Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a listener who encountered a woman with bits that smelled like death and try to figure out the cause. A couple female listeners call-in with their ideas as well.
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00:00this guy said hey guys getting right to it i've been seeing this girl for four months now
00:08we really haven't done a lot sexually but last night was going to be the night
00:12she comes to my place things started getting hot and heavy
00:15then i started to smell something oh god something i've never smelled with her before
00:22and since she was wearing a dress i could tell instantly where it was coming from
00:27this is terrible news after the smell became more consistent i stopped the action and
00:32kind of wrapped up the night i then to be sure smelled where she was sitting
00:37and i just about puke guys it smelled like death
00:42what are your thoughts i really like her i'm desperate do i say something to her do i take
00:49this to the grave so i don't hurt her feelings don't say anything to her it smelled like something
00:54died or was decaying you smell you smelled up my furniture no you can't say that your bottom
01:02parts stink stink you smelled up my furniture that's like devastating can you imagine even as a guy
01:09someone saying that to you what do i do if you smell up my furniture that's pretty bad like that's
01:14like you can't there's no that's medical right that's something that's not right it seems like
01:20she'd know about it too yeah yeah you think i mean she's got to be aware of it or is it her butt
01:26god please i don't want to think about that i do not okay someone said there's no coming back from
01:35you smelled up my furniture there isn't there isn't like that's it like you're done so he's
01:42four months invested and even though he still wants to get with her sexually four months is nothing
01:45that's a lot would not get laid oh my god it's a long time well try it again see if she still
01:53stinks see if it was just a one-off yeah like i i think that's what i would do uh yeah that's all
02:01you can do so you just get another gander at it but you can't tell her how to be hygienic
02:07right and live life yeah and you want a relationship like that where you gotta
02:11wash your vagina
02:15i'm trying to love you
02:19wash your mitts i i have to be the gross one like that's how i'm looking at life
02:27but i i should be the gross one but i listen i should be the gross one either i'm not for that
02:34no men should be gross no i totally agree but if one person has to be grosser than the other get it
02:40all together everyone get it together men naturally more gross than ladies exactly but you shouldn't
02:45no but get it together figure out your bits because that's gonna that's one of the first
02:49things to be the argument right at the end figure out your vagina smell
02:53i can't do it anymore slam the door closed figure out your vagina smell
02:59closed how would i not have discovered this before this that there was a smell from that area
03:07yeah in doing other things it was just a one-time thing but death i mean that's a strong
03:12yeah real that's not just a little smell whatever bad day like but bacterial vaginitis
03:20keeps coming up too and that needs like medication that's something she should go see a doctor about
03:25but if she doesn't she mustn't realize you guys how can you not realize if you smell like you can't
03:31you would you go willingly to have sex with someone no if you knew you smelt like death and decaying
03:38but how can she not smell it herself she she can uh trisha's in sterling heights hi trisha
03:43hi how are you good thanks yeah a girl knows when they stink come on now i don't kid this lady this
03:51woman is either lazy and don't want to take a shower or the guy needs to definitely tell her and embarrass
03:58her and that way she will take a shower because trust me she knows a girl knows when they stink
04:04it's disgusting well then what if she knows she stinks come on now you guys no we get it i don't
04:12know anything yeah i know but you just we need to we need to stop beating around the bush a girl knows
04:18when she's staying come on now that's disgusting and and yeah all girls know when they stink they get a
04:25whiff of it don't tell me they don't okay all right i don't know yeah dave okay yeah dave get with
04:31it this morning yeah get with it yes he needs to call her out on it and that way she'll be embarrassed
04:40about it and it'll hopefully never happen again trisha if you were him what exactly would you say to her
04:47give me how you'd approach it i would say um you stink
04:53yeah no no beating around the bush not you don't lay it on nice you're like man you stunk on my couch
05:06all right yeah all right you have to you have to all the best she knows she stinks you know you
05:15you know you stink you stay you ruined my couch yeah let's not forget that part of it yeah yeah
05:21thanks trisha thanks bye yeah like i had to buy a new couch let's not forget that part of it this
05:25isn't just like a minor smell she ruined his couch yeah yeah he can still smell her on the couch
05:32that's not normal bad that's really bad um colette that's where you were sitting what's your take on
05:39this hey you know she could just be like at the end of her period i know that when i had periods my
05:46last few days i really smelled terrible yeah i bet you know and if he just gave her a week or so
05:56that's what i think he's gotta he's gotta attack this thing on a different day
06:00right try give her a week and try it again and if and if and maybe they could they could do it
06:08they could have some sex yeah then loosen it up to her that you know last time you know there was a
06:13smell and she'll probably say yeah i know i smell bad those last few days and they'll talk about it
06:21they need to talk about it but you need to have success first you know yeah exactly so you the best time
06:27to talk about it is post a sexual experience that went just fine yeah yeah yeah just give her a week
06:33to try it again one week one whole week so you call that you need like a week around that time just
06:39had used to right now you need a week to let it all clear out yeah right yeah i don't i don't yeah
06:45i don't disagree and get real old stinky down there we're a little sticky down there yeah especially at the
06:51end of it yeah as i got older it got smellier oh wow i don't know how old this woman is i don't know
06:59if she's like uh in her late 30s and she'd be a little smellier than she was in her 20s oh that's
07:04true yeah what age of life are you in now if you don't mind me asking 63 63 i said goodbye to periods
07:11some time ago and i'm quite pleased yeah get rid of them
07:18i mean they seem terrible they seem terrible i didn't know you're dried up thanks for calling in
07:24you're you're welcome take care see ya
07:27it's all dry collette collette's really um comfortable with the disgusting
07:34here i love taking the calls from the women she seemed like the norm mcdonald
07:55sound like mama fratelli from the goonies
07:57sound like that it's morning yeah that would have been more rasp man yeah but my vagina
08:05female norm mcdonald does yeah