We Bullied The FDA Into Letting Us Straight Up No Give You That Information

If Soda Commercials Were Honest #shorts #soda #fda #truth #parody #youtubeshorts

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00:00If you knew how much sugar a human is supposed to consume in a day, very little,

00:05and how much sugar is in one bottle of wet sugar, lots, you probably wouldn't drink it.

00:10And we want you to drink it.

00:12So we bullied the FDA into letting us straight up not give you that information.

00:17But if you're really concerned, we can put the word diet somewhere on the can

00:22and replace the piles of natural sugar with chemicals that are

00:26so incompatible with human biology that our bodies don't even metabolize them.

00:35That's gonna slide right through me.

00:39Luckily, we're pretty sure these chemicals don't cause any lasting damage,

00:44well except bladder cancer in laboratory animals,

00:47and other kinds of cancer in other laboratory animals.

00:51But you're a human, so f**k it.