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Dave & Chuck the Freak were talking about shrinkflation and were offput by the reporter holding a fish sandwich with his bruised nailbed. Then, Lisa jokes about Jason holding on with this bruised toes. When Jason starts picking up items in his office with his feet, Dave has some choice words for Lisa.

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00:04Whooooooooooooooaaa!
00:04What are you doing now?
00:05I'm at the Carnival!
00:06Cotton candy, 5 hour energy.
00:08It tastes like a Carnival Zero Sugar!
00:10It actually sounds pretty good.
00:11Yeah, you want to take a ride with me?
00:13No, I don't do that.
00:14God bless.
00:23Okay, so we should know this, you know, shrinkflation has hit everything.
00:27it has hit fast food but people are complaining because as the portions are shrinking the prices
00:34keep going up sure you're paying way more for way less rashi the short answer is they are getting
00:41a lot less in some cases it's good old-fashioned shrinkflation where portions get smaller trying
00:47to keep prices under control this is something we have noticed in recent years in grocery stores to
00:52be sure but people are blasting social media and message boards like reddit that thing was
00:57complaining about ever shrinking burgers nuggets and burritos just getting a few industry experts say
01:04customers are not imagining things either the pandemic really accelerated rising food labor
01:09and transportation costs that have put a lot of pressure on quick service restaurants or qsrs in
01:16the lingo to respond in a way that keeps their doors open while trying not to irritate their
01:22customers too badly they don't want customers thinking they're not getting value as portions
01:27have gotten smaller in all likelihood will happen they'll probably be burger wars as companies are
01:36looking to take market share from each other think about the value meal and so five for five and things
01:42like that but even there if you think of a qsr as the corporate and then their franchisees
01:49they can mandate that prices go down but if franchisees start having a hard time fulfilling
01:56that that's when well a people go bankrupt b they revolt
02:02so one of the big complaints if you look at all of these social media posts is the mcdonald's
02:07fillet of fish i bought one it's five dollars i don't know what volume of fish is in this
02:13but it's a tiny
02:15just the impression is tiny nick neonakis there says the tipping point for customers is deciding
02:22whether or not this experience is worth the price they put into it this man with this fish sandwich
02:27in our face i know i don't like another man's fish sandwich look at it look at it get it
02:33out of
02:33my face it's all all that tartar sauce oh it's grossing me right out i love my fingernails
02:39oh god i love my dead fingernails jesus christ if you like this it's tiny his cameraman his cameraman is
02:46like it's like it's horrible stop
02:54jesus dude back off man i'll zoom in back off back off dude i'm over here what do you think
03:03oh my god it does look small doesn't it it does it does look super tiny everything looks small you
03:09guys know that i always get the same thing right i've been thinking this for a little qpc i've been
03:16thinking but that has to be a quarter pounds that's my point although i just watched a video where some
03:21guy went to like uh i think it was walmart and he weighed everything like the chicken the ham what
03:27they
03:28say is on the package did not add up like was what you're paying for is way exaggerated from what
03:34like
03:34he took it to the scale in the store where like you whale your way your produce so it said
03:39like eight
03:39pounds of chicken for example put it on the scale 5.7 next one it was like a 1.2
03:44pound ham put it on
03:45the scale 0.7 pounds and i think what they would say is oh well there was some weight must
03:50have been
03:50lost through like a dehydration oh it's like fresh chicken that's what i mean but they'll tell you they'll
03:57tell you it was must have been it must have trying all sorts of scams on us uh-huh we
04:02went to a place
04:02on the weekend i haven't been there since last year they have a great burger okay got the burger
04:09it was nowhere near as big yep and the price went up by eight bucks which i didn't even notice
04:18until
04:18like it's like a sit-down restaurant yeah yeah yeah um yeah it used to be 20.99 or something
04:27which is
04:27still crazy for a burger yeah of course really well done like you know good meat all that i'm 28
04:33.99
04:34oh no i mean i can't i'm not and they changed it and they and it's smaller and then fries
04:40don't come
04:40with it obviously at a place like that fries did come with it oh they did yeah that's nice yeah
04:44it is
04:45usually they charge you eight dollars just for a side of fries too i was just kind of shocked wow
04:49that's
04:50a big jump for a smaller thing yeah been a good burger wasn't that good oh oh i mean it's
04:57not
04:57it was good when it was 20 bucks till you're like oh go get you a fish fillet oh god
05:03a dead
05:04nailed fish fillet that'd be like jason's toe holding up a fish sandwich it looks exactly
05:09exactly like one of my toes that's exactly it i mean i thought for a second it was my toe
05:15yeah exactly in there and your guy's response is like they can never see my toe well i mean
05:21well i don't want your toes to hold my food oh my god and this morning he put his toe
05:25in his mouth
05:25what if it was his dead toe it was a sock on it was but i can't wear flops i
05:32know you're jealous
05:32i'm not you're a hater i wear socks even at my house i'm disgusted i'm gonna hold a fish sandwich
05:38in
05:38your toes oh my god that's a hell of an interview some guy wants some guy wants him to yeah
05:47they
05:48want him to there's a gay guy out there right now he's like please just hold it oh i love
05:56that oh my
05:57god he's so proud give me some tart oh look he's holding a he's holding a bet he's holding something
06:05what have you done what have you done oh no damn you i love it yeah that's nice
06:13what else can you what else can you pick up in your office little hamburglar socks he's wearing what the
06:19hell what's going on those are awesome i can't see i can't see a sock no they're tiny yep oh
06:25i heard a
06:26bag rattling or something something no he's got snacks in his toes she saw it she finally saw it
06:35she's dying she's dead so gross that's so gross yeah she's dead that is so gross yep he's not ready
06:42i can't get a tiny little hamburglar feet out of here what that's probably like yes you got the
06:48shirt of hamburglars these aren't small socks yeah but they look like hamburglar socks
06:55yeah that's striped outfit these are from the club
07:01oh god they got those stripes on
07:05they're triple stripe the triple stripe the hamburger
07:09oh you're the dead toad hamburglar
07:11all right i'll take my sock off
07:14no no
07:15lisa i hate you
07:17oh my god wow lisa i hate you
07:26she started in so aggressive
07:28every day oh
07:31my toes are alive man
07:35yeah they are they are wow okay put your damn feet down i can hold all sorts of stuff yeah
07:46it's pretty good he's pretty good with them come on you want to see mezzo i will say this
07:50if jason's bare toes are ever holding a tartar sauce filled
07:55like i'm off the show i will i promise you don't do it then i promise you don't do it
08:01jason do it if
08:02you ever
08:05begging for it if you ever pass out again dave don't pass out again don't pass out again
08:12dude put his dead toes on i'll wake you up so fast i'll pop it right in your mouth oh
08:18my god
08:18no we don't want to wake him we got to get good photos first yeah i'll just put my feet
08:23on your face
08:29maybe hold his nose with a little bit of tartar sauce on one of these and i'll plug his nose
08:34about that'll wake him up just keep those hamburger socks on oh they're coming off
08:42well that was a lot yeah i guess i gotta change my sock option i don't all these they're fine
08:47those
08:47socks are fine oh tiny sock defender over here yeah i love those socks it's like ankle socks i got
08:53no problem with them those are like magnums to him i don't just let my bare feet out for everyone
08:58that's like a full sock you've got on my bare feet for everyone to look at my little ones yeah
09:04they're huge they're gigantic huge yeah okay you got tube socks on come on we'll take a break all
09:11right i need to regroup and recover from all that foot business
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