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Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a viral video involving an Uber passenger recording her driver taking a poop, in the middle of the road, next to the car. Dave made the pooping driver the dbag of the day but Lisa doesn't agree.
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00:00dave and chuck the freak salute the douchebag of the day okay the douchebag of the day
00:12doesn't even begin to describe this guy i mean okay he's a filthy disgusting
00:19sick douchebag of the day okay all right this uber driver
00:25had a rumble okay building up little bubble guts bubbling in the old tummy little bubble guts
00:36yeah as he had someone in his car please no an uber passenger so much like your ride that you
00:46guys share the fart ride the fart ride from hell the fart ride from hell ways fart ride from hell
00:50never to be forgotten no never except this guy didn't just fart he just let it loose
00:58damn it damn it yeah i at least okay there's maybe one small glimmer of hope here in the fact
01:08that he at least got out of the car okay okay all right okay that's not as bad right but but
01:15whipped his pants down yeah and did it right beside the car yeah diarrhea right like she's
01:21looking out oh you don't look out right you don't look out you cover you don't want to make eye
01:26contact with the man pooping oh you don't not only is there eye contact there is video she took video
01:32of it made it worse it's a it's a male driver right it is a male driver just wanted to make sure
01:37female passenger you can see this at daveandchuckthefreak.com are we gonna hear it well it's been highly edited
01:44by al okay i hope we hear it oh wow i don't know if you do yeah it just makes it better if we have
01:50to watch it like see he's holding on to the door yeah he is stability you can see the unedited version
01:56at daveandchuckthefreak.com but here is what happened look at here you serious like i told
02:05you i have to go to the bathroom but you ain't canceled my ride or nothing like didn't you know
02:10you had to before no i didn't all right i had an emergency don't pop up like that oh my god
02:16oh my god this is he has a covering he didn't abandon me that drove me to wherever this is at
02:31right now on closet and dean street telling me he gotta cancel my ride like he have to
02:37i never in my life experience don't open the doors it smells so bad
02:42i can't believe this well you know it smells so bad this is not real life
02:59it is this is uber this song makes it even better i'm not taking you get out of my car
03:03now you're mad at me get out of my car why you got my you got my uber still running you just now
03:10canceling my uber why you took your goodbye i'll give you like are you serious and this
03:16just got charged to my car i'm gonna make sure you don't get charged how you gonna make sure
03:20you don't get charged and you already moved from a location i'm gonna do it i'm gonna do it
03:25no you're gonna do what i'm making sure this is not viral i can't believe it that's really nice you
03:31it's really taking him a long time to poop he's wiping i think he's got look he's got
03:37i know he's got them them diaper wipes i'm on the uber drivers like i don't i'm on his side what
03:45i never saw that coming i feel bad for him
03:50he had to go to the bathroom it was a poop emergency you can't help it
03:56she didn't have to record him doing it she could have just got out of the car
04:00it's invasion of the body snatchers where's lisa no but don't you guys what if you it was you
04:05don't you put yourself in positions of like you had an like this guy's driving a vehicle
04:10lisa way i understand but sometimes things happen that fast but why did she have to record him
04:15number one that was rude number one right to go viral i don't do it right beside the window
04:20but they were in the middle of uh i don't know there is no way in hell i am pooping
04:26with a passenger in my car literally right beside the car no i will go in an alley i'll go behind
04:33something no one will see me take a crap just do it in your pants away from the car he just leaves
04:38his car he runs and abandon his car what do you do i would pull over well number one i wouldn't drive
04:44uber number number number two but you are in that position um you've got i am i am looking
04:50desperately looking and i say to the person um i have to have a bathroom i have to stop i have to
04:57go he can't make it to a bath what if he can't we've talked about poop emergencies a lot but i pull
05:03over and like i look for a bush like i look i don't just do it with the door open holding it and pooping
05:11so that you can record me he she shouldn't have recorded him i think that's where i'm to go viral
05:17well she should have left right as the passenger i'm like you just this guy's pooping outside the
05:23car hasn't paid like she's paying for it so then you cancel my ride and i order a new rumor i'm like
05:30this guy's pooping outside but he was trying to get back in the car to to cancel it because she's
05:35recording him and it's because then you can't finish the ride right and then he's like well sorry
05:40about that yeah no it's done at that point you just get out of the car and you go you get another uber
05:44and you get your money back is she not being the nicest person in the world like the way that she
05:50is confronting the man pooping no that's my problem but at the same time the man is pooping i understand
05:56right beside the car problem he's sick or something you don't know his situation there's a store right
06:03behind him okay i don't use the bathroom there i don't know he might not have been able to make it
06:08to the store right i thank you okay i will say lisa you changed my opinion a bit i did not think of
06:14it that way at all i was thinking what a filthy bastard he's pooping beside the car he's got a
06:19passenger she's gonna see him take a dump right like there's so many ways he could have avoided that
06:24but you guys know that i went through some bathroom related stuff in here yeah it was in here
06:30right but i mean like it but what it was is it was everywhere in my whole entire life every single
06:37day that it could happen um and all throughout those moments i had to give people rides to places
06:44that's fine but you don't know this guy's situation you're not the same and you can't totally relate to
06:49this guy i get it but i just you know i i have a problem with everyone going viral and that's all she
06:55cared about at that moment she's like you're gonna go viral today and i'm getting i would never
07:00do that to someone yeah ever i would complain to uber if that happened to me i right because
07:09sure you that's there are ways there are ways to avoid that he obviously had stuff going on and
07:14decided to still take a ride right don't miss out on a fair right or it or just it just surprise
07:21happened i know it's just it's tough i get it i can see your point in this i can't but
07:30i can see her as a little it's not the go viral part but i can see that she's in a state of shock
07:36if she didn't record him i i would feel i would be like okay but i would handle it completely different
07:43yeah i'd be out of there yeah me too i would as soon as you open the back door oh the back door
07:50came in i can't sit there while you're pooping i guess watch you i would be maybe this lady can't
07:57afford to take another ride or can't afford to lose that fare right oh you know what i mean like
08:03a lot of us could lose out on an uber ride and be fine yeah if uber didn't pay us back right
08:07uber will pay her back it'll be fine you just take that up later yeah i mean i do think that it was
08:15um someone recognized a moment to go viral you know it's shocking you don't expect it but i'm not i'm
08:23definitely not watching him poop i'm not recording him poop i'm not talking to him while he poops oh my
08:28god like you're talking to a man while a strange man you're having a conversation i don't want to
08:33how's it going man are you almost done i gotta i gotta get to a meeting i am pooping i know i
08:38understand but i am gonna be late pooping i am gonna be late that's strange it is okay pooping the
08:45one thing he was prepared so it obviously happens he had plastic bag and baby wipes yeah he had
08:52everything to poop he knew now if it was intentional and he didn't have an emergency and he's just being
08:58then that's different but we don't i don't know that from this video uber scat
09:02there's not i'm not ordering a ride from them
09:06scat xl scat xl i don't realize that you can plan better though or you shouldn't be a driver i guess
09:14but sometimes you maybe if you eat something and you you know i don't know um melissa is with us
09:20here on the david chuck lines hey melissa hey there hi go ahead hey i just wanted to say that i am
09:27i was really actually relieved once lisa said that she's on the side of the uber driver because
09:32what if he's got like some sort of intestinal issues obviously he probably does because he
09:37like you said he was prepared with wipes and stuff so i mean he he wasn't choosing to have an accident
09:44i don't think and i would be mortified if i were him and i think the woman the passenger needs to be
09:51the douchebag of the day because who does that who record exactly like that's so messed up that's so
09:57messed up you guys need to switch it she's douchebag of the day thank you thank you very much
10:01um yeah okay so like way back in the day i was forced to go to like a a water park and the kids
10:11wanted something to drink or something and i went up to one of the kiosks and the woman that was
10:17working there was asleep on the countertop okay and i took a photo of it because i was like this is
10:24hilarious this person is passed out passed out dead asleep um i know now that in the climate that we
10:34live in now that would have been like a record this for five minutes straight and just talk over it and
10:43like can you believe this and blah blah blah and like i can see where you're coming from because
10:48i don't think i would have done that right you know like i took a photo of it and sent it to
10:54everyone that i know like i'm like you're not gonna believe this person's asleep asleep um
10:59yeah this guy's older too by the way he's a little bit older and i just have a lot of sympathy
11:07i guess i have sympathy poop sympathy but i've just never met i mean personally we've all had poop
11:15emergencies but i've never been in a situation where i couldn't just take a step out of a car
11:20but i like i know my parents right and so like their main concern in life is being close to the
11:25bathroom right so there's some reasons for that yes um i also know that my dad would not be driving
11:31uber right now because he couldn't because he knows he has a disorder he has something you know and i but
11:37i get it life is tough like what else are you gonna do i don't know drive anymore after this because
11:43now he's viral all over the place yeah well yeah i don't know maybe uber says something about it too
11:49he has something he has like an like an undershirt like a no there's like uh covers over top of both
11:55of his seats i think he's trying to save the could have anal leakage those trees aren't gonna help
12:01those two little air freshener trees and if you see someone if you see someone with two trees i think
12:07you know that they are busting loose even with our guy from a ride from hell that you know with
12:13the fart you know it was funny but maybe i feel kind of bad maybe something had like something was
12:20wrong with him oh my god guys what i don't understand who is this person but do you think
12:25that he intentionally did it i never thought that he intentionally did it i think he trusted that it
12:30wouldn't smell right he was wrong he had grape leaves and hummus or whatever and it destroyed us
12:37i think he intentionally fired it i'm so mad i wasn't gassed out by that guy but he didn't he didn't
12:46roll the window down right or did i did right in the back yeah yeah i don't think he intentionally
12:56did it he was he didn't flinch this is a tough one i mean i get it he was trying to blame other
13:02people in the car that's what you know what i mean that's what you do possibly and we all know each
13:06other and we knew that it wasn't us we've known each other a long time like no way it wouldn't
13:12happen it was the driver but he was banking on oh it's a mystery one of them yeah exactly who did it
13:19kind of thing oh i think lucky for this guy he didn't react in a way that's gonna make him go like
13:25more more viral yeah you're right yeah because like if you i'm pooping on the side of the car
13:31and she's recording me i'm saying things you know yeah get out of here you bitch
13:36get out of my car oh my god that was me that was me i'm pooping myself right now you bitch
13:42get out of here out of my face like that's how i'm pooping myself right that's i'm sorry
13:47i didn't want this to happen i'll cancel the ride i'll cancel the ride i'm trying i'm pooping
13:53like i mean i guess i guess i just i think i would have it's tough to know because you don't
14:01know anyone's situation but i would definitely try not to poop right in front of someone who's in
14:05the back of my car 100 sure at least he didn't ask her to hand him toilet paper no but at the
14:10same time can i help because i don't want you to lean in here and what's all over your hands
14:15i don't know listen i i thankfully and hope i never have to deal with like ibs or crones or
14:21anything like that maybe it just is like oh my god it's coming maybe he has some sphincter issues
14:28maybe he's it could be a myriad of different things but uh still like diaper up dude even when
14:38when i had my man i don't know when stuff i literally it kept me in the house yeah i was
14:45like i can't go and do things that normal people can go and do and that's and that was for me it
14:51was okay i just looked at the comments on like on youtube with this video and a lot of people feel
14:56the same way i do really like i hope this never happens this lady have some compassion i don't think
15:02he did it on purpose have you ever in your life seen someone pooping at the side of a car no but
15:07it could happen to my friend on the way home that one time he pooped all over one of his friend's tires
15:13in the back after hockey bad choice yeah it was drinking and stuff and but still no one expected him
15:23to poop all over the tire you know right like it would have been nice to even just go 10 10 feet away
15:31you know but i get i you you're in a precarious spot because you could see he was holding on to the
15:38door to to lean you know to make sure he didn't poop all over himself unfortunately i thought he did a
15:46really good job of not showing his whole face but then there was a couple of all this whole rectum
15:53well no no no he didn't show that i feel bad now yeah i'm telling you look at his face like you know
16:00how old he is he's just like i'm so sorry i'm so sorry it's so bad i want to find this guy i don't
16:07feel bad i don't bad for him i'm sorry a little bit maybe not as much as oh the panic like he doesn't
16:14want to do that yeah he doesn't want to scream look away look away let's get out of here i honestly
16:23i don't know what you do i i honestly don't know what you do i don't know what he should have done
16:27well she's a piece of work well it's not it even it's not even tagged to her it's on this like
16:32new york instagram yeah it's gone everywhere so yeah i don't know does suck he's got a lot of
16:40cleaning products around though like i mean i think he knows that it was a
16:44precarious time he obviously has emergency issues if you keep a plastic bag and baby wipes
16:51within reach yeah pan sanitizer in the door there yeah you you do this is that i thought it was like
16:58a urinal you know one of those like uh hospital funnels or something oh wow i mean i don't know
17:04that might be yeah it kind of looks like the lid right like i'm saying i don't know if he made the
17:09best choice in life to like continue on with uber she didn't make the best choice either no bad choices
17:16were made on both sides yeah we can definitely agree on they finish the ride like we don't probably
17:20that's where it ends she takes uh like there's she got his like id on oh doxed him up i mean it's
17:30not great i don't like it i don't really don't like it um if there was a gofundme for the pooper
17:38do you think i don't think he would even do that he's probably so embarrassed not him if someone
17:44no but dave starts a poop let's start a poop go fund me for this guy make it even worse it might be
17:50the first one how do you have to go like this poor guy's trying to drive for uber he has to poop
17:57now we're gonna like you poor guy now we raise a bunch of money so he doesn't have to god he already
18:02feels bad about himself enough sir congratulations we were able to raise 35 dollars yeah there you go
18:08make him then he's really gonna feel bad 35 we cancel it right
18:13but it would be nice to so this man doesn't have to if you have
18:19i hate this lady that did this i really do i'm sorry that's just the world we live in everyone
18:25i hate it yeah i've never been in a situation even i've been on planes when people lost their
18:30minds stuff i've never once thought i gotta get this no and if i did the only reason i would
18:35would be for this show not to post it but just so you guys could hear it yeah but i have like a
18:41couple videos of that guy who went crazy but my daughter's crying in it and stuff and i'm like
18:47i'm like so it'll never see some people would post that i know but they would i did not yeah no it's
18:52good you know yeah i don't it's tough because i really don't want you i'm pretty upset that i'm in
18:58the back of the car and you've made the choice or have the problems and didn't and and because i would
19:06have liked to have like if it was uh ibs uber i would like to be able to be like no i'll i'll wait
19:17for cancel i'll wait for the next one you know i just don't want to because he he's trying to cancel
19:24it while he's pooping well he eventually eventually i know but because he was trying to poop right
19:29you guys are i would just not want him to pick me up at all right what listen i see i get it you
19:37may see it from a different way i will say that all the comments agree that this lady's like not
19:43cool for this i'm not saying she's great i think she's terrible i feel bad for him i just believe he
19:50could have made it a little further away that or just leave his car to put this lady in it i mean i
19:57get it it's tough i i get it it's tough but at this i'm not going to lose any sleep over either
20:03of them i know you're just over the whole thing you don't care he's out there let's just yeah he's
20:09like driving uber yeah no you can appreciate the compassion imagine taking an uber in new york
20:16and realizing i recognize this driver oh it's him i didn't call it who i know him from i would tip
20:23him so much oh wow he'd tip you right back with a big old dude
20:27oh can you turn up hey can you poop for me hey can you can you i rated him three turds hey yeah can
20:35you do it again so i can go viral yeah i just want to see your pooper pooper uber guy yeah do it again
20:40my lucky day he becomes the new big new york uber driver
20:47pooper let's make him famous yep that's what we do here oh yeah all right go check out the video
20:53what side are you on you decide for yourself daveandchuckthefreak.com
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