The MRL Show: DM Drama- My Mom Is Embarrassing

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00:00So we we got this DM and she says, hey, guys, I'm 16 years old.

00:05I'm a big fan, but I'm emailing you because my mom, who I love, is really embarrassing

00:11in her older age.

00:13Ouch.

00:15By older age, she's probably like my age.

00:17Yeah.

00:1846, 45.

00:19Well, she has a 16 year old daughter.

00:20So so she says she loves going to the pool with me on Sundays and I love going to because

00:28I meet my friends there.

00:30The thing is, is that she's getting really embarrassing.

00:34She always is following me around with white sunblock and rubbing it on my back, my chest

00:38and my face.

00:40Got to get that sunblock on, girl.

00:42She says it's not a good look for me.

00:44I see a hot guy and I look like a mime or something.

00:47Did she say that?

00:48Yeah.

00:49She's funny.

00:51She says mom also likes to yell at me.

00:54Drink your water.

00:55You're going to get dehydrated.

00:57Yeah.

00:57I know she means well.

01:00But it's just really embarrassing.

01:01And I want to sit separately from her when we go.

01:04Do I talk to her about it?

01:06I have the answer.

01:08I have the answer.

01:09I know how to break up with parents.

01:11I know how to move to the next level.

01:14Tell us.

01:16You don't need to parent me anymore.

01:18We can do this co jointly now.

01:20Like, I'll respect you.

01:21You respect me.

01:22You start calling them by their first name.

01:24That's what I did.

01:25Now, I wasn't 16.

01:27I was probably 18.

01:29I was probably a senior in high school when I started calling my mom and dad Ginny and

01:33Vince or Gin and Vince or Vinny.

01:36And it wasn't ever discussed.

01:38I would just be like, no, no, I would just my mom would be like, stay together.

01:43Be back by 1130.

01:44Have a good night.

01:45I'd be like, gin, gin.

01:45Easy.

01:46I'll be back.

01:46Don't worry about it.

01:47Is that two two questions?

01:49Is that something that your brothers did?

01:51And because you're the baby.

01:53No, I started it.

01:54And then they came back.

01:55They were living in Chicago.

01:56They came back for like the holidays.

01:57They go, wait, we're calling mom and dad Ginny and Vince now.

02:00I go, I had to.

02:01I had to break up with them.

02:03I needed to.

02:03If this relationship was going to work between me living in the house at 18 plus, then yes,

02:09I had to have it in a way where I had it was boundaries.

02:13But you're looking at me like I'm crazy.

02:15You call your mom Dana.

02:16Yeah.

02:17But number one.

02:18So this is my second question.

02:19Did you do it all the time?

02:21Like, I don't do it all the time.

02:24I might do it like if I'm getting sarcastic with her or something like that.

02:28But I still call my mom mom.

02:30I do.

02:31Well, and I call my dad pop.

02:32But it would be like, you know, they were telling me something that I already knew.

02:37It's a.

02:38So listen, this 16 year old, you she should say, I think it's kind of disrespectful at

02:4316.

02:44Kathy, I'm good.

02:46I'm good.

02:46I'm going to go over here.

02:47I'll give me the sunblock.

02:48I'll put it on myself.

02:49Well, how else do you break up with a parent?

02:52704-570-9595.

02:54Call us and tell us how do you how does a 16 year old break up?

02:57With a parent, because you know what I mean?

02:59Like, she's not going out on her own, but she also doesn't need to have her mom following

03:03her around the pool with sunblock and yelling, drink your water.

03:06I get it.

03:06But this hurts my mom heart.

03:07Like from somebody who has like a two year old and a five year old about to be six.

03:12Like, it's happening too fast for me.

03:15Like, Cash is already six.

03:17We're talking 10 years from now.

03:18I'm in this situation and I'm just not ready to talk about it.

03:22Ren, Ren, leave me alone.

03:23I'm good.

03:24I'm going to eat.

03:25That's what Cash is going to say.

03:26Like, Cash, Jen, I am your mom.

03:27Call me mom.

03:28Dow.

03:29Dow.

03:29Chill.

03:30No, although I told you Jackson already calls me Ren.

03:35Yeah, I love it.

03:36Like, he'll wake up in the morning and he hollers for somebody when he wakes up.

03:39So he'd be like, Dad, Ren, Ren, standing in his crib.

03:49I'm like, you're in a crib.

03:50Stop.

03:51You can't call me by my first name yet.

03:53Sugar Baby texted in.

03:54Our favorite person says, my mom would have had my head on a platter if I ever called her

03:58by her first name.

03:59You have to do it in a time.

04:00You're not doing it in a disrespectful way.

04:02It's like, you know, if you're having a conversation and your mom's like, you know, make sure you

04:06put sunblock on.

04:07I would say, Jen, Jen, I got it.

04:09I got the sunblock.

04:09Or my dad would be like, you know, the Mets stink or whatever team I was.

04:14The Jets stink.

04:15I'd be like, Vince, Vince, leave me alone.

04:17I'm not in the mood now.

04:17It's just a way to, like, cut it.

04:20Somebody said you're all going to get this girl grounded.

04:21Yeah, that's how I feel.

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