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00:07So somebody sent us a DM and said, hey, I'm DMing you this morning because I have a new neighbor.
00:11And they're renovating their house.
00:14They took down all the curtains, so maybe they don't realize it,
00:18but they keep parading around naked in front of their bedroom window at night.
00:22Yeah.
00:24The window from my kitchen faces their bedroom window, so I see everything.
00:30My wife keeps telling me I'm being a peeping Tom.
00:33Am I?
00:35Depends on how long you hold your stance for.
00:37Yeah, I guess so.
00:38Right.
00:39And then he goes on to ask if he should tell them about it or ask them to put up curtains or blinds
00:47or if he should do the same since they're going to walk around all naked.
00:50I have experience with this.
00:52Oh, really?
00:53Yes, I do.
00:54I've told this story on the air before when I was working at a radio station in California.
01:00The host that I was working with had a Christmas party and he invited over like 30 people from
01:05the radio station.
01:07And me and my girlfriend at the time were like one of the last ones to show up.
01:11And everybody's in the kitchen of my buddy's house.
01:14And I was like, why is everybody, you know, in the kitchen?
01:16And they're all looking out the window.
01:19You ever heard this story?
01:20I do remember this story.
01:21So they're all looking out the window at the house behind them where there's a couple
01:27moving furniture on the kitchen counter.
01:30Not not just naked parading around naked, like in the full throes of passion, moving furniture.
01:35And like there was like 26 people watching them.
01:39And everybody was like, like areas like, oh, my God, like I cannot believe this.
01:45And not once did I feel like we were peeping Tom's because it was their windows that were
01:49open.
01:50It was their blinds that weren't shut.
01:52We happened to just be looking.
01:54And that doesn't make us a peeping Tom.
01:55How long did you look for?
01:57Trust me.
01:57I've done time on the peeping Tom charge.
01:58You got to be up in a tree with binoculars or right up on someone's window, right up on
02:04someone's window, like a real creep.
02:05I'm joking.
02:06But but what just how long did it go on for?
02:08Yeah.
02:08I mean, eventually we all like broke it up.
02:10I think they outdid us.
02:11Like we finally were like, let's move on.
02:13But like five minutes, two minutes, 30 seconds.
02:17It was probably the longest two minutes of our lives.
02:20Oh, my God.
02:23And then the joke started coming out like, OK, what are they having a Christmas party?
02:27And then is like in 20 minutes, are we going to see food on that counter?
02:30You know what I mean?
02:32But what do you guys think about the accidental peeping Tom?
02:35Like whose fault is it?
02:37If if your neighbor is walking around in the nude and they don't have their blinds closed
02:42and you happen to see it, that's exactly what it is.
02:45You're an accidental peeping Tom.
02:46But I don't even like the word peeping Tom.
02:48I think you're I think it's their fault for not closing the window.
02:51I know.
02:51And you're not going to like this answer.
02:53But I think that if you stayed there for any amount of time and watched the whole thing unfold.
03:00I think you're a peeping Tom.
03:03Hmm.
03:05What's the actual definition of a peeping Tom?
03:08Hey, Siri, what's the definition of a peeping Tom?
03:10Peeping Tom means a person who derives sexual pleasure from secretly watching people undressing
03:18or engaging in sexual activity.
03:20Hmm.
03:21So are you only a peeping Tom if you find it attractive?
03:24That's the thing is like none of us were turned on by what we were watching.
03:27We were just kind of looking at it like, oh, my God, I can't believe this is happening.
03:31That's a good piece of information.
03:32Now, take my peeping Tom comment back because I wasn't excited.
03:35Take it back.
03:40I don't know if I can.
03:42Here's the thing, dude.
03:44If you're listening, Manny, I'm telling you, if the blinds are open in their house and they're
03:49in the nude, no fault of yours to have a look.
03:52It's the MRL show.
03:53That's the kind of advice you get.
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