Dave is Borat

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When Dave stumbles over a word it causes the show to derail, Chuck to turn into Borat, and Andy to catch a case of the chuckle guts.

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00:00uh the question for you is this what discovery have you made on someone's device and what

00:11do we think about it so like i found i'm having a bit of trouble right now but i'm gonna work

00:16through it i got out of the last bit tough and i'm still on a tough little bit right here so

00:22give me a second guys give me don't don't not gonna go off the rails we're gonna keep it

00:27together we got this what no no no with the device no picture no you don't have on device

00:37you know like okay not what i said did you did you find what you find what you what you find i didn't

00:49speak like i'm from the ukraine what you what you know like no you find on your phone call us

00:57now i'm not borat call us now please no i'm not give us a call on your phone it gets progressively

01:04worse and worse give us a call on your phone if you find on phone device you didn't like with picture

01:11stupid give us call here we go take a call someone call us hey and we're going to we're going to talk

01:21to you for a while about the thing that you will find on your phone is not good not make you very

01:29angry no good make you want to punch someone and hit them what you'd not like on phones you find what

01:37device did you take and want to smash to bits because you found something uh not a good say good or no

01:47good yeah this is bad okay you say you get the device you pick it up you you figure out the code and then

01:58the nudes all the poop all the lady friends hey chuckle guts over there you doing all right

02:04what am i getting i'm not doing it because you're dying because i can't help it i'm not doing it

02:09you did do it for once games isn't that in trouble yeah it's true thank you james for not chiming in

02:18oh i'm sorry case the giggle okay call now oh you done yeah well i know i'm gonna do this the whole

02:26time i hate it he hates it he hates it no no no no no no no cry okay it's just a simple slip up

02:36i got it yeah no simple thing and then it's going to turn it into something hilarious damn ridiculous

02:41it's amazing that's what makes us good let's make you freak out

02:46i can't i got chuckle guts i got the chuckle guts you'll go crazy

02:54you see it makes you go nuts and crazy same time i feel like there's a radio

02:59show in kazakhstan that's doing that same thing i got the great idea boys

03:06all right let's take some calls are you ready i'm not gonna stop i'm just saying it's gonna happen

03:12this whole time i am from kazakhstan now i wasn't though so i don't understand it just happened

03:20i don't know how it evolved into that it just has there's nothing you can do doc it looks like i got a

03:26a case of the chuckle guts well that's crazy because i am now from kazakhstan

03:32ah damn sons of bitches yep it's not going to be an easy time for you this your test came back it was chuckle guts

03:40all right let's see who we have a line

03:43take a line of one think terrible things andy

03:50hmm okay you got it yeah i just thought about my life you got it let me check all my life we took

03:56to all right you go ahead and take uh okay let can take it uh time to it's very small it's very very

04:04small and in my phone so small you can barely read alex is a girlfriend uh did something to him

04:13just don't read it speak to him you don't you turn it on hello to you that's not button hello no alex yes

04:22alex hello you find phones did it work are you i don't think so on the board put them on i i don't

04:30i've never done he's on the air who's the goddamn idiot now right everything's on and kazakhstan phone

04:37is much different than all of these this has got the lights okay this has got the miner has a rotary

04:43you press button i have to hear something alex hello hello it's your boy it's your boy okay all right alex

04:53tell me when you saw the vice and make the photo or something crazy made you go oh my god freak out

05:01all right i got a real boy for you so went through the ex-girlfriend's now phone and found a discussion

05:09between her and her girlfriend about a fantasy she had she had about getting kidnapped by a bunch of

05:17guys and taking to a cabin to the woods and gang banged not good no not good it's worse

05:26make a very sad face no i found porno that uh she had a woman literally nailed

05:36through her fingernails to a four by four well yeah you don't want that no right

05:42morat no no you don't it's a tough affair and i tell you you get the kidnapped a lot back in my

05:48hometown he's he's crazy okay we started this because of some emails so can i actually get to

05:55that and shoot yeah if we tell us email i'm sorry it's funny we got a couple of letters from people

06:03handwritten let's go to those nowadays so um

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