The Fear Of Women

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Dave & Chuck The Freak ask listeners why they're afraid of their lady.

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00:00the question right now is why do you live in fear of your lady that's what we want to know i think

00:13one of the biggest failures in that whole dynamic between dudes and chicks is that like girls don't

00:19understand that how dumb guys are like they take stuff personally that you're just like i just am

00:25so stupid yeah i didn't think yeah that was not my intention it's not that because i think they

00:31really think they're like he planned he should know on screwing me over and ruining my day

00:36and he thought about this for two days before he forgot to put the ice cube tray back

00:40i could fill the ice cube tray right now but no screw wait a second wait a second hold on it's

00:53coming back to me on monday i saw him check the forecast and he knew it was gonna be super hot

00:58yeah on friday and he used those last ice cubes he knew the son of a bitch knew head back to the

01:08lines here and um james from westland on a regular line good morning why do you live in fear of your

01:13lady she we're arguing about something i don't even remember what it was she's standing i got a 70

01:19inch tv in my living room she's standing there with this little uh kids fold out chair and she's

01:25going to break the tv right i tell i say angela please don't break the tv please for the love of

01:30god don't break my tv right she says she says what are you gonna do about it i said i don't know i'm

01:35gonna freak out she said what are you gonna leave me i said yeah i might get up and go to my dad's

01:41house yeah and she says uh you're not gonna leave me she said you'll never see your kids again

01:46she says and i quote did you forget did you forget i own you you little bitch and i just sat

01:54there looking yeah i just sat there in awe just looking at her like i you're absolutely right

02:01then she she snaps out of it she says she's sorry and everything but for days after that i'm i just

02:11every time i walk by her i'm like oh my god who says things like that no crazy bitch you're with

02:18all right man i'm the best man that's like dating kim jong-un it really is

02:23ah take your kids away forever you never see them again you're a terrible person

02:30all your fault and you're dumb kim what are you gonna do with that tv i'm gonna smash it

02:37i'm gonna put in a missile raunch it i'll leave you no you won't i own you bitch

02:45oh you do that's right oh i can't imagine that's awful anonymous with voice changing technology here

02:55uh why do you live in fear of your lady hey uh now i'm married with my wife for 16 years and at some

03:00point during our marriage she's decided she doesn't like guys because she rules with an iron fist

03:06just for me and my 13 year old son if we ask her any question it's we're the dumbest people on the

03:12planet and she sits and waits and hiding and and waits for my son to do something wrong she jumps on

03:19him and just goes crazy on him and my son will look at me like dad help and i'm like i know we're in

03:25this together but you're on your own i'm not taking that for it man you know it's so funny

03:30because i definitely have these moments with my son where we're both we're we're both in uh in his

03:37room you're not alone man you've come to a safe place you're not alone you're not alone uh i listen

03:46me and me and rowan like i've you know some he doesn't get i don't think he gets yet because he's

03:53too young and dumb to know what he's dealing with you know because he's only 10 so like your son has

03:58got three more years on him but uh you know like i'll go in the room and i'm like rowan why won't

04:05you do the one stupid thing like it's just this one god stupid one math problem and then we're gold

04:14we're fine this all goes away we can go back to our normal life and he's like i have to explain it to

04:21him like dude it's all your fault right now i have had that same conversation with my 13 year old

04:27you know i'm like it's just one goddamn question go do it

04:33so you're not alone all right man not alone and we will we'll stare we got a look that we give each

04:43other like holy crap here we go we do we do stella is so psychotic she doesn't care you know stella

04:54doesn't care she's like bring it all all of your fury i'll take it and dish it back

05:01she is the ultimate weapon okay she is the third generation of absolute psycho

05:11she is as sharp as an axe

05:16but rowan no he's not rowan is a fragile mind and he doesn't understand what for what he is running

05:28dude i'll i'll go i'll be like i got i'll go i got this

05:36walk up the stairs close it over dude

05:39are you insane right now are you absolutely out of your goddamn mind

05:47what do you have to do what do you what is it i'll do it

05:51what is it it's a math problem let me look at it oh dude i can't do this i have no idea what this is

05:58you're gonna have to do this you're gonna have to get you put the put put the ipad down put the

06:05ipad down and do the math problem so that we can go back to a normal goddamn life

06:11please please do you see what's happening you do and it would it will it'll hit him like

06:19oh yeah i should just do the math problem huh oh my god yeah you should

06:26until you hear stella pounding down the hallway well stella's a different thing

06:31stella's like i am not doing any medical work tonight i'm not writing my sentences

06:39nothing you can say or do or take away from me or ban me from or yell or scream or strike

06:51will change my mind

06:54oh chuck good luck to you man

06:58you

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