?
00:46A while back, OnlyFans said the average creator makes $1,300 a year.
00:54The average creator.
00:56But here's some fresher info, apparently.
00:58According to a survey from an adult industry research firm,
01:01the average creator now earns $58,000 a year from adult work.
01:07The most common range is between $10,000 and $40,000 a year.
01:12But 19% are making more than $100,000.
01:15Okay, so can I clear up what's happening now?
01:19So what is happening now are that people who never intended to have an adult career,
01:28they are famous on other platforms.
01:32They became big on YouTube.
01:35They've become like a decent-sized person on Twitch.
01:39They've become, they're a radio personality.
01:46They decide, I have this many people that know who I am.
01:51I'm just going to start this page and see what happens.
01:56And the truth is that even if you had like 100,000 people that were like into what you do,
02:06you will make money.
02:07You will make the prop.
02:10You'll make decent money.
02:11Enough to like never have to work.
02:13We've joked about, you know, someone from the show starting it.
02:16So like if Jason actually started a page, you'd think he'd do okay.
02:19No, it's a guy.
02:20It's no.
02:21No.
02:21You have to be a chick.
02:22Yes.
02:23Well, not if I'm making content for the guys.
02:26There's not enough.
02:27Yeah, I know, but there wouldn't be.
02:29That's all it would be.
02:30It's still way less than what a lady is going to make.
02:34It'd have to be customs.
02:35It would have to be.
02:36I think you'd be shocked on how much you'd actually make, you know,
02:41especially if it was like openly shared on the Dave and Chuck social media is
02:46like go and go and check out Jason's OnlyFans.
02:48I mean, one day.
02:49One day.
02:50Well, that'll be the norm.
02:51I'm surprised.
02:52I know it sounds silly.
02:54I'm surprised that big companies haven't embraced it.
02:59And, you know, they want you to do a podcast.
03:01They want you to do whatever.
03:02Hey, listen, we'd love you to start a OnlyFans and OnlyFans for us.
03:06Because it's still illegal to ask someone that.
03:08It probably is.
03:09Yes.
03:11I think it's going to happen one day.
03:14I'm pitching it actually in the next meeting.
03:16Are you?
03:16I am.
03:17Stranger things have been asked.
03:18So I'm pitching it.
03:20Never say never, I guess.
03:24Not like a show page, right?
03:26It'll all be individual.
03:28Oh, wow.
03:28Oh, I never thought of the full show page.
03:30That would take a lot of the pressure off.
03:31Even Chuck's OnlyFans?
03:32Yeah.
03:32You guys got it together.
03:34Then we got to do stuff, yeah.
03:35No.
03:36You don't have to do stuff with each other.
03:38Don't worry.
03:38It's all court.
03:39It's all going to be court.
03:40Oh, wow.
03:40That's true.
03:41Court, you're up again.
03:43Court, it's your day again.
03:44Yeah, he'll do it.
03:45Every day seems to be your day, Court.
03:46I'll even work weekends.
03:48Because I have seen some stand-up comedians, female, that have OnlyFans and stuff.
03:52This is what I'm saying.
03:53I mean, I think that some...
03:55Stand-up comedy.
03:56But you would have never dreamed that you would be like a famous astronaut, you know, everyone
04:06knows who she is.
04:08And then it's just at some point you're like, well, why wouldn't I just at least try it?
04:11And then they make so much money.
04:14It's so much money.
04:15You know?
04:16Well, famous Olympians are doing it, but then they can't compete.
04:18They generally lose out on their bid to be...
04:21Yeah, but it's that whole thing of like, okay, I'm doing this one thing, and I'm this level
04:28of famous, and if one little thing happens, I'm not famous anymore.
04:33So how do you translate it into money?
04:35Unfortunately, a ton of people have texted in, they do want to see Jason's page, and he
04:40is now asking them how much they would realistically pay.
04:43Yep.
04:43Hypothetically.
04:44A lot of texts going back.
04:45Hypothetically, how much would you really pay, you know?
04:48Not like a $3 subscription.
04:50I'm not giving you anything, but it would be wild to hear that you'd pay like $100 for
04:54a custom video of me.
04:56This guy said as long as he knows it's the goods.
04:58You need to do it all.
04:59Well, what are the goods?
04:59You have to do it all.
05:01You know what the goods are.
05:02The back door?
05:02All the way.
05:05Probably...
05:05I'd order that prosthetic butthole.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Good idea.
05:09Yeah.
05:11There you go, Lisa.
05:12It all comes back around.
05:13There you go.
05:13Oh my God, she is a genius.
05:15Yeah, she is.
05:16My marketing department.
05:18She's not going to handle any of the ordering or the makeup, but you're on your own.
05:22Yeah.
05:24That would be a weird day when Lisa's helping me run my OnlyFans.
05:29I want...
05:30That's not great.
05:31We've talked like a little bit, but this is a wild jump in our relationship.
05:37Fluff it up more.
05:38Fluff it up for the fellas.
05:40Yeah, it's wild.
05:40Let's go.
05:41That is wild jump.
05:41Elise, what color do you think is best for my prosthetic butthole?
05:46There's like a whole color palette in the paint store.
05:48I bring in my miniature paints.
05:50I'm like, I'll paint it.
05:51Hold it up against it.
05:53Let me see.
05:53Oh, too pink.
05:54Too brown.
05:55I mean, I trust your input.
05:57All the way.
05:59Color match.
06:02It's a tough one.
06:03You'd want it to be very realistic.
06:05You'd want it to be 250 bucks.
06:07Listen, I'm telling you, like some people, they make way more money than you could ever
06:13understand it, you know?
06:15And like, and I know some people on OnlyFans, like, that are very successful, you know?
06:22Like 2.8 million followers, successful.
06:26Like, that's...
06:28You're making so much money, you can do whatever you want in life.
06:32But then there are some people that only have, like, 100,000 people, and they no longer have
06:37to work.
06:39So...
06:41I've gone too far with these guys.
06:43Someone's up to 500, and this guy says he's not a size queen.
06:46I know.
06:46Now they're like, say, don't worry, we don't care about your size.
06:49It's like getting too personal.
06:51Oh, yeah, that's really nice.
06:51I'm blushing now.
06:54I should not have...
06:55Oh, and the guy clarified the goods is your dick.
06:57Yeah, oh, yeah.
06:58I'm getting nervous.
07:00I shouldn't have engaged with the gays today.
07:02Yeah, there's too much interaction.
07:04Jason engages with the gays.
07:05The little too real.
07:07They want stuff.
07:08They want stuff.
07:09They love it.
07:10I love you gays, but...
07:11Yep.
07:12Making me nervous.
07:13They love an otter.
07:14They love an otter.
07:15They do.
07:16They love an otter.
07:17I'm oddly curious.
07:18Join Jason later as he picks out his new prosthetic butthole.
07:21But this is the thing.
07:21You and me are going shopping.
07:22Did you hear?
07:23The butthole store.
07:24She's coming with me.
07:25But can you understand how it could happen that Jason is like, he's like, listen, I would
07:31never even do it.
07:32I wouldn't even consider it.
07:33And then somehow the show gets big enough to where everyone basically in the States knows
07:42at least, oh, yeah, I've heard of them a little bit.
07:45And then the offers like this come in and you start crunching the numbers on it.
07:51Well, this latest offer is doable.
07:54$25 a month for feet pics.
07:56$50 a month for workout and basketball videos to see you sweat.
07:59$100 for the full Monty.
08:01Like, you're going to give me $25 a day?
08:04I can send you my feet every day?
08:06Yeah.
08:07So how much money is that in a month?
08:09Like $600?
08:10Yeah, you don't want to know.
08:11Just to send this one guy my feet?
08:12That's what he's willing to pay per month.
08:14Oh.
08:15Cheapskate?
08:16Right.
08:17You're almost in.
08:18No, but I get it.
08:19But what?
08:19Okay, so but it's $25 a month.
08:21But then it's like 30 guys that say they'll do it.
08:28$25 a month.
08:29And it's just your feet pics.
08:31This is how weird the world is.
08:32You being a nervous otter has turned on a whole other group of guys.
08:36Oh, wow.
08:37What?
08:37Jason, the nervous otter.
08:39Why does this happen?
08:40That's what I call myself.
08:41Yes, that's their page.
08:42Jason, though, I don't know if I should do this.
08:45I didn't expect to become a gay male porn star today.
08:50No.
08:51Surprise, surprise.
08:52I honestly, and it's crazy, but I saw it happen to a reaction person who, it was a guy.
09:01And he got into OnlyFans?
09:02Yes.
09:03And I think this is exactly what happened.
09:05Because the money's there, right?
09:07Money talks.
09:07This is exactly what happened.
09:08And it was like, oh, man, like, that is wild.
09:12Like, your whole life went in another direction.
09:18Someone wants that Dewhorn, like, the traffic.
09:22So, you know, I draw the line.
09:23Yeah, I know.
09:24You don't want to.
09:25I don't go back there.
09:26So far can you go?
09:28But they'll like that.
09:29They'll like me to be nervous about it.
09:31Of course they will.
09:32I got to stop talking the way I'm talking because they're getting excited.
09:35I'm not nervous at all.
09:37I'll take the cone, no problem.
09:38Oh, no.
09:39They love that, too.
09:40What do I say?
09:41I engage with the gays.
09:43You did.
09:44It's too late.
09:45You were texting them.
09:47I know.
09:48Sometimes I forget.
09:49You were texting nude porn prices with gay men.
09:52Oh, no.
09:53I forget that it's like a real, it's real.
09:55It's real.
09:56How much are you willing to pay for my b-hole?
09:58That's a gay guy out there.
09:59He's excited now.
10:00There's a group of gay guys apparently quite excited.
10:03That's okay.
10:06Well, good for you.
10:07Good luck.
10:08I wonder how my wife will feel about this.
10:09Yeah, whatever.
10:11It'd be thrilling to have some gay guys after you.
10:14What a thrill.
10:15That's seemingly all there is.
10:17Tune in next time for Jason Engages with the Gays.
10:20Love it.
10:21On Dave and Chuck the Freak.
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